I love Ms Pat... I was pregnant at 16 by a black man 6 years older then me and he was murdered before our daughter was 7 years old.. wat doesn't kill you makes u stronger
😂😂💀 My friend once told me a fart is the sigh of an asshole in love. He had a bunch of those. Only remember a couple lol. Siren that a shit storm is coming was another one.
If you really think about its all about having the MONEY. Shit I'm first generation Mexican American, and fux we lived in a garage a shed in the recession, so everyone struggles. Its what you make of it, you may stay dependent of the government or fucking go get it. Shit I hated paying with food stamps lol. Now I luckily can pay cash, or use my debit card 😆 🤣
Okay, I had this playing in the background when this happened and I have replayed it about 10 times and I know what she's saying but Yes it does sound like that.
Pat! You obviously won't read this but for anybody else who, when attending a fast food drive-thru, like to tell them to "make your food hot" - my roommate's brother works at Sonic and he just said "Whenever people make requests like that, a lot of the younger cooks will spit, or do some other kind of nasty shit to your food." So, just as a word of advice: you may want to reconsider making special requests when the person cooking your food is an angry teenager with nothing to lose. For whatever reason, many of them get a kick out of defacing people's meals. 🤢 Sad, but true story.
Yea I haven't eaten fast food in over 30 years because when I was a teen I worked at a few fast food places that would do the nastiest shit to people's food for the smallest reasons.
It’s 2020, quarantine is in full effect, BLM and everybody is protesting, rioters are rioting, they say the economy is so bad it rivals the Great Depression. But here I am watching another Ms. Pat podcast appearance laughing my ass off! Life in this moment is good!!
The way that Christina was trying to talk to Ashley about her and her gfs relationship without knowing that she was doing the “two girls scissoring legs” with her fingers 😂👌🏻
Ahhhhhh! Haha! That happened to me too! I was looking at my phone didn't notice a whole family from 5 to 70 next to me and it was the "my c#nt my c#nt my c#nt" i got out of there quick jack!
"No way ANYONE could ever understand an animal" "This guys crazy, he's out of his mind, I can't listen to him" cuz a guy has an orange shirt and a gruff voice Couple of real stable geniuses on display
I absolutely love these two but I cringe HARD every time they talk about animals. They’re so ignorant. It’s become a bit in more recent episodes because Tina can’t even tell the difference between cheetahs and jaguars. 😂
Christina, you can't use a smell as an alarm clock. While asleep your smell is shut off. Breakfast smells so intense because your smell is booting up so everything smells so intense. Maybe you could tilt the bed so you meet the floor? The deaf guy wrote that vibrations are too weak...
57:23 is when Ms Pat comes on for anyone who cares
Just 1 like away 😢
Preciate you
Ms. Pat and Joey Diaz share a soul.
I’ve been binging her content since her recent rogan appearance. Haha TH-cam keeps feeding me it!
Hmm. My feed is flooded with her after Joe Rogan. And I like it.
BTW. A podcast with her a Diaz exists
She was actually on joey's podcast before, definitely check it out if you haven't seen it yet!
@@anointed1705 sameeeee lol shes great
If you’re here for Ms. Pat skip to 57:25
Jesus. Thank you.
You the real MVP
I just pre-ordered her book. I remember watching her on Rogan last year. A great comedian and genuinely nice n honest/ direct person
i had to read that book for a class in college. its quite the story and it gained ms pat a new fan
@@seamusthedawg2456 What class was that??
Holy shit. Ms. Pat’s show just went 100% on rotten tomatoes. So glad to see she made it. So deserving.
I love when Tom and Christina get all white and awkward.
Toms latin tho
Theo Dore not a race he can still be white
So..... You love them 24/7 365 lol 😆😆
@@joyartjoy2001 South American ethnicities aren't real? Man, that sounds dumb.
@@Arbitrary_Moniker Ikr 😁
I can't find enough of Ms. Pat's podcast. So I came to hear it again.
I didnt know who Ms Pat was, but now I love her. She is hilarious.
2 years late...but this is one of the best episodes so far! Ms. Pat is just so great!
I love Ms Pat... I was pregnant at 16 by a black man 6 years older then me and he was murdered before our daughter was 7 years old.. wat doesn't kill you makes u stronger
Smh
Or dumber
Tom genuinely laughs with Ms. Pat, I love it
Lets get Ms Pat on Theo's podcast!
The riot that would be they would be amazing together
Damn good call.
Best idea ever
Boo! Black people and mullets dont mix r word
Both from the south too that would be great 😂😂
THE best intro song to date.
I agree mommy
Harrison Gooch politely disagree jean
Seriously straight fire 🔥🔥🔥and I've heard em all
where can I find it?
FUCK
My friend once told me that a fart is just a turd honking for the right of way
😂😂💀 My friend once told me a fart is the sigh of an asshole in love.
He had a bunch of those. Only remember a couple lol.
Siren that a shit storm is coming was another one.
Just some asshole talkin' shit.
I just want Ms. Pat to give me a hug and say "oh baby, it's goin' be alright". I feel like that shit would last me for a good 20 years.
"I'm white too Christina i got health care."
If you really think about its all about having the MONEY. Shit I'm first generation Mexican American, and fux we lived in a garage a shed in the recession, so everyone struggles. Its what you make of it, you may stay dependent of the government or fucking go get it. Shit I hated paying with food stamps lol. Now I luckily can pay cash, or use my debit card 😆 🤣
If you guys are wondering the book is definitely an enjoyable book! Recommend to anyone in-between books
"He needs to smell me on the wrong day..."
I died.
Is there any better way to spend a day off? Just glassin' with my jeans
johnson543 glasssssin bruuu
"She blacker than me" God damn I died
ms pat is the best story teller
"I cant wait for my daddy come back from jail so I can stab him in the neck" Had me on the floor
Ms Pat is making the rounds for this book. She's on The Church, Bertcast, YMH, all kinds of shit.
ryanexsus how do you know shes on bertcast??
eric goltz because it's already out on iTunes jabroni
Good I fucking love ms pat
ryanexsus yeah it sucks
Hope she drops by Ari's in NY and Rogan too
Ms. Pat is AMAZE! Please have her on quarterly, Jeans!
1:53:37 Christina casually says niqqa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ms.pats daughter just looks at her like fuck did you just say😅🤣🤣🤣
Right?!?
OH NO!!! She said the forbidden word!!! Call the police!! 😮
Ashley is my favorite background act during this video lol
Damn, Ms. Pat is a soldier. I gotta get her book. Looks like her soda is from In and Out Burger. She's got great taste!
Honestly now that I think of it I never really see black people at in n out lol
Switching the format from facing each other to sitting side by side was definitely the right thing to do 👍
"Yall don't eat chicken ass?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Am I Trippin or did i hear what i think i heard at the 1:53:40 mark (peep Ashley’s reaction in the back) 🤣
Thank you! I thought I was the only one
BIG WORD
Okay, I had this playing in the background when this happened and I have replayed it about 10 times and I know what she's saying but Yes it does sound like that.
Pat! You obviously won't read this but for anybody else who, when attending a fast food drive-thru, like to tell them to "make your food hot" - my roommate's brother works at Sonic and he just said "Whenever people make requests like that, a lot of the younger cooks will spit, or do some other kind of nasty shit to your food." So, just as a word of advice: you may want to reconsider making special requests when the person cooking your food is an angry teenager with nothing to lose. For whatever reason, many of them get a kick out of defacing people's meals. 🤢 Sad, but true story.
Oh shit I’m definitely going to remember that.
Yea I haven't eaten fast food in over 30 years because when I was a teen I worked at a few fast food places that would do the nastiest shit to people's food for the smallest reasons.
Best pomcast show opener song ever. YOU GUYS ARE DOIN GOOD!
Imagine having Joey Diaz & Ms Pat as your godparents. Tremendous
I would be laughing profusciously
Love Ms.Pat. I would love to see the book turned into a movie!
It’s 2020, quarantine is in full effect, BLM and everybody is protesting, rioters are rioting, they say the economy is so bad it rivals the Great Depression. But here I am watching another Ms. Pat podcast appearance laughing my ass off! Life in this moment is good!!
Rabbitt --by Miss Pat a great book with BIG heart
Great episode guys! This lady is a gem.
1:37:13 "what's the people name that's wrapped up?" i died
The way that Christina was trying to talk to Ashley about her and her gfs relationship without knowing that she was doing the “two girls scissoring legs” with her fingers 😂👌🏻
Ms Pat is Mudbones long lost daughter! Richard Pryor fans get it.
😉Yes we do!!!
Yes baby girl. Wow you hit the nail on the head
Miss Pat reminds me of my mom. Laughing and crying at the same time
Ms Patt childhood is something outta the show shameless .
algorithm brought me here! ms Pat here's your new fan.😊
I love how I'm trying to listen to this in my car in a parking lot w my windows down and Tom just starts playing porn noises 😂😂
Ahhhhhh! Haha! That happened to me too! I was looking at my phone didn't notice a whole family from 5 to 70 next to me and it was the "my c#nt my c#nt my c#nt" i got out of there quick jack!
10min later: "I think I Beat her Gay."
My roommates probably think I was watching porn at full volume at 8:30am. 😂
"No way ANYONE could ever understand an animal"
"This guys crazy, he's out of his mind, I can't listen to him" cuz a guy has an orange shirt and a gruff voice
Couple of real stable geniuses on display
I absolutely love these two but I cringe HARD every time they talk about animals. They’re so ignorant.
It’s become a bit in more recent episodes because Tina can’t even tell the difference between cheetahs and jaguars. 😂
Donate to me to save T Bunz hairline. Mommies unite!
Bless you Ms. Pat. You are for real. I hope you keep it that way!
Whoa sounded like Christina sneaked a n word in around 1:53:30
so what?
Big words.
HAHAHAHA
It's probably going to be remixed into a song lol
As an apprentice of accent mastery. She clearly said "Negative". I got you Mommy T.
I love that Ashley's just chillin in the back, texting! LoL Ms. Pat, I got nothin but love for you! Same goes for Tom & Christina, f***ing LOVE y'all!
I was feeling down listening to Ms.Pat cheers me up 😘
57:25 skip to Ms. Pat!!!
1:53:38 lol the daughters face when she was processing what she might've just heard
Lol
Heard about your podcast from Joe Rogan 's episode 1000. Fucking love your podcast and have been binge listening/ watching since.
I love Ms. Pat!!!
That story about her niece’s kid in first grade had me in the floor!!!! 🤣🤣
Ms. Pats a beast! Buying that book and taking it to tha streets of South Dakota
Powerful ms pat in the mommydome
Yo that opening song was dope.
Lmao I love Ms. Pat so much. She's hilarious.
THANK YOU FOR FIXING MS. PATS MIC!!!!!
Ms. Pat is so fucking hilarious. Her bit about raising crack babies made me laugh so hard
That fucking moose soup track sounds like some one coated it in kerosene.
Tyrone Howard because its on fire?
no doubt
I've been wanting to make a track for this podcast but I've been to lazy
I'm pretty sure that was a limited edition Garth Brooks talking vibrator with the extra slick stuff and neat stuff.
Ms Pat is hilarious. Loved listening to her on Joey diazs pod
Shout out to the DJ champ, Matt Mercer. Moose Soup Remix had me peeing my high and tight jeans.
Tom tries to give Tina a compliment and starts with "How long have we been married? 38 years? Anyway you've never smelled." Lol
Don't ever make me wait that long again mommies! I had to take the day off work x
I jumped on this pomcast like a bitch
Don't be fake news mommy
yeah I thought it was supposed to be up last night
Dirty, son of a...
You pumped off the popcap like you have a lisp?
WE TAKIN OVA THE INDUSTRY
That opening song is doin' good. FUCK!
I love that you ask Ms Pat real questions and didn’t make it all about the jokes
I never skip thru ymh except today.. Ms pat is the best
Loving the sleeping dogs behind MomJeans, looks like my life
I’m here for Ms Pat!
First time listening to this podcast cause I love MS. Pat. I heard the host just say she's Hungarian (I am too)....It all makes sense now.
Ms. Pat is the best guest ever! please have her back
Christina, you can't use a smell as an alarm clock. While asleep your smell is shut off. Breakfast smells so intense because your smell is booting up so everything smells so intense. Maybe you could tilt the bed so you meet the floor? The deaf guy wrote that vibrations are too weak...
Ms Pat comes on at 57:28 🇦🇺
MOOSE SOUP REMIX IS FIRE!!!!!
54:57 The MTV VJ comment is on point. That's exactly the first thing that came to my mind when I saw her. She reminds me of Kennedy.
The air guitar in the intro was top notch!
1:53:39 does Christina drop a big word?
"negative"
I got the notification 5 hours late, I had to listen on iTunes. Now I'm gonna watch it.
1:53:38 what?
much love for MS.PAT
Today a woman in front of me at Starbucks asked for an iced coffee with a "splash" of caramel. I fucking lost it.
Enjoy Ms. Pat's new show on BET plus, it is wonderful!
1:53:39 BIG WORDS
Negative
That dad is SO FUCKING MAD.
I haven't laughed that hard at anything for such a long time.
I love that Miss Pat uses Big Words
Had to rewatch this 4 years later cause the seguras and ms Pat together are hilarious.
Fun Fact: When asked how he got his rap name, Plies said it referred to applying pressure.
That's right, he pronounced and spelled "pliers" "Plies".
Plies is short for applies not pliers. You said it yourself
Joe Rogan is the Colonel Kurtz of meatheads.
Love this one so much. Mrs Pat is hilarious!
i learn soo much from this pomcast....thanx madres
Great podcast, Ms Pat is hilarious
Just so everyone knows: the first person to do a podcast was John Laroquette's kid--well him and his buddy--back in 2005(?).
She said I'm wait till I get health care 👻💀
The moose soup sound bite sounds like Duncan trussel haha
Loved Ashley combing her Mom's hair..