Tom Segura & Christina Pazsitzky are stand-up comedians, and together host their own podcast called "Your Mom's House" / yourmomshousepodcast www.yourmomshou...
@MAGA murica Pretty sure its up to the guests. Friends of Joe will stay 3 hours no Problem but if he has a huge star on there, the person wont want to stay there 3 hours. They have something to promote or whatever so 1.5-2 hours is all they need. Probably more up to them than Joe
I hit play on this episode the first time maybe more than a year ago because I love Tom segura's work and went about my job which keeps me preoccupied from looking at my phone. I kept kissing listening to her talk and heard how she's married to Tom and so I had this thought" well if she's married to TOM she must not look that great." I'm telling you, walking up to my phone to get a glance at her with that mindset had me like "oh fuck!! Gahd damn Christina!" she's one gorgeous bitch
The only people who truly are not racist; are the people who can openly discuss, LEARN from intelligent conversation and laugh at histories mistakes. Its natural to think someone is lesser. Its a survival thing. To face that, with truths is fucking awesome. I love comics.
+Navibreath There are those who acknowledge their natural bias to slight racism and try to act against it because they know it's bullshit and those who totally give in to it. If you've ever been called racist, you probably belong to the latter group of people
One of my dad’s favorite “dad songs” was “Gold Digger” by Kanye West, and his favorite line was “18 years, she got one of your kids, got you for 18 years”. I’m not quite sure how I feel about that
I love watching these podcasts 3 years later and hearing joe and tom talk about Trump in ways as if they are worried what'll happen if he becomes president.
i wanna kno how this video has 116 dislikes....people just stumble in and hate it?...tom and christina paJEANski are hillarious...they are great guests and there podcast is awesome on its own.
I've literally never disliked a video or ever even contemplated disliking a video. What kind of people are these that dislike a video!!?!?!?!?!? The world may never know
lmao😂 😂 one of the best pod cast episodes.... love this shit all of them. I work 10 or more hour days as a machinest and this shit makes my day go by so good and much faster WHILE learning new shit and laughing . thanks JOE!!
WOW. Ok, so.. We're actually trashing the person whos not being casually speculated guilty of murder? A bunch of murders at that. The bitch who laughed about getting a child rapist off... The evil cunt the FUCKING FBI IS AFRAID OF ??? Yeah, on that note fuck trump... Please don't hill me killary.
Too much money definitely makes you gullible. Joe's sitting on a fancy bar stool with a swivel seat. $100-150 will fetch you a damn fine wooden bar stool on ebay , leaving $1900 to ensure you never run out of beer and whiskey.
Good snacks; Peanut butter with a spoon Avocados Tomatoes with pepper Celery Carrots Beef jerky Yogurt. Sun flower seeds Peanuts Triscuts (because they are amazing)
Watching Christina P getting grossed out from pimples and bear scratches is hilarious. 3 years later she is watching norm eat his own pootine and loving it.
Does Diaz need sleep? He's always awake. I have a theory about this. He goes so deep so often into a different state of consciousness that he just doesn't need it because his brain relaxes as if it's in R.E.M. a lot of the day.
I got a good chuckel out of the wrong side of the road and metric system talk, It's freaking hilarious listening to Americans talking about it. Most of the world is the opposite to america and changed decades or centuries ago for efficacys sake and when ever I hear people say things like "Come on rest of the world , get with the program" it sends me into a fit of laughter =D . Get Tom Segura & Christina Pazsitzky back any time, I thoroughly enjoyed them and the ways they lead into obscure topics.
I haven't literally laughed out loud so many times watching JRE in a long time. Christina about to puke, hiding her eyes from watching a cyst get popped while Joe describes it using his UFC commentator skills. Obviously trying to make her sick. HA!
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don't you just love when 2 of your favorite podcasts come together? this is like ecstasy
I love Tom and Christina, they are just so real and silly.
I judge how much Joe Rogan likes the guest by how long the podcast is.
James Kolesnikovich Interesting...I've never thought about the podcast(s) that way...
Or its just how much they click w eachother to have literally another hour of conversation
Doesn't necessarily have to do w liking them
@MAGA murica They got the time.
Like that ex-con guy he had on who was crying on the Podcast... He nipped that one in the bud early.
@MAGA murica Pretty sure its up to the guests. Friends of Joe will stay 3 hours no Problem but if he has a huge star on there, the person wont want to stay there 3 hours. They have something to promote or whatever so 1.5-2 hours is all they need. Probably more up to them than Joe
Christina may just be one of the coolest chicks ever..
Brad Franks I love her. She has grossed me out in ways I never imagined a woman doing
True...she's cool
I hit play on this episode the first time maybe more than a year ago because I love Tom segura's work and went about my job which keeps me preoccupied from looking at my phone. I kept kissing listening to her talk and heard how she's married to Tom and so I had this thought" well if she's married to TOM she must not look that great." I'm telling you, walking up to my phone to get a glance at her with that mindset had me like "oh fuck!! Gahd damn Christina!" she's one gorgeous bitch
mooshy purples.
I'm sure we would be besties if I had a chance to know her. She's a man's woman. Me too.
Dude Tommy has hair
WATCHING IN 2020
Covid quarentine content lol
Same
Tommy has a lot more bunz too
Watching in 2024 is crazy
Fuck yes after a moderately long string of guests I was not at all interested in, he gets Segura back on. Never get tired of Tommy. Ever.
Fuck Christina is funny. Tom must wake up every morning feeling like he hit the jackpot.
"They're a lil too shiney." *Can't see Joe past the glare on his forehead.*
Third eye bro
Joe "I have some meat. You guys want some meat?" Rogan. The man always has Elk waiting.
"I don't know what to tell you. Want a CD?" LOL
They make a good trio, this show flowed really good for 3 ppl to be involved ..
First time seeing Tom's wife too, she's a cool ass chick.
I got my pants high and tight for this one!
They call me _Duct Tape_
I'ma duct tape dat ass
Stanima
Dan D. Warhol l
I just shit myself.
honestly, christina pazsitzky has some super milf qualities about her
THE THUMBNAIL LOOKS LIKE JOE ROGAN'S DOING THE SPIRIT BOMB! LOL.
freak bitches lend me your energy \*3*/
MMA QUICK HITS
Powerful yung jamie is gohan
I remember when gender fluid was a wet spot on the sheets....
Bravo
you filthy savage!!!
I am going to use that line!!
Please open for Tom
Billy Beane that line is so gross I am stealing it .
Tom is without a doubt one of the funniest guys alive. Such a great guest everytime
The only people who truly are not racist; are the people who can openly discuss, LEARN from intelligent conversation and laugh at histories mistakes. Its natural to think someone is lesser. Its a survival thing. To face that, with truths is fucking awesome. I love comics.
GotSkinn nope everyone is racist, always have been and always will be. Impossible not to be
+Navibreath
There are those who acknowledge their natural bias to slight racism and try to act against it because they know it's bullshit and those who totally give in to it. If you've ever been called racist, you probably belong to the latter group of people
yeah but blacks are always racist, date a black girl and meet her family lol. Also Asian countries are openly racist.
The Dean Way to generalize dipshit. You haven't dated every black girl and met every black family.
Do you know what generalizing a race is? It dosnt mean 100% it means most of them or more then not. "dipshit"
maybe I'm in the minority, but I actually prefer the wide shot when you can see all of them at the same time. I wish they would use that shot more
Levi Gaswint maybe they will hire you lol
Tom Segura has two great specials on Netflix. Really enjoy his style.
Christina's no no no at the pimple poppers thing touched me on a spiritual level.
Joe “This is how I sit now” Rogan
Christina freaking out at that cyst removal procedure had me dying laughing xDD
Love Christina And Tom one of my Fav Guests of all time
one of the best episodes in a long time as far as just the 3 people amusing themselves and killing it, enjoying the company.
It's always a fantastic episode when the Mommies are there.
One of my dad’s favorite “dad songs” was “Gold Digger” by Kanye West, and his favorite line was “18 years, she got one of your kids, got you for 18 years”. I’m not quite sure how I feel about that
Jajajaaa love it!
@@sherpaderpdingo3405 I wish someone would "ball my balls" sounds dopeee
18 years, 18 years, and on your 18 birthday, he found you weren’t his?
I'm 20 and like that song...
They call me DUCT TAPE!
Your a master savage sir!
DUUUUUUUUUUUUCT TAAAAAAAPE!
Duct tape is only for the HARD-FUCKING-CORE!
you aint got the stanima
Y'all finished or y'all done?
i miss the days of JRE when you got to see all the clips they watch on youtube on the podcast, boring rules :(
We need another hit of that groovy drug called Tuncan Drussell.
I absolutely love Tom's face whenever he hears something crazy
If tim and Christine only knew 4 years from now they would be watching norm eat his own poutine
When they were talking about joey around 35:00 I laughed harder than I have in over a year, no shit.
Got one bud, thanks for the advice though.
Love it when Joe has fellow comediennes on the podcast, Tom & Christina are great & isn't Christina so darn cute!
My gender pronoun is the entire work of Shakespeare in reverse order.
On the ning nang nong the cows go bong and the teapots Jibber jabber joo
- "Eraepsekahs fo korw eritne". Pretty bad ass! Might be Russian.
Best wishes future Alan. Cheers, to another 2 years fellow veteran of youtube.
Ben Burbidge hahahaha
"Ot eb, ro ton ot eb, taht si eht noitseuq?"
This is genius.
I would watch Joe, Tom & Christina talk for 3 days straight.
This is weird watching this two years later
Yeah the mommies are fit and burnt Christ hair is still fat if not fatter
@14:47 CrazyLoks bless
@@barb5251 Can you explain in a way I can understand? Legit curious.
@@joebagadonuts3566 Tom Segura and Christina P have got super fit since then and Burt Kreischer still hasn't
This is weird coming back to my comment one month later.
Shoutout to Christina from Hungary! 💪
Just saw Tommy Bunz in Phoenix last night. He killed it. Love these two. Glad he had the stanima to do the show.
Rogan talking about people's heads being too shiny, whilst having the BIGGEST bright spot on his head at the exact moment -_-
Thomas Brown I was wondering if Christina was going to call him out on that fact; apparently not...
There's definitely a difference between shiny head under natural light and in a studio.
I miss the vibe from these older podcasts
Agree. Joes not the same now days
@@dougn6465 people change
@@seanranklinjr968 but it seems like he is burnt out doing these pod cast
@@dougn6465 yeah he does loads, will do a 3 hour podcast with someone then go straight into another 3 hour podcast i dont know how he does it
"Yes! The Purge. I have a samurai sword!" Maybe the single best subtle "wtf" moment ever from Joe.
Joe organize another podcast with Randal Carlson and Graham Hancock
Brad omg yyyyyeeeeeeessss it's time we need to root ourselves to our history again :D
+Brad yes!
Brad ive tweeted it to them they liked the tweet
foreal
Nah, get them on separately, last time Randal never got a word in. Even Joe hardly gets a word in with Graham.
I love watching these podcasts 3 years later and hearing joe and tom talk about Trump in ways as if they are worried what'll happen if he becomes president.
I really feel like these Rogan podcasts have become my source of news. They speak so honest about so many subjects, I love this shit.
o man.. and this is how Trump can get elected
"This is what happens when you don't chop Firewood"
fucking dying on that one lol
I am so happy for Tommy Bunz. Main Mommy is the whole package.
This couple are just the coolest. Love them
mommies always make great guests on jre!!! Love you jeans! who else got them jeans high and tight?
i wanna kno how this video has 116 dislikes....people just stumble in and hate it?...tom and christina paJEANski are hillarious...they are great guests and there podcast is awesome on its own.
I assume people on mobile put their phones in their pockets and accidentally dislike certain videos. Happened to me today with this one.
I've literally never disliked a video or ever even contemplated disliking a video. What kind of people are these that dislike a video!!?!?!?!?!? The world may never know
The only youtube videos I've disliked have been accidental dislikes and youtube rewind 2018 ya know for the bandwagon lol
V fuck jeans
Powerful joe rogan summoning Ra in that thumbnail
New favorite podcast. Listening on my forklift
I pass my time at work listening to podcast as well, gotta have something to laugh about and lighten the mood.
MetalMoshe17 this and church of what's happening now and your moms house all great
+Dustin Garn forget ye not the duncan trussell family hour
volcanoofhell I love a lot of dunkin trussels stuff
Bill burrs podcast is really good too most of the time
The fact they call each other Jean's even in real life is the cutest shizz
Mom jeans is the best!! She makes me laugh so hard!! Thank you JRE for giving us the best!! High and tight forever!!!!
this is what you do when you down chop fire wood... best quote yet
122.11 whatever around there
hahahahha love tht comment
This video gets so much better at 0.5 speed. It's the most mellow weed-talk, especially Tom is deadly funny at 0.5 speed! Highly recommend.
Thank you. That was beyond worth it.
"I had the illusion that I will be a doctor" 🤣 i fucking love this guy
lmao😂 😂 one of the best pod cast episodes.... love this shit all of them. I work 10 or more hour days as a machinest and this shit makes my day go by so good and much faster WHILE learning new shit and laughing .
thanks JOE!!
My gender changed while typing this comment.
Yellow booty color lemonade in my escalade.
stfu
Did you just assume your own gender? #triggered
hahaha^
💃? 🕺🏻?
Holy shit! I was on JRE!!
Wait were you saying burnt Chrysler???
Explain yourself!
Noice
I LOVE the dynamic between these three. Great pod.
Love Tom Segura's laid back attitude/humor. He/She/It/Zir/Do/Ra/Mi... great stuff.
My FAVORITES. POWERFUL MOMMY JEANS
Shes so adorable.
WOW. Ok, so.. We're actually trashing the person whos not being casually speculated guilty of murder? A bunch of murders at that. The bitch who laughed about getting a child rapist off... The evil cunt the FUCKING FBI IS AFRAID OF ??? Yeah, on that note fuck trump... Please don't hill me killary.
Calm down Alex Jones.
haha paging alex jones please....you need to pick up one of your disciples on this page lol
a couple*** haha
How are the Fed's afraid of her? I think that tin foil hat is starting to cook your brain :/
well she is responsible for nearly 100 thousand deaths in libya as a result of her actions....so the murder accusation isn't that far off
"Put that in the Getty" I lost my shit!!!
Christina: “tHaT’s bANaNAs”
yeah joe, we can all afford $2000 chairs...
You can't afford a $2000 chair.........
????
Too much money definitely makes you gullible. Joe's sitting on a fancy bar stool with a swivel seat. $100-150 will fetch you a damn fine wooden bar stool on ebay , leaving $1900 to ensure you never run out of beer and whiskey.
What brand was is?
It's a Salli seat.
I got my Aeron used for 200. I'd spend more, but I am poor. Still the best chair I've ever had. 2000 is more than unnecessary.
“Oh she did a photo shoot” lmao Tom was on that quick
Adam Greentree - Aussie as fuck scaring a grizzly off his elk
joe pushing their buttons around 23:00 had me in stitches - holy shit ahahahahaha
Joe “I watched my own surgery” Rogan
Christina-" "I've been up since 5:30", well laaadeedaaa fuckwad, good for you". You rule Christina.
Good snacks;
Peanut butter with a spoon
Avocados
Tomatoes with pepper
Celery
Carrots
Beef jerky
Yogurt.
Sun flower seeds
Peanuts
Triscuts (because they are amazing)
4:48 this is so cute, Joe wasn't expecting a round of laughter and when it happens he gets so excited
These were the best JRE podcasts. Joe was so much more into it!
Yeah hes burnt out now
Joe: "You guys want some meat??"
Christina: "Mm yeaaaaahhh"
awkward....
41:20
love these guys
the Your Moms house podcast is by far the funniest podcast out right now
they truly transcend the podcasting game
The Lefty lounge with Joe & 'friends' is a better title for this.
You realize Trump supporters only make up like 30% of the population? Shut the fuck up no one likes that clown.
+Matt K trump is the epitome of evil cunt.
Hillary isn't left, at all.
+Matt K Just like your dumbshit candidate, just say whatever you want and call it fact. You're why people say "fucking uneducated america"
Coe just came across your comment. I guess it was a little more than 30%.
Watching Christina P getting grossed out from pimples and bear scratches is hilarious. 3 years later she is watching norm eat his own pootine and loving it.
Lol "This is what happens when you don't chop firewood." That was hilarious!😄
Does Diaz need sleep? He's always awake. I have a theory about this. He goes so deep so often into a different state of consciousness that he just doesn't need it because his brain relaxes as if it's in R.E.M. a lot of the day.
christina p is awesome
BIKES!!!
"people are just going to shit outside.." HAHA!
omg when joe was showing the zit popping videos and Christina freaking out haha fucking hilarious
Joe: yeah I got a lot of meat. you want some meat?
Christina: yeaahh
Tom: 41:22
41:19 is better they actually get to hear the part you are referring too
Hahaha
*LIKE SAM THE BUTCHER BRINGING ALICE THE MEAT*
Eeeeh, it was just "do you guys want some meat?".
Went back to that part for nothing.
@@ClimptonDiddlehopper lmfao i love th a that line.. Shout out old school
mommies and joe rogan. the times we live in are insane
The cyst talk has perma killed my boner for at least 3 weeks
rt
pussy
Eat around it
Was listening while eating lunch. I don't recommend it.
Christina was the opposite of stoked lol
I got a good chuckel out of the wrong side of the road and metric system talk, It's freaking hilarious listening to Americans talking about it.
Most of the world is the opposite to america and changed decades or centuries ago for efficacys sake and when ever I hear people say things like "Come on rest of the world , get with the program" it sends me into a fit of laughter =D .
Get Tom Segura & Christina Pazsitzky back any time, I thoroughly enjoyed them and the ways they lead into obscure topics.
Some people shouldn't own keyboards.
Lmao Christiana's Glee reaction 😂
Mommy, mommy, mommy is the best. Daddy, daddy, daddy doesn't know your middle name.
I haven't literally laughed out loud so many times watching JRE in a long time. Christina about to puke, hiding her eyes from watching a cyst get popped while Joe describes it using his UFC commentator skills. Obviously trying to make her sick. HA!
tom segura rocks
Why do I feel Joe Rogan is gonna be the new chuck Norris lol iykyk
I cant count how many times I watch Tom Segura's specials
Joe should do a podcast with young Jamie.
They were Glassin hard
1:27:48 talking about Dan Peña
Think-a-Again fucking THANK you
Thank you!
You the real mvp
My man!
"Their heads are too shiny!"
As Joe's head is fucking beaming like a flashlight in the middle of a dark forest
"This is what you do when you don't cut firewood." Best fucking sentence I've ever heard
Joe is so scared he breaks all the way down when it comes to playing any kind of video 😂😂
He likes his money!
@@BirdOfHermes83 The weird thing is, there's no ads on the video anyways lol.
Tyler Henry it was probably bc of all the clips he played.