Siri replying to bodily noises
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ย. 2024
- Finally, a genuinely disgusting video. And this'll be my last video for a very brief while; been putting this off but I desperately need a new laptop, new mic, new studio, new everything really. You deserve audio that flows in your ears like caramel so that's what I aim to achieve, but I'm an old man so gimme a couple weeks yeah? 💀
Reviewing the footage at 4:46 it's very possible my muttering "immabesick" is what actually prompted Siri to tell the time rather than any belching. If you have a Siri on your phone do try burping into it and let me know if you have more luck than me!
please say the phrase “awesome sauce” its all i ask so i can die happily!!!
ill try one sex
MATT ROSE PLEASE SAY THE PHRASE”AWESOME SAUCE” ITS ALL I ASK PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!
SEC NOT SEX
ok
Matt's Siri voice sounds like it's either bored or hungover. I'll let you guys decide which one.
Hungover definitely.
@@MaceDeMarco2010 ye
Bored
holy shit gay spider from the hit song honey i;'m home by ghost and the pals
Hungover
I love how you can tell how people sneeze just by what Siri hears lmao
Hey Siri, go to Japan!
Yeah I know right? lol
It's perfection
"Kung fu dog food" is exactly how my grandfather used to sneeze
666
poo poo room now has 34 likes
thank you Matt rose ik im just a random viewer but I remember watching you when I was younger (when I felt more happy) and you made me laugh so hard. Watching you now makes me remember and still laugh really hard. Thank you for calming me down and making me feel like I was nine again. :)
LMAO Matt sounds like he's going to puke all over Siri there at the end
I was in the middle of yawning but I kept laughing in the middle of the year and couldn't finish lol
If you got time to yawn, you got time to charge your phone dammit
Okay but I seriously need to do this now
This man really sat there forcing himself to burp until he almost got sick 😂
The things he does for our entertainment...
0:22 glade oss???
Yes
The last clip of him trying to burp into siri killed me 💀
" I'm hung "
" Are you? "
Bro 😂😂
My siri went on like ten times this video
just as the title of the video came up i farted 💀(might delete this later)
Imagine sneezing and Siri thinks you wanna listen to a song
I growled into my phone once. Siri told me I didn't need to be so mean. Then I apologized to her and reassured her that we were still friends. I'm so lonely!
"Yes I know that my Siri voice sounds like GLaDOS from the Portal games."
I love you Matt but don't flatter yourself.
he sounds like GLaDOS's lost cousin GOLdASS
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@@asdfasdfasdfasdf246Nice one.
siri is like that one drunk aunt that can barely even answer any of your questions
holy crap tylev? from daily chat?
@@desperatelycravingahamsandwichhell yeah
Tylev from daily chat
is that tylev from daily chat
out of all the people that could respond, it’s a single weird group of people from geometry dash
Matt's voice for Siri feels like a really sarcastic robot who hates you, which I guess, is Siri
And a potato
You just described glados.
@@regav62...Wait! Matt sounds like a potato?! 🤨🥔 🍟 🧐
Also GLaDOS
@@-belue-6697PotatOS
Matt is the type of guy who lists gibberish as one of his languages on a resume
Do not start this trend in this comment section.
@@theofficialgamermanman i love reverse psychology
@@mikegood4this is not reverse physiology or whatever
MATT I SAW YOU HEARTED MY COMMENT YOU SEE ME SO PLEASEEE I BEG YOU TO SAY THE PHRASE “AWESOME SAUCE” SO I CAN DIE HAPPILY PRETTY PLEASE!!!
fluent in yappanese
2:44 imagine just waking up being messaged "we will have a baby"
Especially if you're the same sex as the person that sent it to you.
I known some people who would drive to the other person location at mach 30
We will have a baby 💀
@@SirensOfNCS K U L L E M O J I
@notanetcher S K U L L E M O J I
Imagine trying to take a shit and Siri says something like "I don't understand what that means."
When I did it Siri said "Good Job"
I'm dying rn lmfaooo
I’m just wondering why someone would turn on Siri then consistently fart to him. 🤔
@@pecoragentrygreat, someone has that recorded somewhere now. Congratulations
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO TAKE A-
I like hearing Matt make various regurgitation noises in an attempt to burp.
its easier if you just swallow air
@@thetato1273...For you!...It's bubbly water for me! 🤷♀️ 🤷♂️
Coca-Cola works wonders if you want to burp for any reason
I’m literally unable to burp
At least Siri got the translations for bodily noises better than TH-cam auto-caption translating things.
[clapping]
foreign
[applause]
The sorcerer's son is destroyed by dump and bull Thor (something that TH-cam captions wrote and even in context it still makes no goddamn sense)
Bro I just came from a video on chess where the captions did p*rn instead of pawn
Having “long dick’s sausage emporium” show up as a result of searching “herb” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen I was not even close to being ready for that one
My sides are in orbit!
I wish I lived near a "Long Dick's Sausage Emporium".
fun fact: if you ask siri what is 0 / 0 she will say "its easy, imagine if you have 0 cookies to divide to 0 friends, the cookie monster gets sad because there is no cookies and you get sad because you have no friends" something like that
Edit: rip notifications
They removed it :(
They changed it to "your friends are sad because I killed them" or something like that.
@@alexandersean4708 nope, “if nothing is divided by nothing, there is nothing to divide or divide it with and the division never happened, so my answer is , no.” Siri used to be funny
@@IntrovertedGoosethat explains why my mom couldn't get it to work when she tried to show her friends :(
Theory: 3÷3 = 2÷2 = 1÷1 = 1; every number divided by itself equals 1. Therefore 0÷0 = 1.
4:17 i want to go to Long Dick's Sausage Emporium.
Its in Newfoundland, and apparently owned by one man. From what I can tell, people love it, although he has been in some trouble with the local officials.
@@zacharytaylor190I guess I have another reason to visit North America besides seeing New York or Toronto.
Don’t😭
@@zacharytaylor190 so it legit! 🤣🤣
i ruined the 99 like
Imagine sneezing as loud as a lawnmower. That's... definitely not something I do. No siree. No Siri?
I was genuinely worried about Matt throwing up on his phone during the part where he was trying to get her to respond to a burp
he looked hilarious lol-
me too fr
Congratulations Matt, you actually made me yawn with your impression at 3:16
Yeah It happened as I read it, like lol wut
I yawned reading the word 'yawn' in this comment ☠
I'm extremely surprized I didn't yawn.
SAME
@@FrizzyArtistJayMe too
this video made me so happy.
i went from bawling my eyes out due to depression, to laughing my ass off.
Thanks, Matt, your videos always cheer me up.
congratulation !!
"Long Dick's Sausage Emporium" is one hell of a name for a restaurant
I asked her one time how to replace baking powder with baking soda in cupcakes and she said “that’s an interesting question” and just…didn’t…answer my question💀💀
if you're still wondering, you need an acid of some sort to activate the baking soda. like cream of tartar or lemon juice
Apparently it used to reply to "call me an ambulance" with ",you're an ambulance" instead of actually calling 💀
i find that i have to tell siri to look things up in order to actually get results, for the same reason.
@@tsm688 thank you! I knew you could add cream of tartar, but I didn’t know lemon juice worked as well, I always have lemon juice but I don’t keep cream of tartar
@@renakunisaki oh my goodness, imagine getting stabbed and Siri is just making dad jokes😂😂
1:18 getting insulted by siri must be a new low for anyone
Rubber plantation shouldn't have made me laugh so much 😂
4:16 another contender 😂😂
Imagine you're having a medical emergency and choke/scream and Siri understands it as some random shit
Funny you should mention that. One time during a very long road trip where my dad was driving, I started to have a seizure. My dad told me after the fact I was making weird gargling noises during it. He hardly ever uses Siri but in that moment he needed her because this was an emergency and he was driving. Siri got him to the nearest hospital without any complications!
So thank you Siri, for listening to my dad, and not to my weird gargling noises.
@@benjaminthewolf woah, that sound scary. glad it ended well
Glad i don't use siri
2:43 imagine suddenly being texted "we will have a baby" im curious to how that conversation went
GLaD* lol
kratcy
@@k1tsun3ko :3
4:30 "what would you like to do?"
"hydroelectricity"
Edit: it keeps liking my comment
Ah yes I love doing hydro electricity
5:10 That Was One Evil Fart.
Ah yes. Evil a..
I was expecting "poo poo room" to be a LOT worse than a covered litterbox
Edit: we have HomePods set to the Irish female-sounding voice (because it sounds cooler than American Siri), but this sometimes causes confusion (maybe due to the accent) and results in answers that have nothing at all to do with the questions. I wish there were a text log of the conversations. Can't remember any of them right now, but there have been several times I've gone, "What the hell did Siri think I asked???" 😅
Oh, I thought it was a bathroom with a toilet. Like a little room with a toilet which I have in my house right next to the actual " bathroom " with the actual sink and bath/shower.
Fun fact: Siri can’t do the modulo operation, and hasn’t been able to since she was added. She understands when you say “Hey Siri, what’s 194 mod 73” or whatever, but then since the sign for the modulo operation is %, she calculates 194%, so she’ll say that the remainder when you divide 194 by 73 is 1.94
Edit: Just remembered she also can’t generate random numbers within a specific range. It has to be 1-100
Hmm, Alexa does seem to get it right, though.
I just tried it and this is still true
Google Assistant does it right. So weird.
5:05
“I just farted on my phone to Siri and it came up with this.”
“Here’s what I found for ‘EVIL.’”
Based Villager pfp
@@Daansstuff-alt Thanks!
Must be bad if Siri thinks it’s evil
I love how Matt’s Siri voice sounds both hungover and so tired of everyone’s shit at the same time
It’s like she’s trying to do her job but just half-assing everything because she’s so done
Everyone is asking her questions all over the world every day
cut her some slack
I actually remember one time when I had Siri on, I dropped my phone on my face and sent
“Hello 56 bees please” because autocorrect completed the sentence before sending it to Siri and she replied with
“56 bees in Canada looks like this”
@@Theonly_z_Official Where did it come up with “Canada”?
@@the_man_with_the_silver_eyes I'm Canadian
56 Bees in Canada sounds like a band name.
Not Siri, but I had to say my date of birth over the phone to pick up a prescription. It kept hearing me way wrong, which made me laugh. Then it interpreted my laughing as me saying that I was born May 5, 1950.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Im so happy every time a Matt Rose video comes out, thanks for the entertainment, and for making me (and hopefully many others) laugh!
Seeing 3:37, I now realize that a video on the weirdest urban dictionary definitions would be very funny!
oh my eus😊
@@PPie229oh my eus😊
@@cranksetwrench oh my eus😊
@@Cardinaltoh my eus😂
@@FishboneAnimationsoh my eus 😨
These videos transform my humor into the equivalent of an eldritch horror
4:10 Either way same result, right?
At 5:58 Matt proceeded to turn into a cursed crying human frog thing..
BRO I CANT STOP LAUGHING AFTER READING THAT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can’t laugh I feel like I’ll throw up but I can’t help but laugh
PLSSSSSS 🤣
4:01 WALPÔLĘ AŁOÑG (That Part Made Me Laugh A Lot)
"WALPÔÑG ÀLÓÑG"
5:12 bro has evil farts
5:09*
Matt’s got that “please do not destroy vital testing apparatus” siri voice
I coughed while asking Siri to open TH-cam and my sister swore at the same time- the result: *Hong Kong fudge*
You know it's gonna be a spicy day when our favourite wine dad uploads ❤
4:21 LONG DICKS SAUSAGE EMPORIUM 💀💀💀💀
💀💀
3:11 sounds like siri is planing the end of the world
2:16 That's sounds like a garden shop (despite the word 'plantation').
no one’s talking about the 1 review on nice and naughtt
Matt’s videos are the reason I don’t sleep
Come on, they're not _that_ scary! ;)
matts videos are the reason I sleep for 18 hours at a time
I mean I would laugh in my sleep too!
I use the dictate function for word quite a lot and it always picks up the most random words from background noises. Creepiest one is when it writes "Hello" while I sit in a silent room. I wonder if my mic picks up sounds from the 4th dimension 😂
Does anyone else feel so excited when Matt Rose posts another video?
Yes, I needed this to cheer-up my day.
Yeah, I actually jump about when Matt uploads lol.
0:22 your pronunciation of GLaDOS makes me physically sick
Cannot believe in a video which culminates in a series of retches THAT is what makes you sick 💀 I am very sorry I like those games as well!!
@@Matt_Roseyou look like how I would imagine Wheatley to look like if he was a human /pos
@@thatoneweirdo7701you are so right
"glay-dos"
@@Matt_Roseskull emoji
The only bodily noises I need is Matt Roses beautiful voice
0:38
Hey Sue
*Hello?*
One time I told my dad to never ask Siri what Seal was in French. He decided to ask anyway while my grandparents were there and Siri said what sounded like the word "fuck" and my nan just started laughing.
Aw, I tried this but i just got something like sounded like “so”
@@DS-dc9zh That's a shame
@@DS-dc9zhYeah it sounds like “soo?”
0:11 just let him talk to add add bro 😔
fr 😣😖😖 like are we not allowed to talk to the 4051029384930202393949932203934848493929 ancient spirit of add add
Add Add is the goat ngl
@@AcademicJaedon fr
Hi my name is add add.
"The cat took a killer dump in the poo poo room." 💀 💀 💀
5:19 had me so hard can't stop laughin
it made you hard?
Matt rose can rap tho! 1:34
6:03 That laugh made me smile for some reason-
These videos are getting more and more specific and I love it
2:24 I AM TERRIFIED
(The Justin Bieber part)
Fun fact in terms of asking Siri to turn on your flashlight, if you tell Siri Lumos (the wand lighting spell in Harry Potter) it turns the flashlight on. If you say Nox (the light extinguishing spell), it shuts off.
Fun fact: just tried Lumos with Alexa and her answer was “You light up the room already!”
@@OneKnifeYeHand lol
Google assistants do that too it's fantastic
I at first thought that was only if you had shortcuts enabled. I stand very much corrected. Thank you!
@@SarafinaSummers you're welcome!
looks like we know who is going to be voice acting in Portal 3 (if it ever happens 💀). You have also got great fashion sense I absolutely love wearing and collecting Hawaiian shirts I got one just like that!
We gotta create a new character for Matt, because the voices of the others are too iconic. Maybe Wheatley has a brother or something.
"I'm hung"
"Are you?"
HELP
I love how you can tell exactly what the sneezes, coughs, and other noises sounded like based purely on Siri’s interpretation. 😂
Edit: Okay, nevermind, that hydroelectricity one has me stumped.
Possibly two sneezes in a row?
the amount of times this has happened to my mom is obscene
I wanna tell you guys about the time my friend accidentally pushed me off the trampoline, so I started crying. He immediately started saying “I’m sorry, sorry!” And then his Siri said in the most sarcastic voice you can ever imagine, “Uh huh.” I have never went from crying to laughing so fast in my life.
2:06 down bad?
4:38 burp reveal
3:44 4 hours after this video was posted, “Poo poo room” now has 175 likes and 1 dislike. Congratulations everyone
"That may be beyond my abilities at the moment" implies that Siri soon will be able to turn blue blue boo-boo and that scares me.
*No matter what you ask her, Siri always comes up with the most unhinged responses ever.*
When the impostor is sus.
1:59 right.. accidentally
Seems like a cover up to me
absolutely delectable video, Matt!
I'm sorry but Matt burping looks like one of those goat-screaming videos I'm crying 😭
4:23 excuse me what
Epic pfp
@@TheScrybeOfTechnology thanks
@@M1st3YT it is indeed and i am indeed
@@M1st3YTLatex?
That’s an unfortunate name for a restaurant 💀
5:00 ravenclaw fart vs slytherin fart
1:42 “MoOn” GOT ME 😂😂😂😂
3:56 i hope that person feels better
Your Siri voice perfectly encapsulates the extreme attitude that she has.
0:52 POOR SIRI 😭
Matt...you have one ability that almost no other funny creator, or movie for example, has. No matter how often I watch a video of yours in a day, I laugh about it as if it was the very first time over and over again. Also... I'm a German girl. And you have exactly, and when i say that i mean it, *exactly* the same voice as an in Germany very popular voice actor, who spoke for example Master Fu from Miraculous.......or the ,,30 minutes later" - guy from SpongeBob. So this always makes me laugh even harder. And by the way, your laughing face was really wholesome! Thank you for that, keep it up !! 🎉
I didn't realise it but yeah the ,,30 minutes later" voice does sound a bit German now that i think of it. Thank you for that information.
@@J.A.huscher I actually think in the original and in German It's actually always a different actor, Matt just sounds like the German version. 😁 so great!! 🤣
5:43 he's not american enough to do a good burp 💀💀
He’s not even American
@@smokebomb024 i know
British people typically can only get a good burp after taking a gigantic drink of beer
Id say hes too american for a good burp
@@Efefiusz damn bro i kind of forgot about this comment
Matt makes Mondays survivable
In related topics, my mom once asked me to check her phone because its memory was full for some reason. Well, the reason was that she accidentally turned her camera on while asleep and ended up recording four hours of her own snoring
This comment made me violently wheeze-laugh.
My grandmother did that one time 🤣
Matt Rose, I would like you to know that your videos make me extremely happy. I always look forward to a new upload, and this one is a gem. I have been grinning and chuckling for the whole duration of this video and to have you give us one this long is truly a blessing. Thank you so much for doing what you do, and keep on keepin on!
I have so much respect for the people in this world, like you, who make my days brighter.
i would pay to have matts voice as a text to speech voice
Nick Robinson! 3:01