Shiro Tagashi nah but he beat my meat fortress he made me hire him for it the funny TH-cam comments don’t pay as well as you’d think also he threatens with a gun at sakurais head
Actually 400,000 for 12 seconds is still 33k per second compared to the medigun's 4k per second in this video, meaning the Heavy DRASTICALLY outexpenses the medic. It costs more to harm than to help~
and that is without inflation, What cost $9000000 in 1968 would cost $67074172.95 in 2019. Also, if you were to buy exactly the same products in 2019 and 1968, they would cost you $9000000 and $1183280.52 respectively. fucking swimming in gold.
I wanted to work out how much energy (joules) you would need in that backpack to a single broken bone for each team member at least once. In this experiment I'm doing three unrealistic things. One is presuming I can change joule energy into calorie energy. Two is presuming it's a perfect energy transfer. And three is presuming the calories would heal them instantly and not fatten them. I'm also saying their health is equal to their weight in pounds. Quick answer is 6270 joules. Concise answer is: Scout 125lb Spy 125lb Pyro 175lb Demo 175lb Engi 125lb Sniper 125lb Medic 150lb Soldier 200lb Heavy 300lb 1 calorie= 4.2 joules 525 joules Spy Engi Sniper Scout 630 joules Medic 735 joules Demo Pyro 840 joules Soldier 1680 joules Heavy Add=6720 joules for healing all once Conclusion:6270 joules in backpack Full answer. I took all the weights in pounds and calculated it with the amount of calories needed to heal a broken bone. (Around 15 calories for every pound) and then calculated it. The results were: 525 joules Spy Engi Sniper Scout 630 joules Medic 735 joules Demo Pyro 840 joules Soldier 1680 joules Heavy So I calculated 525+525+525+525+630+735+735+840+1680=6270 So in total that battery holds 6270 joules. Whether that's impressive or not I'm not sure. But if read the whole thing then comment your opinion and thanks for reading my comment!
These surreal civ-pose medic gags are true comedy gold. Masterpieces from a connoisseur of humour. Funnies that really jangle my funny bone. Eldritch whispers from our true god, Afro. Bits that enlighten my day with laughter. No but jokes aside those were great
And here I was thinking this was gonna be 18 minutes of maths n' equations n' learning. I am equal parts overwhelmed with joy and mildly disappointed that it wasn't what I expected.
1:15 I see, gentleman, that you are versed on steamworks and magic obscura, otherwise you wouldn't be mentally equiped to analyze the craft of the TF2 medic and chose such sublime music!
I saw this video the other day and I was like "Cool" and then I was playing MvM not too long ago and I thought to myself "Wait, what about how expensive the TF2 Medic would be in MvM (In America)?" with how much healing is done [in game], including the theoretical cost of revival (resuscitation I assume) [in game], cost of developing faster healing (upgrades) [theoretical upgrades to existing tech], etc. even if you don't factor in the amount of time spent holding down the mouse button healing every ally. I've been doing a lot of Medic in MvM and the thought came to me just a moment ago.
2 minutes in and you're already going silly friendly fun times. I like :D But on a serious note, is that final tally in today's dollars, or the value of currency from 1960-1970 (when TF2 takes place)?
Wait, but let’s talk economics, medic does his healing process in a matter of seconds, Which is faster than any medical service their is, and also totals how many patients he could serve at once, which could lead to him healing thousands of people daily. Normal doctors would need at least about thirty minutes to treat one patient, which would lead to a price decrease in medical charges
It wouldn't make sense to change the pricing of a treatment based on how much a patient heals. Every bandaid (of the same size) costs the same. But how people heal their cuts don't. Granted, in TF2, we can see exactly how much we heal at the end of the game, but it'd make more sense economically for the Medic to charge on a per-time basis,
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Give it up for the American health care system! 👏👏👏
There is a reason why we are the only real super power
why hire a doctor when you got engi's dispencer
Hey Medic, I accidentally cut myself. Can you help me?
Medic:
You can here his sanity drain away with every medic call.
Hey stickmaster
Do you play meat fortress?
Shiro Tagashi nah but he beat my meat fortress he made me hire him for it the funny TH-cam comments don’t pay as well as you’d think also he threatens with a gun at sakurais head
How much the medic would cost in America:The amount it costs for mental therapy.
The gag when you died was just amazing
Medics are rich
Meanwhile heavy: wasted 400.000 dollars firing his minigun persecond
Actually 400,000 for 12 seconds is still 33k per second compared to the medigun's 4k per second in this video, meaning the Heavy DRASTICALLY outexpenses the medic. It costs more to harm than to help~
@@CosmicAfro money whell spent👌
Me as a person not in America, really paints a bad picture for Doctors.
Doctors are quite competent(not the best in the world), but heavily overcharge because healthcare is a necessity.
Crib Crab
At this point I feel like the secret lore of the game is that the medic secretly started the gravel war just cous he knew he’d be hired to join it
pootis I’m pretty sure the 3rd one is make the Mercs immortal by conning the devil
Imagine how much more Medic would get used if you got paid.
I'm assuming that the medic just takes all the cash that the Robots drop for himself to cover the medical bill.
We know now that the reason canon comic mercs are payd so much is all for medical services....
Medic must be very rich. Also, in comics said, that Tavish De Groot a.k.a. Demoman gets 9 million dollars per year.
and that is without inflation, What cost $9000000 in 1968 would cost $67074172.95 in 2019.
Also, if you were to buy exactly the same products in 2019 and 1968,
they would cost you $9000000 and $1183280.52 respectively.
fucking swimming in gold.
he missed because his name was pro trickstabber not pro backstabber
HOLY CRAP THAT'S LIKE 2588 APPLE PRO STANDS
That comment is too good
I wanted to work out how much energy (joules) you would need in that backpack to a single broken bone for each team member at least once. In this experiment I'm doing three unrealistic things. One is presuming I can change joule energy into calorie energy. Two is presuming it's a perfect energy transfer. And three is presuming the calories would heal them instantly and not fatten them. I'm also saying their health is equal to their weight in pounds.
Quick answer is 6270 joules. Concise answer is:
Scout 125lb
Spy 125lb
Pyro 175lb
Demo 175lb
Engi 125lb
Sniper 125lb
Medic 150lb
Soldier 200lb
Heavy 300lb
1 calorie= 4.2 joules
525 joules Spy Engi Sniper Scout
630 joules Medic
735 joules Demo Pyro
840 joules Soldier
1680 joules Heavy
Add=6720 joules for healing all once
Conclusion:6270 joules in backpack
Full answer.
I took all the weights in pounds and calculated it with the amount of calories needed to heal a broken bone. (Around 15 calories for every pound) and then calculated it. The results were:
525 joules Spy Engi Sniper Scout
630 joules Medic
735 joules Demo Pyro
840 joules Soldier
1680 joules Heavy
So I calculated 525+525+525+525+630+735+735+840+1680=6270
So in total that battery holds 6270 joules. Whether that's impressive or not I'm not sure. But if read the whole thing then comment your opinion and thanks for reading my comment!
In the words of the Simpsons and dragon Ball z abridged Neeeeerd
@@Star-tc4dy Aww, thank you.
But nice job figuring that out
@@Star-tc4dy Thanks!
2:21 His little nod
Doctors anaesthetise patients to stop the jiggle dance
These surreal civ-pose medic gags are true comedy gold. Masterpieces from a connoisseur of humour. Funnies that really jangle my funny bone. Eldritch whispers from our true god, Afro. Bits that enlighten my day with laughter.
No but jokes aside those were great
oh that gag was glorious
And here I was thinking this was gonna be 18 minutes of maths n' equations n' learning.
I am equal parts overwhelmed with joy and mildly disappointed that it wasn't what I expected.
"Getting hit with a heavy...
...is a lot of death"
-Cosmic Afro
In brazil This will be at least 2x more expensive
U guys cosmic is an epic gamer
Nobody talking about the janky crossbolt count?
1:13-top 10 saddest anime deaths.
This dude was in a game with me and I figured out he is actually just a cereal commercial villain that escaped his commercial set.
As a medic main, i expect the money to be mailed to me.
Australia though,
Germany though.
1:15 I see, gentleman, that you are versed on steamworks and magic obscura, otherwise you wouldn't be mentally equiped to analyze the craft of the TF2 medic and chose such sublime music!
It costs 400,000 dollars to go the doctor for 12 seconds
This is why I prefer to lie in bed, instead of going to the doctor.
Would have to pay for the medic arriving, battling, healing, uber, and taxe
I saw this video the other day and I was like "Cool" and then I was playing MvM not too long ago and I thought to myself "Wait, what about how expensive the TF2 Medic would be in MvM (In America)?" with how much healing is done [in game], including the theoretical cost of revival (resuscitation I assume) [in game], cost of developing faster healing (upgrades) [theoretical upgrades to existing tech], etc. even if you don't factor in the amount of time spent holding down the mouse button healing every ally.
I've been doing a lot of Medic in MvM and the thought came to me just a moment ago.
Holding mouse you know the settings allow it to be a toggle beam right
2 minutes in and you're already going silly friendly fun times. I like :D
But on a serious note, is that final tally in today's dollars, or the value of currency from 1960-1970 (when TF2 takes place)?
"Life is a cruel and unusual thing" I think it's just scouts. Honestly, we fucking suck.
I bet that sniper early in the video will become a sniper main you tuber with 10milion subs
MEDIC!
6:24 Beautiful ragdol
If there was such thing as a medic beam IRL medical care would be very cheap.
Unless it costs a lot of money to use it. If it uses Australium, it would cost so much more than just doing surgery.
Not in America lol
I mean this is the same guy that can both heal and hurt with a crossbow so...
This smf is glorious
you should've used the amputater, even more healing money for using the taunt
6:30 did he just go from 5 to 7 then 6?
My only critique is you didn't factor in funeral costs for your deaths.
i want more of the death thing
So it's $15000 to say medic I want money back
wow epic
Very cool dad uwu
So that's why there's never a medic, they're way too expensive, no team wants to pay that much!!
Wait, but let’s talk economics, medic does his healing process in a matter of seconds,
Which is faster than any medical service their is, and also totals how many patients he could serve at once, which could lead to him healing thousands of people daily. Normal doctors would need at least about thirty minutes to treat one patient, which would lead to a price decrease in medical charges
Basically baizhu
So no extra for uber time.
You should have done health healed x money. Plus medic calls.
It wouldn't make sense to change the pricing of a treatment based on how much a patient heals. Every bandaid (of the same size) costs the same. But how people heal their cuts don't. Granted, in TF2, we can see exactly how much we heal at the end of the game, but it'd make more sense economically for the Medic to charge on a per-time basis,
so this is why pubs don't have medics
americans pay for ambulances?
Per night? (I don't have time to watch the thing)
No thanks, i'd prefer to steal their deserved medkits...
:3
Haha, just bought his isotope medi gun that was used in this video