I would say Garfield is the opposite of Dilbert in this regard. Because while Dilbert and Scott Adams couldn't be further apart in demeanor, Jim Davis is as inoffensive and vanilla as Garfield itself is. He's just a guy that makes a comic that at best makes you go "haha, oh Garfield, you're so fat and lazy". He doesn't even get offended if someone says Garfield sucks because it's just a paycheck for him at this point, it's why he thinks Garfield Minus Garfield is funnier than his own work.
Funny story, Jon is based on a character in his prior comic that he made much more like himself. Garfield's Jon is purposefully pathetic and self denigrating because he was bummed about how that comic failed. Super Eyepatch Wolf made a great Garfield video about it
Let's just take a minute to appreciate people like Bill Waterson. He created one of the greatest comics of all time, he quit while he was ahead, and he moved on with his life.
@@Rick586 Same, they're completely out of character but since the comic hasn't been active in years, they're what most people know Calvin from and I hate it
I love these two, Pat looked like he was five seconds away from saying “Are you good to do this man? Need to talk?” only to hear Woolie’s cross counter and go reeling back
If newspapers actually go away then we're fucked because they're the one place that actually does investigative journalism aside from your local town's news station, and everyone else uses their research as a source in reporting.
I feel like you can look at the totality of Dilbert as an excellent, real time example of how money and success will turn you into a complete asshole. Dilbert started as a comic strip about how out-of-touch and incompetent corporate leadership (the Pointy Haired Boss) often is when compared to the base level workers doing the actual heavy lifting (Dilbert). But over time, as his comic found success, Scott Adams became less of a Dilbert and more of a Pointy Haired Boss himself, and the comic's focus shifted accordingly. I feel like this is pretty much the natural endpoint of that progression, so this is hardly surprising to me.
You can point to a noticeable trend in the comic of the Cone Head CEO shifting from a farcical parody of "Big Brain Business" to just an example of it. I haven't read it in years on years, but I almost fear looking in and seeing what Catbert is now
I think the point about losing touch with your origins is fair, Dilbert has definitely changed in tone over the years. But it's worth pointing out that Scott Adams never actually worked as an engineer. He worked at as a bank teller first and moved up to bank manager, and then took a management role at Pacific Bell later on, which is where he got his inspiration for the comic. Also, Scott Adams has been a crazy asshole for at least a decade and probably a lot longer. Back in 2011 he made some... let's say "bizarre" comments about sexual assault, and when he inevitably caught flak for it, he used fake social media accounts to try and make it look like he had support in his views. And that's just one example.
@James T I mean you can say that about most Japanese lol. If you literally try to translate stuff, you can get real goofy shit, you have to slightly interprate the meaning and apply to accurate English. What you gave is barely even pronouncable anyway lol
Personally I think the censorship noise should be a 10 minute loop of the screams from that "Russian miners dig hole to hell" hoax. Like whenever someone swears it pauses the video to loop the hell screams for 10 minutes.
When he said he thinks UPN removed his cartoon cause he's white. I immediately pictured him distraught, wearing a Dashiki (with hat) with the color scheme of a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch.
Yeah, Scott Adams has been a nutter for a while. I remember reading The Dilbert Future years ago and getting to the last section, where he says that evolution will be disproven because time isn't real. That was a real wakeup call.
I was a big Dilbert reader about up to the mid 2000's when web comics really got rolling and supported enough to sustain themselves along with newgrounds
@@iller3 I understand your confusion but no, Scott Adams, the white guy who writes Dilbert, said he had been up to this point identifying as black. He said this was because white people had cost him jobs because of racism (somehow), so he chose to identify as black because no black people had cost him jobs.
I love the amount of comments from people who are crying "But the context!" and then you check the context and it makes Scott Adams look *even crazier*
@@cdubsb3831 Lol, fucking "agitprop". The only people who think black history is agitating and propagandist are people who don't like it. Not only do you seem to think that trying (and failing) to defend an insane, irrelevant comic author is a good hill to die on, you're telling on yourself thinking you're not. "Black history month is bad because it makes white racists angry" is not a neutral take, you absolute fucking buffoon. But I suspect you're very well aware of that.
So, based on your comment I went to go find the context, which is apparently based on a poll that was done. And I haven't a clue how he arrived to the conclusion he did from the poll results.
@@NEEDbacon a loaded question with the result being "Only 52% of African Americans polled said they agree with the phrase 'it is okay to be white'" can easily be misconstrued to think 48% of them are out against you.
@@Necromancist this wasnt a poll about black history done by some progressive institution but instead a hitpiece from a conservative politician. But considering your obnoxious rhetoric and knee-jerk view on the whole scenario, deciding to attack me from a position wholly divorced from reality, it is safe to say that like Scott, you're an easily risible sheep deserving nothing but disdain.
The instant I heard his rant, I knew his stuff was going to be removed by pretty much every paper. I also made the prediction that he would call it "cancel culture" and then beg for money from dumbass racists who live in poverty, even though he's obscenely wealthy. Lo and behold, that's exactly what happened. These "people" are like basic input output machines.
@@TheSergio1021 I did read it, lmao. It was my favourite thing he did for the longest time. Some parts still stick out to me, like when he noted that you can make most any dance passable if you at least move your hips. Good advice for a white guy. Also, his whole donut shaped universe thing was a cool idea. And his title "Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkeybrain" is STILL truer a concept than ever, whether you think you know me and my business or not, haha. EDIT: Also, I just remembered he exclusively referred to sex as "poon tang."
@@SeruraRenge11 I understand that. I'm just pointing out he was the first one to bring it to my attention. It's one of the things I most remember from the book.
You almost have to admire how long he's held a grudge against The Blacks for UPN canceling his show... But I just have to ask... Why didn't any of the "White" networks want to carry your show, Scott?
Washing Machines and Step-Sisters 2Snacks and MLP Facebook and Genocide Acti-Blizz and stealing (everything from IP, to Breastmilk to conscious ability to say "No" to employee's will to live) Catholic Clergy and Diddling kids
8:40 See, I was a fan of Dilbert, and because I bought Calvin & Hobbes books, I was in the market for Scott's. They weren't overtly racist or right-wing, and in fact, they had some very decent and level-headed responses regarding management culture in the 90s and 2000s. The problem with Scott is when you heard him make comments in public that would've made Rush Limbaugh cringe, and the inevitable walks back.
there is a thing that happens very often where a creator outgrows editors at the same time they stop having any of the problems normal people have. it's a real nasty 1-2 punch of they don't have a filter anymore, and also they are suddenly much less relatable. Heinlein is one of the ur-examples; in his early work there's a little right wing stuff you can easily brush off, and then his later work is a lot of the reason we associate 'libertarian' with 'thinks society is too down on pedophilia.' when your life suddenly lacks the experiences that define everyone else's, all you're left with are your personal pet peeves about society as a source of conflict, and shit gets WEIRD.
im sad Woolie didn't see the single black character in Dilbert was added only to make a transphobic job but new papers are black and white and he didn't grey tone his skin so it just looks like they're claiming some white guy is the black hire
Not really. As many commenters have pointed out, newspapers are entirely irrelevant in todays society and any content creator especially comics would have moved on to the internet by now.
that DIlbert cartoon was actually really good and still holds up a lot in a "wow, society as a concept really fucking sucks" kind of way to its humor, but that show aside, yeash, talk about going for the any % destroying your entire career speedrun which hilariously the creator has failed numerous times at being anything but the Dilbert guy and banked on the easy revenue of that comic to support his many failures......with that gone now he might actually have to confront what a garbage person he is XD
As a (quite long ago) former Dilbert fan, it really has been a trip to see the slow AND rapid descent of the comic and its creator into the Dumbass Hole. There were always signs that Adams wasn't the smartest man in the room who believed he was (his books attempt to paint mindless and obvious actions as clever and witty,) but never to the extreme of the last 6 years. Politics and social media have both sapped his intelligence and bolstered his ego to a frightening degree. Not that it quite matters, as Dilbert as a product fell off right around the time the tie disappeared and was replaced with the id lanyard That fucking lanyard, IT'S TO BLAME!
The line, if anyone is curious to know what was said within the context it was said, was in relation to a poll about the phrase "White lives matter". The poll showed that I think it was something like 60 or 70% of black americans disagreed with that phrase. From this information Mr. Adams took that 60-70% of black people didn't think the lives of white americans mattered. And as a result he stated that white people should avoid black people because black people didn't care about the lives of white people. I'm not sure if he's a moron, an out of touch boomer, or an intentionally dense race baiter. Whatever the case, its very weird.
it was well known, and for comic strip standards it was pretty high on the pecking order (one-ish tier below peanuts and kalvin and hobbs). It wasnt exactly a cultural phenomenon though.
You can look up The Dilbert Principle right now, which is someone gets promoted to the level they are incompetent at which based on a joke from the strip.
At the time, without the internet expansion in the early 2000s with webcomics, Sunday Comics were still up there. Besides The Boondocks, that's about it for now.
@@EmptyDisc1 Paige has been helping Pat keep up a diet, and he’s been steadily losing weight since he moved anyways. Woolie may be putting on some weight, but I think it’s a little understandable since the guy found out he’s diabetic not too long ago, can make it harder to lose weight when the chemicals are a bit off
@@EmptyDisc1 I've watched these guys since I was like fucking 12. I'm 27. The fact they look better now then they did 5 years ago or really ever makes me happy! The fact Woolie is struggling with health but is looking healthier every day makes me happy. Your an asshole.
This is the first vid I've seen with the "puyo!" and the first one legit jump scared me. The guy's shared his ridiculous views before, but THIS was next level.
I was listening to this segment while at work, and, not being someone who makes great efforts to keep up with the news, i had no context for this story, and kept waiting for Woolie to explain what it was that this Scott Adams actually said. (I eventually found out by reading the comments here, no need to go into further detail.) It's nice that Woolie got to have a good laugh, but as a member of the audience, I kinda felt left out of the joke when there's barely any context.
To me the funniest thing about Scott Adams is that the biggest Dilbert ever been in modern day is the Cboyardee videos that have nothing to do with Scott at all.
Maybe chat was screaming it at them, idk, but I’m a little disappointed they weren’t informed that one of the first things Kanye did during his initial _Ye_-rollout MAGA career derailment was post a bunch of videos of Scott Adams talking to his Twitter feed.
It’s a shame because the Dilbert animated show is really good. Dead-on casting, great writing. Didn’t just stick to cubicles but still managed to work.
I think one of the weirder Scott Adams anecdotes is that time he tried to get into food by producing a microwave burrito he described as "the blue jeans of food"
that actually makes perfect sense. i don't know why he thought HE was capable of making it, if anything microwave burritos have always been that. no wait, Hot Pockets are the blue jeans of food.
Okay but woolie going on about the tie is really fascinating because it did secretly mean something and it meant that Dilbert is a virgin. NO JOKE There is a comic book I read when younger that had color commentary from the creator, and commentary on when Dilbert had a girlfriend that if Dilbert scored he would let people know by straightening Dilbert's tie. Since as far as I know the Tie has stayed pointed up and Dilbert is still a Virgin.
The only reason I already knew about Scott Adams being a weirdo is because of some clips that went around a few years ago where we talked about how Trump was actually a secret genius and a master communicator. He's been going off the deep end for quite a while but most people didn't know because, seriously, who keeps tabs on the guy who makes Dilbert?
Yeah the Dilbert creator has been on something wild for a while now, he had this whole twitter thread where he basically admitted to letting his stepson die
I think I became aware of Scott Adams being a nutcase around 2015-2016. Can't decide whether it's funny or sad how much worse he's gotten. It finally catching up to him is pretty funny, though.
I think I became aware of Scott Adams beyond "the guy who made Dilbert" when he first showed up on the Rubin Report. Which yeah, he was clearly conservative, but he also sounded a fuck of a lot more normal back then. He sounded like a conservative from the William F. Buckley era (so basically normal conservatism in my country, which is the ruling party here for pretty understandable reasons), not stuff now.
I’m more shocked that I forgot Scott Adams wasn’t completely canceled after his last controversy; when he added a black character, literally spouted as a diversity hire for the company, that then turned around to say he identified as a white man… kinda surprised no one’s brought that up since then
It's unintentionally hilarious:he forgot that weekday comic strips don't run with color, so the black guy saying he identifies as white is rendered as white. the intended joke is a weird pile of miscellaneous bigotries, the presented product appeared to be the boss saying 'we've decided this white guy is black for pr purposes,' which is... you could go somewhere with that? he was hoping he'd get canceled but instead he just got a '...well, that was a weird one. Wonder if they'll ever go back to it' at best.
My first introduction to Scott Adams was fairly recent. I have a family friend that listens to their morning podcast and when I was over at their house one day I heard them listening to him. This was before I knew anything about his political beliefs or past actions. I just knew him as Dilbert guy. Anyways, I remember it clearly because there was just something about his tone of voice that really made me feel weird. I don't know how to describe it but his tone just screams "I know everything and no one can correct me. If they do than they're wrong". So I really really wasn't surprised when the news broke out and him double-triple downing on his comments.
Is there a single person on this planet who actually likes Dilbert or can confidently say that they’re a fan of the comic strips? It’s one thing to hate a cartoon character like Calliou or Johnny Test but does Dilbert actually inspire any emotions out of any single person on this planet outside of pure indifference? And what does that say about it’s creator?
The fact that it was real popular back in the 90's with merch and a cartoon adaptation should answer your question well enough. I personally was never into Dilbert that much but I did enjoy stuff like Calvin and Hobbes and Dilbert was around the same level of cultural awareness in the 90's and 00's.
I liked it when I was a teen in the early 2000s because it reinforced my insufferable self-image of being "smarter than my peers" because I read science books and used big words and didn't like sports. I was basically Berdly between the ages of, like, 11 and 16.
no idea if it's true but i saw a thing on twitter claiming that some of scott adams' loved ones noticed he went way more off the rails after undergoing brain surgery. could be some kind of phineas gage situation where he lost functioning in the part of his brain that made him not racist
I absolutely feel like CSB should have a big "Heroes lost to racist tirades" counter for every time a creator tanks their own brand by 'going off' in public. It probably wouldn't tick up very often, but when it does it'd be funny.
On the birthday thing if your country uses Day Month Year it's doubly unfortunate since you were also born on April Fools day. Pro tip: Write out the month instead whenever possible since it gets rid of ambiguity between date formats, *and* you don't write out that hate code if you were born on the 1st of April 1988 or January 4th 1988.
highly recommend people listen to chapo trap house talking about scott adams. they've done it a few times over the years that I'm not even surprised, like this isnt even going into how adams called trump a "master wizard" lol
@Dracobyte it's a political comedy podcast. they have a youtube channel where they post clips and there's a video called "Scott Adam's World" that was recorded in 2017. another fun fact, during the development of disco elysium robert kurvitz approached them to do some voices for his game since he's a fan of their podcast.
To prove Woollie is right, Fox Kids aired the Dilbert cartoon in Latin America late at night. Sadly both the original audio and the official dub is lost media.
To this day the most enjoyment I have gotten out of Dilbert is still the Family Guy gag making a joke about how unfunny it is. Also, the POYO is perfect. Keep it.
Well I'm just glad Woolie has finally learned about his inherent criminality, and why he seeks to pilfer pies from an unsuspecting public. Thank god he learned about it now before he commits any other heinous acts upon an innocent and harmless white population, or attempt to ruin the pure virginal chastity of his wonderful caucasian wife. His inner black rage knows no bounds!
I would say Garfield is the opposite of Dilbert in this regard. Because while Dilbert and Scott Adams couldn't be further apart in demeanor, Jim Davis is as inoffensive and vanilla as Garfield itself is. He's just a guy that makes a comic that at best makes you go "haha, oh Garfield, you're so fat and lazy". He doesn't even get offended if someone says Garfield sucks because it's just a paycheck for him at this point, it's why he thinks Garfield Minus Garfield is funnier than his own work.
Probably because Jim Davis isn’t terminally online like a lot of celebs are
@@nowknowthis I would say I don't even think he knows what a computer is, but he's been drawing Garfield by tablet since 2011.
It's not 'just a paycheck at this point', Garfield started as a full on approach to 'what stupid shit can I slap together that will make me money?'
I hope, while knowing it's as impossible as counting to infinity, to one day be as chill as Jim Davis. Utterly ascended
Funny story, Jon is based on a character in his prior comic that he made much more like himself. Garfield's Jon is purposefully pathetic and self denigrating because he was bummed about how that comic failed.
Super Eyepatch Wolf made a great Garfield video about it
Nice of Scott Adam's to provide CSB with free content like that. Should just tag Woolie next time.
Is Scott Adam the Dark World version of Adam Scott?
If there is racism to be laughed at, woolie will be there
Let's just take a minute to appreciate people like Bill Waterson.
He created one of the greatest comics of all time, he quit while he was ahead, and he moved on with his life.
Before he made these remarks, Adams publicly said that he was looking to get cancelled and retire.
Shame he got legally fucked though.
Also never commercialized it to hell. Worst we have are those Calvin pissing decals
@@king_big_pp I hate those things.
@@Rick586 Same, they're completely out of character but since the comic hasn't been active in years, they're what most people know Calvin from and I hate it
I love these two, Pat looked like he was five seconds away from saying “Are you good to do this man? Need to talk?” only to hear Woolie’s cross counter and go reeling back
Pat should know by this point if it's involving Racism, Woolie is THERE FOR IT.
@@NEEDbacon "THE RACE WAR STARTS NOW!"
the palpable relief on pats face as the word "Dilbert" leave woolie's mouth is unmatched
Woolie needs to understand that Scott Adams just had a Heated Comic Writing Moment™
Like Kramer?
Like Lovecraft
Like Ben Garrison before his comics get edited?
@@thehellionrevisited2704 Exxxactly like Kramer lol
@@NEEDbacon can you add some labels to that so I get it?
Dilbert being deleted from newspapers is not as shocking to me as the fact that people are still buying newspapers.
Analog newsfeed
Actually saw a newspaper at my local grocery store. They still exist!
If newspapers actually go away then we're fucked because they're the one place that actually does investigative journalism aside from your local town's news station, and everyone else uses their research as a source in reporting.
I feel attacked.
@@SeruraRenge11 Your local news station is probably owned by Sinclair media. So, nah.
I love Pat's genuine panic and concern during the buildup
The Dilbert cartoon ended with an m-preg arc, just wanted to share that with you all.
What the fuck, I thought you were kidding.
Don't forget the custody battle where the judge was Stone Cold Steve Austin guest starring as himself
Wait, really?
Nothing sticks it to the wokies more than mpreg. Excellent move, Mr. Adams.
I feel like you can look at the totality of Dilbert as an excellent, real time example of how money and success will turn you into a complete asshole. Dilbert started as a comic strip about how out-of-touch and incompetent corporate leadership (the Pointy Haired Boss) often is when compared to the base level workers doing the actual heavy lifting (Dilbert). But over time, as his comic found success, Scott Adams became less of a Dilbert and more of a Pointy Haired Boss himself, and the comic's focus shifted accordingly. I feel like this is pretty much the natural endpoint of that progression, so this is hardly surprising to me.
"- you live long enough to become the villain..."
You can point to a noticeable trend in the comic of the Cone Head CEO shifting from a farcical parody of "Big Brain Business" to just an example of it. I haven't read it in years on years, but I almost fear looking in and seeing what Catbert is now
Beautiful shit man.
I think the point about losing touch with your origins is fair, Dilbert has definitely changed in tone over the years. But it's worth pointing out that Scott Adams never actually worked as an engineer. He worked at as a bank teller first and moved up to bank manager, and then took a management role at Pacific Bell later on, which is where he got his inspiration for the comic.
Also, Scott Adams has been a crazy asshole for at least a decade and probably a lot longer. Back in 2011 he made some... let's say "bizarre" comments about sexual assault, and when he inevitably caught flak for it, he used fake social media accounts to try and make it look like he had support in his views. And that's just one example.
Nah.
You guys just got duped by the first version of the story you heard.
It happens.
Woolie get's a jojo aura the closer he is to "others"
Fun fact: the original Japanese Araki uses whenever characters comment aloud "An enemy stand?!" more accurately translates to "Wypipo?!"
@James T I mean you can say that about most Japanese lol. If you literally try to translate stuff, you can get real goofy shit, you have to slightly interprate the meaning and apply to accurate English.
What you gave is barely even pronouncable anyway lol
@@NeutralGuyDoubleZero it's white people, the joke is white people
Poyo is the best censor noise yet. This IS it chief.
Agreed.
Completely agree
yeah it is
Personally I think the censorship noise should be a 10 minute loop of the screams from that "Russian miners dig hole to hell" hoax. Like whenever someone swears it pauses the video to loop the hell screams for 10 minutes.
Christian Kirbo says "No naughty words!"
When he said he thinks UPN removed his cartoon cause he's white. I immediately pictured him distraught, wearing a Dashiki (with hat) with the color scheme of a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch.
Yeah, Scott Adams has been a nutter for a while. I remember reading The Dilbert Future years ago and getting to the last section, where he says that evolution will be disproven because time isn't real. That was a real wakeup call.
Dilbert got removed from comic strips and humanity let out a wailing cry of "Who?"
Dilbert isn't that obscure, just irrelevant
@@RippahRooJizah I remember when he used to be Staples' mascot.
@@Brucifer2 I remember Staples....kinda.
@@SeruraRenge11 Staples? You mean the little pieces of metal in the corner of those old analog webpages?
@@malikoniousjoe No that place that disappeared when Office Max got bigger. Oh, you don't remember them either?
pat being genuinely concerned for woolie at the start was both adorable and funny 🤣
All zero Dilbert fans in shambles
I liked dilbert....God, I feel like a vague cryptid
I was a big Dilbert reader about up to the mid 2000's when web comics really got rolling and supported enough to sustain themselves along with newgrounds
The TV show was pretty funny (nothing like the comic)
The Kirby censors are killing me
No more Dilbert on newspapers,
no-one will even notice
Poor fucker still thinks newspapers are read? Those are like free kindling deliveries
Who?
I legitimately have not looked at a comic strip on a newspaper since I was like 5 years old
Woolie said Cathy and i couldnt believe what i was hearing. I haven't heard about Cathy in years.
@@Brucifer2 oh right Cathy, the comic which only had one joke and that was “isn’t dieting hard ladies?”
My favorite part is him saying he no longer identifies as Black as doing so was his way of helping the Black community. That absolute loon.
As if Scott Adam's of all people saying he's black felt helpful or genuine to any actual black people lmao
who? Woolie?? ...when did that happen
@@iller3 I understand your confusion but no, Scott Adams, the white guy who writes Dilbert, said he had been up to this point identifying as black. He said this was because white people had cost him jobs because of racism (somehow), so he chose to identify as black because no black people had cost him jobs.
@@NoNoNah306 The USA's takes on race are honestly schizophrenic.
@@NoNoNah306
So he’s a legitimately crazy person, then. Shouldn’t this dude get help or something?
Poyo is by far the best censor noise anyone could ever have
Yeah, it doesn't make me think my computer's throwing errors like their last one.
I would have voted for Aya Brea moans or that item interaction sound the advice rings made in Omikron
I love the amount of comments from people who are crying "But the context!" and then you check the context and it makes Scott Adams look *even crazier*
Dude fell for agitprop and I dont blame him. The whole point of the doublespeak is to divide and fuel further fears of your neighbor.
@@cdubsb3831 Lol, fucking "agitprop". The only people who think black history is agitating and propagandist are people who don't like it. Not only do you seem to think that trying (and failing) to defend an insane, irrelevant comic author is a good hill to die on, you're telling on yourself thinking you're not. "Black history month is bad because it makes white racists angry" is not a neutral take, you absolute fucking buffoon. But I suspect you're very well aware of that.
So, based on your comment I went to go find the context, which is apparently based on a poll that was done. And I haven't a clue how he arrived to the conclusion he did from the poll results.
@@NEEDbacon a loaded question with the result being "Only 52% of African Americans polled said they agree with the phrase 'it is okay to be white'" can easily be misconstrued to think 48% of them are out against you.
@@Necromancist this wasnt a poll about black history done by some progressive institution but instead a hitpiece from a conservative politician. But considering your obnoxious rhetoric and knee-jerk view on the whole scenario, deciding to attack me from a position wholly divorced from reality, it is safe to say that like Scott, you're an easily risible sheep deserving nothing but disdain.
I'm so glad that Pat was here to comfort Woolie in his time of need. Losing the Dilbert checks must've been a huge blow
The instant I heard his rant, I knew his stuff was going to be removed by pretty much every paper. I also made the prediction that he would call it "cancel culture" and then beg for money from dumbass racists who live in poverty, even though he's obscenely wealthy. Lo and behold, that's exactly what happened. These "people" are like basic input output machines.
More like a flowchart easy to read.
@@pokehybridtrainer Scott Adams always DPs on wakeup. And then he fantasizes about his wife getting DP'ed by 2 black men.
Grifters don't have varied builds typically because any new perks or items added to the meta scare them because they weren't around in patch 1.950
I remember Scott Adams wrote a book called "Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkeybrain."
It's never been more true.
Did you read it? The title isn't sarcasm/what people like you tell him to do?
@@TheSergio1021 I did read it, lmao. It was my favourite thing he did for the longest time.
Some parts still stick out to me, like when he noted that you can make most any dance passable if you at least move your hips. Good advice for a white guy.
Also, his whole donut shaped universe thing was a cool idea.
And his title "Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkeybrain" is STILL truer a concept than ever, whether you think you know me and my business or not, haha.
EDIT: Also, I just remembered he exclusively referred to sex as "poon tang."
@@MoltandMigrate The Donut-Shaped Universe isn't really just a theory, most models point towards it being reality.
wait i thought Homer came up with the donut-shaped universe in a Stephen Hawking episode.
@@SeruraRenge11 I understand that. I'm just pointing out he was the first one to bring it to my attention. It's one of the things I most remember from the book.
You almost have to admire how long he's held a grudge against The Blacks for UPN canceling his show...
But I just have to ask... Why didn't any of the "White" networks want to carry your show, Scott?
The myth of interracially marriage. Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
Woolie: I consent
Punchmom: I consent
Scott Adams: I don't.
Name a more iconic duo than Woolie + Racism.
I'll wait.
Pat + Being Wrong
Washing Machines and Step-Sisters
2Snacks and MLP
Facebook and Genocide
Acti-Blizz and stealing (everything from IP, to Breastmilk to conscious ability to say "No" to employee's will to live)
Catholic Clergy and Diddling kids
Red Shepard + Blue Shepard
8:40 See, I was a fan of Dilbert, and because I bought Calvin & Hobbes books, I was in the market for Scott's. They weren't overtly racist or right-wing, and in fact, they had some very decent and level-headed responses regarding management culture in the 90s and 2000s.
The problem with Scott is when you heard him make comments in public that would've made Rush Limbaugh cringe, and the inevitable walks back.
there is a thing that happens very often where a creator outgrows editors at the same time they stop having any of the problems normal people have. it's a real nasty 1-2 punch of they don't have a filter anymore, and also they are suddenly much less relatable.
Heinlein is one of the ur-examples; in his early work there's a little right wing stuff you can easily brush off, and then his later work is a lot of the reason we associate 'libertarian' with 'thinks society is too down on pedophilia.' when your life suddenly lacks the experiences that define everyone else's, all you're left with are your personal pet peeves about society as a source of conflict, and shit gets WEIRD.
im sad Woolie didn't see the single black character in Dilbert was added only to make a transphobic job
but new papers are black and white and he didn't grey tone his skin
so it just looks like they're claiming some white guy is the black hire
One of the most prime examples of a creator ruining their own career and everyone saying “who” 😂
Not really. As many commenters have pointed out, newspapers are entirely irrelevant in todays society and any content creator especially comics would have moved on to the internet by now.
That Poyo was perfect, good job whoever.
that DIlbert cartoon was actually really good and still holds up a lot in a "wow, society as a concept really fucking sucks" kind of way to its humor, but that show aside, yeash, talk about going for the any % destroying your entire career speedrun which hilariously the creator has failed numerous times at being anything but the Dilbert guy and banked on the easy revenue of that comic to support his many failures......with that gone now he might actually have to confront what a garbage person he is XD
I missed that cartoon. It's Latin American Spanish dub is lost media.
Still not as crazy as Scott's "I'm glad my son died" thread
Pardon?
Ayo Ougi pfp, also, what?
Wait IIRC he said he's happy his kid didn't take anyone with him when he died.
Lack of context STRIKES AGAIN. Thanks for nothing, "davis Grubb."
@@zachataxxii7126 Man really said Battle Royale is the only way to stop school shootings
Knew Woolie was gonna be eating well when this happened
Me: listening to this discussion with headphones on and suddenly looking around frantically thinking Kirby has invaded apartment!
As a (quite long ago) former Dilbert fan, it really has been a trip to see the slow AND rapid descent of the comic and its creator into the Dumbass Hole. There were always signs that Adams wasn't the smartest man in the room who believed he was (his books attempt to paint mindless and obvious actions as clever and witty,) but never to the extreme of the last 6 years. Politics and social media have both sapped his intelligence and bolstered his ego to a frightening degree. Not that it quite matters, as Dilbert as a product fell off right around the time the tie disappeared and was replaced with the id lanyard
That fucking lanyard, IT'S TO BLAME!
Dilbert is Wakka's favorite comic strip.
Poyo with a hard 'P'
Yo whaddup mah phoyos
Oh...I'm sorry, I forgot that's your word, my poya.
A huge blow to Dilheads around the globe
The Kirby "Poyo!" is definitely the best edit.
The line, if anyone is curious to know what was said within the context it was said, was in relation to a poll about the phrase "White lives matter". The poll showed that I think it was something like 60 or 70% of black americans disagreed with that phrase. From this information Mr. Adams took that 60-70% of black people didn't think the lives of white americans mattered. And as a result he stated that white people should avoid black people because black people didn't care about the lives of white people.
I'm not sure if he's a moron, an out of touch boomer, or an intentionally dense race baiter. Whatever the case, its very weird.
With how Scott Adams has been acting for YEARS, I’m just surprised that he’s being kicked off now
Question from a zoomer: was Dilbert really 'that' big in the 90's?
it was well known, and for comic strip standards it was pretty high on the pecking order (one-ish tier below peanuts and kalvin and hobbs). It wasnt exactly a cultural phenomenon though.
Being a snarky but barely-competent asshole in a dystopian corporate workplace? Yes.
You can look up The Dilbert Principle right now, which is someone gets promoted to the level they are incompetent at which based on a joke from the strip.
it had a short lived show and was a big news paper comic that was everywhere. the tv show was a adult comedy. so not that big but is funny sometimes.
At the time, without the internet expansion in the early 2000s with webcomics, Sunday Comics were still up there. Besides The Boondocks, that's about it for now.
I loved Pat's face at the start like "Oh God. Where is he going with this?"
Woolie vs racism just makes him stronger
8:05 what’s funny about that is it would be so easy to make dilbert comics without him
Woolie looking GOOD lately.
Honestly warms my heart to see these guys both looking healthy and happy. Inspiration to do the same y'know.
Punch Dad and Angry Dad living their best lives right now
@@EmptyDisc1 Paige has been helping Pat keep up a diet, and he’s been steadily losing weight since he moved anyways. Woolie may be putting on some weight, but I think it’s a little understandable since the guy found out he’s diabetic not too long ago, can make it harder to lose weight when the chemicals are a bit off
@@EmptyDisc1 I've watched these guys since I was like fucking 12. I'm 27. The fact they look better now then they did 5 years ago or really ever makes me happy! The fact Woolie is struggling with health but is looking healthier every day makes me happy.
Your an asshole.
Ya'll don't know how insane Scott Adams is. He is Dunning-Krueger incarnate.
The worst part is, he’s a mensa member. He’s part of an society literally exclusive to people with high IQ’s and he still ended up like this anyway
Well, Pat really went as far away as possible of Woolie as he could
Good for him, honestly.
This is the first vid I've seen with the "puyo!" and the first one legit jump scared me.
The guy's shared his ridiculous views before, but THIS was next level.
I was listening to this segment while at work, and, not being someone who makes great efforts to keep up with the news, i had no context for this story, and kept waiting for Woolie to explain what it was that this Scott Adams actually said. (I eventually found out by reading the comments here, no need to go into further detail.) It's nice that Woolie got to have a good laugh, but as a member of the audience, I kinda felt left out of the joke when there's barely any context.
These two leaving out context and jumping to conclusions seems to be more of a feature than a bug at this point.
Dilbert 3 might as well be the canon ending at this point because there's no recovering from what just happened
Unless he started releasing his comics independently on one of those sad “alternate media” sites
Don't worry. The Daily Wire will probably pick it back up!
"There is a time and place for racism. The time is now. The place is me."
Casual Friday?
This is just another step in Dilbert Guy's journey to becoming the next Ben Garrison
Which is even funnier because I'm pretty sure Scott and Ben Garrison actually had some sort of Internet Slapfight a little while before this moment.
Scott will NEVER be on the same level as Ben Garrison, no matter how much THEY edit his comics.
Let the Dilbert cum edits begin
To me the funniest thing about Scott Adams is that the biggest Dilbert ever been in modern day is the Cboyardee videos that have nothing to do with Scott at all.
Maybe chat was screaming it at them, idk, but I’m a little disappointed they weren’t informed that one of the first things Kanye did during his initial _Ye_-rollout MAGA career derailment was post a bunch of videos of Scott Adams talking to his Twitter feed.
Please keep the "poyo" censor, it's amazing.
It’s a shame because the Dilbert animated show is really good. Dead-on casting, great writing. Didn’t just stick to cubicles but still managed to work.
Despite popular belief, you can separate the art from the artist
@@TheSergio1021 In this case it's easy because I'm pretty sure Scott only produced the show, other people wrote it.
@@TheSergio1021 Also the show is what? 20 years old at this point?
It also concluded with an mpreg arc that involved Stone Cold Steve Austin playing himself. It's way better than it sounds.
The "POYO!" is perfect.
Please keep it like this.
I think one of the weirder Scott Adams anecdotes is that time he tried to get into food by producing a microwave burrito he described as "the blue jeans of food"
that actually makes perfect sense. i don't know why he thought HE was capable of making it, if anything microwave burritos have always been that. no wait, Hot Pockets are the blue jeans of food.
@@miguelnewmexico8641 I feel hot pockets are more like that t-shirt you buy that you got for cheap that’s falling apart from day one
Just when you think Scott couldn't go any lower. He finds a way.
Dogbert biteing someone at the Civil rights movement would be a great edit
Don't forget he lives in a Dilbert shaped house
I got hit with the Poyo censor for the first time in this video and i thought i was losing my mind
We gotta save Bazooka Joe while we can.
I'm just glad that Ziggy was never ruined like this.
oh Ziggy is much worse, but he's too powerful.
Dilbert with the Hard R
Okay but woolie going on about the tie is really fascinating because it did secretly mean something and it meant that Dilbert is a virgin.
NO JOKE
There is a comic book I read when younger that had color commentary from the creator, and commentary on when Dilbert had a girlfriend that if Dilbert scored he would let people know by straightening Dilbert's tie.
Since as far as I know the Tie has stayed pointed up and Dilbert is still a Virgin.
The only reason I already knew about Scott Adams being a weirdo is because of some clips that went around a few years ago where we talked about how Trump was actually a secret genius and a master communicator. He's been going off the deep end for quite a while but most people didn't know because, seriously, who keeps tabs on the guy who makes Dilbert?
I mean this isn’t the first time he’s done a racist, he went on a tirade blaming the urban for the failure of his comic
Yeah the Dilbert creator has been on something wild for a while now, he had this whole twitter thread where he basically admitted to letting his stepson die
How did that happen?
in 2022 Scott did have a redemption arc, praising vaccination efforts (which alienated his right wing audience). And now he swung back in
That's not a redemption arc, that's a stopped clock being right.
Woolie be like "I've been a Dilbert fan my whole life."
I think I became aware of Scott Adams being a nutcase around 2015-2016. Can't decide whether it's funny or sad how much worse he's gotten.
It finally catching up to him is pretty funny, though.
I think I became aware of Scott Adams beyond "the guy who made Dilbert" when he first showed up on the Rubin Report. Which yeah, he was clearly conservative, but he also sounded a fuck of a lot more normal back then. He sounded like a conservative from the William F. Buckley era (so basically normal conservatism in my country, which is the ruling party here for pretty understandable reasons), not stuff now.
I’m more shocked that I forgot Scott Adams wasn’t completely canceled after his last controversy; when he added a black character, literally spouted as a diversity hire for the company, that then turned around to say he identified as a white man… kinda surprised no one’s brought that up since then
It's unintentionally hilarious:he forgot that weekday comic strips don't run with color, so the black guy saying he identifies as white is rendered as white. the intended joke is a weird pile of miscellaneous bigotries, the presented product appeared to be the boss saying 'we've decided this white guy is black for pr purposes,' which is... you could go somewhere with that?
he was hoping he'd get canceled but instead he just got a '...well, that was a weird one. Wonder if they'll ever go back to it' at best.
My first introduction to Scott Adams was fairly recent. I have a family friend that listens to their morning podcast and when I was over at their house one day I heard them listening to him. This was before I knew anything about his political beliefs or past actions. I just knew him as Dilbert guy. Anyways, I remember it clearly because there was just something about his tone of voice that really made me feel weird. I don't know how to describe it but his tone just screams "I know everything and no one can correct me. If they do than they're wrong". So I really really wasn't surprised when the news broke out and him double-triple downing on his comments.
I haven’t even heard the bit yet and title is making me howl laughing
Is there a single person on this planet who actually likes Dilbert or can confidently say that they’re a fan of the comic strips? It’s one thing to hate a cartoon character like Calliou or Johnny Test but does Dilbert actually inspire any emotions out of any single person on this planet outside of pure indifference? And what does that say about it’s creator?
The fact that it was real popular back in the 90's with merch and a cartoon adaptation should answer your question well enough.
I personally was never into Dilbert that much but I did enjoy stuff like Calvin and Hobbes and Dilbert was around the same level of cultural awareness in the 90's and 00's.
I liked it when I was a teen in the early 2000s because it reinforced my insufferable self-image of being "smarter than my peers" because I read science books and used big words and didn't like sports. I was basically Berdly between the ages of, like, 11 and 16.
@@MattManDX1 Okay but what about NOW?
Oh, Woolie, don't get it confused. Adams probably has nothing against you, *YOU'RE ONE OF THE GOOD ONES* .
no idea if it's true but i saw a thing on twitter claiming that some of scott adams' loved ones noticed he went way more off the rails after undergoing brain surgery. could be some kind of phineas gage situation where he lost functioning in the part of his brain that made him not racist
"aw fuck, we removed his racism inhibitors by accident"
"[WARNING. N-WORD CIRCUITS ENGAGED AT FULL THROTTLE. NO REFUGE.]"
I absolutely feel like CSB should have a big "Heroes lost to racist tirades" counter for every time a creator tanks their own brand by 'going off' in public.
It probably wouldn't tick up very often, but when it does it'd be funny.
"We lost another one, we lost Dilbert!"
How will we ever go on?
I love how the comic that he made the day that he made these comments was about pronouns because of course it was
Have you thought of adding different "Poyo"s depending on the tone and intensity of the swear?
1:01 I love Pat's face here waiting to see if this is a bit or not.
On the birthday thing if your country uses Day Month Year it's doubly unfortunate since you were also born on April Fools day. Pro tip: Write out the month instead whenever possible since it gets rid of ambiguity between date formats, *and* you don't write out that hate code if you were born on the 1st of April 1988 or January 4th 1988.
kirby working overtime
highly recommend people listen to chapo trap house talking about scott adams. they've done it a few times over the years that I'm not even surprised, like this isnt even going into how adams called trump a "master wizard" lol
Who is chapo trap house?
@Dracobyte it's a political comedy podcast. they have a youtube channel where they post clips and there's a video called "Scott Adam's World" that was recorded in 2017. another fun fact, during the development of disco elysium robert kurvitz approached them to do some voices for his game since he's a fan of their podcast.
whats really funny is the version in the weekday paper did not have color making the black guy look like another white guy going I identify as white
Okay so the censor noise is actively more annoying but at least it's no longer a jump scare
To prove Woollie is right, Fox Kids aired the Dilbert cartoon in Latin America late at night. Sadly both the original audio and the official dub is lost media.
To this day the most enjoyment I have gotten out of Dilbert is still the Family Guy gag making a joke about how unfunny it is. Also, the POYO is perfect. Keep it.
All I know about Dilbert was the famous catch phrase "Which came first? Ranch or Cool Ranch?"
Well I'm just glad Woolie has finally learned about his inherent criminality, and why he seeks to pilfer pies from an unsuspecting public. Thank god he learned about it now before he commits any other heinous acts upon an innocent and harmless white population, or attempt to ruin the pure virginal chastity of his wonderful caucasian wife. His inner black rage knows no bounds!
So THAT'S why Pat moved to British Columbia.
To be around Asians?
The Poyo is perfect
This needs to end with Bill Watterson fighting Dilbert Dude on a roof somewhere.
Kirby was a far less abrasive choice for censoring, ha.
I remember the Dilbert show. I used to watch it to in order to fall asleep.
it hasn't been a slow climb. scott adams has _been_ like this for a longass time.
Woolie does need to get away tho. Punch mom was already on trial.