Dungeons & Dragons: Elf Varieties Explained (Part 1)| Baalbuddy comic dub
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"Never trust an Elf!" - based Gimli, son of Gloin
Then goes and simps for Galadriel and became Legolas Battle Bro.
*Gimli, Son Of Gloin, Ya Blew It*
This reminds me of Garithos from Warcraft
@@Solon_The_Lich They were worth it.
You have my axe brother
Gloin sounds like "groin" if Japanese spelled it.
Meanwhile, the competent tomboy wood elf ranger gall is haggling with the merchant about new poisons for her arrows,
I can see the Elf Ranger from Goblin Slayer doing this🤣
I only sees wood elf as cannibalistic, meat lovers.
This is not a mockery, however.
@@DarkSonicDX
Was thinking the same thing 😂
@@SetuwoKecik Khajit remembers this well. Just lock them in a pit together, the problem will sort itself out.
Mmm.
I see the wood elf as being the most adaptive to new job environments.
So while the High Elf curses from an ever shrinking mountain of old money, the Dark Elf is forced into menial wage slavery at Target, and the Sea Elf dies from getting caught in a soda ring, the Wood Elf is cozy and working from home doing web design, with their programming socks on, wrapped around their Blahaj.
1:06 There's just something I love about how "I hate being a drow manslave" line was delivered. Greate job.
Trust me when I say being a Drow’s manslave is probably one of the worst ways to live considering your cruel mistress may just decide to subject you to mind numbing torture for making her slightly miffed or hell just because she’d find it funny. It’s a similar idea to the dark Eldar from Warhammer 40K only the Drow just torture people because they want to.
@@fellowsoliderofchrist2263 No Deldar do it too for fun since Ynnead is a thing and they could stop if they wanted but you know don't. Just remember they only are alive because countless beings suffered.
@@stripeybag6977 oh yeah kind of forgot about that.
@@fellowsoliderofchrist2263 "One of the worst things to happen" is an understatement.😰
_C R U S H E D P E L V I S E S_
Drows are absolutely Tsunderes. Or Yanderees.
Either way, sign me up! I love crazy elf babes.
I'm digging this protag.
He's got a good head on his shoulders
She will drink from his skull
Save for associating with elves.
@@kalashnikovdevil Hey now.
Male elves are cool
@@Nope-en9bo No. I'm talking about the Chad Elf and his bro.
They are both pretty nice
I always surprise my players by making my elves hillbillies.
They share a lot of similarities;
- They live by the trees.
- They're suspiciously close to nature.
- They love travelling.
- They don't like strangers.
- Some of them are swift their weapons.
- They have family stories of considerable density.
...Have you by chance read Monster Hunter International by Larry Correia? If you haven't, you really should, there's something in there I won't spoil that you'll appreciate.
The mental image I now have of a shirtless elf wielding a bow and a mullet, telling a human to "Git offa mah properteh." is PERFECT.
@@kalashnikovdevil
A MHI fan. In a Redneck Elf comment section.
I’m so happy. I have found my people.
@@01100101011100100111 But aren't elves also highly intelligent? Can't imagine they'll have poor enunciation.
enunciation/articulacy is a product of environment, not intellect
lots of places have "Self-Contained" dialects(IE Appalachia, Cajun LA, etc)@@SmartyPoohBear
"so we're about to go fighting a bunch of enemies that don't feel lust in any sense of the word, so my question to you is. Can you, in any way shape or form, actually do anything to help us? and no, fucking us doesn't count"
The way I see it the flat chest dark elf has an advantage from both parties: skills and grace as a light elf, but also the domineering aspects of a dark one
Imagine getting a dommy mommy dark elf and the best she can do is turn you into a chair.
I've taught a woman about domination and I'll do it again
You sure thats a dark elf and not a Tzimisce vampire lady?
Or in the words of Bricky, "Into a coat rack, or a hat, or a TV stand!"
@@lordfuzzle9282 I had to look that up...
Worth it…
[As Jack Sparrow once said:
"Well that was more than
less than unhelpful!"🤦🏻♂️]
Under no circumstances must the elfs be trusted. It will lie, it will cheat, and it will do anything in its power to undermine the efforts of those, who in truth, are its superiors.
I get the reference.
Wanting to bang them doesn't necessarily means that we're trusting them though.
The Elf is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Elf and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
Xeno scum
I know this reference but I can't for the life myself remember what it is from.
EDIT: The fanatic Xenophobe advisor from Stellaris, I knew it was giving me some 40k vibes but wasn't 40k.
I love that the wizard is straight up wearing Scholar Gear from FFXIV
Originally from FFXI
It's always good to see love stories like this inside the video game world.
did bro even watch the video before commenting?
Wat
Shut up dong
Indeed brother. For love!
After hearing the voice of the guy doing the interview I just got sucked back into 2016 and now are feeling the nostalgia from 'if Undertale was realistic' as he also voiced Frisk in that.
THANK YOU I'll go check it out
And then there is the exceedingly rare these days Male Elf, exasperated with the female half of their race and mostly just wanting to get through their day.
Male elves arent rare, just difficult to distinguish from the females
This is an isekai scene I’d like to see: An office manager gets reincarnated into a successful adventurer holding interviews for their party members
*Slaps seal on paper violenly*
[APPROVED]
Me: Well you are a rare dark elf but what skills will you bring to our party if you join?
Flat Dark Elf: Skills what skills?
Me: Alright I heard enough. NEXT!
A flat chested dark elf will always be the most skilled dark elves in dark elf society... not because of choice mind you, they're simply out of other options.
It would no surprise that flat chested Dark elves would look to adventuring, as in their society they might as well be a male without mommy milkers.
Of course, all dark elves are as thirsty as light elves. The difference is dark elves are better suited to actually quench that thirst with flat chested and halfling lovers being the exceptions, naturally.
😂
At least she doesn't pray to Khaine with blood of her enemies. It smells bad
This is why we in the Wizard Authority of Novel Knowledge, or W.A.N.K. (The O is Silent), have invented the "Let them Grow" spell, proven to work on any woman and has, to this day, brought satisfaction to soo many women, and their partners, we lost count past 1mil.! We also invented "let it slide!" but too many people had fun with that spell and it has since been deemed a failure!
>comes here to laugh at the horny
>accidentally find a neat lore idea to work into how I depict drow as a DM
>Thanks Joseph-person
@@Dracosian4802 I completely wrote a cosmopolitan drow city for my campaign that is under the "Eastern cultures" side of Toril. Drow women absolutely judge each other on their feminine traits such as breast size and thiccness. Masculine men are bed room toys and pretty boys are their public males, but they all secretly want ones that can fill both roles. The gender imbalance is more realistic with Males making 35% of the drow population. And the best Males are hoarded by the nobility.
0:49 "Dark Elf Tormentor (chocolate/blueberry spicy dommy mommy)"
that sent me LMAO
Students? Could this be the secret school for Isekai protagonists? It's time for My Elf Academia!!
I love that people hate elves because it means there's less competition.
yeah, it makes things easier for us.
Same
Unironically, I consider Elf and Dwarf haters the equivalent of Fantasy hipsters.
I pity Halfling lovers though, that race is virtually ignored despite also being a core Tolkien race.
Put it this way. She's rare. Honest and satisfied from occasional praises from team members. Everything else is just a bonus.
Imagine getting invaded by “blueberry dommy mommies”
Would it count as invasion if I left my door, and windows, open?
Huh, did not expect to hear Daxter again. Talk about a blast of nostalgia.
He in few other of comic dubs made by this channel if you want to hear more.
The flesh is weak, their sinful desires are evil, abandon the flesh and become a member of my Skeleton army - The Lich King
"I hate being a Drow Manslave!" For some reason he doesn't sound very convincing 🤔🤔🤔😂🤣🤣
This is why deep rock galactic to this very day will NOT hire elves. (This man is starting the company, he’s the original mission control) ((I am making this up))
Sanity Not Included's Dexter Manning, golly what a blast from the past!
Well flat is justice I suppose. Though, a normal Dark Elf Tormenter (Chocolate/Blueberry Spicy Dommy Mommy) would be just as good! Or perhaps better.
The party probably could use someone for HR, and DElf Tormentors seem to be pretty good at it, despite their...unusual approach
@@maxthepaladin2147 true.
[Brite and Earl-e!✌🏼👽]
The "Tehe pero" face the wizard makes when exposed as an HR nightmare and a legal liability is perfect.
When the Hero takes it seriously to an extent
Happy New Year's Day, Bread-N-Butter
Looking forward to more of your content here again this year
Is elf = automatic rejection.
now a Tomboy tiefling on the other hand....
"Thirsty? Here drink 100 plus. Dehydrated body in single can"
Me: so how good of them killing monster btw?
At least she's honest.
" That's why the dark eldar are so . . . - COUGH - NEVERMIND "
B-But Gimli said to never trust an Elf... How about Dark Elf though?
She's right, a flat chest is a symbol, a rarity!! xD
"So? Put her in a Pokeball for all I care!"
Mate dark elves or rather black elves are quite possibly dwarfs if norse are to be believed and they were creators of dwarves and elves
A rarity, eh? Does that make her an NFT?
But Gimli was a simp for galadriel
Dark Elves are even worse. If you can't trust an elf, then you should shoot dark elves first and ask questions later.
He parties with a bunch of dwarves instead of a pack of hyper thirsty elves.
A flatchested dark elf sounds like a male drow trying to get out of footstool duty.
You had me at "flat chested" lol Instant subscribe!
A flat-chested dark elf? Sounds something we never see everyday.
The Half-elf... "I did an Oopsy!!"
00:33
Boring vanilla? Well... if they prefer the "dommy mommy", they are so unhealthily obsessed they are lost for humanity. :-S
I'm stopping myself right now before I get caught in this endless Bread-N-Butter binge
Vergil needed to save that bloke out of his misery. He must stay motivated.
Oh dear lord i bet our Poor Orc is having Nam flashbacks
Watch out though. Sometimes a flat chested dark elf comes with... A little extra package... It's a trap!
There is no such thing as a flat chested dark elf. That's a dark elf male trying to escape the dungeons.
flatchested,,,, but still double/tripple ham downbackstairs on that darkelf,,, still a trap men,,, still a trap
Chocolate Blueberry spicy dommy mommy has to best one of the best combinations of words I had ever read and I love everything about it.
So, for some reason i found this whole video very wholesome.
0:39 I'll take the h-elf. They did nothing wrong.
Dexter the hell you doing over here man? Did not think this was your cup of tea
I'm a man of culture and I see nothing but all winners in my book Either get the dommy mommy treatment, flat drow, education professor, or go with thickness. Nothing wrong with options.
Given the situation with their wizard I don't see any drawbacks. She helps the party and keeps the wizard's attention on her. Though it could be considered speculative evidence if the students complaining are all flat chested.
"Multiple Allegations..."
Now this here is why you don't pick up wizards from Limsa Lominsa
Yes, I recognise that outfit, you can't hide a Scholar from me
Ok I now know I made the *correct* choice when I pledged allegiance to the dwarves.
Prissy fuckers may have elegant bows and oh-so special magic shite, but dwarves have steam engines, chainguns and really big fuckin' axes.
12/10 Must have for every party
I see this as an absolute win
My male Dark elf Bard: "So this Is how people depict my face?"
Me: "Yes"
The Bard: "mh ......well its accurate"
When the Isekai Hero is sick of the Thirsty
Baalbuddy still churning out that quality content😉
Give me the Dark Elves everyday of the week; I need my thicc dark chocolate…😩👌
... She's a light elf who got a tan
Say what you will but that flat dark elf was pretty upfront with what she was about XD
Time To Catch This Flat Dark Elf in My Pokeball ;)
Good pose, wizard.
I imagine the busty light elves were the offspring of humans and elves
One thing in common for Elves: hips and butts.
If we are talking D&D logic, what about high elves, wild elves, eladrin, sea elves, and avarial (winged elves)?
She adds what every adventuring group needs...a body.
People wonder why inquisitors don't like working with elf's. This is why there either too distracting or to cryptic or both. Ie: them saying "I know how to save this world but I won't tell you".
Last time I interacted with an elf I nearly gave them a summary kick to the jaw for trying that.
"Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes" - J R R Tolkien
Light Elves: Vanilla, act like either the girl next door, or village girl tropes. -Their infamously low libido often loses suitors to Dark Elves.
Dark Elves: Prideful, usually super busty/curvy with a freaky disposition. -More prone to violent/treacherous actions to fulfill their goals.
-300% more likely to abuse you in late night activities.
0:43 "She is right behind me, isn't she?!"
Flat Is justice and perfect
For some reason, I read the whole explanation part with Noel Deyzel's voice.
Even though I had audio on for entire video. It's like click of a button, I see/hear "let me explain" and brain does the rest.
He'd probably read it too if you paid him tbf
Mega Chad Noel as an elf? Could curbstomp the Rock
Wood elf ranger looks cute, smug flat dark elf also cute.
Can't wait for part 2. XD
Flat Dark Elves are super convenient, not only do you get dark elf magic, but you don't have spend too much money on armor, as she can use male armor.
These chapters are pretty funny. I like how the human is straight faced the entire time he deals with these horny elves😁
The Elf is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Elf and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
there should be a series with candidates for hiring
Man just called a Wood Elf a “Light Elf” lmao
Concidering that High Elfs also have a moon and sun variant, i wouldnt be surprised that Wood elfs have some sort of "Light" variant
Amazing. Just amazing.
"I'm a flat-chested Dark Elf. I'm SUPER rare. That means if the party is kidnapped, they'll probably just ransom me or something. And when I start demanding the sort of BDSM a Cenobite would be put off by, they'll avoid acknowledging me at all costs, letting me free the party. I've WEAPONIZED my thirst!"
0:51 Wait... But... Aren't they purple?... A HA!, that's a high elf doing a black face!... Although, I'm not sure if that's better.
Your hired!
I need me a dark elf dommy mommy.
She's already different. She admits it.
Wood elves sure love man meat, though, but yes, dark elf slave economy.
Never trust an elf, look what they did to my boy Talion.
The more things change...the more they stay the same. :)
The elf teacher is cute…I wanna pat her
Bnb + solus Collab when
Tsundere coomer and tan high elf
The stereotype is alive and strong. Spoke to a friend of mine today who was DM:Ing for a group of new players and one of them played a thirsty elf cleric who after 2 hours of gametime had slept with 2 people.
dear god
This is why dwarves hate elves. 🤣
smaaashhhh..........?..........
yeah, smash.