As much as the Elven Elders don't like to acknowledge Boris, they tolerate his existence because he is single-handedly responsible for keeping their entire species alive.
I dunno, he seems like the kind of guy to act all friendly but when you do something he doesn't like he puts you in a chokehold, or he tends to always want to wrestle with those he knows clearly won't last
@@kaiju9363 nah,He’s got a whole Party that saved the realm. It includes a lawful good goblin cleric of the god of honesty. If she’s hanging out with him he’s legit. They also have a dwarf who shaves cause beards are too much trouble. (Not making this up Boris has more comics)
I wonder if uberchad barbarian Boris has the exact flip of the female Elves' problem? He gets all the sex he could ever possibly want but has a crippling emotional isolation going on because nobody can ever think of him in a romantic way?
That's more of a woman problem. A lot of men would be perfectly fine having constant sex with no emotional attachment. In fact they'd prefer it that way because they wouldn't have to deal with all the cons of having a clingy girlfriend around.
@@chickenmadness1732 That's exactly the point though, the way Baalbuddy writes female elves is all about taking women and giving them problems that are more likely to be faced by men (i.e. being desperately horny but having nobody who wants to fuck you). That flipping of gender problems is the whole source of comedy in the series, hence why the original commenter came up with the idea of doing that to men
That man is an enormous slab of beef. Defying all the stereotypes with that guy, no one expect a tree hugging Druid to be built like he could snap a tree like a twig
Considering the upper body strength and muscles needed to properly use a longbow in real life, Boris is actually the most realistic looking elf in fiction.
This is why in my writing Elvish archers are exceedingly rare. Elvish crossbow users on the other hand...lot more common, because those frequently have levers or use leg muscles to draw and thus don't recquire massive upper body strength
"unisex clots, like robes." Which, apparently, they sell to the Jedi. On a another note, man, with such mass produced cloth wear, fine threads much be like cheap Wal-mart tee's.
Well, that's supposing that the elves are a race as common as humans, taking in count their low coituss chances do to the rampant thirst of their females and flamant homosexuality of the male, I would consider their birthrate is even lower than the japanese. And also considering that elves lives thousand of years, they must have higher money savings, even just for the saving counts in the bank alone.
@@juliuscaesar6660 Or if not savings, and living for thousands of years, it may be possible that they have learned basically all trades, including textiles, which means their economy isn't good either as basically all items net worth is 'zero' as just one elf could practically be their own self contained society with all needs and required worker types met.
@@madisonatteberry9720 That assumes that all of the elves would care enough for each craft to master them and that they wouldn't forget how to do any craft, being realistic, what would happen is that each elf would focuss on domaining a craft they are passionate with and buy the rest of things they need. Also, this would create a good excuse for young elves to leave their homes and go to adventure with humans, since they would be rejected in favior of more experienced elves that already mastered their craft, and then return once they become masters on the foreign lands (like, in level 20)
15x the testosterone of the entire elven species combined besides himself. all of it went to him. if his testosterone was distributed on a average with all of the others, they would have been twice as manly as regular men.
I offer you the concepts of lesbian Elves (no problems finding a date for them, I bet) and Paladins devoted to Chaotic fertility Gods (since Pallys lost the alignment restrictions a while ago).
@@MrMortull The first thing doesn't change the factor of them being thirsty. I'm pretty sure that the second one was a reference to Virginia Kissless, a thirsty female paladin that can't get laid, one who clearly has no vow to maintain her chastity (or if she does she doesn't take it seriously).
Boris got the rare orc gene from his family lineage. Ol great great great grandma didn't tell any of them about their great great great grandpa besides him being a peerless warrior who could sack an entire village with a single thrust of his spear. x3
That's actually how Tolkien imagined them visually at least. He was actually pretty annoyed that people thought legolas looked like the stereotype and kinda had a man crush on the character.
@@weeniehutjr9977 except he didn't though. The only thing that's "androgynous" about Elves is that men don't grow beards....except they totally do when they're old enough i.e. Cirdain and Mahtan. Men and women in Elven societies have all the same gender roles but are more fluid because they're immortal and more equal in raw ability. All the Elven men, including Legolas, are described as being strong and handsome, whereas Elven women are described as being pretty and feminine, including Galadriel whose original name meant "Man-maiden" because she was both super tall for her sex and an althlete growing up.
"Alternate universe counterpart, he actually showed up here once before, but that time was accidental. The f are you doing here again? Isn't your own Prime Material and its associated planar cosmology enough for you?"
Okay so I'm guessing that, if we're looking at this from a biological perspective, Boris is very likely the carrier of a mutation that may cause him to produce more Testosterone than the average male elf. Anyone wanna take a crack at what it could be?
He was born with three testicles (which is an actual thing), Myostatin deficiency, probably drinks and smokes a lot (which can elevate testosterone levels), premature puberty (also can rise levels), there's some ailments that can rise it, but he seems healthy and they are very nasty, so let's assume he's fine😁
I feel like this is a jab at the fact Boris is what Tolkien imagined the elves to be like (minus the fucking bit). Jackson made the elves look dainty where as in the books they looked more like Boris. So yeah...
Should be noted that their appearance is nothing special in the 1st age. Men in the 1st Age are essentially different specie. They could be at almost the same level as vaulted high elves minus the lifespan. They just have hundred of years to live, still way more than mortal men of the 3rd.
It's a completely different setting, but now it's my headcanon to how elves portray the god of blacksmithing in the game I play (he isn't elven god, but elves do smithing; my best guess is that they use hydraulic press). My previous version was an armorer artificer in power armour that covers his whole body (hence his body may look whatever you imagine), and it's probably still an option, but...
Just to clarify something, as I had an argument with some people about the phrase "the exception that proves the rule". The phrase is in older English, where "proves" was used the way "tests" is used today. So a more modern wording would be "the exception that tests the rule". For example, a black swan doesn't Prove that all swans are white. By virtue of it's own existence, it Proves, in our modern sense, that Not all swans are white. A black swan is the Exception that Tests the Rule of "all swans are white".
I played Boris for a campaign once. You know what they say about joke characters dying immediately or becoming an incredibly deep character? Yeah. By the end of it I was everyone's dad. Who had dementia.
Now I want Boris to merry the exception of the dwarven rule. An overly girly female dwarf with a completly hairless body/face, who is powerfull magic user.
I tend to prefer fighters hence high strength now I'm intrigued into making a body building elf that's both the envy and embarrassment of the other elves I'd play barbarian but rage makes me cringe to much lol and strangely I play wizards\sourcerers in all for video games I have. But find myself to impatient to plan spells in ttrpgs and hate taking slot of time on my turns. Still a noob in dnd but slowly becoming an expert lol.
As much as the Elven Elders don't like to acknowledge Boris, they tolerate his existence because he is single-handedly responsible for keeping their entire species alive.
By fathering all their children?
By fathering all their children.
@@ColonelBraggAnd kill monsters afterwards, sometimes both at the same time.
Dudes probably a better version of Genghis Khan.
There's one like him in every generation. It's the only way.
not only is he manly, he seems like a truly nice guy
I dunno, he seems like the kind of guy to act all friendly but when you do something he doesn't like he puts you in a chokehold, or he tends to always want to wrestle with those he knows clearly won't last
Well if he's the subversion of a typical elf, then yeh he's the nicest.
@@kaiju9363 nah,He’s got a whole
Party that saved the realm. It includes a lawful good goblin cleric of the god of honesty. If she’s hanging out with him he’s legit. They also have a dwarf who shaves cause beards are too much trouble. (Not making this up Boris has more comics)
i want him to put me in a chokehold@@kaiju9363
A true man's man. Those betas who need you to see them as alphas aint it, a real man's man knows who he is and doesn't need you to see what's obvious.
You can tell the elf boy isn't actually androgynous because Baalbuddy drew a proper nose on him instead of a cardboard fin.
And the lack of breasts and cleavage
I legit though Boris was an half-elf that took more from the human side.... Truly the exception to the rule
maybe half orc?
He was raised by humans at a young age and gained muscle mass easier because he wasn't raised vegan.
Nope, pree sure he's half-orc
I thought he was a half elf half dwarf with the dwarfism being ressesive.
Seemed more like 1/4 giant genes…
1/4 giant 1/4 dwarf.
Boris looks like the type of elf even dwarfs would get along with.
the only elf that can out drink a dwarf
Ragmar Axeborne, "The Beardless" quite agrees on that point - they even adventure together.
Or even an orc lol
From the baalbuudy World I would expect that every male elf can get along with other races because their not annoying like the female elves
Is best friend and bro is a dwarf.
I wonder if uberchad barbarian Boris has the exact flip of the female Elves' problem? He gets all the sex he could ever possibly want but has a crippling emotional isolation going on because nobody can ever think of him in a romantic way?
Pff, he does not want elves, he fucks female orcs and goblins only.
@@blackmoon2128 *Hmmmmm intensifies*
Well Baalbuddy's female elves are rare but still some times get what they want, Knight Virginia are the hopeless one here...
That's more of a woman problem. A lot of men would be perfectly fine having constant sex with no emotional attachment. In fact they'd prefer it that way because they wouldn't have to deal with all the cons of having a clingy girlfriend around.
@@chickenmadness1732 That's exactly the point though, the way Baalbuddy writes female elves is all about taking women and giving them problems that are more likely to be faced by men (i.e. being desperately horny but having nobody who wants to fuck you). That flipping of gender problems is the whole source of comedy in the series, hence why the original commenter came up with the idea of doing that to men
so boris is the 0.01% of the elves population
Haha, maybe... 😀
He is the reason they aren't extinct yet, fella is charging the whole birthrate in his shoulders
Boris is 0.01% of the population that gets 71% of the Elf lasses.
Halsin was the first male elf to actually say fuck the standards. Man has muscles and hair everywhere, and lord is he something in the sheets
i hear he's a real animal
i'll see myself out.
@@corpsehandler5321 you ain't wrong when I saw the bear form dude had me hooked lol.
More than most can bear.
fun fact lotr male elves were meant to be muscly and shit but the movies changed it
why his wildshape is a bear.. lol
boris seems like a total bro. wish more male elves were like him
Elves in typical fantasy settings
VS
Elves in The Silmarillion
underrated comment
Also, elves in Elder Scrolls
*Filthy N'wah*
@@MrJustonemorevoice do you mean dunmers?
@@patrickjustice7371 Bosmers are pretty cool too.
Exclusively meat eating feral elves
@@MrJustonemorevoice bosmers are n'wah
Halsin from Baldur's Gate 3 seems to be trying to subvert that stereotype, too.
That man is an enormous slab of beef. Defying all the stereotypes with that guy, no one expect a tree hugging Druid to be built like he could snap a tree like a twig
Considering the upper body strength and muscles needed to properly use a longbow in real life, Boris is actually the most realistic looking elf in fiction.
This is why in my writing Elvish archers are exceedingly rare. Elvish crossbow users on the other hand...lot more common, because those frequently have levers or use leg muscles to draw and thus don't recquire massive upper body strength
"unisex clots, like robes."
Which, apparently, they sell to the Jedi.
On a another note, man, with such mass produced cloth wear, fine threads much be like cheap Wal-mart tee's.
Well, that's supposing that the elves are a race as common as humans, taking in count their low coituss chances do to the rampant thirst of their females and flamant homosexuality of the male, I would consider their birthrate is even lower than the japanese.
And also considering that elves lives thousand of years, they must have higher money savings, even just for the saving counts in the bank alone.
@@juliuscaesar6660 Or if not savings, and living for thousands of years, it may be possible that they have learned basically all trades, including textiles, which means their economy isn't good either as basically all items net worth is 'zero' as just one elf could practically be their own self contained society with all needs and required worker types met.
@@madisonatteberry9720 That assumes that all of the elves would care enough for each craft to master them and that they wouldn't forget how to do any craft, being realistic, what would happen is that each elf would focuss on domaining a craft they are passionate with and buy the rest of things they need.
Also, this would create a good excuse for young elves to leave their homes and go to adventure with humans, since they would be rejected in favior of more experienced elves that already mastered their craft, and then return once they become masters on the foreign lands (like, in level 20)
@@juliuscaesar6660 Hum.....maybe.
Uberchad elf is the reason racial stat bonuses are optional in 5e DnD. xD
boris for mvp
😀💪
MVE
I just don't give that comment a 'like' because its on 69 right now. 👍
He's an elf but built like an orc
His best friend is an magic orc.
In a lot of fantasy settings, Orcs are a race of Elves.
@@carloszapata847if I remember right, the original high fantasy elves, orcs were a corrupt version of elves, middle earth I think, I forgot.
Halsin's dad finally came home from that milk run.
As a Prank, a Dwarven God of mischief, blessed Boris with the ability to produce 15x the testosterone of a normal elf.
15x the testosterone of the entire elven species combined besides himself. all of it went to him. if his testosterone was distributed on a average with all of the others, they would have been twice as manly as regular men.
But 15 x 0 is still 0.
Boris is the number 1 reason the elves of the Baalbuddy universe hasn't gone extinct.
PLOT TWIST: Boris is NOT the exception. The elves just keep it a secret for appearances
mostlikely like how Ned Flanders hides his muscles. He just wear sweater.
When you put all your points on Strength 💪
We need more Warcraft Nightelves, Burly and Feral.
SO, does that mean there are non-thirsty elves/female paladins that are not virgins then?
I offer you the concepts of lesbian Elves (no problems finding a date for them, I bet) and Paladins devoted to Chaotic fertility Gods (since Pallys lost the alignment restrictions a while ago).
@@MrMortull
The first thing doesn't change the factor of them being thirsty.
I'm pretty sure that the second one was a reference to Virginia Kissless, a thirsty female paladin that can't get laid, one who clearly has no vow to maintain her chastity (or if she does she doesn't take it seriously).
@@lilchristuten7568 about Virginia it might as well be her patron God who decided to "help" in apholding her chasity. If so than damn he is a troll
@@СашаКумылганов I thought it was mostly because of her ancestor
@@larrytherustyboii7442 it is because the ancestor make a deal for egoistic reasons but then changed heart in the post clarity but it was to late
Boris got the rare orc gene from his family lineage. Ol great great great grandma didn't tell any of them about their great great great grandpa besides him being a peerless warrior who could sack an entire village with a single thrust of his spear. x3
That's actually how Tolkien imagined them visually at least. He was actually pretty annoyed that people thought legolas looked like the stereotype and kinda had a man crush on the character.
tolkien legitimately created elves to look androgynous so what
@@weeniehutjr9977 except he didn't though.
The only thing that's "androgynous" about Elves is that men don't grow beards....except they totally do when they're old enough i.e. Cirdain and Mahtan. Men and women in Elven societies have all the same gender roles but are more fluid because they're immortal and more equal in raw ability. All the Elven men, including Legolas, are described as being strong and handsome, whereas Elven women are described as being pretty and feminine, including Galadriel whose original name meant "Man-maiden" because she was both super tall for her sex and an althlete growing up.
Halsin from BG3 in a nutshell:
Boris the Russian elf
Ah, no. Boris isn't an orc.
This is a polish elf, my friend .😊
Average fantasy elf vs average Elder Scrolls elf
Strongest high elf versus weakest wood elf
Oh sweet Moradin...finally a knife ear that a dwarf could enjoy the presence of. Thought I'd never see the day.
i love the thought of a giant gigachad elf and i think i found my next dnd character.
He is the reason why half elf’s exist because elf woman could never get it
Boris is just a Warhammer Fantasy Wood Elf. Like, seriously, look at Orion, dude is completely RIPPED
Boris the chad elf clearly was tired of always being mistaken for a girl.
So he decided to walk topless to display his lack of breasts
Elf barbarians be like:
Its like seeing a hive of Kobolds and one of them got that 80% dragon in em
Generic Hooded Rogue is my favorite character in the Baalbuddy Cinematic Universe
Lmao then enters Halsin.
"You want to explain that?"
"Alternate universe counterpart, he actually showed up here once before, but that time was accidental. The f are you doing here again? Isn't your own Prime Material and its associated planar cosmology enough for you?"
Boris has enough Testosterone to keep the entire elven civilization safe. That is why everyone trusts Boris.
Boris is literally just halsin but instead of being a druid he became a frat boy
Okay so I'm guessing that, if we're looking at this from a biological perspective, Boris is very likely the carrier of a mutation that may cause him to produce more Testosterone than the average male elf. Anyone wanna take a crack at what it could be?
He was born with three testicles (which is an actual thing), Myostatin deficiency, probably drinks and smokes a lot (which can elevate testosterone levels), premature puberty (also can rise levels), there's some ailments that can rise it, but he seems healthy and they are very nasty, so let's assume he's fine😁
His mother was an Ork and his father a ballsy Elf.
Boris actually seems like a chill dude that you could drink a beer with.
if elf was australian:
Good one, Борис.
😁👍
Boris the elf
Best bro you ever got. 💪
I thought elves can't have facial hair... do isn't he half-elf? He's also taller.
He's probably half orc or half human, since both races are taller than elves and can grow facial hair.
Honostely, he seems kinda chill
Nope. Just the girly looking elves who live in elven conclaves and the Forests.
Elven ranger vs Elven barbarian
I feel like this is a jab at the fact Boris is what Tolkien imagined the elves to be like (minus the fucking bit). Jackson made the elves look dainty where as in the books they looked more like Boris. So yeah...
Should be noted that their appearance is nothing special in the 1st age.
Men in the 1st Age are essentially different specie. They could be at almost the same level as vaulted high elves minus the lifespan. They just have hundred of years to live, still way more than mortal men of the 3rd.
Tbf Orcs are also a type if elf too- or at least in Elder Scrolls
Astarion vs Halsin
It's a completely different setting, but now it's my headcanon to how elves portray the god of blacksmithing in the game I play (he isn't elven god, but elves do smithing; my best guess is that they use hydraulic press). My previous version was an armorer artificer in power armour that covers his whole body (hence his body may look whatever you imagine), and it's probably still an option, but...
That's basically Halsin from BG3
This is Halsin-coded
Like Halsin in BG3 😂
Chadford elf edition
his dad is probably Chadford Diccard himself, human bard that bang everything that has a hole and breathes.
Boris the 🐐
I feel like Boris is a total Bro.
Your best drinking buddy bro in battle.
Boris drank deep from the fountain of Chadom
I feel like Dwarvendad needs to see this.
Glorfindel shows up with the severed head of a balrog...
Boris is a power bottom
Damm Boris
Just to clarify something, as I had an argument with some people about the phrase "the exception that proves the rule". The phrase is in older English, where "proves" was used the way "tests" is used today.
So a more modern wording would be "the exception that tests the rule".
For example, a black swan doesn't Prove that all swans are white. By virtue of it's own existence, it Proves, in our modern sense, that Not all swans are white. A black swan is the Exception that Tests the Rule of "all swans are white".
“I was gonna say single but ok.”
Boris reminds me of Leman Russ
This is why elves are usually androgenous. With the exception of Boris, they avoid the manly barbarian class!
But male elfs can't grow beards. So he should be half-elf , right?
I played Boris for a campaign once. You know what they say about joke characters dying immediately or becoming an incredibly deep character? Yeah. By the end of it I was everyone's dad. Who had dementia.
Boris is the way the Universe compensates the Elves lack of testosterone.
Generic fantasy Elves vs Tolkien Elves (book version)
minus the stubble.
Tolkien elves don't have facial hair. Cirdan is exception that makes the rule.
Unironically, Tolkien would like Boris (except of his fucking)
There's always that one guy
Tell me why I read this as male wives looked at the thumbnail and just went "yeah makes sense"
Plottwist Boirs is super Gay
Silmarillion elves be like: 0:28
Just look at that Thorkellf XD
I would've called him a Wood Elf, and named him White Raven.
dude was Born in a Norsca War Party...
Gigaelve
Boris seems like a cool dude
So all the testosterone of a generation flows into a single elf baby. In this case Boris. At least thats my theory.
Boris is just an Aldmer from TES
Fine with people who want to, just not at my table.
Plot twist: He's a half-elf.
pretty sure boris have orc in his blood make him supreme to other elf and orc because he has physical strength of orc and magic power of the elf
My husband has a Baneite paladin who is half elf and half orc. Dude's mom was an orc priestess and dad was a captive elf.
@@crazyjkass so his dad died by snu snu.
dnd idea, chad barbarian elf
I'm gonna play an elf barbarian in D&D now
well, that one's a clasic
barbarian elf : all streght
Illidan enters the chad---I mean chat.
His full name should definitely be Boris Mascul Chadwood 😂
Now I want Boris to merry the exception of the dwarven rule. An overly girly female dwarf with a completly hairless body/face, who is powerfull magic user.
just k#lling and f#king like always lol . ha ha love it
I tend to prefer fighters hence high strength now I'm intrigued into making a body building elf that's both the envy and embarrassment of the other elves I'd play barbarian but rage makes me cringe to much lol and strangely I play wizards\sourcerers in all for video games I have.
But find myself to impatient to plan spells in ttrpgs and hate taking slot of time on my turns. Still a noob in dnd but slowly becoming an expert lol.
Elves with female features. What are they doing for a living? Probably sailing merchant ships.
bro is reason why the elves are not extinct lmao
Elder scrolls elves be like
Boris could hit