This is the second time we see an Elf lady getting married and have a half-Elf child since The Crusader who have an Elf wife and half-Elf son thanks to the Cheerful Eldritch Goddess granting his wish to retire and settle down.
The elf could just be the Eldritch Goddess in disguise since in Baalbuddy's universe elves are so desperate it's cringe and is a massive turn off for anyone.
@@brandondemers1769 that is also what i told in my comment in that vid before. The Eldritch is so wholesome that it is not farfetch to think that since she shattered the Knight's dream of killing a daemon/eldritch being, she readily offered herself to the Knight as an atonement for crushing her first dream. It is so obvious because compared to others, that elf doesn't have the crazy eyes that many elves have when they encounter male species.
The third time, actually. There was also one, wholesome and nice, go married an equally wholesome and nice Ork man. His mother-in-law, being the thirsty lady, crashed-landed at the ceremony and tried to state that she ought to have her way with her newly son-in-law, which only embarrassed everyone present. The Ork man still married his elf lady and didn't pay any further attention to the horny lady as she was being restrained and carried away by some impromptu security service.
So what you're saying you're a rare omega elf (didn't use charisma as a dump stat) or get an eldritch being capable of bending the rules of reality to get laid as an elf lady.
Does making an elf one’s wife make them calm down? That elf mom looked pretty chill. It must be the confidence that comes from no longer being an elfcel, I suppose.
*Baalbuddy:* "So yeah, the loreverse I've constructed basically has a whole cosmically-ingrained system in place to prevent horny elves from getting the D for comedic value." *Viewer:* "But half-elves exist, suggesting that some of said elves ARE getting the D?" *Baalbuddy:* "Hey, just because a system's rigged doesn't mean it isn't beatable."
Maybe I'm not fitting her tastes, but I'd still try to help her with her cripplingly low self-esteem. I don't care if I don't get her in the end. She'd be happier, and *that* matters.
Elf girl: has kids with a human Also elf girl: lives so long that her husband and half-elf children die of old age long before her It is the elf curse 😔
That reminds me of the asari in mass effect, which also have long live spams and their solution for that is simple, don’t having a partner until the last centuries of their lives
@d.olivergutierrez8690 That's not really how they tend to do it. Asari are much more likely to take partners in the middle stage of their life, the Matron stage. Settling down in their Maiden years is very rare because they're still sowing their wild oats, and most Matriarchs tend to be busy with whatever career path they've chosen at that point. So yeah, Asari tend to take partners knowing fully well that in most cases they will outlive them (one asari on Illium with a Krogan partner actually points this out in contrast to her own situation, as unlike most matrons who start relationships with aliens, Charr is capable of sticking with her for her entire life, so it's a much greater commitment), and that it's just another cycle of their life. Thankfully, their kids are asari, so they don't have to fear outlasting them too.
The fact that even ONE Elf woman has success in the bedroom fun department is incredible. Even more than that is when they get a husband and has kids with him. That’s a feat for the most rare of Elven women. Too bad she’ll never know what that’s like.
wow. Baalbuddy comics must have at least 8 half-elves at any given time, what a rarity! (consensually made of course, some elves....use different methods to speed up the process))
Is it just me or do the elves who succeed in a relationship rub salt in the wounds of those who failed? It feels like it but then again, they are elves and probably provoked a negative response by trying to steal someone's husband. It would be ironic if a successful elf wife had to defend her husband from all the women in her family.
Elves are Immortal, and the Professor is brainy and Cute. She literally has all her life to find a Husband. (I'm right here, Lady! 💪👺 Booyah, Tengu FLEX!)
I love that the scientist is not considering the possibility that the half-elf is from an elf man and a human woman. She's just so fixated on her unicorn, her El Dorado, that she can't picture anything producing a half-elf other than a hunky human husband and an elf that's NOT HER.
@@michaeltalley2283 black American couples have produced white children due to recessive genes. Female and male had half of each trait. So when they had kids...
@@michaeltalley2283 it could be a very sad story about the child outliving the parents by time they're five. Well five by pure elf years and parents due to aging faster.
I came to hear about different types of elves and got to witness a mental breakdown instead. So who'll be the one to take one for the team? (Spoiler, it's me.)
Yeah thats a high/wood elf + human pairing of a family would look like. Now lets see the rare dark elf/drow + human family. THAT would be interesting to see.
I think the most overlooked part of the human/elf thing is the notion of time, cause from the elves perspective they only dated their human lovers only a few months, before they died or become unsuited to be a love interest, I guess it can be really frustrating. So I can understand in some way why they never can get enough. And from the human's perspective with time the elf become less a love interest and more a parental figure...Bro, this is really messed up.
Think of it in a parent perspective, your half-elf kids are gonna stick around longer than your human fling, but eventually grow old and pass away, pretty much the life span of a dog/cat compared to a human. I guess you could have several grandkids though to keep you company.
Aye. This isn't just an elf thing. Elves, most monstergirls, loli-babas, or any of the other exceptionally long-lived/non-aging races (of which fantasy tends to have mountains of) have to live through this. For some it wouldn't be an issue, but it's torture for many. Hence why these races tend to not bother with the short-lived races- to them it's just not worth the time or potential heartbreak.
@@loli-knightxardej2252 and that's exactly why the only kind of elfs that are into human will be freaks like those. They just want to have fun without dealing with long term bulshit, they sure are some sort social weebs that have a lot of issues. They are litterally there for a good time not necessarily a long time. Plus they are almost certain they will out lives their kids plus human tend to treat their parents with kindness while elfs socity are mostly depicted like some sort of stricts cult where there are no hierarchy and everyone is one with nature...they are actualy people that decided to reject this perfect life-style for a crappy one like ours just to fool around without consequences...
in theory, this means successive generations of half-elves will then achieve a lifespan equal to that of a regular human. I guess love is a mortal poison that pure elves dare to brave.
since she pointed out the ears... what kind of elf is the professor. also, I dang girl... feeling sad right there. she was basically on a teaching rush and.. smashed into one of her great pains on the way.
Gentlemen we have a mission to accomplish... I got a plan but it needs teamwork and coordination. I'll need a Red-Tail Salamander, a scroll with the spell Cure Wounds, a love potion, and a sandwich.
Okay, the Elves not getting laid was funny in the beginning but now it's getting kind of sad. Oh who am I kidding? The second that you show them sympathy they're gonna pounce on you.
I am starting to understand professor. It does not matter if your mother was a high elf, dark elf, or wood elf. In society's eyes, half elves are all clumped together in one category.
Wow I... Didn't expect that last part to go that way. I felt that though. Staying single because you're waiting for the perfect combination "The One" will ultimately lead to this ending because there's no such thing as perfect in real life.
Half elves is my favorite race so far my half elven bard/cleric is fun to play .but seem despised in both human and elven settlements . My next character im going to try is the half orc race see what i can make.
Well, it’s kinda creepy how she could look the same age as you, but be just as old, if not older, than your grandma. But hey, love is love. Imagine the experience tho… 😏
This is the second time we see an Elf lady getting married and have a half-Elf child since The Crusader who have an Elf wife and half-Elf son thanks to the Cheerful Eldritch Goddess granting his wish to retire and settle down.
The elf could just be the Eldritch Goddess in disguise since in Baalbuddy's universe elves are so desperate it's cringe and is a massive turn off for anyone.
Shes an elf, near immortal being... husbands die every century or so~
@@brandondemers1769 that is also what i told in my comment in that vid before. The Eldritch is so wholesome that it is not farfetch to think that since she shattered the Knight's dream of killing a daemon/eldritch being, she readily offered herself to the Knight as an atonement for crushing her first dream.
It is so obvious because compared to others, that elf doesn't have the crazy eyes that many elves have when they encounter male species.
The third time, actually. There was also one, wholesome and nice, go married an equally wholesome and nice Ork man. His mother-in-law, being the thirsty lady, crashed-landed at the ceremony and tried to state that she ought to have her way with her newly son-in-law, which only embarrassed everyone present.
The Ork man still married his elf lady and didn't pay any further attention to the horny lady as she was being restrained and carried away by some impromptu security service.
So what you're saying you're a rare omega elf (didn't use charisma as a dump stat) or get an eldritch being capable of bending the rules of reality to get laid as an elf lady.
Elves in happy, committed relationships in the Ballbuddy universe truly exist purely to torment other elves. It's delicious!
They don't exist for that at all! Ugh! Why giving them such petty and mean intentions?
@@Briselance there's that one that (consensualy) married an orc hence why the exceptions to the rule torture the majority of the other elven ladies.
@@Briselance *points at Baalbuddy's entire comic archive*
@@Briselance No one said that was their intent, but the consequences still remain.
A happily married elf is torment for the rest who can't even date.
@@DonPetexX don't forget the beardless Ragnar his wife is a conservative elf
It's nice to see an elf woman actually happy with her life. Now we need to help the elf scholar with her needs. I'll help her out.
Quick! Stab him before it festers!
@@MrBl4ckY There's no need to stab me. I'm taking a bullet for everyone.
@@ricardovillon1189 Oh so you're walking in with eyes open? Madlad, you!
i help her too
also I feel sorry for her
She seems respectable. There’s someone out there for her
maybe that's me
Hmm assuming she joins the isekai hero sitting on the table and taking the elves of this world there is a chance the hero hooks her up with a man.
Could even be the hero himself
...Ah, about that, she has some allegation of misconduct from students.
Does making an elf one’s wife make them calm down? That elf mom looked pretty chill. It must be the confidence that comes from no longer being an elfcel, I suppose.
I'm going to say yes. Or being pretty chill means that an elf can actually land a human man. One or the other.
But she gotta find another one within the next 60 years or so human can't live that long
Until he dies
*Baalbuddy:* "So yeah, the loreverse I've constructed basically has a whole cosmically-ingrained system in place to prevent horny elves from getting the D for comedic value."
*Viewer:* "But half-elves exist, suggesting that some of said elves ARE getting the D?"
*Baalbuddy:* "Hey, just because a system's rigged doesn't mean it isn't beatable."
It could just be a male elf and human woman, right? The rest is clearly elf propaganda.
90% of half elves were probably Boris's
I really feel sorry for the ELF nerd, let’s hope she finds some type of happiness.🐱
I help her with that
@@ulysessoliverasponyman She says a HOT human.
@@elocotamjaktam well that's me then
Maybe I'm not fitting her tastes, but I'd still try to help her with her cripplingly low self-esteem. I don't care if I don't get her in the end. She'd be happier, and *that* matters.
@@elocotamjaktam You did not have to do em like that
They kinda forget the ones sired by rare elven males on human women. Granted, I wonder if that would annoy the elves more.
Probably equally
I feel like this is all part of a long con by the Elf Nerd to get a sympathy lay by the Isekai Hero.
I'm rooting for you, Elf Nerd!
Elf girl: has kids with a human
Also elf girl: lives so long that her husband and half-elf children die of old age long before her
It is the elf curse 😔
That reminds me of the asari in mass effect, which also have long live spams and their solution for that is simple, don’t having a partner until the last centuries of their lives
the human race was cursed out of everlasting life by consenting to Satan.
@d.olivergutierrez8690 That's not really how they tend to do it. Asari are much more likely to take partners in the middle stage of their life, the Matron stage. Settling down in their Maiden years is very rare because they're still sowing their wild oats, and most Matriarchs tend to be busy with whatever career path they've chosen at that point. So yeah, Asari tend to take partners knowing fully well that in most cases they will outlive them (one asari on Illium with a Krogan partner actually points this out in contrast to her own situation, as unlike most matrons who start relationships with aliens, Charr is capable of sticking with her for her entire life, so it's a much greater commitment), and that it's just another cycle of their life. Thankfully, their kids are asari, so they don't have to fear outlasting them too.
I love the hero since he feels like normal reaction response to the elf
The fact that even ONE Elf woman has success in the bedroom fun department is incredible. Even more than that is when they get a husband and has kids with him. That’s a feat for the most rare of Elven women. Too bad she’ll never know what that’s like.
So by baalbuddy’s lore, halfelves are actually praised upon and rare.
Poor girl, she needs a hug.
Damn it man! It's her plan all along!
wow. Baalbuddy comics must have at least 8 half-elves at any given time, what a rarity! (consensually made of course, some elves....use different methods to speed up the process))
Well ragnar the bearless dwarf sure csn have many childs
It makes me laugh that after this whole OGL thing you changed the title of the series. Good work Love it
She needs a hug.
And a hero husband.
Is it just me or do the elves who succeed in a relationship rub salt in the wounds of those who failed? It feels like it but then again, they are elves and probably provoked a negative response by trying to steal someone's husband. It would be ironic if a successful elf wife had to defend her husband from all the women in her family.
I like to think that they don't need to do anything to taunt failed elves. The natural envy of their brethren does all the work for them.
No wonder pure blood elves are racist against the half-elves, they just jealous af
..when you put it like that it makes sense. they are living proof another elf got what they wanted, but probably don't have.
Elves are Immortal, and the Professor is brainy and Cute.
She literally has all her life to find a Husband.
(I'm right here, Lady! 💪👺 Booyah, Tengu FLEX!)
I love Baalbuddy’s work, their art style is so good
Imagine living longer than your child. That'd be pretty sad.
I love that the scientist is not considering the possibility that the half-elf is from an elf man and a human woman. She's just so fixated on her unicorn, her El Dorado, that she can't picture anything producing a half-elf other than a hunky human husband and an elf that's NOT HER.
The moment she sees an elf male and a human woman together, she would probably go about how humans take all their man away or something like that
this is like the wife of the failed crusader. The question is if all human-elf parings are the result of ptsd
Wow, first Elf with a wholesome family. (At least based on the thumbnail that is)
Wonder what type she is?
me too
The tradcon subrace, apparently.
Probably an omega elf variant. The only type of elf that CAN get laid.
Probably a mix of High and Dark Elf, ultimate elfcel bullied in her society
@@indrickboreale7381 is a different type of half elf
If Half Elves are take both from parents, i would guess, that they also take double the horniness of the mother cause of their shorter life span.
Since it's mostly the better traits, chances are that the extra horniness only applies to the guy they like/love
Well if the Half-Elves from Vox Machina are anything to go by, you're probably right. (That party had three half-elves all of them horny).
@@phillipribbink6903 I mean critical role and their critters are just horny shippers so I wouldn't use them as a good example lmao
@@CodeeXD Fair point.
:3 I remember suggesting such an idea of Half Elves in the series of elves sometime ago. turned out roughly how I thought it would too XD
I want two half elves produce a pure elf. It can happen
@@MissionSilo That would be great XD
@@michaeltalley2283 black American couples have produced white children due to recessive genes. Female and male had half of each trait. So when they had kids...
@@michaeltalley2283 it could be a very sad story about the child outliving the parents by time they're five. Well five by pure elf years and parents due to aging faster.
@@MissionSilo yeah it fits :-) had a elf in a campaign give birth to both a Half-Elf and a Half-Orc from their Half-Orc Father
I came to hear about different types of elves and got to witness a mental breakdown instead.
So who'll be the one to take one for the team?
(Spoiler, it's me.)
There really was just ONE guy who got Kaiji "KUYASHII" reference...
KUYASHII!
*Turns out the Scholar Elf just wants a family this whole time*
Professor elf calm down you need to be teaching.
Bane-of-Elves: "Why do Half-elves Exist? Because there can be no true despair without hope."
Everytime someone says KUYASHIIIII it makes me want to rewatch Kaiji again.
Dark elf: B*tch quit crying and use a seduction spell.
Succubus: Yeah really.
Yeah thats a high/wood elf + human pairing of a family would look like. Now lets see the rare dark elf/drow + human family. THAT would be interesting to see.
That would definitely be an interesting variation but that's called a half drow
They are almost universally hated by other drow if memory serves
Wow. Usually Half Elves are treated like they're the very bottom of Popo's Pecking Order
The ugly crying take me off guard 🤣, but for real I hope that she finds someone to be with, for her own happiness...
and mental health sake
Wait... the professor elf has short ears... is she a Half-elf?
Eh, maybe. Maybe.
Or she forgot to mention that there are some shorter-eared pure-blooded elves.
Dont think so, in the previous episode that shows the high elf on the flashback, she mentions wood elves when referring to scholar elf class
I think the most overlooked part of the human/elf thing is the notion of time, cause from the elves perspective they only dated their human lovers only a few months, before they died or become unsuited to be a love interest, I guess it can be really frustrating. So I can understand in some way why they never can get enough. And from the human's perspective with time the elf become less a love interest and more a parental figure...Bro, this is really messed up.
Think of it in a parent perspective, your half-elf kids are gonna stick around longer than your human fling, but eventually grow old and pass away, pretty much the life span of a dog/cat compared to a human. I guess you could have several grandkids though to keep you company.
Aye. This isn't just an elf thing. Elves, most monstergirls, loli-babas, or any of the other exceptionally long-lived/non-aging races (of which fantasy tends to have mountains of) have to live through this. For some it wouldn't be an issue, but it's torture for many. Hence why these races tend to not bother with the short-lived races- to them it's just not worth the time or potential heartbreak.
@@loli-knightxardej2252 and that's exactly why the only kind of elfs that are into human will be freaks like those. They just want to have fun without dealing with long term bulshit, they sure are some sort social weebs that have a lot of issues. They are litterally there for a good time not necessarily a long time. Plus they are almost certain they will out lives their kids plus human tend to treat their parents with kindness while elfs socity are mostly depicted like some sort of stricts cult where there are no hierarchy and everyone is one with nature...they are actualy people that decided to reject this perfect life-style for a crappy one like ours just to fool around without consequences...
in theory, this means successive generations of half-elves will then achieve a lifespan equal to that of a regular human.
I guess love is a mortal poison that pure elves dare to brave.
I think after the half elf has a kid with a human the resulting kid is basically a human.
Half-elves are like man-elfes or females dwarves...a myth.
Hang in there helpful Elfthropologist.
The realm would sooner collapse into the Void before another elf getting laid in BB's verse.
Well the mother elf will live longer and see the deaths of her human husband and half-elf daughter 🤔😅
The elves have an expression for when they're sexually frustrated, this worldbuilding has achieved a new level
Why wouldn't they
Don’t be like that: there’s always a chance for love. You just gotta find the right partner
I'm slowly becoming an Elf
since she pointed out the ears... what kind of elf is the professor. also, I dang girl... feeling sad right there. she was basically on a teaching rush and.. smashed into one of her great pains on the way.
Human dilf yesss I love that Baal makes nice bara men too
i'll go out with nerd elf girl because someone has to step up 😒
I think part of the fantasy of the Baalbuddy elf is that they would date you, because they're so desperate.
I'm still traumatised and turned on by the chaotic evil elf as is...
That's the most European sounding of the word Kuyashii I've ever heard
Baalbuddy better give that nerdy elf girl a hunky human husband or there's gonna be trouble 😠
Okay, but what happens when immortal elves outlive their husband and children.
me: looking at the title, PART 3, WHAT ABOUT PART 2
Hell Yeah!
Half Elves!
Best race in DnD!
Skills and Stats for days!
Gentlemen we have a mission to accomplish... I got a plan but it needs teamwork and coordination.
I'll need a Red-Tail Salamander, a scroll with the spell Cure Wounds, a love potion, and a sandwich.
I can understand everything else but what's the sandwich for
So they get human charisma and elf wisdom
Little did she know that the sad fact is: Half-Elves kinda are shunned by Elven society
That elf woman is not only going to out live her husbando, but also her child.... HOW TF IS THAT SOMETHING TO BE JEALOUS OF?!!?
Half-elves/Half-orcs are unheard of because Orcs, unlike Humans, would never stoop so low.
Baalbuddy made a comic about a modern elf woman marrying an orc male.
An elf wife that was actually not thirsty for once, and keeping it to two kids (with noticeable age gap).so far. Is Baalbuddy alright?
Fuckin' Pilk, it haunts me even now!
Don’t Worry You Got Me and All Other Types Of Elves that Can Be My Thicc Waifus ;)
Sadly, it was the other way around. Human female found sigma elf male, elven females getting laid has been unheard off for 3 centuries.
Isn't that exclamation a clear sign that the Isenkai-hero should put on his running shoes?
He showed her concern. He is already lost.
Pilk. Truly cursed.
My dnd half-elf, who is the son of a elf king and a human mother: 😐😶
Okay, the Elves not getting laid was funny in the beginning but now it's getting kind of sad.
Oh who am I kidding? The second that you show them sympathy they're gonna pounce on you.
00:49
Damn! This human male is built like an Ork male! :-O
Ugh, there goes the humanhood.
The solus guy's "kuyashi" sounded better
KUYASHI, she hates it! KUYASHI, she hates it!
She hates it!
I am starting to understand professor. It does not matter if your mother was a high elf, dark elf, or wood elf. In society's eyes, half elves are all clumped together in one category.
The only case where that doesn't apply are half drow
See she was doing good with the whole nerdy elf with glasses thing.
But the crying for no apparent reason ruined it.
Wow
I... Didn't expect that last part to go that way.
I felt that though. Staying single because you're waiting for the perfect combination "The One" will ultimately lead to this ending because there's no such thing as perfect in real life.
Still waiting for virginia to have her first w.
Elf-san wa Yaserarenai without plot looks good
I think I might have to settle for an elf bois
Hopefully, the isuki hero will feel sorry for her and let her join his party (hint, hint!).
no way pilk made it in here
every one knows half elves don't exist
it is theoretically possible but a man sleeping with an elf is almost impossible
Damn elves are getting thirsty again...someone throw another man bait quick!
Reeses Peanut Butter Cups = Pilk
Half elves is my favorite race so far my half elven bard/cleric is fun to play .but seem despised in both human and elven settlements . My next character im going to try is the half orc race see what i can make.
Half elves aren’t allowed anymore
❤FAMILY ❤
Pilk....
Probably the majority of half elvens have and elf father
Emotional damage
Well, it’s kinda creepy how she could look the same age as you, but be just as old, if not older, than your grandma. But hey, love is love. Imagine the experience tho… 😏
Poor little one
1:03 a true femcel
Fokin knoife ears
Poor elf girl, is just a bit too rush. By the way, i think half elf are the best tipe of elfs because have most of the good things from both races.
I just need to know which ones are good for battle...
Am i the only one who was expecting a Shota to be the father?
I like girls with glasses so idk maybe an elf could work out
Now I wonder - who is synchronizing this videos.
Is it a cousin, a girlfriend, someone from the street or a professional?