r/Prorevenge - Cheating EX Gets ARRESTED! Funny Reddit Posts

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2536

    This guy got his ex arrested. If you had the chance, would you get YOUR ex arrested?

    • @brianroberts7400
      @brianroberts7400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Most certainly yes

    • @ihrtdilfs302
      @ihrtdilfs302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      She broke my heart I'll break her life. So yeah I would.

    • @gbbbbvvbbvvvvvvvvvvvv
      @gbbbbvvbbvvvvvvvvvvvv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I’m a potato

    • @vixonhq3417
      @vixonhq3417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      No, I expect them to give me their money for emotional fees.

    • @leilaraenav
      @leilaraenav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      rSlash I don’t have an ex,but i have an ex-friend but I’d tottttttttallllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy get em in jail

  • @BestBES
    @BestBES 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4494

    "She brought someone else into our apartment to 'hug passionately,'"
    Your censoring is gold 😂

    • @heyimodd967
      @heyimodd967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @RaphiEitelberg
      @RaphiEitelberg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Literally my favourite RSlash censoring ever 😂😂🤣

    • @karlriley9154
      @karlriley9154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      *_hug addict_*

    • @billy9075
      @billy9075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      B “ don’t stick it in the crazy”

    • @davidcardillo7968
      @davidcardillo7968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      "I hope that Hot dog tasted nice"
      Fucking mint censorship

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    I love when foreign people say that they don't speak great English and yet type with better English than most internet users I come across.

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Because foreigners actually try to be comprehensible

    • @Stoudtminer
      @Stoudtminer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      My gf lives in the uae. I live in the USA. She speaks better than me just with an accent which I personally find adorable.

    • @karza3966
      @karza3966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      In my end cause I'm Finnish i write "good" English cause of we have to do and learn it in School and it's not our main language so we don't have eny accents and we don't know slang words.

    • @pokemaster1725
      @pokemaster1725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Google translate (not really, Duolingo doesn't play games)

    • @plansh0332
      @plansh0332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same with me, I don't know a lot of slang words in English, so I just type how I usually write

  • @redditsmoothie1934
    @redditsmoothie1934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    "We fire clients who treat us poorly"
    Boy, I wish that worked in retail

    • @UndecisiveAngel
      @UndecisiveAngel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And fast food 😭

    • @Gokaes
      @Gokaes 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      cant you just say
      youre not welcome pelase leave

    • @sakeramic223
      @sakeramic223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Gokaes they’d have to be abusive, but most people aren’t abusive to me because I’m a ‘savage’ manager or some shit since I take zero shit from anyone, according to my staff, but really I just place my staff above customers.

    • @kayleeburton1768
      @kayleeburton1768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My moms place does this but it's a heart hospital. They can fire their patients if they have reason

    • @familyaw2011
      @familyaw2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Gokaes huh?

  • @FallenOne87
    @FallenOne87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "Don't stick it in the crazy, and don't let the crazy stick it in you."
    Solid advice.

  • @naylofu697
    @naylofu697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    Lol, about the “Honey I changed your house” story, I was actually in the same apartment block. I was incredibly confused

    • @Killani1998
      @Killani1998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      a serio? conta a tua parte haha

    • @oliveynts9388
      @oliveynts9388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Naylofu! * doubtful but k

    • @Dr_Weirdoo
      @Dr_Weirdoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I would want to be there
      Just sayin

    • @polink7430
      @polink7430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      At the bottom of our heart, we are all doubting this statement

    • @anamggss
      @anamggss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I would've failed no nut November if I heard those sounds on a daily basis

  • @sirdead2734
    @sirdead2734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2478

    Daddy how babies are made
    By hugging passionately son

    • @snazzler
      @snazzler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      If that son hugs a girl will they have babies?
      ThAt Is ChIlD P@Rn I will SuE You For iT Butt if youuuu give me a 1000 dollars I may just make it a day of jail for sexual harrasment (#justkiddingacutally)

    • @isabellamaloles3354
      @isabellamaloles3354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Hugging leads to pregnancy

    • @mrham443
      @mrham443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      14:17 blur error

    • @kevinklas6419
      @kevinklas6419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmaoooo

    • @propppplay
      @propppplay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think he meant
      Son: Daddy, how are babies made?
      Dad: by hugging passionately, son.

  • @karlriley9154
    @karlriley9154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2240

    *Me* : _Does absolutely nothing_
    *rSlash* : _gives heart_
    _Everyone stands up and claps_

    • @alvarodebarrio7718
      @alvarodebarrio7718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      R/thathappened

    • @sigurdur1923
      @sigurdur1923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      R/thathappened

    • @unoriginalname1
      @unoriginalname1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Concerned Black Guy.

    • @zena4534
      @zena4534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @justadxm oh my God stop saying that it can be rude. Go to a different site if you wanna say stuff like this. This is youtube

    • @zena4534
      @zena4534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @justadxm omg stop I can report you for this...

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1137

    Oh no, baseball dads
    the only thing is worse is Karen vs your manager

    • @infernoblast7133
      @infernoblast7133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No karen vs Karen

    • @bw-leftturnracing7779
      @bw-leftturnracing7779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Betsy Mills The only good Karen in the world

    • @liamhersch
      @liamhersch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      BD is the reason Karen took the kids.

    • @NicholasJScott
      @NicholasJScott 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No Karen and Baseball Dad vs Your Manager

    • @StratosphereTHAI
      @StratosphereTHAI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Betsy Mills tell your mom she is too good :/
      My mom raise me right but tbh "i want to speak to the manager" is legit at that point. . . You can get food poisoned

  • @moneymapa6705
    @moneymapa6705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I love how he doesn't swear but still finds a way to make dirty jokes he said dont stick it in the crazy lol

  • @marbles3315
    @marbles3315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +994

    *Accidentally clicks on this video*
    *about to click on the other video*
    rSlash: -where OP gets revenge using Japanese porn
    Me: ...
    *Continues watching*

    • @CiaronCinnfhaelidh
      @CiaronCinnfhaelidh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      *moves mouse away from the skip button*

    • @BigSussyAmogusBalls
      @BigSussyAmogusBalls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Ciaron Cinnfhaelidh
      *moves mouse to download button than to loop button*

    • @wargamesmaster
      @wargamesmaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I wish I was the guy from this story, I know some sick Japanese porn (especially Hentai Animes) I would have loved to use to get payback from the assholes from this Portugal TV show.

    • @sistanofseljuks
      @sistanofseljuks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me: *Yes.*

    • @Alex-cd7jy
      @Alex-cd7jy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It had to be a Portuguese love it

  • @henriquebastos1875
    @henriquebastos1875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Nice attempt to say "Querido mudei a casa", it made my day.
    Seeing native English speakers trying to speak Portuguese is gold in my eyes.

    • @AnaPaula-rn9et
      @AnaPaula-rn9et 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      2H hey another brother here, yeah that was gold.

    • @rodrigodurao9078
      @rodrigodurao9078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was so good

    • @henriquebastos1875
      @henriquebastos1875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Me Me Big BoySame and that's the funny part, knowing how English speakers would say Portuguese words in English and studying the methods some use to attend to say the words, for example R/Slash said "casa" with a Spanish accent.

    • @anacpereira5
      @anacpereira5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was glorious xD but I'm glad he gave a try and tried to read it :'D

    • @henriquebastos1875
      @henriquebastos1875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@anacpereira5 Same here, besides fun only comes when something happens

  • @TheLatinaBabyGurl
    @TheLatinaBabyGurl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    "Don't stick it in the crazy, and don't let the crazy stick it in you either."
    😂😂😂😂
    Be careful who you hug passionately.

    • @WellBeSerious12
      @WellBeSerious12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If only everyone was required to wear a crazy meter.

    • @lolrofl9920
      @lolrofl9920 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      WellBeSerious12 👌

    • @steelrarebit7387
      @steelrarebit7387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bu...But... I'm a nice guy.

    • @LucianCorrvinus
      @LucianCorrvinus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, too late, and like Mother Monster says, ",I was born this way"....

    • @moneymapa6705
      @moneymapa6705 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @llavande
    @llavande 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    rSlash: forgets to censor "hot dog" 14:20
    TH-cam: DEMONETIZED

    • @sapphirefoxy3310
      @sapphirefoxy3310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The four ads will disagree with you

    • @commodoreplus4792
      @commodoreplus4792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DEMONITIZED DEMONITIZED DEMONITIZED says TH-cam

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sapphirefoxy3310 You don't understand how this works. The content is not suitable for advertisers, meaning you don't get any money. But TH-cam still puts ads on the video so that they can make money.

  • @BlasianBobbi215
    @BlasianBobbi215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    “Hug passionately...”
    Gonna text my husband that tonight, “hey babe, let’s hug passionately tonight”.

  • @totallynotmozziesaccount8506
    @totallynotmozziesaccount8506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    The Portuguese guy spoke better English than most Americans

    • @snatchadams69
      @snatchadams69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Pretty amazing since we never heard him speak..

    • @semicolon2599
      @semicolon2599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *wrote better English

    • @turtle2181
      @turtle2181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dang boi

    • @haniyab2237
      @haniyab2237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You would be surprised, we in portugal have english ever since 4 grade, we also have french obligatory(5 grade) and we can choose to have German or spanish (in 9 grade) if the school has the option, if not we have to stick with french and honestly I don't see I never learn french ( too hard) but english was always fine.

    • @haniyab2237
      @haniyab2237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have never learned*

  • @henryviii267
    @henryviii267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    “Sorry if my English isn’t that good”
    *proceeds to speak English better than I*

    • @ekvedrek
      @ekvedrek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But you own England

    • @ziffdodo2
      @ziffdodo2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      xdddd

    • @winterspectre
      @winterspectre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Judging by your name and pfp you're either a history nerd (me too) or a six fan

    • @henryviii267
      @henryviii267 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@winterspectre I don’t know what six is

    • @strangertoyou1065
      @strangertoyou1065 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@henryviii267 ur the bad guy let's just say that

  • @wratharkana7069
    @wratharkana7069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Don't stick It in the crazy, and don't let the crazy stick it in you"
    I will feckin live by these words.

  • @williamsmith666
    @williamsmith666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "My friend was furious."
    "My friend was FURIOUS.
    "My friend was *fUrIoUs!!!*"

  • @ivana.pancake
    @ivana.pancake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    "to hug pasionately" When you need that monetization real bad.

    • @kazekori9593
      @kazekori9593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everybody keeping the likes at 69 tho

    • @d.thieud.1056
      @d.thieud.1056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kazekori9593 nooo, dammit, it's ruined now
      I'll try do what I cant to fix it, sorry for the dislike yandere, it's for a greater cause
      Yt doesn't count likes anyway right?

    • @denos2561
      @denos2561 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like no. 100

  • @OPPAWONTMARRYYOU
    @OPPAWONTMARRYYOU 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    HUG PASSIONATELY im screaming

    • @buster_757
      @buster_757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *cough* *cough* family friendly am i right 😅😂👍👌👏

    • @joeychris3123
      @joeychris3123 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But how about that hot dog taste though

  • @talisman39
    @talisman39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Excuse me????
    Why didn't I hear any puppy bluppers!?!?!?
    If I wont get any puppy bluppers until the next video IM GONNA SUE YOU!!!!!!

    • @zoker501
      @zoker501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I NEED THEM. THEY ARE THE REASON I'M HERE! GIVE ME YOUR PUPPY BLUPPERS NOW, RSLASH!

    • @crazy4cats113
      @crazy4cats113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *bloopers

    • @ryanz.14monthsago35
      @ryanz.14monthsago35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@crazy4cats113 r/WOOOHSH

    • @Dr_Weirdoo
      @Dr_Weirdoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      YEAH AND RSLASH IS GONNA HAVE TO GIVE YOU HIS PUPPY AND HIS CHANNEL

    • @marxman8896
      @marxman8896 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      #metoo

  • @ninjabreadman1993r
    @ninjabreadman1993r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    "Don't let the crazy stick it in you."
    Rslash is into Pegging, confirmed.

    • @greenbarrel3886
      @greenbarrel3886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Men can be crazy too!

    • @PoisonedPocky
      @PoisonedPocky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Could also be a knife.

    • @FallenOne87
      @FallenOne87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or he's anti-stabbing.

    • @WellBeSerious12
      @WellBeSerious12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He meant it towards the audience (females and males), idiot.

    • @Paragon643
      @Paragon643 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WellBeSerious12 Like @ninjabreadman1993r doesn't know that XD. It's a joke lol

  • @ahumanperson4820
    @ahumanperson4820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    No one:
    rSlash: *LETS DO REVENGE STORIES WITH JAPANESE PORN!*
    Edit: I actually spit out my drink at the intro 😂😂😂

    • @_Smithy
      @_Smithy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm a weeb so that made me laugh more than others

    • @markcrawford5810
      @markcrawford5810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Use the words "no one" before the said the thing, isn't he so quirky.

    • @deadman360xx6
      @deadman360xx6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@markcrawford5810 I had a stroke trying to read this. Ever heard of punctuation?

  • @zane9464
    @zane9464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    No one:
    Rslash when he hears about a video in a reddit post: “ *I’ll take your entire stock!*•

  • @zamis769
    @zamis769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "to hug passionately" lmaoooo
    your censoring is by far the best thing in these videos

  • @OrionoftheStar
    @OrionoftheStar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It seems like half the time the cheating ex fools around, it's with someone who has no idea what's going on and is absolutely horrified to find out the ex was already with someone.
    And for some reason, said ex is always surprised by this.

  • @flamingkatana6749
    @flamingkatana6749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Op has entered the chat
    Op:sooooooo about that money and audio clip

  • @mrn234
    @mrn234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That "Dont stick it in the crazy" a friend learned that the hard way too :D Never get in a relationship with a person that is cutting herself and is a control freak.

  • @CluelessBlueTTV
    @CluelessBlueTTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "UNHAND ME OFFICER I WAS ONLY PASSIONATELY HUGGING THOSE KIDS!"

    • @MozzDef
      @MozzDef 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Bill Cosby salutes you****

    • @CluelessBlueTTV
      @CluelessBlueTTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MozzDef in case you're wondering no I'm not a pedo

    • @Fire-ed9zc
      @Fire-ed9zc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CluelessBlueTTV Gøød I was like øh shit

    • @sleepyhead1707
      @sleepyhead1707 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why are yøu døing this tø all øf yøur 'ø's

    • @Fire-ed9zc
      @Fire-ed9zc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sleepyhead1707 Because why the fuck nøt?

  • @Joe-g2b7u
    @Joe-g2b7u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Rslash: why do you all have to correct me when I misspronounce something?
    Also Rslash: 5:32

  • @n0_s1eep23
    @n0_s1eep23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Hentai isn't just an art now, it's a weapon

    • @milky9602
      @milky9602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arandomspacemarine91 bruh what the fûçķ

    • @IWasaTeenageTeenWolf
      @IWasaTeenageTeenWolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's a random Space Marine. It happens more times than you'd think in the Imperium of Man.

  • @charliesoulfire2140
    @charliesoulfire2140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Audio recordings: *exist*
    Rslash: "It's free real estate"

  • @2011swordman
    @2011swordman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Listening to the story about the cheating ex... was by far the best story for me on this channel. Within the last year, my ex cheated on me with someone I thought was a bro(who was engaged to her BEST FRIEND). Just getting to hear someone got such good revenge on such a horrible person fills me with joy. The best I got was by the end of the relationship most of her friends had shown their true colors and been deleted, blocked, etc. Her friends when she did this were all my friends and family that immediately cut contact with her. So now she has no one but her parents, who are very toxic people, the ex bro, and after its been 8 months since then, the child conceived that gave her away.

  • @EE-fz4ss
    @EE-fz4ss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Mom walks in room:What are you doing!!? Me:hugging passionately

  • @BLCH_S_BD
    @BLCH_S_BD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Clicked the notification so fast I should be getting your channel

    • @BLCH_S_BD
      @BLCH_S_BD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      21 likes and didnt even like my own comment

    • @cacam54
      @cacam54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BLCH_S_BD that's how you know your loved

    • @nemesiopulmones3975
      @nemesiopulmones3975 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No I clicked it faster

    • @liamhersch
      @liamhersch 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nemesiopulmones3975 no me

    • @TKUA11
      @TKUA11 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Wonders wow you have a sad life

  • @wilsthelimit
    @wilsthelimit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:04
    “it’s called Hentai, and it’s art”
    -Stanley -The Office

  • @X3H3X
    @X3H3X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I find it hilarious that RSlash doesn't say swears but he has no problem using the word "piss"

    • @ElectroNeutrino
      @ElectroNeutrino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He self-censors because he's been having issues with demonetization of his videos. I guess he just misses a couple words.

  • @Icalasari
    @Icalasari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Welcome to rslash Pro Revenge where OP gets revenge using Japanese porn"
    Later:
    "Hug Passionately"
    Never change, rslash, never change

  • @kobaltblueknight
    @kobaltblueknight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was laughing out loud at the part with Baseball Dad. Serves him right. People like that have no place in civilized society.

  • @nutshot_brawler8466
    @nutshot_brawler8466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    rSlash:where op gets revenge with japanese porn
    TH-cam:He mentioned porn DEMONITIZED

    • @Pythonian7
      @Pythonian7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NutshotBrawler Stanley from The Office: *Its hentai and it’s art!*

    • @sqwertt8605
      @sqwertt8605 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s not porn it’s art

    • @johanpettersson8039
      @johanpettersson8039 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was caught off guard by this, and went back to listen to it 3 times before I realized that he actually said that

  • @jellybeanjilly6873
    @jellybeanjilly6873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    You're my favorite Reddit youtuber because have the best Reddittuber voice in my opinion. Keep up the hard work!
    Eddit : holy smokes, thanks for the likes!
    Eddit 2: im not stupid I know its edit.

    • @tk7518
      @tk7518 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have a very good taste for voices😐

    • @Maka-vn2ih
      @Maka-vn2ih 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ehh,its a tie between Him,voicey and cuestar for me.

    • @FluffyNebula
      @FluffyNebula 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      rSlash and Giofilms are my personal favourites.

    • @Rae_The_Drolf
      @Rae_The_Drolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FluffyNebula I love Giofilms!

    • @dylanfitzgerald3212
      @dylanfitzgerald3212 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The majority of Reddit youtubers use the same robotic text to speech program which is why rslash is my favorite

  • @TheSevenCircle
    @TheSevenCircle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    From a Portuguese viewer. You handled the word the Azores pretty good but I think there is room from improvement and nicely done with "Querido mudei a casa" you made my day xD
    also PORTUGAL CARALHO!!

  • @bexa7942
    @bexa7942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "*to hug passionately*"
    I'm dying

  • @mortisvult2658
    @mortisvult2658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The hentai story. I just imagined OP drinking out of the most expensive tea cup while hentai plays at full blast in the background.

    • @funnymeme1847
      @funnymeme1847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Imagine being one of the neighbors. They’re trying to mind their own business, being happy that there’s a somewhat well known show being recorded, and all of a sudden, they hear a loli getting anal from 20 different guys.

  • @dampfrog671
    @dampfrog671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Top 10 Anime Battles
    Number 10: Baseball Dad VS Karen

    • @brezily9790
      @brezily9790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would like to see it

    • @retrogamer7543
      @retrogamer7543 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How to destroy the universe

    • @gunk6774
      @gunk6774 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which one?

    • @Arjun-sr1lc
      @Arjun-sr1lc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is Ur profile pic from call me kevin?

    • @dampfrog671
      @dampfrog671 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dante h me?

  • @StrimClocks
    @StrimClocks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Saw that this video had ads; yay, he's monetized.
    The ads kept coming; oh crap, what has he done?!?

    • @metalmike3780
      @metalmike3780 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ad bots!!!

    • @Jojojoeyx3
      @Jojojoeyx3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well ads help him so I’m alright with them

  • @sakurapossom8981
    @sakurapossom8981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    OP: *mentions audio*
    rSlash: The audio. Hand it over

  • @GeneralKenobiSIYE
    @GeneralKenobiSIYE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Hug passionatly" hahahaha! He should have to told her she could passionately hug herself.

  • @rem45acp
    @rem45acp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I once dated a woman who shared a lot in common with the woman in the last story of this video. We dated long distance for a year. The relationship was going wonderful. She was able to find a new job and her own apartment in my home town to bring us closer together. She had to start her new job at a certain time of the year (she's a school teacher). So I was going to move in to her apartment when my lease expired. In the first month after her move, the relationship went south. Like New England to Florida south. She blamed me for moving, me for giving up her job. She had always compared me to her father and said I should climb the corporate ladder and be exactly like her daddy. (this was a long time thing that pissed me off - I love my job, and do not ever want to be a manager). One night, she was trying to set up her new modem. I am a software engineer and could do this with my eyes closed but instead she called her father for help, who lives 4 hours north. I was texting her all night and trying to call her, unable to reach her, thinking that she had been hurt in a car accident or something. Finally she answered at 8pm, asking me to come over at setup her modem. I couldn't as I had just put a casserole in the oven, and needed to get to bed early for a meeting at 7 the next morning. But said I would come over first thing tomorrow after work. She then blamed me for not helping her and called me unreliable. She said I had ruined her life because she chose to move down to start a journey together. I am so grateful I got out that. She was the one to back out of the relationship, but I would have initiated the breakup if she hadn't.
    Ladies, don't ever try to setup your boyfriend for failure just because of your own failure. Don't ever try to find your dad in your boyfriend, that's gross. Every man is his own and you can find qualities of your dad you like in your man but you can't expect him to BE your dad and treat you like a daughter.

  • @leahprofitt4978
    @leahprofitt4978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Since I immediately clicked on this video, I'm entitled to get your channel now.

    • @vapurubiscure5306
      @vapurubiscure5306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why you, hm you should give to my precious bobby he deserves more than you

    • @raziamaola8439
      @raziamaola8439 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i was here first, when i came it said no views, i should get his channel

    • @raziamaola8439
      @raziamaola8439 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      you don't deserve anything, not you wild hope sparkles, or you, nacho. Your son bobby's opinion doesn't matter

    • @vapurubiscure5306
      @vapurubiscure5306 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raziamaola8439 but booby is a special child he's better than you. you know you should also give him your car house and you're wallet you can get more of those and you clearly don't need them

    • @kassak3015
      @kassak3015 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You guy clearly too old to have his channel
      I deserve it more than you

  • @wrry_official7968
    @wrry_official7968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Notification:cheating ex gets arrested
    Me:😱 *click*

    • @infernoblast7133
      @infernoblast7133 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @raziamaola8439
      @raziamaola8439 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i was first

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      adultery should be illegal and punishable by stoning to death

    • @mashpotatoxx8139
      @mashpotatoxx8139 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cringe

    • @WellBeSerious12
      @WellBeSerious12 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@khorps4756
      Cheating is shit, but I'm assuming you only follow the advice of the bible. Where many fucked up "advices" are.

  • @jbgamer6996
    @jbgamer6996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Pewdiepie: so what's no 8am to 6pm crime sign
    Op: let me explain

  • @BrokenAngel2480
    @BrokenAngel2480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Dont stick it in the crazy and dont let the crazy stick it in you"!! I'm dying!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamieodonnell8344
    @jamieodonnell8344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I could imagine BD's wife saying "So, calling other women "sweetheart" eh? Let's see how much of a "sweetheart" I can be when I divorce you and take custody of everything you own?"

  • @nono-wo2yu
    @nono-wo2yu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    11:41
    But this.. Does put a smile on my face.

  • @cherrypop8921
    @cherrypop8921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Hug Passionately"
    Yup. Using that forever.

  • @cathal8835
    @cathal8835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *Person*: has audio for evidence
    *rSlash*: Money

  • @Krashwire
    @Krashwire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Don't stick it in the crazy" Never before has better advice been given! Love the show man. Keep it up.

  • @rylanlarson2611
    @rylanlarson2611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hugging passionately was freakin funny 😂😂😂

  • @celestailshock4693
    @celestailshock4693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    rslash says demonitised word in first 10 seconds
    youtube: (whistles)

  • @f4tal3ror98
    @f4tal3ror98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    R/: I’d love to see the tapes
    Op: oh yeah here yeah go
    *TH-cam has entered the chat*
    TH-cam: OH HELL NAW
    TH-cam: demonetized

  • @callumrae5769
    @callumrae5769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nobody :
    Rslash: WeLcOmE To RaLaSh PrO-ReVeNgE WhErE Op GeTs ReVeNgE UsInG JaPaNeSe PoRn

  • @bochielive
    @bochielive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey @rSlash Thanks for reviewing my Story
    Your Portuguese is spot on !
    Glad you enjoyed the story

    • @TheWizardMus
      @TheWizardMus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You sir, are fantastic and are a role model for all. Out of curiosity, what are the actual family/people who live in the apartment like?

    • @bochielive
      @bochielive 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheWizardMus I have no idea who lives up there, I think It never had people

  • @sage5296
    @sage5296 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    With how hellish a language english is in terms of grammar and inconsistencies, it’s amazing how so many people with english as a second (or more) language speak it as well or better than natives lol

  • @longbone2652
    @longbone2652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Me: Hears intro
    Also Me: That’s some nice demonitization ya got there

  • @tce_falseghost0158
    @tce_falseghost0158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Bro I was subbed since 232k and your at 700k+
    You grew fast

  • @Dr_Weirdoo
    @Dr_Weirdoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Azores guy story:
    When i turn on the light
    Me: OH HELL NAW

  • @addisonnhope
    @addisonnhope 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    *comments 5 hours late*
    **still gets heart from r/slash**
    *suprised pikachu face*

  • @kanyegaming5296
    @kanyegaming5296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Hug passionally” im hugging passionately dying

  • @heheheyup6573
    @heheheyup6573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Hah I would if I had an ex. Mine is underground with a knife in her chest.

  • @BigBoyWebb
    @BigBoyWebb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Woooo another rslash upload!!! GLAD I GOT THE NOTIFICATION!!

    • @BLCH_S_BD
      @BLCH_S_BD 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael Webb Glad I was here first, but we all glad we got the notify! XD

    • @BigBoyWebb
      @BigBoyWebb 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk bro we had to of been here at the same time! Mine said posted 8 seconds ago when I loaded it 😂
      Either way...I GOT HEARTED!! IM NOT WORTHY!!!!! 😁🤣🙌

    • @BLCH_S_BD
      @BLCH_S_BD 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael Webb JUST NOTICED WE BOTH GOT HEARTED XD

  • @E-name
    @E-name 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I will pay so much money to hear the audio of baseball dad!

  • @Adam-us1xh
    @Adam-us1xh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You crack me up with the words you use for curse words. You've got good enthusiasm in your readings, you keep it interesting. Keep up the good work!!

  • @gentlegiant6585
    @gentlegiant6585 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏oh man was that "Don't stick it in crazy " one good 👍😎!

  • @battlebotnate3147
    @battlebotnate3147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Just was waiting for a prorevenge video from you

  • @kkhayman
    @kkhayman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Guy:Trash talks to you
    (Bring in recorder of everything he says)
    You:Reveals that you have done this to him.
    Him:NO PLEASE DONT
    you:To late

  • @bloodwolf5986
    @bloodwolf5986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    whenever rSlash says that was r/something I keep hoping for and this is r/puppybloopers

  • @neecybear59
    @neecybear59 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    No one:
    OP: I have video and audio
    RSlash: I got cash!

  • @tibbsandbadger
    @tibbsandbadger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i’m dying i choked at “hug passionately” and i will definitely be suing arse slash 😂😂😂

  • @josebenardi1554
    @josebenardi1554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As a native Portuguese speaker the pronunciation of "Querido Mudei a Casa" hurt my soul a little bit.
    No offense meant, great video by the way.

    • @pedropalito7117
      @pedropalito7117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But the Azores was passable though ;)

  • @mr_resource5099
    @mr_resource5099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    After vid:
    Ad revenue: SLAM THE HAMMER REEEEEEEEEEEEE
    TH-cam: hold it, there's no cursing
    Ad revenue:Just do it!
    TH-cam:nope
    Viewers:*starts clapping, more clapping, every stands up and cheers immensely*
    Rslash:Thank god

  • @happyfowl_8376
    @happyfowl_8376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You replaced F* with "hug passionately" lol

  • @bryanmartins2559
    @bryanmartins2559 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Having Rslash try to speak Portuguese was the cutest thing ever. He massacred it, but it was still adorable. Adorable Puppers forgives you Rslash

  • @wyattbranscome5483
    @wyattbranscome5483 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Passionately hug😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 BEST COVER UP YET

  • @lavender_happiness4052
    @lavender_happiness4052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Oh my God!!! Portugal representation!! I'm so happy!!

    • @hotaruishere2133
      @hotaruishere2133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wish there was more Portuguese representation out there!! it's such a mysterious place, and I want to know more about it so bad!!

    • @anonymouseevee5307
      @anonymouseevee5307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here!

    • @danielatietzen4901
      @danielatietzen4901 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finaly!!!

  • @emokitten4ever
    @emokitten4ever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    It's pronounced Ay-zorz.

    • @MrFlashpoint1978
      @MrFlashpoint1978 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I always thought it was ah-ZORZ. (Caps for emphasis/stress, not sarcasm :) )

    • @emokitten4ever
      @emokitten4ever 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrFlashpoint1978 that's how I was taught to say it and I was born there

    • @MrFlashpoint1978
      @MrFlashpoint1978 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then I stand corrected! Thanks for the correct pronunciation! :)

  • @TheOtherGuys2
    @TheOtherGuys2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It is pronounced "A-zorz". :) A as in pay, zores as in snores.

    • @NyscanRohid
      @NyscanRohid 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      In Portuguese? I don't think so.

    • @TheOtherGuys2
      @TheOtherGuys2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NyscanRohid That's how I've always heard it. But I could be wrong.

    • @1mobro309
      @1mobro309 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The otherguys2 is right. I lived there for 4 years.

    • @julibeanbag
      @julibeanbag 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      In portuguese it's with soft c, so Açores

  • @DavidFMayerPhD
    @DavidFMayerPhD 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    In the last story, kudos to the guy for accepting the slap in the face WITHOUT hitting her back. If he HAD hit her, he would have gone to jail. Letting the police handle it was brilliant.

  • @thegirlofstories9584
    @thegirlofstories9584 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:04 “hug passionately” 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheBlueBread
    @TheBlueBread 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Video: 15 minutes ago
    1.4K views
    Can I buy your channel?

    • @ThatKidWolfy
      @ThatKidWolfy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tamir Othman I exist so I should get his channel

    • @noticedruid4985
      @noticedruid4985 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Um like i think my channel deserves to buy you instead of you. Like buying my channel.

  • @minebot7
    @minebot7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Smashed that like and bell icon so hard I have to buy a new monitor XD

  • @animationxp1853
    @animationxp1853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    No r/puppybloopers? Awww....

  • @Hunter-de4vg
    @Hunter-de4vg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Dont stick it in crazy"
    Youve obviously never stuck it in crazy before, its damn good somit hard tomwalk away from 😂😂

  • @udaydatar3512
    @udaydatar3512 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "hug passionately" and "don't stick it in the crazy". I subbed instantly

  • @jac4187
    @jac4187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    saw the notification and immediately clicked. First Comment! love your Vids r/

    • @BLCH_S_BD
      @BLCH_S_BD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jack attack you r not the first, test me speed and you eat the dust >:D

    • @jac4187
      @jac4187 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BLCH_S_BD i thought i was the first bec i saw no other comments but i will beat u 1 day

  • @betatrivus
    @betatrivus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Idea: Every 10th video, you use full-on swearing. No censors. You will only get a few videos demonetized, and it may attract more viewers. Full dirty commentary ;)

  • @sarahmjohnson7087
    @sarahmjohnson7087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love these!!! Thank you kind sir. Keep going.

  • @wbarbosa0
    @wbarbosa0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    As Brazilian, in 2000 I helped a fellow C programming student from somewhere in Indiana on mIRC and then ICQ and at end of the conversation ask him "How about my written English?" with the response: "Actually you writing better than mine. I thought you were English till you say you ain't."

  • @aden_6253
    @aden_6253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OP : I don't speak English well
    also OP : *writes words straight outta dictionary