r/Prorevenge "I CHEATED & STOLE FROM YOU!" "OK, Enjoy Prison" Funny Reddit Posts

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3962

    I published an r/askreddit video and then had to delete it after like 30 seconds. It didn't upload correctly for some reason and the video was glitchy.
    I took it down so I can figure out how to fix it. I'll probably re-publish it tomorrow or the day after.
    Luckily, I made a backup video!

    • @allela9253
      @allela9253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      K

    • @allela9253
      @allela9253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      bye

    • @stinkypoopalbee9488
      @stinkypoopalbee9488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s alright bro

    • @hyperj1841
      @hyperj1841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was wandering what happened

    • @dimiuwu
      @dimiuwu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It happens just happy u had a backup availabel

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4545

    Hats off to the siblings that fought for their dad. Blood doesn't mean a thing when it's tainted. Care for those that care for you!

    • @shipey188
      @shipey188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      its possible that this is a r/thathappened

    • @kingstaze9696
      @kingstaze9696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I was incredibly proud about this.

    • @drewwagner5227
      @drewwagner5227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Absolutely, bitches like that aunt ain’t shit compared to a bond that strong.

    • @Oskanwhitchfather
      @Oskanwhitchfather 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb."
      In other words, it's the relationships you _choose_ that matter, not the ones forced on you by blood relations.

    • @adcgdsin9320
      @adcgdsin9320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shipey you got any proof for that? No? Thought so.

  • @Mr0901
    @Mr0901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4595

    Gotta love the car guy for making references and diagrams XD

    • @neilprice513
      @neilprice513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      My dad was reading the post over my shoulder as he passed and laughed himself silly when he saw the diagram of the revenge. I had to back the video up so he could read the whole thing and he still laughed himself silly at the end ;op

    • @leirawhitehart1236
      @leirawhitehart1236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I think it's even funnier that in the second one, they labeled the guy's car as "the star of this ballet".
      It'd be funny to imagine his car in a tutu dancing around gracefully until it got wedged in the corner.

    • @elizabethsanchez7939
      @elizabethsanchez7939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A Potato I saw a pic of the car on Azzyland

    • @elizabethsanchez7939
      @elizabethsanchez7939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was a white car that’s all I remember

    • @garretdotson7631
      @garretdotson7631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr

  • @imbehindyourcouch2063
    @imbehindyourcouch2063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1245

    The cancer thing where they abused the dad literally made my cry

    • @userhbiron1806
      @userhbiron1806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Its prolly not true tbh

    • @yungdrywallsp
      @yungdrywallsp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@userhbiron1806 still a good story

    • @naughtyninja9398
      @naughtyninja9398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thats the kind of shit no one likes to see. its just fucked up.

    • @Notyourman136
      @Notyourman136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @beelz1042
      @beelz1042 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

  • @nooseywoosey3612
    @nooseywoosey3612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1513

    A scamming "girlfriend" named Talia.
    Her "boyfriend" has been called Jason
    The guy's bestfriend has the alias Clark
    Someone is a DC comics fan.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Detective comics comics? What did you think DC stands for.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bendikok6619 :'D now you're just projecting mate.

    • @redhood8141
      @redhood8141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol ikr! I should know

    • @itcouldevenbeme8255
      @itcouldevenbeme8255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bendikok6619 it takes one to know one

    • @janny5390
      @janny5390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@theblackbaron4119 i mean even the official website is dccomics.com

  • @betoexpress1385
    @betoexpress1385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5337

    I'm a
    ○ man
    ○ woman
    ● spoiled brat
    Looking for
    ○ Netflix and chill
    ○ Something serious
    ● rSlash's channel

    • @lumin9572
      @lumin9572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol

    • @betoexpress1385
      @betoexpress1385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Bicc OG will I get paid to shame myself tho

    • @t_hanos21
      @t_hanos21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Adrian your name is offensive

    • @betoexpress1385
      @betoexpress1385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@t_hanos21 *Yes.*

    • @daredragon7493
      @daredragon7493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@betoexpress1385 give me ur robux my dad owns Microsoft

  • @mikewazowski609
    @mikewazowski609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2566

    I am
    ⚫️straight
    ⚫️bisexual
    ⚫️lesbian
    ⚫️gay
    ⚫️other
    🔘thinking about how plastic is made out of dead and organic matter, which includes dead plants and animals, and the possibility on how my plastic dinosaur could be made out of a real dinosaur

    • @mrsexy5680
      @mrsexy5680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Oh shit

    • @buddycatdudeguy7169
      @buddycatdudeguy7169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      *Existential crisis noises*

    • @reginarainer9740
      @reginarainer9740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Just pair it with the absolute certainity that every time you drink water/ go swimming/ etc 100% has dinosaur pee in it.

    • @mikewazowski609
      @mikewazowski609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      upgradedcannonfodder WAIT MY BODY IS MADE OUT OF AROUND 70% WATER WHICH MEANS THAT I AM MADE OUT OF DINOSAUR PEE WTF

    • @NekoSoren
      @NekoSoren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      So the people who use dildos are actually fucking dinosaurs...

  • @Alverant
    @Alverant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    That last one, he was the victim of a crime and got justice. Implying that it's going too far is crazy.

    • @trampflips101
      @trampflips101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Yeah, people be acting like making others accountable for their crimes is mean or something lmao (and some people are actually shocked when they realise they're going to be held accountable for what they've done haha)

    • @roblaquiere8220
      @roblaquiere8220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yeah, it's not the victim getting revenge, but justice. Talia sent herself to prison.

    • @Crowson-Gaming
      @Crowson-Gaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well lets be for real Rslash is a good narrator, just not a smart one.

    • @michaelmartin9022
      @michaelmartin9022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@fartsniffa8043 Her boyfriend was in jail too, now they can be together!

    • @MaxedEntropy
      @MaxedEntropy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@fartsniffa8043 10 years is half of your life? that sounds absurd to me

  • @sarahfromtheneverland9001
    @sarahfromtheneverland9001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    I love the dad. He is so strong and loving. And the kids are so freaking awesome. I love it .

    • @grunt2926
      @grunt2926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Biblically EPIC

    • @faizalf119
      @faizalf119 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder what country they're from. Philippines or Ukraine or Egypt.

    • @jimbotheassclown
      @jimbotheassclown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It was a fake story it reads like a 12 year olds fantasy or a bad bollywood soap opera.

    • @pancakegeorge
      @pancakegeorge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was probably fake

    • @blackhand8299
      @blackhand8299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@faizalf119 it would be a stretch if it was Philippines, the Mayor wouldn't do something like that, the Mayor would have helped the snobby rich A-holes😂

  • @jrepra
    @jrepra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    Story 2:
    "If everything you've built up can be destroyed by the truth, it deserves to be destroyed by the truth."

    • @shinyhunterCF
      @shinyhunterCF 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who is op

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Reminds me of the story where OP shut down the primary business in a town (the business where 50% of the population was employed, and the rest were employed at places that supported the factory). They had abused him all his childhood (students and teachers). So he shut down the factory for many reasons that were true, and resulted in the “destruction” of the town (it’s economy died, and many (guilty) lives were destroyed).

    • @kolyawe2
      @kolyawe2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@wta1518 I remember that one
      It was incredible how he just casually destroyed that city

    • @verimetagala
      @verimetagala 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@shinyhunterCF original poster

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kolyawe2 can I get a link to the video? Or story if there isn't a vid?

  • @GeneticAlgorithm
    @GeneticAlgorithm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Girl on first week: "I need some money"
    Me: "This relationship is officially terminated".

  • @TheShadowless
    @TheShadowless 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1936

    Only OG’s remember the video that got taken down in less than a minute

  • @josephstalin9726
    @josephstalin9726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    As a wise man once said: “Family is not who you come from, but from who you love most.”

    • @reesmurdock8317
      @reesmurdock8317 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Despite you being communisty

    • @Anagh1701
      @Anagh1701 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ironic. You insulted your son when he couldn't even kill himself.

    • @raul-aurelianserban8295
      @raul-aurelianserban8295 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@Anagh1701buddy I don't wanna sadden you
      But he isn't the real Joseph Stalin

  • @colbyh258
    @colbyh258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1272

    Any youtuber: Frick
    TH-cam: *HIPPITY HOPPITY GET OFF OF MY PROPERTY*

    • @MrBigPauly1
      @MrBigPauly1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Or rather: Hippity Hoppity, this is now my property XD

    • @dogbork1021
      @dogbork1021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hippity hoopity get off my money

    • @rascallyrabbit717
      @rascallyrabbit717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that's what I keep tellin them thou

    • @dogbork1021
      @dogbork1021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bork

    • @Astralopithicus
      @Astralopithicus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Vanossgaming : fuck
      TH-cam : I sleep
      Austin from game theory : fuck
      TH-cam : *_Demonetized_*

  • @kahlizzle7643
    @kahlizzle7643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    The story where they got revenge on their evil aunt and grandmother was so amazing, it’s like something out of a fairytale... the villain shamed and discarded, the heroes ride off into the sunset... PERFECT!!! 👏 👏 👏

    • @billdavis7577
      @billdavis7577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Precisely why it sounded made up to me. Sounds like a subplot from a film.

    • @aninditachandrakirana7896
      @aninditachandrakirana7896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Couldn't agree more. I wonder if those people mention in the reddit post watch this... 🤔🤔🤔

    • @jazzykibble3213
      @jazzykibble3213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@billdavis7577 whether it's made up or not, it's still extremely satisfying xD

    • @EnimaMoe
      @EnimaMoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@billdavis7577 Idk man, it sounds like something you'd find on thathappened but i've met people like his family before and usually the people they are acquainted with are really shallow people that will leave you at the first humiliation, having your family bash you like that in public is reason enough to swat you like a fly from their lives.

    • @Notarobot562
      @Notarobot562 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wish it turned out that the grandfather had left a trust for them. :/

  • @zackattack0425
    @zackattack0425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1036

    Stupid Aunt: "Come and hang out with the most important people in the city, and join us in trashing your beloved dad. I can't see how this can backfire.
    Nephew: "Actually... ',: )"

  • @BladeCrossEXE
    @BladeCrossEXE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    Talia is the evil girlfriend, Clark is the best friend, and Jason is in prison?
    Batman's back at it with the Reddit posts again, boys!

    • @WexMajor82
      @WexMajor82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Glad not to be the only one who caught on that.

    • @natanoj16
      @natanoj16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They can join Ivy and Bane ^^

    • @benthekingofking
      @benthekingofking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I love how people on reddit use DC's name, especially batman, to tell stories

    • @jazzykibble3213
      @jazzykibble3213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@benthekingofking what better vigilante of justice to use haha. Batman embodies pro revenge

    • @isaacdenley1922
      @isaacdenley1922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My nemesis let's call him the joker found another superhero

  • @smoloms
    @smoloms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    LMAO that second one. I'm actually dying. Rich people going down like that is funny.

    • @malsawmzela609
      @malsawmzela609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it's fake.

    • @adcgdsin9320
      @adcgdsin9320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@malsawmzela609 and how do you know?

    • @malsawmzela609
      @malsawmzela609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@adcgdsin9320 How do you not know?

    • @adcgdsin9320
      @adcgdsin9320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@malsawmzela609 Answer the question. Then I'll answer yours.

    • @malsawmzela609
      @malsawmzela609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@adcgdsin9320 It's a plot straight out from a movie. Literally to the last detail. Go watch it again and use your brain a little and you'll understand.

  • @skrimpboy9639
    @skrimpboy9639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1566

    i am legally required to say ”Good Video” -Bot 10352

    • @allela9253
      @allela9253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      you are legally trying to get likes
      -Human 6 218 318 016

    • @maroowahoo
      @maroowahoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I am legally required to "like your comment"
      -bot #131

    • @pigon1649
      @pigon1649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@allela9253 How?

    • @deadlygaming5522
      @deadlygaming5522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I am legally required to ask "what is r/?"
      -Alien 543 642

    • @corriarchuletta746
      @corriarchuletta746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Is this the bot meeting?
      #bot510036

  • @rucca2008
    @rucca2008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Those mans sons are soooo beautiful and I know their mother is laughing in heaven you reap what you sew!

    • @unlimitedkuudere2381
      @unlimitedkuudere2381 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tracie Sanchez yep

    • @reesmurdock8317
      @reesmurdock8317 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is I'm is no ok'd em by us an my to if no.

    • @bellegxrde
      @bellegxrde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rees Murdock r/ihadastroke

    • @samirbelica2358
      @samirbelica2358 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you reap what you sow. yep.

    • @badandy102
      @badandy102 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope he gave them a huge hug after hearing about how they stood up for him and knocking the "Family" down a few pegs

  • @caramel2568
    @caramel2568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Damn, her grandma really lived up to the “I’d rather die than go to prison” skit.
    And tbh, I feel like the grandma was the only one with the most chances of getting out of this. I mean I can just imagine her pulling all sorts of “sick old lady” tactics to get out of this.

  • @iforgor2355
    @iforgor2355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    Rslash: remove curse word
    TH-cam: outstanding move but that illegal

    • @ashuradarklighter4822
      @ashuradarklighter4822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You : ** mixes two memes together**
      Me : **surprised Pikachu meme**

    • @flyingfish3439
      @flyingfish3439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ashuradarklighter4822 Yes but actually no. Three in reality, just to amaze you even more.

    • @iforgor2355
      @iforgor2355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We have gone beyond the universe

    • @TechnicallyRenz
      @TechnicallyRenz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Outstanding move but beyond illegal

    • @bruh.1770
      @bruh.1770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      T H A T ' S

  • @warbacca1017
    @warbacca1017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    It's never good for the other person if you speak to the legal department of a company, concerning that person, and the department is "very interested."

    • @Mayhzon
      @Mayhzon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      'Bank of America' has liked your comment.

    • @Bluefur-eg9gd
      @Bluefur-eg9gd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Increases interest rate.

  • @spermchef2731
    @spermchef2731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    *sees mean relatives get owned*
    Ahh, perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

    • @johnnalocricchio3633
      @johnnalocricchio3633 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh hunny God dont like ugly no wonder your birth family refuses you its sad clearly your out of your mind youve been non stop publicly bashi g ypur ex fam n its hurtful.you got everything you wanted i didnt even fight you i apologize n wish you all the happinrss n from ypur screenshots ive been seeing for a year it wont be long till you can do a better job. If tberes something you need im sure all my fans will run with a quickness n deliver . Oh jusr not paul or robin

    • @johnnalocricchio3633
      @johnnalocricchio3633 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I only hope you fixed tbe orange n got your braces u dont wanna wait much longer since ypur all grown up n shit

    • @johnnalocricchio3633
      @johnnalocricchio3633 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im dying to know whos "getting owned" do stop embarrassing you now u made ur point your rough n tough

    • @sammyleaf7634
      @sammyleaf7634 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnnalocricchio3633 ???

  • @CubeSpot
    @CubeSpot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1695

    Depression? Killed itself
    Suicidal thoughts? Moved to china
    Family issues? Never heard of it
    Anxiety? Stayed in school
    Hotel? Trivago

    • @sigmagamingg420
      @sigmagamingg420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@dimitrije5626 What about a hotel?

    • @bababooey3534
      @bababooey3534 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dimitrije5626 hey... it's okay believe me I have thoughts like that too

    • @bababooey3534
      @bababooey3534 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dimitrije5626 youtu.be/addme/XpEG9EzMwyX5HXuRZNq5lms5N0sPuA

    • @ps1hagrid102
      @ps1hagrid102 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Pan-slavic communist 0 Things will get better, I guarantee

    • @alexhornewer8396
      @alexhornewer8396 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pan-slavic communist 0 it will babes xx

  • @jeevacation
    @jeevacation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Me: okay now I am going to do the homework
    rSlash: *uploads vid*
    Me: one video won't hurt
    My brain: releases dopamine and says *outstanding move*

    • @MD-ip7ij
      @MD-ip7ij 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Abdul Rahim did I see dopeAMeme

    • @jazzykibble3213
      @jazzykibble3213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MD-ip7ij that was actually super clever damn

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jazzykibble3213 I thought it was really clever too. Guess I'm easily impressed. lol

  • @mpcrauzer
    @mpcrauzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Stupid aunt: speaks
    Brothers: we gonna do what is called a sun tzu move

  • @aeyoscloud
    @aeyoscloud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Welp, at least Talia and Jason might be able to see each other
    *IN PRISON*

    • @parcton9716
      @parcton9716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wedding in prison!
      All inmates invited!

    • @dimensiondefender6785
      @dimensiondefender6785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bane caught the bouquet.

    • @gachakiwi519
      @gachakiwi519 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I Didn't I see you before? XD

    • @bigkmoviesandgames
      @bigkmoviesandgames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They wouldn't be in the same prison so no unfortunately lol.

    • @Appri
      @Appri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bigkmoviesandgames i really want to whooooooooosh

  • @VivekYadav-ds8oz
    @VivekYadav-ds8oz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    13:29 Me, *hears the word "Alabama"* : This can't be good..
    14:55 Me: I frickin' knew it.

    • @AdallynD
      @AdallynD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      *sWeAt HoM aLaBaMa*

    • @hoshimiyaeki
      @hoshimiyaeki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lonely Bread wait what? Sweat hom? I had to reread that twice lmao

    • @AdallynD
      @AdallynD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@hoshimiyaeki Waht? Yuo Do'nt hav ah sweat hom?

    • @hoshimiyaeki
      @hoshimiyaeki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lonely Bread arh ye scottish laddie?

    • @TheKingDango
      @TheKingDango 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As an Alabamian I was also anticipating this. This state is garbage.

  • @katyabrooks293
    @katyabrooks293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Talia: Talks about cousin and ex in same sentence, mentions Alabama
    Me: Coincidence? I think not!

    • @bryceriley7036
      @bryceriley7036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Katya Brooks COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!!!!

    • @katyabrooks293
      @katyabrooks293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My name Jeff
      **inserts meme from the incredibles**

    • @danieljones1269
      @danieljones1269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But that's just a theory
      A REDDIT THEORY

  • @204slimesicle
    @204slimesicle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2927

    I swear, there will be some sort of stupid challenge called the “break into Area 51 Challenge”
    Edit: I told you all!

    • @ohwow2151
      @ohwow2151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Jetsfanscott * All other youtubers that swear : I didn’t do anything

    • @darkzzy.
      @darkzzy. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      he sweared once smh if ur an OG u would know that

    • @jpsp1118
      @jpsp1118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@darkzzy. atta boy

    • @jazzykibble3213
      @jazzykibble3213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@darkzzy. it's too much for youtube lmao

    • @0Onyx13
      @0Onyx13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah, at this point, rslash should just curse as much as he possibly can lol, FLuffeeTalks does that cause yt is a bitch to him so he only gets money from patreon anyway, therefore he drops all the f bombs and else that he wants to, and, ironically, zero fucks are given lol

  • @herosandwich3220
    @herosandwich3220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "My abusive ex..."
    Is a slob.
    Was fired.
    SO MANY RED FLAGS.

    • @mangored209
      @mangored209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @100,000 Subs, No Content my ex was a painslut too. Fuck. Should have left earlier.

  • @larkavoice5588
    @larkavoice5588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    His ex is named Tahlia. His best friend is Clark. Did Bruce Wayne write this post?
    Edit: Y'all I know who Batman is and the history of the Batfamily. Stop mansplaining to me.

    • @DavidBbski
      @DavidBbski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Talia's boyfriend is called Jason in reference to that time Jason Todd and Talia had a fling.

    • @DavidBbski
      @DavidBbski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      They're Batman comic characters.
      Clark --> Clark Kent.
      Talia --> Talia Al Guhl, Ra's Al Guhl's daughter.
      Jason --> Jason Todd, Red Hood, the Robin who got killed by the Joker.

    • @sydneyl9523
      @sydneyl9523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RComando ^ look at the comment above this

    • @DavidBbski
      @DavidBbski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *geeks (nerds implies we're smart, & let's be honest, what smart person would take some time to post a comment on YT?)

    • @pianoguy9300
      @pianoguy9300 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      =====_____===== maybe...

  • @Cypresssina
    @Cypresssina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    I kinda want those jacks now. I don't even have a car.

    • @paradoxicalpanda7954
      @paradoxicalpanda7954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yet

    • @nefarious69poopi
      @nefarious69poopi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Just move random people's cars lmao

    • @Smashed_Hitler
      @Smashed_Hitler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@nefarious69poopi just move them to different parking spots or driveways just to really fuck with their head

    • @rp101aquatics6
      @rp101aquatics6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd get them to fuck with my bitch landlord who never let's me play in the driveway with my younger sisters (10,5) I'm 14 so I'd just move it out

    • @roadchewerpe5759
      @roadchewerpe5759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      smashed Hidler Or, get a job moving cars out of parking spots.

  • @bappo153
    @bappo153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "Family with a dead mother exists"
    Aunt: *lemmi just torture your father a bit*

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Disowning is a viable option.

    • @gray15780
      @gray15780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's fake. That story most definitely didn't happen.

    • @NothingbutDust734
      @NothingbutDust734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gray15780 Yep, suspicions at first, confirmation on later part of the story. Elites or in this case high placed people has low if none at all moral standing. They play by the basic rules of merchants since ancient times, profitability. So having his family shamed by announcing them as assholes shouldn't have such drastic consequence. Blood has been shed for a lot more and yet they only get a jail time of 5-10 years, later going out with billions on their account. Lastly, I heard no news about such event taking place, specially such kind of news. The media would have smelled blood and hounded everyone in there for more information. A little guy standing up against the high and mighty and make them fall? Please, any journalist worth their salt would go after such news. Unless it happened 200 years ago xD

    • @adamkaban8507
      @adamkaban8507 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same thing happened with me to a degree. The roles were reversed my father was the one that was you arsehole this is a whole 3 to 2 hour long story if I would tell it to you in person but to summarise he's an arsehole and we had to move for reasons at the time we lived in Indonesia and I was 3 and my brother was a bit older my mum took us and lift although my father made it very difficult skip ahead many years in the future when I'm about 16 15 I had a lot of resentment for what he did to my family and my mother and particular again really long story but avoiding that I wasn't exactly friendly with him it was decided that my Mum would take us over to Indonesia for a month so he could try to be a dad that's a whole nother story long story short we end up coming home and Mum decided to we're going to live there for a year he's quite old and has diabetes with the way he eats my mum decides he's probably not got long left wants me to meet my father and get to know him before he dies he had cheated and had kids again another story that will take a while I was in Indonesia I got to meet some with my cousins and other family on his side again apparently he chewed it around a lot I had a younger brother I didn't know about by a different mother he finally dies I finally get what I wanted to say about him off my chest at one of the times we were eating it was an English so nobody understood except me my mother and my father that it was pretty obvious that I was yelling at him I told him every thing how he was a shirt father and he kept trying to change the subject and I wouldn't let him off I keep grilling him a few years later we're back in New Zealand and we get news he dies he had told us that he would deal with inheritance and had done all of that when he died it turns out he had lied about everything his side of the family come looking for blood saying that we westerners are greedy in that we stealing their inheritance saying we are lying bitches and that when he died we showed her true colours all the while they when we were over there seemed all nice and good everyone knew that we were going to get inheritance but they tried to bullying my mum quite aggressively in fact even lightly threatening violence and Indonesia and the place we lived while extremely unlikely it wasn't impossible to see somebody Anna big grey bag be tossed over a cliff the people doing at that things that were normal and nobody mentions that for fear of them being next she was scared for her life because they were so adamant that they were getting fucked over even going as far as when my mother had allowed them to use the car is that my father owned he was quite a rich fellow over there they stole them and said that they just happened to go missing and they somehow happened to miss the papers that the cars came with the biggest problem was the restaurant we owned and Indonesia or my father owned the Indonesian to New Zealand exchange rate is about 10 to 1 and it made enough money Indonesian that you would be able to live quite comfortably in spite of the transaction keep in mind Indonesia as a country where females are generally seen as less than human or not quite given the same respect after a very very long fight where they keep trying to backstab her my mum came up with an idea she would sell the restaurant or her rights to them at a very reduced cost but because they said they wouldn't have enough money they would pay and yearly installments enough for whatever reason they were short she would immediately get ownership of the restaurant back they fought tooth and nail and often and yelling at each other on the phone finally they relented but only when she threatened to go the restaurant 2 the local church if she would have do this they would be pretty much fucked they wouldn't be able to argue because it's a church and they would be seen is bad by the community to this day they fight trying to get any kind of Leeway having forced my mother to go there in person to deal with stuff hire a lawyer and other things in fact she's going to go there again because they are still unrelenting although we have gotten them to agree for now on the restaurant whether or not they'll hold up to that is a different story that's horrifying how money can absolutely destroy families make enemies out of what we're friends thank you for reading and have a good day

    • @bappo153
      @bappo153 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adamkaban8507 wow that is long.. Touching and its just.... I cant explain it with words

  • @fl4ming_r4ven
    @fl4ming_r4ven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Bruh, he straight up Austin Powered that dudes car.

  • @izzeturner1116
    @izzeturner1116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    rslash: says freaking
    youtube: *butterfly meme* is this a reason for demonetization?

    • @fireheart1231
      @fireheart1231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think you mean demonetization, though I imagine that TH-cam demonizes a lot of what they demonetize.

    • @izzeturner1116
      @izzeturner1116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fireheart1231 sorry, yes i spelt it wrong. thank you for being so polite about it.

    • @fireheart1231
      @fireheart1231 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @AARAV PRITESH It flutters in and out of relevance as needed.

    • @AiramSoyo
      @AiramSoyo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No its "is this a pigeon"

  • @subscribersWithonlyvideo-cz7br
    @subscribersWithonlyvideo-cz7br 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1957

    Her cousin was her boyfriend!?!
    *sweet home alabama plays in the backround*
    Edit: wow 666 likes!!? Welp now im the devil 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @subscribersWithonlyvideo-cz7br
      @subscribersWithonlyvideo-cz7br 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Thx :D

    • @moonfire69
      @moonfire69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      No she lied about her boyfriend being her cousin they weren't cousins at all

    • @austinn598
      @austinn598 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The random person You subscribed to
      Wow did you just copied another comment

    • @mohammedyakub3760
      @mohammedyakub3760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@will_rocks1460 it worked though!

    • @arobinsonopitts
      @arobinsonopitts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s Mississippi

  • @bartoszkrawczyk3946
    @bartoszkrawczyk3946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The first story makes me remember of a story my teacher told me. So in a technical college their teacher did something they didn't like, so, they took his car (650kg, it was the Fiat 126p if someone wants to know), lifted it and carried somewhere where he couldn't take it out. After the teacher realized it, they discussed the thing, they got what they wanted and teacher got the car back.

  • @mercenarychef9465
    @mercenarychef9465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "Then my brother arrived, and it was exposure time!"
    See, you *can* get paid in exposure.

    • @hurairah93
      @hurairah93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mercenary Chef may I have food chef

    • @howardsmith9342
      @howardsmith9342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can get paid BACK in exposure for sure.

    • @MysticMae21
      @MysticMae21 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      All I could think of there was natewantstobattles (Nathan Sharp) album called 'paid in exposure'. Lol

  • @Dr_Weirdoo
    @Dr_Weirdoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Guy: actually...
    Me: OH BOI DIS IS GONNA GIT GUD

    • @brucedillon8358
      @brucedillon8358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh boi *3 am*

    • @bruh.1770
      @bruh.1770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Dr_Weirdoo that didn't even make sense but that last part was beautiful lmao

    • @fora1924
      @fora1924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@evanstrachan9996sick burn

    • @mingi1489
      @mingi1489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Jungle Scouttt*on xbox1 Lmao you play Fortnite so you shouldn’t be saying anything

  • @ToniBingi
    @ToniBingi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Best friend = Clark
    Femme Fatale = Talia
    FF's lover = Jason
    I can only assume OP = Bruce.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best friend _should_ == Leo, != Clark
      OP == Percy

    • @ToniBingi
      @ToniBingi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wta1518 1. I don't remember a Talia in that series.
      2. Percy never dated anyone by that name.
      3. Jason and Percy are not enemies. And I don't think they ever had a common love interest.
      The fact is, OP chose to call his best friend Clark (Kent), his evil ex Talia (Al'Ghul) and his ex's boyfriend Jason (Todd).
      So yeah, I don't think it's unreasonable to assume he'd call himself Bruce (Wayne).

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anton B. Ingibjartsson have you read every series? Because there very much IS a Thalia in it. Do you not remember who was trapped in a pine tree?

    • @ToniBingi
      @ToniBingi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wta1518
      "Thalia" is not the same as "Talia"
      The pronunciation difference is enough that I didn't even think of her.
      Also Thalia is not Percy's love interest. Or Jason's love interest. Or ANYONE'S. Not only does she not have a love interest in the series, she never will have a love interest (not a male one, anyway) after joining the Hunters, because that invilves swearing off all men, FOREVER.
      So no, I don't think Thalia makes sense for this story.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anton B. Ingibjartsson well sorry that that was the first thing I thought of.

  • @c4lm272
    @c4lm272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I am loving the frequent uploads it gives everybody a good reason to get you to 1 mil

  • @rfl0wers291
    @rfl0wers291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    My kid has all A’s and deserves your channel and he will receive it NOW If he doesn’t receive it I’m suing you for fraud
    Edit:My child did not receive your channel and my lawyer will be reaching out to you soon
    Sincerely, Entitled Parent

    • @metroid7299
      @metroid7299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hippity hoppity my channel is not your child's property

    • @ProfessorHanger
      @ProfessorHanger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      My son is supposed to get his channel! I'll sue you for traumatizing him! Now give him your soul as an apology!

    • @kv_6975
      @kv_6975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hippity hoppity gimme your properties

    • @Justaguywithglassesok
      @Justaguywithglassesok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      fake, everyone knows entitled parents wants it *NOW* give my son your property this instant! he has good grades, besides you're too old for it anyway! *proceeds to steal said property*

    • @harryballs9508
      @harryballs9508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Bacon00024 r/wooooosh

  • @copper4hours49
    @copper4hours49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That story with the tormented dad really hit me. Amazing job those guys did!

  • @deathhound1024
    @deathhound1024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    You are a lot of fun to watch. Always looking forward to your videos. Keep it up!

    • @matteus-
      @matteus- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agree

    • @walnurt
      @walnurt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      -Bot 8747680

    • @jjb0nks
      @jjb0nks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am legally required to like this comment-Human 700 568 567 575 098 132

  • @leemsvg
    @leemsvg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Talia: (Hangs out with cousin)
    Me: "Lmao, they are actually dating..."
    OP: (Specifies the story's in Alabama)
    Me: _"Oh Shid"_
    Cousin: (Actually Boyfriend)
    Me: *W H A T .*

    • @43lenzo
      @43lenzo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Gonna riiiideee till i cant no moree

    • @zerotodona1495
      @zerotodona1495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Incest is illegal in Alabama but legal in New Jersey.

    • @leemsvg
      @leemsvg 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zerotodona1495 Woah, that's interesting, but I sure don't care!

    • @aaron8973
      @aaron8973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why the hell is incest illegal? As long as you practice safe procedures, it should be legal. Its disgusting but still. Cmon

    • @gigi5420
      @gigi5420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BigBalloon19087 no

  • @madhouse9705
    @madhouse9705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I feel like the last story was DC related. The woman named Talia like Talia al Ghul, the criminal boyfriend Jason like Jason Todd/ Red Hood, and OP's friend Clark like Clark Kent/ Superman. Just thought it was funny.

    • @mikevisby8744
      @mikevisby8744 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well usually people change the names to fake ones, so it could have been intentional.

    • @kingkayfabe5358
      @kingkayfabe5358 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mikevisby8744 I was about to say that ;)

  • @AC-qp7sh
    @AC-qp7sh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Video is 17 mins long...posted 10 minutes ago...ONE DISLIKE? YOU DIDN'T EVEN WATCH THE WHOLE VIDEO

    • @jenniferhart559
      @jenniferhart559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Technically... one could set the playback speed to 2X, and watch in 8 1/2 minutes.

    • @KarmaKeyenore
      @KarmaKeyenore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@jenniferhart559 Modern problems require modern solutions

    • @AC-qp7sh
      @AC-qp7sh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jennifer Hart I guess,but disliking the video is still a dick move

    • @jazzykibble3213
      @jazzykibble3213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was reading this one PETTY revenge yesterday, where the guy is pressured to leave the bathroom by someone else, and takes the last toilet paper roll with him. There was someone in the comments shrieking about how the OP had ruined the day of someone who possibly had influenza. The internet is weird, people overreact, and always try to find what's wrong in things.

    • @BFPerry220
      @BFPerry220 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's click bait of course some people will dislike it.

  • @qdllc
    @qdllc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That last one...the guy had all the warning he needed by finding her on TINDER.

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think he knew Tinder was a skanknest back then

    • @qdllc
      @qdllc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xryeau_1760 - Really? Tinder was a sex app from day one, right?

    • @MaryArts
      @MaryArts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, by using tinder he actually saved people from fraud and got a bad person into prison. It was a good decision

  • @Astrum_Deus
    @Astrum_Deus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This series is slowly closing the void in my hearth WITH PURE REVENGE

    • @MachineStalkerWolfie
      @MachineStalkerWolfie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm just listening how people changed their lives so in a 4-5 years I will knew what to do.

  • @ooamritoo
    @ooamritoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    So glad the first story had diagrams. Was kind of hard to understand 😅

    • @fifty-twohandles1380
      @fifty-twohandles1380 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amrit Srivastava u about az boi nah I’m just joking though.

    • @Om-iq1oh
      @Om-iq1oh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @100,000 Subs, No Content Congrats 👏

  • @generalman9241
    @generalman9241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When he say stuff I'd about to go down I have a grinch smile😂😈

  • @takumifujiwara4419
    @takumifujiwara4419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    should have wheeled the car into a NO PARKING ZONE. it would have gotten towed away never to be seen again by both parites

  • @fnvfan0145
    @fnvfan0145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    8:16 This is one situation where "paid for by exposure" is actually a good idea ;)

  • @miked9000
    @miked9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Lived in some apartments as a kid in the early 80's.
    The manager had a 5 gallon bucket filled with cement, and about 3 feet of heavy chain coming out of it.
    When somebody parked in his spot, he would wrap the chain around the offenders front bumper, and lock it with a big ole padlock.
    Absolutely no escape, unless you were cool with just driving in reverse, but even then, it would probably rip off the bumper.

    • @miked9000
      @miked9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @100,000 Subs, No Content
      Yeah, it wasn't a challenge, just a comment.

    • @ratgirl34
      @ratgirl34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is awesome. I don't care how easy it may or may not be to get out. I mean, what tenant would have the tools to get out of that? And how many guests could they have that would? They'd have to go get their tools just to free the vehicle.
      Personally I'd also put a Hello Kitty bumper sticker on the offending vehicle. Or just a smilie face on covering a back up sensor if they have any.

    • @fairyfoxey9438
      @fairyfoxey9438 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @100,000 Subs, No Content Oh god! Your starting war..

    • @THE_POTATO-
      @THE_POTATO- 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @100,000 Subs, No Content As bugs bunny would say, "this means war."

    • @globalhemisphere246
      @globalhemisphere246 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mike D oof

  • @mystikmind2005
    @mystikmind2005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I dont think the 'scammer' girlfriend really understood how scamming is supposed to work.... its supposed to end with no one can find you or confirm your real identity!

  • @Minuteman4Jesus
    @Minuteman4Jesus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED *COLD* " - Ancient Klingon proverb

  • @benbradley1709
    @benbradley1709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Bullying? Beat them up.
    Criminals? Jail.
    Hotel? Trivago.

  • @cojoe4896
    @cojoe4896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    bruh the last sentence ''don't mess with us even if you are family'' made me laugh so god dam hard because it relates to me and my fam so darn well

    • @cojoe4896
      @cojoe4896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if you dislike you will be the assholes when your a mom or dad

  • @rainbowbong27
    @rainbowbong27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love the brother and sister story specially the part where it goes we see them with the mayor, bingo. Like ohh look brother there's fuckery to cause lmfao

  • @noblethenewt
    @noblethenewt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    4:31
    Does the thing about his father and mother’s situations remind anyone of anything?
    **cough** Hamilton **cough, cough**

  • @fakiirification
    @fakiirification 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The car one is brilliant. need to get me a set of those jacks.

  • @MichaelOrtega
    @MichaelOrtega 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I cheated with my piano

  • @allela9253
    @allela9253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Why are people trying to be legally bots?
    -Human

    • @stellophiliac
      @stellophiliac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I have no idea.
      - Human XZ-27404

    • @JonathanToolonie
      @JonathanToolonie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a long story

    • @mh-wo8ze
      @mh-wo8ze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      People accused Rslash of buying subscribers since he gained subs so quickly. Now, people make jokes out of it.

    • @deadlygaming5522
      @deadlygaming5522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "(:/&£*:£_£_€£■■◇◇♧]♧[《▪•|

    • @literallyanidiot2880
      @literallyanidiot2880 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mh-wo8ze beat me to it.

  • @stonedhappy1505
    @stonedhappy1505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    when someone says “Actually...” in movies or videos I’m like “WHOO THIS ABOUT TO GET JUICY HELL YAW.

  • @MetaGiga
    @MetaGiga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Now that I think about it, TH-cam is like an EP. “How DARE you swear! I’ll have you demonetized! You’re called *me* unfair by giving Jake and Logan Paul ad revenue while I demonetize other content creators? Those two precious angels have been *so good*! They deserve it!”

  • @charlie3790
    @charlie3790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This channel is honestly the best thing ever. I get so excited to watch them when I see the notifications and they are so enjoyable. Thank you for making this channel 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @DedicatedSpartan
    @DedicatedSpartan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Part 2 is my favorite one I've heard so far, 2nd only to the employee who reprogrammed everything.

  • @hereticwaffle5514
    @hereticwaffle5514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    10:31 I had to pause the video, because that was just too much revenge for me at that point. I genuinely needed to pull back before I started my own private schemes

  • @jacksoncasper8428
    @jacksoncasper8428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That guy needs a 269-point turn to get out😂

  • @rubenleavell
    @rubenleavell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I kept thinking: "Family, Duty, Honor" during that entire second story. Haha!

  • @mathiastheapprentice
    @mathiastheapprentice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Me: *in skool*
    R/: *uploads*
    Me: Hurry up! I wanna go home

    • @7ratsinasoup317
      @7ratsinasoup317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just watch it during school 😂 no I'm kidding don't do that you'll get in trouble

    • @mathiastheapprentice
      @mathiastheapprentice 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Obsessed With Bunnies. We aren’t allowed to have our phones out during the day, we keep them in our bags. But i checked my phon bcuz why not and saw the notification

    • @gingerbread37211
      @gingerbread37211 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@7ratsinasoup317 im in detention watching it

    • @lamaqees2669
      @lamaqees2669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mathias the Raccoon, I just get my phone and EarPods and ask to go to the bathroom

    • @mathiastheapprentice
      @mathiastheapprentice 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would be the only reason to get AirPods

  • @steven9186
    @steven9186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Storyline 2: Kudos to them both, you can pick your friends but not your family. However, you can screw them over 👏🏻

    • @rustknuckleirongut8107
      @rustknuckleirongut8107 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure you can pick your family. Ever heard about adoption????

    • @steven9186
      @steven9186 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rustknuckle Irongut then your family pick you....

    • @rustknuckleirongut8107
      @rustknuckleirongut8107 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@steven9186 Kind of depends on if your the adopted or the adopter doesnt it? No one can force you to keep a family you dont want. There is no legal requirement to be around assholes just because they are family. Battered wife syndrome happens also with families, not just wives. Just leave and stop making excuses for bad people just because you share some DNA and go make your own family.

  • @weirdoboy1014
    @weirdoboy1014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Is it weird that I always imagine the crazy aunts as the old ladys in we happy few?

  • @aloidia2122
    @aloidia2122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    And that kids is why you don't give your checking account to people you just met

  • @patricknjones1753
    @patricknjones1753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Absolutely incredible. Always stand up for those who truly care about you!

  • @Mike-mb9pr
    @Mike-mb9pr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "her cousin from family photos was actually her boyfriend from highschool"
    SWEET HOME ALABAMA

  • @rebeccaconlon9743
    @rebeccaconlon9743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    These stories of ProRevenge are like the cherry on the top... it's always satisfying XD

  • @PvtChuff
    @PvtChuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    dude..niece? two people..my brother and i ...introduced as nephews.. just trollin'..good vid again..love these..like penthouse forum EP, PR,CB style

  • @JohnIvatrovOfficial
    @JohnIvatrovOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:20
    The brothers: Ahahaha... I'm finna finish this whole families career, ahaha

  • @moxie9695
    @moxie9695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As soon as I heard Alabama I knew something was up

  • @saturn4rchive
    @saturn4rchive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It would've been 10000x more hilarious if they wheeled the car a couple of streets over and left it in a no parking spot (although it might've looked suspicious lol)

    • @rp101aquatics6
      @rp101aquatics6 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah no one cares it's the city I'd leave it in the middle of the street and run

  • @Mundaneum904
    @Mundaneum904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There are 2 things I learn from these videos.
    1. Don't mess around with people on reddit and
    2. record every conversation you have

  • @IlhamMaulana-gw1qv
    @IlhamMaulana-gw1qv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I read the title as
    "LOLI CHEATED ON YOU" 🤣

  • @DogsAreTheBest312
    @DogsAreTheBest312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can’t stop thinking that the last one was a DC fan (Talia al Ghul, Clark Kent, Jason Todd)

  • @dheerajgautam7290
    @dheerajgautam7290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Guy - mentions Alabama
    Me - i can see where this is going.

  • @TheRockK95
    @TheRockK95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:23 sounds like the plot to "dude, where's my car"

  • @zerdapekin847
    @zerdapekin847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    OH MY GOD THAT RICH FAMILY ONE!!! I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!! IT'S MOVIE WORTHY!!!!! AHAHAHA THE REVENGE IS JUST SO SATISFYING

    • @kennethgdavis4643
      @kennethgdavis4643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was my favorite

    • @rustknuckleirongut8107
      @rustknuckleirongut8107 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know why you felt it was movie worthy??? Because it was complete fiction.

    • @zerdapekin847
      @zerdapekin847 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rustknuckleirongut8107 ok 1) how do you know if its fiction or not? 2) i don't care if its fake or real, but it just made me imagine a plot of a drama movie that I think would be amazing.
      Thank you.

    • @rustknuckleirongut8107
      @rustknuckleirongut8107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zerdapekin847 The pacing, detail and structure is wrong for a real story. The frantic insistence about how rich and powerful the family was really odd. Also the fact that rich and powerful people do not walk away from profit over some unproven family infighting at a wedding(family feuds are basically the national sport of the rich and its a spectator sport at private functions like weddings more often than you would think). It read as a fairly young persons revenge fantasy rather than fact. Its the Disney ending we all dream of and none of us get.

    • @mertcanpekin193
      @mertcanpekin193 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...

  • @RosseRue
    @RosseRue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I keep flinching while watching this because he keeps saying my name and its making me jump😂😂

  • @borj1905
    @borj1905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Grandma and aunt story sounded like an anime plot

  • @pedrovillarreal9800
    @pedrovillarreal9800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    OP be like
    I’m boutta EXPOSE this families whole career

  • @xycatryz
    @xycatryz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the fact that rSlash is willing to read out this stuff to us. Especially with yugo puppy bloopers

  • @ianbutcher5846
    @ianbutcher5846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I wonder if she will be wearing white or prison orange for her wedding.

    • @ryankl1984
      @ryankl1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shes about to become some chicks prison wife.

  • @StrohObama
    @StrohObama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I took your subs from you
    *IM GOING TO SEW YOU*

    • @traskforge
      @traskforge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *grabs needle and thread*

    • @StrohObama
      @StrohObama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@c-1525 n0000 don't Kermet suicide I won't see you pfft I will just send you to jail:)

    • @cyanitedrainz7728
      @cyanitedrainz7728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trask Forge I'M GONNA GIVE A FAKE PHONE NUMBER TO THE RECIPIVNT TO GET MORE TIME IN GALE

    • @sticharoo2228
      @sticharoo2228 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stitch stitch stitch aroooo

    • @grain2247
      @grain2247 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sew? Sew him?

  • @alexzandraarchibold330
    @alexzandraarchibold330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    rSLASH: "Welcome to r/Prorevenge where a person gets there cheating ex sent to prison for 10 years"
    Viewers: sUpRiSeD pIkAcHu FaCe

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

  • @Lordonrav1
    @Lordonrav1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That last part I can def relate to, people are scum and play with your heart just to get into your wallet. bravo to that guy in the last story, hope those 10 years were worth it.

  • @justinj.421
    @justinj.421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    rSlash: there will be no swear words or anything bad
    YT: HIPITY HOPPITY THATS INAPPROPRIATELY

  • @mxmschae
    @mxmschae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:51 that is literally called The Greatest Showman

  • @jessicanelen5173
    @jessicanelen5173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    hiya well I'm watching this during a cyclone (in Australia)cause im board thanks for making my day