I had a dream that Hatsune Miku was an actual, real life person who created a vocaloid voice bank to draw publicity away from the fact that they found human remains in her refrigerator back in 1994 so she could still release music while awaiting the death penalty. I was convinced it was real for like 10 minutes so I kept google searching "Miku human remains" "Hatsune Miku 1994.
yeah i once had a dream where the word 'orthodontally' was used as 'guaranteed' so what i saw in my dream was 'orthodontally high chance of death' and then i just spawned wings as i died then i tried to search 'orthodontally' and found out that that means 'tooth doctor'
Off topic but have y’all ever had a dream related to school, wake up, and be really disappointed that it was a dream and now you have to go to school again
@@The_og_moonwalker I had a dream that tried to fuck with my perception of time while i tried to go to school by "waking me up" at a different hour each time (i kept waking up in a different dream which was in the same dream) until i actually woke up. It thankfully didn't mess up my perception of time but it did make me uncomfortable and confused.
My grandpa once woke up laughing to tears after hearing a joke in his dream, so he went to the study and wrote it down to tell his wife. When he woke up, it said "I AM A HAMMER".
I had a dream that had both an A and B plot that were separate from each other. The A plot is very nsfw, but the B plot involved the Muppets trying to get arrested for Jaywalking.
It reminds me of a silent hill track, Breeze- In Monochrome Night, at the very end there is a monologue directed to the protagonist about birthing a God. "There is another reason to fill your heart with hatred,... One day you will birth a God..."
In genesis, Yahweh punished the snake by removing its limbs and made the human mortal. However it is revealed that snakes are like that due to evolution.
I had a stress dream once. I had to design a house that had 18 bathrooms and a finite amount of space. I couldn’t just add more square footage to make room for the 18 bathrooms. I tried negotiating with the people that they didn’t need that many bathrooms in one house. It didn’t work. They threatened to add more bathrooms if I tried to take away one of the 18 bathrooms.
Given how horribly designed most bathrooms in dreams are, you could probably find a way to make it work somehow. Stack a few toilets on top of each other for people who don't like being alone. Maybe add a faucet to each of them to save space on sinks.
One time I had a dream that Markiplier came into my house unexpectedly, and I didn't have all my laundry put away. I was embarrassed by this, as I was just getting around to putting away my bras. I sheepishly tried to hurry that along, but Mark stopped me. "WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!" Mark yelled. "I KNOW WHAT A BRA IS FOR, DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BOOBS I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE?" He then proceeded to waste the time we apparently didn't have in order to list off all the kinds of boobs he'd seen. It didn't spawn a meme in that dream, but for weeks there were references to that dream in my other dreams all over the place. The dream was a dream meme, but I didn't make a meme in my dream, if that makes sense.
@@catbatrat1760 I've told this story so many times, you might have wandered into it. It's a great dream, I'll never not bring it up when the chance arises.
I keep having dreams where PewDiePie is my distant cousin and I’ll randomly see him at family reunions, but he always arrives in the bed of a pickup truck.
I had a very vivid dream just last night that I went on "Five Nights at Freddy's - The Ride." It was billed as a "multimedia, holographic horror experience," with cutting edge special effects. The draw of the ride was that you had to play minigames throughout the whole ride to keep the animatronics from killing you, while all around you it was basically a really creepy haunted house that tried to distract you from your "tasks." You'd sit in a slow moving car with about five other people, completing minigames on a tablet. If somebody else in the car failed their minigames, then a hologram of one of the animatronics would come in and violently mangle them, bite their heads off, tear off limbs, etc. Meanwhile, everybody in the car would be splashed by warm water. Cutting edge holographic technology would then make it seem like, instead of a person sitting in front of or next to you, they'd actually been killed and left as a mangled corpse, and the magic of holograms made all the warm water look red like blood. At the same time, though, you knew they were actually still alive, because anybody who died would sit there complaining about how they lost - they were just _literally invisible_ because of the holograms. When the ride was over, I was shaking because the whole thing was gory and scary as hell, but everybody else who got off with me complained about how "lame" it was.
I genuinely wish this was real and also that we had that kind of technology in general. Like, imagine what else people would be able to make if we had that kind of technology.
I had a dream once that God and Satan were having beef on twitter, and all the Catholics and Satanists were aggressively sending mean-spirited memes back and forth (like soyjacks and shit) to try to "get one up" on each other. It was really bizarre.
I had a dream I was climbing into a limo and inside markiplier was pole-dancing while fish-people were throwing screws at him. I had no clue where the limo took me, but all I know is a giant worm with googly eyes emerged from the ground, said “oh deary me, you’re still alive. I’m very sorry, but I am hungry” and proceeded to devour me whole.
I once had a dream that in the future some scientists start having a mental breakdown looking at a “kid named finger” meme as they tried to rationalize it
hmm... maybe it means something like "we're going to let/have Finger paint (this image)", and "kid named Finger:" is preceding the painting, meaning that he has did the painting. it is not very humorous, though it might be that the lack of humor is humorous itself.
I had a dream that I was sitting on the couch at Game Grumps and they were playing a random video game about shit stains. We were all talking to each other casually and making jokes until I confessed that I did NOT have a shit fetish, and Dan asked me to leave while Arin cried his eyes out.
I had a dream where me and my buddies were food critics, and we got chased by a bear into a McDonald's. Turns out the manager was Colonel Sanders, and we ordered all the food on earth. One of my friend's sacrificed his life eating all the food, so Sanders ended up quitting.
Sorry but just the idea that McDonalds clones Colonel Sanders to make him the manager of a single franchising location is really funny to me. Like they could make him their new mascot to try to out compete kfc but don’t, just make him a manager at a random location.
I had a dream where some people accidentally time-traveled into the future, and it happened to me. In my confusion, someone approached me and yelled in a racist manner, “Go back to your own timeline!”
In my dream, my brain somehow designed an entire, 7-building complex of stately homes that had been turned into museums. 5 years later and I can still remember the entire layout of these buildings - how they were organized, how many floors they had, what they had in them - everything.
I had this meme in a dream, being 'WE'RE ALL MARBLES NOW' over a photo of a landscape where everything was made out of marbles. The dream was about: everything slowly turning into marbles, starting with me becoming a marble.
Not long ago I had one that was similar to those memes of a skeleton lifting weights and it says "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS _____ INTO _____", except the text was shifted to the side and formatted weird, instead saying "A BICYCLE IS A TOOL for observing OBJECTS that you CANNOT ORDINARILY SEE". I then immediately woke up and sometime later made that image a reality, and it makes just as little sense as I remember it making.
It's a safety precaution! If you have too many ghosts in one place it can cause the fabric of reality to deteriorate, leading to things like endless hallways, spontaneous floorplan changes, and the building itself becoming a living organism. These things (and more) are all very dangerous outcomes, so I can see why you'd want to restrict the amount of ghosts that can inhabit a building.
There's a fair number of obscure local laws that exist not because they're generally practical, but because there was _that one guy_ (of any gender) who did something weird and/or aggravating but _technically legal,_ so a new law had to be made to just to stop them. ...the mind reels at the sheer perseverance needed to cause a building to be haunted with "at least 115" ghosts, in a state with such a low population density to begin with.
I had a dream a few days ago that I was reading about a scientific study that showed that 92% of the health benefits of being vegetarian could be accounted for by the fact that vegetarians statistically eat more cauliflower.
> be me > wake up > get ready > go to party > meet matpat from game theory > be shocked > ask him about his latest theory > he starts explaining enthusiastically > can't keep up with his fast talking > nodding along pretending to understand > feel like a fraud > awkwardly excuse myself to get a drink > spend rest of the party avoiding eye contact with him a greentext I made
My dreams have been getting increasingly vivid, yet also incredibly mundane. So last night, I ended up dream-hallucinating that I got up and washed all the dishes before crawling back into bed. I, in fact, did not do the dishes.
Bro, my mom talks about this all the time. I have super crazy vivid dreams consistently, probably because of my medication, so I'll tell her about it and she'll just get this sad look in here eyes like "I had a dream about going to work, coming home and making dinner, and then going to bed. Then I woke up and realised have have to actually do that shit still"
I dreamed that my house was a disaster, and guests came over... Uninvited... They were just suddenly there and i was so embarrassed and also mad at whoever invited them for not telling me we're having guests so i could at least tidy up. Another time i dreamt the same thing except this time my landlord was the visitor and she was not pleased at the state of the house at all. And i was like hehe uhh..sorry... Uhm.. Yeah I'm cleaning it right now... My house was, in fact, never a disaster, but rather clean and we were not having guests any time soon. And my landlord hardly ever comes over.
couple years ago, dreamt that i'd got up, got ready for school and all that. literally got to the front door and woke up. immediate brain reaction was "i just put all that effort in, I'm not doing it again"
Had a dream where the local cement factory was actually a drug cartel run by the maffia, and when i found out they chased me down in a katyusha and i escaped in 1909 Caddilac
Had a dream when I was around 6, a 2d wolf tied me up on a bike and rode me around the fish market and the same thing we both said for like an hour was “let me go” “no” and I kicked him in the nuts so hard I woke up to me kicking my pillow.
I have had a LOT of weird dreams. One was where my entire town was in a lockdown state, because an old man had made a mini theatre in the street. The man encouraged anyone to join him, but the town would rather stay inside. I was inside and decided to look out the window, but all I saw was Morshu, the shopkeeper from Zelda CD-I, was t posing in a black void. I was so terrified I hid under a blanket. Then my entire family was held hostage by a biker with a pink mohawk. I punched him in the back of the head and I woke up out of fear.
what’s insane is how realistic some of these are. not only can i completely invision eugene the isopod memes and r/howbigarethey existing in reality, i also sincerely wish they did
In my dream, my brain somehow made an entire fucking anime season where some random ass crystal took over a school or something and right after my brain followed up with the penguins from Madagascar trying to steal the protagonist’s powers
I once had a dream where me and some classmates were in a small, yellow room baking cake for Gordon Ramsay, except there was nothing in the room except for a long black table and chairs. Gordon was not pleased.
@@aedenoleary determinism is the belief that things have a predetermined future, and thus free will is either useless or just non-existent. For example, "children are doomed to repeat the mistakes of their parents" and "the history of humanity is a tale of progress" are semi-deterministic phrases, "it all goes according to God's plan" is a fully deterministic phrase. So time travelling in a universe where determinism is a fact would be very different than doing so in a world where nothing is predetermined
@@aedenolearydeterminism is a concept in philosophy that if you have the same starting conditions in the universe it will end up the same every time. Essentially it would mean our timeline is fixed and can't be changed if it's deterministic, and that no moment in time is guaranteed to happen if it isn't
"One day your hatred will birth a god of spiders" is such a damn raw line. Sounds like an idea for a horror-fantasy book about the creation of a new deity.
I had a dream where I ate a devil fruit, but it was a cookie. I crushed up the devil fruit cookie thing and removed the seeds (which were candy corns) and then ate it. After I had eaten most of it I realized there were instructions and they were “add 2 cups of sweet water and remove seeds” so I started panicking bc I hadn’t added sweet water, so I started adding sweet water to the remaining crumbs, then drank it. I tried to use my “power” but all I heard was “n a i v e” in my head over and over again and I was crying bc I had lost my ability to swim for nothing and now I could only hear “n a i v e” in my head.
@@DepressedRainbowSweater"Oh? You thought you were gonna get some neat powers from eating this? How N a i v e." ... alternatively it could be a psychic power that makes people naive, idk.
As a child I once spent several minues in a sort of sleep paralysis/half draming state and I saw a man standing in my room who was challenging people to touch the cactus on my windowsill like it was some sort of carnival attraction. Appearantly you could earn a few bucks if you dared to touch that cactus.
Interesting paralysis demon, I guess he came to you and then saw the cactus, "Sick! Hey everyone! Check out this prickly thing! I dare you all to touch it!"
If dreams are based on things I was doing while I was awake, should I be concerned that my dreams consist of being sucked into walls, or watching from the sidelines as Daniel Radcliffe jumps off of a cliff while holding a goldfish into a pool of acid?
I had a dream where izuku midoriya was a yandere and bakugo was actually really nice, I remember at the end of it izuku was actually a robot and bakugo plugged a charger in him saying something like. "Go to sleep, heal yourself..."
My mom had a dream that she was a bodyguard, and her job was to deliver a briefcase to a stage in front of an audience. The briefcase had a hotdog inside, which she would prop up on a stool with a microphone positioned next to it. The audience would watch the hotdog sit on the stool, silently (because it was a hotdog), and would laugh intermitently, like it was a stand up routine of some kind. People loved it, and the hotdog was very famous. Now the problem is that, she could never successfully deliver the hotdog to the stage. It would always get water on it, so its bun would fall apart, and it would die. The dream kept replaying, so the hotdog kept dying over and over. She was pretty distressed when she woke up.
The fact that I would be compelled to click "Evil Spotify" in an instant is probably symbolic of how quickly I would fall victim to cursed or otherworldly things.
There’s a channel called “How to cook that” which does something similar. She recreates recipes from social media and shows how they work - or more often how they don’t work, and then she explains and shows how to do it right
Ever since my encounter a few months ago my dreams have been really fuckin weird, I had one recently where basically everyone I knew stood in a circle and screamed “your the best sigma” at me over and over, shit was terrifying
My favorite meme created by this subreddit is when someone dreamed that the new fad was to ask people “will u be my venny?” and then when they inevitably asked what you were talking about, you sent them a horribly compressed Springtrap gif captioned “the b” and then block them
I once had a dream where I was a detective working in the original CSI TV series. For some reason a burrito was now called a "sparitto", and it was the most common food people ate while in the break room. I was friends with a character I didn't recognize, and she constantly called them "sparities" [pronounced spah - ree - tees]. One of the higher ups in my department told her I wouldn't be joining her for lunch, and she sadly said "aww... now I have to eat all these sparities all by myself", while surrounded by literally hundreds of taco bell burritos. I woke myself up by laughing because of just how stupid it was 😂
You clearly haven't read the release notes for 1.4. It's a common problem, really. Sqwuimble is a lot like the determinism toggle, but you get to apply the area of effect. I'm excited because leaks have shown that in Time Travel v1.6, they'll add a slider that operates relative to time instead of space, allowing you to form even stronger gravity wells to resist both the big rip and the heat death. Not zombies though. Maybe they'll do something about that in 1.7...@@erronblack308
*_EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION_* I don't know what is funnier, the flashing frog, Matt yelling the above phrase, or "We are Number One" playing in the background.
I once had a dream that the number one sport in the world was a thing called ‘patisserie ball’ - it was a pretty standard game of “get the ball to the place and win a point”, but the important difference was that everyone in the audience was given a tray of little desserts. Each team had a signature dessert associated with them, and whenever a point was scored you’d be allowed to eat one of that team’s desserts. Oh and the game itself was played by fully sentient animals, but no one seemed particularly interested in that because we were here for the cakes, goddamn it. In my dream the game I attended ended up finishing 0-0 with no points scored at all, and people fucking rioted.
Dang you dreamed about a sport that could function well, in concept. Meanwhile I had a dream of a weird sport which was a combination of hockey and football. Goalies perched on towers, and the walls of the stadium were super tall. xd
I recently had a dream that someone brought a cow into a hospital, and it got out of the room it was in, so then the cow was just free roaming in the hospital and no one could find it. It became the hospital's unofficial mascot and people started making jokes like "No metal objects near MRI machine. It makes the cow sad."
I had a dream where my uncle was friends with Robert Downey Jr. He was like, "RDJ's in the car out back. Don't worry about him, he's a little high right now ." And then RDJ procedeed to chase me through a neverending labyrinth of residential bathrooms.
One time I had a dream a screaming old lady and god, but as a woman were in this void with me, the floor was white but also simultaneously solid water? I was staring at a reflection of myself, but I looked like an anime girl, and God was speaking 24/7 with no breaths in between, and she was saying existential shit, and the old lady was screaming 24/7, and after a while I got tired of the dream, and I jumped into the void and woke up.
I once had a dream that I was in the choir room at my school but it was like 100 feet above the ground and there were slides to get to the bottom. For some reason, the Impractical Jokers were there and we were all sliding and stuff and then my sister walks in and just threw up on the floor. I also had another dream that I was in New York and I met the Impractical Jokers at a cafe. They all hated me for some reason.
This is the first video of this guy I’ve watched, I thought it would just be a dude reading off reddit posts but he actually goes all out! I’m pleasantly surprised :D
Weirdest dream I've had? Was walking home with a friend. On the way there a guy asked us if we had time for a side quest. The side quest was: choose a bucket to put a goldfish into. One bucket was really small and the other was really big. We obviously put it in the big bucket since the fish needed space. The moment the fish entered the bucket the man started laughing at us and screamed YOU FAILED THE SIDE QUEST as fire started to shoot out the bucket...
Well, of course you failed. The goldfish was small so you should've picked the small bucket. If you had a carp or something the the big bucket would've made sense.
@@ambiguousdrink4067 goldfish need 10 gallons, or 20 gallons, or the entire ocean because you're confused on how many gallons they need the bucket doesn't have enough filtration either do not buy a goldfish with my advice, it is not legal tender and it was around 30 seconds on google
I had this dream a couple of years ago, I don’t remember all of it but I remember I was in a random house watching American Dad and the main character “Stan” getting sprayed in the face with some Cheeto like powder for some reason and weirdly if I laughed I would get flung down the stairs by nothing, I woke up after confused as Eff.
For two days in a row, I’ve had these dreams that the world was going to plunge into nuclear war. One dream showed me, my family, and a bunch of other people that weirdly looked familiar watching live podcasts giving updates about the war. The other dream had my apartment struck by a ballistic missile, and my family had to evacuate.
I have this reoccurring dream where a news reporter says “well although our news it delicious, let’s take an ad break.” ~jazz music~ “DONT FORGET TO PEE” than it fades and I wake up in a puddle of piss 💀
i always thought that ai generated images look like what you see in your head when you think of a thing, generally looking right but having very vague finer details. im pretty sure that this has merit
I had a... rather interesting stress dream last night about going to a gaming convention where there was a lot of Undertale themed stuff. I believe I went over to a group of UTY fans, stole a sign one of them was holding and lit it on fire, then proceeded to throw said fire into one of the stalls which resulted in the entire building catching fire. Everyone started freaking out (obviously), but I decided that I wasn't done, climbed on top of the burned stall and started throwing bits of it at people as they ran?? Also, the entire time all of this was happening, I was screaming like Flame Hyenard from MMX7. All in all, quite therapeutic. 10/10 would *BURN TO THE GROUND* again.
I once dreamt up the script for a studio Ghibli movie. I dreamt up all the notes to a soundtrack and all the scenes and settings. It’s about a girl who accidentally becomes a spirit and travels through other people to find her way home.
Last night I realized I was dreaming while I was dreaming about being in a grocery store, so I tried to read all of the labels and signs to see if I actually could. They all looked like they were straight out of Matt Rose's AI videos, and the only one I can remember was a sign over the meat department that said, in cursive, "Try PCP - Popcorn Chicken & Crickets!" Nearly woke myself up laughing but managed to stay in there.
@@V0IDWARE Well. Some really bitchy lady was working at the store and left a giant drum of cooking oil open on the shelf balanced precariously so that it would easily tip over, and when I walked past it it tipped over and spilled. I picked it up and asked her for help, but she rolled her eyes and left the aisle. I went to find a manager and reported the spill, then went back to the aisle with the spill because my cart was there. When I got back, the bitchy employee had shoved my cart so it rolled all down the aisle, tracking oil all the way, and put her stocking U-Boat in the exact space I was. The manager came back wearing different clothes (and here I realized, "Ah, yes, this is a dream. Nothing to worry about) and the employee tried to pin 100% of the mess on me but I was like, "It was her fault. Check the cameras. See you laters, I'm gonna go do dream shit." then after reading all the signs and finding cool Super Paper Mario party decorations, I practiced dream summoning, which has rarely ever worked for me. I said out loud, "I'm gonna turn around, and Spy TF2 is gonna be there, and he's gonna want to hang out with me and it's gonna be awesome." And I did, and he was, and he did, and we went into the back storage where they had large plastic storage tubs that had entire apartments inside them. So I lived in a plastic tub apartment with Spy from Team Fortress 2. But then the imagery turned more into thinking about what I wanted to do, and I went "Oh, shit. This is me waking up. I'm having fun. Don't make me go back there; I wanna stay in the dream."
Most of my dreams are nightmares but the few that aren't are just super weird. Like I had the same dream twice about getting lost in a maze and then finding Yoda and a cat wearing a robe.
Once had a dream that Wild E. Coyote caught the roadrunner and said "G'day chap" and then released roadrunner and roadrunner started saying "G'day Chap", but slightly more pretentiously
Never had a meme dream before, but I did once dream that I was in a small classroom with seven people (3 of whom were my friends), and that a giant tsunami came and wiped us all out. However, because I stood at the window not panicking and thinking "It's ok, I'm ready", my drowned corpse got revived as a mermaid by some sort of sea god who was like "Congratulations! Because you showed no fear, you have been rewarded! You may revive whoever you want to help you on your quest!". So I revived the 3 friends as mermaids and became some dystopian-atlantis leader I guess??
@@DreamtaleEnjoyer bro in one of my dreams I forgot how I got there but I remember it was getting like creepy or something and I was on like the 25th floor of a building so I just ran to the nearest window and jumped out and right before I woke up there was a second where I just bounced LOL
the fairy comic is actually pretty good with story telling,it explains that when you turn 16 you get a personal fairy that does stuff like boiling your flesh,it explains it all in simply 4 to 6 panels
I love Matt's cooking, he's like a psychotic wine aunt who lives in a shed.
this is the best thing ive ever read
Why did I read that in his voice lol
@@DefinetlyAHumanholy shit me too (also based Baizhu enjoyer)
@meias. I read the most random things in his voice. Like, I see a Tumblr post and I'll read it in either Matt's or The Click's voice. ITS A CURSE
@@DefinetlyAHuman NOT THE CLICK, THAT'S EVEN WORSE. My condolences, my dude
I had a dream that Hatsune Miku was an actual, real life person who created a vocaloid voice bank to draw publicity away from the fact that they found human remains in her refrigerator back in 1994 so she could still release music while awaiting the death penalty. I was convinced it was real for like 10 minutes so I kept google searching "Miku human remains" "Hatsune Miku 1994.
The higher ups in Google will have fun reading your search history
as a huge miku fan i quickly went from "YOO HATSUNE MIKU" to "OH DEAR GOD" reading your comment lmao
yeah i once had a dream where the word 'orthodontally' was used as 'guaranteed' so what i saw in my dream was 'orthodontally high chance of death' and then i just spawned wings as i died
then i tried to search 'orthodontally' and found out that that means 'tooth doctor'
Off topic but have y’all ever had a dream related to school, wake up, and be really disappointed that it was a dream and now you have to go to school again
@@The_og_moonwalker I had a dream that tried to fuck with my perception of time while i tried to go to school by "waking me up" at a different hour each time (i kept waking up in a different dream which was in the same dream) until i actually woke up. It thankfully didn't mess up my perception of time but it did make me uncomfortable and confused.
My grandpa once woke up laughing to tears after hearing a joke in his dream, so he went to the study and wrote it down to tell his wife.
When he woke up, it said "I AM A HAMMER".
Well, was he?
@@user-hd7dv7rr5x Haha no. But he was really disappointed.
Oh, thank God he wasn't a drill :O
If it was that funny when he heard it in the dream, the person telling it to him must have really nailed the punchline… :P
@@user-me6td1up1myeah, it must’ve been a real stomach pounder!
Evil Spotify has you pay for ads, but the ads are so funny that it's worth paying for
This needs to be real
No, the horrendous, dare i say, MONSTROUS spotify has NO ADS, and it has QUALITY MUSIC when you hit the SHUFFLE BUTTON
@@takenshota546Oh dear god. That means that all the shit music is the music you select.
@@takenshota546 Wait,what!? Tgis is outrageous...quality music when shuffling a song?!
What if it was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Spotify and played only love songs and the ads were just constant moaning
I had a dream that had both an A and B plot that were separate from each other. The A plot is very nsfw, but the B plot involved the Muppets trying to get arrested for Jaywalking.
TRYING to?
That b plot sounds some skit they'd end up in
@@rotomfan63 It's even funnier when contrasted to that A plot was something VERY horny. I don't remember what it was exactly though.
@@darienb1127can you give us done minor details about plan A?
down ABYSMAL
"One day your hatred will birth a god of spiders" unironically sounds like a very good message for all humans
I think I have that death metal album somewhere.
goes hard ngl
My writer brain is becoming inspired and coming up with a bunch of story ideas
It reminds me of a silent hill track, Breeze- In Monochrome Night, at the very end there is a monologue directed to the protagonist about birthing a God. "There is another reason to fill your heart with hatred,... One day you will birth a God..."
*youy're
"Snakes have no need for legs, Hector" is an unironically fire quote
In genesis, Yahweh punished the snake by removing its limbs and made the human mortal. However it is revealed that snakes are like that due to evolution.
What about that dream about the Mario kart track that took 3 days to complete?
@@Kaydee_Y1pp33You're going to have so much sex
@@miuki2721what if the genetic ancestors of snakes were just the snakes before being punished
@@rianmela3825 Some snakes, such as the boa have vestigial hindlegs as insight
I dreamed that I created a meme that was a 3d modeled man with a cone for a nose saying ''oh dear, i have become YOGURTS''
I want to see this now.
welp time to lazily mash free blender models
Read this in a Marvin the Martian voice
I had a stress dream once. I had to design a house that had 18 bathrooms and a finite amount of space. I couldn’t just add more square footage to make room for the 18 bathrooms. I tried negotiating with the people that they didn’t need that many bathrooms in one house. It didn’t work. They threatened to add more bathrooms if I tried to take away one of the 18 bathrooms.
Given how horribly designed most bathrooms in dreams are, you could probably find a way to make it work somehow. Stack a few toilets on top of each other for people who don't like being alone. Maybe add a faucet to each of them to save space on sinks.
@wintershock based on this comment I was kept wondering, do you design houses for a living by chance?
Sounds like some kind of Sims build challenge.
@@highdark7919 yes
That genuinely sounds like it could be quite stressful
One time I had a dream that Markiplier came into my house unexpectedly, and I didn't have all my laundry put away. I was embarrassed by this, as I was just getting around to putting away my bras. I sheepishly tried to hurry that along, but Mark stopped me. "WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!" Mark yelled. "I KNOW WHAT A BRA IS FOR, DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BOOBS I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE?" He then proceeded to waste the time we apparently didn't have in order to list off all the kinds of boobs he'd seen. It didn't spawn a meme in that dream, but for weeks there were references to that dream in my other dreams all over the place. The dream was a dream meme, but I didn't make a meme in my dream, if that makes sense.
That literally sounds like something Mark would say.
gold
I can literally visualize him doing this, you nailed his personality fr
This sounds familiar, I swear. Did you maybe tell this story somewhere else, too?
@@catbatrat1760 I've told this story so many times, you might have wandered into it. It's a great dream, I'll never not bring it up when the chance arises.
i had a weird daydream where a meme was “bro was breathing sarcastically” and it was some dude sitting on a bench at night
Seen that meme.
@@fineless it’s a real thing???
I keep having dreams where PewDiePie is my distant cousin and I’ll randomly see him at family reunions, but he always arrives in the bed of a pickup truck.
With or without a seal?
@@Gloomdrake I don’t think I’ve ever seen him with a seal companion if that’s what you’re asking
@@BrickArmyProductions no, the kinda seals that you put on things to contain something, like freshness or a dark god
@@Gloomdrake Oh, no; he has been fully unleashed to his full potential, bound by no seal
Make the opaque deer clear! 🦌🧽
I had a very vivid dream just last night that I went on "Five Nights at Freddy's - The Ride." It was billed as a "multimedia, holographic horror experience," with cutting edge special effects. The draw of the ride was that you had to play minigames throughout the whole ride to keep the animatronics from killing you, while all around you it was basically a really creepy haunted house that tried to distract you from your "tasks." You'd sit in a slow moving car with about five other people, completing minigames on a tablet. If somebody else in the car failed their minigames, then a hologram of one of the animatronics would come in and violently mangle them, bite their heads off, tear off limbs, etc. Meanwhile, everybody in the car would be splashed by warm water. Cutting edge holographic technology would then make it seem like, instead of a person sitting in front of or next to you, they'd actually been killed and left as a mangled corpse, and the magic of holograms made all the warm water look red like blood. At the same time, though, you knew they were actually still alive, because anybody who died would sit there complaining about how they lost - they were just _literally invisible_ because of the holograms. When the ride was over, I was shaking because the whole thing was gory and scary as hell, but everybody else who got off with me complained about how "lame" it was.
i wanna ride that
That sounds hella cool, omg.
I genuinely wish this was real and also that we had that kind of technology in general. Like, imagine what else people would be able to make if we had that kind of technology.
Somebody needs to make this
Holy shit that sounds amazing
I had a dream once that God and Satan were having beef on twitter, and all the Catholics and Satanists were aggressively sending mean-spirited memes back and forth (like soyjacks and shit) to try to "get one up" on each other. It was really bizarre.
Sounds awesome tome.
LMAOO 💀
As an atheist, this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read
@@alicebthegachaweirdo8378 as a hellenist, I agree.
As a satanist, this is so fricking funny @@alicebthegachaweirdo8378
"Emergency Frog Situation" and "Eugene! Not Again!" are such perfect memes.
Don't let your dreamemes be medreamemēs. Make your dreamēmemēs come true.
"Snakes have no need for legs Hector" goes so hard, Fring would so say that
The amount of laughter that "is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?" was able to siphon from me was irrational.
eis buff eis zhigguly are you zhokzter
I haven't stopped laughing in about 10 minutes, I'm crying and my throat and cheeks hurt 😂
9:27 It is SO stupid and I love it so much
are you jokster?
I swear I recognize it from somewhere, like that was a thing going around the internet a few years ago. equally funny now as it was then
"make the opaque deer clear" seems like a spell that subscribers to this channel will now chant ominously whenever the opportunity arises
Watching "Leave the World Behind"
This sentence is so funny for some reason. It's been stuck in my head for 20 minutes now
Make the opaque deer clear
Make the opaque deer clear
Make the opaque deer clear
The "EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!!!" sounds like it was recorded inside of a toilet and i love it
I had a dream I was climbing into a limo and inside markiplier was pole-dancing while fish-people were throwing screws at him. I had no clue where the limo took me, but all I know is a giant worm with googly eyes emerged from the ground, said “oh deary me, you’re still alive. I’m very sorry, but I am hungry” and proceeded to devour me whole.
I once had a dream that in the future some scientists start having a mental breakdown looking at a “kid named finger” meme as they tried to rationalize it
The child: 👁👄👁
Probably somewhere on a distant alien planet studying humans.
hmm... maybe it means something like "we're going to let/have Finger paint (this image)", and "kid named Finger:" is preceding the painting, meaning that he has did the painting. it is not very humorous, though it might be that the lack of humor is humorous itself.
Pucci Minion 💀
Kid named paint:
I had a dream that I was sitting on the couch at Game Grumps and they were playing a random video game about shit stains. We were all talking to each other casually and making jokes until I confessed that I did NOT have a shit fetish, and Dan asked me to leave while Arin cried his eyes out.
Out of laughter or what
Sounds about right, hope to see you on Guest Grumps one of these days
😭😭WHAT??
game grumps shit fetish video
@@bbbeanmanI’m in the same boat
I had a dream where me and my buddies were food critics, and we got chased by a bear into a McDonald's. Turns out the manager was Colonel Sanders, and we ordered all the food on earth. One of my friend's sacrificed his life eating all the food, so Sanders ended up quitting.
Sorry but just the idea that McDonalds clones Colonel Sanders to make him the manager of a single franchising location is really funny to me. Like they could make him their new mascot to try to out compete kfc but don’t, just make him a manager at a random location.
I had a dream where some people accidentally time-traveled into the future, and it happened to me. In my confusion, someone approached me and yelled in a racist manner, “Go back to your own timeline!”
I think it's pretty indicative of present day humor that dream-made memes are virtually indistinguishable from real ones.
Unironically these dream memes are funnier than real ones lol
Virtually indistinguishable. Is that a pun?
Especially Eugene
@@slimyboixdi wish that one were real
@@slimyboixdEugene fans rise up 🗣️🗣️💯🔥
In my dream, my brain somehow designed an entire, 7-building complex of stately homes that had been turned into museums. 5 years later and I can still remember the entire layout of these buildings - how they were organized, how many floors they had, what they had in them - everything.
Build it in sims fr
@@mekova5498 honestly i think i might
Dude. You have architecture in your future.
describe
please work in architecture
I had this meme in a dream, being 'WE'RE ALL MARBLES NOW' over a photo of a landscape where everything was made out of marbles.
The dream was about: everything slowly turning into marbles, starting with me becoming a marble.
Not long ago I had one that was similar to those memes of a skeleton lifting weights and it says "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS _____ INTO _____", except the text was shifted to the side and formatted weird, instead saying "A BICYCLE IS A TOOL for observing OBJECTS that you CANNOT ORDINARILY SEE". I then immediately woke up and sometime later made that image a reality, and it makes just as little sense as I remember it making.
If some marbles were to pass away, would everyone be losing their marbles???
"I am 33 years old"
Most mature 33 year old man in the world
Respect for Matt because he didn't let anyone simp for him
Matt could’ve just used stock sound effects, but he went right for it and made the sounds himself. What a legend.
yes and i love when he said 'im 33 years old' at the end xDDD
this dude would climb a damn mountain for a reddit post. lets see your ai do that awful text to speech channels
888th like ❤
it's called foley
I had a dream that Alaska had passed a law stating that a building could not be haunted by more than 114 ghosts at a time.
I love this
It's a safety precaution! If you have too many ghosts in one place it can cause the fabric of reality to deteriorate, leading to things like endless hallways, spontaneous floorplan changes, and the building itself becoming a living organism. These things (and more) are all very dangerous outcomes, so I can see why you'd want to restrict the amount of ghosts that can inhabit a building.
There's a fair number of obscure local laws that exist not because they're generally practical, but because there was _that one guy_ (of any gender) who did something weird and/or aggravating but _technically legal,_ so a new law had to be made to just to stop them.
...the mind reels at the sheer perseverance needed to cause a building to be haunted with "at least 115" ghosts, in a state with such a low population density to begin with.
That sounds like something in New Orleans.
Otherwise the Ghostbusters will break into the building.
You made food that came to someone in a dream. What was once an Onion sketch has become reality.
Me: is it Your or You're?
Frog: *Y O U Y ' R E*
I am impressed with everyone’s abilities to turn these into real images
same?? i couldn't recreate an image from a dream if i tried
@@mariellaacardosoI dreamt fortnite and among us had a collab with minecraft
@@KrystalGtag1997 jesus christ what is this comment
@@LiamDoesStuff22 I thought we were saying our memes made up in dreams
@@KrystalGtag1997 ik but that is a rly weird dream
I had a dream a few days ago that I was reading about a scientific study that showed that 92% of the health benefits of being vegetarian could be accounted for by the fact that vegetarians statistically eat more cauliflower.
> be me
> wake up
> get ready
> go to party
> meet matpat from game theory
> be shocked
> ask him about his latest theory
> he starts explaining enthusiastically
> can't keep up with his fast talking
> nodding along pretending to understand
> feel like a fraud
> awkwardly excuse myself to get a drink
> spend rest of the party avoiding eye contact with him
a greentext I made
"One day your hatred will birth a god of spiders" is legitimately frightening.
As someone who used to have a humongous fear of spiders, It's terrifying.
me, a game player: *dreams of me tearing the god apart*
@@IHateColorTheoryI read that as homogeneous.
Spiders as is could solo humanity in theory, there's soo many of them. We don't even need to exploit allergies
Im gonna put it on a t-shirt
My dreams have been getting increasingly vivid, yet also incredibly mundane. So last night, I ended up dream-hallucinating that I got up and washed all the dishes before crawling back into bed. I, in fact, did not do the dishes.
Bro, my mom talks about this all the time. I have super crazy vivid dreams consistently, probably because of my medication, so I'll tell her about it and she'll just get this sad look in here eyes like "I had a dream about going to work, coming home and making dinner, and then going to bed. Then I woke up and realised have have to actually do that shit still"
@@aynDRAWS I honestly wouldn't complain about that myself, because I'd essentially live an entire extra day for free.
I dreamed that my house was a disaster, and guests came over... Uninvited... They were just suddenly there and i was so embarrassed and also mad at whoever invited them for not telling me we're having guests so i could at least tidy up. Another time i dreamt the same thing except this time my landlord was the visitor and she was not pleased at the state of the house at all. And i was like hehe uhh..sorry... Uhm.. Yeah I'm cleaning it right now...
My house was, in fact, never a disaster, but rather clean and we were not having guests any time soon. And my landlord hardly ever comes over.
couple years ago, dreamt that i'd got up, got ready for school and all that. literally got to the front door and woke up. immediate brain reaction was "i just put all that effort in, I'm not doing it again"
You must've been extremely confused the next morning when you clearly recall yourself doing the dishes.
One time I woke up for school and I had this weird thought of a friend saying “twin towers gyatt🤣” which I thought was normal since I was half asleep.
what the scallops
WHAA LMAOO
@@snowballgunpro1Swhat the cabbage?
@@jeandutoit1226 WHAT the onions
@@Legend-nb5xl what the 9/11
I once dreamed that me and my cousin played the star wars pod racing game.
I only found out years later that it's a real game.
He can cook, gaslight us about deer being opaque, and read gibberish. Matt needs a raise.
Most deer are, in fact, opaque
and with alcohol too!
And fart into a mic
He needs a BIG raise my man.
That wasn't cooking it was edging food poisoning
Matt, never stop doing it for the content.
Even if it means shitting yourself to make a soundbite.
"Alright lads, here we go.
*sound of matt dumping it in his own pantaloons*
Oh crap, that's big. SKULLEMOJIIIIIIIIIII"
@@thelarryman482skullemojiiii
Sharting* 😂
As a wise human being once said, “do it for the vine”
@@FatFerret511 ancient knowledge
Had a dream where the local cement factory was actually a drug cartel run by the maffia, and when i found out they chased me down in a katyusha and i escaped in 1909 Caddilac
Had a dream when I was around 6, a 2d wolf tied me up on a bike and rode me around the fish market and the same thing we both said for like an hour was “let me go” “no” and I kicked him in the nuts so hard I woke up to me kicking my pillow.
I have had a LOT of weird dreams. One was where my entire town was in a lockdown state, because an old man had made a mini theatre in the street. The man encouraged anyone to join him, but the town would rather stay inside. I was inside and decided to look out the window, but all I saw was Morshu, the shopkeeper from Zelda CD-I, was t posing in a black void. I was so terrified I hid under a blanket. Then my entire family was held hostage by a biker with a pink mohawk. I punched him in the back of the head and I woke up out of fear.
IM SCREAMING WHAT
@@Weeping_W1ll0w would you be surprised if I said that that dream was one of my most normal ones I had
“Sleep paralysis, the void, nightmares. You want it? It’s yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rubies!”
Biker from hotline miami visited you in a dream.
“Morshu… was t posing in a black void” sent me.
what’s insane is how realistic some of these are. not only can i completely invision eugene the isopod memes and r/howbigarethey existing in reality, i also sincerely wish they did
YES
Eugene the isopod memes are my new favorite thing XD
My brother in Christ she stabbed you
Also the r/comics top post one, that got a good laugh outta me
Be the change you wish to see in the world
In my dream, my brain somehow made an entire fucking anime season where some random ass crystal took over a school or something and right after my brain followed up with the penguins from Madagascar trying to steal the protagonist’s powers
I once had a dream where me and some classmates were in a small, yellow room baking cake for Gordon Ramsay, except there was nothing in the room except for a long black table and chairs. Gordon was not pleased.
I love how the time travel interface has a determinism toggle, as if you can just decide if the universe is deterministic or not.
What does that mean. Is it Happened time travel/Happening time travel?
@@aedenoleary determinism is the belief that things have a predetermined future, and thus free will is either useless or just non-existent. For example, "children are doomed to repeat the mistakes of their parents" and "the history of humanity is a tale of progress" are semi-deterministic phrases, "it all goes according to God's plan" is a fully deterministic phrase. So time travelling in a universe where determinism is a fact would be very different than doing so in a world where nothing is predetermined
@@aedenolearydeterminism is a concept in philosophy that if you have the same starting conditions in the universe it will end up the same every time. Essentially it would mean our timeline is fixed and can't be changed if it's deterministic, and that no moment in time is guaranteed to happen if it isn't
@@milo713 youtube hid your reply when I made mine, nice explanation
You only ever make a real choice when you turn that switch on. You were always going to turn off the determinism since it's deterministic.
"One day your hatred will birth a god of spiders" is such a damn raw line.
Sounds like an idea for a horror-fantasy book about the creation of a new deity.
*Youy’re
Reminds me of Lolth
Zath
This is literally the plot of The Magnus Archives
@@user-lt7rn4pz4fThe church of Lolth approves this message
I had a dream where I ate a devil fruit, but it was a cookie. I crushed up the devil fruit cookie thing and removed the seeds (which were candy corns) and then ate it. After I had eaten most of it I realized there were instructions and they were “add 2 cups of sweet water and remove seeds” so I started panicking bc I hadn’t added sweet water, so I started adding sweet water to the remaining crumbs, then drank it. I tried to use my “power” but all I heard was “n a i v e” in my head over and over again and I was crying bc I had lost my ability to swim for nothing and now I could only hear “n a i v e” in my head.
the naive-naive fruit 💀💀💀
@@NickIncomplete literally what me and my friends called it
That has to be the worst Devil Fruit ever
@@DepressedRainbowSweater"Oh? You thought you were gonna get some neat powers from eating this? How N a i v e."
... alternatively it could be a psychic power that makes people naive, idk.
Talk about dedication. How many other people would actually create a genuine fart for a video?
As a child I once spent several minues in a sort of sleep paralysis/half draming state and I saw a man standing in my room who was challenging people to touch the cactus on my windowsill like it was some sort of carnival attraction. Appearantly you could earn a few bucks if you dared to touch that cactus.
Did you touch the cactus?
Free money!
@@leoncaples2947 I wanted to, but when I fully woke up, he was gone :(
The cactus: 🌵
Interesting paralysis demon, I guess he came to you and then saw the cactus, "Sick! Hey everyone! Check out this prickly thing! I dare you all to touch it!"
@@heinrich.hitzinger Touchy
i wish "emergency frog situation" was a real thing, because every situation feels like an emergency frog situation.
Your wish is granted
The fact that dreams are based on what people do IRL before they sleep 💀
after seeing this comment, i was kinda curious about the user shown in 3:26.
If dreams are based on things I was doing while I was awake, should I be concerned that my dreams consist of being sucked into walls, or watching from the sidelines as Daniel Radcliffe jumps off of a cliff while holding a goldfish into a pool of acid?
I had a dream where izuku midoriya was a yandere and bakugo was actually really nice, I remember at the end of it izuku was actually a robot and bakugo plugged a charger in him saying something like. "Go to sleep, heal yourself..."
You sure that's not the season one finale? 😂
Bakugo....being nice? One man's dream is definitely another's nightmare.
My mom had a dream that she was a bodyguard, and her job was to deliver a briefcase to a stage in front of an audience. The briefcase had a hotdog inside, which she would prop up on a stool with a microphone positioned next to it. The audience would watch the hotdog sit on the stool, silently (because it was a hotdog), and would laugh intermitently, like it was a stand up routine of some kind. People loved it, and the hotdog was very famous.
Now the problem is that, she could never successfully deliver the hotdog to the stage. It would always get water on it, so its bun would fall apart, and it would die. The dream kept replaying, so the hotdog kept dying over and over.
She was pretty distressed when she woke up.
id say pour one out for comedy hotdog but i think its too soon ✊😔
MURDERER@@lazy_bt
Seems like a ground-hog situation
Matt, as Brits, we should actually start calling meat feast pizza specifically Bimmy, in order to further confuse the Americans.
As an American fan of Matt Rose's videos who can join the silliness, I see this as an absolute win
As a Canadian who is always caught in between these silly conflicts
_I'm in_
As an American Matt Rose fan, I too will be joining in.
not again eugene !!
As another American fan of Matts chaotic and funny videos, *I would be glad to participate in this.*
as an another American I also love me some bimmy
The fact that I would be compelled to click "Evil Spotify" in an instant is probably symbolic of how quickly I would fall victim to cursed or otherworldly things.
I once had a dream that was just the word “fugly” in comic sans. This traumatized me.
I respect how matt is actually adding a bit of depth to his stuff. He should do a "following the internets WORST recipies" video.
aunt myrna's party cheese salad
There’s a channel called “How to cook that” which does something similar. She recreates recipes from social media and shows how they work - or more often how they don’t work, and then she explains and shows how to do it right
Matt Rose vs Kay’s Cooking
That’d just be Matt Rose doing a HowToBasic
That would be awesome
"Snakes have no need for legs hector" is fire though
Coulda been in the show honestly
@@emilysmith2965 yeah.
Ever since my encounter a few months ago my dreams have been really fuckin weird, I had one recently where basically everyone I knew stood in a circle and screamed “your the best sigma” at me over and over, shit was terrifying
Hey sigma, you’re finally awake
your the best sigma
*YOU'RE THE BEST SIGMA.*
My favorite meme created by this subreddit is when someone dreamed that the new fad was to ask people “will u be my venny?” and then when they inevitably asked what you were talking about, you sent them a horribly compressed Springtrap gif captioned “the b” and then block them
Wouldn't be a complete cooking with Matt if he wasn't practicing alcoholism.
And flipping both knives and my heart in one go
Wouldn't be a complete Matt if he wasn't practicing alcoholism
He's not practicing, he's already mastered the art.
@@LeonagraphyIKR
I once had a dream where I was a detective working in the original CSI TV series.
For some reason a burrito was now called a "sparitto", and it was the most common food people ate while in the break room.
I was friends with a character I didn't recognize, and she constantly called them "sparities" [pronounced spah - ree - tees].
One of the higher ups in my department told her I wouldn't be joining her for lunch, and she sadly said "aww... now I have to eat all these sparities all by myself", while surrounded by literally hundreds of taco bell burritos.
I woke myself up by laughing because of just how stupid it was 😂
This is hilarious
Taco Bell sparittos*
The sparrito: 🌯
she had SPAREittoes haja
I read so many comments but this is the one that got me, lmao
This video has caused my little brother to remind me to adjust my sqwimble every day
This is probably my all time favourite subreddit, would love to see you do more from it
I can't believe you actually combined a quesadilla, taco, and bimmy into one bite
The bimmy really carries the whole combination
Better than having pineapple on bimmy for some ig
I'm totally lost, why are you calling pizza that- am I dumb or something😭
Apparently I didn't finish the rest of the video, I understand now.
before I finished the video I just thought that must be a british word 💀
Congratulations Matt. Emergency Frog Situation has become a meme all over TH-cam.
It’s because I adjusted my squimble while time traveling
Thought it was sqwimble?
You clearly haven't read the release notes for 1.4. It's a common problem, really. Sqwuimble is a lot like the determinism toggle, but you get to apply the area of effect. I'm excited because leaks have shown that in Time Travel v1.6, they'll add a slider that operates relative to time instead of space, allowing you to form even stronger gravity wells to resist both the big rip and the heat death. Not zombies though. Maybe they'll do something about that in 1.7...@@erronblack308
@@FireKingJJBoy bro set it on 8 next time trust me
@@jakegaming898idk man I set mine to 7 and it was pretty damn good
I cannot believe he actually cooked it.
For some reason, technology doesn't exist in my dreams. I've never seen a computer, smartphone, or a TV in a dream.
*_EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION_*
I don't know what is funnier, the flashing frog, Matt yelling the above phrase, or "We are Number One" playing in the background.
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION ❗❗🐸💯🔥🔥🗣️😊
All of above
I once had a dream that the number one sport in the world was a thing called ‘patisserie ball’ - it was a pretty standard game of “get the ball to the place and win a point”, but the important difference was that everyone in the audience was given a tray of little desserts. Each team had a signature dessert associated with them, and whenever a point was scored you’d be allowed to eat one of that team’s desserts. Oh and the game itself was played by fully sentient animals, but no one seemed particularly interested in that because we were here for the cakes, goddamn it. In my dream the game I attended ended up finishing 0-0 with no points scored at all, and people fucking rioted.
i want that i love desserts
Those players would have the craziest diet ever...
Weirdly cute but extremely fire
Dang you dreamed about a sport that could function well, in concept.
Meanwhile I had a dream of a weird sport which was a combination of hockey and football. Goalies perched on towers, and the walls of the stadium were super tall. xd
So no one ate the deserts
That cooking segment in the middle of this video is too wholesome for words.
"Eugene! Not again!" Goes so hard though
tbh i want more of that lol
I recently had a dream that someone brought a cow into a hospital, and it got out of the room it was in, so then the cow was just free roaming in the hospital and no one could find it. It became the hospital's unofficial mascot and people started making jokes like "No metal objects near MRI machine. It makes the cow sad."
There's a COW - loose in a hos-pital!
I now headcanon that the cow belonged to a little kid and it died and they told them it got loose in the hopsital
@@MDreamerIsBiis that a John Mulaney reference i see?
@@MDreamerIsBi my thoughts exactly
I had a dream where my uncle was friends with Robert Downey Jr. He was like, "RDJ's in the car out back. Don't worry about him, he's a little high right now ." And then RDJ procedeed to chase me through a neverending labyrinth of residential bathrooms.
I’m imagining he did it while loudly screaming the lyrics to Iron Man
One time I had a dream a screaming old lady and god, but as a woman were in this void with me, the floor was white but also simultaneously solid water? I was staring at a reflection of myself, but I looked like an anime girl, and God was speaking 24/7 with no breaths in between, and she was saying existential shit, and the old lady was screaming 24/7, and after a while I got tired of the dream, and I jumped into the void and woke up.
ah shit he's back on drugs again
@@homemadecringeycontent6363 HAS HE LOST HIS MIND
@@yuarentluckythe subconscious can make some weird ass situations
I once had a dream that I was in the choir room at my school but it was like 100 feet above the ground and there were slides to get to the bottom. For some reason, the Impractical Jokers were there and we were all sliding and stuff and then my sister walks in and just threw up on the floor. I also had another dream that I was in New York and I met the Impractical Jokers at a cafe. They all hated me for some reason.
That knife spin was probably the most panic inducing thing I have ever witnessed.
I didn't expect Matt to spend (likely) half an hour or so cooking food solely because a Redittor had a dream. Never change, Matt.
This is the first video of this guy I’ve watched, I thought it would just be a dude reading off reddit posts but he actually goes all out! I’m pleasantly surprised :D
Emergency frog situation is in my dream and nightmares and my reality
That Breaking Bad one with "Snakes have no need for legs" is such a savage line. If that was real, it probably would have blown up like nothing else.
Weirdest dream I've had? Was walking home with a friend. On the way there a guy asked us if we had time for a side quest. The side quest was: choose a bucket to put a goldfish into. One bucket was really small and the other was really big. We obviously put it in the big bucket since the fish needed space. The moment the fish entered the bucket the man started laughing at us and screamed YOU FAILED THE SIDE QUEST as fire started to shoot out the bucket...
The bucket: 🪣
Telltale
Well, of course you failed. The goldfish was small so you should've picked the small bucket. If you had a carp or something the the big bucket would've made sense.
@@ambiguousdrink4067 goldfish need 10 gallons, or 20 gallons, or the entire ocean because you're confused on how many gallons they need
the bucket doesn't have enough filtration either
do not buy a goldfish with my advice, it is not legal tender and it was around 30 seconds on google
Ive had so many weird dreams I dont know where to start...
I had this dream a couple of years ago, I don’t remember all of it but I remember I was in a random house watching American Dad and the main character “Stan” getting sprayed in the face with some Cheeto like powder for some reason and weirdly if I laughed I would get flung down the stairs by nothing, I woke up after confused as Eff.
For two days in a row, I’ve had these dreams that the world was going to plunge into nuclear war. One dream showed me, my family, and a bunch of other people that weirdly looked familiar watching live podcasts giving updates about the war. The other dream had my apartment struck by a ballistic missile, and my family had to evacuate.
I have this reoccurring dream where a news reporter says “well although our news it delicious, let’s take an ad break.” ~jazz music~ “DONT FORGET TO PEE” than it fades and I wake up in a puddle of piss 💀
Maybe try peeing before you sleep?
You may want to see a doctor if you keep peeing in your sleep.
😰
as a comment said, pee before you sleep, you can't sleep a full bladder away
T-thank you
Memes made in people’s dreams feel like more refined/polished memes that would be made by an AI
Theyr're from other multiverses.
Technically, we are the first AI. In a manner of speaking of course.
@@SaffronicSaffronwe're not artificial, dummy
i always thought that ai generated images look like what you see in your head when you think of a thing, generally looking right but having very vague finer details. im pretty sure that this has merit
@@SaffronicSaffronwe aren't artifical intelligence, we are natural stupidity
I had a... rather interesting stress dream last night about going to a gaming convention where there was a lot of Undertale themed stuff. I believe I went over to a group of UTY fans, stole a sign one of them was holding and lit it on fire, then proceeded to throw said fire into one of the stalls which resulted in the entire building catching fire. Everyone started freaking out (obviously), but I decided that I wasn't done, climbed on top of the burned stall and started throwing bits of it at people as they ran?? Also, the entire time all of this was happening, I was screaming like Flame Hyenard from MMX7.
All in all, quite therapeutic. 10/10 would *BURN TO THE GROUND* again.
What flowey does when he finds out he's immortal:
That is the most aggressive quesadillaing I've ever seen.
I once dreamt up the script for a studio Ghibli movie. I dreamt up all the notes to a soundtrack and all the scenes and settings. It’s about a girl who accidentally becomes a spirit and travels through other people to find her way home.
okay what that sounds so cool.
like she lives as other people to find her way back?
That sounds like a sick movie.
That sounds fire as hell.
Holy heck . Make it real
You should write about it
Last night I realized I was dreaming while I was dreaming about being in a grocery store, so I tried to read all of the labels and signs to see if I actually could. They all looked like they were straight out of Matt Rose's AI videos, and the only one I can remember was a sign over the meat department that said, in cursive, "Try PCP - Popcorn Chicken & Crickets!" Nearly woke myself up laughing but managed to stay in there.
I'm wheezing the stupidest little laugh at this one 🤭
What else happened?
@@V0IDWARE Well. Some really bitchy lady was working at the store and left a giant drum of cooking oil open on the shelf balanced precariously so that it would easily tip over, and when I walked past it it tipped over and spilled. I picked it up and asked her for help, but she rolled her eyes and left the aisle. I went to find a manager and reported the spill, then went back to the aisle with the spill because my cart was there. When I got back, the bitchy employee had shoved my cart so it rolled all down the aisle, tracking oil all the way, and put her stocking U-Boat in the exact space I was. The manager came back wearing different clothes (and here I realized, "Ah, yes, this is a dream. Nothing to worry about) and the employee tried to pin 100% of the mess on me but I was like, "It was her fault. Check the cameras. See you laters, I'm gonna go do dream shit."
then after reading all the signs and finding cool Super Paper Mario party decorations, I practiced dream summoning, which has rarely ever worked for me. I said out loud, "I'm gonna turn around, and Spy TF2 is gonna be there, and he's gonna want to hang out with me and it's gonna be awesome." And I did, and he was, and he did, and we went into the back storage where they had large plastic storage tubs that had entire apartments inside them. So I lived in a plastic tub apartment with Spy from Team Fortress 2. But then the imagery turned more into thinking about what I wanted to do, and I went "Oh, shit. This is me waking up. I'm having fun. Don't make me go back there; I wanna stay in the dream."
You had a Lucid Dream
@randomlightstand I've been practicing and this was the first time it went this well ^u^
Matt's dedication to his fans, though. It's absolutely incredible. Let's give him a round of applause 👏👏👏
Most of my dreams are nightmares but the few that aren't are just super weird. Like I had the same dream twice about getting lost in a maze and then finding Yoda and a cat wearing a robe.
Eugene is quite devious sometimes
Not eugene
Underrated comment right here
I can still recall the times he shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand, sank the Titanic, and made the Stock Market crash. What a little rascal!
Classic Eugene am I right guys!
@@Antifearnand sparked the polio outbreak
I love Matt didn't just open the bag of cheese, he straight up executed it like an assassin.
ofc starscream would bro💀💀
I like how instead of doing a comment plug whenever he asks a question to us, he just finds out for himself.
Once had a dream that Wild E. Coyote caught the roadrunner and said "G'day chap" and then released roadrunner and roadrunner started saying "G'day Chap", but slightly more pretentiously
Never had a meme dream before, but I did once dream that I was in a small classroom with seven people (3 of whom were my friends), and that a giant tsunami came and wiped us all out. However, because I stood at the window not panicking and thinking "It's ok, I'm ready", my drowned corpse got revived as a mermaid by some sort of sea god who was like "Congratulations! Because you showed no fear, you have been rewarded! You may revive whoever you want to help you on your quest!". So I revived the 3 friends as mermaids and became some dystopian-atlantis leader I guess??
Cool as fuck dream
Bro your brain was testing your fear of death but it doesn't know what death is like, so when you didn't wake up from fear it had to improvise lol
gonna sound like a crappy weeb right now but this genuinely sounds like a plot to some absurd af Isekai story
That's an awesome dream!
@@DreamtaleEnjoyer bro in one of my dreams I forgot how I got there but I remember it was getting like creepy or something and I was on like the 25th floor of a building so I just ran to the nearest window and jumped out and right before I woke up there was a second where I just bounced LOL
the fairy comic is actually pretty good with story telling,it explains that when you turn 16 you get a personal fairy that does stuff like boiling your flesh,it explains it all in simply 4 to 6 panels
This could be SUCH a good show
@@BetterCallBigShotAutos I'm sure this show could turn anyone into a [Big Shot].
@@BetterCallBigShotAutoswhy do I keep seeing deltarune and Jojo pfps
@@The_og_moonwalkerit’s your sign to become a [[BIG SHOT]]!!!!!