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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2024
- Courier Six is 100% HIM, and anyone who says otherwise hasn't played the game and has an invalid opinion. (Credit to Caius for the Courier Flow pic.)
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This is what everyone in the Sierra Madre heard when they tuned a radio to the Courier's collar frequency.
I'm gonna make this the tagline for the video.
Best thing I've heard all week
I was smoking jet with Mr. House before you were even a post-war tribe 🗣🗣🗣
I'm smoking on some deathclaw egg shell encrusted buffout infused atomic cocktail boogers. Shit so loud it made Lily forget that she had grandkids.
FUCKING TOP-QUALITY
@@yourboyskeeter this shit ain't nothing to me man
@@sadscozo1941 "this shit don't mean shit to me man", pulls out golf club for House
She forgot that I am HIM. Gave Gam Gam a shot of med x so that I didnt feel bad when I beat the sense back into her.
Rolled a fat datura blunt with some of Joshua Graham's bandages, shit hit me so hard it took me to Zion.
ayoooooo 😂
Legend
Call me cotton wood cove the wave I be irradiating with beauty
The NCR are interrogating me for an ounce of mentats. As if I didn’t kill a desert ranger 2 miles away.
This shit ain't nothing to me man
Got that Stealth Suit Mark 2 on at the function. She was milking me under the table the whole time. I really do this.
HELL NAH
The idea that Six just walks around saying this stuff to himself is hilarious
The poor guy was shot twice
He just goes on and on for hours at a time
The reason you don’t hear it during new Vegas is because the bullet gave you telepathic abilities- you’re just blasting this into your enemies minds
I mean, I'm constantly making up one liners and saying shit like this when playing so... damn maybe I should start streaming.
Imagine the legion assassins hearing this in the distance as they wait to ambush him.
[Speech 100]
Speech 200 Charisma 20 type shit
[Speech 100% h i m]
Bars 100
Speech 300
Because he don't give a shit
This is the canon ending.
Independent new Vegas
THEY MUST BE LOBOTOMITES THEY FORGOT THAT IM HIM
I'M SMOKING ON THAT VAULT 22 SPORE DWELLER PACK
Oh God that's a golden line 🙏😤 ha
That can of Cram better stank, otherwise I don’t want it
Don't forget the duct tape
These are the words that defeated the Legate
vault 22 kush got me leaping like a spore carrier
Slowly faded into darkness I let the vertibirds take him.
"That Sierra Madre gold was so cheap, I asked Elijah for a refund."
Your average courier mentality
Been inhaling that Cloud Smoke got me not wanting to let go.
Vera Keys pussy grippin' me. Snipe tellin' me to let go, but I just keep cummin'. Got me shootin' ghosts straight out the bomb collar.
@@yourboyskeeter Elijah ain't nothing to me man. Found some residue in Dean's Secret Stash, cut that shit up with a Cosmic Knife, had me fighting holograms. Got your bitch's ass in one hand and a Madre Martini in the other.
@@yourboyskeeter if she can’t speak, does that mean she can’t scream for help while I have my way with her?
I’m letting go alright, letting go of poverty, Jit
Got a microchip filled with that Big MT lobotomite pack top shelf quality turbo. Delivered that shit straight into my prefrontal cortex
This is what the courier in season 2 needs to be like
Hank needs to show up in the Lucky 38 looking for his old pal Mr. House, only to find The Courier sitting upstairs with Yes Man running New Vegas.
@@maybetomorrownewmakerplease that would be so so funny
@@maybetomorrownewmakeromfg yes that would be perfect
This is a fact. 🎩
Top shelf datura venom got me digging my own grave, shooting myself in the head twice, and digging myself up just so I can go and smoke some more
"youre listening to Mr new Vegas, and im your host...Mr new Vegas. today i have an extra special call in interview with THE Courier, that im sure you have all heard SOOO much about. from the crawling out of the goodsprings graveyard to singlehandedly causing the tops massacre to opening the lucky 38, what hasnt this guy done? well, lets ask him..."
No-bark flow
Ulysses nuking shit like i didn't do it first with premium grade legion zaza.
The Canon courier six
this is my new favorite youtube video. "The Brotherhood calls me the tesla cannon cause my load can pierce power armor" -My contributive quote
Brotherhood tryna reclaim his dick for being a dangerous pre-war artifact😭😭🤨
This is what an independent playthrough is like
I spit so much heat, you’re gonna be wishing for a nuclear winter
Smokin on datura root blunts in Caesar's war tent. I gazed into the face of Mars, and straight crucified the opps. Watched him bake in the sun, and didnt feel a f***in THING. I'M A DEMON.
Big MT? More like Big M E because I'm HIM
This irradiated weed is really something else.
[Terrifying Presence]
Tabitha took a chance and spread it for an NCR dollar. She had a whole speakeasy behind those meat curtains
Smoked a cazador venom infused runt had me fucked up in the desert for days. Ran into a nerd out there on some bullshit about winning a lottery, so I pulled out the gat and ventilated his frontal lobe
This shit ain't nothin to me man
Dude i just played a playthrough just the fuck like this. I killed House wearing Benny's suit, with maria.
GUESS YOU RAN OUTTA LUCK ROBBIEEEE
Kino I'm blessed for this showing up in my recommended.
Wanderin' around The Strip, hotboxing my power armor with some psycho-infused bad karma YumYum from Zion. Everything gonna be alright.
This shit ain't nothing to me man
“Great Khan Mondo cannabinoids got me looking like Robert House in a test tube” had me dead.
If I had listened to this shit while driving I would’ve crashed.
fusion core one hitter so loud i woke up in Benny's penthouse
Courier Flow Ending
This is fucking great
The Average New Vegas experience be like:
6 minutes of pure Sierra Madre Gold
what the actual fuck is this video
and why doesn't it have hundreds of thousands of views
this video is fucking greta
The courier joining dr mobius in terrifying the think tank
This Jet ain't nothing on me man
This may genuinely be the greatest video I have ever watched
Shaking so hard I look like Christine's head when you tell her to get in the elevator.
If this ain’t how the courier is in Fallout Season 2 I DONT WANT IT 🗣️🗣️🗣️
This pvssy like the sierra madre, i can't let go!
This is a niche I am happy to be a part of
I am proud of also knowing where 0:47 is from (Gorgeous Freeman)
“I don’t care if I got brain damage, I don’t need to see the price tag anyway”
peak fnv content
The Dust courier’s last message sent out to the Mojave he once called his home
Charisma & Strength 10 builds:
Mr House: The courier must have amnesia, he forgot that I'm him.
We smokin' FEV-infused slow-release mentats, this shit'll have you mind-melding with ferals. Caught a fiend trying to run up on my vertibird, so I ripped his fuckin' heart out. The nightkin tried to match my bands, so I took out a ripper and shaved off his other personality. I drink bleak venom whenever I want to feel something.
Canon courier six
I climbed Helios and rode it like a pre war bovine, Caesar had a hard the size of an icbm. I crapped in Oliver's slippers and charisma level 10 my ass all the way back the main title screen without wild wasteland credits.
Bro, do you mind if I voice this? And the second one? I'd link back your videos.
0:47 Ain’t no one gonna mention the Gorgeous Freeman reference?
WALKED STRAIGHT INTO VAULT 22 AND ROLLED UP THE BIGGEST VEINY SPORE CARRIER BLUNT, SHIT SO LOUD IT'S GOT VULPES INCLUTA'S HAT BARKIN
I MUST HAVE JET WITHDRAWL, I FORGOT THAT IM VIM!!!! 🗣️🗣️🔥💯
Rolled up to the Lucky 38, looking for some trouble. Spotted Mr. House’s jerky ass looking like a whole ass vegetable, so I pulled out my Super Sledge and made him mashed potatoes. This shit ain’t nothing to me, man.
🤣🤣🤣
My caps long like Dead Money
Audio of a mailman with brain damage tripping hard on psyco as he travels the wild wasteland
My buds so loud it makes the FEV look like a Tylenol.
The best part is that this isn't even an exaggeration, 6 has and most likely can do everything mentioned easily. 6 IS LITERALLY HIM
Find me at Gomorrah vaping entire vault's worth of bufftats while I'm in VATS, because ain't no one moving
We here at Radio New Vegas apologize for the previous segment; we were unfortunately ousted from the booth by a drunken courier and a talking mole rat.
im smokin on that caeser cottonwood grove legionary special pack, shit so good it made cazador venom seem like dirty water
I truly wonder what type of wonderful degenerate fictional drugs and the culture therein could be explored in the Fallout IP beyond just minor flavor and gameplay incentives
This might be my favorite crossover ever
I love the huge AirPod
im smokin so much xcell i started to see glowing ones
[Terrifying Presence]
Them bullets even knew it was HIM and were too scared to kill him
Mind if I make a video ingame with this? I'll credit you and link straight to it!
Please do!
Mr. New Vegas calls ME Mr. New Vegas
I’m on 12 shots of med-x smokin on deathclaw dung.
i need 6 of these and more
I would love this to be the series of speech checks you give to Lanius.
Cannon courier be like
This is too good. Stars have aligned to bring us this art.
I understood every reference.
Mission accomplished.
They call Novac Fullvac because I wrecked that dinosaur like project Archimedes
Stealth builds don't compare to HIM
"I stole the Pimp Boy 3 Billion from Mick and Ralphs and took it back cuz I don't wear cheap shit"
Fallout’s version of that Dracula grampa guy goes crazy 😂
Someone needs to make a mod to add these as dialogue options
If I knew how to use GECK, I would mod it in.
This plus the comments is giving me a good chuckle. Thanks everyone
I fertilized EVERY egg in the thorn, ask Red Lucy.
Chillest FNV playthrought be like :
I burn so much green they call me cook-cook 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Before the bullet to the head, Courier 6 was quite proper and posh. Now he's.....well, he sounds kinda happy I guess.
NCR raided my damn Psychohouse and arrested all my best cooks.
Dixon… we need to cook, Dixon.
This sierra madre pack got me feeling over encumbered💀
The “Romance with Cass” mod we’ve never been blessed with:
As a fellow skeeter I'm glad we have the same humor
🫡