Dad Jokes with Kratos
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 พ.ค. 2018
- Kratos may be a dad now, but his journey to fatherhood won't be complete until he delivers some truly awful dad jokes. We teamed up with Kratos voice actor Christopher Judge to make our daddy dreams a reality.
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#godofwar #kratos - เกม
Hearing the most serious man in the world laugh is scary
It's like when Batman is being nice; it's terrifying
@@ZachYohama thtas exactly what i thingking🤣🤣🤣
@@ZachYohama Batman is nice. Just not to criminals.
@@ZachYohama there was this one time batman laughed to Harley
@@GooseWithAtophat gib deets
"I don't like elevators"
"I don't trust stairs"
*Starts floating*
Icarus' Wings
*jumps* the fucking god of war
Ladder
This comment has aged wonderfully since now you get to higher places via blades.
He misses the days he had wings
Imagine them selling the Kratos Dad jokes DLC pack... 😂
Stonks 📈
Shut up and take my money
TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY
I'll buy that for a dollar
Shut up and takey money and give your entire stock
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
When Kratos makes a joke but you're scared to laugh in case he's not joking.
?
Ah, because kratos said he's always serious.
@God of War how old are u now?
@God of War ahhh yes sir lol
@God of War I'm sorry ill be better
his voice literally can punch a guy .
I give this joke 2 out 10
@@lalalele441 I give your opinion 0 out of 10
@@blackfyre3149 i give ...nothing. cuz im shellfish
@@blackfyre3149 I give your comment -500 out of 10 😄
@@lalalele441 splish splash your opinion is trash
Christopher Judge sounds so intimidating, yet is easily ticked by any joke
Atk: yes
Def: 0
1:21 the laugh that will begin Ragnarok.
Ohh. THAT'S Why. Got it.
WELL WELL WELL
Yea, kinda sounded like The Joker ngl.
boy:"im sorry..."
kratos: *laughs menacingly*
Hi sorry.. im DAD
Atreus: Why did you name me this way?
@@maxm4375 atreus: why, why, whyyy
"When does a joke become a dad joke?"
"When it becomes apparent, boy."
Oooh nice one.
BOI
This one's new to me. Nice!
Perfect BOI
Underrated
I love how Chrisipher Judge is the opposite to every charactor he plays
Indeed
It's a boatload of fun to play opposite your personality in some way. You should try it at your next ttrpg.
Especially Tealc
So nobody remembers, when he played Darren the football jock in MacGyver? Just me? I see my old man self out.
@@madmanarrivednow Wasn't that just the one episode? He played Teal'c for 10 years. I can't see him as any other character. When playing GoW, all I can hear is Teal'c and it's so weird to hear his voice on a white guy 😂😂
1:19 how did he manage to make saying “a stick.” Sound SO threatened
Kratos: What is brown sticky and about to be in your skull
A stick
Cause he'll beat you to death with it that's why
Because his "stick" is threatening ...
@@Laras94 *_PLEASE_* tell me you mean the Leviathan Axe.
@@zsu-23-4shilka2 I don’t think they mean his axe
Man, I sure hope this guy gets an award for best performance
Guess who got an award for best performance
@@RiskRule Kratos?
This aged well
This aged so well
This aged extremely well (unlike the cod campaign)
"Hi sorry, I'm dad"
This is a very high-level dad joke.
I would call it savage...😂😂😂
Lol that’s hilarious 🤣
“Oh no, Kratos, why did you name me this way?”
The highest level of dad jokes. Reserved for only the dadliest of dads.
Hello "a very high-level dad joke."
Kratos: "Hold on boy, I have to axe them a question."
Atreus: Closes eyes, sighs, and facepalms himself
Know the joke (comic) and still crack me every time
Lmao
@@chiklachikla7641 yo link? >3>
1:04
more accurate reaction is dad... no..
1:33 my fav dad jokes
I want this to be animated and each time Atreus just keeps cringing
"What kind of comedy does the Norse god of war prefer?
Top-Tyr comedy."
need more likes
😂
Tyr??
Nice one.😂
Oh ffs 😂😂
Honestly, this guy could read the phone book and I'd still pay money to hear it
Our Lord and Saviour Imagine him narrating your life.
@@nicholaspeters1400 imagine anyone narrating your life
{ - }7{ - }7{ - }7{ - }7{ - }7{ - }7{ - }7
I worship you.
@@nicholaspeters1400
An mike enters the toilet to create a new mountain in a small see of clear water surrounded by en elfish white small bowl.
LMAOO i love how he has the voice acting professionalism to know to stay silent a few seconds after his lines end so they can be clean cuts, but then once that second or two of silence is up he just IMMEDIATELY bursts out laughing
Chris’s laughing is the best thing to ever exist he is so sweet and kind
Fatherly.
Mike Tyson was going to voice kratos but he told them he had a Thor throat
obi-wan kenobi you clever bastard😂
HAHAHAHAH this is the one
Mike Tyson confirmed for Thor in GOW5.
*read in Kratos' voice*
HAHAHAHAHA
“Don’t be sorry, be better”
“Hi dad, I’m better”
Clorox Bleach *Throws son to the Lake of Nine.*
"Now you are ready, better."
Okay, now I'm Ready Better
bruh i swear to god i see you everywhere... i replied to one of our comments if you remember
This guy is literally on every comment section
He seems to be an overall nice dude to be around.
I agree
Indeed. A calm and reasonable person.
Just like Steven Ogg with Trevor. After all he's a nice guy
00:37 [Sound of Stargate actor Christopher Judge enjoying dad jokes]
Love the subtitles!
"Girls' voices get higher when they talk to guys they are attracted to"
Girls when they talk to me:
Crush looks you in the eyes: *BOI*
Lol😂😂
*BOI*
Unlucky I did already seen this joke xd.
Lmfao🤣
i would buy a dad joke DLC for fathers day.
Krptic Unknown
Ay its kryptic i freaking love your beats
Krptic Unknown SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!
As would we all
I would sell my soul to get the devs convinced
Only if they had Atreus back to voice his reactions!
i love how the voice of Kratos, an angry and serious SOB is like a giggly kid when saying dad jokes
Honestly I could listen to Christopher's Dad Jokes as Kratos all-day.
The only dude that can say, "Are you winning, Son?"
“Are you winning, Boi?”
"I’m always winning, father"
Walks in on him stabbing Modi
"Are ya winnin' son?"
@@christopherfleetwood5252 boy*
@@davidbooth46ify That too
I love how giggily and loveable he is.
Ikr he's the goat
That deep, bellowing laugh is wholesome. I hope we get just one laugh out of Kratos in Ragnarok. Do it after the credits roll for all I care I just need to hear it lol.
@@BallBatteryReligion lol imagine a character like kratos the literal god of war who has killed the gods of olympus his own father zeus and who has lost his brother and mother, laughing. But yeah still it would be hella insane hearing him laugh in the after credits.
He got arrested for sexual harassment
@@jjc8873 wrong person. joseph gatt the motion capture was for alleged so not proven yet, if it does get proven then he sucks. christopher judge is still awesome as always
The "No eye deer" one got me teared up🤣
Christopher Judge is the definition of puberty hitting you in the face.
1:00 Atreus's reaction was priceless
"God... Damnit dad..."
“Dad!…Can you please say Excuse me atleast?”
@@DeniseManami kratos: excuse me at least
“No, he is called boy”
“cOmE bOy”
@@icebearc4859 Come? 🤨
Imagine if Kratos makes bread, he'll name it Kratoast.
Only 5 likes :(
Boiii lol
*In Zeus Voice*
are u a father too? bc that was dadful..
bc dreadful can be sound like dadful? get it? nvm i will leave
Dyno DexterHD hahwhwhhqhehkdbdbdnbdbe
When you're born blessed with a voice like this, you've got to rock it. I want Christopher Judge to narrate my life.
The gruffest dudes always have the best laughs
I wish this was in the actual game, imagine playing new game + and it's just kratos saying dad jokes all the way through
Depending on age and timing, some would welcome it and most would facepalm with Atreus.
It should be an option for New Game+, a "Comedic Kratos Mode" or something
I would pay for the game all over again for that option
@@Metphies- true.
Absolutely, was just telling my wife the same thing lol
Why did atreus stay afloat on water?
He had boi-ancy
thesynergy2 Know the meme, then remove your comment... boi.
Fine, fine, the law of Boi is absolute
Fuck. That's pretty good.
I'l tip my hat to that
This made my day
He forgot one of the biggest jokes of all……
*Zoos.*
Zoos.
Hearing what Kratos sounds like laughing is almost scarier than hearing him angry.
"I don't trust stairs, they are always up to something."
*Atreus facepalms*
@Rad • bruh bots like
Bruv that's crazy, as soon as I read this, that part came on the video😂
That one was perfect😂😂😂
Kratos: My dad
Atreus: Me
You should start taking steps to avoid them. 😂
I love how he absolutely laughs at these jokes and looks so guilty trying not to crack himself up.
I feel like the mental image of Kratos saying these is hilarious all onto itself.
🤣🤣
I love how the actor is basically the human embodiment of Cinnamon Roll but his characters are cold blooded killers/fighters
He looks so guilty that we can't JUDGE him.
I'll see myself out.
@@justinlewis1555 🤣🤣 Absolutely punny!
His silence after every joke and then he just begin to laught is most funny 😂
Mr. Judge is my new favorite voice actor. His performance in GoW was flawless, his humor is better than most people in our generation, and his speech at the Game Awards was inspiring.
The fact that he said "a stick" with a straight ass face and kept it for a split second killed me
I legit laughed so hard at that one I started crying! That delivery was just too perfect!! 😂😂😂
I love how you can clearly see him trying to hold his laughter in, before he fails completely
Giancarlo Esposito moment
Iconic line from God of War: Don't be sorry, be better.
Alternate universe: Hi sorry, I'm dad.
Alternative universe Kratos : Don't be Dad be son
Alternate universe: Don’t Son dad, be dad son
"Don't be salty, be better"
If kratos was a memer
Kratos: git good noob
Alternate universe wimp Kratos: don’t be better, be sorry
1:04 "You're supposed to be the god of war dad..."
1:21 that laugh is just the absolute best
I love how he laughs at the jokes because he's also a dad irl
I laughed at the jokes and I’m not a dad, heck I’m not even a man
And I’m only 18
@@immagical7036 Thanks for reminding me people really be out here having kids at 12 and 14 years old.
Now you must be burdened with this knowledge too.
@@Speed001 oh I knew that already, can’t get my head around why people would have kids when they’re younger than me
@@Speed001 whats wrong with that
@@Jubjub644 having kids while under 18 is what most people would call a “life-ending cataclysm”
When his jokes fall flat, they leave Krators.
Go home go home!!!!! LOLLLLL
😇🤣
Bit of a stretch but I getcha
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*inhales deeply* BOI!!!!
My kid was afraid of going to a new school so i put a sticky note with a dad joke on it in her lunch. Now kids eat lunch with her everyday to hear the next dad joke.
just saying. Also the stick joke is my favorite.
You're a boss dad
W Dad
Christopher Judge seems like the chillest dude you could ever meet... so long as you were chill too.
Some would say he is a calm and reasonable person
@@sebpet1992 is he…a calm and a reasonable person?
He is a calm and reasonable person, only if the moment calls for calm 😌
His deep voice and attempt to keep a straight face is what made those jokes and this video in general hilarious
He was a repeat corpse offender on SG-1
@@wierdalien1 Speaking of Repeat Offender, I remember that he also voices D-Mob in Def Jam Fight for NY
@@axceljulio5747 wow didn't know
This is the closest we’ll get to kratos laughing
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
There is the old voice actor who also laughed
Either that or when Atreus spits up the wine and kratos goes "Hmph".
If kratos ever laughs in game or gives a full blown heartwarming smile, that'll be the day i quit playing the series.
That or if he dies and isn't the protagonist.
I say this, but we'll see how it plays out because the devs of the series really blew me away and i was impressed with all this change, maybe they can get away with more than i think.
Idk, i just can't see myself playing someone else in god of war.
Daniel Beaver I could play as Atreus. Though I would prefer if it switched between the two, and we had two separate skill trees to upgrade.
This made me realize the series can't end until we hear the main cast, Kratos included, share an honest hearty laugh.
Christopher Judge was born to play Kratos , amazing performance 👏👏👏👏👏
"Father, I'm hungry. Can you make me a sandwich?"
"Hello, Hungry. Unfortunately, I do not possess the magics necessary to transform you into a sandwich."
LordQuadros wolf.
Mimir: "Oh, a black knife from my home! You should take it!"
Kratos :"Yes Boy, take it. We might need to butter bread somewhere on our journey."
Mimir: "This is why no one likes you."
I read that aloud in Kratos' voice. I cant believe I kept a straight face.
LordQuadros what video is that agsin
That's when Kratos pulls a Geoffry and puts a slice of cheese on Atreus's head, telling him "now you are a sandwich"
WARNING:
THIS VIDEO CONTAINS AN AUDIO OF KRATOS LAUGHING
Chris Aerdna We are fucked.
He laughed in game too. He just didn't smile and was more of a reserved chuckle. I flippled out.
"I do not laugh"
Is this canon though? I feel like this should be in the HD Remaster Director's Cut on the PS5
Chris Aerdna WARNING:
THIS COMMENT IS STOLEN.
"What, atreus, is brown and sticky."
"A stick"
atreus: 😐
Kratos : barely laughs from years to years
Christopher : *laughs at silly jokes*
No time for jokes BOY!!!
*boi*
jerrodkilla23 *BOI*
THE BOI HAS FALLEN ILL
Atreus: Dad, I don't feel so good.
But I'm a Gorl...
Jokes are for the boat boy
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that Christopher Judge is a giant cinnamon role with the voice of a god killer. Perfect
Valin 63 He looks like the embodiment of the word “Chad” and “Wholesome” mixed into a single god-mutilator package
technically, two god killers
"The voice of a god killer" - they would be false gods, of course. ;)
@@HunterGeophysicsAustralia Wouldn't they all tho...
Most of my old roommates fucking loves that guy, I don't blame them
"Only fire when i tell you to fire"
"Im sorry"
"Hi sorry, im the f*cken god of war"
Kratos changed his password to Zeus, but his account wouldn't accept it. Said it was too weak
“Boy, find me dad jokes.”
“Where?”
“In the direction of dad jokes.”
«But where I can find dad jokes ?!? »
«Where The dad jokes are »
Uncharted Raider r/woooooooooosh
Uncharted Raider r/wooosh
Christopher trying to deliver a line but laughing instead is everything 😂
Carol S. Lol
It’s enjoyable watching this because he’s such a giggly guy. During Stargate, he was the goofball of the bunch, even though his character was supposed to be the most stoic.
this video isnt long enough, i want more dad jokes from the best dad
Someone animate _all of these_
*_ALL OF T H E S E_*
I believe they are in the actual game as easter eggs.
Waylon Richardson No. Way. AMAZING
i agree😂
Ey its a nepeta profile pic
Waylon Richardson that’s awesome!
"Which direction should I go to?"
"In the direction of deer."
That in itself is a dad joke.
That joke was prime
there was no second "the" He just said "in the direction of deer"
HE AIN'T WRONG
I don't get the joke. Can someone please explain?
@@LittleMopeHead Atreus wanted to know where he should go to find deer.
Kratos basically told him figure it out lmao ("in the direction of deer"... i.e. wherever deer are.)
The dad of war strikes again
Imagine both Christopher Judge and Terrence C. Carson laughing both their ass off over dad jokes
This is so weird I've never heard kratos laugh 😂
Didn't watch a lot of sg1 did you?
@@madscientistshusta you'd be surprised how many people only know Chris from GoW.
Then there's people like me (and from your comment, I can quite safely assume you as well) who screamed TEEEEEEEAAAAAAL'C as soon as they heard the first word uttered in the game.
His voice is unmistakable.
FetchQuestAssigner4423 I don't ever remember hearing him laugh on SG1 either though.
@@WhoDunIt1999 he did. Just very rarely.
@@imaginary92 Teal'c didn't laugh much and when he did it gave the others the creeps.
"I'm sorry"
"Hi sorry, I'm dad"
So, is that Muffin time?
Yes
You are sooo funny everything is from muffin time
Bet
Not muffins jaffa
NOT THE TRAUMATIZING VIDEO
Hidden dialouge between Kratos and Faye before the events of GoW 2018
Holy crap, that's Christopher Judge, Kratos is voiced by the man who played Teal'c!
Once again he is a powerful and stoic warrior on a quest to fight gods!
Balder : I thought you'd be bigger
Atreus : That's what she said!
Kratos : BOI!!!
*Baldur
@@chicken7482 Baldr = Baldur = Balder. They're all the same thing just creative spelling
XD
LOOOOLLL
Teal’C: Indeed
Atreus: Hey Dad, did you know Freya had another name?!
Kratos: I had no Frigg'n idea.
This and that Álfheimers joke are so absolutely perfect.
This doesnt qualify as Dad Joke. This is legitimately a pretty good joke 😎
You guys know that stairs joke? Well, bet you did not know that they were always ready to go down.
Bro wtf the crab's walking forward 0:42
crabs can walk forward they just go sideways because it's easier for their joints
Chris Judge is amazing. He always gave the best comic relief in SG1.
Teal'c was peak SG1
Platinum trophy unlocked:
Made Kratos laugh successfully
I wish that was a trophy
I wish there was a dad jokes DLC too
Platnium? That is a Diamond Trophy if there ever was one.
*Emerald trophy.*
Oh god😂😂😂😂
This guy looks like he’s built out of Titanium. He’s massive
Well he is 8.5ft tall
Used to be a PAC-10 lineman and then he was First Prime of Apophis
@@Godfadda helped take over Gotham with a band of Eurasian paramilitary terrorists too
James Quinn no he’s not lol where did you get that from
Ferbombi it’s a joke you moron
His voice is as iconic as Darth Vader.❤
“Start to tell jokes, they said. It will improve your father figure, they said.”
Even his laugh is powerful lol
His laugh is clinically proven to cure cancer
Cure cancer? More like maim gods.
+Skelezig What's the difference?
+Snazzy Jovial Wyrm Haha, damn! Nice one!
"Hi Sorry, I'm Dad!"
*(AMBULANCE COMING FROM DISTANCE!)*
lmfao
"Hi Sorry, I'm Dad! Shol'va!"
only now I got the joke lol
Hi loki im dad
paramedics: "im sorry... he's gone"
now that God of War for PC is out I want someone to make a mod where Kratos has a chance of saying Dad jokes in the boat
He seems like a very calm and reasonable person.
Kratos: "Two cannibals were eating a clown. One looks at the other and says, 'does this taste funny to you?'"
Atreus: "..."
Kratos: *Grins*
Do you watch Game Grumps?
What's that
👏
"ARE YOU ALRIGHT FATHER?"
"Excuse me?"
"Your face has never done that before."
Fans : Kratos u are black?
Boy : Dad, did you get some weight?
Kratos : İ'm going to sleep boooouy .
Boy : Ok fath .
Fans : ....
You : ok this amazing
Me : Thank you , i english bad
This is it. This is the perfect #content
heya jake
Jake good to see
At first i thought ur name said jake balding XD.
My man Jake
Because video games
1:20 I like the way he keep straight face until he cannot take it to laugh :)
Kratos's voice is literally freaking deep man, u just can't take chance when he starts saying something
When a little child refuses nap time does that mean he is resisting a rest?
I heard a guy lost the entire left half of his body. Now he's all right.
@arnold jayeola Atreus probably has a lovely singing voice.
Too bad once he gets older, he'll be low key.
@arnold jayeola What do you call it when you strap watches on your belt?
A waist of time.
Joker: "Wanna hear a joke?"
Batman: "Sure."
Joker: "Parental love."
Batman: "I don't get it."
Joker: "Exactly."
@arnold jayeola How serious. Dead serious.
BOY!
s a m p l e t e x t u
s a m p l e t e x t * inhales *
*B O I* 👏👏👏
BRUUUH
Papa!
NIÑO!
Someone needs to animate this of Kratos trying to hold back laughter while Artreus is just staring at him confused lol
i hate that i only *just* realized because of THIS VIDEO that Christopher Judge the voiceactor (kratos) and Christopher Judge the actor (Teal'c, my entire childhood) are the same person. i can't believe i never made the connection before 😭
So dad jokes are actually good if someone with a deep enough voice says them.
Oh hi again
I dont think its just the deep voice. Its krato's voice which makes it funny with his deep voice
Dad jokes are really good regardless of the voice.
Yep, I'm now certain. My youtube recommend is just using whatever you comment on. Same things every time!
WILL YOU GO AWAY ALREADY? I swear, there's not an interest of mine that you haven't infiltrated yet.
I love imagining kratos telling Atreus these jokes and just trying his best to hold back his laughter like a kid and Atreus is just absolutely done with him "So you dont tell good stories OR good jokes" 😂😂😂
Kratos in the next game should actually try to tell jokes to amuse Atreus to bond with his son showing that hes trying bt he should say it seriously
@@Aaditya_Shakya ah yes wholesome.
@@Aaditya_Shakya i can see it now.
Kratos: I don't like stairs, they are always up to something.
Atreus: *facepalm* really father?
Mimir: are you alright brother?
Tyr: .....Ok
Sindri: *says nothing because he's afraid of Kratos*
Brok: he he he. That's actually pretty good.
@@orthusgames9888 Kratos & Brok are bros
@@zsu-23-4shilka2 yes they are
It never gets old.
And the dad jokes continued on Chris's Twitter in the lead-up to Ragnarok.