Well Kratos was essentially the booty warrior God killer in a sense. For A lot of them he was basically like "Now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. The choice may or may not be yours!"
@@MO-zk8qs although from what I could tell he really felt for the father and son spirits in Svartelheim that were looking for treasure and wanted to protect each other
@@MO-zk8qs absolutely. When I was first hearing the fathers story when I started the quest I was thinking “ohhh the dad of boi is gonna be so into this- and there is it”
Considering he crawled his way back through death THREE times to finish his own business rather than ask others to do it for him I think Kratos just feels that they are to god d*mn lazy!
@@robertnelson9599 Kratos in GoW 3: *SCREAMING, ROARING, TEARING OFF HELIOS' HEAD, MORE SCREAMING, HEAD SCREAMS WHILE SEVERED* Kratos in GoW 4: I'm going to cut off your head now.
@@loliconenjoyer9770 No, the others cameup in between 2 and 3 (after, in the case of Ascension) and yet aren't numbered. They are more like side-stories (with CHains of Olympus contradicting his character in GoW 1)
@@lokitheacrocanthosaurus8240 hmm... supposed stoicism, social ineptitude, shrewd perfectionist of his craft, dry humor, specific yet strong intelligence, blatant and unyielding disregard of authority... kratos is an aspie confirmed.
The real life Spartans were actually famous for these kind of short, powerful remarks. These are called laconicisms, after Laconia, the region around Sparta. I think it's a pretty neat detail to Kratos's character.
@@SiegeTF bro spent 30 mins scrolling Laconic phrase on Wikipedia. What about when king Demaratus responded to someone asking "who is your most exemplary spartan" and the king "said he that is least like you"
@@Rustyfork_25 my personal favorite is the one where a Spartan soldier apparently saw a ghost, and proceeded to chase it down, spear in hand, screaming “COME BACK, HE WHO SHALL DIE TWICE!”. My guy thought he saw the dead rise and was like “I’ve never gotten a double kill on one person before!”
@@richelledecastro7705 right? Another of my favorites is the one that came from a Spartan Queen in response to someone visiting asking her “Why do the women in Sparta get treated better then all the other women in Greece?” The Queen simply responded “because Spartan women make Spartan men”. She wasn’t wrong. In Spartan culture, the only two kinds of people who got marked graves upon death were those who died in war, or those who died during childbirth. Spartan women also had the equal right to vote in Sparta. So it wasn’t a Queen bragging, but simply explaining the way that Spartans thought. “Women help make more men, more men means more soldiers, therefore women are just as important.” There’s obviously more reasons that women are important, but for a society mainly known for their warfare, it’s really cool to see them take on that form of thinking and it leading to them being more progressive than others in that regard
The Spartans were notoriously pragmatic. And were also taught to not use any fluffy language and get to the point. Meaning they came up with some god tier one liners.
@@stevenwright366 Props to Alexander (or was it his father?) for taking that burn lol if it was me I would have quit being a king and just die on the spot
As cool as 'Death can have me when it earns me' is, I also like Kratos and Mimir's talk about revenge. K:You seek revenge. A dangerous path M:You're one to talk K:I am the authority of the subject. You'll do well to listen
Honestly, if more people took the time to take in what Kratos was saying, the game would be a lot more peaceful. Had Thor listened to him earlier, he would've known as a "destroyer", he can make the difference. If Baldur had listened, he wouldn't of driven Kratos to kill him to save Freya, he had a new lease on life. If Heimdall took Kratos' mercy, he would've let him live. People don't wanna hear him out
@potato1341 Kratos is a man who's learned his lesson, and can teach it to all who will listen; the problem is he's surrounded by people just like himself in his youth: Those who won't listen.
Honestly, I loved this response. People in mimirs situation love to quip or call people a "hypocrite" in order to dismiss them entirely. Should at least take notes when people caution due to their own experience.
under-statement to be exact. The dead Giant in Midgard is smaller than Chronos or Hecatonchreis. I mean their nails is the size of tennis court and Kratos used it as Arena... and Kratos are only few pixel big when he's squashed between two finger of Chronos. Kratos probably looked at Jormundgandr and think "Puny snake" in his head
@@JeSt4m glad you said it. I am mad Jormundgandr isnt as big as chronos if not bigger since he circles around all of midgard, and midgard is so vast, compared to the little area we are walking around in. Such a missed out opportunity. And should've left Kraots be 2.34m or 7'8f cause he seems like a punny god even though we all fans know what he is capable of. My only complaint about the new series.
"So how come Brok's blue and youre not?" "BOY!" Kratos really channeling his inner Mean Girl. "Oh my god Atreus, you can't just ask someone why they're blue!"
Yeah, that was so off for Kratos. Humans litterally don't care about racism today, but Kratos over here being that one annoying girl trying to tell you, what you can't say. Yeah right. Bitch stfu xD
@@ninazarmerk2722 That was the thinking. Initially, I tried speeding it up 3x, but it lasted too long. I had to max out the fast forward edit so that it was a similar length to the other clips. The speed is 8x.
@@ninazarmerk2722 That's what Kratos hears any time someone tries explaining something to him. He wants to hear only how it works for his benefit and nothing else. Anything else said, like it's backstory or mechanisms, he mentally fasts forward.
Angrboda: “He just needs a bit of discipline to bring it out!” Kratos: “you have my blessing.” Mimir: “What?” Freya: “What?” Angrboda: “What?” Kratos: “What.”
well I mean, he comes from a culture that made one-liners their hallmark. Philip II of Macedon: "Tell me whether should come as friend or foe." The Spartan ephors: "Neither." Philip II of Macedon: "If I invade Laconia, I shall turn you out." The Spartan ephors: "If."
@@keremindedovahatty said it best: “what’s that? Best warriors in the ancient world? You fell for propoganda” or something like that after talking about a battle where the Roman’s btfo’d what was left of sparta. Even in Philips time they were a shell of their former selves
8:34 This bit of dialogue could have been so much better if atreus had responded with "intention does not matter, only consequences", kinda like how he did in the first game when he said "He is beaten father, not a threat"
@@bandawin18 nah, modi's TOTALLY dead. Got beaten the feck up by thor for his fuck-ups, leaving him weak enough for Atreus to stab him. Very much dead.
@@biker932012 man, I was really hoping to see him in Ragnarok too. It was rather disappointing that he died so easily like a bitch and wasn't important at all, but it was pretty interesting to hear Thor mention him more than Magni.
Brutha IS a Spartan, known for their savage ways and even more savage burns. My personal favorite is when some king (can't remember the name) threatened Sparta that they would drive them off if he were to invade, to which he got a parchment with the answer "if"
And at the Hot Gates when them Persians demanded the Greeks to lay down their weapons, Leonidas said to them to try come and get it. There is a Leonidas statue in Sparta (I think) that basically says to come and try take their weapons. And iirc some Union soldiers also said the phrase when the Confederacy wanted to make them surrender during the Civil War.
Kinda badass but at the same time it was really arrogant and led to their downfall if I remember it correctly. The king of Macedonia, who was Alexander the Great's father, was that king in question and in retaliation really did attack them and the Spartans came under their yoke. (Correct if I'm wrong)
@@kriscubero6778 No Philip II did not invade Sparta. The city state that time was a poor city state and is not worth the effort of going on invading a strategically insignificant land that housed some of the best of the best warriors of Greece.
Meet the Sp........................................................................................................................................................huh, funny how that movie came around to bite this joke in the ass.
kratos: you do not remember her. nor she you. freya: _and?_ kratos: silent for a hot second freya being the only person to effectively shut kratos up like that
He realized that she also had a job to do, and she will see it done regardless. Also I think Kratos finally respected her for continuing to do what she said. I think she earned his respect even more there.
"I am an authority on the suspect. You'd do well to listen." is such a hard line actually. Given how Kratos has essentially been saying it in different words to Freya and Atreus all game long it's nice hearing him straight up saying it.
My favorites: 0:12 NO. 0:27 Stop whining. 0:49 The hard way. 0:56 wHy. 1:15 A temporary one... 1:26 Let us put them to rest. 1:40 She demands a cure... 1:43 You would cure the dead? 2:00 I helped no one... 2:05 Your challenges mean nothing to the gods... 2:18 Unlikely... 2:25 Another spirit who wants something from us... 2:33 We cannot undo your mistakes... 2:35 Your alliance is unusual. 2:49 You talk too much. 3:20 Foolish... 3:35 I imagine they were. 3:41 We do what we please, boy. No excuses. 3:51 Then we shall give them death. 4:00 Confronting the past comes with a price. 4:04 Be cautious. We know not what it does. 4:14 Enjoy it, It will not last. 4:23 And you have been told. 4:29 Why do they whine? 4:44 No. Death can have me when it earns me. 4:54 No. Do not ask again. 5:02 Yes. No. 5:17 Then the rest matters little. 5:24 The statue may have survived... But a truce clearly did not... Monuments are useless to those who ignore their message. 6:49 (Slight chuckle) I like you. 6:58 ENOUGH! 7:06 so now you seek revenge. A dangerous path... I’m an authority on the subject. You would do well to listen. 7:27 No. It would only itch more later. 7:36 A careless one... We found its home. 7:45 This jungle was her home. She defended it the way she knew. But if death is the only dignity we can give her...we will give it. 8:45 Then it will surely exact a price. Be wary of shortcuts to knowledge.
God of War (2018): You're both cracked God of War Ragnarök: You're hopeless, both of you Kratos might not have fulfilled his parental duties seriously for long, but he obviously left a deep and lasting impression on his son.
I’m like how Atreus is all like “Hey dad, We’re helping the land!” which you’d think would be something Kratos would like to hear considering his background but then all he says is “Alright” and just moves on without giving another glance.
@@islam.peachfull well he spent about 110 years in service of the gods then he lived as a man in norse mythology for about 140 years so yeah, the events of the first game happened 250 years ago in ingame time
"Monuments are useless to those who ignore their message" I swear im fucking screaming right now. Kratos is indeed a one god liner. Homeboy Leonidas will be proud holy shit
no one talking about how the video about god of war and the description shows dragon age: Inquisition 💀💀🗿🗿 Edit: i forgot i did this comment and stumbled on this video again now they fixed it now its god of war 2018 💀 .
The great thing about this line is that it's said by someone who actually walked the talk. Kratos literally dies and brute force his way up from Hades thrice. Death literally failed to keep him thrice
Vengeful Spirit : "I will start with that statue looming over my father's grave" [2:13] Kratos : "Unlikely. You're dead." My ears : _"Unlucky. You're dead..."_
As a spartan, Kratos is of course trained in larconics, the greek art of saying as much as possible with as little as possible, or as Rattatoskar would say "Fewer words, greater impact".
bro has no filter
He's just like me fr (I have autism)
@@unfathomable3434 tard strength is not spartan rage calm down
@@mk6315 idk why you've got to insult me because I have a condition you might have, I was making a joke
@@thetutorialslayer1809 no
@@unfathomable3434 but he is a leader in your community 🙌👹
"Which did you choose?"
"The hard way"
Literally Kratos in the entire God of War franchise in 3 words
Well Kratos was essentially the booty warrior God killer in a sense. For A lot of them he was basically like "Now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. The choice may or may not be yours!"
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@@geekymetalhead5112 With Aphrodite he was literally just the booty warrior.
@@thezucclord-3738 “the choice is yours”
“All I want is peace.”
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“No.”
"Big Foot Print"
"Smartest Man Alive" Damn, Kratos having Sarcasm is Awesomr
The only regret about this is that it hasn’t happened sooner.
I dont get it
@@pisky5067 Kratos is basically saying “no shit mimir, I see it”
@@Scoutpups282 Oh i get it but its weird because Mimir cant even see that footprint technically
@@pisky5067 He tried doing the front, but all of the viscera was too much.
Kratos really fucking hates spirits.
In 2018 he mentioned to atreus that they were all liars lol even by the end of ragnorok he only tolerates them
@@MO-zk8qs although from what I could tell he really felt for the father and son spirits in Svartelheim that were looking for treasure and wanted to protect each other
@@craftsmenMC true. naturally since those hit home with kratos
@@MO-zk8qs absolutely. When I was first hearing the fathers story when I started the quest I was thinking “ohhh the dad of boi is gonna be so into this- and there is it”
Considering he crawled his way back through death THREE times to finish his own business rather than ask others to do it for him I think Kratos just feels that they are to god d*mn lazy!
The “boy” when atreus asks why sindri isn’t blue is so hilarious. Rare to hear kratos in that kind of shock.
Well, the dude is white af while the others aren't, he prob thought Brok had similar...circumstances...
I guess now that ya mention it, both their skin had something to do with death
@@Tu-Li-Oh damn, you brought such great point.
He could've thought Brok was cursed.
@@denkerbosu3551 to be fair, it's not a wrong assumption
Got me too! Especially the nose one, IT WILL ONLY ITCH MORE LATER. Lol
GoW 4
Atreus: You've met other spirits?
Kratos: Yes. Many.
Atreus: What were they like?
Kratos: Annoying.
Kratos: I’m going to cut off your head now.
Also Kratos: I DID NOT hurt my back!
@@robertnelson9599 Kratos in GoW 3: *SCREAMING, ROARING, TEARING OFF HELIOS' HEAD, MORE SCREAMING, HEAD SCREAMS WHILE SEVERED*
Kratos in GoW 4: I'm going to cut off your head now.
Gow 2018 was in fact gow 7-8
@@loliconenjoyer9770 No, the others cameup in between 2 and 3 (after, in the case of Ascension) and yet aren't numbered.
They are more like side-stories (with CHains of Olympus contradicting his character in GoW 1)
Atreus: What were they like?
Kratos: Dead.
He doesn't even seem like he is trying to be mean. He just blurts out all of his thoughts.
Autism
@@illegalmemedealer3549 lol. I'm autistic and this is very true.
Most of his thoughts just happen to be “Hm” and “No.”
No wonder Heimdall said he had an empty head. He just got it out of his system.
@@lokitheacrocanthosaurus8240 hmm... supposed stoicism, social ineptitude, shrewd perfectionist of his craft, dry humor, specific yet strong intelligence, blatant and unyielding disregard of authority... kratos is an aspie confirmed.
"Death can have me when it earns me" is one of the most bad ass things I've ever heard
Death*
Death*
Death*
Dead
@@Sniper-sv3pd *Ded
The real life Spartans were actually famous for these kind of short, powerful remarks. These are called laconicisms, after Laconia, the region around Sparta.
I think it's a pretty neat detail to Kratos's character.
Spartan children had to bite their thumbs if they were too verbose.
@@SiegeTF bro spent 30 mins scrolling Laconic phrase on Wikipedia. What about when king Demaratus responded to someone asking "who is your most exemplary spartan" and the king "said he that is least like you"
@@Rustyfork_25 my personal favorite is the one where a Spartan soldier apparently saw a ghost, and proceeded to chase it down, spear in hand, screaming “COME BACK, HE WHO SHALL DIE TWICE!”. My guy thought he saw the dead rise and was like “I’ve never gotten a double kill on one person before!”
@@raymondfisheriii791 That's hilarious.
@@richelledecastro7705 right? Another of my favorites is the one that came from a Spartan Queen in response to someone visiting asking her “Why do the women in Sparta get treated better then all the other women in Greece?” The Queen simply responded “because Spartan women make Spartan men”. She wasn’t wrong. In Spartan culture, the only two kinds of people who got marked graves upon death were those who died in war, or those who died during childbirth. Spartan women also had the equal right to vote in Sparta. So it wasn’t a Queen bragging, but simply explaining the way that Spartans thought. “Women help make more men, more men means more soldiers, therefore women are just as important.” There’s obviously more reasons that women are important, but for a society mainly known for their warfare, it’s really cool to see them take on that form of thinking and it leading to them being more progressive than others in that regard
I find it so funny that the biggest laugh Kratos has in this series is from Angrboda saying Atreaus needs discipline.
And from Mimir's story about the two monks.
That and when Atreus spotted a watermill under water
The second she mentioned discipline he was 100% sold on his daughter in law
The Spartans were notoriously pragmatic. And were also taught to not use any fluffy language and get to the point. Meaning they came up with some god tier one liners.
“If”
@@stevenwright366 one of the hardest lines of all time
@@stevenwright366 Props to Alexander (or was it his father?) for taking that burn lol if it was me I would have quit being a king and just die on the spot
@@stevenwright366 I love the fact that we all know the situation you're referencing, from just one word
Shows how cold Spartans are
@@danielvictor3262 It was his father, Phillip 2.
As cool as 'Death can have me when it earns me' is, I also like Kratos and Mimir's talk about revenge.
K:You seek revenge. A dangerous path
M:You're one to talk
K:I am the authority of the subject. You'll do well to listen
Honestly that was powerful.
Honestly, if more people took the time to take in what Kratos was saying, the game would be a lot more peaceful. Had Thor listened to him earlier, he would've known as a "destroyer", he can make the difference. If Baldur had listened, he wouldn't of driven Kratos to kill him to save Freya, he had a new lease on life. If Heimdall took Kratos' mercy, he would've let him live. People don't wanna hear him out
@potato1341 Kratos is a man who's learned his lesson, and can teach it to all who will listen; the problem is he's surrounded by people just like himself in his youth: Those who won't listen.
Honestly, I loved this response. People in mimirs situation love to quip or call people a "hypocrite" in order to dismiss them entirely. Should at least take notes when people caution due to their own experience.
Wirklich meine zwei Lieblings Zitate. Die merke ich mir.
"I've fought bigger."
Statement of the entire millennia right there.
under-statement to be exact.
The dead Giant in Midgard is smaller than Chronos or Hecatonchreis. I mean their nails is the size of tennis court and Kratos used it as Arena... and Kratos are only few pixel big when he's squashed between two finger of Chronos.
Kratos probably looked at Jormundgandr and think "Puny snake" in his head
@@JeSt4m "Pfft... that wretched grandfather of mine was bigger."
@@JeSt4m glad you said it. I am mad Jormundgandr isnt as big as chronos if not bigger since he circles around all of midgard, and midgard is so vast, compared to the little area we are walking around in. Such a missed out opportunity. And should've left Kraots be 2.34m or 7'8f cause he seems like a punny god even though we all fans know what he is capable of. My only complaint about the new series.
bro knows how to kill the dead
Bro can fix the broken
bro can defy fates like its nothing
"Even the dead can die again" -Kratos probably
@@trungvudz ayo brooo
@@FaFaBentong Bro can feel.... bro can feel my HEAAAAAAAAR-R-RT (gigachad music)
"So how come Brok's blue and youre not?"
"BOY!"
Kratos really channeling his inner Mean Girl. "Oh my god Atreus, you can't just ask someone why they're blue!"
6:18
That remake is gonna suck lmao
Oh wait god of war and mean girls? I got an idea. “Get in loser, we’re beheading Apollo”
Yeah, that was so off for Kratos. Humans litterally don't care about racism today, but Kratos over here being that one annoying girl trying to tell you, what you can't say.
Yeah right. Bitch stfu xD
You speeding up Freya's monologue about realm travel made me chuckle, possibly harder than it should have
That's what Kratos actually heard
@@ninazarmerk2722 That was the thinking. Initially, I tried speeding it up 3x, but it lasted too long. I had to max out the fast forward edit so that it was a similar length to the other clips.
The speed is 8x.
@@gg-gamers What if I did my 2x speed, adding to the 8x speed :)
Edit: the 2x speed on the rest of the vid gave me an extra chuckle
Missed the opportunity to playback the previous take with Baldur. "You talk too much!"
@@ninazarmerk2722 That's what Kratos hears any time someone tries explaining something to him. He wants to hear only how it works for his benefit and nothing else. Anything else said, like it's backstory or mechanisms, he mentally fasts forward.
Kratos getting more and more visibly annoyed by the spirits is such a mood
Dad of boy? Nah. Dad of No.
God of disagreeability
God of no filters
God of Sigma
Hmm of Hmm
No of Snack
Once he heard Angrbodasay "discipline" he folded lmao
" *grunts* I approve"
Angrboda: “He just needs a bit of discipline to bring it out!”
Kratos: “you have my blessing.”
Mimir: “What?”
Freya: “What?”
Angrboda: “What?”
Kratos: “What.”
Kratos scolding his son for asking about about skin color is amazing
No to racism
“Atreus! You cannot just ask someone why they are blue.”
to be fair Kratos has an unusual skin color too he could probably relate
Kratos = Michael Jackson
“Hm-Hm. I like you.”
The pride I would feel if Kratos said that to me.
The "OLIVES" one is my absolute favorite so far. Also "Silence." "CORRECT!" "...I was NOT. ANSWERING. The. Riddle."
_“…the hell’s an olive?”_
2:53 to 3:06 is Freya's speech and his reply is just "Yes". Amazing.
Freya: _explaining the lore behind the World Tree_
Kratos: *_”SILENCE, WITCH!_* No more than ten words per sentence.”
He even sounds impatiently annoyed which makes the whole reply even better
"Fair enough."
he says it with such clear annoyance, too. like he was just waiting the entire time for her to shut up and tell him how to use it
Kratos saying "why" before throwing his axe away is the funniest thing to me for some reason
6:57 how Atreus just casully makes a 180 headshot out of nowhere xD
Those him movements from his father
@@foam3132brother speak English, what are you sayyyiiinng?
well I mean, he comes from a culture that made one-liners their hallmark.
Philip II of Macedon: "Tell me whether should come as friend or foe."
The Spartan ephors: "Neither."
Philip II of Macedon: "If I invade Laconia, I shall turn you out."
The Spartan ephors: "If."
From what I recall... he did, and... he did.
@@keremindedovahatty said it best: “what’s that? Best warriors in the ancient world? You fell for propoganda” or something like that after talking about a battle where the Roman’s btfo’d what was left of sparta. Even in Philips time they were a shell of their former selves
"Death can have me, when it earns me"
Has got to be the hardest hitting one liner a protagonist in a video game has ever said.
“Men should not prey to monsters” is a close second
8:34
This bit of dialogue could have been so much better if atreus had responded with "intention does not matter, only consequences", kinda like how he did in the first game when he said "He is beaten father, not a threat"
Something Kratos tried teaching him before he "killed" Modi (he has to still be alive, right? Surely he couldn't have died so quickly)
@@bandawin18 nah, modi's TOTALLY dead. Got beaten the feck up by thor for his fuck-ups, leaving him weak enough for Atreus to stab him. Very much dead.
@@bandawin18 hes dead, you come across Modi and his brother in Helheim.
@@biker932012 man, I was really hoping to see him in Ragnarok too. It was rather disappointing that he died so easily like a bitch and wasn't important at all, but it was pretty interesting to hear Thor mention him more than Magni.
Nah, would've made more sense for mimir to say that.
Brutha IS a Spartan, known for their savage ways and even more savage burns.
My personal favorite is when some king (can't remember the name) threatened Sparta that they would drive them off if he were to invade, to which he got a parchment with the answer "if"
And at the Hot Gates when them Persians demanded the Greeks to lay down their weapons, Leonidas said to them to try come and get it. There is a Leonidas statue in Sparta (I think) that basically says to come and try take their weapons. And iirc some Union soldiers also said the phrase when the Confederacy wanted to make them surrender during the Civil War.
Spartans were like the personification of “fuck around and find out…”
Kinda badass but at the same time it was really arrogant and led to their downfall if I remember it correctly. The king of Macedonia, who was Alexander the Great's father, was that king in question and in retaliation really did attack them and the Spartans came under their yoke. (Correct if I'm wrong)
@@kriscubero6778 No Philip II did not invade Sparta. The city state that time was a poor city state and is not worth the effort of going on invading a strategically insignificant land that housed some of the best of the best warriors of Greece.
@@blackroberts6290 thank you for the correction.
2:25 this sounds so out of pocket for Kratos it took me off guard to a degree I never expected. Good job, game. (And good job, Christopher Judge.)
He's really annoyed with spirits lol
@@shweepa2061 sounds about right.
Indeed
The thumbnail is excellent lmao
7:59 Kratos had a plan to kill the stag. A standard of a true professional.
Meet the Sp........................................................................................................................................................huh, funny how that movie came around to bite this joke in the ass.
-Be polite- Have a plan to one-line roast anyone you meet
The professionalism is immaculate
But remember, Baldur is impervious to all threats, physical or magical.
So Kratos chose emotional, which is conveniently the only weakness Baldur had.
Hence why he said "You talk too much."
7:07
I love how Kratos shuts him down on the subject 🤣
kratos: you do not remember her. nor she you.
freya: _and?_
kratos: silent for a hot second
freya being the only person to effectively shut kratos up like that
He realized that she also had a job to do, and she will see it done regardless. Also I think Kratos finally respected her for continuing to do what she said. I think she earned his respect even more there.
“Those poor souls must be in agony.”
“Then we shall give them death.”
Lmao, I mean, sure, Kratos. This is one of the best compilation videos.
6:49 only time you'll ever hear kratos chuckle and say he likes somoneon
He acually chuckled or similed at diffrent games but it was like 2-3 times only
"I am an authority on the suspect. You'd do well to listen." is such a hard line actually.
Given how Kratos has essentially been saying it in different words to Freya and Atreus all game long it's nice hearing him straight up saying it.
“ Fo goodness sakes brother, just TAKE THE WIN!” 😂😂😂
6:19
"Boy 😧" look at my man being an anti racist 👍
there was no racism
@@hypocriticalgrammarnazi there are these things called "jokes"
"your alliance is unlikely"
🤣🤣🤣
@@princeofchemotherapy6544i mean to be fair, it's like a Christian and an Atheist in an apartment friendship
Love Kratos when boy asks why Brok is blue.
blue lives matter oof
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for legal purposes this is a joke
It probably has something to do with his own past remember the ashes of his old family are on his skin
"you can't just ask someone why they're blue"
Seeing only Kratos talk and respond in a compilation makes all his lines 1000% funnier
5:39 why did you make him twitch in such a emotional scene 😭
My favorites:
0:12 NO.
0:27 Stop whining.
0:49 The hard way.
0:56 wHy.
1:15 A temporary one...
1:26 Let us put them to rest.
1:40 She demands a cure...
1:43 You would cure the dead?
2:00 I helped no one...
2:05 Your challenges mean nothing to the gods...
2:18 Unlikely...
2:25 Another spirit who wants something from us...
2:33 We cannot undo your mistakes...
2:35 Your alliance is unusual.
2:49 You talk too much.
3:20 Foolish...
3:35 I imagine they were.
3:41 We do what we please, boy. No excuses.
3:51 Then we shall give them death.
4:00 Confronting the past comes with a price.
4:04 Be cautious. We know not what it does.
4:14 Enjoy it, It will not last.
4:23 And you have been told.
4:29 Why do they whine?
4:44 No. Death can have me when it earns me.
4:54 No. Do not ask again.
5:02 Yes. No.
5:17 Then the rest matters little.
5:24 The statue may have survived... But a truce clearly did not... Monuments are useless to those who ignore their message.
6:49 (Slight chuckle) I like you.
6:58 ENOUGH!
7:06 so now you seek revenge. A dangerous path... I’m an authority on the subject. You would do well to listen.
7:27 No. It would only itch more later.
7:36 A careless one... We found its home.
7:45 This jungle was her home. She defended it the way she knew. But if death is the only dignity we can give her...we will give it.
8:45 Then it will surely exact a price. Be wary of shortcuts to knowledge.
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So like all of them? XD not that I criticize.
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You dropped this 👑
"Which way did you choose?"
"The hard way"
GoW Grindset
As mad as Kratos can get, he never seemed to get angry at his wife, that's true love from the God Of War.
"No"
- Kratos 2022
"Yes"
- Kratos 2022
@@chichachochi "if" -Spartan king 3000 bc.
"What."
- Kratos 2022
6:48 Kratos: (slight chuckle) I like you.
Girl got approval quicker than anyone else in the game😂
Daughter in Law of the Year.
God of War (2018): You're both cracked
God of War Ragnarök: You're hopeless, both of you
Kratos might not have fulfilled his parental duties seriously for long, but he obviously left a deep and lasting impression on his son.
4:44 the most bad ass quote ever
"It appears that the librarian would like a word."
Heh. I see what you did there, Smartest Man Alive.
Maven: _says some Elven shit_
Mimir: “Sounds like she wants that journal back!”
Kratos: *_”NO.”_*
6:44 Holy HELL. Kratos chuckles, smiles, and says "I like you" to someone in a genuine, warm tone.
Fuuuuuuck.
0:20 He didn’t even see it yet!
"which did you choose?"
"The hard way." Yep that sounds like kratos.
One of my favourite parts is how Angrboda made Kratos laugh without even trying and it took Mimir almost the entire game
In other words, it took Mimir two fucking games to do what Angrboda could with a single line.
"DEATH CAN HAVE ME, WHEN IT EARNS ME"!!
Still the most badass words ever uttered in a game!!
ironic considering zeus called him "death, the destroyer of worlds"
I see this more like a dad joke LMAO
Kratos "WHY DO THEY WHINE?!"
Anyone "Because they love you Kratos"
Kratos *grunts*
Atreus: How is Brok blue and you're not?
Kratos: Boy! 🤨
I love the way he reacts to Atreus asking about Brok being blue. He doesn't sound angry and gruff, just shocked like "Hey now, we don't say that!"
I’m like how Atreus is all like “Hey dad, We’re helping the land!” which you’d think would be something Kratos would like to hear considering his background but then all he says is “Alright” and just moves on without giving another glance.
Kratos:man schould not pray to monsters.
Also Kratos: Ares! Destroy my enemies-
oh COME ON THAT WAS 250 YEARS AGO!
The Gods of Olympus have abandoned me. Now there is no hope.
@@tori528 Really ?!
@@islam.peachfull well he spent about 110 years in service of the gods then he lived as a man in norse mythology for about 140 years so yeah, the events of the first game happened 250 years ago in ingame time
@@tori528 dang
08:22 Mimir getting angry at both of them XD
"Monuments are useless to those who ignore their message" I swear im fucking screaming right now. Kratos is indeed a one god liner. Homeboy Leonidas will be proud holy shit
5:01 musicians:
Mans doesn’t even need to gloat or threaten anymore, he knows he’s Him
"Why are you dead?"
"Who says I'm dead?"
*"....you are dead."*
why does that fucking read like arthur fighting the black knight in monty python & the holy grail lmao
6:02, this moment from the game will always be gold😂😂😂
The SASS this woman was dishing out. No WONDER she threw hands with Thor like it was an average Tuesday
Kratos really does have that laconic spartan sense of humor going for him
Older Kratos may be all serious, but he does have hilarious snarky side.
“You’re hopeless, both of you!” 😂😂😂
2:30 ... he is on a ROLL
7:12 certainly one of the best line of them all shown.
no one talking about how the video about god of war and the description shows dragon age: Inquisition 💀💀🗿🗿
Edit: i forgot i did this comment and stumbled on this video again now they fixed it now its god of war 2018 💀 .
You could say, he's laconic
I think kratos is picking up some common sense and humor from atreus. Just like stress talks to himself as kratos when he is not there.
8:27; this had me throw up all i ate the whole day😂😂😂😂🤣
That thumbnail is work of art alone.
5:45 moving the boat with his mind
6:40 she got that approval from the dad 💀😭
"No"
“Hm”
"Yes"
If I see someone say " Death can have me when it EARNS me."
I WOULD BE LITERALLY BE SCARED OF HIM. IT'S SO BADASS!!
The great thing about this line is that it's said by someone who actually walked the talk.
Kratos literally dies and brute force his way up from Hades thrice. Death literally failed to keep him thrice
@@JeSt4m frfr Not even death can keep this beast!
If I may offer an honorable mention:
Atreus: I told you something was different about the forest.
Kratos: And I told you to be silent.
1:19 is gold
4:57 Now I have the image of Kratos doing a little dance while teaching Calliope to play the harp.
Lyre.
yeah a lyre is different in principle to a harp. more akin to a lute or Guitar.
3:28 that poor wolf! 🤣🤣
Kratos: Well they're once used to be my substitute soccer ball
“I helped no one. They were already dead.” Lmaoooo
"Unlikely. You are dead." is the coldest damn sentence I've ever heard lmaooo
Kratos is literally every character's frustration in side quests
I love how Kratos doesn't believe in the offerings to the Gods even though he's a God himself
Kratoses response to the Brock blue question is probably the only time ive ever herd him shocked
This an epic edit. Christopher judge kills it as Kratos. "I have beaten bigger"😂😂
Thanks!
It took a lot of work. About 300 hours of playtime and sorting through several thousand clips.
Vengeful Spirit : "I will start with that statue looming over my father's grave" [2:13]
Kratos : "Unlikely. You're dead."
My ears : _"Unlucky. You're dead..."_
"Kratos, we purge this garden of poison."
*"WHY"* 💅
Sass of War.
8:55 Now that's of Kratos being absolutely done-
dad of the year🙏🏽
As a spartan, Kratos is of course trained in larconics, the greek art of saying as much as possible with as little as possible, or as Rattatoskar would say "Fewer words, greater impact".
"Death can have me when it earns me"
2:47: “So care to try again?” “You talk too much.” *precedes to throw the nastiest combo you’ve ever seen or heard.*
1:10 the way he looked down tho, im dead😂