God of War Ragnarok Funniest Moments + BEST Jokes - Kratos LOVES to Laugh

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  • @seandewar47
    @seandewar47 ปีที่แล้ว +2085

    Lines that are currently living rent-free in my head:
    "I'll show you permanent damage, ya wee fuck! Kratos, throw me at him! Horns first!"
    "Well, Happy Ragnarok everybody! Let's drink."
    "I expect you to bite my blue buttcheek."
    "The Hell's an Olive?"
    "I like to imagine he'll be a great king one day. And we can say we knew him, when he was an idiot."

    • @VideoGameSophistry
      @VideoGameSophistry  ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I am partial too HAPPY RAGNAROK!

    • @xxiii262
      @xxiii262 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Happy ragnarok everybody

    • @ArashiKageTaro
      @ArashiKageTaro ปีที่แล้ว +38

      “Ya handsome! Ya beefcake!”

    • @sunayocarissime5309
      @sunayocarissime5309 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      🤣🤣🤣
      Same. Makes me laugh, reason why I don't charge.

    • @kingartison
      @kingartison ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The permanent damage part 😅

  • @DefileOdds
    @DefileOdds ปีที่แล้ว +1957

    I totally dig how kratos told that lady, no, it's okay. You can keep talking about my muscles. Lol he liked it

    • @The-Doctor6969
      @The-Doctor6969 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      I kinda just love that she bothered to ask. Would usually be played for jokes, but she caught on he was uncomfortable and he clarified he was only shy. Wholesome consent.

    • @DefileOdds
      @DefileOdds ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@The-Doctor6969 totally agree 💯%

    • @defender2222
      @defender2222 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Kratos: Notice me, sempai

    • @DefileOdds
      @DefileOdds ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@defender2222 hello mister other black cat on TH-cam.

    • @Desto_OP
      @Desto_OP ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Timestamp?

  • @jaysilverhood1264
    @jaysilverhood1264 ปีที่แล้ว +3955

    "but you are still drinking"
    "this is goats milk"
    "it is brown"
    "it was an ugly goat"
    My damn sides-

    • @VanOfSalt
      @VanOfSalt ปีที่แล้ว +240

      It’s just how quick the interaction is🤣🤣 they didn’t skip a beat

    • @thedrakestorm8755
      @thedrakestorm8755 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I KNOW RIGHT why did this make me laugh so hard

    • @gustavowendell7937
      @gustavowendell7937 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Funny enough there is a goat in norse mythology who gaves mead instead of milk.

    • @garylexodesacula4823
      @garylexodesacula4823 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same

    • @sunayocarissime5309
      @sunayocarissime5309 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yup there is such a thing as laughing to hard and giving yourself a headache as a result.🤣🤣🤣

  • @rygornspectre7142
    @rygornspectre7142 ปีที่แล้ว +2133

    1:57 The way Kratos gently positions Mimir and checks if he's good afterwards is so fucking wholesome and shows how much he cares for his "brother".

    • @mrchicken4537
      @mrchicken4537 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      It’s the small details like that, that truly shows how much Kratos has changed, how much more kind and thoughtful he’s become. It’s the small gestures that add up

    • @TemmieContingenC
      @TemmieContingenC ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@mrchicken4537 he’s so much more controlled and reasonable than his past

    • @alexrodrigues4775
      @alexrodrigues4775 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@TemmieContingenC It's comical remembering that Kratos started his journey by brutally murdering and fucking everything in his way up the mythical ladder, until he became a God. Only now he is learning how to behave like a normal human being.

    • @TemmieContingenC
      @TemmieContingenC ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@alexrodrigues4775 EXACTLY!! Remember Poseidon's princess and the civilians during the whole hellfire after killing the gods that Kratos killed in his way? He used the princess to hold a crank open and just flat out smashed and chucked folks off ledges and ropes so he could move forward.
      Modern Kratos, matured and controlled as he is, would likely try his best to avoid it or put extra energy into using fewer collateral methods. However, he is still the god of war, and I don't see him doing this if his buttons are REALLY pushed

    • @alexrodrigues4775
      @alexrodrigues4775 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@TemmieContingenC Dude went from causing the apocalypse to chill dad without any elaboration.

  • @Zundzer
    @Zundzer ปีที่แล้ว +1771

    I love how Freyr’s high off his gourd from the herbs like he just got done getting his wisdom tooth pulled out 😂

    • @ninja011
      @ninja011 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      This was me after my back surgery... High as a bloody kite.

    • @cauhscrymdorn2132
      @cauhscrymdorn2132 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He could be my muse with that attitude. Sadly though...

    • @judahshadow878
      @judahshadow878 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I love how funny and specific your example is lol

    • @puddles3109
      @puddles3109 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He doesn’t need to be a girl to be a muse.

  • @Our_Remedy
    @Our_Remedy ปีที่แล้ว +466

    I actually really like how Kratos tells Lunda to continue with her compliments. He's either learning to accept kindness from others, or recognizing how happy it makes her and enduring it so she can enjoy herself.

    • @mohammadsufyanparacha9036
      @mohammadsufyanparacha9036 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      or he just likes his muscles

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Or he just likes being complimented. I know he's Kratos, but who doesn't like being told they're handsome?

    • @lightsideofsin8969
      @lightsideofsin8969 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I always assumed he was uncomfortable about it because he had never received many compliments in his life and the ones he did receive were an effort to manipulate him more often than not. His acceptance is a sign that he has come to trust that she wants nothing malicious.

  • @Pip143k
    @Pip143k ปีที่แล้ว +2651

    Atreus: "My Beard's growing."
    Kratos: "Is it?
    Atreus: "Look at my jawline, see?
    Kratos: "Is it?"
    Dad joke right there.

    • @sirsmiteful6285
      @sirsmiteful6285 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      That is absolutely peak dad joke

    • @jamesnorman9160
      @jamesnorman9160 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      "Father, do you think I'll ever grow a beard like yours?"
      "No."

    • @kingartison
      @kingartison ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It was adorable

    • @jaysilverhood1264
      @jaysilverhood1264 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@jamesnorman9160 tbf it could just be genetic. Zeus for all his monumental flaws rocked a sick beard. Maybe Atreus takes more after his mom. Picture an adult Atrues not a beard or facial hair in sight but glorious fair hair.

    • @jamesnorman9160
      @jamesnorman9160 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@jaysilverhood1264 I was honestly just quoting that scene for Kratos' super straight and flat 'no' response, no further elaboration whatsoever.

  • @ArashiKageTaro
    @ArashiKageTaro ปีที่แล้ว +755

    Fun fact: if you look closely, Kratos turns his head while paying attention to whomever is speaking at the moment at the dinner table at Sindri’s. It’s those small little attention to details that make the game even better than it already is!

    • @Diiixiiinormus
      @Diiixiiinormus ปีที่แล้ว +4

    • @Puppet_04
      @Puppet_04 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He does that every time

    • @cosmogcrusader5546
      @cosmogcrusader5546 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I noticed that when I started playing

    • @SICKHYPER
      @SICKHYPER 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      God of War Cringenarök

  • @sil3nt_V
    @sil3nt_V ปีที่แล้ว +314

    10:03 - 10:48. I love kratos' "WHAT?!" and the fact mimir and freya were taking the piss out of him

    • @mobbcentral4675
      @mobbcentral4675 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The squeaky toy could’ve been the death of us all

    • @ChidiAmuta
      @ChidiAmuta 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      We went through all that for a Squeaky Toy? Lunda sure got us good.
      Yes, yes she did.
      Do not laugh.
      It’s hard not brother!
      Try.
      Okay. Okay…

  • @Zenkx
    @Zenkx ปีที่แล้ว +724

    Kratos' "No." @18:49 sounds like he's flattered and happy but embarrassed when Lunda compliments him.

    • @SalilRawatSaxena
      @SalilRawatSaxena ปีที่แล้ว +61

      He is embarrassed to show that he likes it

    • @Vodopluy
      @Vodopluy ปีที่แล้ว +36

      “Ya beefcake”

    • @hakudoushinumbernine
      @hakudoushinumbernine ปีที่แล้ว +12

      its been centuries, possibly even a millennia since Kratos was looked at like that. if i remember correctly, since Aphrodite...

    • @jacobfreeman8198
      @jacobfreeman8198 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hakudoushinumbernine how's aphrodite doing btw?

  • @pailhorsegaming6762
    @pailhorsegaming6762 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    I like how as Freya, Atreus and Kratos are all whaling on Odin, Mimir is just slinging insults.

    • @abhikergaming7783
      @abhikergaming7783 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Be real man Mimir can make anybody cry for years. His insults are horrifying

    • @ianharrison5758
      @ianharrison5758 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Fun fact: it used to be a traditional to do something called flighting, basically hardcore lunch table roasting. Loki was devious at it and I know mimir would crush it

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mimir was going for emotional damage.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Emotional damage can be just as bad as physical damage.

    • @varlak9061
      @varlak9061 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      You know what that makes kratos even more terrifying he is perfect at physical damage and then you have a random ass voice coming from somewhere slinging fucking insults at you hurting you emotionally and it's not the guy beating your ass some random spectators roasting you

  • @somethingsomethingsomethin9009
    @somethingsomethingsomethin9009 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    Lunda: "I can stop calling you beefy, seems to make you uncomfy"
    Kratos: "No, please continue" 😳

    • @chaitanyaghuge540
      @chaitanyaghuge540 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      😏

    • @chaitanyaghuge540
      @chaitanyaghuge540 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lunda

    • @alphashadowXD
      @alphashadowXD ปีที่แล้ว +35

      *casually flexes*

    • @defender2222
      @defender2222 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Fans: Oh, Kratos will end up with Freya or Sif!
      Kratos: I will have a long happy life with the horny dwarf woman

    • @narsilthefreak6171
      @narsilthefreak6171 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shoulda known Kratos is a man of culture, being into shortstacks and all...

  • @nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513
    @nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    9:10 I feel like this would be Freyr's reaction to being a twitch streamer/content creator.
    "I can just smoke pot, be funny, and play games? I love that! That's a job??"

    • @jaysilverhood1264
      @jaysilverhood1264 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      He'd probbaly just be Markiplier

    • @nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513
      @nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@jaysilverhood1264 "Hello everybody, my name is Freyrplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freya's"

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513 *_BAHAHAHAHA_*

    • @jpx2133
      @jpx2133 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513 this is something i never knew i needed until now

    • @tausifchowdhury8180
      @tausifchowdhury8180 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513"Was that the Bite of 8700?!?!

  • @sega357
    @sega357 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    6:48 are we just gonna ignore the fact that Kratos can play the Lyre?

    • @Xanitrit_Zeo
      @Xanitrit_Zeo ปีที่แล้ว +261

      Spartans are taught to play music, it's part of their training during the agoge. Kratos being a former General would have had to learn how to play instruments at some point.

    • @sega357
      @sega357 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      @@Xanitrit_Zeo “It was a matter of life and death. We played until our fingers bled”
      - Kratos probably

    • @theonlymann1485
      @theonlymann1485 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@sega357 also the greek games had music puzzles in them p sure.

    • @kingartison
      @kingartison ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Imma ignore it because I had to remember the last time I had black pudding and the fact mimir of all people reminded me

    • @kinggalactix
      @kinggalactix ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dude could shred the ivories!

  • @mskiara18
    @mskiara18 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    These type of dialogue and banter is what I genuinely love in games; the details make the characters feel authentic and close-knit. 7:46 Ironic the smartest man alive is not aware of olives.

    • @Ashley-qu4jw
      @Ashley-qu4jw ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I think it's because olives might not exist in the 9 realms, only back in Greece.

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      “The hell’s an olive?”
      Ion know, Mimir; try going to Olive Garden.

    • @84updown
      @84updown ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Ashley-qu4jw Still he somehow knew of everything else that went on in Greece lol

    • @abrahamayala8663
      @abrahamayala8663 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ⁠@@84updownthat’s because he slaughtered a whole pantheon 😂. A lot of other mythology knew about the ghost of Sparta, it’s like how mimir said “word gets out about type of thing” when he was talking about the theban king

    • @voltekthecyborg7898
      @voltekthecyborg7898 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Olives only exist in tropic regions: Namely Southern Europe (Mediterranean) and North Africa. So it's not a "might not", but rather "cannot"@@Ashley-qu4jw

  • @kvng_rvbby
    @kvng_rvbby ปีที่แล้ว +216

    10:09 i love when kratos yells WHAT?!? there’s no subtitle for it

    • @dima_briefel
      @dima_briefel ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I thought he would yell it like: "WHAAAAT?!"

    • @MarkiplierFaniac
      @MarkiplierFaniac 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Imagine if Kratos met Mr Krabs.

    • @the.blank.arrives
      @the.blank.arrives 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Probably out of script, which where Judge must have improvised lol

  • @bigbilly9657
    @bigbilly9657 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    "What the hell is an olive?" Funny line. Of course theres no olives in Norway. Im sure kratos misses them very much.

  • @zed6740
    @zed6740 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    8:09, Freya gets spooked lol.

    • @kevinkaslana9060
      @kevinkaslana9060 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Freya like "Wtf?" Meanwhile Freyr is completely normal.

  • @Monsterthatsunderyourbed
    @Monsterthatsunderyourbed ปีที่แล้ว +121

    "The hell's an olive?"
    Smartest man alive god I love em

  • @justaveryangryman7659
    @justaveryangryman7659 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    It makes sense Kratos likes olives. After all, Athena's symbol is olive trees, and she was one of the few Gods he didn't absolutely unequivocally hate.

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That being said, she still used him to get her closer to her goals and gain a sought after power.

  • @YFedecs
    @YFedecs ปีที่แล้ว +134

    14:05 *One must imagine Skjoldr happy*

    • @stephanielee7344
      @stephanielee7344 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bravo, man. Didn't expect Camus here.

  • @roryqpotter8242
    @roryqpotter8242 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I love how when we first play as Atreus, he tries to imitate Kratos’ blunt strategies when navigating the world. It shows how much he’s come to idolize his father since the first game. I truly hope that in a future game when Atreus is grown up, he surprises Kratos by how strong he’s become and even takes on things like lifting fallen stones before Kratos can.

    • @ianharrison5758
      @ianharrison5758 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Atreus being part Giant and part God should translate to some pretty absurd physical strength when he’s fully matured

  • @fourthhorsemendeath218
    @fourthhorsemendeath218 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Mimir being being so dumbfounded at the concept of an olive now lives with me until my last breath

    • @Crowcryptidhunter
      @Crowcryptidhunter ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Makes sense lol. Mimir never visited the Mediterranean since they were grown there.

  • @walidtali1804
    @walidtali1804 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    "It was an ugly goat"
    "A true asshole he was " Durlin about Brock

  • @BenjaminClaude
    @BenjaminClaude ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Devs should've made Ratatoskr a secret boss fight and made him harder than both Sigrun and Gna. If you hit the bell too many times, it pisses him off and all of his attacks can instakill you.

    • @My6119
      @My6119 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh God, he'd be Ranni 🤣

    • @hypocriticalgrammarnazi
      @hypocriticalgrammarnazi ปีที่แล้ว

      the only way to kill him is with magical chimes

  • @clintramey4529
    @clintramey4529 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    1:29 I just love how mimir is mad at them

  • @eviltricster8090
    @eviltricster8090 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Atreus almost breaking his fist on the chest was gold

  • @alexandergabrielalqueza3640
    @alexandergabrielalqueza3640 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    0:47 and at that moment Brok became The Demoman.

    • @kuarifu
      @kuarifu ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *Hohohohohohohohohoh!!!!!*

    • @triangleguy7883
      @triangleguy7883 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      w u t

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@triangleguy7883 Team Fortress 2 reference. Look it up.

    • @dima_briefel
      @dima_briefel ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "drunk laughter intesifies"

    • @User-qp6cw
      @User-qp6cw ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together. IN HEL!"

  • @dontuspowerus1093
    @dontuspowerus1093 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Kratos: "She's too... Friendly"
    HAH! SO THERE IS A LIMIT TO HOW FRIENDLY YOU SHOULD BE AROUND HI-
    Mimir: "He's too young"
    Oh- oh....

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I no get it

    • @dontuspowerus1093
      @dontuspowerus1093 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@axehead45 Then you good boy. No need to know.

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dontuspowerus1093 I’m a lady (no shame for not knowing) and I’d like to know I’m not innocent, just dense

    • @dontuspowerus1093
      @dontuspowerus1093 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@axehead45 Palpatine voice: Ah... I see. Then I shall teach you... The Dork side.
      Kratos here doesn't like her being near his son. Basically, Him calling her a pedo.

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@dontuspowerus1093 I had a feeling it had to do with pedo stuff. Thank you for explaining it to my dense ass

  • @originalstickers
    @originalstickers ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Kratos giving Lunda freedom to flirt with him was not on my Ragnarok bingo card.

  • @kieran.grant_
    @kieran.grant_ หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That bit with Atreus trying to punch open the chest is one of the funniest moments in gaming history

  • @cosmomind7469
    @cosmomind7469 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    17:30 Kratos straight up just call this woman a cougar

  • @garysowden3428
    @garysowden3428 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I hear folks commenting that Kratos was just being shy by the last Lunda line. But I feel like, especially with the emotion in his voice, that he's doing it for Brok.

  • @drjcup3228
    @drjcup3228 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Atreus: *coughs as he’s picking an Yggdrasil dew*
    Kratos: Has the sickness returned..?
    Atreus: Im fine. I swallowed a fly.
    Edit: Apparently he can say this at any random instance. It happening to me when he picked up the dew makes it funnier, imo.

    • @dontcallmewave
      @dontcallmewave ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Kratos can take on multiple pantheons without blinking. But the moment Atreus coughs he’s absolutely terrified

    • @0megasight
      @0megasight ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@dontcallmewavewell sure, he cares about Atreus more than he ever cared about any member of any pantheon

    • @ChidiAmuta
      @ChidiAmuta 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same happened to me.

    • @drjcup3228
      @drjcup3228 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @dontcallmewave As a parent of small kids, I can totally relate 😅

  • @caprakiwi6201
    @caprakiwi6201 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    There's one with Brok talking about Tyr's stew "you see what he's putting in the stew? vegetables fucking vegetables, out of the dirt"

    • @JNJNRobin1337
      @JNJNRobin1337 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      wait. *Unwashed* vegetables?

  • @SaiyanDemon
    @SaiyanDemon ปีที่แล้ว +90

    “You are still drinking”
    “This is goat’s milk”
    “It is brown”
    “It was an ugly goat”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Vector_A_Mctavish
    @Vector_A_Mctavish ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love how kratos say "is it?" To Atreus saying he feels like he has a beard growing, there's no impatient no frustration no seriousness in his voice, just "is it?" Just straight up no short pause just, it's too good okay you already know.

  • @xingxasa7194
    @xingxasa7194 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    You forgot the most hilarious clip
    "I do not need a snack"

    • @LordHoth_90
      @LordHoth_90 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Spoken with the tone of someone that wants a snack but refuses on principle.

    • @kieran.grant_
      @kieran.grant_ หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't forget Sindri saying "See? I knew you wanted a snack!" If you go to the kitchen afterwards

  • @shaneredacted9875
    @shaneredacted9875 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    2:58 wet socks are pretty bad if you think about it, dry/fresh socks were something soldiers would try to get a hold of in past wars

  • @puddles3109
    @puddles3109 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    My favourite is when Arrogant squirrel called Kratos “Biceptimus” Kratos reaction was so funny.

  • @escoseslauriestevea.2506
    @escoseslauriestevea.2506 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    13:54 I think in the myths, Skjölldr was given Denmark (?) to be his, actually making him a king. Were the devs referencing to that? lmao

    • @eojamgil
      @eojamgil ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He became the king of Denmark yeah

    • @jaysilverhood1264
      @jaysilverhood1264 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Indeed.

    • @blackroberts6290
      @blackroberts6290 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And Freya calls Freyr 'Yngvi', which is the name of the mythical King of the best neutral country, Sweden.

    • @Dubs22005
      @Dubs22005 ปีที่แล้ว

      what was the boulder bit about?
      i dont remember a guy not wanting to part with a boulder?

    • @eojamgil
      @eojamgil ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Dubs22005 Maybe Sisyphus, he can just run away but he decides to push the boulder no matter what

  • @cb-9938
    @cb-9938 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    One thing I didn't expect was to laugh so much, I expected a sad and serious War the entire time. But I laughed so many times, ratataskor and his spectors are hilarious and everyone makes fun of Kratos grunts

    • @xorngoh7303
      @xorngoh7303 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The best Ratataskor line has gotta be from Bitter Squirrel. When Atreus tries to ring the bell and Bitter responded with "Oh sorry, that only respond to the Axe. And those whose balls have dropped off."

    • @operationangel7940
      @operationangel7940 ปีที่แล้ว

      The banter between Brok and the apparition is also hilarious

  • @a_zula1
    @a_zula1 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Ratatoskr losing it with Kratos constantly ringing the chime is something I figured they'd put in the game but never tried it out myself

  • @HeOfTheBeginning
    @HeOfTheBeginning ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Happy Ragnarok Everybody! ...Let's drink." Brok made me wheeze with his delivery

  • @pocketinfinity6733
    @pocketinfinity6733 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    5:33 "Baldur was bulking Boy...I was grinding"

  • @ianonmaivrickvitug2786
    @ianonmaivrickvitug2786 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    14:07 Sisyphus: Well, that took a dark turn!

  • @lukapaun8497
    @lukapaun8497 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    7:41 I loved the way Mimir said the hell's an olive

  • @dragonorbminecraft
    @dragonorbminecraft ปีที่แล้ว +23

    If Kratos, a predominantly fighting centred character, can play a instrument from his home, its likely that he learned it for his Daughter in the past...
    My heart

    • @creepypastakingthedragones3679
      @creepypastakingthedragones3679 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Judging by others comments it seems learning to play an instrument was apart of spartan training but if it makes you feel better kratos most likely helped teach his daughter to play the flute he made her

    • @arikDaone
      @arikDaone 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@creepypastakingthedragones3679oh wow, fuck Ares fr

  • @randomguy2153
    @randomguy2153 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    12:58 The way kratos looks at Freya like “what the fuck is this”

  • @mahirbaksh8712
    @mahirbaksh8712 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    "Uh-What?" Laugh At 17:40 by Atreus more genuine than my entire life 😂😭 So real.

  • @GustavoSilva-ny8jc
    @GustavoSilva-ny8jc ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:17 Tormund: ALERT

  • @Christopher_TG
    @Christopher_TG ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "I'll show you permanent damage, ya wee fuck! KRATOS, THROW ME AT HIM!! HORNS FIRST!!!"
    I'm ded.

  • @iamnoone21
    @iamnoone21 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Kratos could definitely just punch through that rock and retrieve the coin for Skoldr, or at least make it easier for him, but he chooses to just stare apathetically and judgmentally lol
    And he has the gall to be like "I hope you don't end up like Sisyphus" instead of just helping the boy hahaha

    • @JNJNRobin1337
      @JNJNRobin1337 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      i mean. its just a coin so

    • @justingonzalez1145
      @justingonzalez1145 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      After meeting Skjölder for the first time, Kratos chooses not to help because he feels that Skjölder needs to feel like he earned the coin himself, yk?

    • @frostyguy1989
      @frostyguy1989 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Coins were worth way more than they are now. Even a penny could buy you more than enough food to feed your family for a day. So depending on what that coins made of, it's not so stupid a thing to try getting it out.

  • @Laynider
    @Laynider หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Loved how Lunda asked permission to talk about Kratos' physique, and in front of him. I think we should all ask people first if they feel okay or not when we talk about their physique. The whole world would appreciate it ❤ Respect 🤝

  • @sinofsanity6593
    @sinofsanity6593 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    we thought sindri's grief was justified
    we thought freya was justified after learning she had be trapped in midgard by odin
    but who is really justified in their path for vengance is mimr, having the entire bifrost shone in his eye for a full minute

  • @henrywhitmore8344
    @henrywhitmore8344 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Mimir: Any Pre-Fimbulwinter foods you achin for brother?"
    Kratos: Olives
    Mimir: The Hel's an Olive?
    I love that 😂

  • @ryangreco8266
    @ryangreco8266 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    11:55 the payoff we were all waiting for

  • @karlthorsten9118
    @karlthorsten9118 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "ALL-FUCKER!"
    "What did you call me?!" he said in legit, honest-to-Gods confusion.

  • @ApacheHall_95
    @ApacheHall_95 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The way Kratos plays with Mimir's head at 2:00

  • @Bowenbutwhen
    @Bowenbutwhen หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:59 the head pats (; probably the cutest thing I’ve seen from kratos 😂

  • @ltmatthewakj2466
    @ltmatthewakj2466 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You forgot "Biceptimus" from arrogant squirrel in stags mission "I am not your friend, you'll mean nothing to me, good bye, I love you" from anxious squirrel lynworms mission, "you'll think I could be killed, many men has tried, and woman, and dog" Brok in Vanaheim finding Fryer.

  • @garrettjackson1451
    @garrettjackson1451 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:33 I love how smug mimir is 😅

  • @TodellisuusFeidaa
    @TodellisuusFeidaa ปีที่แล้ว +24

    A Sisyphus reference, damn I love this writing.

  • @yahyarajaee5883
    @yahyarajaee5883 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    When Tyr said I need a broom closet, we thought he was adjusting to being out of prison but we know why did he really ask for that now.
    Edit: Mimir did some serious foreshadowing. Skjöldr is one of the famous Viking kings.

  • @HarrisNtemar5O5
    @HarrisNtemar5O5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    14:12- Anyone else get that Sisyphus reference😉

  • @machboltmc8926
    @machboltmc8926 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love the mockery Odin was making of tyr

  • @jlev1028
    @jlev1028 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Gotta love that this game, just like it's predecessor, knows when to lighten up instead of being a constantly cynical buzzkill ride like in the Greek games.

  • @hmbrandon164
    @hmbrandon164 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    They definitely improved the character conversations in this game

  • @Hipory127xd
    @Hipory127xd ปีที่แล้ว +25

    high freyr is mood

    • @Tampenismall
      @Tampenismall ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wanna have whats he having

  • @ChristianVillamil
    @ChristianVillamil ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Man! You missed the conversation where they find the pipe and Atreus asks what it is😂

  • @Wolfgodmak
    @Wolfgodmak ปีที่แล้ว +10

    12:01 Brok: “And you tell that one eyed nutsucker he owes me one!!”

    • @LuckyDragon289
      @LuckyDragon289 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      "Bite me, now and eternally!"

  • @delphy2478
    @delphy2478 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i love when atreus tries to just brute force something like his dad but fails because he isn't BS strong

  • @doyouknoedawae
    @doyouknoedawae 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    5:39 Mimir Tells Atreus To Lift Some Weights

  • @ondrejczechaczek6822
    @ondrejczechaczek6822 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That scene with eyelid clamps and Brok's laughter nearly killed me.

  • @bryant8520
    @bryant8520 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Definitely should’ve put the “woo” convention between mimir and Kratos

  • @benjiemanlapaz9192
    @benjiemanlapaz9192 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:01brok laugh like james jameson

  • @anthonyceja5528
    @anthonyceja5528 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    14:40 that’s so awkward 😭

  • @My6119
    @My6119 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I just realized Odin is a good cook 🤣

  • @Seriph7
    @Seriph7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Skjöldr is too much. Can you imagine being friends with gods but the only interactions you have lately are them watching you pull on a stuck coin in a rock. Not just gods. The ones in charge. He's like a puppy lol

  • @Justhappytobehere1408
    @Justhappytobehere1408 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think I woke up my whole block crying laughing when Lúnda called Kratos a "tall glass of milk." My fucking sides are in another realm.

  • @thelost2477
    @thelost2477 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    After listening to this, I need a "No" compilation from Kratos.

  • @bobbytelusnord1257
    @bobbytelusnord1257 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Legend has it that mimir is still trying to figure out " the hell's an olive."

  • @mikaylamorsy4115
    @mikaylamorsy4115 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love this.
    'Olives.'
    'The hel is an OLIVE?'

  • @TnD_BigJax
    @TnD_BigJax ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wish with the beard dialogue Atreus said saying about potentially growing a goatee and Kratos silently winces at the memories of him with his goatee

  • @eriolhiiragizawa729
    @eriolhiiragizawa729 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:22
    I felt those barks

  • @justSwell29
    @justSwell29 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Mimir was more angry at the dwarfs then he was with Odin 😂

  • @Matt_Underwood
    @Matt_Underwood ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Is it just me or is Mimir legit the funniest character in God of War Ragnarok😆😆

    • @joudkahwaji6369
      @joudkahwaji6369 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah he really is.
      "The hell is an olive?" Is too good

    • @kieran.grant_
      @kieran.grant_ หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's the sacred duty of a traveling companion

  • @KopaXTani
    @KopaXTani ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Lmao! “What if I let my hair grow out?” Atreus, you probably have a better chance at asking Thor or Freyr about that… O wait, they’re dead.

    • @IamSnehan
      @IamSnehan ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sif is still alive but.....oh wait, he might be too distracted while asking her.

    • @KopaXTani
      @KopaXTani ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@IamSnehan lmao! True.

    • @IamSnehan
      @IamSnehan ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KopaXTani hehe

  • @EE12345
    @EE12345 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    10:48 This killed me lmao

  • @dima_briefel
    @dima_briefel ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I knew our spear would do a trick. Well, Happy Ragnarök, everybody! let's drink!
    Legendary quote.

  • @DudeWithABucketHat
    @DudeWithABucketHat 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    7:39 The silence until Mimir said “The hell’s an olive” fuckin killed me😂

  • @MikeM777
    @MikeM777 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Shoot Ratatoskr’s chimes with Atreus’ bow & you’ll hear something hilarious as well.

  • @RepellentJeff
    @RepellentJeff 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Do not laugh.”
    “It’s hard not to, brother.”
    “Try.”
    🤣

  • @niranjanp65
    @niranjanp65 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:47 is a TEASER I swear

  • @superhaven3647
    @superhaven3647 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mimir: "I know every corner of these lands, every language spoken, every war waged, every deal struck..."
    also Mimir: doesnt even know what the fuck an olive is.

  • @roguejester4986
    @roguejester4986 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mimir:" I like to imagine he would be a great king someday. Say, we knew him when he was an idiot."
    Historically: " He did."

  • @theladyshy
    @theladyshy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You missed the one where Lunda was hitting on Freya. 🤣

  • @ChrisVillagomez
    @ChrisVillagomez 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I really hope we get a scene of Kratos playing the lyre in the next game, he said he can play and I feel like it'd be cool

  • @VideosAccordingtoME
    @VideosAccordingtoME ปีที่แล้ว +17

    10:07 Is that a freaking pokeball?

  • @fayyfayyy
    @fayyfayyy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    18:44 thats so cute