Can You Beat Skyrim With Only The Telekinesis Spell?
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 มิ.ย. 2020
- There is a lot of magic in the Elder Scroll 5 game. Some spells are offensive, others are defensive, some can spawn in new friends and others still bring old ones back from the dead. But there’s one spell that’s seemingly worthless. Can You Beat Skyrim With Only The Telekinesis Spell?
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Can You Beat Skyrim With Only The Telekinesis Spell? (in text form)
The ride into Skyrim was fairly standard, the wagon wasn’t trying to do any summersaults, someone was granted their freedom, and I chose an Argonian as my race for the first time in recorded history. Telekinesis is an Alteration spell and Argonian’s start with 20 in Alteration as well as 20 in Restoration, Sneak, and Light Armor. I incorrectly assumed two of those would be beneficial down the line, I gave myself the worst name possible, Alduin showed up, I escaped into the Keep, not gonna say much about this part as I’ve gotten through this part of Skyrim without attacking anything many times, though I did make sure to snag a bucket before leaving. It’s a surprise tool that will help us later.
Outside, basking in the fresh air, I began my quest to track down the Telekinesis spell. You can’t just buy it right from the beginning of the game, that would be too easy. As the saying goes, the more substantial the reward, the more bigger the risk. With the Mage Stone activated and the domicile of the spell marked on my map, I danced along the road to Riverwood, the power of the cabbage was too much for my fragile frame, I sold what I didn’t need to Lucas Simms, kidnapped a few plants to take them to the big farm in the sky, and continued heading East-South all while casting the Oakflesh spell as often as I could to raise my Alteration skill a bit.
There’s only one location in all of Skyrim where Telekinesis is guaranteed to be found; a cell in Redwater Den, a drug den located at the tip of the whale lake’s tail. I made sure to snag all the vomit buckets to add to my collection, a little bit of someone else’s vomit in your pocket never hurt anyone. Now, predictably, getting into Redwater Den itself was of insignificance to someone as skilled as Skyrim as I am. Problem is, you must unlock an Adept lock and I only had 2 lockpicks. Of course that problem is irrelevant when you introduce quick-saves to my tool belt, but it’s still an annoyance. Once that lock is picked, the drug kingpins and other bowling pins will come to life and attack you for finding their lair. There’s also another Adept lock. Get it the spell, use that level up you saved to restore your health, cover your body in the bark you picked off an imaginary oak tree, flee like your life depends on it, because it does, and you can finally read the book to learn you the Telekinesis spell. - เกม
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Nords: "Dragonborn! How do we defeat the dragons!?"
Dragonborn: ..."buket"
Dear. God.
@@hellfirebiker3713 but there's still more.
No...
@@hellfirebiker3713 it contains the dying wish of every man here
@@lilpop8700 You did collect everyone's dying wish, yes?
Other dead dragons: "Yo alduin howd you die"
Alduin: some idiot threw buckets at me
Other dead dragon:WTF?!
Other dead dragon: "I faced the wrath of his bucket as well, Krosis!"
Other dead dragons: Well he won the fight didn’t he... Who’s the idiot now?
Other dead dragons: "Bwahahahahahaha, you died to a bucket? How did your fire breath not turn the buckets to ashes?"
Alduin: It took 16 buckets
"This is a bucket."
"Dear God..."
"There's more."
"No..."
"put the bucket on a merchant head and steal everything he has"
😂😂
"It contains a bucket"
"Dear God.."
"There's more"
"No.."
dear god.... is that a chamberpot?
ive done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
This was one of my favorite videos from him, I’m heartbroken over his death man. Rest in peace. I loved your videos and I will go back and watch all of them all over again
Just stumbled upon this channel. Is this person gone? What happened?
@@vadimc2144 he just recently passed away, reason why is unknown but he had a very bad alcohol addiction that he was really open about, he wanted to fix his issue but I guess he couldn’t
@vadimc2144 Paul passed away recently and it's a good assumption it was due to good unfortunate alcoholism
@@MusicAwesome100 oh, I see. That's sad. Rest in peace, Paul.
End of november 2023 he posted a status that he's just still taking a break.
"he's dragonborn"
"How do you know?"
"He threw a wooden bowl at a dragon and it died"
he can also be that legendary gnome mentioned on one D&D playthrough
he's dragonborn"
"How do you know?"
Read more
"He threw a wooden bowl at a dragon and it died"
SHOW LESS
lmao
He is dragonbowl then
@@solouno2280 who is this gnome of which you speak?
13:06
"I beat Skyrim with only the Telekenesis spell"
If the Healing Spell would be a person, they would be crying right now.
Restoration isn't a real school of magic. Duh.
@@TehFlaminTaco :-:
@@TehFlaminTaco Restoration is a VERY valid school of magic, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.- I forgot her name.
He died to a paper cut
It's defensive, not offensive, so it doesn't coubt. TL;DR, It's defensive, not offensive, so it doesn't count. Lol.,,.
I made you read this twice! Hhaha.... Now, I just have to hhide thi smessage... Hmm...
Riddick: “I can kill a man with a teacup.”
Mitten: “yes, but can you kill a world eater dragon with a bucket?”
why did i read that as Kill a world eater bucket with a dragon?
I loved that movie
The spiffing brit: I can one shot anything with a fork.
Fun fact: Telekinesis is easily the most efficient way to level up when combined with Fortify Alteration. He never showed it, but if you're holding any item with 100% Fortify Alteration and fast travel (While holding said item) across the map, your alteration will instantly level to 100 and you can legendary it and repeat for easy perk points.
This game is fucking crazy
I guess it's time for another play through
@@stinklinethegoblin5952 if you think that is crazy. Look up can you beat Skyrim without walking
@@nubgaming1013 dude I watched it all just now and that is the craziest thing ive ever seen
@@stinklinethegoblin5952 bahahahah
I love to imagine the timeline in which Tsun just flat out murders the Dragonborn and because of him Alduin just destroys everything, and everyone looks at him like he's a complete tool before they get eaten.
Hey man, Tsun's just doin' his job lol
Hahaha this! Also the enemies "hey, vampires, witches and bandits, I'm the only one that can prevent the world's end, so get out of my way and let me do my job as dragonborn!" we would only need to worry about the draugh, dragons, bears, magical beings, trolls and the talmor lmao
If the dragonborn dies, where will they go, Sovngarde II? After all, if the appropriate response is to be trusted, all dragonborns will go to Sovngarde by birthright.
@@theinternetpolice2078 Depends on the race. Argonians “return to the Hist”, Bosmer “become one with their Ancestors in Aetherius”, etc...
@@vecna2101 Aren't their bound to return to Akatosh due to their dragon soul?
I just love the idea of an alternate universe in Skyrim where the dragonborn is a mentally challenged psychic who defends himself only by throwing things using his psychic abilities.
1000 th likr :D
Why is this the top comment for me but i agree my guy imagine it as a show tho
Tardikenisis
And not even effectively throwing swords either, just slinging them around sideways and hilt first, sometimes getting lucky and impaling someone
@@Sumschmuck💀
Keep in mind that telekinesis damage scales with item weight and two handing greatly increases the force, so just get a Dragonbone chest plate and one shot people
so couldn't you theoretically use Stendarr's Hammer and clonk erryone on the head with a 1000 pound hammer.
I wish you could like pickup a barrel or chest and just fill it with obscene amounts of items
Now I imagine the dragonborn carrying around 40000 warhammers to throw at people from the distance.
Makes you slower than an arrow to the knee, but doesn't matter, you don't need to get up close anyway.
@@HappyBeezerStudios best build in the game, infinite dragonbone warhammer build.
@@kimhyunwoo8983 *DOS2 noises*
“Addition is when you use addition to addition two numbers together”
Mitten Squad, 2020
that additions up
Now just imagine trying to do this in VR, where you have to manually use the telekinesis spell with your own hands.
@Young Victor He means by only doing _damage_ with the spell.
I mean he wore armor AND picked locks
@@joeymcm04 How do you know what he means
@@nebojsajovic2177 Because he has stated it himself.
Would probably be easier to aim, if nothing else
The sentence "I killed a guy with a bucket" makes this whole run worth it.
Indeed, although I personally prefer "kidnapped a few vegetables... ".
I have done nothing but kill people with buckets for 3 days
@@potatoeyboi r/unexpectedtf2
I think the best line was about the bucket going on it’s journey to help someone else in need
this vaguely reminds me of riddick killing some guy with a teacup
"Y...You know you can still use things OTHER than the Force, right?"
-Obi-Wan Kenobi
*No. Only buckets now.*
It’s kinda crazy how bad his alcoholism was. When he talks about it in bit and pieces through his videos you realize he really was in a bad place and I’m very happy he got help and he’s taking it all slow now. I appreciate his videos so much and his battle with the bottle is something that can be a challenge all within itself.
Unfortunately he relapsed and hasn't uploaded in months. Praying to God he's ok cuz his last post he was in the hospital
I thought it was only a joke. I wish him the best of luck.
I didn’t know he had a drinking problem. I used to love this channel when I was at the peak of my heroin and alcohol addiction. Weird how that works. Haven’t watched in years, been sober a long time. My heart hurts.
I hope he’s doing okay
Kind souls and big hearts in this comment thread. May you all be blessed with the shining, pure love of Meridia.
"oh no, an enemy! I must defend myself!" *Picks up mace and gently tosses it at bandit*
“Can you beat Concrete with only your fists?”
No. No you cannot
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 you can, however, beat your fists with only concrete.
@@nommerz5465 Most things actually. If anything the difficulty in finding something that can't beat your fists. Marshmallows, water, slow-cooked pork shoulder... the list isn't very long
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 you can most definitely injure your hands on a slow cooked pork shoulder, as for water it depends on difficulty (amount of water) if you punch water long enough you'll hurt your hand
Why am I reading all of these in Paul's voice?
For those curious, Telekinesis is one of those spells meant to make thief playthroughs easier, as you can steal items from further away and go undetected as a result.
basically the only use for it.
But knowing how strong sneak is already...
I remember with one of the dwarven caves there was a master lock door with a key to the door behind bars, the best use I've had with that spell ever
The references to alcoholism hit so hard in this video. Rest in peace man. I hope I won't follow where you went.
Yeah that really hurt to see now..
That bucket should be in elder scrolls 6.
“You ever heard the legend of the bucket that killed a dragon?”
Have you heard about the bucket of gold? It was a bucket used by a Thief. He put the bucket on the heads then he filled the bucket with their gold
Yeah, but remind me again.
wheres de ole lady an teh zore tooth
They really should include some kind of reference to the various reality warping stuff you can do with buckets and bowls
Did you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Pleages the wise,I thought not it's not a story a Jedi would tell you it's a sith legend. Darth Pleages was so powerful and so wise that he could create life.the dark side of the force are a pathway to many ability some considered to be unnatural. Unfortunately he told his apprentice everything he knew then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic , he could save other from death but not himself.
I love how he says hilarious things while keeping his voice completely monotone, it makes it ten times funnier
yep
@Gaming Miser imagine if he were alive today
Part that killed me was when the graybeards were kicki his ass and he told the story about his hands 😂😂😂
To copy a comment from The Exploring Series, "He sounds like someone trying to explain humor but only through vague secondhand accounts."
You’d love the movie Aeroplane, deadpan comedy at its finest.
Going back and watching every single one of Paul's (Joseph Robert Wilson's) videos to honor his memory. I have every single one queued up to fall asleep to. Rest in peace, King 👑🕊️
Oh shit, this guy died?
@@PerpetualWane unfortunately, yes.
"Some spells are offensive,"
*Equips Flames*
"You're fat."
:(
Underrated af
lmao call that a *roast*
Lmao.
"You are the legendary dragonborn that defeated Alduin. How on earth did you do it ?"
"Well i gathered some alcoholics from a mead hall and threw buckets at him."
"Hit her with a bucket... that will reset her inventory." I wish I knew this before toilet paper was sold out.
Please don't hit grocery store workers with buckets.
Use water lmao
Dew it
Do it
I think i did something wrong, she fell over and now some red juice is spilling out of her head and everyone is screaming, how do i reload a previous save again?
Here’s a tip for using telekinesis, if you use the spell (holding onto an item) and you fast travel to anywhere it will max out your alteration.
I wanted to comment the same. I only learned about this exploit a few days ago.
would have saved a lot of time for Mister Mitten, but also the video would be much shorter.
damn did not know this.
You have to have one of the buffs from herma moras books, then one where you magicka is infinite for 30 seconds
@@BigBoss549 enchant 4 pieces of gear with alteration costs 25% less to cast. Boom free telekinesis
@@BigBoss549 fortify alteration enchantments and potions work too if I remember correctly.
Rest in peace...
"I beat a courier to death with a cabbage, trust me, that will be important later"
Later: "What in the goddamn. . . "
It was important because later we would discuss it in the comments xD
Must have been a 9mm cabbage
This whole run was pretty much "Can You Beat Skyrim With Only Restoration While Also Gently Tossing A Few Items?"
In Novice mode...
*alteration
@@floofbirb4436 r/whoooosh
@@Bahoosegumps ok the woooosh meme's are just shitposts now
Has anyone ever been so blind? He only survived because he was endlessly healing in combat.
i miss you mittensquad. we all do. rest easy
Man woke up in the wagon, he's finally awake.. Rest well..
Beating a courier to death with a cabbage...damn, that must've left him in a vegetative state...
Damn... Cabbage-Blooded. Nice oine. Cool.
No, he was dead
@@robertzio you dont say
I guess dead is a kind of vegetative state. lol
Exquisite joke, kind sir. Wishing you a delightful day and a prosperous life.
"Mommy, who was my dad?"
"Oh, your father was a brave guard at the Thalmor embassy."
"Oh ok. Is that how he died?"
"Umm, well, you see, one day a lizard threw a roll of paper at him."
Lmao!
Lmao!
Lmao!
Lmao!
!omaL
R.I.P to this fucken legend.
Rest in peace big man
Our hero, our hero claims a warrior's heart. I tell you, I tell you, the Bucketborn comes.
With a telekinesis wielding power of the ancient nord GRAY BEARDED MEN WHICH I EXHALE VIOLENTLY ON! *ahem* Believe, believe, the bucketborn comes.
He comes, he comes, the bucketborn comes.
I never thought I'd see another original joke on TH-cam again.
Bucketborn XD
@@coletilford2645 i agree
"Okay how many buckets do you have?"
It all makes sense now.
The advice makes sense.
WarriorExo I love both their channels and you are so so right
Oh god, what channel is that from again? I remember that line so vividly, yet I cannot remember the video or youtuber.
Idiocity Incorporated its from senza the Skyrim Nintendo power glove video
@@lat7738 Thank you! I forgot to sub to him, but my god that dedication.
I miss him
Same
May he be reunited with the bucket he sent to a journey
Fun Fact: I didn't know telekinesis existed in Skyrim
Edit: Holy Fuck, people are still responding to a 1 year old comment?
That's my highest in internet fame
Yeah it sucks though
it drains your magica like crazy
You probably didn't know that equilibrium spell exist too perhaps ? I just found that like a year ago
@Rayham Hakin I dunno, it seems like one of the easier spells to find as it's in the Labyrinth
I didn't know until maybe 15 runs in... Like 500 hours of playing before I found it. These games are massive, I am still finding new things in Fallout 3, and I have over 1500 hours in it.
"Someone was granted their freedom."
Yes, permanent, terminal freedom.
I crave permanent terminal freedom...
Rest easy, friend.
I teared up when you lost your most valuable bucket... he was such a dedicated, valiant bucket. He will never be forgotten.
"This is a Bucket." ... "DEAR GOD!"... "There's more"... "NO!"
Rip Rick may 😔
Rest in peace Rick may
Also nice tf2 reffrents
"It contains the dying wish of every man here."
And I'm the bucket
“I beat a courier to death with a cabbage.”
*Cabbage Salesman
“My Cabbages!!!!”
Atla ftw
MY CABBAGES
*nOoO, mY caBbaGEs*
Ah I see, you are a man of culture as well.
That's rough, buddy
This is actually a cool concept, I hope in the next elder scrolls they make some kind of offensive telekinesis
One of my favourite Skyrim videos from this legend. Seeing him kill Alduin with buckets felt like a truly momentous occasion. Rest in peace Paul, thanks for all the fun and laughter over the years.
Paul’s phone not interrupting him during recording is the real challenge
He can figure out how to complete obscure and impossible seeming gameplay challenges but not how to put his phone on silent 😅
@@Dawsalfin you need to buy the dlc to put your phone on silent
Next video, can you beat a recording session with out receiving notifications on your phone?
Impact Scan Ro-chinima films yes 😔
M
I’m
Omk
This man is out here answering the real questions.
Applause for “the real mittens here” or heroes...
shame Rosie O'Donnell wasnt in the game ,throw her at a dragon itll be a one hit kill
Church.
the question is, what challenge could be harder than this
Tbf he didn't do it, he also used a restoration spell so he should do it again
items thrown by telekenisis should do more damage depending on what the item is.
Swords and melee weapons do damage based on their attack stat
Potions and poisons should apply their effect upon impact
Other items shoud deal their weight stat in damage
Make a mod
“Think logically for the first time in your life”
“No, I don’t think I will”
Are we gonna talk about the suggestive attire that the man on the left is wearing at 21:01
If you didn't realize, they all got boobs... except the woman.
shh, we dont talk about bob
Femboy hooters
no
Pictures speak all the words..
The power in the phrase, "The draugr encounters are just a suggestion," is overwhelming and I would like my sanity back.
You failed your horror check
Darkstalker 171 What does that supposed to mean?
@@culturalliberator9425 o fuk what happens next?
Yeah, dungeons should’ve been designed better if you can just run through them so easily
R.I.P to this legend
Getting this video in my recommended made me so happy but so sad. I’m glad we have what we do though
“I beat a courier to death with a cabbage.” This mans living out our fantasies.
Benny could learn some lessons here about courier killing
@@monke3231 ain't that a cabbage in the head
MY CABBAGES!
@@thefunnyman8073 I beg of you to remove the lol in your name, it is just wierd
“Gave myself the worst name possible”
*is not Grandma Sparkle*
That’s false advertising, Paul!
*not scientifically possible
Ya turd
Thatd be a heavily cursed run
"Liz Zard" is still a pretty good terrible name though. Good play-on words.
”Bob the Builder
Can we fix it?
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can!
Scoop, Muck and Dizzy and Roley too
Lofty and Wendy join the crew
Pilchard and Bird, Travis and Spud
Playing together like good friends should
Bob the Builder
Can we fix it?
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can!
Hey!
Time to get busy, such a lot to do
Building and fixing till it's good as new
Bob and the gang have so much fun
Working together, they get the job done
Can we build it? Yeah!
Can we fix it? Yeah!
Bob the Builder
Can we fix it?
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can! (Yeah!)”
Sorry, just had to spout out the lyrics to your theme song. It’s quite unrelated to your comment really, but I felt forced to do it, again sorry.
@@Thelivery LOL
I really wish we could have helped him more. There are so many subtle things that feel like such a cry for help now. We love you man. Rest easy.
Dude Ik it really makes me sad how there are subtle comments ab his addiction and everybody just assumed he was joking.
RIP bro
I love how the buckets finally have uses instead of being trophies for this guy
I’m not even sure he used them as telekinesis 😂😂😂
theyve had exploit uses for a long time bid birg
The whole time he was making friends with the buckets for this moment
A bucket appears in the hall of valor and said "Yeah i killed Alduin"
Not just useful but apparently a viable tactic against a fucking world eating God 🤣
Not gonna lie, I'm actually impressed.
First time?
LIAR!
@@acewmd. *YOU'RE WITH HIM! YOU BROUGHT HIM HERE TO KILL ME!*
You think this is badd he had to beat the game with only a restoration spells
Same
Well, you could have saved a little bit of time (the time of leveling alteration to 100 with 0% alteration costs) by picking up something with telekinesis, opening your map while holding it and fast traveling somewhere else. You will be given Alteration progress as if you had been holding the item for the entirety of the ingame time that elapsed during the quick travel.
Quick Travel from Rifton to Markarth, which is "worth" 24 ingame hours will give you progress as if you had been holding the item for 24 ingame hours (or, I think 48 minutes of real time on default timeskip settings.)
Also, you may already have guessed it: this can be used to level up infinitely by resetting your alteration skill to 15, picking something up, traveling over half of skyrim in 10 seconds and getting another 85 levels of Alteration and a couple player levels out of it over and over again.
hope u are doing well paul , u have brought much joy to all of us
I'm sorry, he passed away, his liver gave out from his drinking
“Can you beat fallout new Vegas while suffering from all addictions and having your head constantly crippled”?
You mean irl?
While using antivenom for the sting sound effect
"Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas As A Drug Addict?"
Easily, he could.
@@kaimerry1587 He makes all these easy by playing on lowest difficulty lol
The Lizard who was a Wizard and possibly related to a king Gizzard.
Peri-Perihelion!
someone has good taste in music
And always got caught in a blizzard
@@QuixoticCowboy 5 and rising.
@@QuixoticCowboy come to think of it. A fair bit of the people who even liked the comment are fans.
Legends will always be remembered
I miss Mitten Squad.
Me too
This is one of the better scripts that he's made.
Yeah, you can hear the effort put into this one, some nice references in there.
I feel it’s because out of all the other games he may like I feel this if definitely one of he’s favourites. Like top tier.
This script was actually funny. Bravo, Paul.
@@llllMiNxllll Quite the opposite. He's stated multiple times that he isn't nearly as into TES as he is Fallout.
I think the more he suffers the better the video gets lol
The perseverance of this man is unfathomable. He got further then I ever did just throwing shit
A sad day for Mitten Squad. Paul, I hope you are finally at peace now.
man is gone but legend
continiues
Fun fact:
If you have 100% reduction on alteration spells then you can lvl up to 100 and above in minutes.
1) use telekinesis on an object
2) fast travel while casting telekinesis on the object
3) the farther away you fast travel the more xp you gain
So, I usually go from volkihar castle to dawnguard hq since their on the opposite ends of the map.
Since you have 100% reduction you can cast telekinesis for infinite time and so, the game thinks you walked all the distance you fast traveled WHILE casting telekinesis!
This is how I got my first character I made OP.
my first op character was alchemy-enchanting loop thingy
The two enchantments on items perk makes for a devastating mage build. 🤣
My first character was a mage heavy armored orc werewolf. It was impossible to kill him.
I remember doing the telekinesis fast travel exploit by accident.
To make a long story relatively short, I had maxed out alchemy and enchanting early on thanks to some old habits from Oblivion. I had 100% reduction in alteration and conjuration.
That said, my conjuration and alteration were both still just heading into 30, I think? I got my hands on Telekinesis one way or another. I was trying to figure it out, and playing around with an apple or something random lying on the ground. I remembered I had to go elsewhere to finish up a sidequest, and so while holding it, I traveled to Markarth from Winterhold.
It doesn't tell you that you've leveled up if you do it this way, so I went for about 30 minutes thinking "huh..... why haven't I received any points in alteration?" Bam. 100. And my offensive skills were dangerously under-leveled as a result.
Didn't exactly take the fun out of it all, but I felt like I missed out on something. On the other hand, it's amazing how gaining such an advantage can really screw you over with the difficulty spike.
how do you get 100% magicka reduction
didnt name an argonian for a telekenisis run “Lifts-Her-Tail”. truly criminal
Sounds like the name of that one famous argonian...
The joke went over my head. Please elaborate
@@simonriley3438 its based off a book in skyrim
kek!
@@simonriley3438 The Lusty Argonian Maid
Rest in peace paul
Peace😭🤧
We will always remember you, thank you for everything man, so sad too see you go.
*For future Alteration grinding:*
With the unlimited alteration casting armor, pick up an item with telekinesis. While holding the button, fast travel as far way as possible. Hold the button throughout the load screen. Ta da, level 100 alteration.
Then, make it legendary and repeat. Riften to Markarth and back is a decent route for this method of power leveling.
jtenorj Yup! ^.^
I guess fast traveling between Fort Dawnguard and Castle Volkihar would be a good route?
@@lordofmurder7659 yes
I forgot that time passes when you fast travel...i just never fast traveled even when going to High Hrothgar back to back
“There are a lot of magic spells in the elder scrolls V”
Morrowind players: _laughing manically_
Do you mean in amount or in varaity ?
@@tatoulino515 In everything, Morrowind lets you create spells and there are about 5 jabillion spells in the game. and you can levitate
@@PriyatmanSM ok
Don't forget Oblivion which also had the Spell Altar
Only in morrowind can you take a single step forward and cross the entire map without cheats
Rest in piece Paul
I'll never forget my first playthrough, picked high elf, ended up using enchanted swords more than magic until late game when I started getting into enchanting.Bought iron ore and petty/lesser gems, transmute my iron to gold, make gold rings, soul trap every wolf, fox, crab, etc. I found and proceeded to make garbage enchanted jewellery. Got 100 enchanting and proceeded to make the most op mage armor ever conceived while making crazy profit. 100% free destruction and conjuration spells, made the rest of the game a cake walk, a great way to make my character feel like an actual god.
You could've called your character "Raises-Wood" a missed opportunity there.
Or Mark Zuckerberg, either one.
Or the argonian maid
I think my Argonian Tamreilic name would be "Balls-On-Fire"
Or King Gizzard's Wizard Lizzard
Leviosaaaaah.
"Hey mom, look that weirdo is throwing kettles in the stream again!"
"Just look at him and nod sweetie."
I read that in the guys voice from those weird cat videos. "Hey mah, there's a creepy cat outside."
@@overlorddante its Michael rapoport
Miss you paul, rest in peace
Using telekinesis to yeet half a loaf of bread into Grelod the kind's face to kill her, never stops being hilarious. 😂
Still didn’t mention why killing the courrier with the cabbage is important.....
That courier knows what he did, and getting murdered with cabbage is too good for him.
Is that... a Last airbender reference? The cabbage merchant that gets F'd every time?
truth is for that poor courier the game was rigged form the start
that was a suprise tool to help him later
Trust him, it will come into play later
After seeing his last post I’ve seen quite a few of these in recent days but more news leaves me somber. Rip Paul of mitten squad.
It is a whole lot easier if you have Vokrii - Minimalistic perk overhaul, one of the alteration perks makes telekinesis do 250 more damage, and another one lets you pick up people with it.
Random dude: Alduin’s coming! Mitten: Don’t worry, I have a XL bucket.
"I beat Skyrim with only the Telekinesis spell"
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Restoration: "What am I to you?"
oakflesh :(
Oof
Yes
A joke!
@@maciejhammer2266 Yes, it's a joke :P
R.I.P Paul you will be missed
I'm going to miss you like hell
I've been laughing way too hard at "Idaho Battle Barn"
step one: max sneak/fortify loop sneak, becoming invisible
step two: fortify loop for Magicka, becoming an infinite mana battery
step three: dualcast alteration telekinesis
step four: stockpile humorous objects (goat cheese, bucket, shovel, cabbage, meridia's beacon etc)
step five: ???
step six: legends spread of haunted cheese and floating shovels wreaking havoc across the land
Step seven: profit
Sadly you can't be invisible and cast a spell at the same time.
@@MorbidGames666 Mods: **Am I a joke to you?**
GOLDEN K9 if you have a high enough sneak, it becomes impossible for you to be detected by NPCs, which is basically invisibility
@@DragonWinter36 in payday2 max stealth is hard to dumb guards lol
This is my favorite. I quit watching this channel about a year ago but I enjoyed the times I spent listening to each video on my headphones while at work.
May he keep doing kickers challenges in the afterlife
"got more beat up than when I punched cement blocks cause my parents forgot to buy me more gatorade" 🤦♂️
Thugs literally killing you and the guard just stands there. IMMERSION.
But somehow if you cast a fury spell at one of the thugs and the guards will immediately aggro them. I dunno man...
You seen the news recently? It is immersion.
This was the first video that I watched from you… RIP Paul
For those watching in the future or those returning, the bandit plunderer in bleak falls berrow that he complains about fighting is supposed to die to an arrow trap, but he rushed him before the scripted event could occur, making him face the bandit that is surprisingly far more powerful than all the other bandits in there
PS; I am not saying that he did it wrong directly or in an aggressive manner, but just saying it as as a fun fact
Telekinesis is offensive, to every mage who's ever put levels in alteration for it
If you use vampire lord you can yeet enemies even giants not dragons though
@@jamesstone3023 but then just *SUCC* the life out of those dragons
@@jamesstone3023 Imagine yeeting a dragon
Todfur is best at this