It's defensive, not offensive, so it doesn't coubt. TL;DR, It's defensive, not offensive, so it doesn't count. Lol.,,. I made you read this twice! Hhaha.... Now, I just have to hhide thi smessage... Hmm...
I love to imagine the timeline in which Tsun just flat out murders the Dragonborn and because of him Alduin just destroys everything, and everyone looks at him like he's a complete tool before they get eaten.
Hahaha this! Also the enemies "hey, vampires, witches and bandits, I'm the only one that can prevent the world's end, so get out of my way and let me do my job as dragonborn!" we would only need to worry about the draugh, dragons, bears, magical beings, trolls and the talmor lmao
If the dragonborn dies, where will they go, Sovngarde II? After all, if the appropriate response is to be trusted, all dragonborns will go to Sovngarde by birthright.
This was one of my favorite videos from him, I’m heartbroken over his death man. Rest in peace. I loved your videos and I will go back and watch all of them all over again
@@vadimc2144 he just recently passed away, reason why is unknown but he had a very bad alcohol addiction that he was really open about, he wanted to fix his issue but I guess he couldn’t
I just love the idea of an alternate universe in Skyrim where the dragonborn is a mentally challenged psychic who defends himself only by throwing things using his psychic abilities.
Keep in mind that telekinesis damage scales with item weight and two handing greatly increases the force, so just get a Dragonbone chest plate and one shot people
Now I imagine the dragonborn carrying around 40000 warhammers to throw at people from the distance. Makes you slower than an arrow to the knee, but doesn't matter, you don't need to get up close anyway.
Did you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Pleages the wise,I thought not it's not a story a Jedi would tell you it's a sith legend. Darth Pleages was so powerful and so wise that he could create life.the dark side of the force are a pathway to many ability some considered to be unnatural. Unfortunately he told his apprentice everything he knew then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic , he could save other from death but not himself.
Fun fact: Telekinesis is easily the most efficient way to level up when combined with Fortify Alteration. He never showed it, but if you're holding any item with 100% Fortify Alteration and fast travel (While holding said item) across the map, your alteration will instantly level to 100 and you can legendary it and repeat for easy perk points.
@@nommerz5465 Most things actually. If anything the difficulty in finding something that can't beat your fists. Marshmallows, water, slow-cooked pork shoulder... the list isn't very long
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 you can most definitely injure your hands on a slow cooked pork shoulder, as for water it depends on difficulty (amount of water) if you punch water long enough you'll hurt your hand
It’s kinda crazy how bad his alcoholism was. When he talks about it in bit and pieces through his videos you realize he really was in a bad place and I’m very happy he got help and he’s taking it all slow now. I appreciate his videos so much and his battle with the bottle is something that can be a challenge all within itself.
I didn’t know he had a drinking problem. I used to love this channel when I was at the peak of my heroin and alcohol addiction. Weird how that works. Haven’t watched in years, been sober a long time. My heart hurts.
I think i did something wrong, she fell over and now some red juice is spilling out of her head and everyone is screaming, how do i reload a previous save again?
Fun fact: If you have 100% reduction on alteration spells then you can lvl up to 100 and above in minutes. 1) use telekinesis on an object 2) fast travel while casting telekinesis on the object 3) the farther away you fast travel the more xp you gain So, I usually go from volkihar castle to dawnguard hq since their on the opposite ends of the map. Since you have 100% reduction you can cast telekinesis for infinite time and so, the game thinks you walked all the distance you fast traveled WHILE casting telekinesis! This is how I got my first character I made OP.
I remember doing the telekinesis fast travel exploit by accident. To make a long story relatively short, I had maxed out alchemy and enchanting early on thanks to some old habits from Oblivion. I had 100% reduction in alteration and conjuration. That said, my conjuration and alteration were both still just heading into 30, I think? I got my hands on Telekinesis one way or another. I was trying to figure it out, and playing around with an apple or something random lying on the ground. I remembered I had to go elsewhere to finish up a sidequest, and so while holding it, I traveled to Markarth from Winterhold. It doesn't tell you that you've leveled up if you do it this way, so I went for about 30 minutes thinking "huh..... why haven't I received any points in alteration?" Bam. 100. And my offensive skills were dangerously under-leveled as a result. Didn't exactly take the fun out of it all, but I felt like I missed out on something. On the other hand, it's amazing how gaining such an advantage can really screw you over with the difficulty spike.
"You are the legendary dragonborn that defeated Alduin. How on earth did you do it ?" "Well i gathered some alcoholics from a mead hall and threw buckets at him."
"Mommy, who was my dad?" "Oh, your father was a brave guard at the Thalmor embassy." "Oh ok. Is that how he died?" "Umm, well, you see, one day a lizard threw a roll of paper at him."
Watching this just reminds me how much I miss this dude. There’s plenty of other challenge run TH-cam channels out there but none can match him. Rest in peace big guy. You have always been and always shall be the challenge runner GOAT.
For those curious, Telekinesis is one of those spells meant to make thief playthroughs easier, as you can steal items from further away and go undetected as a result.
I wanted to comment the same. I only learned about this exploit a few days ago. would have saved a lot of time for Mister Mitten, but also the video would be much shorter.
*For future Alteration grinding:* With the unlimited alteration casting armor, pick up an item with telekinesis. While holding the button, fast travel as far way as possible. Hold the button throughout the load screen. Ta da, level 100 alteration.
”Bob the Builder Can we fix it? Bob the Builder Yes, we can! Scoop, Muck and Dizzy and Roley too Lofty and Wendy join the crew Pilchard and Bird, Travis and Spud Playing together like good friends should Bob the Builder Can we fix it? Bob the Builder Yes, we can! Hey! Time to get busy, such a lot to do Building and fixing till it's good as new Bob and the gang have so much fun Working together, they get the job done Can we build it? Yeah! Can we fix it? Yeah! Bob the Builder Can we fix it? Bob the Builder Yes, we can! (Yeah!)” Sorry, just had to spout out the lyrics to your theme song. It’s quite unrelated to your comment really, but I felt forced to do it, again sorry.
Going back and watching every single one of Paul's (Joseph Robert Wilson's) videos to honor his memory. I have every single one queued up to fall asleep to. Rest in peace, King 👑🕊️
Fun Fact: I didn't know telekinesis existed in Skyrim Edit: Holy Fuck, people are still responding to a 1 year old comment? That's my highest in internet fame
I didn't know until maybe 15 runs in... Like 500 hours of playing before I found it. These games are massive, I am still finding new things in Fallout 3, and I have over 1500 hours in it.
Fun Fact: When you were able to cast telekinesis forever, rather than to sit there for 10 minutes....you could have grabbed the item and fast traveled across the map.. Would have cut your time to 20 seconds
Though not specifically stated, it's implied that the challenge is to use Telekinesis as the only means of dealing damage. He actually says he fails the challenge when he uses Fire Breath on Paarthurnax, but he's made exceptions for scripted stuff like that in the past so I really don't know for sure. Maybe he will change the title or video description, IDK,
Yeah, what jtenorj says. Beating Skyrim so long as you do not personally inflict damage with anything except something thrown or pulled with the telekinesis power up; which that would make too long of a video title, so its shortened to, "Can you beat Skyrim with only the Telekinesis spell?" And frankly, Mittens did, outside the scripted part of the game where you're required to use flame breath on Parthurnaax.
"I sold what I didn't need to Lucas Simms" Wait... hold o- Edit: Yow Mitten, fix your discord dude, I joined, asked about why there isn't any chatrooms, and one of the mods was responding like an asshole. I got it all on screenshot. I haven't found one single discord group that doesn't have modders that are toxic and all about that power trip being a mod.
items thrown by telekenisis should do more damage depending on what the item is. Swords and melee weapons do damage based on their attack stat Potions and poisons should apply their effect upon impact Other items shoud deal their weight stat in damage
The way I usually level enchanting (and smithing): Take cart to markarth There's a chest to the right of the khajit caravan similar to the dawnstar chest, just look down while hugging the pillar Get a filled soul gem Go to the mine farther up the road to the left of the caravan Get 2 Gold ore Smelt a gold ingot in the smelter outside Go out the mine and follow the river ahead There will be a wrecked boat to the left, hop in there Take the flawless diamond and other loot Get a follower and go to whiterun Clone the ingots and flawless diamons by dropping them on the ground, have the follower pick them up (one by one or it won't work) then go outside the city and back in The stuff will be on the ground as well as in the followers inventory Take the ones in the followers inventory and drop it on the ground (again, ONE BY ONE or it won't work) This keeps increasing the amount on the ground exponentially Do this for 216 flawless diamonds (doesn't take that long since you can double the amount gained every time) Repeat for ingots and soul gems Use the forge and make 216 diamond necklaces You now have max Smithing Take the mage stone and rest (sorry werewolves) Enchant the necklaces, and you will have max enchanting as long as it's an expensive enchantment (it gives exp based on cost) It takes me a bit over an hour for this. The longest bit is the cloning, so you need to be well versed in maximizing it's efficiency. Noteworthy that you can sell any remaining necklaces for gold, as they are worth a good sum.
The fun version of this is using the vampire lord telekinesis (there's ways to use it as human, but also mods that add it as a normal spell). You could use that one
"I beat Skyrim with only the Telekenesis spell"
If the Healing Spell would be a person, they would be crying right now.
Restoration isn't a real school of magic. Duh.
@@TehFlaminTaco :-:
He died to a paper cut
It's defensive, not offensive, so it doesn't coubt. TL;DR, It's defensive, not offensive, so it doesn't count. Lol.,,.
I made you read this twice! Hhaha.... Now, I just have to hhide thi smessage... Hmm...
"I beat Skyrim with only the Telekinesis Spell!"
*uses Oak Flesh spell less than 2 minutes in*
I love to imagine the timeline in which Tsun just flat out murders the Dragonborn and because of him Alduin just destroys everything, and everyone looks at him like he's a complete tool before they get eaten.
Hey man, Tsun's just doin' his job lol
Hahaha this! Also the enemies "hey, vampires, witches and bandits, I'm the only one that can prevent the world's end, so get out of my way and let me do my job as dragonborn!" we would only need to worry about the draugh, dragons, bears, magical beings, trolls and the talmor lmao
If the dragonborn dies, where will they go, Sovngarde II? After all, if the appropriate response is to be trusted, all dragonborns will go to Sovngarde by birthright.
@@theinternetpolice2078 Depends on the race. Argonians “return to the Hist”, Bosmer “become one with their Ancestors in Aetherius”, etc...
@@vecna2101 Aren't their bound to return to Akatosh due to their dragon soul?
The sentence "I killed a guy with a bucket" makes this whole run worth it.
Indeed, although I personally prefer "kidnapped a few vegetables... ".
I have done nothing but kill people with buckets for 3 days
@@potatoeyboi r/unexpectedtf2
I think the best line was about the bucket going on it’s journey to help someone else in need
this vaguely reminds me of riddick killing some guy with a teacup
This was one of my favorite videos from him, I’m heartbroken over his death man. Rest in peace. I loved your videos and I will go back and watch all of them all over again
Just stumbled upon this channel. Is this person gone? What happened?
@@vadimc2144 he just recently passed away, reason why is unknown but he had a very bad alcohol addiction that he was really open about, he wanted to fix his issue but I guess he couldn’t
@vadimc2144 Paul passed away recently and it's a good assumption it was due to good unfortunate alcoholism
@@MusicAwesome100 oh, I see. That's sad. Rest in peace, Paul.
End of november 2023 he posted a status that he's just still taking a break.
Nords: "Dragonborn! How do we defeat the dragons!?"
Dragonborn: ..."buket"
Dear. God.
@@hellfirebiker3713 but there's still more.
No...
@@hellfirebiker3713 it contains the dying wish of every man here
@@lilpop8700 You did collect everyone's dying wish, yes?
"he's dragonborn"
"How do you know?"
"He threw a wooden bowl at a dragon and it died"
he can also be that legendary gnome mentioned on one D&D playthrough
he's dragonborn"
"How do you know?"
Read more
"He threw a wooden bowl at a dragon and it died"
SHOW LESS
lmao
He is dragonbowl then
@@solouno2280 who is this gnome of which you speak?
13:06
I just love the idea of an alternate universe in Skyrim where the dragonborn is a mentally challenged psychic who defends himself only by throwing things using his psychic abilities.
1000 th likr :D
Why is this the top comment for me but i agree my guy imagine it as a show tho
Tardikenisis
And not even effectively throwing swords either, just slinging them around sideways and hilt first, sometimes getting lucky and impaling someone
@@Sumschmuck💀
Keep in mind that telekinesis damage scales with item weight and two handing greatly increases the force, so just get a Dragonbone chest plate and one shot people
so couldn't you theoretically use Stendarr's Hammer and clonk erryone on the head with a 1000 pound hammer.
I wish you could like pickup a barrel or chest and just fill it with obscene amounts of items
Now I imagine the dragonborn carrying around 40000 warhammers to throw at people from the distance.
Makes you slower than an arrow to the knee, but doesn't matter, you don't need to get up close anyway.
@@HappyBeezerStudios best build in the game, infinite dragonbone warhammer build.
@@kimhyunwoo8983 *DOS2 noises*
That bucket should be in elder scrolls 6.
“You ever heard the legend of the bucket that killed a dragon?”
Have you heard about the bucket of gold? It was a bucket used by a Thief. He put the bucket on the heads then he filled the bucket with their gold
Yeah, but remind me again.
wheres de ole lady an teh zore tooth
They really should include some kind of reference to the various reality warping stuff you can do with buckets and bowls
Did you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Pleages the wise,I thought not it's not a story a Jedi would tell you it's a sith legend. Darth Pleages was so powerful and so wise that he could create life.the dark side of the force are a pathway to many ability some considered to be unnatural. Unfortunately he told his apprentice everything he knew then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic , he could save other from death but not himself.
This man is out here answering the real questions.
Applause for “the real mittens here” or heroes...
shame Rosie O'Donnell wasnt in the game ,throw her at a dragon itll be a one hit kill
Church.
the question is, what challenge could be harder than this
Tbf he didn't do it, he also used a restoration spell so he should do it again
Now just imagine trying to do this in VR, where you have to manually use the telekinesis spell with your own hands.
@Young Victor He means by only doing _damage_ with the spell.
I mean he wore armor AND picked locks
@@joeymcm04 How do you know what he means
@@nebojsajovic2177 Because he has stated it himself.
Would probably be easier to aim, if nothing else
Fun fact: Telekinesis is easily the most efficient way to level up when combined with Fortify Alteration. He never showed it, but if you're holding any item with 100% Fortify Alteration and fast travel (While holding said item) across the map, your alteration will instantly level to 100 and you can legendary it and repeat for easy perk points.
This game is fucking crazy
I guess it's time for another play through
@@stinklinethegoblin5952 if you think that is crazy. Look up can you beat Skyrim without walking
@@nubgaming1013 dude I watched it all just now and that is the craziest thing ive ever seen
@@stinklinethegoblin5952 bahahahah
Other dead dragons: "Yo alduin howd you die"
Alduin: some idiot threw buckets at me
Other dead dragon:WTF?!
Other dead dragon: "I faced the wrath of his bucket as well, Krosis!"
Other dead dragons: Well he won the fight didn’t he... Who’s the idiot now?
Other dead dragons: "Bwahahahahahaha, you died to a bucket? How did your fire breath not turn the buckets to ashes?"
Alduin: It took 16 buckets
“Can you beat Concrete with only your fists?”
No. No you cannot
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 you can, however, beat your fists with only concrete.
@@nommerz5465 Most things actually. If anything the difficulty in finding something that can't beat your fists. Marshmallows, water, slow-cooked pork shoulder... the list isn't very long
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 you can most definitely injure your hands on a slow cooked pork shoulder, as for water it depends on difficulty (amount of water) if you punch water long enough you'll hurt your hand
Why am I reading all of these in Paul's voice?
Not gonna lie, I'm actually impressed.
First time?
LIAR!
@@acewmd. *YOU'RE WITH HIM! YOU BROUGHT HIM HERE TO KILL ME!*
You think this is badd he had to beat the game with only a restoration spells
Same
Riddick: “I can kill a man with a teacup.”
Mitten: “yes, but can you kill a world eater dragon with a bucket?”
why did i read that as Kill a world eater bucket with a dragon?
I loved that movie
The spiffing brit: I can one shot anything with a fork.
Are we gonna talk about the suggestive attire that the man on the left is wearing at 21:01
If you didn't realize, they all got boobs... except the woman.
shh, we dont talk about bob
Femboy hooters
no
Pictures speak all the words..
"oh no, an enemy! I must defend myself!" *Picks up mace and gently tosses it at bandit*
I love how he says hilarious things while keeping his voice completely monotone, it makes it ten times funnier
yep
@Gaming Miser imagine if he were alive today
Part that killed me was when the graybeards were kicki his ass and he told the story about his hands 😂😂😂
To copy a comment from The Exploring Series, "He sounds like someone trying to explain humor but only through vague secondhand accounts."
You’d love the movie Aeroplane, deadpan comedy at its finest.
It’s kinda crazy how bad his alcoholism was. When he talks about it in bit and pieces through his videos you realize he really was in a bad place and I’m very happy he got help and he’s taking it all slow now. I appreciate his videos so much and his battle with the bottle is something that can be a challenge all within itself.
Unfortunately he relapsed and hasn't uploaded in months. Praying to God he's ok cuz his last post he was in the hospital
I thought it was only a joke. I wish him the best of luck.
I didn’t know he had a drinking problem. I used to love this channel when I was at the peak of my heroin and alcohol addiction. Weird how that works. Haven’t watched in years, been sober a long time. My heart hurts.
I hope he’s doing okay
Kind souls and big hearts in this comment thread. May you all be blessed with the shining, pure love of Meridia.
"Hit her with a bucket... that will reset her inventory." I wish I knew this before toilet paper was sold out.
Please don't hit grocery store workers with buckets.
Use water lmao
Dew it
Do it
I think i did something wrong, she fell over and now some red juice is spilling out of her head and everyone is screaming, how do i reload a previous save again?
Fun fact:
If you have 100% reduction on alteration spells then you can lvl up to 100 and above in minutes.
1) use telekinesis on an object
2) fast travel while casting telekinesis on the object
3) the farther away you fast travel the more xp you gain
So, I usually go from volkihar castle to dawnguard hq since their on the opposite ends of the map.
Since you have 100% reduction you can cast telekinesis for infinite time and so, the game thinks you walked all the distance you fast traveled WHILE casting telekinesis!
This is how I got my first character I made OP.
my first op character was alchemy-enchanting loop thingy
The two enchantments on items perk makes for a devastating mage build. 🤣
My first character was a mage heavy armored orc werewolf. It was impossible to kill him.
I remember doing the telekinesis fast travel exploit by accident.
To make a long story relatively short, I had maxed out alchemy and enchanting early on thanks to some old habits from Oblivion. I had 100% reduction in alteration and conjuration.
That said, my conjuration and alteration were both still just heading into 30, I think? I got my hands on Telekinesis one way or another. I was trying to figure it out, and playing around with an apple or something random lying on the ground. I remembered I had to go elsewhere to finish up a sidequest, and so while holding it, I traveled to Markarth from Winterhold.
It doesn't tell you that you've leveled up if you do it this way, so I went for about 30 minutes thinking "huh..... why haven't I received any points in alteration?" Bam. 100. And my offensive skills were dangerously under-leveled as a result.
Didn't exactly take the fun out of it all, but I felt like I missed out on something. On the other hand, it's amazing how gaining such an advantage can really screw you over with the difficulty spike.
how do you get 100% magicka reduction
This whole run was pretty much "Can You Beat Skyrim With Only Restoration While Also Gently Tossing A Few Items?"
In Novice mode...
*alteration
@@floofbirb4436 r/whoooosh
@@Bahoosegumps ok the woooosh meme's are just shitposts now
Has anyone ever been so blind? He only survived because he was endlessly healing in combat.
"This is a bucket."
"Dear God..."
"There's more."
"No..."
"put the bucket on a merchant head and steal everything he has"
😂😂
"It contains a bucket"
"Dear God.."
"There's more"
"No.."
dear god.... is that a chamberpot?
ive done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
"You are the legendary dragonborn that defeated Alduin. How on earth did you do it ?"
"Well i gathered some alcoholics from a mead hall and threw buckets at him."
Our hero, our hero claims a warrior's heart. I tell you, I tell you, the Bucketborn comes.
With a telekinesis wielding power of the ancient nord GRAY BEARDED MEN WHICH I EXHALE VIOLENTLY ON! *ahem* Believe, believe, the bucketborn comes.
He comes, he comes, the bucketborn comes.
I never thought I'd see another original joke on TH-cam again.
Bucketborn XD
@@coletilford2645 i agree
"Mommy, who was my dad?"
"Oh, your father was a brave guard at the Thalmor embassy."
"Oh ok. Is that how he died?"
"Umm, well, you see, one day a lizard threw a roll of paper at him."
Lmao!
Lmao!
Lmao!
Lmao!
!omaL
Watching this just reminds me how much I miss this dude. There’s plenty of other challenge run TH-cam channels out there but none can match him. Rest in peace big guy. You have always been and always shall be the challenge runner GOAT.
"Someone was granted their freedom."
Yes, permanent, terminal freedom.
I crave permanent terminal freedom...
"Okay how many buckets do you have?"
It all makes sense now.
The advice makes sense.
WarriorExo I love both their channels and you are so so right
Oh god, what channel is that from again? I remember that line so vividly, yet I cannot remember the video or youtuber.
Idiocity Incorporated its from senza the Skyrim Nintendo power glove video
@@lat7738 Thank you! I forgot to sub to him, but my god that dedication.
"This is a Bucket." ... "DEAR GOD!"... "There's more"... "NO!"
Rip Rick may 😔
Rest in peace Rick may
Also nice tf2 reffrents
"It contains the dying wish of every man here."
And I'm the bucket
“Addition is when you use addition to addition two numbers together”
Mitten Squad, 2020
that additions up
The Lizard who was a Wizard and possibly related to a king Gizzard.
Peri-Perihelion!
someone has good taste in music
And always got caught in a blizzard
@@QuixoticCowboy 5 and rising.
@@QuixoticCowboy come to think of it. A fair bit of the people who even liked the comment are fans.
Beating a courier to death with a cabbage...damn, that must've left him in a vegetative state...
Damn... Cabbage-Blooded. Nice oine. Cool.
No, he was dead
@@robertzio you dont say
I guess dead is a kind of vegetative state. lol
Exquisite joke, kind sir. Wishing you a delightful day and a prosperous life.
"I beat a courier to death with a cabbage, trust me, that will be important later"
Later: "What in the goddamn. . . "
It was important because later we would discuss it in the comments xD
Must have been a 9mm cabbage
For those curious, Telekinesis is one of those spells meant to make thief playthroughs easier, as you can steal items from further away and go undetected as a result.
basically the only use for it.
But knowing how strong sneak is already...
I remember with one of the dwarven caves there was a master lock door with a key to the door behind bars, the best use I've had with that spell ever
The perseverance of this man is unfathomable. He got further then I ever did just throwing shit
This is one of the better scripts that he's made.
Yeah, you can hear the effort put into this one, some nice references in there.
I feel it’s because out of all the other games he may like I feel this if definitely one of he’s favourites. Like top tier.
This script was actually funny. Bravo, Paul.
@@llllMiNxllll Quite the opposite. He's stated multiple times that he isn't nearly as into TES as he is Fallout.
I think the more he suffers the better the video gets lol
Still didn’t mention why killing the courrier with the cabbage is important.....
That courier knows what he did, and getting murdered with cabbage is too good for him.
Is that... a Last airbender reference? The cabbage merchant that gets F'd every time?
truth is for that poor courier the game was rigged form the start
that was a suprise tool to help him later
Trust him, it will come into play later
"Y...You know you can still use things OTHER than the Force, right?"
-Obi-Wan Kenobi
*No. Only buckets now.*
“Can you beat fallout new Vegas while suffering from all addictions and having your head constantly crippled”?
You mean irl?
While using antivenom for the sting sound effect
"Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas As A Drug Addict?"
Easily, he could.
@@kaimerry1587 He makes all these easy by playing on lowest difficulty lol
I love how the buckets finally have uses instead of being trophies for this guy
I’m not even sure he used them as telekinesis 😂😂😂
theyve had exploit uses for a long time bid birg
The whole time he was making friends with the buckets for this moment
A bucket appears in the hall of valor and said "Yeah i killed Alduin"
Not just useful but apparently a viable tactic against a fucking world eating God 🤣
“I beat a courier to death with a cabbage.” This mans living out our fantasies.
Benny could learn some lessons here about courier killing
@@monke3231 ain't that a cabbage in the head
MY CABBAGES!
@@thefunnyman8073 I beg of you to remove the lol in your name, it is just wierd
Here’s a tip for using telekinesis, if you use the spell (holding onto an item) and you fast travel to anywhere it will max out your alteration.
I wanted to comment the same. I only learned about this exploit a few days ago.
would have saved a lot of time for Mister Mitten, but also the video would be much shorter.
damn did not know this.
You have to have one of the buffs from herma moras books, then one where you magicka is infinite for 30 seconds
@@BigBoss549 enchant 4 pieces of gear with alteration costs 25% less to cast. Boom free telekinesis
@@BigBoss549 fortify alteration enchantments and potions work too if I remember correctly.
*For future Alteration grinding:*
With the unlimited alteration casting armor, pick up an item with telekinesis. While holding the button, fast travel as far way as possible. Hold the button throughout the load screen. Ta da, level 100 alteration.
Then, make it legendary and repeat. Riften to Markarth and back is a decent route for this method of power leveling.
jtenorj Yup! ^.^
I guess fast traveling between Fort Dawnguard and Castle Volkihar would be a good route?
@@lordofmurder7659 yes
I forgot that time passes when you fast travel...i just never fast traveled even when going to High Hrothgar back to back
step one: max sneak/fortify loop sneak, becoming invisible
step two: fortify loop for Magicka, becoming an infinite mana battery
step three: dualcast alteration telekinesis
step four: stockpile humorous objects (goat cheese, bucket, shovel, cabbage, meridia's beacon etc)
step five: ???
step six: legends spread of haunted cheese and floating shovels wreaking havoc across the land
Step seven: profit
Sadly you can't be invisible and cast a spell at the same time.
@@MorbidGames666 Mods: **Am I a joke to you?**
GOLDEN K9 if you have a high enough sneak, it becomes impossible for you to be detected by NPCs, which is basically invisibility
@@DragonWinter36 in payday2 max stealth is hard to dumb guards lol
“Gave myself the worst name possible”
*is not Grandma Sparkle*
That’s false advertising, Paul!
*not scientifically possible
Ya turd
Thatd be a heavily cursed run
"Liz Zard" is still a pretty good terrible name though. Good play-on words.
”Bob the Builder
Can we fix it?
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can!
Scoop, Muck and Dizzy and Roley too
Lofty and Wendy join the crew
Pilchard and Bird, Travis and Spud
Playing together like good friends should
Bob the Builder
Can we fix it?
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can!
Hey!
Time to get busy, such a lot to do
Building and fixing till it's good as new
Bob and the gang have so much fun
Working together, they get the job done
Can we build it? Yeah!
Can we fix it? Yeah!
Bob the Builder
Can we fix it?
Bob the Builder
Yes, we can! (Yeah!)”
Sorry, just had to spout out the lyrics to your theme song. It’s quite unrelated to your comment really, but I felt forced to do it, again sorry.
@@Thelivery LOL
The references to alcoholism hit so hard in this video. Rest in peace man. I hope I won't follow where you went.
Yeah that really hurt to see now..
Paul always joked about the things that would kill him.
guy had a terrible accent
I wish we could pin of shame jimmy
@@matthewroach5824 No, Paul would have thought that was funny
You could've called your character "Raises-Wood" a missed opportunity there.
Or Mark Zuckerberg, either one.
Or the argonian maid
I think my Argonian Tamreilic name would be "Balls-On-Fire"
Or King Gizzard's Wizard Lizzard
Leviosaaaaah.
“I beat a courier to death with a cabbage.”
*Cabbage Salesman
“My Cabbages!!!!”
Atla ftw
MY CABBAGES
*nOoO, mY caBbaGEs*
Ah I see, you are a man of culture as well.
That's rough, buddy
didnt name an argonian for a telekenisis run “Lifts-Her-Tail”. truly criminal
Sounds like the name of that one famous argonian...
The joke went over my head. Please elaborate
@@PeaktendenCs its based off a book in skyrim
kek!
@@PeaktendenCs The Lusty Argonian Maid
Going back and watching every single one of Paul's (Joseph Robert Wilson's) videos to honor his memory. I have every single one queued up to fall asleep to. Rest in peace, King 👑🕊️
Oh shit, this guy died?
@@PerpetualWane unfortunately, yes.
Months later, I'm still falling asleep to his videos, I miss him
The power in the phrase, "The draugr encounters are just a suggestion," is overwhelming and I would like my sanity back.
You failed your horror check
Darkstalker 171 What does that supposed to mean?
@@culturalliberator9425 o fuk what happens next?
Yeah, dungeons should’ve been designed better if you can just run through them so easily
Fun Fact: I didn't know telekinesis existed in Skyrim
Edit: Holy Fuck, people are still responding to a 1 year old comment?
That's my highest in internet fame
Yeah it sucks though
it drains your magica like crazy
You probably didn't know that equilibrium spell exist too perhaps ? I just found that like a year ago
@Rayham Hakin I dunno, it seems like one of the easier spells to find as it's in the Labyrinth
I didn't know until maybe 15 runs in... Like 500 hours of playing before I found it. These games are massive, I am still finding new things in Fallout 3, and I have over 1500 hours in it.
“It’s a surprise tool that will help us later”
When the quiet kid reveals he has a gun in his backpack.
hotdog hot dog hot diggity dog
That brings me a lot of nostalgia haha
Draws a mouse logo with a telekinesis bucket
@@CSHPTV Yeah, to beat a courier to death.
i miss you mittensquad. we all do. rest easy
Telekinesis is offensive, to every mage who's ever put levels in alteration for it
If you use vampire lord you can yeet enemies even giants not dragons though
@@jamesstone3023 but then just *SUCC* the life out of those dragons
@@jamesstone3023 Imagine yeeting a dragon
Todfur is best at this
21:32
Look at the bucket, observe as it remains in place seamlessly through the transition, truly this is art on a level never before seen.
Random dude: Alduin’s coming! Mitten: Don’t worry, I have a XL bucket.
Rest in peace...
“There are a lot of magic spells in the elder scrolls V”
Morrowind players: _laughing manically_
Do you mean in amount or in varaity ?
@@tatoulino515 In everything, Morrowind lets you create spells and there are about 5 jabillion spells in the game. and you can levitate
@@PriyatmanSM ok
Don't forget Oblivion which also had the Spell Altar
Only in morrowind can you take a single step forward and cross the entire map without cheats
"Hey mom, look that weirdo is throwing kettles in the stream again!"
"Just look at him and nod sweetie."
I read that in the guys voice from those weird cat videos. "Hey mah, there's a creepy cat outside."
@@overlorddante its Michael rapoport
Fun Fact: When you were able to cast telekinesis forever, rather than to sit there for 10 minutes....you could have grabbed the item and fast traveled across the map.. Would have cut your time to 20 seconds
Does that work?
@@odeo5691 yup
@@odeo5691 It's a Bethesda game, did you really have to ask?
@@randgrithr7387 good point. I always seem to forget about that lol
Rest in peace, love all your videos re watch them during each of my 2 week Bethesda game sessions.
21:00 something seems off, i just cant put my finger on it
Yaa...
Maybe try putting your finger “in” it?
nope seems normal to be consider its fucking heaven
Thugs literally killing you and the guard just stands there. IMMERSION.
But somehow if you cast a fury spell at one of the thugs and the guards will immediately aggro them. I dunno man...
You seen the news recently? It is immersion.
"I beat Skyrim with only the Telekinesis spell"
*
Restoration: "What am I to you?"
oakflesh :(
Oof
Yes
A joke!
@@maciejhammer2266 Yes, it's a joke :P
Getting this video in my recommended made me so happy but so sad. I’m glad we have what we do though
Wait until he realizes that the bandit plunder dies on his on if you dont mess with him
CyberDragonGaming both him and Senza keep making this mistake for some reason lol
Paul is a real man!
Yes
Mitten: I beat Skyrim with only the Telekinesis spell
The Restoration spell in his left hand the whole time: Am I a joke to you?
The Patchwork Poets and the oak flesh
Very true
Though not specifically stated, it's implied that the challenge is to use Telekinesis as the only means of dealing damage. He actually says he fails the challenge when he uses Fire Breath on Paarthurnax, but he's made exceptions for scripted stuff like that in the past so I really don't know for sure. Maybe he will change the title or video description, IDK,
Yeah, what jtenorj says. Beating Skyrim so long as you do not personally inflict damage with anything except something thrown or pulled with the telekinesis power up; which that would make too long of a video title, so its shortened to, "Can you beat Skyrim with only the Telekinesis spell?" And frankly, Mittens did, outside the scripted part of the game where you're required to use flame breath on Parthurnaax.
True but you cant really stuff 1000 sweetrolls in your inventory to keep the heals going.. or can you¿ o.O
Why is no one talking about him baby raging his bones to pieces over Gatorade
Right wtf. Such a baby living in his mom's basement throwing a temper tantrum lol
Have you heard the legend of sarcasm? Cause I don’t think you have
Potato Gaming Seriously how are you a fan of this channel and still believe that line..
Why is no one talking about the male characters having female bodies and vice versa?
are we not gonna talk about how he called Southeast *Eastsouth*
This still holds up so well. Can always get a laugh out of rewatching your stuff.
Miss ya, Paul.
"I sold what I didn't need to Lucas Simms"
Wait... hold o-
Edit: Yow Mitten, fix your discord dude, I joined, asked about why there isn't any chatrooms, and one of the mods was responding like an asshole. I got it all on screenshot. I haven't found one single discord group that doesn't have modders that are toxic and all about that power trip being a mod.
1:51 No. Dragonborn DLC. The Lusty argonian maid pile has a telekinesis book in it. Rieklings are angry.
Where is that
@@blitzisfun in the cave with one of the black books
But you need to be like level 20 to unlock that dlc
@@SwedishFox no I think that's the reconmended level. You can do dragonborn as soon as you visit the grey beards for the first time
I think you need to be around level 30 and have some decent gear to be able to survive that island.
I've been laughing way too hard at "Idaho Battle Barn"
"Some spells are offensive,"
*Equips Flames*
"You're fat."
:(
Underrated af
lmao call that a *roast*
Lmao.
"got more beat up than when I punched cement blocks cause my parents forgot to buy me more gatorade" 🤦♂️
Wait when did you killing a courier with a cabbage come into play?
_I was waiting with baited breath!_
*_I- I trusted you!_*
that courier corpse was a suprise tool that would help him later
I await this answer with baited breath and trembling quivering loins
His next video will probably involve New Vegas and cabbage, is my guess
it gave the bucket those unholy knock-back and damage buffs
"You're attacking enemies with items you gently toss at them." Okay, okay, subscribed.
items thrown by telekenisis should do more damage depending on what the item is.
Swords and melee weapons do damage based on their attack stat
Potions and poisons should apply their effect upon impact
Other items shoud deal their weight stat in damage
Make a mod
Finally, I've been waiting so long. The absolute worst challenge.
Same. The despair during the intro is palpable.
You haven't seen anything yet
Beat Skyrim using a dance mat/steering wheel controller.
The way I usually level enchanting (and smithing):
Take cart to markarth
There's a chest to the right of the khajit caravan similar to the dawnstar chest, just look down while hugging the pillar
Get a filled soul gem
Go to the mine farther up the road to the left of the caravan
Get 2 Gold ore
Smelt a gold ingot in the smelter outside
Go out the mine and follow the river ahead
There will be a wrecked boat to the left, hop in there
Take the flawless diamond and other loot
Get a follower and go to whiterun
Clone the ingots and flawless diamons by dropping them on the ground, have the follower pick them up (one by one or it won't work) then go outside the city and back in
The stuff will be on the ground as well as in the followers inventory
Take the ones in the followers inventory and drop it on the ground (again, ONE BY ONE or it won't work)
This keeps increasing the amount on the ground exponentially
Do this for 216 flawless diamonds (doesn't take that long since you can double the amount gained every time)
Repeat for ingots and soul gems
Use the forge and make 216 diamond necklaces
You now have max Smithing
Take the mage stone and rest (sorry werewolves)
Enchant the necklaces, and you will have max enchanting as long as it's an expensive enchantment (it gives exp based on cost)
It takes me a bit over an hour for this. The longest bit is the cloning, so you need to be well versed in maximizing it's efficiency. Noteworthy that you can sell any remaining necklaces for gold, as they are worth a good sum.
Rest in peace. Thanks for all the videos
The fun version of this is using the vampire lord telekinesis (there's ways to use it as human, but also mods that add it as a normal spell). You could use that one
Imagine being an powerful enemy in Skyrim just to die through a dude throwing bread at you
"stealing kettles, solving puzzles, and slicing my hand open"
SKYRIM
Miss you Paul, hope you’re resting easy. You’ll live on forever in these videos
15:13 Since when Malborn is such a beauty?
Tsun has sone sweet curves as well
When you're actively looking for the key words: Fallout, Skyrim, With Only, Mitten Squad, and Senza: My life is perfect as it is.
senza?
Mr. Night he’s a dude who got inspired by Paul to do the challenges
"Can you beat Skyrim with only the Telekinesis spell?"
Bucket: Feast your eyes on my final form.
Man woke up in the wagon, he's finally awake.. Rest well..
"Worst spell in the game"
Clairvoyance?
@@emilandersen8628 Yeah, it lets you climb mountain without horse.
its helpful for me because im kind of retarded and lazy
When you get lost in a needlessly complicated dungeon it is useful
@@JDG-hq8gy dungeons are linear how the hell are you getting lost in them?
samuel H. hey hey hey.......we’re stupid
I relate more to Paul, now that he has forgotten to put me in the Champion Supporters. Just like Ernie, I am silently screaming in my head.
Truly a horrific plight
Lol
Y
You should do a Skyrim “walk-through” where you never can sprint or fast move...
or go one level higher over encumbered play through.
and while on survival mode from the creation club or, a better version for free on the nexus
Sounds like torture
This is actually a cool concept, I hope in the next elder scrolls they make some kind of offensive telekinesis
I'd still love to see that wabbajack run. even if you have to knife 2 imperials to deliver it to me.
Why would you put yourself through this, I was upset just watching
I really hope he used some automated inputs software for grinding his alteration lol.
Having the item’s weight affect the telekinesis would actually make the spell somewhat usable in combat.
Apparently it does
it does
@@twistedlight3432 Clearly not by enough.
Other TH-camrs challenge runs just don’t hit the same. Miss you Paul. Rest in peace.