Badly Translated Paper Mario 64 (Chapter 5 & 6)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ม.ค. 2020
- "Is this your husband? Honey, I wish I could be... This is a dream." - Yoshi
This is what happens when you take Paper Mario 64 and run it through Google Translate one too many times. You're left with “Book of Mario 64.” The mistranslated text completely changes certain characters, creates a new story, and adds in a few ridiculous comments. I streamed this on my Twitch ( / stryder7x ) in November & December 2019, but just a warning, some of the clips contain innuendos, language, and dark humor depending on how you interpret things. Of course, this dialogue is not endorsed by Nintendo.
My personal favorite aspect is when the lore from this translation is unintentionally expanded upon. For example, Goombario, now "Goverman," ends up fighting the “Common Man” in Chapter 4. Many of the characters talk about businesses (Kooper’s name is now “Corporate” to top things off) and due to the original plot revolving around stars and wishes, the game was mistranslated to have religious themes. Because Google Translate is contextual, these mistranslations are somewhat consistent throughout the entire game.
I've been taking a break from the glitch content since I burn out easily. When you play a game for hours every day with the sole intention of finding or explaining glitches, this is bound to happen I suppose. This best explains my tendency to disappear from the channel for months at a time. Just trying something different this time, in the form of the stream highlights format a lot of you guys seem to enjoy. Thank you for understanding!
Credit to Fatguy703 for the mod! He debuted this on his TH-cam Channel: / fatguy703
Others that helped out with the translations: A.A.Ran, DarkMario1000, Emoglobin, Fatguy703, Lenny, Sarcastic Koops, SM64Pie, Tokoshoran, & Zack113.
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"A good researcher never collects information"
That is all too often true on the internet.
I'm a historian. I do not know what's going on.
All AntiVax true philosophie
Media and news stations in a nutshell.
Where did you get this information?
Tinka: Seduce me.
Peach: You?
Tinka: Seduce me.
Peach: Tinka, I ain't gonna-
Tinka: *SEDUCE ME!*
It would've been better if the third time it said "with cream and flowers" instead of another "seduce me"
@@condoslime776 I was planning on saying that the first time, but then decided against it cuz I wanted to stay close to the source material.
DO I SEE A REFERENCE TO EXPIRATION DATE
@@hershelwidget Maybe. :3
FBI OPEN UP!
"A good researcher never collects information."
"Failure is caused by failure."
- Kolorado, 2020
"Hmm.... yes... aha! The floor here is made out of floor!"
No his name is Archeologist, see 3:20
IQ 400
@@W.2026 no, his name is colorade
PithedOff his name is Archaeologist
Remember kids:
Fishing is a FARCE
Seriously. I hate fish.
My dad was a good fish
I wonder if he knows...
I agree, i hate fish
Wait, weren't goombas called "fish" in Thousands of Doors? So is Goverman displaying some kind of elaborate species-related self-loathing?
I have translated "NEPRIATEI'SKE UTOCNE SILY PADLI"
It's Slovak for: "The enemy's aggressive force fell"
I want to play with some sily padli.
DBMaster false. It is actually “the enemy’s assault forces have fallen” you got close tho.
@@a-rod48 Exactly, otherwise we wouldn't have these wonderful translations...
a-rod48 i mean his translation is missing like 3 full words, but i dont fully know what caused it to change so much. I did screenshot my own translation, and it would be interesting to see the two side by side to see how they got to be so different
I got “enemy attack forces have fallen” from google translate
“But seriously, I hate fishing.”
I feel like there’s some deep seeded psychological problems that Goverman isn’t telling us.
I see you all over TH-cam, we just coincidentally watch the same stuff. I appreciate the RD Soren pfp btw.
Fishing killed his grandma
Carbon killed Goverman's grandma when they were fishing, and Goverman isn't over it.
Goombas are also called fish in the translation I'm pretty sure
Carbon wanted to go fishing with the leader of the X-Nauts so there's probably a connection there ...
LUIGI'S CHINESE COWBOY IMPRESSION HAS BECOME MORE OFFENSIVE, TO THE POINT OF GIVING SUSHI SUCH A POWERFUL STOMACH ULCER THAT SHE CAN BURST IT ON COMMAND TO ATTACK HER FOES
And a Vaginal Toll
Why did i comment this
I did not know that shushi was a girl
Lol
This has to be the most immature episode to date... we're almost done with the google translate series, so I'm excited to share some of the glitch videos and other projects I've got in the works!
keep up the great work!
Keep doing these they're hilarious
Cant wait to see the new content you have in store for us!
Hey can you upload the original whole stream of the two games? I would love to see everything (:
@@muffincupcakeheeler015 Oh my god yes. I need that In my life. No pressure on Stryder to make it tho.
"Are we making cake or spaghetti?"
Yes
*I HOPE SHE MADE LATSA SPAGHETTI*
I mean Luigi made a Pepperoni Cheese Cake before, so anything is possible...
@@diogoayres7953 (hotel Mario) no
Ravioli?
Lasagna.
Browser is so totally the greatest environmentalist, he powers his castle all on seed power.
Not that kind of seed bud...
@Agent 005 Big oil. Also known as king of oil. Evil oil and satan's oil.
The theory is that big oil's identity is mario.
(also yes mario is evil)
Mario is the united states confirmed.
@@BierBart12 ..?
@@patrickstar9684 someone isnt aware of america's history with oil
"I'm sick of being a stupid old door..." -Persona 3 Protagonist, probably
Love that someone said this
I wonder why door-kun is sick of being a door
He misses his toaster waifu
@@TheKingofFresh3 Guess we'll know by March 5th
I like the fact that the flower who says that is also blue,like the main color used in Persona 3
5:10 sure are a LOT of references to his "seed", aren't there?
5:25 oh, are we just dropping the metaphor altogether, then?
I mean, seeds are produced after pollination, which is plant sex
Seed......
11:56
@@siraxolot4262 Kolorado gets around in Book of Mario 64
I was like "Don't say it. Please don't say it. Stay innoce-DAMN IT."
After viewing these videos, I have trouble readjusting to normal English.
I'm never fishing again either since it's a farce
What?? Peach browser no no, i like semen because yoshi
Translation : looking audio is not english!
This is badly translated so... What the hell ppl do.
”Now pls seduce me with cream and flowers” from twink
*F B I* *O P E N* *U P*
The amount of Twink rule 34 skyrocketed 600%.
God help us all.
Twink's named that for a reason;)
Tinka.
Meet the Spy
“Waiting for such a warm and comfortable fate can’t be that bad, right? Then come the semen.”
_WHEEZE_
Oh boy
69 likes.
not anymore.
Then he thought:
People, this is it.
"Oh the signs actually changed." That means that you missed that the sign at Koopa Village says, "almost"
Aidan Weiss-Rice Or the mail sign becoming email. Somehow even though he’s checked emails before? I guess he probably just forgot until he went back.
@@happypasta6 The club's sign is also changed, but you can pretty much only see it in one cutscene
Usually they'd get pointed out to me by Twitch chat afterwards, but I caught Vas Yoshi in the moment =)
"Ravens are short and chubby. They're pretty fluffy, too. And somewhat cuddly. And soft."
It's like Google Translate broke out of its stoned haze to say what we were all thinking.
True, lol -- Google Translate had a single moment of flawless clarity there. It's like a drunk guy offering a piece of surprisingly useful life advice
“MARIO? Hi, did you talk about drugs again?”
As Lou Albano said as mario,
“If you do drugs, you go to hell before you die.”
"I am not a tuna. I a m a H o l y F a t h e r."
1:32 A-a muscular spirit you say?!
ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ...
The word nani appears around 2 or 3 times in total during book of mario. One comes from goomb during the tutorial section
ゴthe more you knowゴ
Twink, indeed ^_^
_Gogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogo_
The Yoshis are something all right.
They panic when their children go missing, but instantly diss them when they get back.
**What is this game anymore**
"Section 5
Lava is Hot"
Sounds like something strait out of Baba is You
🌋 is 🔥
everyone is talking about "fishing is a farce" and "a good researcher never collects information" but noones talking about the true best quote:
*"extend your leg"*
Sever your leg please, sir. It's the greatest day.
-Which leg?-
The Third One
He had a stroke because he couldn’t move
I don’t think that’s how that works
It might, though. If he's too fat to move.
Also if you don't move at all for a longer time, you might develop blood clots in your legs -> infarction in heart possibly
so it might c: I guess
@@nenissaK Oh right, that's why you should always move around your legs during them long GAMING sessions
@@nenissaK man i want one of those infarctions
@@knox1392 I'm studying microbiology and making music on pc, and it's saturday, and I just grabbed a beer - see you in the afterlife!
17:55 Tinka is such a savage
Underrated burn
"I can... why don't you try?"
This series, “It is wery good!!!!”
7:02I mean, yes, burning in hell is dangerously hot.
Almost as hot as that burn he just gave.
I guess you could say "He came" back.
Ill see myself out
Lol.
I cAmE
watch out for the seductive cream and flowers
Regarding 11:02
Mario actually IS used to measure things. He's a standard metric for size in a lot of Game Theory videos.
Me: Ooh! Stryder uploaded!
*15 seconds into the video*
Twink: *Princess Peach! It feels good. Give it to me now?*
Also Tinka: _Seduce me with cream and flowers._
*Let's do it safely*
Oh God. There are gonna be so many smut fics from that line. 😖😖😖😖
"I do not want bad. I want to be a good guy."
-Socrates
Actually that's Megamind
"All of the plants will eventually meet death. The day of my happiness." Goverman must be the American Goverman with that kind of talk
Goverman is there anything that you don't hate? lol
@@acfreak55 he likes pyromaniacs
Goverman is practically Carbon
@@acfreak55The ravens, maybe
Man, Twink must have some fancy recipe. You throw the cake in the oven and suddenly it's pasta!!
I need that cookbook.
Either way, Gourmet Guy thought it was "Very ooooooo!"
Or he thought it was "Very good 7". One of the two.
Stryder has a talent for making everything sound like a lewd innuendo.
Yeah lol. And to be honest, Stryder does have a nice voice
I use these videos to help me fall asleep because I find his voice so soothing.
Yes I may have mistaken the video the cake making part was in. Stryder7x please don’t bake it for 4.5 years, we beg of you please we all like you.
How tf was this comment made 3 weeks ago?
THE HELL!?
I hope she made lots of spaghetti
I think 9:29 was my favorite moment of the playthrough. That moment of realization was just priceless
Stryder's getting bolder. The frequency of his innuendo voice has increased by at least 69% since the beginning of the series.
Ah yes, the true and only way to experience Paper Mario dialogue.
Speeeeedwaaaagónnn
"I know you'll see the true lord soon, Mario."'
Is that a threat?
3:12 is that Yoshi related to the one who committed tax fraud?
Yes
3:02
Just one of many jokes common in Mario parodies.
It just cracks me up how the "got item" text became "understand the X".
"Understand the ashtray"
"Understand the body fat"
"Understand the magic"
So funny. X)
YOSHI: "Mario, did you talk about drugs again?"
MARIO: "When you do drugs, you go to hell before you die."
14:42
This guy just threw a "Surprised Pikachu" at what was going on
"FUCKING FUN SET, YOU KNEW IT MARIO"
damn I felt that
5:32 Stryder saying the word "Bruh" crashes the internet
...because of how much potential it has
Hello I've seen you just about everywhere.
Wasn't expecting you there :D
I read the thumbnail as "Seduce and cream me with flowers"
I was even more worried than when i knew what it actually said
"Seduce me with cream and flowers".
0:54
Yeah....
Call the cops.
Scout, seduce me
8:45
“What!?”
Yeah, I’m not sure what more you can say here. I’m also not sure which is crazier: Stomach Ulcer for Belly Flop, or Vaginal Toll for Tidal Wave.
14:58 why does every game need to have ads smh
insert reddit meme here
6:13 is just the plot of Wreck-It Ralph
I love how yellow yoshi saying "did you talk about drugs again?" implies that Mario teaching the children about drugs is an ongoing problem.
7:36 D- did it just say something wholesome?
3:45 Flat earthers be like
7:00 just gonna leave this here... funniest episode yet, I'm not used to hearing Stryder say all this stuff... but I'm not complaining, it's hilarious
8:26
We just gonna ignore the fact that governman is standing on nothing?
16:14
Me watching this on Friday: *sweating*
15:18 - oh, so that's where AVGN lives, okay then.
i'm gonna miss this series when it's over, hearing stryder read nonsense with a totally straight face is the best thing i've ever heard
*sees video pop up in feed “I came right then”.
2:06 not pressing A crashes paper mario
Looking at the A button crashes paper mario
and 0.5 A pressed?
softlocks paper mario
2:36
“Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?”
“It was... very good 7.”
Does that mean it was... grand?
16:27 Is the most Canadian thing of this series
"You have a lot of charm!"
Well, Stryder, they're not wrong...
5:55 Stryder7x: What did that just say?
The random words that fail our knowledge: Nepriatei'ske utocne sily padli
5:48 ran it through google translate, it looks like they forgot to translate that line back from Slovak. It google translates to “enemy attacking forces of the poodle”
4:18 that actually sounds like a cool thing that could happen in the game
"I came just then."
"I did not need to know that."
I thought "stomach ulcer" was the big "WHAT" at sushi's attack menu, then i rad closer.
I WAS LITERALLY f' Ing DIEING AT "Extend your leg."
"Chapter 5: Lava is Hot"
Fuck dude, it sure is.
goombario had one line here that seemed sane when referring to that one Raven. Can't remember but I think it was almost exactly that in the original game.
*"My son is dead!"*
Looks like the Yoshis saw your videos...
There's been a lot of allusions in the past couple of chapters... I find it funny how they're all trying to convert Mario into Catholicism.
Wait until the closing chapters. The game goes full on Persona/Final Fantasy Tactics. There have been some hints here and there, but it all comes together at this point.
0:55 is my new default pick up line
7:35 *E X T E N D Y O U R L E G*
5:55 Me: *pronounces it* The demon I just summoned: Good job!
2:24 Click this out of context for a neat meme.
5:55 Apparently, that foreign text is slovak for "enemy assault forces fallen." Makes sense. That attack lowered the attack power of all enemies on the field.
“Seduce me with cream and flowers”
What type of cream
1:23
He has transformed into those signs from the Animal Crossing GameCube Beta Maps
Is no one going to talk about how google translate somehow managed to make an actual haiku?
Where ?
@@bahmot9501 10:05.
18:27 Wait, the nerd of my Scout Troop is a STAR SPIRIT?!
No one:
Blue Yoshi Kid: Panties... Also, go burn in hell, Mario.
"In the village of Yoshi, we sued 5 courts" I wonder what for, to keep construction companies from deforesting their island perhaps?
Yeah! More badly translated paper mario 64! This time with new innuendoes and cake turning to pasta!
"That's so cute, it's about him treasuring his relationship with his girlfriend--WAIT HE HAS A WIFE!" LOL
Can't believe that yoshi lied about his age to get a world of warcraft acount
This cooking session is...
Uhm...
Getting...
Uh...
If you know what I mean.
Let's hope it doesn't take 4 years.
Full of hot cream?
It's been a month since the previous episode!
I was afraid that Stryder was busy baking his cake for 4.5 years...
"the leader had had a stroke because he can't move*
*laughs in grief*
12:32 ah yes my favorite Mario 64 stage, Lethal Laval Ava land
"failure is caused by failure"
hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
"Find it to find it."
"To jump, jump!"
Failure is a result of failure.
My favorite characters just get incomprehensibly enhanced by the Google Translate treatment.
7:54 , Raphael Raven is a huge (heh) fan *so* desperate to get Mario's attention, that he came from just being acknowledged for 15 seconds.
Honestly? I respect his sincerity.
Edit: And then "Hi bitch." at 9:58 just destroys me. Respiratory functions have temporarily ceased.
"Shaving is sometimes toxic"
*Shaving cream ad pops up*
i love how in those google translated Paper Mario hacks half the population are devote christians and the other half swears all the time, make dick jokes and are dissing each other, there is no in between
8:53 I'm crying of laughter
I'm learning soo many pick up lines from this series.