Stephen Hate-Tastes Starbucks' Unicorn Frappuccino
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ต.ค. 2024
- In the perfect world, unicorns would exist and Starbucks' unicorn frappuccinos would cease to.
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"You have slain something pure and defenseless to refresh yourself, and you will have but a half-life, a cursed life, from the moment the pink touches your lips."
MeganKoumori next up: the Potterchino
The moment pink touches your lips you become gay.
I haven't. I've chewed pink (bubble gum), but I've never eaten or drank it.
Dilton X Lips are pink. Never been kissed?
harry potter reference?
"I'm guessing PETA is furious" lmao
I'm concerned that that won't even be a joke to them.
It's no joke, bruh. Unicorns are critically endangered.
gabby When are they not?
Princess Celestia must be mad too.
Yeah...they mad.
I'm more of a pegasus guy myself. Pass.
good head on your shoulders. unicorns are overrated
Breach RaptorNEW I prefer centaurs myself, with that upper half a strong rippling chest and the big strong wait what sorry, got lost in thought, excuse me.
Breach RaptorNEW I'm gonna pegapass...haha
Try the Hydra. It's practically a bottomless cup.
I'm gonna try the Hydra if I don't drown with this Siren.
"The color I can only describe of... tumor."
😂😂😂😂😂
Wonder how Scotland feels about Starbucks making drinks from their national animal. Obviously I watch too much Stephen Colbert and John Oliver.
Daene Luna Scotland: a country you think so little about you didn't notice they voted for a unicorn flag. OH YES. and this is blowing up my feed on 4/20, a day I think so little about since my state legalized marijuana and Ive been lit since Nov 9,2016 and it's true, you're not imagining it Greg, trump is the president, they're frapping unicorns, they're watching us through the microwave and today we have paid tribute to the fallen: DISTRICT PAPA BEAR #feminism #lit (only Oliver/Colbert fans will get any of this)
Lol! I got every reference! I need to watch less tv.
You've got to get in early for the mythicals. Both China and Wales have their own dragons.
Daene Luna
You mean their national fictional animal?
Enrique Godinez no, it's their actual national animal
I call it a liquified abomination.
I just call it shit people are stupid enough to buy.
Grizzle Bear Gruff
you mean abortions😁😐
EYY_ThaT_GuY - Gold
Do you even know what an abortion is?
Perfect Piplup
chicken eggs that you buy at the grocery store🍳
EYY_ThaT_GuY - Gold
No, it is not. The definition taken directly from the internet is as follows: The deliberate termination of a human pregnancy, most often performed during the first 28 weeks of pregnancy.
So, if you were trying to be funny, it really isn't.
"Oh..I wish I was dead. Tastes like I French kissed tinker bell"😂😂
I lost myself at french kissing Tinker Bell. XD
oh I wish I was dead XD🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who would pony up the cash for this foal drink? Starbucks really needs to rein it in or their customers will bolt.
KingOfMadCows I say nay to your puns good sir! NAaaaaaay!
KingOfMadCows I would never!!!
...I'd just use my bonus stars item voucher instead...
I guess they just have to make a Zeus Zappachino next.
I was about to give a serious response but I realized you're being punny. serious response was females and beta males 14-26 drive Starbucks. anyone with common sense knows you can brew your coffee cheaper and most likely healthier at home Starbucks has brainwashed people into paying $6 for fucking coffee!!!
KingOfMadCows puny puns :)
We hated making it. Trust me.
Grizzle Bear Gruff I want it. I want it so bad
Grizzle Bear Gruff yeah I have a mother who works at Starbucks. She hates making it too.
Is it technically difficult and/or time-consuming to prepare, or merely an affront to people who genuinely like coffee?
HaloInverse it's difficult to make. Especially irritating if everyone who comes into your store is asking you to make it.
sanguis bumb Meh, I won't bother then. I was curious but not curious enough to make a barista's day suck more...
Actually, "sugary affront to god" has NOT been used, so marketers, get busy!
(Yeah, I googled it.)
No shit...
Thread Bomb Won't sell good in religious countrys.
You must be fun at parties
Atharva Kshirsagar You used that in the wrong context. There was nothing party-killing about anything said here.
Voldemort would have loved that drink. RIP Tom Riddle.
Trumpuccino coming up next! Ingredients Crap and Orange! Good for you stamina!😮
And you can only order it in one size: YUUUUUUUGE!
Lysana McMillan lmao! New size Yuuuge!!!
Ricardo Productions I actually made a Trump inspired Frappachino.
LMAO!!! Hilarious!
Also good for telling lies. Bigly.
Warning: may reduce your IQ
"Taste like i french kissed tinkerbell" 😂😂😂
mermaid macchiato sounds much more logical
"Take this away before I say something else incriminating" I ACC BURST OUT LAUGHING 🤣
I freaking love Colbert 😂😂😂
Why?
If you're talking instagramable coffe: in Japan right now we have the American cherry pie frapp. It comes with an actual pie crust dome that goes over the whipped cream and real cherries inside.
Last time I was this early, Trump was sending his aircraft carrier away from North Korea.
" It felt like I French Kissed Tinker Belle". I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
WHY WAS THIS NOT IN MY FEED
Michael Scott Right???
Michael Scott miCHAEL? I can't believe you came.
I'm lowkey watching Stephen Colbert at 12:57 am
Kala Garrido more like 1am
Kala Garrido same XD
Kala Garrido 10:12 =]
Kala Garrido 12:22 am here
I'm watching from 3 weeks ago
"oh i wish i was dead" ME
"yay you got one".......has me dead😂😂😂😂😂
“Oh, I wish I was dead.” -Stephen Colbert 2017
Man, now I actually want a Minotaur Macchiato.
Colbert is King.
Why does the Minotaur look so much lie Terry Crews though...? XD
I now kind of want the Minotaur Macchiato lol.
Me: "Do it for the gram!" Steve: "I ain't gonnna do it!"
It's taken us 50 years but stay tuned for the sequel to The Unicorn song - Coming for Christmas 2017. We don't drink Unicorns.
They should disable Jon Batiste's microphone when Steven is talking.
Holy shit, Jon Batiste is a great bandleader, but PLEASE!!! Quit stepping all over Stephen's timing! That is why I hated Paul Schaffer, always interjecting some stupid noise over the jokes. Dial it down about 50%.
Silly Colbert, everyone knows it's Unicorn poop. Unicorns poop ice cream.
friend: what's your favorite color? me: tumour.
The pianist playing "Everybody wants to be a cat"!
Brilliant Ad. Steve is a genius, as always.
Lol John in the background, "Yeah, yeah they mad."
I would personally love to see the Minotaur drink happen.
*Colbert - the best on late night!*
Would be hilarious if they stuck a piece of hollowed out Asparagus in it as the straw.
"Worried you'll get diabetes? We've got your back! Just eat your straw after you finish and you'll be fine!" (not)
"I'm guessing PETA is furious" 😂😂😂😂LMFAOOO
Google "squamous epithelial cells". Reminds me of the slides in my biology class 😂
Someone needs to get a kickstarter to fund that Minotaur machiato. It needs to do exactly what Colbert says it does.
Ok, Starbucks. Minotaur macchiato. Bring it.
"Tastes like I french kissed Tinker bell!" 😂😂😂😂😂
"take this away before i say something else incriminating" typical problem of mine loll
KROQ played a clip of a barista going apeshit about how hard it is to make
I just heard someone order a Unicorn With Big Hooves. They put a shot of espresso in it...
So unless anybody has any other mythological creatures to suggest, we're going with "The Warthog".
lol this reminded me of that dave chapelle grape drink joke😂 sugar, water, purple. those are the ingredients
lol 2:10
"only available to April 23rd, so... hurry?"
Unicorn Frappuccino represents everything that is wrong with Starbucks, which is exactly why it's so popular.
I thought Starbucks only served overprice bitter coffee. I remember Julia Roberts once played Tinkerbell so french kissing Tinkerbell sounds like a dream come true.
Coming soon...the Elven Espresso! One sip is enough to saturate the bloodstream of a grown man.
"Mmmm... oh... I wish I was dead." LOL
I personally think they should make one called the "Cappathulu". The special ingredient is seawater. Also the blood of the Great Old Ones.
"Minotaur Macchiato". damn, beat me to the idea
I am patiently awaiting the Minotaur Mochiato.
when john has nothing relevant to say so he just repeats what stephen just said and throws in a "yuup" and "mhmmm" and "hahaa u know it" here and there
how is this not showing up at my subscription box?
Also, for an even more terrible idea for a Starbucks Drink: Nutmeg Nuckleavee. It'll leave your tastebuds with a festering plague of flavor that will contaminate all water in its prescence and can only be removed by the smell of burning seaweed!
Lol
Minotaur Macchiato.. So thick white and creamy, with a tinge of saltyness to it? :3
*whistles innocently*
Minotaur Macchiato sounds delicious. Get on that right now Starbucks!
o m g a Minotaur Macchiato... made with espresso and smoked burnt chocolate and topped with whipped cream with added cream cheese to give that extra firmness of the raging Minotaur and finished with a dusting of gold powder. NOW I WANT ONE!!
I'll have one of those minotaur drinks.
Make it happen Starbucks
Shout out to my Daz3d colleagues who built the Minotaur and the Vrakaros Armor used in the last bit there. :)
TH-cam is blowing up with this so I can only imagine what instagram looks like
This part wasn't in the broadcast, was it? Good thing we've got TH-cam.
LMAO this is ABSOLUTELY hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!
"yeah they mad" 😂😂😂😂😂
1:47 Don't say that Stephen Colbert your famous! D:
Best part is "yeah, they mad." by Mr. Baptiste in the background. I cracked up.
Sweet things make me feel like Im dying inside... Im going to try it
Things like this are what make living rurally so hard. I can't just go out and get one of these - I have to drive two hours tomorrow to get one!
That cattachino thing will be real one day. I’m sure.
THEY SOLD OUT WHYY
There's also the 'secret drink menu' - try the caramel sasquatcchino!
2.6 unicorns die for every Unicorn Frappuccino, a.k.a. the "Frappicorn".
Please, think of the unicorns.
He made that Minotaur Macchiato sound AWESOME, though. I'll take one of those!
🦄 Frappuccino? When I first saw this, I literally mumbled: "Unicorn diarrhea smoothie..." 😱🤢
The perfect alternative if your tap water isn't safe to drink, from lead of fracking, general decay... etc.
that person who says "yeahhh u got one"
I wish I had Stephen Colbert's band to follow me around and back me
I discovered this thing on 4/20 so I'm not sure if this is real tbh
*drinks Frappuccino*
Oh...
*i wish I was dead*
Starbucks is 'WEIRD'!
I really want that Minotaur macchiato drink now...
I would totally drink a minotaur macchiatto tho.
"Ok im going to drink this starbucks drink." *crowds proceeds to lose their minds wooing*
What is wrong with studio audiences?
it will gore your taste buds and leave them at the center of a terrifying labyrinth of flavor lmao
Instagram: We are running out of basic white girl pictures.
Starbucks: Say no more fam.
damn "Oh. I wish I was dead." lmAO
oh, I wish I was dead.
me: *WHEEZE.*
Soo.. hurry..?..
I miss that kids Pink Panther drink, raspberry fizzy with creme
Minotaur macchiato, sounds pretty metal.
When a company has so much influence over a country that their limited release flavor becomes news worthy.
This shortens your life more than making the shinigami eyes deal