My mate Kevin came into the pub and sat on the stool next to me - and after the usual hellos and complaints about the weather Kevin said - "Well Joe - it's that time of year and I'm going on my holidays - but this year I'm going to do it a bit different...!" "Why is that....!" said I - "Well - 3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant - 2 years ago I went to Tenerife and Mary got pregnant - last year I went to Rome and Mary got pregnant...!" "Well what are you going to do this year Kevin....!" said I - "Well this year - I'm bringing her with me....!"
Would you mind explaining what fan the towel means while you’re at it 😂…I’m not Irish in case you didn’t figure that out already. I have a close friend who’s in the hospital and I wanted to cheer him up with some jokes…figured I should know what the jokes are about first
Micky went to the local chemist and got talking to the pharmacist. He produced a small bottle of whiskey and poured some onto a spoon for the pharmacist. "Does that taste sweet to you" asked Mickey..."No, not at all" replied the pharmacist. Then Mickey smiled "Oh thats a relief, my doctor asked that I get my urine tested for sugar".
This chaps "impressive" abdominal six pack reminds me of a story. About an elderly chap that was a lifelong imbiber of "white spirits" a.k.a Vodka. Comes the time he feels like shyte.....ends up on the Doctors examination table. Doctor probes his abdominal area and feels the swollen "rock" inside. So the Doc asks "Sir....what do you drink? The old chap replies "well Doc, I have never been fussy.....what have you got????"
As if women have a sense of humor. Jeez I need to explain jokes to most women because they just don't get humor, which is what I suspect is happening herewith you.
He says at the end get yourself a hearing aid😂😂😂
My mate Kevin came into the pub and sat on the stool next to me - and after the usual hellos and complaints about the weather Kevin said -
"Well Joe - it's that time of year and I'm going on my holidays - but this year I'm going to do it a bit different...!"
"Why is that....!" said I -
"Well - 3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant - 2 years ago I went to Tenerife and Mary got pregnant - last year I went to Rome and Mary got pregnant...!"
"Well what are you going to do this year Kevin....!" said I -
"Well this year - I'm bringing her with me....!"
😂Thank you for that there!
😂😂 lol
He says Now Mickey, that's how ya fuckin fan the towel he says.
Thank you! I didn’t quite catch what he said at the end
Would you mind explaining what fan the towel means while you’re at it 😂…I’m not Irish in case you didn’t figure that out already. I have a close friend who’s in the hospital and I wanted to cheer him up with some jokes…figured I should know what the jokes are about first
@@danielleshkreli7074 it's all described in the joke
@@danielleshkreli7074 its where you flap the towel to create a cool breeze. Like with a paper Japanese fan... Only with a towel
@@finnomara4148 thanks!
Micky went to the local chemist and got talking to the pharmacist. He produced a small bottle of whiskey and poured some onto a spoon for the pharmacist. "Does that taste sweet to you" asked Mickey..."No, not at all" replied the pharmacist. Then Mickey smiled "Oh thats a relief, my doctor asked that I get my urine tested for sugar".
I wanna hear the other jokes which made him declare this was the last one.
😂😂 good one..
This chaps "impressive" abdominal six pack reminds me of a story. About an elderly chap that was a lifelong imbiber of "white spirits" a.k.a Vodka. Comes the time he feels like shyte.....ends up on the Doctors examination table. Doctor probes his abdominal area and feels the swollen "rock" inside. So the Doc asks "Sir....what do you drink? The old chap replies "well Doc, I have never been fussy.....what have you got????"
😂😂😂😂😂❤🎉😊
Nice one.
hahaha stuff like this is ending cos we don't go out for drinks we talk online
Very true
@@NOS370 you must be the wrong generation in the wrong place then, because in Armagh this is flat out
If jokes are that shite I am glad it’s ending
Well he loves his drink
Be nice
Gwan, gwan gwan. That's one of Bernard Mannings.
Two Irish guys walk out of a bar.
Hey... it could happen...
😂😂
Subtitles didnt really help on this one
Plenty of ice 😅
I suppose you know what a fan is and what its used for?
In the joke he didn't have a fan so he used a towel like a fan .😂
brilliant 😅
Send it to me dad he was just like fair enough. He didn’t laugh though 🤔
Is your dad’s name Pat?
It took me a second but I got it and it's pretty funny!
Brilliant
Looks like your average CFMEU Member.
How has this happened. Irish men take drinking very seriously 😂.
shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree…
Albi senior tells that joke in benidorm. Good joke tho
She needs to try doggie style 😅
I'm dead :D
Can sb explain what was the joke, could not understand the last bit
Pat takes credit for the orgasms because he blames mick for not fanning the towel properly
Subtitles please ….. 😮
Watched 10 times still don’t know what he says at the end
Now Mick now that’s how you fan a towel. Inferring that the cool air, Pat was supplying, created the organism.
@@willrogers6046 thanks haha so clear watching it 2 months later haha
@@willrogers6046 😂😂😂😂.
🙏🏽 - even transcript couldn't pick up the joke 😅😅
He said get yourself a hearing aid😂😂😂😂
Use the close caption. 🇬🇧
I didn't get the last part 😢
Nor did I!
Classic
Nor me. 🫤
He says to mickey. Thats how you fan a towel
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
❤😂😂😂😂🎉😊
😅
Translation please…
Hilarious,....not....
Jesus, easily humoured if you find that funny.
Oh please will you educate us with one of your original ‘never before heard’ jokes ??
We will wait patiently.
Just kidding, we know you are just a sad old wannabe… we were never going to give your weak attempt an audience.
🤣
Dryballs
@olmecking1 now that's funnier 😂😅
Two Irishmen walk out of a bar
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No. Really.
Typical man humour not funny
Really? Name one female comic as funny as almost any male comic. Women aren't funny
As if women have a sense of humor. Jeez I need to explain jokes to most women because they just don't get humor, which is what I suspect is happening herewith you.
Jeez, lighten up would ye
@robertpirsig5011 Thank you Robert but it's a good thing that we are all the same and everyone is entitled to their own opinion
You sure your called Marianne and not Karen,karen