watching this video until the end is like spending 8 years in college only to use what they learned on the playground in 4th grade. But honestly it describes a lot of people we know who dedicate their life to higher education.
I am a bit dissapointed but can we just acknowledge how good of a storyteller he is, this is easily the best build up to a puncline...even if the punchline is a bail out.
No no no, the clown asks the dad...Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? The dad reply's... Sure I did. Upon which the clown says...Well, he's back in town and he wants your number!
I like this joke because it has some special meaning to me. I was that clown. Ok, in all seriousness, I learned this joke back in 1977 or 1978, when my older brother's fraternity brothers were visiting our house one summer day. I was painting a fence around our back yard and two of the fraternity brothers kindly decided to help me paint. One of them told this joke, but he told it over about an hour and a half to two-hour period, all while we painted that fence. It was so elaborate and drawn out, with the dad going all over the world to learn humor and comebacks, from the Jim Porter School of Snappy Remarks and Comeback Humor, to an old hermit high in the Himalayas. The story was a fun ride while we painted, and it made the final, "F you, clown!" so much more aggravating and hilarious! I've been retelling this joke for decades, much to the dismay of my friends, wife, and children. So great to see it here in a nice, concise version. It still works!
@@WalterWhite-fn3kp The joke is the anticlimax of it all. The joke spent all that time building up to that final moment, and then it was just anticlimactic. That’s the joke
I don't believe it. I haven't heard this joke since probably 1992 or so. It was my buddies favorite joke, and we all went around saying the punchline for years to each other. Thanks for posting this.
I would love to have a beer with you and my Brothers. I was laughing the whole way through! You have the exact gift of gab that we do. Listening to you spin that yarn was like listening to my Brothers and I. With you, that would make five of us doing our best to make each other laugh.
I told my brother this joke 20 years ago and he laughed until tears streamed down his face. And I can always get him to laugh by simply repeating the punch line. Fantastic joke.
Two eggs boiling in a pan. 1st egg- "It's bloody hot in here." 2nd egg- "This is nothing. When you get taken out your head gets smashed in with a spoon."
I gotta say, I like that joke. It’s set up and delivered really well. In a similar style that the great Norm Macdonald would use. Nice long stretched story and a good ending. I laugh every time I watch it. Good job.
Professor Richard Wiseman carried out an internet experiment five years ago to find the world's best gag. And a joke written by Spike Milligan topped the poll.
A fat lady carrying a pig, a man riding a goat and a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kinda joke?"
Reminds me of an urban legend story about Bozo. Some kids on the show were scuffling and misbehaving. He said "That's a Bozo no-no." One of them replied "Cram it, Clown" on live TV.
I like the one about the moth who goes to a podiatrist's office. He starts telling the podiatrist all his problems at home and at work. He goes on and on for about 5 minutes. So just imagine I'm going on and on describing this and you are waiting for the punch line. Finally the podiatrist says "Well you seem to have a lot of issues but if I may ask why did you come to see me, I'm a foot specialist. The moth says "Well, I saw the light on." 😂😂😂
A nice "shaggy dog story," where the build-up is the key to the joke. Well-timed, told smoothly and without any hesitation or stumbling. This guy knows his shaggy dogs well. (I was about to say that he knows how to shag, but that's not for me to know.)
Why are there no comments? This was on dumb joke...... And that's why I loved it. You had me giggling to myself for quite awhile. Thanks man. Old school joke telling is a lost art
I was talking to homeless guy who was asking me for money. I said to him "Neither a borrower, nor a lender be." "That's from William Shakespeare." He paused for a second and started to walk away but he turned back and said "FUCK YOU!" "David Mamet."
My son was grumpy so I searched “best joke ever”. This was at the top of the list. The joke sucked but it was so bad we laughed and that’s what I was going for so…thanks!
"Christina, I'm going to kill you" has so far been the best reaction I've recieved after telling this joke 😂 I don't get why tho because I nearly wet myself the first time I heard this and dedicated a whole day to learning to tell it properly.
I guess the jokes on us😂😂😂
Brough..😅
amen bro
@@mordysalem1498 😃🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
@@labeebashhab brouuughyyyy FOR REALSIES!!!!! 😂😂🤣🤣😋😉🙃🙂🤣😆😄😃😶🌫😶🌫😶🌫😶🌫🤧🤧🤮🤮😎🥸🥳🤯
"Us" all have afros so the joke really is on THEM. 💩🤣
I watched this whole thing. You are evil.
I watched it twice
Ha
@@legallyapumpkin3189 were you making sure you didn't skip an important part?
Isn't this a kind of fraud or theft (of time/attention) ?🤔👎
Thanks...i skipped to the end and was grateful.
He should’ve said “that’s Dr. Jackass to you”
watching this video until the end is like spending 8 years in college only to use what they learned on the playground in 4th grade. But honestly it describes a lot of people we know who dedicate their life to higher education.
I am a bit dissapointed but can we just acknowledge how good of a storyteller he is, this is easily the best build up to a puncline...even if the punchline is a bail out.
if you didnt cry you missed the big joke xD or maybe its because I'm high ?
Punchline is perfect no idea what you're on about
F*ck you, Mohammad. Lol. You're right, he tells a great story.
I laughed so hard in my apartment that my neighbors knocked on the door. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is the joke?
@@WalterWhite-fn3kp that the result of seven years of studies on witty replies was just a stupid f* you reply, nothing witty at all
bless you for being able to enjoy it i found myself feeling so disappointed :(
No no no, the clown asks the dad...Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? The dad reply's... Sure I did. Upon which the clown says...Well, he's back in town and he wants your number!
I like this joke because it has some special meaning to me. I was that clown.
Ok, in all seriousness, I learned this joke back in 1977 or 1978, when my older brother's fraternity brothers were visiting our house one summer day. I was painting a fence around our back yard and two of the fraternity brothers kindly decided to help me paint. One of them told this joke, but he told it over about an hour and a half to two-hour period, all while we painted that fence.
It was so elaborate and drawn out, with the dad going all over the world to learn humor and comebacks, from the Jim Porter School of Snappy Remarks and Comeback Humor, to an old hermit high in the Himalayas. The story was a fun ride while we painted, and it made the final, "F you, clown!" so much more aggravating and hilarious!
I've been retelling this joke for decades, much to the dismay of my friends, wife, and children. So great to see it here in a nice, concise version. It still works!
I call BS. No way frat boys can work two hours straight without a case of beer disappearing.
I feel like that was supposed to not be funny, but it was so anti climatic I died of laughter
What’s got 3 eyes and 3 legs?.. .. 3 Pirates........ haha ha ha haaaaa
Dude, same
What is the joke?
@@WalterWhite-fn3kp The joke is the anticlimax of it all. The joke spent all that time building up to that final moment, and then it was just anticlimactic. That’s the joke
Same
All those years of studying were way worth it
The moral of the story is: „Joke is on you.“
I don't believe it. I haven't heard this joke since probably 1992 or so. It was my buddies favorite joke, and we all went around saying the punchline for years to each other. Thanks for posting this.
Ah dude thats amazing
It's nothing special. I hear that punchline every day.
My goodness, the build-up was better than the end result.
I would love to have a beer with you and my Brothers. I was laughing the whole way through! You have the exact gift of gab that we do. Listening to you spin that yarn was like listening to my Brothers and I. With you, that would make five of us doing our best to make each other laugh.
That was great. That might be one of the best jokes I ever heard.
There is a big difference between you favorite joke, and the best joke ever told.
Nah, this is just simply the best joke ever told
I just ordered an egg and a chicken online.
I'll let you know which comes first.
Bro, my wife and I seriously laughed so hard. Thank You🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💯💯💯
I told my brother this joke 20 years ago and he laughed until tears streamed down his face. And I can always get him to laugh by simply repeating the punch line. Fantastic joke.
This joke was a joke
Funny level -1000
This actually IS the best joke ever 😂 🤣 I nearly died laughing
Hilarious, not sure why there's so many dislikes
still dont understand...
The setup was sweet.
The bait and switch was orgasmic.
How do you sell a car to dwarf?
Kneel down and say..
"Do you want to buy a car?"
Every once in a while I come back to this joke, waiting for it to start gaining popularity.
Two eggs boiling in a pan.
1st egg- "It's bloody hot in here."
2nd egg- "This is nothing. When you get taken out your head gets smashed in with a spoon."
He must be the father in the story who has this Academic degree of insults and profanities. 🤓
You know what, it was actually pretty good 10/10
I gotta say, I like that joke. It’s set up and delivered really well. In a similar style that the great Norm Macdonald would use. Nice long stretched story and a good ending. I laugh every time I watch it. Good job.
Literally laughed out loud, I will use this today!!!
That's a lot of dislikes for the best joke ever
It’s like every shooter says
I put the fun in funeral
I'm no doctor, but I probably would've said that the first time.
Professor Richard Wiseman carried out an internet experiment five years ago to find the world's best gag. And a joke written by Spike Milligan topped the poll.
I feel like this was meant to waste my time
A fat lady carrying a pig, a man riding a goat and a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kinda joke?"
Loved it 😂😂😂
my expectations were so highh
Me too
Reminds me of an urban legend story about Bozo. Some kids on the show were scuffling and misbehaving. He said "That's a Bozo no-no." One of them replied "Cram it, Clown" on live TV.
Why did the orphan go to KFC?
To eat KFC
KFC is the name of the restaurant, sir. You can not eat a restaurant.
years of academy training wasted
At least I'm not a clown delivering the same line 20 years later!
I like the one about the moth who goes to a podiatrist's office. He starts telling the podiatrist all his problems at home and at work. He goes on and on for about 5 minutes. So just imagine I'm going on and on describing this and you are waiting for the punch line. Finally the podiatrist says "Well you seem to have a lot of issues but if I may ask why did you come to see me, I'm a foot specialist. The moth says "Well, I saw the light on." 😂😂😂
The whole point is that he studied for years and years and that was all he got
I didn't thought of that! Dern!
Great, great joke teller.
Intense Wheezing
Nice to see that PHD payed off...
this was the longest 2 minutes and 30 seconds of my life
All I got out of this is I wan a spicy chicken sandwich , a frosty, and fries
It took him nearly twenty years to realize something most people would have known in 2 seconds
We all expected something spectacular but we got ultimate stupid ending. And that's what i call a joke.
My laugh was very delayed 😂
Same! It took me like 10 seconds of going "that's not funny", and then I burst into laughter.
I laughed like 3 mins later after I processed the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing 😂
That is a damn great long-form joke. Thanks for sharing it!
This one was all in the setup and delivery. I thought it was a good job.
That's like getting hired as Ronald McDonald and getting to clean toilets at McDonalds. Not the same!
A nice "shaggy dog story," where the build-up is the key to the joke. Well-timed, told smoothly and without any hesitation or stumbling.
This guy knows his shaggy dogs well. (I was about to say that he knows how to shag, but that's not for me to know.)
Dude I’m still laughing at this joke
Q : What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer ???
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A : The TASTE 😂😂😂😂😂
Good “education is pointless” joke!! I like it!!
Haha, great delivery and great anticipation. Well played sir!
Brilliant, love it.
My favorite version of the punchline is
Spoilers
"YOU are the jackass!"
What did i just hear
I feel like this is a good joke because that’s all I want to tell people 24/7.
Pretty goddamn good
if leaving blueballed was a joke
My new favourite joke
I laughed and almost choked on my tea
Same.
i see , each time we realize the cosmic joke we basically reset and stray away from the joke in order to once again realize the cosmic joke
🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂 watch till end, best joke in the whole world
Why are there no comments? This was on dumb joke...... And that's why I loved it. You had me giggling to myself for quite awhile. Thanks man. Old school joke telling is a lost art
Why does this have so many dislikes I thought it was legit hilarious
I was talking to homeless guy who was asking me for money. I said to him "Neither a borrower, nor a lender be." "That's from William Shakespeare." He paused for a second and started to walk away but he turned back and said "FUCK YOU!" "David Mamet."
Edging in its purest form
Love this joke.
My son was grumpy so I searched “best joke ever”. This was at the top of the list. The joke sucked but it was so bad we laughed and that’s what I was going for so…thanks!
Bret: telling a joke
Me : do you think that’s really funny
average parking lot joke
Thats actually pretty clever
he got his insultciates degree.
after that punchline i feel like the dad.
I guess if you've only ever heard one joke ... love how he thought he nailed it in one take though
ANYWAY--are you at Arby's in Neptune,NJ? Inquiring minds want to know....ty
A shaggy dog story.
The devil himself I love it
Gotta say that was a lot better than expected
this guy has a van with No windows
So you must have been the dad
I laughed hard on this one 😂
Why did his Master's degree take 3 years?
I knew this would be one of those jokes that don't have an actual punchline
1 year ago but still bloody funny
That's an old joke. New punchline is, "Racist clown!"
It must had been better at the circus.
"Christina, I'm going to kill you" has so far been the best reaction I've recieved after telling this joke 😂
I don't get why tho because I nearly wet myself the first time I heard this and dedicated a whole day to learning to tell it properly.
' No, I'm a donkey '. 😕
The clown is cake
I think the greatest joke is that he got me to watch this whole video for nothing
I'm seeing three jokes in this story. Or maybe I'm thinking too much about it?
My diarrhea hurts so bad 😭😭
I don’t think I get it....