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  • @KevinMartinez-xp9lt
    @KevinMartinez-xp9lt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    I guess the jokes on us😂😂😂

    • @labeebashhab
      @labeebashhab 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brough..😅

    • @mordysalem1498
      @mordysalem1498 ปีที่แล้ว

      amen bro

    • @yikes3916
      @yikes3916 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mordysalem1498 😃🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    • @yikes3916
      @yikes3916 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@labeebashhab brouuughyyyy FOR REALSIES!!!!! 😂😂🤣🤣😋😉🙃🙂🤣😆😄😃😶‍🌫😶‍🌫😶‍🌫😶‍🌫🤧🤧🤮🤮😎🥸🥳🤯

    • @Steve-cm2ys
      @Steve-cm2ys ปีที่แล้ว

      "Us" all have afros so the joke really is on THEM. 💩🤣

  • @GeorgeNiklaus
    @GeorgeNiklaus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    I watched this whole thing. You are evil.

    • @legallyapumpkin3189
      @legallyapumpkin3189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I watched it twice

    • @clayandannasteinwinter8747
      @clayandannasteinwinter8747 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha

    • @diogocourinha4943
      @diogocourinha4943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@legallyapumpkin3189 were you making sure you didn't skip an important part?

    • @procivitas6923
      @procivitas6923 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't this a kind of fraud or theft (of time/attention) ?🤔👎

    • @stoosam3244
      @stoosam3244 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks...i skipped to the end and was grateful.

  • @RockTheClock247
    @RockTheClock247 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    He should’ve said “that’s Dr. Jackass to you”

  • @12vLife
    @12vLife ปีที่แล้ว +16

    watching this video until the end is like spending 8 years in college only to use what they learned on the playground in 4th grade. But honestly it describes a lot of people we know who dedicate their life to higher education.

  • @muhammadhashir6136
    @muhammadhashir6136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I am a bit dissapointed but can we just acknowledge how good of a storyteller he is, this is easily the best build up to a puncline...even if the punchline is a bail out.

    • @unknowncrypto7114
      @unknowncrypto7114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      if you didnt cry you missed the big joke xD or maybe its because I'm high ?

    • @donaltc
      @donaltc ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Punchline is perfect no idea what you're on about

    • @steverenom.299
      @steverenom.299 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      F*ck you, Mohammad. Lol. You're right, he tells a great story.

  • @pps22001
    @pps22001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I laughed so hard in my apartment that my neighbors knocked on the door. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @WalterWhite-fn3kp
      @WalterWhite-fn3kp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What is the joke?

    • @mayaq8324
      @mayaq8324 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WalterWhite-fn3kp that the result of seven years of studies on witty replies was just a stupid f* you reply, nothing witty at all

    • @mordysalem1498
      @mordysalem1498 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bless you for being able to enjoy it i found myself feeling so disappointed :(

  • @williamwalker5326
    @williamwalker5326 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    No no no, the clown asks the dad...Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? The dad reply's... Sure I did. Upon which the clown says...Well, he's back in town and he wants your number!

  • @McQ14
    @McQ14 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I like this joke because it has some special meaning to me. I was that clown.
    Ok, in all seriousness, I learned this joke back in 1977 or 1978, when my older brother's fraternity brothers were visiting our house one summer day. I was painting a fence around our back yard and two of the fraternity brothers kindly decided to help me paint. One of them told this joke, but he told it over about an hour and a half to two-hour period, all while we painted that fence.
    It was so elaborate and drawn out, with the dad going all over the world to learn humor and comebacks, from the Jim Porter School of Snappy Remarks and Comeback Humor, to an old hermit high in the Himalayas. The story was a fun ride while we painted, and it made the final, "F you, clown!" so much more aggravating and hilarious!
    I've been retelling this joke for decades, much to the dismay of my friends, wife, and children. So great to see it here in a nice, concise version. It still works!

    • @robw9435
      @robw9435 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I call BS. No way frat boys can work two hours straight without a case of beer disappearing.

  • @rotisseriechicken4492
    @rotisseriechicken4492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    I feel like that was supposed to not be funny, but it was so anti climatic I died of laughter

    • @pragmatist165
      @pragmatist165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What’s got 3 eyes and 3 legs?.. .. 3 Pirates........ haha ha ha haaaaa

    • @GEnghis559
      @GEnghis559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude, same

    • @WalterWhite-fn3kp
      @WalterWhite-fn3kp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What is the joke?

    • @olivoil9687
      @olivoil9687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@WalterWhite-fn3kp The joke is the anticlimax of it all. The joke spent all that time building up to that final moment, and then it was just anticlimactic. That’s the joke

    • @asiac8968
      @asiac8968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @nicolaignazio
    @nicolaignazio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    All those years of studying were way worth it

  • @marcpabel4768
    @marcpabel4768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The moral of the story is: „Joke is on you.“

  • @justinjune28
    @justinjune28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I don't believe it. I haven't heard this joke since probably 1992 or so. It was my buddies favorite joke, and we all went around saying the punchline for years to each other. Thanks for posting this.

  • @monsterhunterdude5448
    @monsterhunterdude5448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My goodness, the build-up was better than the end result.

  • @paulh7589
    @paulh7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I would love to have a beer with you and my Brothers. I was laughing the whole way through! You have the exact gift of gab that we do. Listening to you spin that yarn was like listening to my Brothers and I. With you, that would make five of us doing our best to make each other laugh.

  • @rjmprod
    @rjmprod 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That was great. That might be one of the best jokes I ever heard.

  • @TheGregJill
    @TheGregJill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    There is a big difference between you favorite joke, and the best joke ever told.

    • @MasterOfKnowledge.
      @MasterOfKnowledge. ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah, this is just simply the best joke ever told

  • @kiillabytez
    @kiillabytez ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just ordered an egg and a chicken online.
    I'll let you know which comes first.

  • @jasonpascascio4379
    @jasonpascascio4379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Bro, my wife and I seriously laughed so hard. Thank You🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💯💯💯

  • @rogerodle8750
    @rogerodle8750 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I told my brother this joke 20 years ago and he laughed until tears streamed down his face. And I can always get him to laugh by simply repeating the punch line. Fantastic joke.

  • @_T_R_E_V_O_R_
    @_T_R_E_V_O_R_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This joke was a joke
    Funny level -1000

  • @Christina_Cage
    @Christina_Cage ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This actually IS the best joke ever 😂 🤣 I nearly died laughing

  • @petergriffin8269
    @petergriffin8269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hilarious, not sure why there's so many dislikes

    • @failure3653
      @failure3653 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      still dont understand...

  • @CyanideSublime
    @CyanideSublime 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The setup was sweet.
    The bait and switch was orgasmic.

  • @PortmanRd
    @PortmanRd ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How do you sell a car to dwarf?
    Kneel down and say..
    "Do you want to buy a car?"

  • @spiderdudeproductions
    @spiderdudeproductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Every once in a while I come back to this joke, waiting for it to start gaining popularity.

  • @PortmanRd
    @PortmanRd ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Two eggs boiling in a pan.
    1st egg- "It's bloody hot in here."
    2nd egg- "This is nothing. When you get taken out your head gets smashed in with a spoon."

  • @VeronicaMcCarrison
    @VeronicaMcCarrison 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    He must be the father in the story who has this Academic degree of insults and profanities. 🤓

  • @lucasorisrex4558
    @lucasorisrex4558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You know what, it was actually pretty good 10/10

  • @stanparchaiski5394
    @stanparchaiski5394 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I gotta say, I like that joke. It’s set up and delivered really well. In a similar style that the great Norm Macdonald would use. Nice long stretched story and a good ending. I laugh every time I watch it. Good job.

  • @caseymeyer5773
    @caseymeyer5773 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Literally laughed out loud, I will use this today!!!

  • @whalecat8049
    @whalecat8049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That's a lot of dislikes for the best joke ever

  • @Thomasssa
    @Thomasssa 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It’s like every shooter says
    I put the fun in funeral

  • @roberto3262
    @roberto3262 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm no doctor, but I probably would've said that the first time.

  • @Wahey
    @Wahey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Professor Richard Wiseman carried out an internet experiment five years ago to find the world's best gag. And a joke written by Spike Milligan topped the poll.

  • @sillyme1
    @sillyme1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I feel like this was meant to waste my time

  • @nunyabidnis5407
    @nunyabidnis5407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    A fat lady carrying a pig, a man riding a goat and a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kinda joke?"

    • @jangid8002
      @jangid8002 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Loved it 😂😂😂

  • @ifusubtomepewdiepiewillgiv1569
    @ifusubtomepewdiepiewillgiv1569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    my expectations were so highh

  • @jamesbrent2504
    @jamesbrent2504 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Reminds me of an urban legend story about Bozo. Some kids on the show were scuffling and misbehaving. He said "That's a Bozo no-no." One of them replied "Cram it, Clown" on live TV.

  • @wofty33
    @wofty33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why did the orphan go to KFC?
    To eat KFC

    • @HandsomeMadMax
      @HandsomeMadMax 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      KFC is the name of the restaurant, sir. You can not eat a restaurant.

  • @aleheca1279
    @aleheca1279 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    years of academy training wasted

  • @zoolygreb7885
    @zoolygreb7885 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    At least I'm not a clown delivering the same line 20 years later!

  • @lpr5269
    @lpr5269 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I like the one about the moth who goes to a podiatrist's office. He starts telling the podiatrist all his problems at home and at work. He goes on and on for about 5 minutes. So just imagine I'm going on and on describing this and you are waiting for the punch line. Finally the podiatrist says "Well you seem to have a lot of issues but if I may ask why did you come to see me, I'm a foot specialist. The moth says "Well, I saw the light on." 😂😂😂

  • @nosna9116
    @nosna9116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The whole point is that he studied for years and years and that was all he got

    • @Steve-cm2ys
      @Steve-cm2ys ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't thought of that! Dern!

  • @caatcher
    @caatcher ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great, great joke teller.

  • @j-sant-animations8105
    @j-sant-animations8105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Intense Wheezing

  • @6k911Channel
    @6k911Channel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice to see that PHD payed off...

  • @peace6566
    @peace6566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this was the longest 2 minutes and 30 seconds of my life

  • @raymondlin8728
    @raymondlin8728 ปีที่แล้ว

    All I got out of this is I wan a spicy chicken sandwich , a frosty, and fries

  • @crazyburkey3677
    @crazyburkey3677 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It took him nearly twenty years to realize something most people would have known in 2 seconds

  • @pantelnia7671
    @pantelnia7671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We all expected something spectacular but we got ultimate stupid ending. And that's what i call a joke.

  • @AceTac
    @AceTac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My laugh was very delayed 😂

    • @asiac8968
      @asiac8968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same! It took me like 10 seconds of going "that's not funny", and then I burst into laughter.

    • @yousifmq
      @yousifmq 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laughed like 3 mins later after I processed the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing 😂

  • @OpentheEffinGate
    @OpentheEffinGate ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That is a damn great long-form joke. Thanks for sharing it!

  • @aldonapolitano5979
    @aldonapolitano5979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This one was all in the setup and delivery. I thought it was a good job.

  • @beowulfthedane
    @beowulfthedane 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That's like getting hired as Ronald McDonald and getting to clean toilets at McDonalds. Not the same!

  • @tristanmacavery96
    @tristanmacavery96 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A nice "shaggy dog story," where the build-up is the key to the joke. Well-timed, told smoothly and without any hesitation or stumbling.
    This guy knows his shaggy dogs well. (I was about to say that he knows how to shag, but that's not for me to know.)

  • @GEnghis559
    @GEnghis559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dude I’m still laughing at this joke

  • @omarjassar4650
    @omarjassar4650 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Q : What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer ???
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    A : The TASTE 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @everardotalamantes1842
    @everardotalamantes1842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good “education is pointless” joke!! I like it!!

  • @mattiassahlen
    @mattiassahlen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Haha, great delivery and great anticipation. Well played sir!

  • @michaelfirth1075
    @michaelfirth1075 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant, love it.

  • @Apethantos
    @Apethantos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite version of the punchline is
    Spoilers
    "YOU are the jackass!"

  • @alfrednobel1586
    @alfrednobel1586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What did i just hear

  • @whiskyweasal89
    @whiskyweasal89 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like this is a good joke because that’s all I want to tell people 24/7.

  • @carlnelson2922
    @carlnelson2922 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Pretty goddamn good

  • @elgamberro8880
    @elgamberro8880 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    if leaving blueballed was a joke

  • @thefeatheredbutcher2806
    @thefeatheredbutcher2806 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My new favourite joke

  • @Officialpaiman
    @Officialpaiman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I laughed and almost choked on my tea

  • @noir8455
    @noir8455 ปีที่แล้ว

    i see , each time we realize the cosmic joke we basically reset and stray away from the joke in order to once again realize the cosmic joke

  • @koffykingy2150
    @koffykingy2150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂 watch till end, best joke in the whole world

  • @TheCaramrod24
    @TheCaramrod24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why are there no comments? This was on dumb joke...... And that's why I loved it. You had me giggling to myself for quite awhile. Thanks man. Old school joke telling is a lost art

  • @Criostoirg
    @Criostoirg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why does this have so many dislikes I thought it was legit hilarious

  • @lpr5269
    @lpr5269 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was talking to homeless guy who was asking me for money. I said to him "Neither a borrower, nor a lender be." "That's from William Shakespeare." He paused for a second and started to walk away but he turned back and said "FUCK YOU!" "David Mamet."

  • @rouchar
    @rouchar 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Edging in its purest form

  • @RoccoDesta
    @RoccoDesta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love this joke.

  • @JenDiggityDirt
    @JenDiggityDirt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My son was grumpy so I searched “best joke ever”. This was at the top of the list. The joke sucked but it was so bad we laughed and that’s what I was going for so…thanks!

  • @Mandy-qs9vg
    @Mandy-qs9vg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bret: telling a joke
    Me : do you think that’s really funny

  • @gabebixler3130
    @gabebixler3130 ปีที่แล้ว

    average parking lot joke

  • @ImpPond
    @ImpPond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thats actually pretty clever

  • @isidrosevier1125
    @isidrosevier1125 ปีที่แล้ว

    he got his insultciates degree.

  • @bubblegumgo
    @bubblegumgo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    after that punchline i feel like the dad.

  • @DVS-1
    @DVS-1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I guess if you've only ever heard one joke ... love how he thought he nailed it in one take though

  • @janenore2273
    @janenore2273 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ANYWAY--are you at Arby's in Neptune,NJ? Inquiring minds want to know....ty

  • @kepler186f4
    @kepler186f4 ปีที่แล้ว

    A shaggy dog story.

  • @supertough5999
    @supertough5999 ปีที่แล้ว

    The devil himself I love it

  • @hugodogobob
    @hugodogobob ปีที่แล้ว

    Gotta say that was a lot better than expected

  • @Chloroformbong
    @Chloroformbong 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this guy has a van with No windows

  • @moonie2465
    @moonie2465 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So you must have been the dad

  • @appiechiko
    @appiechiko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I laughed hard on this one 😂

  • @toddnmichelle
    @toddnmichelle 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why did his Master's degree take 3 years?

  • @thisisachannel.8366
    @thisisachannel.8366 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I knew this would be one of those jokes that don't have an actual punchline

  • @box4765
    @box4765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1 year ago but still bloody funny

  • @ZippyDChimp-mr1tf
    @ZippyDChimp-mr1tf ปีที่แล้ว

    That's an old joke. New punchline is, "Racist clown!"

  • @noneya9013
    @noneya9013 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It must had been better at the circus.

  • @Christina_Cage
    @Christina_Cage ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Christina, I'm going to kill you" has so far been the best reaction I've recieved after telling this joke 😂
    I don't get why tho because I nearly wet myself the first time I heard this and dedicated a whole day to learning to tell it properly.

  • @garthreid7114
    @garthreid7114 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ' No, I'm a donkey '. 😕

  • @jedidiah6854
    @jedidiah6854 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The clown is cake

  • @RFXLR
    @RFXLR ปีที่แล้ว

    I think the greatest joke is that he got me to watch this whole video for nothing

  • @dangol6848
    @dangol6848 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm seeing three jokes in this story. Or maybe I'm thinking too much about it?

  • @toppickjunglee
    @toppickjunglee ปีที่แล้ว

    My diarrhea hurts so bad 😭😭

  • @brittanyrodriguez2684
    @brittanyrodriguez2684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don’t think I get it....