Asian american here! 🙋♀️ When I was 16, I totaled my car on my way to school. My sedan got hit by a pick-up truck. Airbags went off everywhere, but miraculously, I came out unscathed and only had some back pain for 2 weeks. My mom asked me right after the accident if I was OK. I said yeah. Then she asked, do you think you can go to school? I said yeah. I went to school that day because I didn't want to miss a quiz that I studied hard for. Got an A+ on it. Ah good memories.. 😂
@ normally I’d just ignore this but I’ll let you know why my brother is a failure. First my brother is 48 hasn’t had a job in 10 years and he has 3 kids the youngest is 6. My parents live with him because he lost custody of his kids his wife is homeless living about a 1 1/2 miles from his house she’s sucking dik for meth living in a tent. The only reason my brother isn’t with her is because of my parents. Now before you give me the boo hoo poor drug addict my brother has been this way his entire life. He has never taken any responsibility for his actions it’s always someone else’s fault. He’s a 48 year old man child that demands things from my parents and yes I know my parents are partly to blame for him. My parents should be living out their last few years on vacation but instead they’re carrying for a 48 year old child that sucks every penny out them. They buy him 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a bottle of liquor a day all while he abuse his prescription medication that he doesn’t need. They pay all his bills buy his food and take 100% care of his kids that all hate him because he’s mean to them. All that said he thinks I’m going to take care of him when my parents pass lmfao. My dad’s told him when they’re gone he’s fuked. Any money that might have been left to him is being spent now to cater to him. I could write a novel on how worthless he is and maybe I will one day. And I’ve told my father he will get nothing from me he’s already had his retirement.
@@genkill81 I pray your brother has a breakthrough that heals his mind, body, spirit and soul. The outside struggles are easy to identify but its the inside where the issues first began may your parents get to enjoy whatever time they have left, and your brother receives a miraculous level up in life x10 and may you continue with your life knowing all is now well.... Blessings
@@josephbuchanan2319 Though not completely unwarranted with the perks an Ambulance has between the trained professionals on board (thank you for your work, my brother was an EMT so I know it's not an easy job,) medical equipment and the traffic privileges an Ambulance receives. The real crime is that EMTs and the ER staff aren't paid more with the rates that are charged 😕
I am so glad I was already into Studio C! now its Two of my favorite Comedies TOGETHER! Never knew I needed it but I'm glad it happened! Thanks guys! ❤💙❤💙
2:29, 2 Months? No problem he is not doing anything anyways😂😂. Mr He, please make a sketch when your son is at the hospital, because i feel that will even more funnier than this video.
@@IlayShrikiAmericans don't pay much in taxes at all as compared to the rest of the world. It still amounts to more revenue than pretty much any other country. We just waste the money here
@@zachariahsmith9130 That’s what I said you pay less in taxes so the government doesn’t pay for medic care Here we pay a lot of taxes and the government pays for medical expenses we also have expensive war to fight like you (Israel)
@IlayShriki no no i was basically cosigning you. But the thing is Feds here have a ton of money they just sit on or waste or create grants for very specific groups, generally politicians, that get that money. They could pay for universal healthcare, theyre choosing not to and have people so trained to not want "government handouts". Its sickening
good times man.. i remember when i was 5 riding one of thise those mini 4 wheeled bikes, i fell on my knee and it started bleeding and my mom asked me “why did you fall? are you stupid?” instead of “are you okay?” like imagine being a full grown adult and talking to a kid, your own kid, like that. asian parents are built different.
Steven’s dad is the kind of guy to break two more of your bones after you break one in order to legitimize his failure management punishment regiment 💀
me watching this channel for 4 years now give me dejavu, steven he won everyone's heart , and we even started failure management club at my school, i'm so proud
Bro speaking English so fast is not easy. A big salute to you "I took him to a psychiatrist , couldn't fix his emotional damage. I just very disappointed. What can I say? " I just love this line and I also learnt this line.
My husband is Filipino, and he recently had this experience with the EMT taking him to the hospital for a kidney stone. I warned him to not go in the ambulance because of how much they charge, but he didn’t listen and he just about croaked when the bill came so watching this made me bust a gut. I had him watch it too. I think I acted more like an Asian parent than he did that day because he said I looked annoyed that he was even in pain. I was only annoyed because him going to the hospital means bills and expenses we have to pay and I really wished he could have walked it off, but kidney stones are no joke. I also kept warning him to stop drinking so much soda, and all it took was for him to get a kidney stone to learn his lesson. On a side note, I am taking an EMT class, and calling them an off brand doctor is true 😂. Not even doctors. Truth be told we have no idea what we are doing until we get out on the job and do it. Our main job is to stay safe and ask stupid questions so the doctor at the hospital can figure out what is really going on. I feel like I’m not going to be much of a help for people who are dying or suffering because class lectures are not enough. Like I need to personally experience and watch how the pros do it before I make the attempt myself. Wish me and the innocent people I have to help luck 😅.
Thank you for being on our show Steven! We loved making all these fun sketches with you!
first motherflippers!
@StudioCtv wow, it's cool that Steven works with a TV studio
hi, i like the skits you make :)
nice
The BTS sketch is probably the funniest sketch I've ever seen
something about Steven saying "WEEHOO EEHOO VAN" is just legendary
i'm never calling it anything else from now on
Yeah same
@@StudioCtv hasn’t it always been called this? 😂
Omg how did u add that link thing?
I had heard "weewoo van" before. Must be dialect, or accent. lol
"I love you, Dad."
"I know, I love me too."
The most classic and legendary dad joke since the beginning of time.
😂😂😂
i say it to my kid too lol
Yep. My dad used to say that to me all the time lol.
"Timmy speaks 6 languages. Only language he speak is failure."
This is gold dude. 🤣
😂
I speak failure and stupid.
It's called "walk it off" 😂😂😂 this literally summed up my childhood with my dad
My mom, she’s an ER nurse. Basically unless you really were dying you weren’t getting any special treatment.
My mother was a nurse too. No special favors for us either. "You don't need to waste a Band-Aid on that."
My father actually said the same thing. Best kind of medicine is to walk it off, despite having pneumonia.
Us Canadians know the term as "Skate it off:.
@@enfelice that's cause your medical system would be years backed up instead of months, like it is
“EMT? What that stand for? Off brand doctor?” 😂😂
EMT = EMoTinal damage xD
Entirely made-up trade 😏
EMT: Emotional Management Team 😂😂😂
@@rimurugluttony LOLLLL 😂😂😂
@@rimurugluttony you win
"the coordination of a drowning pigeon" omg bro 😂😂....
I was gonna say the exact same thing. Caught me off guard. 😂😂
Absolute gold of a line
my 7th grade music teacher also said this to me...
@@Alice-Euler Don't worry I have the coordination of a drunk drowning pigeon
that one got me
"No, he's old enough to hit himself" 😂😂😂
Not gonna lie some parents tell their kids to do that and force the kids to do it in front of them. Some people suck.
@@JamisIr-g5j whaaat? I am a parent now ..
@@JamisIr-g5jno. It's perfect!
"We call him YoYo Nah" was DIABOLICAL!!!😂😂😂
Yeah worlds smallest violin 🎻
I couldn’t breathe 😂😂😂
I wanted to laugh but the insults kept coming so I had to stay quite to hear them all
Loved that😂❤
The only language he knows is failure 🤣😂🤣 im dying! Then he says "where are you taking him? Barbados?!?"This is brutal, i love it ❤😅
"couldn't fix his emotional damage" 😂
"I am the danger"
-stevens dad after walking 20 miles uphill both ways
24 hours a day, on one foot, because his other foot was starting a business 💀
And fought 2 Lions. Same lions everyday
Now they do his taxes
To cook meth at the top of the mountain
Walter White got nothing on him
" Whats your Bloodtype?"
"Heinz Ketchup" broke me for minutes
Laughed out loud!
"He dropped out of his cello lessons. Now we call him Yo-yo NAH"
That’s crazy
A- at it's best, got me off guard
lolll i laughed my soul out bro 🤣
Asian american here! 🙋♀️ When I was 16, I totaled my car on my way to school. My sedan got hit by a pick-up truck. Airbags went off everywhere, but miraculously, I came out unscathed and only had some back pain for 2 weeks. My mom asked me right after the accident if I was OK. I said yeah. Then she asked, do you think you can go to school? I said yeah. I went to school that day because I didn't want to miss a quiz that I studied hard for. Got an A+ on it. Ah good memories.. 😂
Ohh you absolutely legend😊 👏 peace, love n harmony from Manchester 🇬🇧
I love the joke that every sentence sets Asian Dad off onto another tangent.
3:08 "Oh Steven gonna skate" Steven keeps running until the end
Dude that's where I lost it 😂😂
Hahahah, same😂
I mean, he might not want others to know that he is a failure at like his son. And to pay 5000$.
I was expecting the ironic Steven skate, fall, and get injured himself, but yeah, didn't happen 😂
i burst out laughing when I saw he took us all for a ride on the skateboard
“Yo-Yo Nah” is brutal
😂
DED. Fell out of my chair. 😂😂
THAT KILLED ME!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
got me too
did get what he meant 😅😅
"If we break both legs, do we get a buy 1 get 1 free discount?"
Had me dead!
also, can i get a Steven Dad Skateboard?
This one had me rolling! 😂🤣😂 Especially the “Yo-Yo Nah” line.
"Coordination of a drowning pigeon" is so beautifully descriptive😂
3:00 "i know i love me to" is brilliant
He actually said “I love me too”
@@Lozzie74no he said “I know I love me too”
1:00 “weehoo weehoo van” killed me 😂😂😂
I was looking for this one 🤣🤣🤣
What kind of van is that?
@DUCKDUCKGOISMUCHBETTER An ambulance 🚑
@@Meisha-san Thank you. Obvious in retrospect now. I was thinking it was some Chinese slang for something, lol.
Haha yeah like explaining an ambulance to a 5 year old imao
😂😂 2:14
Son: "You'd do that for me, dad?"🥺
Dad:"No."
“Only language he speaks is failure “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. That’s my brother 100%😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kinda mean for relating to a joke I’m sure your brother isn’t trying to fail and needs some more empathising family
@ normally I’d just ignore this but I’ll let you know why my brother is a failure. First my brother is 48 hasn’t had a job in 10 years and he has 3 kids the youngest is 6. My parents live with him because he lost custody of his kids his wife is homeless living about a 1 1/2 miles from his house she’s sucking dik for meth living in a tent. The only reason my brother isn’t with her is because of my parents. Now before you give me the boo hoo poor drug addict my brother has been this way his entire life. He has never taken any responsibility for his actions it’s always someone else’s fault. He’s a 48 year old man child that demands things from my parents and yes I know my parents are partly to blame for him. My parents should be living out their last few years on vacation but instead they’re carrying for a 48 year old child that sucks every penny out them. They buy him 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a bottle of liquor a day all while he abuse his prescription medication that he doesn’t need. They pay all his bills buy his food and take 100% care of his kids that all hate him because he’s mean to them. All that said he thinks I’m going to take care of him when my parents pass lmfao. My dad’s told him when they’re gone he’s fuked. Any money that might have been left to him is being spent now to cater to him. I could write a novel on how worthless he is and maybe I will one day. And I’ve told my father he will get nothing from me he’s already had his retirement.
@@genkill81 I pray your brother has a breakthrough that heals his mind, body, spirit and soul. The outside struggles are easy to identify but its the inside where the issues first began may your parents get to enjoy whatever time they have left, and your brother receives a miraculous level up in life x10 and may you continue with your life knowing all is now well.... Blessings
Thank you "I LOVE ME TOO" is Iconic
2:03 "$5,000?? You taking him Barbados?"
I BUY A WEEHOO WEEHOO VAN AND DRIVE HIM MYSELF WITH THAT MUCH MONEY!
“I know, I love me too.” Probably the nicest thing Steven’s dad ever said to his kid. And it wasn’t even to Steven 😭
The only time his Dad agreed with him hahha
He knows how to escape the ambulance fees
you mean the weehoo weehoo fees
I don’t blame him lol, I’m an EMT and the prices we charge for a 10 minute drive down the ride is insane
@@josephbuchanan2319 Who ever sets the prices for anything medical related is evil. They do not need to be as high as they are.
@@josephbuchanan2319 Though not completely unwarranted with the perks an Ambulance has between the trained professionals on board (thank you for your work, my brother was an EMT so I know it's not an easy job,) medical equipment and the traffic privileges an Ambulance receives. The real crime is that EMTs and the ER staff aren't paid more with the rates that are charged 😕
5000$ ... in Germany you pay (at most) 150€ for the ride in the Ambulance.
"Only language he speaks is failure" got me dying of laughter LMAO!
Steven He is getting to be a legend. Thanks for everything my friend!!!
Steven He without gel doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
Steven He without gel :
You just represented the anxiety I get when interrogating young adult patients that come with their parents who speak everything for them.
"I love you, Dad."
"I know, I love me too."
"Close enough.😔"
LOL the EMT walking like she hurt her leg too LOL 2:35
EMOTIONAL Damage 😂
I am so glad I was already into Studio C! now its Two of my favorite Comedies TOGETHER! Never knew I needed it but I'm glad it happened! Thanks guys! ❤💙❤💙
I was so waiting for him to ride off on that skateboard at the end 🤣🤣🤣
Ikr 😅
I kept watching him closely with anticipation 😅😅
Im still waiting😮
Same
And immediately falling off
2:29, 2 Months? No problem he is not doing anything anyways😂😂.
Mr He, please make a sketch when your son is at the hospital, because i feel that will even more funnier than this video.
I also demand this type of video with your amazing idea of yours, bro ❤
"Do you have any pre-existing conditions..." - I started laughing before dad even said anything! 🤣🤣🤣
"Coordination of a drowning pigeon!" Classic 😂😂
"What's your blood type?" "Heinz Ketchup"🤣
I was expecting,
_"Rocky Road!!!"._ 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:01 America moment.
We (outside of Europe) pay twice as much in taxes
@@IlayShrikiAmericans don't pay much in taxes at all as compared to the rest of the world. It still amounts to more revenue than pretty much any other country. We just waste the money here
@@zachariahsmith9130 That’s what I said you pay less in taxes so the government doesn’t pay for medic care
Here we pay a lot of taxes and the government pays for medical expenses we also have expensive war to fight like you (Israel)
@IlayShriki no no i was basically cosigning you. But the thing is Feds here have a ton of money they just sit on or waste or create grants for very specific groups, generally politicians, that get that money. They could pay for universal healthcare, theyre choosing not to and have people so trained to not want "government handouts". Its sickening
Financial Damage 2:08
"When I was young I was danger"
"EMT more like an off brand doctor"
This video is way too good. Dad roasting his son is hilarious.😂
Steven’s quality has grown massively over the past years.
TRUE
And amazing since he was massively good almost from the beginning ... kml
"You would do that for me?"
"No."
"coordination of a drowning pidgeon" 😭😭
If there’s hospital bills - Steven Father buys the funeral service for himself
this explains a studioc sketch they wrote
1:16 that hit me hard…😅
Steven: You think I'm mean? Just wait until you tell the IRS you can't pay taxes because you're unemployed.
"Continual Dissapointment" - That hit home
1:02 "heinz ketchup"
If i was a mosquito i wouldn't even have space for more ketchup in my tummy
Hallway was uphill 😂 0:48
15 degrees no less! 😅
I had to pause right there lol
😂
“UPHILL BOTH WAYS”!”
Brainrot.
" You would really do that for me dad?
"-no"
😭😭
good times man.. i remember when i was 5 riding one of thise those mini 4 wheeled bikes, i fell on my knee and it started bleeding and my mom asked me “why did you fall? are you stupid?” instead of “are you okay?”
like imagine being a full grown adult and talking to a kid, your own kid, like that. asian parents are built different.
The drowning pidgeon hits too hard 😂🤌
Steven’s dad is the kind of guy to break two more of your bones after you break one in order to legitimize his failure management punishment regiment 💀
@@JurassicTheory that's the way of failure management according to chapter 255 of the handbook that doesnt exist
For 5000 dollars you better be carrying me, feeding me grapes in the ambulance and when i get to the hospital I get happy ending.
No, unfortunately it's like $1,200 per mile they have to drive you to the hospital.
And then they think socialised health care is bad, when our ambulance only costs around $800. Are theirs gold-plated or something?
@@coffeezombie6813Sorry, your insurance doesn't cover the gold plating. That'll be an additional 10k
@@coffeezombie6813 i like that name
Ambulances should be free
me watching this channel for 4 years now give me dejavu, steven he won everyone's heart , and we even started failure management club at my school, i'm so proud
🤣... that is funnier than the video.... 🙏🌍🕊🕊
Coordination of a drowning pigeon. I'm dying here
He dragged the board all the way home, i was waiting for him to hop on it. 😂
Bro outsmarted the payment check 😂😂😂
1:45 Oh classic. “You want to be that street sweeper? No? Then do good in your exams.”
Hilariously, those guys make googoo bucks.
Bro speaking English so fast is not easy. A big salute to you
"I took him to a psychiatrist , couldn't fix his emotional damage. I just very disappointed. What can I say? " I just love this line and I also learnt this line.
Correct
Dude he is Scottish xD
The gray hair is just straight up level up in Asian dadding.
Every second of this video was comedy gold 😂
2:06 His ambulance ride only cost 5 thousand dollars? Lucky.
😂😂 pretty sure they can be tons cheaper if ur in the right country
Is that true 5000?
Here it's 300 And I think that's even too much
That's close to half of my monthly salary
Steven’s dad in 4K is what I needed. EMOTIONAL SATISFACTION!
2:42 Wise words
"Thank you! I love me too" lmfao i cant breathe 🤣
“Yo Yo Na” 😂
0:34 I am not in danger, Steven, I AM the danger
A weehoo weehoo way 😭 2:11
😂😂😂😂
"Now we call him 'Yo Yo Nah'" 😭😭😭
"Only language he speak, is failure"
Now that's some emotional damage
As a cellist, that joke Yo Yo Ma joke was good! 😂
3:12 Oh this was cinema. We really do come to this place for magic. Emotional Damage feels good in a place like this.
Lore accurate Steven’s dad? 0:22
2:15
Son: you do that for me dad 🥹
Asian dad: no 🗿
OMFG…the coordination of a drowning pigeon. Laughed till I drowned in laughter. Thank you!
My husband is Filipino, and he recently had this experience with the EMT taking him to the hospital for a kidney stone. I warned him to not go in the ambulance because of how much they charge, but he didn’t listen and he just about croaked when the bill came so watching this made me bust a gut. I had him watch it too. I think I acted more like an Asian parent than he did that day because he said I looked annoyed that he was even in pain. I was only annoyed because him going to the hospital means bills and expenses we have to pay and I really wished he could have walked it off, but kidney stones are no joke. I also kept warning him to stop drinking so much soda, and all it took was for him to get a kidney stone to learn his lesson.
On a side note, I am taking an EMT class, and calling them an off brand doctor is true 😂. Not even doctors. Truth be told we have no idea what we are doing until we get out on the job and do it. Our main job is to stay safe and ask stupid questions so the doctor at the hospital can figure out what is really going on. I feel like I’m not going to be much of a help for people who are dying or suffering because class lectures are not enough. Like I need to personally experience and watch how the pros do it before I make the attempt myself. Wish me and the innocent people I have to help luck 😅.
The hairstyle is nothing less than perfect for an asian dad,my neighbour has the same style,and asks me to work 18hrs a day(not kidding)
Only 18h?
I work 30h a day
@@HappyDude1At your age, cousin Timmy worked 70hrs a day 😂
@davidgantenbein9362
Yeah but when i was 12 i was doing 150 hours a day
@@HappyDude1 So true, aging is no joke and brings down the best of us … I remember when I did a full year in one evening…
The fact that he payed the paramedic lady to make these videos are truly amazing.
And she did her role well here. So calm despite dealing with 'that' kind of parent.
@@JamisIr-g5j But how many takes until she was not laughing her butt off?
1:24 you know it’s over when you get compared to Timmy
"$5000????? Where are you taking him, Barbados???" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"coordination of a drowning pigeon" 😅! I love feeling represented in your videos.
2:20
He's not mean, he's just a asian parent.
And Asian children are also known as "emotionally damaged"
Best Collab I think I might have ever seen
we think so too
The *_"Weehoo-Weehoo van"_* is insane 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Almost thought it was going to be a classic touching moment then died when you said "So you can rip people off."
"EMT, what that stand for, off brand doctah?!!" 🤣🤣🤣
0:57 WEEHOOWEEHOOO VAN
"We call him Yo Yo Na" had me rolling.
I lost my shit at the end waiting for him to get on that skateboard 🤣🤣
Literally the best studio c episode ever! It is so funny😂
"Enough, I love me too." 😂
The looks and feels like a tv show💀
That's because it is a TV show. It's on BYUtv.
"I know. I love me too." 😂😂💀
Never in a trillion years would I have expected this collab but I love it! Long term studio C fan and recent Steven He fan ❤❤❤❤
Wow! This video has everything the entire Asian experience, how can you possibly top this!
5000$ YOU TAKE HIM TO BARBADOS....I BUY WEO WEO TRUCK TAKE HIM MYSELF🤣