Gotta appreciate the Harvey guy for not getting mad at the Decaf giver for absolutely ROASTING the ever living expresso out of the other customer and actually trying to thank him for protecting his coffee.
I am going to be transparent: I recently found your channel, and your videos are really good. I constantly laugh at these series in particular. The ones with the strange names are also quite funny. Please keep being so awesome, but don't forget to rest if you feel the need to!
11:11 bro was just like dude this is the first person in so long that has been nice to me. If you ruined this you’re not only getting decaf you’re getting deaf
I think the funniest thing about Dean, is how he lets out a cartoonish grunt when he is fed up, followed by the most genuinely deranged expression you could ever see from a character working at Starbucks xD
@@JosiahSchneiderthis is the funniest decaf video EVER and I’m actually drinking decaf because my mom told me that I can’t have regular coffee at this time because I have church tomorrow at 4AM because I literally have to clean for my church but I get paid bye have a good day or night it’s night at Texas but I don’t know what time it is at your country 😂😂😂
YOU’RE GETTING DECAF!!!!! got me like: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this guy is too funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 also me: uh oh… the f*ck got stuck, looks like I CANT GIVE A F*CK ABOUT DECAF
the lucky thing about being good always is that even when the same person becomes a villain you'll be most likely spared from anything if you said something nice or did something good or some things out of your own good heart knowledge experience and wisdom stay safe my boy
Bro if they opened an angry Starbucks like this, it would get a LOT of attention. I also love how bro’s fellow employee is all down for him being mean to the customers
Its honestly really nice to see how much you have grown in editing and background music as time went on, earlier it was simple bg with well dialogue and your PHENOMENAL acting, but as time goes on, you get to see your acting become more animated, you get more sound effects, I love this series :3, but what I love more is how you have constantly upskilled yourself with time, I hope you grow much MUCH bigger.
when it comes to funny and beloved skits like Josiah Schneider and Glady's, there's always that one character who is like "you know me" and "do you know who I am?" at 3:30 the customer is like "I'm a regular" acting like he's gonna get a discount or free food. 😂 3:41 customer has proven my statement about customers thinking that being a regular means they are receive special treatment. 😂
Bro im just waiting until i see the one where they order like 8 drinks and then change their mind and get something completely different after we hand it off. I hate when they do that so much.
6:50 Seriously what was the guy thinking "I don't have enough money so I'm going to steal your money in front of your eyes then use it to buy myself something nice. With that very same money I just stole from you"
We’re just not gonna talk about the end credits are we?
I’m pinned so I guess we are not
We won't or were getting decafed
@@gtorrutew8312 😨
What end credits
I just want to know the end credits song, it goes so hard.
I love how he started off with "I hope you like decaf" and now he's like "YOU'RE GETTING DECAF!!!"
that's what asshole customers do to a man
this is what customer service does to ya
YOURE GETTIN FULL-CAF ESPRESSO!!!
@@reyreyred1Triple shot
The Merch: Your Gettin’
DECAF
Gotta appreciate the Harvey guy for not getting mad at the Decaf giver for absolutely ROASTING the ever living expresso out of the other customer and actually trying to thank him for protecting his coffee.
true but at the end of that scene it says he did some terrible stuff
Atleast he respected the barista for giving him his order and thats all that matters
@@marionolla-jq4xe true
I guess Batman caught him later that same day.
I love how when the series progresses, the Barista slowly becomes more insane.
Working at Starbucks for too long will do that to a man
@@JosiahSchneider Working in retail in general will do that to a person
@@JosiahSchneidere
Cus he's still a barista
Agreed, retail absolutely sucks. My mother worked 21 years retail. She got grey hairs and blames it on me my brother lol
I currently work as a barista in a tourist town. It's currently tourist season. GOD I needed this set of skits to send to my coworkers
The embodiment of Chaotic Good. This man for the people
he killed him with a decaf injection.
Or lawful evil
@@croissantcoke justified
"Hand me the decaf"
*BOSS* *FIGHT* *MUSIC* *STARTS*
I wanna be a barista just to scream at rude customers "YOUR GETTING.......DECAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!"
Same
“YOURE GETTIN DECAF B****”
-a fed up Starbucks employee, probably
DECAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Better one is "DECAF".
*YOU’RE
Something about "dumbasses anonymous" always makes me laugh
Customer: Hello secret society of dumbasses
Not so anonymous when they appear 😆
What if that was a real thing who do you think would be in it if it was a real thing
Same
@@the_squiddishfish a 3 year old
7:00 "PUT IT BACK ALL OF IT OR UR GETTING DECAF" got me dying 😂
I love how everytime he screams, his neck turns red, literally meaning he's literally screaming to himself, what are the neighbors thinking? 😂
I just noticed that lol
Josiah is my favorite youtuber for 2 reasons :
1. He’s funny
2. I don’t wanna get decaf.
So much decaf, so little time! And so many dumbass customers! 😂😂😂😂😂
"so many souls to play with so little time" your comment.. SONIC.EXE MENTIONED..
@TotallyNotObsessedwithCVP i'm all over the comments
@@anang6411 BRO
@@anang6411 HOW
YOU GET DECAFFFFFFRR@@TotallyNotObsessedwithCVP
"English, motherf**ker, do you speak it?" and "Say 'what' again" got me
It's not over. It's just the beginning of an invincible series of chronicles of moronic guests and their caffeine-less dying souls.
Season finale. There will definitely be more barista content 😁
Let’s gooooooo
Is barista just gonna be in Starbucks or will barista do more coffee places or fast food places
@@JosiahSchneiderwas Seth a real person you worked with before?
@@JosiahSchneider🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
"IF YOU WERE THINKING YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT THAT" is definitely one I'll be using for eons to come.
It’s a good one
11:30 “I AM THE CONSEQUENCES!” goes so hard🙏
Batman ahh line
no shit bro.
I FELT that
W pfp
The decaf knight is in a compilation, i love it
I'm wearing my " You're getting Decaf" T Shirt today
That makes me so happy 😀
@@JosiahSchneiderI love your content and all the humorous effort you put in it
Also,hi again
That’s a thing?! Where!
@@juliaithinal4835 He had an open period where he sold Merch but it was for a short time. If he sells again I'll buy the matching hat
13:00 NOT THE SANDWICH!
The sandwich of Halloween true terror
I usually put them together tho...
11:35 “I am the giver of… DECAF!” ☕️
You wouldn’t dare!
Me:AHHHHHH 😱😱😱
I love how he gets progressively more mad and insane each part to the point where he INJECTS DECAF in the guy
Starbucks does that to a man
11:55 He is now known as... decaf-man.
Be ready for DECAF
(Yo thx for 1K likes this is my most top comment)
I love this series so much I'm excited for it to release
@@kiaradougherty3397your not the only one
YOU. ARE GETTING. DECAAAAAAAAF
@@collincohenandlucygamingan4302”I’m a sad little man😭”
Yes, decafe Dammit
I love the sign 10:27 “you little freak!… YOU LITTLE FREAK.
i love how every time he says "you're getting decaf" he progressively says it angrier each time after the last
What's decaf?
@@mindasguy coffee without caffeine
@@autumplayz bros gettin " "
Can I get the hat and both of the cups😂😂 10:54
I am going to be transparent: I recently found your channel, and your videos are really good. I constantly laugh at these series in particular. The ones with the strange names are also quite funny. Please keep being so awesome, but don't forget to rest if you feel the need to!
Thank you so much! I have so many more videos coming and will continue to improve the content 🫡
We gonna talk about how he looked like he was about to cry at 10:07. The decaf guy, Dean, looked like he was going to cry 💀
This is so needed this is one of the best series by this man.
Note:Like 250 that felt nice
DECAF
@@anang6411 NOOOOOO
I love how the barista just screams "YOU'RE GETTING DECAF!!!"
11:11 bro was just like dude this is the first person in so long that has been nice to me. If you ruined this you’re not only getting decaf you’re getting deaf
Kinda accurate
“LOOK AT THIS LOSER, DRINKING COFFEE… NOW ITS DECAF!”
-Neil cicierega as Bill Cipher
I’m convinced there is nothing that can stop this man from giving decaf to people after watching this series
9:00 "im a sad little man"
😂 they are after hearing
“Decaf”
This dude is single handedly keeping the decaf industry alive
I think the funniest thing about Dean, is how he lets out a cartoonish grunt when he is fed up, followed by the most genuinely deranged expression you could ever see from a character working at Starbucks xD
This is the best YT shorts series and possibly best youtuber made series in my opinion. Please keep making these 🙏😁
Thank you!!
@@JosiahSchneiderthis is the funniest decaf video EVER and I’m actually drinking decaf because my mom told me that I can’t have regular coffee at this time because I have church tomorrow at 4AM because I literally have to clean for my church but I get paid bye have a good day or night it’s night at Texas but I don’t know what time it is at your country 😂😂😂
0:31 this is the calmest he has been
True
@@JackJack-s7lwhat?
7:12 "thats not legal" sir you just tried to commit theft
Nah. This was a perfectly justified reaction to someone pulling from the tip jar.
i Agree with yoface2537 its a crime after all
he looked so sad :(
Wait was he talking about the angel shot guy?
I mean he also just comit theft
YOU’RE GETTING DECAF!!!!!
got me like: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this guy is too funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
also me: uh oh… the f*ck got stuck, looks like I CANT GIVE A F*CK ABOUT DECAF
4:37 the one dude that wanted decaf
I like that before he gave him several shots of espresso, he made sure it wouldn’t kill him
Jokes on you he done research wanted expresso but he knew he will get decaf bec hes rude so he reverse swapped him
I just love how the other worker is so chill😂
9:55 i was expecting him to grab the super hot latte and pour it on his face
W pfp
Same honestly
Lollipop yay
this is so rewatchable
8:30 HE HAS HIS OWN SUPPLY RUN
"im a sad little man 😭"
Run from the DECAF
@TotallyNotObsessedwithCVP I'm always here
@@anang6411 You are everywhere
Decaf
14:44 this reminds me of how dexter morgan from dexter "unalives" his victims
If I like your first comment like the second one omg
Alternate titles, "Things to not do in Starbucks", "How to cry at night and question your existence"
Joe is such a mood for a guy, always going with the vibe
This series always makes my day 10% better😁
I was aiming for 1% so that’s incredible to hear
11:53 "I never thanked you..."
*Epic music plays in background*
"And you'll never have to..."
*Epic outro*
should be named Decaf Cronicles
He’s named the decaf knight for a reason
"YOU'RE GETTIN' DECAF!" Might as well be his catchphrase at this point.😂
My friend it already is.. DECAF MAN STRIKES AGAIN
Ive been waiting for this compilation forever
Me too 😭
BRO GOT THE DECAF HAT MERCH 10:51
12:00
Damn...
Oh naw
I love how he becomes more and more like Batman and Joker
I like decaf and I treat the employees as people
You sir are amazing
"Oh I know what he's getting"
Bro we all know what he's getting 💀
the lucky thing about being good always is that even when the same person becomes a villain you'll be most likely spared from anything if you said something nice or did something good or some things out of your own good heart knowledge experience and wisdom stay safe my boy
Bro if they opened an angry Starbucks like this, it would get a LOT of attention.
I also love how bro’s fellow employee is all down for him being mean to the customers
i love how he gradually gets angrier
Flawless victory
This.....this puts a smile on my face. The amount of times these events happen is crazy.
I love the MK voice overs 😂😂😂
5:50 “SAY WHAT AGAIN!” (AGRESSIVELY THROWS THE CUP)😂
The one that said I appreciate it and the reaction is how I feel when someone actually thanks me for once
Its honestly really nice to see how much you have grown in editing and background music as time went on, earlier it was simple bg with well dialogue and your PHENOMENAL acting, but as time goes on, you get to see your acting become more animated, you get more sound effects, I love this series :3, but what I love more is how you have constantly upskilled yourself with time, I hope you grow much MUCH bigger.
11:52 the decaf man
Honestly it's disturbing how this guy can make himself look genuinely insane.
8:38 scared me bc of his star 🥶
I'm in love with the idea that no one actually buys decaf and it's purely used as punishment for annoying customers
3:27 VENTI- I'm gonna get decafed
8:58
“YOU’RE GETTIN DECAAAAAAAAFF!!!”
“I’m a sad little man!”
💀💀💀💀
YOU'RE GETTING...
DECAF!
@@anang6411I take triple shot expresso by injection every day
@@anang6411bro i have been seeing you all over the comments. I can’t lose you! Also, don’t you DARE force feed me food soaked in decad EVER AGAIN!
@@TotallyNotObsessedwithCVPyou can never get rid of me EVER
@@anang6411 WHAT
😱😱😱
“WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING BACK!?”
“I don’t know!”
💀💀💀 3:50
8:45 i love this
This man definitely got A+ in dramatic- I MEAN drama class.
5:39 “mama Mia” me: you are NOT Mario
5:38 you mean
when it comes to funny and beloved skits like Josiah Schneider and Glady's, there's always that one character who is like "you know me" and "do you know who I am?"
at 3:30 the customer is like "I'm a regular" acting like he's gonna get a discount or free food. 😂
3:41 customer has proven my statement about customers thinking that being a regular means they are receive special treatment. 😂
Somebody once came in at 8:53 and ordered six drinks. My store closes at 9
They sound like a real waste of oxygen. Did you make all of their drinks decaf?
It was at 850 pm. I think they would get decaf anyways
@@00-Myself-00 fair
YOURE GETTING DECAF!!!! Such an iconic line.
7:23
the "i obviously dont know your usual" line is something litteraly anyone would say, even with that tone.
13:03 this is probably the coldest, most vile and brutal speeches i’ve heard in a while
Bro im just waiting until i see the one where they order like 8 drinks and then change their mind and get something completely different after we hand it off. I hate when they do that so much.
13:00 well... i usually have my coffee in my sandwich anyways so... thx for doing it for me. 😊
I feel like for the person who ordered an extra extra extra hot latte it would've been even worse on them if you gave them a cold iced decaf latte
I wish we had someone this unhinged at our coffee place
as a barista, I wish we could do this shit…
This is the reason i always respect the workers
4:33
Got me rolling on the ground😂😂😂
That Smile 😂
9:02 Bro not the "I'm a sad little man"😂😂
That customer use reverse psychology
Someone: *breathes*
Josiah: you're getting decaf
You're getting.. DECAF
Funnily enough I got an ad for starbucks as I clicked on this video
6:50 Seriously what was the guy thinking "I don't have enough money so I'm going to steal your money in front of your eyes then use it to buy myself something nice. With that very same money I just stole from you"
"Did you fail kindergarten?"
"Yes."
"It shows." subtitles aint holding back anymore
5:59 does he just have the Starbucks cups on standby where does he get them for these videos
I walk into a Starbucks and ask the barista for cups and they’re chill so they just give them to me 😂
@@JosiahSchneiderbruh so you're that guy?
These are so ridiculously over the top, but I can stop laughing😂😂 I’m gonna learn to curse people with decaf now.😂😂
5:30 love the pulp fiction reference