Literally the only thing worth doing in Fifa games is creating Scipio Arsenalis and playing a solo career entirely based on tackling other players and being sent off, leaving the computer to play the match for you.
+Jeremy Klewin I think on Twitter he said that would require him to play Destiny and his reaction to that was "Ew" if I remember it correctly. So I doubt he will ever play Destiny and it would for sure be in NerdCubed Hell...that game was hyped up to be the best game ever and turned out it was shit. My friend told me I should get it when it comes out and I was like "No, it's made by Bungie and after the recent Halos it can't be good". Sad that no one really like it yet most of it's scores are 8/10.
Nope that's how ea has always been Fifa 16 is just fifa 15 but with girls and slightly better graphics and fifa 15 is just fifa 14 but with slightly better graphics
Lycan wolf Do you expect football to change every year? Football will always be the same sport no matter what you do. Those are the only changes they can make.
I remember when I played FIFA 09, was Manchester United because I couldn't be arsed with messing about, from the season you start I went to the 2018/2019 season, every one of my players hit 97+ rating with the auto exp shite. What a game that was.
Hooray. He's kicked the ball. Now the ball's over there. That man has it now. That's an interesting development.Maybe he'll kick the ball. He has indeed and apparently that deserves a round of applause.
Oh my what's happening?! It looks like... That's right he's KICKED THE BALL AGAIN! Oh my goodness! What an unlikely turn of events I'm sure he really DOES deserve that £5 million a week pay check!
If you're making shit tons of money off of your more than degraded and pimped out game franchise. Honestly would you even bother making any fundamental changes in the next yearly installment ? That's what CoD and AC have screwed up on with the sales numbers on CoD making a drastic plummet and AC:Unity's god awful launch developers are starting to make change not because they want to or even remotely care about their franchises it's because they want to bring the mindless zombies back to their greedy money sucking arms (Apart from perhaps AC whom i think they learned from their mistakes on Unity) EA will soon fall in this pit and be forced to make changes to please the "fans"
+Hendlton COD does not use all the same sound in everygame, BO3 and AW had some really good sounding guns and different kinda next gen sound effects. Even tho they always have some sounds youve already heard, but what would ya expect.
27:15 Wang Chung, Dance Hall Days... That song from Vice City that was on Flash Fm and was normally on at that nightclub you could go to that had like the village people dancing on stage. yeah
CHARYA J Not at all, for all you know I could just have been in a bad mood. Don't make assumptions because it's impossible to know what a person is like from a single statement. Although I would be interested to know what kind of person you think I am.
Changes I can see: - Slightly clearer graphics - Grass is a slightly different shade of green - Different colour and style of HUD (although I'm pretty sure FIFA 13 and 14 have the same HUD as FIFA 12)
Fifa get's released every year and introduces the minimum that could just be an update and is filled with microtransactions, no one bats an eye. CoD get's released every year and tries to introduce new gameplay mechanics, everyone loses their minds. Why?
Filled with micro transactions? You can buy points in which you take a risk on getting a good player that's literally it and that's only on a single game mode.... Please be informed before spewing shit on the internet
Actually I would argue that FIFA releases every year and has just as many gameplay improvements as COD does. As Dan said himself, people who play it a lot know the difference
It's the same story for both games though. FIFA changes a lot every year if you ask a diehard fan. It's just that those changes are something we don't notice because we don't Care about football that much. The same goes for cod. You may see differences every release but i sure don't.
Flo Rida yeah, but can you take that amount of money out of the game? no you can't. you're giving the publisher money and you just get a slightly better player that everyone else has. also, why do we have to pay 60$ for a game with microtransactions? that's just paying for a freemium game that would do better if it was just free. and if there's gonna be microtransactions in a full retail priced game, just take the CS:GO approach where if you get something valuable, you can sell it for OVER 200$! you can't do that in Fifa.
punch3870 Well you can... people buy coins from websites not ran by ea and the game is extremely playable without buying points its basically how battlefield does it (also ran by ea...) its a shortcut more than a straight out advantage
Friend: OMG DID YOU PLAY FIFA 17? Me: its basically the same thing that I played around four years back at a friends house. Friend: NO ITS NOT THERES NEW STUFF LIKE GRAPHICS AND ANIMATIONS AND NEW PLAYERS N STUFF Me:... ok.
In FIFA's defence, it is different year on year if you pay attention to the details. Unfortunately, it's been gradually getting worse every year for 3 or 4 years now.
That Guy indeed, friend look how many FIFA points I have me did you pay into the game friend No me really friend no me how much did you spend friend around 45 pounds me so you could've got a Good game
Nerd3 I have a challenge for you- FIFA 15 play as a one star team vs a five star team, keep playing until you score one goal against your opponent AI on legendary settings!
To everyone saying that Fifa doesn't change from year to year.. You may not see it as well, and that's fair enough, but for every Fifa player the game changes a lot every year, and we can definitely feel it. They also update the players and their clubs etc., so that's why we buy a new version every year.
mrbitey123 What you don't understand, is that every year, the animation, physics, graphics, players etc. has to be updated, and especially the animation and physics part takes a long time to make, and it's what they spend the most time on. We, as the players, can really feel a significant difference from game to game, and i don't know if non-consistent Fifa players can. Also, as mentioned, they update the players' clubs, stats etc. which also takes a long time. They strive for the most realistic football game, and that's why they keep making new ones.
Terkel Blegager yeah that's true you're right but but! you can do that shit in an update and if you aren't a fan of the series you aren't going to buy a full priced game every year for shit that's updateable
I bought Fifa 95, thinking it looked like a fun game - I got a bit bored of it after a few hours myself, but my brother... I apparently sparked a lifelong passion for him and now he bugs me to play these games whenever I see him.
Patrik333 my brother had the great idea to threaten my mother and sister with death because they talked with his wife. not about anything in particular, just how they're doing. so you know, I'd play some fifa with my brother, if i could.
I have FIFA 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, World Cup 2014, 11 Demo and X360 magazine version, 13 Demo, 14 Demo and 15 Demo. Also FIFA Manager 2013, FIFA 14 app, FIFA 15 app and FIFA Superstars. Do you think I'm addicted? No, it's only $90-$110 per year AUD, not that big of a deal... right? right? Best is FIFA 12 by the way, JUST BUY THAT ONE.
Why are people going on about they have changed nothing? IT'S A SPORTS GAME, THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING, THE RULES OF FOOTBALL DON'T CHANGE EVERY FUCKING YEAR!
BUT WHY CHARGE FUCKING 60 EURO FOR THE SAME GAME why not just update the fucking game NOPE GIVE EA MORE MOMEY FOR THE SAME THING EVER YEAR I SWEAR IT FEELS LIKE A TAX
+legoboy2525 I'm sorry, if you could charge 60 euros for something which doesn't take that much effort and still have millions of people buy it, are you telling me you wouldn't?
A lot of it is also the changes in the league. The lowest team each season goes down a league and the highest of the lower league moves up. So they had to keep changing the teams as well.
I'm going to slap you. He was able to play just cause 3 because the developers invited him to play a small segment of part of the game, as well as make a video of it. He doesn't not own just cause 3, because just cause 3 doesn't come out for 3 more months.
+Diagnoses Football how many scars, how many wrinkles, how hairy are you, do you fingers line perfectly, if not, what's imperfect just how well, do you know your hands?
+Jordan Steel the thing is that this just shows the "interactive football" part of the game. There's other stuff such as career mode and ultimate team that does actually change every year.
can u just make this a new series called Nerd³ Busters u get asked a question like Gta V how much blood can get on the body without dying. just a though since you stopped Nerd³ Mods
+Derfman13 I've always been happy to have walked in right after he had done most of them when he was doing Bully. I only watched his Great Journey videos with InTheLittleWood. Honestly I wish he would make more videos on Overgrowth or Toribash but that's just me. I think Dan is better off moving on to newer stuff. I wouldn't have stuck with his channel as long as I have if be didn't play new stuff. I've stopped watching half of the channels I used to watch because of this. Nobody knows what's better for the channel than Dan. I say this as a die hard fan who has seen all of his stuff (except for Nerd³ 101 as I consider that the Community season 4 of Nerd³) including the 8 hour livestream which I loved. People always give credit to Markiplier and Jacksepticeye for calling their fans their friends but I genuinely don't think there is a youtuber that works harder than him. To be honest I don't know if he will ever play Besiege again (maybe when some updates come) but he will find something better (I know I sound obsessive but in my defence I started watching his stuff when I was 9 or 10 years old at a point where I was obsessed with Canis Canem Edit, Scott Pilgrim, to a lesser extent Minecraft and was being bullied in school so I didn't really go outside much.)
playing the exact same game mode will only give you so much new gameplay features, like the different engines that powers the movement of the ball, the player, etc. There's a lot more under the hood than you think. Also new game modes are introduced (like ultimate team) and updates to existing game modes every game. Also the teams change and the kits and the faces of each player change as well as their overall physique.
Dan most people play career mode or ultimate team the most as they have the most detail and they captivate on the pride of building a team up and signing class players.
So by that logic CS:GO and TF2 are pay to win too. Opening packs with the hope of getting good weapons, players, attributes or cards in a game isn't pay to win.
Nerd3 going through the last six FIFA games is like me going through every single Halo game, I'll just assume going in, that there's no significant changes in each of the Halo games...
Isaiah Hamby Unfortunately, sarcasm really doesn't come across well in text, and it's not too hard to believe that someone over the internet might say that seriously.
If you played the FIFA series a lot each year you would actually realise that there actually is quite a large difference in the new games and that they aren't just releasing the same game with updated squads..
The beauty of FIFA is that the fundamental match gameplay stays the same. However, changes in things like Ultimate Team, Career Mode and online are what makes these games worth buying. Also, if you're a real football fan and want to be able to play as your team, you need to buy the new game to have the new players and/or to play in the new league.
There are some significant changes to gameplay to be fair, the whole tackling system changes, the players actually gain physical qualities so they can impact each other and the ball gains proper physics. There is no way Dan would notice any of these changes.
The only reason they make games every year is because players move to new clubs and new players are introduced. Plus, new game modes are being added each year, like ultimate team in FIFA 10 and FUT Draft in FIFA 16.
Dan may i just put you in this situation: You are head game designer of fifa 16. What would you add to make it different? (hes going to write something to do with explosions or killing or something)
TheGingerFruitCake I personally would have spin off games with different themes. Every 3 years or so do a serious one with a numbered title that updates everything and in between make random spin off stuff like one set in space or underwater where you have to consider vertical movement as well. Something like that.
Dan in one video has showcased more FIFA than KSI has in 2 years.
mate its funny but I don't think anyone else here watches fifa youtubers
I do
+Geraint Evans well your wrong Fifa youtubers are the best (all the sidemen)
+Geraint Evans I do and it's a shame no one will find it funny.
Geraint Evans KSI isn't only Fifa
Wow! Rocket League but with people. Whatever will they think of next?
I love the new 'getting out of your car' mechanic.
Seems pretty boring, you can't even fly in this game.
+Louie Salmon Thats Fifa: Ant-warfare
Sam Otten i know what´s next: *FURRY FOOTBALL*
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+Varunno2O Tis the fucking point, moron.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night
+GameBoyLegacy Fing about Arsenal is, they always try an' walk it in.
The problem with Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in.
This brings a tear to my eye😄
YES
The problem with Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in
Really wanted van Persie to score in the later FIFA matches just to hear Dan's reaction
"HEY! HE USE TO PLAY FOR ME DIDN"T HE!?"
Literally the only thing worth doing in Fifa games is creating Scipio Arsenalis and playing a solo career entirely based on tackling other players and being sent off, leaving the computer to play the match for you.
I was surprised to see no Arsenal players got injured during these games.
I'm supposed they didn't leave to man city, Chelsea or man u
Tom Mules i know, in one game wilshere and diaby were on the pitch, in real life both of them would have died about 5 times each
Tom Mules That's where the realism fails.
Jumpcuts~
Intro: 00:00
Fifa 09: 00:53
Fifa 10: 07:10
Fifa 11: 12:43
Fifa 12: 18:12
Fifa 13: 24:00
Fifa 14: 29:48
Outtro: 36:17
Caleb Bartlett thanks brother
imagine if Dan made a football game. think of all the casualties.
Queen Nora He'd want the broken legs to be motion captured, break and all
Did he choose Arsenal just because it has the word "Arse" in it?
+mihax209 Most likely. LOL
I tried skiping most of the video. And all i noticed was a less shittier shade of grass
i hope for either a NerdCubed Plays...Destiny or NerdCubed Hell...Destiny. both would be just as equal and great
Jeremy Klewin Its an okay game, but its evil -.-
+Jeremy Klewin but dan wouldnt touch that shit
He said on Twitter he wouldn't :(
+Jeremy Klewin I think on Twitter he said that would require him to play Destiny and his reaction to that was "Ew" if I remember it correctly. So I doubt he will ever play Destiny and it would for sure be in NerdCubed Hell...that game was hyped up to be the best game ever and turned out it was shit. My friend told me I should get it when it comes out and I was like "No, it's made by Bungie and after the recent Halos it can't be good". Sad that no one really like it yet most of it's scores are 8/10.
That games robbed me of £40 worth of dlc that wasn't that fun
Is it me, or is he just playing the same game on slightly different graphics settings and camera angles
No its just that EA is a bunch of lazy fucks.
Nope that's how ea has always been
Fifa 16 is just fifa 15 but with girls and slightly better graphics and fifa 15 is just fifa 14 but with slightly better graphics
Lycan wolf Do you expect football to change every year? Football will always be the same sport no matter what you do. Those are the only changes they can make.
+Keaton Ramey so football will always be incessantly boring. And will also always be a bunch of overpaid wankers kicking a ball for 90 minutes.
+SmokingSpitfire And it's still the best sport!
Well, technically speaking, you payed those 2 pounds for a SINGLE game, with different texture packs
An excellent showcase of Dan being entertaining.
GuanoLad with unentertaining games
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?....
is it just me or do the graphics look worse in later games?
Finn Sprigg It was made by EA so that's why.
Finn Sprigg no it's just on Fifa 14 they focused on next gen only. He was playing this on ps3.
JustAMetalHead That makes sense now
It's EA
Fifa 14 wasn't released on next gen consoles
I tried to skip through the video to the next game, I skipped the whole video without realising it.
I remember when I played FIFA 09, was Manchester United because I couldn't be arsed with messing about, from the season you start I went to the 2018/2019 season, every one of my players hit 97+ rating with the auto exp shite. What a game that was.
What console? I had the PSP
Nayan Lad 360, spent ages building it all up aha.
Ahaha a man after my own heart. I love career mode
My broke FUT < My expensive career mode team
Hazard on FIFA 13 career mode was insane he's goes to like 98
12 was my favourite
Agreed.
FIFA 11
+JWGame same
I had the worst pack luck in that game and ended up smashing it with a hammer😌..music was good though
Oscar Barr *favorite
Watching Dan's steady descent into becoming a football punter is definitely one of the most entertaining things I've ever seen
One Fifa Game*
XlsonMC Yeah, he tried to fool us. There's NO WAY that that is 6 games. He just kept changing the stadium to make it look like he was changing games.
+Leinad “leinadlink” link ... It IS six different FIFA games. It's really, really obvious.
The Penguicken Really?.... What has become of humankind..... :(
The Penguicken Please tell me you're being sarcastic.
Yup. The same game 6 times. Dead serious.
Just let me ask you Dan: was it worth buying 6 of those games?
Fifa 12 is
***** I did hear it, and he could have brought a snack with that money like a Jammie dodger.
All of them where like $2:00 I'm too lazy to go to the beginning
+ramses bams An almost unimaginable fortune
JackZake64 Probably. They drop in value so quickly I'd be surprised if he managed to spend more than 5 bucks.
Hooray. He's kicked the ball. Now the ball's over there. That man has it now. That's an interesting development.Maybe he'll kick the ball. He has indeed and apparently that deserves a round of applause.
+dead0 fire Quite Moss they'll hear you!
And how are other sports different?
That's right. Football is the best.
No football is a pansy sport whilst rugby and American football requires something more than feet
Blacc Kingz Nah... it's more like boring as fuck
Oh my what's happening?! It looks like... That's right he's KICKED THE BALL AGAIN! Oh my goodness! What an unlikely turn of events I'm sure he really DOES deserve that £5 million a week pay check!
This is genuinely the best FIFA video I've ever seen. Both in terms of hilarity and quality of gameplay
they should make these more realistic. not enough players pretending to be dying when someone slightly touches hem.
I just noticed theyve used the same sound in every fuckin fifa game !?
RaMi ManSi Just like real life.
well the sounds arent good and hearing everytime the same shit makes you blend it out so why even have sounds if they arent interesting or change !
Razorswiftz We get it. You don't like them.
If you're making shit tons of money off of your more than degraded and pimped out game franchise. Honestly would you even bother making any fundamental changes in the next yearly installment ? That's what CoD and AC have screwed up on with the sales numbers on CoD making a drastic plummet and AC:Unity's god awful launch developers are starting to make change not because they want to or even remotely care about their franchises it's because they want to bring the mindless zombies back to their greedy money sucking arms (Apart from perhaps AC whom i think they learned from their mistakes on Unity) EA will soon fall in this pit and be forced to make changes to please the "fans"
+Hendlton COD does not use all the same sound in everygame, BO3 and AW had some really good sounding guns and different kinda next gen sound effects. Even tho they always have some sounds youve already heard, but what would ya expect.
Dan...you don't have to do this!
You have so much to live for!
+Davis Moniz for him, the mad max game that come in a week for example. Same for metal gearV.
+Davis Moniz .......Learn to take a joke.
+Davis Moniz .......Learn to take a joke.
Davis Moniz .........Learn to take a joke.
Mrmightyturtle .........Learn to take a joke.
"KSI EAT YOUR FECKING HEART OUT!" Best part of this video hands down XD
27:15 Wang Chung, Dance Hall Days...
That song from Vice City that was on Flash Fm and was normally on at that nightclub you could go to that had like the village people dancing on stage. yeah
He referenced Bo Burnham and then Rick and Morty not even a minute later...
Dan is the best
dan can you do this but with 6 wwe games?
I know thats why i said it
How is it funny??? We all know that he loves WWE
LOOOOOOL IT'S TRUE. Though WWE got worse to me. Fifa looks... idk it looks prettier I guess
Nothing in life is better than watching Dan attempt this, nothing
+Davis Moniz You have a awful awful sense of humor
CHARYA J Surely he who thought up the terrible "joke" is the one with the awful sense of humour.
+logan wood feeling the need to type that makes me know the type of person you are
CHARYA J whating him mass debate is better :3
CHARYA J Not at all, for all you know I could just have been in a bad mood. Don't make assumptions because it's impossible to know what a person is like from a single statement. Although I would be interested to know what kind of person you think I am.
"A MOFUCKING GOAL FOR ARSENAL"
holy shit i'd pay you to commentate over the primer league xD
21:59
Some say that Song is still running to this day.
A football match actually sounds like a really fun hitman level
Genius.
DIFFERENT GRASS
I haven't seen him call himself Forsinain42 in a long time.
You must not have been watching for a long time.
In every console game ever.
Only on ps3
It was literally in the last game and that was fucking Yu-Gi-Oh.
#f*ckeverythingweresthetacklebutton
#thatdidntworkbecauseyouputa*
#iknowbutimtolazytoeditthdcomment
Fawaz Sror Guys it's called an asterisk.
+Zander Rose #remember #to #put #spaces #between #words #and #use #punctuation #.
Bishop Munoz Now I feel sad that I don't have a Octothorpe button.
30:57 Two players just instantly decide to make out and Dan just rambles on about GTA sequels, completely ignoring it.
i watch this channel religiously and somehow ive missed so many of these gems that are just now popping up in my reccomended
Fifa: A game made over and over again with very little changes.
"i actually like the FIFA mobile games"
-said no one ever
Now then, here's the full list of what has changed during 6 fucking years:
-the grass
End
- shit player now has +2 pace
9 minutes in and yu are every football fan ever. proud of you.
That scream of "FOOTBAW BA'ULL!" at 5:52 is becoming my ringtone IMMEDIATELY.
Thats alot of fifa...
Oh hello again.
hi
goodnight
Asa Colgan Yeah, I heard that an alot's favorite sport is football.
That's alot of fish.
So much Fifa, so little time
Changes I can see:
- Slightly clearer graphics
- Grass is a slightly different shade of green
- Different colour and style of HUD (although I'm pretty sure FIFA 13 and 14 have the same HUD as FIFA 12)
What Fifa needs is cheat codes, like a rocket league cheat that makes the ball explode sending all the players flying when you score a goal
"he saw a pog on the floor and he had to get it"
that is age in words
Fifa get's released every year and introduces the minimum that could just be an update and is filled with microtransactions, no one bats an eye.
CoD get's released every year and tries to introduce new gameplay mechanics, everyone loses their minds.
Why?
Filled with micro transactions? You can buy points in which you take a risk on getting a good player that's literally it and that's only on a single game mode.... Please be informed before spewing shit on the internet
Actually I would argue that FIFA releases every year and has just as many gameplay improvements as COD does. As Dan said himself, people who play it a lot know the difference
It's the same story for both games though. FIFA changes a lot every year if you ask a diehard fan. It's just that those changes are something we don't notice because we don't Care about football that much. The same goes for cod. You may see differences every release but i sure don't.
Flo Rida yeah, but can you take that amount of money out of the game? no you can't. you're giving the publisher money and you just get a slightly better player that everyone else has. also, why do we have to pay 60$ for a game with microtransactions? that's just paying for a freemium game that would do better if it was just free.
and if there's gonna be microtransactions in a full retail priced game, just take the CS:GO approach where if you get something valuable, you can sell it for OVER 200$! you can't do that in Fifa.
punch3870 Well you can... people buy coins from websites not ran by ea and the game is extremely playable without buying points its basically how battlefield does it (also ran by ea...) its a shortcut more than a straight out advantage
As a Fifa player this is hilarious to watch🤣
Friend: OMG DID YOU PLAY FIFA 17?
Me: its basically the same thing that I played around four years back at a friends house.
Friend: NO ITS NOT THERES NEW STUFF LIKE GRAPHICS AND ANIMATIONS AND NEW PLAYERS N STUFF
Me:... ok.
No way you could fit that in an update, it must be hard to add names to a text file
That Guy but... but... but profit
In FIFA's defence, it is different year on year if you pay attention to the details.
Unfortunately, it's been gradually getting worse every year for 3 or 4 years now.
***** But the details are so small, and the price is so large
That Guy indeed,
friend look how many FIFA points I have
me did you pay into the game
friend No
me really
friend no
me how much did you spend
friend around 45 pounds
me so you could've got a Good game
Nerd3 I have a challenge for you- FIFA 15 play as a one star team vs a five star team, keep playing until you score one goal against your opponent AI on legendary settings!
I like how Dan keeps acting like he'd make a bad commentator, when in reality he's actually a commentator for a living.
25:27 Sidelines, Dan, they're called sidelines.
To everyone saying that Fifa doesn't change from year to year.. You may not see it as well, and that's fair enough, but for every Fifa player the game changes a lot every year, and we can definitely feel it. They also update the players and their clubs etc., so that's why we buy a new version every year.
nearly everything you mentioned can be done in a update. they could make a new game every 3 or 4 years
mrbitey123 What you don't understand, is that every year, the animation, physics, graphics, players etc. has to be updated, and especially the animation and physics part takes a long time to make, and it's what they spend the most time on. We, as the players, can really feel a significant difference from game to game, and i don't know if non-consistent Fifa players can. Also, as mentioned, they update the players' clubs, stats etc. which also takes a long time. They strive for the most realistic football game, and that's why they keep making new ones.
mrbitey123 Sorry, didn't realise you can replace a physics engine in an update ._.
Shay C Exactly
Terkel Blegager yeah that's true you're right but but! you can do that shit in an update and if you aren't a fan of the series you aren't going to buy a full priced game every year for shit that's updateable
Watching you play FIFA was painful. Sorry had to say it. :)
DipityHD Playing FIFA is painful. Sorry had to say it :)
Xecium Games Football is life.
Xecium Games every game is painful if you're shit at it. sorry had to say it :)
+DipityHD Life is shit!
John Angus You've gone off the point here mate.
5:50 "FUTBAL BATAL!"
I bought Fifa 95, thinking it looked like a fun game - I got a bit bored of it after a few hours myself, but my brother... I apparently sparked a lifelong passion for him and now he bugs me to play these games whenever I see him.
Patrik333 my brother had the great idea to threaten my mother and sister with death because they talked with his wife. not about anything in particular, just how they're doing.
so you know, I'd play some fifa with my brother, if i could.
I have FIFA 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, World Cup 2014, 11 Demo and X360 magazine version, 13 Demo, 14 Demo and 15 Demo. Also FIFA Manager 2013, FIFA 14 app, FIFA 15 app and FIFA Superstars. Do you think I'm addicted? No, it's only $90-$110 per year AUD, not that big of a deal... right? right?
Best is FIFA 12 by the way, JUST BUY THAT ONE.
yeah
Now do this with call of duty.
Why are people going on about they have changed nothing? IT'S A SPORTS GAME, THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING, THE RULES OF FOOTBALL DON'T CHANGE EVERY FUCKING YEAR!
BUT WHY CHARGE FUCKING 60 EURO FOR THE SAME GAME why not just update the fucking game NOPE GIVE EA MORE MOMEY FOR THE SAME THING EVER YEAR I SWEAR IT FEELS LIKE A TAX
legoboy2525 well you have a point but you dont have to buy the new game.
+legoboy2525 I'm sorry, if you could charge 60 euros for something which doesn't take that much effort and still have millions of people buy it, are you telling me you wouldn't?
A sports game that can never change every year just the graphics....just realized how lazy EA is
So keep the same game for let's say three years and just update everything in stead of paying £50 every year for the same thing
A lot of it is also the changes in the league. The lowest team each season goes down a league and the highest of the lower league moves up. So they had to keep changing the teams as well.
This is one hell of a video to watch on my birthday :)
Play more JC3 again that was ssooo good
WhiteDeath Jr I don't think he can.
I'm going to slap you. He was able to play just cause 3 because the developers invited him to play a small segment of part of the game, as well as make a video of it. He doesn't not own just cause 3, because just cause 3 doesn't come out for 3 more months.
I don't think it quite works that way
Oh Dan you don't have to pretend to understand football, no one here does
I do
i do
I understand it like the back of my hand
I play it
+Diagnoses Football how many scars, how many wrinkles, how hairy are you,
do you fingers line perfectly, if not, what's imperfect
just how well, do you know your hands?
Well to be fair, there's only so much you can do with football. Even still, nothing much does change but I still buy it...
It could've been DLC though and have a new game only when a new generation or graphics upgrade comes out.
Look at NBA 2k they've done a shit ton with the My Player
+Jordan Steel the thing is that this just shows the "interactive football" part of the game. There's other stuff such as career mode and ultimate team that does actually change every year.
AFMakers that is me with WWE games
AFMakers And you're the mindless drone that EA loves.
You had fun....admit it :) Also thanks for the NZ shoutout...we sure do have green grass
I can honestly say I was more excited watching this than watching actual football.
can u just make this a new series called Nerd³ Busters
u get asked a question like Gta V how much blood can get on the body without dying.
just a though since you stopped Nerd³ Mods
Don't think he'll be doing that anytime soon pal
No.
His PC is broken, he hasn't stopped the nerd3 mods purposely
i wish nerd3 would make more besiege vids
Michael Park i think besiege vids were the best vids i watched so far :D
And I wish he would make more Minecraft vids, but you wouldn't remember him making those, would you?
+Derfman13 you arent the only one who rememberes them
dark times
+Derfman13 I've always been happy to have walked in right after he had done most of them when he was doing Bully. I only watched his Great Journey videos with InTheLittleWood. Honestly I wish he would make more videos on Overgrowth or Toribash but that's just me. I think Dan is better off moving on to newer stuff. I wouldn't have stuck with his channel as long as I have if be didn't play new stuff. I've stopped watching half of the channels I used to watch because of this. Nobody knows what's better for the channel than Dan. I say this as a die hard fan who has seen all of his stuff (except for Nerd³ 101 as I consider that the Community season 4 of Nerd³) including the 8 hour livestream which I loved. People always give credit to Markiplier and Jacksepticeye for calling their fans their friends but I genuinely don't think there is a youtuber that works harder than him. To be honest I don't know if he will ever play Besiege again (maybe when some updates come) but he will find something better (I know I sound obsessive but in my defence I started watching his stuff when I was 9 or 10 years old at a point where I was obsessed with Canis Canem Edit, Scott Pilgrim, to a lesser extent Minecraft and was being bullied in school so I didn't really go outside much.)
Szczęsny is pronounced 'Chesney'
Shchesney
No it's Shezny
Directormiki Shhhchzeschniy
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Most commentators I hear say 'Chesney'
playing the exact same game mode will only give you so much new gameplay features, like the different engines that powers the movement of the ball, the player, etc.
There's a lot more under the hood than you think. Also new game modes are introduced (like ultimate team) and updates to existing game modes every game. Also the teams change and the kits and the faces of each player change as well as their overall physique.
Dan most people play career mode or ultimate team the most as they have the most detail and they captivate on the pride of building a team up and signing class players.
Nobody gives a shit, dude.
FIFA just needs to die already
KillerGrannyGames It Won't. It is way to popular. Sorry
i can hope...
KillerGrannyGames Why?
***** How is FIFA pay to win?
So by that logic CS:GO and TF2 are pay to win too. Opening packs with the hope of getting good weapons, players, attributes or cards in a game isn't pay to win.
the 6 worst games on the nerdcubed channel history
2812 Adam even no mans sky because that game is shite
Welllll... *looks at Galactic Hitman*
people need to stop paying £40 a year for a slighty different reskin
Did you actually notice a reskin ? I sure didn't
Did you actually notice a reskin ? I sure didn't
Did you actually notice a reskin ? I sure didn't
CoD is more of a problem in this case then FIFA
No cod isn't as bad as FIFA
Watching Dan play is still genuinely less painful than watching any given England match.
Nerd3 going through the last six FIFA games is like me going through every single Halo game, I'll just assume going in, that there's no significant changes in each of the Halo games...
But Daaaaaaan this is soccer not football.
Isaiah Hamby If you don't know about USA being the only country of more than 200 to call football soccer, you're too young to be on TH-cam.
*facepalm* dumb American can't comprehend that people call stuff differently
Dumb people thinking I was being serious. Wow that's like so new to me.
I went out of my way to sound sarcastic
Isaiah Hamby Unfortunately, sarcasm really doesn't come across well in text, and it's not too hard to believe that someone over the internet might say that seriously.
God Football is so trashy. :/
Fuck off then
k
Agreed...
iCouldBePimmiCue 'SOCCER'!
If you want a fight you'll get one, just ask politely.
Dan Hardcastle: the only man who'd trip his own teammates in fifa and cheer
If you played the FIFA series a lot each year you would actually realise that there actually is quite a large difference in the new games and that they aren't just releasing the same game with updated squads..
The beauty of FIFA is that the fundamental match gameplay stays the same. However, changes in things like Ultimate Team, Career Mode and online are what makes these games worth buying. Also, if you're a real football fan and want to be able to play as your team, you need to buy the new game to have the new players and/or to play in the new league.
Oh my god the nerd3 vid ive wanted since 2012
There are some significant changes to gameplay to be fair, the whole tackling system changes, the players actually gain physical qualities so they can impact each other and the ball gains proper physics.
There is no way Dan would notice any of these changes.
ahhh the memories came flooding back when dan started screaming at the screen for every "fifa foul".
The only reason they make games every year is because players move to new clubs and new players are introduced. Plus, new game modes are being added each year, like ultimate team in FIFA 10 and FUT Draft in FIFA 16.
Dan may i just put you in this situation: You are head game designer of fifa 16. What would you add to make it different?
(hes going to write something to do with explosions or killing or something)
TheGingerFruitCake Dan would say this exactly: "Explodie bits"
true =P
TheGingerFruitCake I personally would have spin off games with different themes. Every 3 years or so do a serious one with a numbered title that updates everything and in between make random spin off stuff like one set in space or underwater where you have to consider vertical movement as well. Something like that.
TheGingerFruitCake I wouldn't release the game. I would just send out an update pack to change the players of whatever since last year.
TheGingerFruitCake If I was Dan in that situation, I would close the project down and say "no more"
I have noticed your humor has sligthly changed from Early Simpsons to Rick & Morty
I'm not a massive fifa fan, but man the song selection is always FUCKING BRILLIANT.
...so it seems that all that happened between FIFA 09 and FIFA 13 is that the grass got greener and more square.
Way to go, guys.
I left the video running on the background. When I came back I thought Dan was playing the same game. Holy shit.
Even if his conscious mind says he does not like football, the English in him says otherwise
this will be the only fifa video I'm gonna watch
Finally someone sane. My brother is completely adamant that each iteration is like the next generation of gaming. Thank you, Dan!
i recon you should do more of these vids, where you compare the differences in a game series.
I wanna see Dan actually do a video where he attempts to break peoples legs and get every single one of his players red cards.
Oh this was so Eddie Izzard! Loved it Dan!