Nerd³ Plays... Six F*cking Fifa Games

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  • @Ahenny97
    @Ahenny97 9 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    Dan in one video has showcased more FIFA than KSI has in 2 years.

    • @GE-vs3sp
      @GE-vs3sp 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      mate its funny but I don't think anyone else here watches fifa youtubers

    • @omgitsedgaming
      @omgitsedgaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I do

    • @fredsanders7854
      @fredsanders7854 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Geraint Evans well your wrong Fifa youtubers are the best (all the sidemen)

    • @lewgamer
      @lewgamer 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Geraint Evans I do and it's a shame no one will find it funny.

    • @k1ll3rM
      @k1ll3rM 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Geraint Evans KSI isn't only Fifa

  • @samotten9874
    @samotten9874 9 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    Wow! Rocket League but with people. Whatever will they think of next?

    • @adamcummings20
      @adamcummings20 9 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I love the new 'getting out of your car' mechanic.

    • @louiesalmon3932
      @louiesalmon3932 9 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Seems pretty boring, you can't even fly in this game.

    • @AnimatedDisc
      @AnimatedDisc 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Louie Salmon Thats Fifa: Ant-warfare

    • @nicomoron001
      @nicomoron001 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sam Otten i know what´s next: *FURRY FOOTBALL*
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    • @jortsandjandals7305
      @jortsandjandals7305 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Varunno2O Tis the fucking point, moron.

  • @lewisnunn2093
    @lewisnunn2093 9 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Did you see that ludicrous display last night

    • @anFerzy
      @anFerzy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      +GameBoyLegacy Fing about Arsenal is, they always try an' walk it in.

    • @8-bitgeorgelucas809
      @8-bitgeorgelucas809 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The problem with Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in.

    • @zjackshot
      @zjackshot 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This brings a tear to my eye😄

    • @spmusicc
      @spmusicc 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES

    • @lovelyjubbley123
      @lovelyjubbley123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The problem with Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in

  • @jacobstokes6951
    @jacobstokes6951 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Really wanted van Persie to score in the later FIFA matches just to hear Dan's reaction
    "HEY! HE USE TO PLAY FOR ME DIDN"T HE!?"

  • @taekinuru2
    @taekinuru2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Literally the only thing worth doing in Fifa games is creating Scipio Arsenalis and playing a solo career entirely based on tackling other players and being sent off, leaving the computer to play the match for you.

  • @jeremyklewin3750
    @jeremyklewin3750 9 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    i hope for either a NerdCubed Plays...Destiny or NerdCubed Hell...Destiny. both would be just as equal and great

    • @Saint-8
      @Saint-8 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jeremy Klewin Its an okay game, but its evil -.-

    • @WeDontHaveJack
      @WeDontHaveJack 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Jeremy Klewin but dan wouldnt touch that shit

    • @concon09090
      @concon09090 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He said on Twitter he wouldn't :(

    • @SharkBait19904
      @SharkBait19904 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Jeremy Klewin I think on Twitter he said that would require him to play Destiny and his reaction to that was "Ew" if I remember it correctly. So I doubt he will ever play Destiny and it would for sure be in NerdCubed Hell...that game was hyped up to be the best game ever and turned out it was shit. My friend told me I should get it when it comes out and I was like "No, it's made by Bungie and after the recent Halos it can't be good". Sad that no one really like it yet most of it's scores are 8/10.

    • @sionwilliamson3797
      @sionwilliamson3797 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That games robbed me of £40 worth of dlc that wasn't that fun

  • @tmriffs
    @tmriffs 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I was surprised to see no Arsenal players got injured during these games.

    • @uncleshields5957
      @uncleshields5957 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm supposed they didn't leave to man city, Chelsea or man u

    • @tomevans6310
      @tomevans6310 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tom Mules i know, in one game wilshere and diaby were on the pitch, in real life both of them would have died about 5 times each

    • @Scotticus25
      @Scotticus25 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tom Mules That's where the realism fails.

  • @ramimansi8511
    @ramimansi8511 9 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    I just noticed theyve used the same sound in every fuckin fifa game !?

    • @BaconConjurer
      @BaconConjurer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      RaMi ManSi Just like real life.

    • @ramimansi8511
      @ramimansi8511 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      well the sounds arent good and hearing everytime the same shit makes you blend it out so why even have sounds if they arent interesting or change !

    • @Nison545
      @Nison545 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Razorswiftz We get it. You don't like them.

    • @HairyBearHug
      @HairyBearHug 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you're making shit tons of money off of your more than degraded and pimped out game franchise. Honestly would you even bother making any fundamental changes in the next yearly installment ? That's what CoD and AC have screwed up on with the sales numbers on CoD making a drastic plummet and AC:Unity's god awful launch developers are starting to make change not because they want to or even remotely care about their franchises it's because they want to bring the mindless zombies back to their greedy money sucking arms (Apart from perhaps AC whom i think they learned from their mistakes on Unity) EA will soon fall in this pit and be forced to make changes to please the "fans"

    • @Tris70
      @Tris70 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Hendlton COD does not use all the same sound in everygame, BO3 and AW had some really good sounding guns and different kinda next gen sound effects. Even tho they always have some sounds youve already heard, but what would ya expect.

  • @GuanoLad
    @GuanoLad 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    An excellent showcase of Dan being entertaining.

    • @teipeu9033
      @teipeu9033 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      GuanoLad with unentertaining games

  • @QueenNora
    @QueenNora 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    imagine if Dan made a football game. think of all the casualties.

    • @imbibe9891
      @imbibe9891 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Queen Nora He'd want the broken legs to be motion captured, break and all

  • @lycanwolf5966
    @lycanwolf5966 9 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Is it me, or is he just playing the same game on slightly different graphics settings and camera angles

    • @headoffat6641
      @headoffat6641 9 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      No its just that EA is a bunch of lazy fucks.

    • @TheMortalGamer17
      @TheMortalGamer17 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nope that's how ea has always been
      Fifa 16 is just fifa 15 but with girls and slightly better graphics and fifa 15 is just fifa 14 but with slightly better graphics

    • @keatonramey2274
      @keatonramey2274 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lycan wolf Do you expect football to change every year? Football will always be the same sport no matter what you do. Those are the only changes they can make.

    • @smokingspitfire1197
      @smokingspitfire1197 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Keaton Ramey so football will always be incessantly boring. And will also always be a bunch of overpaid wankers kicking a ball for 90 minutes.

    • @blacckingz8380
      @blacckingz8380 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +SmokingSpitfire And it's still the best sport!

  • @Diedpied
    @Diedpied 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I remember when I played FIFA 09, was Manchester United because I couldn't be arsed with messing about, from the season you start I went to the 2018/2019 season, every one of my players hit 97+ rating with the auto exp shite. What a game that was.

    • @DalnayaN
      @DalnayaN 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What console? I had the PSP

    • @Diedpied
      @Diedpied 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nayan Lad 360, spent ages building it all up aha.

    • @DarKkNgHTLI4M
      @DarKkNgHTLI4M 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahaha a man after my own heart. I love career mode

    • @DalnayaN
      @DalnayaN 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      My broke FUT < My expensive career mode team

    • @igorwheelie4869
      @igorwheelie4869 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hazard on FIFA 13 career mode was insane he's goes to like 98

  • @oscar9793
    @oscar9793 9 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    12 was my favourite

    • @CrazyHowlingDog
      @CrazyHowlingDog 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed.

    • @dskid1968
      @dskid1968 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FIFA 11

    • @jamesgodden3
      @jamesgodden3 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +JWGame same

    • @rj9922
      @rj9922 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had the worst pack luck in that game and ended up smashing it with a hammer😌..music was good though

    • @cabbler
      @cabbler 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oscar Barr *favorite

  • @opa7906
    @opa7906 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?....

  • @KaeVF
    @KaeVF 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Jumpcuts~
    Intro: 00:00
    Fifa 09: 00:53
    Fifa 10: 07:10
    Fifa 11: 12:43
    Fifa 12: 18:12
    Fifa 13: 24:00
    Fifa 14: 29:48
    Outtro: 36:17

  • @dms110D
    @dms110D 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Well, technically speaking, you payed those 2 pounds for a SINGLE game, with different texture packs

  • @camilryder6455
    @camilryder6455 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hooray. He's kicked the ball. Now the ball's over there. That man has it now. That's an interesting development.Maybe he'll kick the ball. He has indeed and apparently that deserves a round of applause.

    • @anFerzy
      @anFerzy 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +dead0 fire Quite Moss they'll hear you!

    • @blacckingz8380
      @blacckingz8380 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      And how are other sports different?
      That's right. Football is the best.

    • @insufferablemiscreant
      @insufferablemiscreant 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No football is a pansy sport whilst rugby and American football requires something more than feet

    • @NikosDePikos142
      @NikosDePikos142 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blacc Kingz Nah... it's more like boring as fuck

    • @LlorracTN
      @LlorracTN 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my what's happening?! It looks like... That's right he's KICKED THE BALL AGAIN! Oh my goodness! What an unlikely turn of events I'm sure he really DOES deserve that £5 million a week pay check!

  • @TheDerpdiherp
    @TheDerpdiherp 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I tried to skip through the video to the next game, I skipped the whole video without realising it.

  • @totaalinenchaos
    @totaalinenchaos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I tried skiping most of the video. And all i noticed was a less shittier shade of grass

  • @RubyPrice
    @RubyPrice 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "KSI EAT YOUR FECKING HEART OUT!" Best part of this video hands down XD

  • @Call_Me_Matrix
    @Call_Me_Matrix 9 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Just let me ask you Dan: was it worth buying 6 of those games?

    • @TrueXhomerS
      @TrueXhomerS 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fifa 12 is

    • @Call_Me_Matrix
      @Call_Me_Matrix 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *****​ I did hear it, and he could have brought a snack with that money like a Jammie dodger.

    • @chikennabugwu2296
      @chikennabugwu2296 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All of them where like $2:00 I'm too lazy to go to the beginning

    • @chrisodonnell1120
      @chrisodonnell1120 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +ramses bams An almost unimaginable fortune

    • @andimason3370
      @andimason3370 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      JackZake64 Probably. They drop in value so quickly I'd be surprised if he managed to spend more than 5 bucks.

  • @janatownsend-gee3409
    @janatownsend-gee3409 9 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    is it just me or do the graphics look worse in later games?

    • @justametalhead625
      @justametalhead625 9 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Finn Sprigg It was made by EA so that's why.

    • @orbitafc6449
      @orbitafc6449 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Finn Sprigg no it's just on Fifa 14 they focused on next gen only. He was playing this on ps3.

    • @janatownsend-gee3409
      @janatownsend-gee3409 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      JustAMetalHead That makes sense now

    • @TheMortalGamer17
      @TheMortalGamer17 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's EA

    • @JongoBosh
      @JongoBosh 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fifa 14 wasn't released on next gen consoles

  • @mihax209
    @mihax209 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Did he choose Arsenal just because it has the word "Arse" in it?

    • @Robotlien
      @Robotlien 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +mihax209 Most likely. LOL

  • @chubbz4211
    @chubbz4211 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watching Dan's steady descent into becoming a football punter is definitely one of the most entertaining things I've ever seen

  • @DiggleTime
    @DiggleTime 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is genuinely the best FIFA video I've ever seen. Both in terms of hilarity and quality of gameplay

  • @ronin19xx79
    @ronin19xx79 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Dan...you don't have to do this!
    You have so much to live for!

    • @JesusProtects
      @JesusProtects 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Davis Moniz for him, the mad max game that come in a week for example. Same for metal gearV.

    • @Mrmightyturtle
      @Mrmightyturtle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Davis Moniz .......Learn to take a joke.

    • @Mrmightyturtle
      @Mrmightyturtle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Davis Moniz .......Learn to take a joke.

    • @Mrmightyturtle
      @Mrmightyturtle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Davis Moniz .........Learn to take a joke.

    • @hank9499
      @hank9499 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mrmightyturtle .........Learn to take a joke.

  • @connormaag3794
    @connormaag3794 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I haven't seen him call himself Forsinain42 in a long time.

    • @johnangus9109
      @johnangus9109 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You must not have been watching for a long time.

    • @TRGTACE
      @TRGTACE 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In every console game ever.

    • @EddoWagt
      @EddoWagt 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only on ps3

    • @rabbutts
      @rabbutts 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It was literally in the last game and that was fucking Yu-Gi-Oh.

  • @Milan9Zlatangoogle
    @Milan9Zlatangoogle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "A MOFUCKING GOAL FOR ARSENAL"
    holy shit i'd pay you to commentate over the primer league xD

  • @Roarnwatnot
    @Roarnwatnot 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He referenced Bo Burnham and then Rick and Morty not even a minute later...
    Dan is the best

  • @BulbaSaruman
    @BulbaSaruman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    they should make these more realistic. not enough players pretending to be dying when someone slightly touches hem.

  • @FaaFbian
    @FaaFbian 9 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    One Fifa Game*

    • @leinadlink
      @leinadlink 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      XlsonMC Yeah, he tried to fool us. There's NO WAY that that is 6 games. He just kept changing the stadium to make it look like he was changing games.

    • @charliethurston2215
      @charliethurston2215 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Leinad “leinadlink” link ... It IS six different FIFA games. It's really, really obvious.

    • @leinadlink
      @leinadlink 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Penguicken Really?.... What has become of humankind..... :(

    • @hank9499
      @hank9499 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Penguicken Please tell me you're being sarcastic.

    • @SigmaElement
      @SigmaElement 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup. The same game 6 times. Dead serious.

  • @alexthegreat4865
    @alexthegreat4865 9 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    #f*ckeverythingweresthetacklebutton

    • @alexthegrape1000
      @alexthegrape1000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      #thatdidntworkbecauseyouputa*

    • @alexthegreat4865
      @alexthegreat4865 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      #iknowbutimtolazytoeditthdcomment

    • @glasspug
      @glasspug 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fawaz Sror Guys it's called an asterisk.

    • @bishop8958
      @bishop8958 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Zander Rose #remember #to #put #spaces #between #words #and #use #punctuation #.

    • @glasspug
      @glasspug 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bishop Munoz Now I feel sad that I don't have a Octothorpe button.

  • @jabhdehutt1
    @jabhdehutt1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    dan can you do this but with 6 wwe games?

    • @jabhdehutt1
      @jabhdehutt1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know thats why i said it

    • @XiJakke
      @XiJakke 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How is it funny??? We all know that he loves WWE

    • @BlackPanthaa
      @BlackPanthaa 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOOOOOOL IT'S TRUE. Though WWE got worse to me. Fifa looks... idk it looks prettier I guess

  • @avahxnley685
    @avahxnley685 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    21:59
    Some say that Song is still running to this day.

  • @MsAquavenus
    @MsAquavenus 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    That scream of "FOOTBAW BA'ULL!" at 5:52 is becoming my ringtone IMMEDIATELY.

  • @Charya_j
    @Charya_j 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nothing in life is better than watching Dan attempt this, nothing

    • @Charya_j
      @Charya_j 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Davis Moniz You have a awful awful sense of humor

    • @loganwood5230
      @loganwood5230 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      CHARYA J Surely he who thought up the terrible "joke" is the one with the awful sense of humour.

    • @Charya_j
      @Charya_j 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +logan wood feeling the need to type that makes me know the type of person you are

    • @Dabeaux
      @Dabeaux 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      CHARYA J whating him mass debate is better :3

    • @loganwood5230
      @loganwood5230 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      CHARYA J Not at all, for all you know I could just have been in a bad mood. Don't make assumptions because it's impossible to know what a person is like from a single statement. Although I would be interested to know what kind of person you think I am.

  • @instagamrr
    @instagamrr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So much Fifa, so little time

  • @yetanother9127
    @yetanother9127 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    25:27 Sidelines, Dan, they're called sidelines.

  • @brendan3226
    @brendan3226 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A football match actually sounds like a really fun hitman level

    • @nert4285
      @nert4285 ปีที่แล้ว

      Genius.

  • @Morazova1999
    @Morazova1999 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fifa: A game made over and over again with very little changes.

  • @AndreasC23
    @AndreasC23 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    DIFFERENT GRASS

  • @karthikgopinath8606
    @karthikgopinath8606 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "i actually like the FIFA mobile games"
    -said no one ever

  • @onim26
    @onim26 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Now then, here's the full list of what has changed during 6 fucking years:
    -the grass
    End

    • @RematodeRanger
      @RematodeRanger 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      - shit player now has +2 pace

  • @CorperalWafflez
    @CorperalWafflez 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i watch this channel religiously and somehow ive missed so many of these gems that are just now popping up in my reccomended

  • @hank9499
    @hank9499 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    16.15 ''I used my power of motorboating'' I lost it there.

  • @galacticzachxi3991
    @galacticzachxi3991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a Fifa player this is hilarious to watch🤣

  • @Asalad1888
    @Asalad1888 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Thats alot of fifa...

    • @hullian1113
      @hullian1113 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh hello again.

    • @Asalad1888
      @Asalad1888 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      hi

    • @Asalad1888
      @Asalad1888 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      goodnight

    • @newtclovers
      @newtclovers 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Asa Colgan Yeah, I heard that an alot's favorite sport is football.

    • @Call_Me_Matrix
      @Call_Me_Matrix 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's alot of fish.

  • @alexthegrape1000
    @alexthegrape1000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Why are people going on about they have changed nothing? IT'S A SPORTS GAME, THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING, THE RULES OF FOOTBALL DON'T CHANGE EVERY FUCKING YEAR!

    • @legoboy2525
      @legoboy2525 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      BUT WHY CHARGE FUCKING 60 EURO FOR THE SAME GAME why not just update the fucking game NOPE GIVE EA MORE MOMEY FOR THE SAME THING EVER YEAR I SWEAR IT FEELS LIKE A TAX

    • @Rajnaik57449
      @Rajnaik57449 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      legoboy2525 well you have a point but you dont have to buy the new game.

    • @isaiah1131
      @isaiah1131 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +legoboy2525 I'm sorry, if you could charge 60 euros for something which doesn't take that much effort and still have millions of people buy it, are you telling me you wouldn't?

    • @firepawsstar
      @firepawsstar 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      A sports game that can never change every year just the graphics....just realized how lazy EA is

    • @pineappletime6553
      @pineappletime6553 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So keep the same game for let's say three years and just update everything in stead of paying £50 every year for the same thing

  • @UKrulesSaysMe
    @UKrulesSaysMe 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What Fifa needs is cheat codes, like a rocket league cheat that makes the ball explode sending all the players flying when you score a goal

  • @crystalmurray-weston6372
    @crystalmurray-weston6372 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    A lot of it is also the changes in the league. The lowest team each season goes down a league and the highest of the lower league moves up. So they had to keep changing the teams as well.

  • @baran2
    @baran2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Watching you play FIFA was painful. Sorry had to say it. :)

    • @xecium8780
      @xecium8780 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      DipityHD Playing FIFA is painful. Sorry had to say it :)

    • @baran2
      @baran2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Xecium Games Football is life.

    • @cooneykiid
      @cooneykiid 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Xecium Games every game is painful if you're shit at it. sorry had to say it :)

    • @johnangus9109
      @johnangus9109 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +DipityHD Life is shit!

    • @baran2
      @baran2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Angus You've gone off the point here mate.

  • @gunshot911
    @gunshot911 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Friend: OMG DID YOU PLAY FIFA 17?
    Me: its basically the same thing that I played around four years back at a friends house.
    Friend: NO ITS NOT THERES NEW STUFF LIKE GRAPHICS AND ANIMATIONS AND NEW PLAYERS N STUFF
    Me:... ok.

    • @ThatGuy-nv2wo
      @ThatGuy-nv2wo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No way you could fit that in an update, it must be hard to add names to a text file

    • @theboomerpride
      @theboomerpride 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That Guy but... but... but profit

    • @chesney1995
      @chesney1995 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      In FIFA's defence, it is different year on year if you pay attention to the details.
      Unfortunately, it's been gradually getting worse every year for 3 or 4 years now.

    • @ThatGuy-nv2wo
      @ThatGuy-nv2wo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** But the details are so small, and the price is so large

    • @samhammond2563
      @samhammond2563 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That Guy indeed,
      friend look how many FIFA points I have
      me did you pay into the game
      friend No
      me really
      friend no
      me how much did you spend
      friend around 45 pounds
      me so you could've got a Good game

  • @MegaMrcowman
    @MegaMrcowman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Now do this with call of duty.

  • @jacksurvivalwolf9671
    @jacksurvivalwolf9671 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    27:15 Wang Chung, Dance Hall Days...
    That song from Vice City that was on Flash Fm and was normally on at that nightclub you could go to that had like the village people dancing on stage. yeah

  • @chrisdoessomestuff4782
    @chrisdoessomestuff4782 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    30:57 Two players just instantly decide to make out and Dan just rambles on about GTA sequels, completely ignoring it.

  • @Stein.Bagger
    @Stein.Bagger 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    To everyone saying that Fifa doesn't change from year to year.. You may not see it as well, and that's fair enough, but for every Fifa player the game changes a lot every year, and we can definitely feel it. They also update the players and their clubs etc., so that's why we buy a new version every year.

    • @mrbitey123
      @mrbitey123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      nearly everything you mentioned can be done in a update. they could make a new game every 3 or 4 years

    • @Stein.Bagger
      @Stein.Bagger 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      mrbitey123 What you don't understand, is that every year, the animation, physics, graphics, players etc. has to be updated, and especially the animation and physics part takes a long time to make, and it's what they spend the most time on. We, as the players, can really feel a significant difference from game to game, and i don't know if non-consistent Fifa players can. Also, as mentioned, they update the players' clubs, stats etc. which also takes a long time. They strive for the most realistic football game, and that's why they keep making new ones.

    • @ShayCovers
      @ShayCovers 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mrbitey123 Sorry, didn't realise you can replace a physics engine in an update ._.

    • @Stein.Bagger
      @Stein.Bagger 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shay C Exactly

    • @reymisterio277
      @reymisterio277 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Terkel Blegager yeah that's true you're right but but! you can do that shit in an update and if you aren't a fan of the series you aren't going to buy a full priced game every year for shit that's updateable

  • @Ch4pp13
    @Ch4pp13 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Fifa get's released every year and introduces the minimum that could just be an update and is filled with microtransactions, no one bats an eye.
    CoD get's released every year and tries to introduce new gameplay mechanics, everyone loses their minds.
    Why?

    • @SeanTheKiller100
      @SeanTheKiller100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Filled with micro transactions? You can buy points in which you take a risk on getting a good player that's literally it and that's only on a single game mode.... Please be informed before spewing shit on the internet

    • @DarKkNgHTLI4M
      @DarKkNgHTLI4M 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Actually I would argue that FIFA releases every year and has just as many gameplay improvements as COD does. As Dan said himself, people who play it a lot know the difference

    • @mulle524
      @mulle524 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's the same story for both games though. FIFA changes a lot every year if you ask a diehard fan. It's just that those changes are something we don't notice because we don't Care about football that much. The same goes for cod. You may see differences every release but i sure don't.

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flo Rida yeah, but can you take that amount of money out of the game? no you can't. you're giving the publisher money and you just get a slightly better player that everyone else has. also, why do we have to pay 60$ for a game with microtransactions? that's just paying for a freemium game that would do better if it was just free.
      and if there's gonna be microtransactions in a full retail priced game, just take the CS:GO approach where if you get something valuable, you can sell it for OVER 200$! you can't do that in Fifa.

    • @SeanTheKiller100
      @SeanTheKiller100 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      punch3870 Well you can... people buy coins from websites not ran by ea and the game is extremely playable without buying points its basically how battlefield does it (also ran by ea...) its a shortcut more than a straight out advantage

  • @FellianTheDragon
    @FellianTheDragon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Changes I can see:
    - Slightly clearer graphics
    - Grass is a slightly different shade of green
    - Different colour and style of HUD (although I'm pretty sure FIFA 13 and 14 have the same HUD as FIFA 12)

  • @geordiebailey8648
    @geordiebailey8648 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dan Hardcastle: the only man who'd trip his own teammates in fifa and cheer

  • @aurelianaudio
    @aurelianaudio 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "he saw a pog on the floor and he had to get it"
    that is age in words

  • @RickyPro888
    @RickyPro888 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have FIFA 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, World Cup 2014, 11 Demo and X360 magazine version, 13 Demo, 14 Demo and 15 Demo. Also FIFA Manager 2013, FIFA 14 app, FIFA 15 app and FIFA Superstars. Do you think I'm addicted? No, it's only $90-$110 per year AUD, not that big of a deal... right? right?
    Best is FIFA 12 by the way, JUST BUY THAT ONE.

  • @nectairelit948
    @nectairelit948 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Play more JC3 again that was ssooo good

    • @justametalhead625
      @justametalhead625 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      WhiteDeath Jr I don't think he can.

    • @adamjohnson8305
      @adamjohnson8305 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm going to slap you. He was able to play just cause 3 because the developers invited him to play a small segment of part of the game, as well as make a video of it. He doesn't not own just cause 3, because just cause 3 doesn't come out for 3 more months.

    • @seanharmon4005
      @seanharmon4005 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think it quite works that way

  • @BESTCLIPS48
    @BESTCLIPS48 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh Dan you don't have to pretend to understand football, no one here does

    • @appletarthd4630
      @appletarthd4630 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I do

    • @steeqhen
      @steeqhen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i do

    • @gracienorris2846
      @gracienorris2846 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I understand it like the back of my hand

    • @loganchabal4018
      @loganchabal4018 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I play it

    • @hector-m-carrillo
      @hector-m-carrillo 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Diagnoses Football how many scars, how many wrinkles, how hairy are you,
      do you fingers line perfectly, if not, what's imperfect
      just how well, do you know your hands?

  • @sheaz7553
    @sheaz7553 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dan most people play career mode or ultimate team the most as they have the most detail and they captivate on the pride of building a team up and signing class players.

    • @pellk2988
      @pellk2988 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nobody gives a shit, dude.

  • @kevinloftus5949
    @kevinloftus5949 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    playing the exact same game mode will only give you so much new gameplay features, like the different engines that powers the movement of the ball, the player, etc.
    There's a lot more under the hood than you think. Also new game modes are introduced (like ultimate team) and updates to existing game modes every game. Also the teams change and the kits and the faces of each player change as well as their overall physique.

  • @InnocentRain562
    @InnocentRain562 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Well to be fair, there's only so much you can do with football. Even still, nothing much does change but I still buy it...

    • @jordan3012000
      @jordan3012000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It could've been DLC though and have a new game only when a new generation or graphics upgrade comes out.

    • @DarKkNgHTLI4M
      @DarKkNgHTLI4M 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look at NBA 2k they've done a shit ton with the My Player

    • @supermaddud3182
      @supermaddud3182 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Jordan Steel the thing is that this just shows the "interactive football" part of the game. There's other stuff such as career mode and ultimate team that does actually change every year.

    • @austinmeadows9181
      @austinmeadows9181 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AFMakers that is me with WWE games

    • @marsupial_trash
      @marsupial_trash 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AFMakers And you're the mindless drone that EA loves.

  • @xxkfcrockersxx2001
    @xxkfcrockersxx2001 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    can u just make this a new series called Nerd³ Busters
    u get asked a question like Gta V how much blood can get on the body without dying.
    just a though since you stopped Nerd³ Mods

    • @SeanTheKiller100
      @SeanTheKiller100 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't think he'll be doing that anytime soon pal

    • @XiJakke
      @XiJakke 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      No.

    • @LlorracTN
      @LlorracTN 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      His PC is broken, he hasn't stopped the nerd3 mods purposely

  • @JackMDW
    @JackMDW 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Szczęsny is pronounced 'Chesney'

    • @Kloooosss
      @Kloooosss 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Shchesney

    • @filbrit4940
      @filbrit4940 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No it's Shezny

    • @The8347135
      @The8347135 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Directormiki Shhhchzeschniy

    • @adamcummings20
      @adamcummings20 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      szczszczzzsszzzcszccsczcsszzhhzcszesney.

    • @JackMDW
      @JackMDW 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most commentators I hear say 'Chesney'

  • @TheRubbaRazza
    @TheRubbaRazza 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how Dan keeps acting like he'd make a bad commentator, when in reality he's actually a commentator for a living.

  • @howtogrease2181
    @howtogrease2181 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Ksi eat your heat out" SHOTS FIRED

  • @mikeshurk
    @mikeshurk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i wish nerd3 would make more besiege vids

    • @mikeshurk
      @mikeshurk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Park i think besiege vids were the best vids i watched so far :D

    • @Derfman13
      @Derfman13 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      And I wish he would make more Minecraft vids, but you wouldn't remember him making those, would you?

    • @leebrandon8495
      @leebrandon8495 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Derfman13 you arent the only one who rememberes them
      dark times

    • @danielbuchanan6168
      @danielbuchanan6168 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Derfman13 I've always been happy to have walked in right after he had done most of them when he was doing Bully. I only watched his Great Journey videos with InTheLittleWood. Honestly I wish he would make more videos on Overgrowth or Toribash but that's just me. I think Dan is better off moving on to newer stuff. I wouldn't have stuck with his channel as long as I have if be didn't play new stuff. I've stopped watching half of the channels I used to watch because of this. Nobody knows what's better for the channel than Dan. I say this as a die hard fan who has seen all of his stuff (except for Nerd³ 101 as I consider that the Community season 4 of Nerd³) including the 8 hour livestream which I loved. People always give credit to Markiplier and Jacksepticeye for calling their fans their friends but I genuinely don't think there is a youtuber that works harder than him. To be honest I don't know if he will ever play Besiege again (maybe when some updates come) but he will find something better (I know I sound obsessive but in my defence I started watching his stuff when I was 9 or 10 years old at a point where I was obsessed with Canis Canem Edit, Scott Pilgrim, to a lesser extent Minecraft and was being bullied in school so I didn't really go outside much.)

  • @ButteredToastGaming
    @ButteredToastGaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the 6 worst games on the nerdcubed channel history

    • @daniyalhussain956
      @daniyalhussain956 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2812 Adam even no mans sky because that game is shite

    • @imbibe9891
      @imbibe9891 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welllll... *looks at Galactic Hitman*

  • @killergranny100
    @killergranny100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    FIFA just needs to die already

    • @chrisparker6829
      @chrisparker6829 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      KillerGrannyGames It Won't. It is way to popular. Sorry

    • @killergranny100
      @killergranny100 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      i can hope...

    • @DeeJayNish
      @DeeJayNish 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      KillerGrannyGames Why?

    • @DeeJayNish
      @DeeJayNish 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** How is FIFA pay to win?

    • @DeeJayNish
      @DeeJayNish 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      So by that logic CS:GO and TF2 are pay to win too. Opening packs with the hope of getting good weapons, players, attributes or cards in a game isn't pay to win.

  • @Rodderz1992
    @Rodderz1992 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    All the hidden football jokes that Dan never noticed...

  • @adamnick_
    @adamnick_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nerd3 going through the last six FIFA games is like me going through every single Halo game, I'll just assume going in, that there's no significant changes in each of the Halo games...

  • @callumbrown5375
    @callumbrown5375 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    people need to stop paying £40 a year for a slighty different reskin

    • @duncanthacker5074
      @duncanthacker5074 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you actually notice a reskin ? I sure didn't

    • @duncanthacker5074
      @duncanthacker5074 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you actually notice a reskin ? I sure didn't

    • @duncanthacker5074
      @duncanthacker5074 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you actually notice a reskin ? I sure didn't

    • @DarKkNgHTLI4M
      @DarKkNgHTLI4M 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CoD is more of a problem in this case then FIFA

    • @YerfdogGames
      @YerfdogGames 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No cod isn't as bad as FIFA

  • @iAmPimmiCue
    @iAmPimmiCue 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    God Football is so trashy. :/

  • @silentcustard6612
    @silentcustard6612 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    But Daaaaaaan this is soccer not football.

    • @baddriversofeurotrucksimul5759
      @baddriversofeurotrucksimul5759 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isaiah Hamby If you don't know about USA being the only country of more than 200 to call football soccer, you're too young to be on TH-cam.

    • @goblinsbones
      @goblinsbones 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *facepalm* dumb American can't comprehend that people call stuff differently

    • @silentcustard6612
      @silentcustard6612 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dumb people thinking I was being serious. Wow that's like so new to me.

    • @silentcustard6612
      @silentcustard6612 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I went out of my way to sound sarcastic

    • @Qeelk
      @Qeelk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isaiah Hamby Unfortunately, sarcasm really doesn't come across well in text, and it's not too hard to believe that someone over the internet might say that seriously.

  • @Ingestedbanjo
    @Ingestedbanjo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I bought Fifa 95, thinking it looked like a fun game - I got a bit bored of it after a few hours myself, but my brother... I apparently sparked a lifelong passion for him and now he bugs me to play these games whenever I see him.

    • @Micsma
      @Micsma 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Patrik333 my brother had the great idea to threaten my mother and sister with death because they talked with his wife. not about anything in particular, just how they're doing.
      so you know, I'd play some fifa with my brother, if i could.

  • @georgearkwright5353
    @georgearkwright5353 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9 minutes in and yu are every football fan ever. proud of you.

  • @tomchubby1438
    @tomchubby1438 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    ahhh the memories came flooding back when dan started screaming at the screen for every "fifa foul".

  • @JWMUFC02
    @JWMUFC02 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my god the nerd3 vid ive wanted since 2012

  • @slothmcslothson2843
    @slothmcslothson2843 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can honestly say I was more excited watching this than watching actual football.

  • @LlorracTN
    @LlorracTN 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:50 "FUTBAL BATAL!"

  • @zaaxi7424
    @zaaxi7424 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nerd3 I have a challenge for you- FIFA 15 play as a one star team vs a five star team, keep playing until you score one goal against your opponent AI on legendary settings!

  • @Tenn1ng
    @Tenn1ng 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have noticed your humor has sligthly changed from Early Simpsons to Rick & Morty

  • @MechanicalBullseye
    @MechanicalBullseye 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I left the video running on the background. When I came back I thought Dan was playing the same game. Holy shit.

  • @drf0rk
    @drf0rk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You had fun....admit it :) Also thanks for the NZ shoutout...we sure do have green grass

  • @TrevormaybeAlex
    @TrevormaybeAlex 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice to hear Dan singing a bit of Wang Chung's Dance Hall Days!

  • @tomadams5800
    @tomadams5800 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I liked it when he kicked it into the awesome thing that Dan found

  • @contentcorrupted612
    @contentcorrupted612 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Yeah he was a character, he was the crazy girl on the train"- Dan Hardcastle 2015

  • @peeledapples4176
    @peeledapples4176 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is really bringing out Dan's inner Essex.

  • @IseeSandvich
    @IseeSandvich 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    When Dan saw the goal keeper's name:
    Christ on a bike!
    When I saw the goal keeper's name:
    Christ on a fridge magnet!

  • @Cplstrappi
    @Cplstrappi 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching Dan play is still genuinely less painful than watching any given England match.

  • @JacktheMan1199
    @JacktheMan1199 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one hell of a video to watch on my birthday :)

  • @lewismoore6157
    @lewismoore6157 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    this will be the only fifa video I'm gonna watch

  • @lunarlunatic274
    @lunarlunatic274 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have a feeling Dan would enjoy American Football games with the tackling.

  • @SunStar64
    @SunStar64 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    They should make space-football, where giant ships play football with planets.

  • @Mrmightyturtle
    @Mrmightyturtle 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm not a massive fifa fan, but man the song selection is always FUCKING BRILLIANT.

  • @Gazzza2210
    @Gazzza2210 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Make this a series! the nerdcubed time warp