I've been watching dozens of microtech and otf videos since buying my first ultratech in plain edge, OD green. Loving the knife and loving this video even more. Not only did you provide some measurements and angle shots that most haven't, your commentary is spot on entertainment! Gracias amigo.
Also, f... those idiots that opine their knife ideologies! Your cavalier and free spirited attitude toward knives makes you a philosopher king! Your reviews provide satire, and humor, transcend us to a magical and metaphysical place! I love you bro! I had to comment twice!
Just bought the double edged Ultratech Molon Labe then I found out if i buy the single edge molon labe and line them up I can see the full Spartan helmet!!! For some reason the wife just wasnt as enthusiastic.... Laat time i share a killer idea with her!!
I actually have one with a 2017 date code, I was unaware they were hard to get and I’ve been carrying it everyday since. It’s a September date and I’ve had it since it was a month old, got it brand new and I love it. Still very cool to see that they were “hard to get” knives
Bro, just tuned in for the first time and had to sub. You have a real interesting presentation. Slipping some of these verbal jelly beans into the content is hilarious. Good times.
Your wife is probably used to the fact that you have almost 100k grown men fan boy knife/flashlight nerd subscribers. Good on you, bro. We're glad you're on the TH-cams.
"since im regular bad with money and not horrible with it" Jesus im taking that and using it. I unashamedly listened to that part 5 times, and each time I chuckled.
I just ordered my first Microtech UltraTech last week, great knives. Awesome video dude, subscribed within the first 20 seconds because of your sense of humor lol good stuff 💯
I’m certain that you just got more use out of that Boba Knifett than any other person that owns one. Probably their most prized possession that never sees the inside of a pocket. Just found your channel. I dig the no nonsense (but still with a pinch of nonsense) style of videos. Much love from Texas!
This is some DJ Peach Cobbler level genius. 1 Minute in and I’m an immediate fan. I came here for the Microtech review. I stayed for the man behind the knife cutting cardboard. 🤝
I absolutely no nothing about knives. But im subscribed to your channel because you are hilarious and have great voiceovers of your content. Very high quality stuff. Im not sure how niche knife reviews are but Im sure you will gain followers rapidly.
AKB is the best knife YTber! This guy is great on so many levels. I watch all his vids multiple times. Please support this channel, we don't want to lose him...
Sorry, I'm not educated at all russian guy (luckily I'm fully self identified MAN). And I'd like to leave my small opinion to your video overview of knife production industry product. Let me introduce myself.. or heck it. Thanks, man! Hopefully threre are still some healthy-minded men, that are keeping their interests on the same things. So we are, your viewers, can get some reliable opinions regarding some truly important things! I love this otf knifes, unfortunately, basing on currency rates, it's cheaper for me to get some AK, then imported knives. But. I really like sebenza, or collection bm 551 of m4 steel. And for sure, i loved my microtech , that i siddenly lost in siberian taiga. And this video gave me enough reasons to fall in live with one new knife. And i can't do anything with it except, to tell you, guys, that, this is the way 😬 P.s. suddenly, i can't explain the reason for my preferences. It could be the commentor's voice, or unique apeearence. Or our national love for bounty hunting, who knows🤔
I hope they make a "Mandalorian" version of this knife. I've also pulled the trigger on a Kailash kukri. I ordered the Panawal. When my wife asks me about it I'm going to blame you. 👍🥃
The slightly curved belly makes this tanto looks appealing, to me anyway. I like tanto with a straight spine, but always feel that it looks harsh that way. That little bit of a curve on the belly makes it look so much better.
I’m waiting for the Duane “Dog” Chapman bounty hunter knife. It will probably be made by Schrade and have a faux denim grips with gold inlays. Yeah.. definitely spring assist and around 30 bucks. You bougie Microtech owners can pay as much for a knife as I paid for my Hi Point.
I'd like to request a preferred bathroom knife video. I like to choose a knife based on potential time I'm about to spend, what I can examine on the knife, and the unrealistic situation "what if someone tries to attack me while I'm in here" knife.
These videos are like beatnik poetry. Except instead of a hipster cafe: it’s set in the backyard of that neighbor you’ve never spoken to but wonder, “why is he always filming himself cutting up cardboard and drinking beer?”, every time you peek out the blinds while taking a dump. “A love letter to knives. A comment on the knife community. A refreshing and unique review channel.” 5⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
I find your commentary dry, cerebral and distasteful. Therefore I enjoyed it thoroughly. Wood pulp separation has never been so enthralling. Kudos on my subscribing. You are one of the proud, the few, the dozens to unlock that achievement. Great, Kid… Don’t get cocky!
I handled an UltraTech once. As soon as I fired it, some chest hair burst from my skin, so I put it down and vowed not to ever picked one up again. It made me feel so manly, so powerful; I could feel the blood of my enemies dripping down my hand and wrist. I just liked it so much, I knew that if I bought one, I would look like a gorilla in a week, ‘cause yer know, ain’t nothin’ manlier than a gorilla. Well that and the obscene price tag.
"Sorry, for those viewers in the South who may not have Disney+, the phrase 'this is the way' roughly translated is 'if you don't like it get out'..........." 🤣 I love this channel
Who knows if you will see this comment or even respond. Ive missed out on a lot of your videos sadly but Im getting back into your channel. I bought the combat troodon roughly a month ago. Is spent 500 (ish) on it... Much to my ladys dismay. I love it and it has treated me well. Bought a double edged one because I dream to be john wick or idk. I think it is worth the money but its just my opinion
I bought a cobra tech otf because of your vids. I went with “expensive enough to make my friends think I’m knife ballin and people like you thinking.... well he didn’t get the Amazon 30 dollar otf.” And yes I did buy an amazon one to just to test against my cobra. The cobra is much much better. So yeah... anyways ...thanks , I think.
Best knife review EVER. Well shot, informative, intelligent, funny, and entertaining. Gotta love a knife review that doesn't take itself too seriously, while still being more informative than other reviews that do. Kudos
Which is higher- percentage of combat knives that get used in combat or the percentage of glass breakers that get used to break glass? Fighting a greasy pizza box into the recycling container doesn’t count and neither does breaking a beer bottle just to see if it works.
To be honest, there's nothing like taking a $400-600 knife and just stab it in to stuff 😁 or a $3300 katana and cut a refrigerator box! Pure bliss brother 👍. Love the videos and the commentary no offense is probably the best part of your videos. Stay safe brother!
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These are the real knife reviews we don't need, but deserve.
I bought an Ultratech "MILF Hunter" on Wish. Legit?
LOL!!
And does it help with milf hunting activities? Because if not I will get a totally legit 9900000mAh powerbank.
I’d buy that for a dollar !
I legit bought a micro tech clone on aliexpress to compare and contrast. Lemme see its shite
I'd buy just for the name alone.
I'll play the double dragon video in the house while I sit outside reading. Ok?
That’s perfect, and all I ask. Just let it play!
😁
I've been watching dozens of microtech and otf videos since buying my first ultratech in plain edge, OD green. Loving the knife and loving this video even more. Not only did you provide some measurements and angle shots that most haven't, your commentary is spot on entertainment! Gracias amigo.
Also, f... those idiots that opine their knife ideologies! Your cavalier and free spirited attitude toward knives makes you a philosopher king! Your reviews provide satire, and humor, transcend us to a magical and metaphysical place! I love you bro! I had to comment twice!
Dude you gonna go down on this guy or?
@@dustinewing7974
🚯🚫❌
“Since I’m regular bad with money and not horrible with i just went with the $325 ultra tech toy” 😂😂😂
Just bought the double edged Ultratech Molon Labe then I found out if i buy the single edge molon labe and line them up I can see the full Spartan helmet!!! For some reason the wife just wasnt as enthusiastic....
Laat time i share a killer idea with her!!
Best knife review ever!!! You would win a Grammy if there was such a thing for you tube knife videos.
I too, don’t fire as hard as I did in February. I blame the lockdown.
Lockdown dick is a real condition.
I actually have one with a 2017 date code, I was unaware they were hard to get and I’ve been carrying it everyday since. It’s a September date and I’ve had it since it was a month old, got it brand new and I love it. Still very cool to see that they were “hard to get” knives
Your “interstate . . . condom” comment was amazing.
You truly are a wordsmith.
Easily one of the best knife reviews ever
Bro, just tuned in for the first time and had to sub. You have a real interesting presentation. Slipping some of these verbal jelly beans into the content is hilarious. Good times.
I haven't watched you in a while. You haven't changed. Awesome video man. Cool knife too.
I can't put into words how much I enjoy these videos. Very funny.
finally the most enthusiastic knife bro uploads
Your wife is probably used to the fact that you have almost 100k grown men fan boy knife/flashlight nerd subscribers. Good on you, bro. We're glad you're on the TH-cams.
I don't know how I got here but soooo happy I did. Legit- best narration on any knife review. Well done!
"since im regular bad with money and not horrible with it" Jesus im taking that and using it. I unashamedly listened to that part 5 times, and each time I chuckled.
Ive been looking forward to this review since you teased it a while ago! And if anyone is a "well lubed tactical machine" its the Advanced Knife Bro!
I had no idea frontal nudity was an option with the game reviews. If so, I vote for that one. Thanks.
THIS IS THE WAY !!!
I just ordered my first Microtech UltraTech last week, great knives. Awesome video dude, subscribed within the first 20 seconds because of your sense of humor lol good stuff 💯
Three years later and this is one of the funniest videos on TH-cam. Also, you got a great taste in kicks, my dude. Asics rule.
Thanks for the shout out!!
I’m certain that you just got more use out of that Boba Knifett than any other person that owns one. Probably their most prized possession that never sees the inside of a pocket. Just found your channel. I dig the no nonsense (but still with a pinch of nonsense) style of videos. Much love from Texas!
Thanks for giving me 12 minutes of peace after the election.
My bro returns! Just yesterday I found my first folder I bought after your review years ago...
This man is way overdue for his 1 million subscribers. Sub'd. Just doing my part...
936,000 people: are you listening to this???
Sub’d a long time ago. Think he was around 1k or so.....
This is some DJ Peach Cobbler level genius. 1 Minute in and I’m an immediate fan. I came here for the Microtech review. I stayed for the man behind the knife cutting cardboard. 🤝
I absolutely no nothing about knives. But im subscribed to your channel because you are hilarious and have great voiceovers of your content. Very high quality stuff. Im not sure how niche knife reviews are but Im sure you will gain followers rapidly.
In regards to your first sentence, that makes two of us.
AKB is the best knife YTber! This guy is great on so many levels. I watch all his vids multiple times. Please support this channel, we don't want to lose him...
Do you... not talk to your guns on long drives?
How else am I supposed to distract them from their fear of driving?
Fug dude this was a great one, nice laughs. Can’t own these where I live.
Microtechs are my favorite. I’m also empty inside.
Me too buddy, me too.
Sameee
Sorry, I'm not educated at all russian guy (luckily I'm fully self identified MAN). And I'd like to leave my small opinion to your video overview of knife production industry product. Let me introduce myself.. or heck it. Thanks, man! Hopefully threre are still some healthy-minded men, that are keeping their interests on the same things. So we are, your viewers, can get some reliable opinions regarding some truly important things! I love this otf knifes, unfortunately, basing on currency rates, it's cheaper for me to get some AK, then imported knives. But. I really like sebenza, or collection bm 551 of m4 steel. And for sure, i loved my microtech , that i siddenly lost in siberian taiga. And this video gave me enough reasons to fall in live with one new knife. And i can't do anything with it except, to tell you, guys, that, this is the way 😬
P.s. suddenly, i can't explain the reason for my preferences. It could be the commentor's voice, or unique apeearence. Or our national love for bounty hunting, who knows🤔
the faded used look looks awesome
Bro I F’n love your content!! “Chefs kiss” amazing!!
First video I have seen of yours, very funny ! Subbed!!!
I hope they make a "Mandalorian" version of this knife.
I've also pulled the trigger on a Kailash kukri. I ordered the Panawal. When my wife asks me about it I'm going to blame you. 👍🥃
Refreshing and hilarious. The knife world needed a true blue knife reviewing ninja and wordsmith. Good stuff. Subscribed.
The slightly curved belly makes this tanto looks appealing, to me anyway. I like tanto with a straight spine, but always feel that it looks harsh that way. That little bit of a curve on the belly makes it look so much better.
I’m waiting for the Duane “Dog” Chapman bounty hunter knife. It will probably be made by Schrade and have a faux denim grips with gold inlays. Yeah.. definitely spring assist and around 30 bucks. You bougie Microtech owners can pay as much for a knife as I paid for my Hi Point.
☝🏼🤣🤣🤣
jUsT aS gUuuuUUUUuuuDddd!!!!
I'd like to request a preferred bathroom knife video. I like to choose a knife based on potential time I'm about to spend, what I can examine on the knife, and the unrealistic situation "what if someone tries to attack me while I'm in here" knife.
Poop knives can be pretty versatile.
@@QuickQuips Indeed. You have to balance protection and enough things to inspect on the knife. Lol.
Who knew comments could feel so good
Thank you for this. This is exactly what i needed today.
best microtech review ive seen yet. f'n killin it Bro
Wow, thanks for the content, found a new channel i love
Three week old video??
Well it’s an older video, but it checks out
This guy gets it!
Microtech should make a mandalorian version knife. This is the way
These videos are like beatnik poetry.
Except instead of a hipster cafe: it’s set in the backyard of that neighbor you’ve never spoken to but wonder, “why is he always filming himself cutting up cardboard and drinking beer?”, every time you peek out the blinds while taking a dump.
“A love letter to knives. A comment on the knife community. A refreshing and unique review channel.” 5⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
yesss talkin about the important stuff now xd
I’m getting one. I love my Ultratech. My favorite jeans have a nice worn spot where I carry it.
Love the content. My state just legalized autos, and brass nuckles for some reason, guess the flea markets have pull at the capital
You are my hero and everything I aspire to be.
The fully serrated version is the original. Yours is the consolation prize.
Good thing they made the plain edge- I can’t handle the fully serrated lifestyle.
Are you planning to review any bigger knife (like over 8 inches bladelength) soon?
I am not so much into high end pocket knives....
Your use of Modelo Negra in the video makes you
a legit dude to
Me.
Wow. I'm intrigued. That's the greatest intro to a knife review I've ever come across. Let's see where this goes.
Did not disappoint.
I find your commentary dry, cerebral and distasteful. Therefore I enjoyed it thoroughly. Wood pulp separation has never been so enthralling. Kudos on my subscribing. You are one of the proud, the few, the dozens to unlock that achievement.
Great, Kid… Don’t get cocky!
Love your sense of humor. Subbed
Man this video gave me so many laughs. Great sense of humor. Sub’d!
I enjoyed this video. Very well done. :-D
I handled an UltraTech once. As soon as I fired it, some chest hair burst from my skin, so I put it down and vowed not to ever picked one up again.
It made me feel so manly, so powerful; I could feel the blood of my enemies dripping down my hand and wrist.
I just liked it so much, I knew that if I bought one, I would look like a gorilla in a week, ‘cause yer know, ain’t nothin’ manlier than a gorilla.
Well that and the obscene price tag.
"Sorry, for those viewers in the South who may not have Disney+, the phrase 'this is the way' roughly translated is 'if you don't like it get out'..........." 🤣 I love this channel
As a Missourian, I approve of this knife/Star Wars/internet culture review
Fantastic video, funny! Love Microtech.
Who knows if you will see this comment or even respond. Ive missed out on a lot of your videos sadly but Im getting back into your channel. I bought the combat troodon roughly a month ago. Is spent 500 (ish) on it... Much to my ladys dismay. I love it and it has treated me well. Bought a double edged one because I dream to be john wick or idk. I think it is worth the money but its just my opinion
I read and saw!
Hey MARK. Any chance on giving us the lowdown on a Becker 62 next to your Esee PK4? I am trying to decide and I need your input. Yes. I said 'need.'
I appreciate You.
I love OTF knives
John wick level cutting skills
Benchmade Fact needs more love. 🎀🖤🎀
If you like Star Wars you gotta love this knife imo.
That dead lock is sweet
I didn't see the NES review in my feed. But I found when I decided to see if you'd posted anything lately. Bloody TH-cam.
Originals from 2016 or 2017 are about 500 profit now. One sold recently on Arizona custom knives for 800
My favorite microtech so far
This is the best knife review channel ever! You should try the Olfa CK2, it brings out the cheapskate in everyone.
The Young Lad has a way with the words.
And also box cutting.
Man if TH-cam would stop there Algorithms Issues, AK Bro might get 1 million subzero’s.
“KILL... MAKE MORE TH-cam VIDEOS...”
Tallnesses!
I see and like no matter what
Love the comments, this is hilarious
Im like 40 seconds in and im already subscribed.
No need to just hold the knife for a half hour. I find a minute works pretty good! 🤣🤣🤣. Love your videos Bro! Thanks
Is it tanto or tanto, I know you said it differently in your head.
I say tanto, but tanto is ok too
How would a Japanese person say it? With an a pronounced the way it is in: father.
I just call it tonto
Potato tomato
I bought a cobra tech otf because of your vids. I went with “expensive enough to make my friends think I’m knife ballin and people like you thinking.... well he didn’t get the Amazon 30 dollar otf.” And yes I did buy an amazon one to just to test against my cobra. The cobra is much much better. So yeah... anyways ...thanks , I think.
Best knife review EVER. Well shot, informative, intelligent, funny, and entertaining. Gotta love a knife review that doesn't take itself too seriously, while still being more informative than other reviews that do. Kudos
Greatest video of all time
They should make a liteSabre™️ grind. That’s right. You know, “They”.
Van Gogh 😉👍🏻reference. No video is complete without one.
This video makes me very happy. Fucking love it! Keep it up. I think this is as far as you can get from nutnfancy
Garand Thumb
Food Wishes
Advanced Knife Bro
Super solid straight man humor!
He’s got skillz. Comment to pay the bills.
I saw him talk with his face once. It was a sight to behold indeed.
F* up that cardboard good, boy!
I was number 1200 to like this video.. well thats not entirely true but it makes me feel better for my like.
Microtech saw the number of TH-cam vids with people “Bobba fett-ing” their brand new gear and cashed in on that demo!
Which is higher- percentage of combat knives that get used in combat or the percentage of glass breakers that get used to break glass? Fighting a greasy pizza box into the recycling container doesn’t count and neither does breaking a beer bottle just to see if it works.
That’s a tough one!
Think it's going to be close.....to zero
To be honest, there's nothing like taking a $400-600 knife and just stab it in to stuff 😁 or a $3300 katana and cut a refrigerator box! Pure bliss brother 👍. Love the videos and the commentary no offense is probably the best part of your videos. Stay safe brother!
Imagine having $3300 to spend on a sword.
It's Discontinued knife now and love mine.
the man cuts up cardboard with his switchblade while drinking a Modelo Negra. A true man amongst men