How to Invade the Star Wars Galaxy
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Today, we look at how to Invade the Star Wars Galaxy - with a focus on the mistakes made by the Yuuzhan Vong and others. All that on today's Star Wars Legends Lore video!
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If the sequels taught me anything just blow up the capital planet and bada bing bada boom you can just move in and take over and people won’t care.
You are a pirate, I’m surprised you even know what that means!
But what if there are trillions of planets in the galaxy? "Realistically" speaking, there should be millions of Coruscants and ruling over the entire galaxy should be impossible
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@@yourstruly4817 Shhh
don't tell disney that
@@PolskiKrajowa well, time to clear that from my browser history
How to invade the Star Wars galaxy:
*V I T E R A M E N*
Lmao...
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Ngl, these noodles are actually good, I recommend them.
Lol
1) Set up in the Unknown Regions
2) Gradually consolidate power, build strength and expand across entire region
3) Reactivate the Droid army and take over Droid Industry
4) Wait for prolonged peace
5) Seize Hutt Space
6) Blitzkrieg Outer Rim
7) Launch Invasion
Step 8 focus on the hydian and Corelli hyperspace lanes to prevent mobilization.
Step 9 capture coruscant and Alsakan to win a moral victory.
Step 10 take the big industrial areas (Corellia, Kuat, etc)
*Anschluss the outer rim
@@deriznohappehquite Yeah scratch that
Blitzkrieg Hutt Space
Annex Outer Rim
@@jehanbhandal2480 tbh step 10 I would change. And it would be step 1 or 2.
Destroy industrial super hubs.
Shatter things like Kuat's orbital ring, drop a moon on Corellia. Destroy the galaxies ability to wage war before the war even begins.
That said I would also have a few different steps
1: Have FTL that doesn't need hyperspace lanes, letting you fortify locations are simply can't be reached.
2: Set up either a mobile base, or use unoccupied systems. The galaxy is huge and most of it is empty.
depending on the time period and whether this is legends or not you’d be contending with at least the chiss ascendancy and possibly thrawn’s empire of the hand, both of which have put a lot of effort into protecting the unknown regions from weird and dangerous enemies or, in the hand’s case, another extra-galactic invasion force
I seriously bet Eckhart and Grand Admiral Thrawn would get along greatly
Thrawn:Ah a man of my own Eckhart, some-Wan who understands 3-D Chiss.
No because he lost ackbar in ep 1 of his threatens revenge campaign
Mabey they could play naval chess
Lmao he’d have Eckhartsladder signed up and processed straight to the seventh fleet
But does he study art?
Eck: here's how to invade the star wars universe
Yuzong Vong: Write that down write that down!!!
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This is a definite yes for more content on this topic - and what's be even better is more than one video!
@@michaelandreipalon359 :(
NRMD: *writes down*
Tachikawa: *writes down*
Covenant: *writes down*
UNSC: *writes down*
One Piece World Government: we'd write that down but we don't even have the technology for space exploration.
How to invade the Star Wars galaxy:
Use The High Ground
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@@PolskiKrajowa Thank you?
@@calw.9373 what did he sent?
@@kaasappel123 A strange Donald Duck animation or whatever
@@LuchtLeiderNederland lol
It’s pretty simple just hire 3 different directors and don’t have them coordinate with each other. Then boom the entire galaxy is yours ... somehow
*and fire one of them to replace them with the first
@@MistahFox that always works
@@MistahFox Can we file a restraining order on JJ Abrams on behalf of all established universes? He just makes his bad fanfic canon every time.
I think i already heard of theses guys, true profissionals
LMFAO
"How to invade the Star Wars Galaxy"
Use Biological Starship.
Hey Obi wan
It’s Vong time
I remember in one discussion between Han and some random Imperial it was said that the Galactic Empire would have steamrolled the Vong.
🙃 Then Han said "nah they'd probably just build another death star or something"
:) Makes me miss Legends.
@@spiffygonzales5899 I remember that quote, he said that but a bit more seriously.
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“Just a single flood spore can wipe out an entire species”
OK
Aaaand A single key mind can invade a galaxy.
Right?
@@darthgamer2014 a grave mind enough
@@ur-didact1991 Perhaps, but why stop there?
@@darthgamer2014 I have seen enough death from that parasite, my brothers were all dead in the battle of greater ark, our Galaxy has suffered enough, and I don't want the fate of our Galaxy perceived by that beautiful calm inadvanced primitive Galaxy which doesn't deserve this fate....
Step 1: get the forerunners as your allies step 2: conquest your way to coruscant
Step 1: drop off the flood in the core.
Step 2: watch the galaxy fall.
Haha flood spores go brrr
@@eclipsexgaming1169 The flood would love coruscant
@@imitationcrabmeat474 yep and the Jedi to feed of their force energy
@@imitationcrabmeat474 But is the effort..... PROFITABLEEEEEEEEEE!?!?!??
Easy, just set up a huge sign that says. “WE HAVE OIL.”
*fortunate son plays*
*Freedom and Democracy initialized*
Americans: **heavy breathing**
THAT SHIT IS MINE!!!!!!
We have come for your liquid gold
How to invade the Star Wars galaxy:
Step 1: Hire Eck as head strategist and assault coordinator
Step 2: Relax as the enemy forces crumble under Eck’s unquestioned tactical superiority
Amazing
Not overkill enough. Also get Thrall under Eck's command somehow.
The easiest way to conquer the galaxy: let doofenshmirtz build up the galaxy weapons and ships... and when the time has come, let him push the self-destruction button and everyone will be defenseless against the invading army
you're right
Lowkey the plot of Rogue One
@@michaelandreipalon359 Galen Erso putting a weakness in the Death Star like Doof's self destruct buttons.
Funny
Moar! This deserves a whole series actually.
Step one : steal Reys Plot Armor
1) secure the keys!
@@Joshua_N-A step 2 assend from darkness
@@Joshua_N-A 2) WE TAKE THE STAR WARS GALAXY!!
How to invade the Star Wars galaxy:
Step One: Engineer Adeptus Astartes.
Step Two: Invade.
Me, a Vong: *furiously taking notes*
britain: "The sun never sets on the British Empire!"
murica: *"OIL?"*
And the out of context award goes to...
Let's be honest, the British would invade if they had tea.
it's a joke, dude, have a sense of humor.
@Sheev Palpatine where the hell did u visit
well, it's the internet, mate.
"How to invade the Star Wars Galaxy"
> Ecksladder creates a Eckhart Navy to invade the Star wars galaxy and win everything from the sheer knowledge of how the galaxy and people works.
Along with the scouting, you might also want to eliminate/assassinate key political, military, and civilian leaders. Sow confusion in the process, possibly leading to some infighting among the enemy.
step 1: start resonance cascade
step 2: wait until universal union (Combine) arrived
step 3: March to coruscant
Step 4: Gman does something?
Step 5: Victory.
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If im correct doesn't the combine not only own multiple galaxies but multiple universes?
@@DrVadGun yes
@@DrVadGun so the war probably end about a week
What I’d do if I were to invade the Star Wars galaxy would be to start by taking at least the majority of the unknown regions since nobody really know what’s out there and there’s not much there can can seriously oppose you (maybe I’d do some espionage to make sure nobody goes out there to find out what’s going on). Then once most of it is under my control, I’d send in massive battle groups through the deep core of the galaxy to take major industrial centers in the inner core like Corellia and Kuat. Then once that’s done and the enemy has lost their major shipbuilding worlds, we can start to mop up remaining forces in the outer rim.
Ohh... so you would do a fallout new Vegas brotherhood of steel strat hide and make sure no one comes and build up a force
Don't forget to cut off communications of those planets before seizing them. If they only go radio silent and scouts sent to investigate don't respond it will delay enemy response. Disabling communication is key. If the enemy doesn't know what they have already lost it makes even easier to take more and more territory at your own pace.
step 1: teleport behind them
step 2: they're already dead
1. Call the Imperial Inquisition
2. Tell them about that false Emperor called Palpatine
3. Watch it happen
A guy in a robe has nothing on the God-Emperor.
ONI: QUICK WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!
Oh boi
The Imperium: Hmm, interesting.
Just don't send the Lamenters and we'll be fine. Those glorious hawk bois need a break goddammit 😥
Send the Astates and the Guard.
The Empire would rek the shit out of the Imperium.
@@spiffygonzales5899 Probably not. It would most likely turn into a protracted war that could take decades or centuries with no decisive victor.
Two big empires with a galaxy's worth of resources fighting over universal scale distances is a slow conflict at best.
@@spiffygonzales5899 I agree the Starwars Legends could defend very well against any invader. The Galatic Empire could destroy the Imperium and the Rebel Alliance of the New Republic could destroy the Imperium of 40K also too.
How to invade the Star wars galaxy
Step 1: bribe the Sith with vite Ramen
Step 2: Profit
With a bunch of living ships. Dovan Bazils don’t hurt though
How about a Tyranid Hive Fleet?
Step 1: tell the old republic where Exegol is
Step 2: take over when the jedi are distracted
“make the galaxy hate each other” hmm kinda sounds familiar, maybe that's just me though
You are the Senate.
The Galactic sentinels will keep this in mind for counter movements against any future invasions
"I can't think of anything more spicy than blockade logistics"
seriously tho i do want to check out that ramen
The unknown regions I might be careful with lol....the mgnal mgnal is out there somewhere
I'm starting my invasion on friday. These tips and tricks will definitely ensure my complete domination!
Step 1: Build army of commando droids
Step 2: pop some popcorn and watch whatever faction they fight get sliced better than Gordon Ramsay ever could.
I saw the video in my notifications and immediately thought "Do continue"
The best time to invade would probably be around 100 BBY
How to invade the Star wars galaxy : tell the Black Templars an entire galaxy has a false emperor.
The best way to destroy Star Wars, is to sell the Franchise to Disney. Works in no time at all.
~* Nine years later.........*~
Droids are an amazing addition, as war progresses of your invasion, supply lines start stretching thin, using droids to self-maintain the invasion and replace your dead soldiers/ships is a great way to keep up the pressure on the enemy.
Easy: just bring the soviet union army while blasting an earrape version of their anthem
Say that the translation of coruscant is berlin
Why not Combine the US, with the USSR, with Revolutionary France
@@Bluesonofman it wouldn't work all the three are too different in ideology, specially revolutionary France.
@@MarcosAlexandre-no3qx some say France was the first communist Revolution. No what I am thinking is an Accerationist American Revolution, with the furfver of the French Revolution and the USSR’s Population. Bankers, Communists, and Corporate Heads will all be Scalped. Eat the State! Eat the State! Eat the State! Privatize the means of Production! Corporations are tools of the State and must burn! It’s our natural right to own military grade weapons!
The Ewoks could probably hold the Soviet Army on their own
Video idea: How to defend the galaxy from an invasion.
good now i can invade the star wars galaxy. Thanks for the help eck.
#askeck I have some questions and ideas for videos.
1. Yuuzhaan vong vs celestials
2. 5-10 Yuuzhaan vong world ships vs the mothership from Independence Day resurgence
3. Iokath (with all of their creations)vs the republic or empire
4. Supremacy MSD vs Covenant super carrier
5.Reaper invasion vs Yuuzhaan vong
6.Executor vs 2 (maybe 3) UNSC Infinities
7.Since the tie advanced x1 has 4 engines doesn’t that mean it’s not a tie because T.I.E means Twin ion engine and the tie advanced has 4
Plz somebody respond
Q.I.E
there. ya happy?
That's easy just put a large sign that says France on Coruscant and show them to the Germans.
*BLITZKERIG INTENSIFIES*
(Sorry France.)
Orks: Waaaghhhh!!!!
From a tactics perspective on invasion, one big element is to remove your actions from egocentric thinking and the cultural importance of certain planets. Invading core worlds or densely populated worlds to make a statement and draw attention is a good way for other more powerful factions in the galaxy to rally against you. If I were commanding a galactic invasion the first priority would be to starve opponents of resources they need while supplying your own forces. This tactic fits especially well with a droid army where you can use certain weapons to 'salt the earth' to make living things have a more difficult time fighting you or removing the incentive to try to take back conquered worlds. Something that seems pretty consistent with the force users is that they are living creatures, and if you needed to fight them long term the best strategy is to obscure or destroy recorded knowledge about the force while interrupting or sabotaging recruitment efforts to train more force users. Really skilled force users are nigh unstoppable against non-force users, so is you're able to fight a longer conflict your goal should be to make it impossible for their to be more trained force users when you can so their ranks are depleted over time. However there needs to be some urgency since if the Jedi or Sith realize what you're trying to do they'll come up with techniques to get around your efforts to exterminate them.
How to rule the galaxy:
Step 1: defeat the droid attack on the wookies
Step 2: make another happy landing
Step 3: try spinning, that's a good trick
Step 4: become the senate
Step 5: become one with the high ground
Step 6: dew it
Following this guide will give you unlimited power.
I actually thought of this before from the perspective of my own writing. I would essentially just take over Kamino, then make an unending clone army to conquer other key parts of the galaxy. Now, the universe I created has a way to utilize cosmic energy that regenerates itself so they have infinite energy which they use for fuel, weapons and other stuff.
My universe would have a decently easy time invading the Star Wars Galaxy, honestly and that’s just me using one army from my writing. The others don’t really have space travel though, aside from the faction that was defeated and absorbed by the one I’m using.
I've made up a few factions, star wars and non-star wars, and I would specifically use this faction that can convert planets into giant space stations that use powerful tractor beams and mining lasers to harvest the recourses of a planet. They're also lead by artificial intelligence that are probably more effective than Thrawn. All you need to do is send in a single one of these stations controlled by a super AI, begin harvesting planets in wild space and building a fleet. Maybe even construct other superstations. When the time is right, start by going around or through the core and basically blitzkrieg and go destroy Kuat, Mon Calamari, Coruscant, etc.
The true way to do it, literally Spartan II’s after that the UNSC Navy, equals win, of course OSDT’s and Marines are needed also. Oh,Keyes and Cortana.
Hate the meme but...-
Green Goblin: Desperate times call for desperate measures... *pocket* sand!
“How to invade the star wars galaxy”
*The sith and the Yuzong Vong wants to know your location*
Step:1 develop all types of technologies.
Step:2 Build black hole bomb
Step:3 deploy flood
Step:4 form borders with large territories. Allow combat zones with pirates. Abolish slavery by improvising with robots workers. Make everyone including crime lords happy. Without brutal rule all civilians must be happy.
“I can’t think of anything more spicy than blockade logistics”
I love you.
Strategy: Coordinated suprise attacks on mayor shipyards like Kuat, Fondor, Corellia, Mon Calla, etc. When these are fully destroyed consolidate your fleets into few large(maybe around 100 capital ships) Battlegroups. Use these to systematicaly attack smaller fleets. With this strategy they will be forced to either consolidate their forces in the core and abandon most of the galaxy or be wittled down and defeated with no option to replace most losses
what if the empire or CIS invaded earth would be cool
CIS: we would like to acquire your defense contractors.
@@Joshua_N-A Defense Contractors: For how much?
"I can't think of anything spicier than blockade logistics" LMAO
I know it’s not Star Wars but what he is describing sounds a lot like dominion strategy from Star Trek.
The Founders are wise
Scary thought: What if the Borg weren't killed by 7 of 9 after all? Imagine how many ships they would send to assimilate the species that managed to wipe a whole fleet of theirs... and even crack their own code 😶
@@spiffygonzales5899 I assume you mean the end of Voyager, and I don't think that the Borg were wiped out. At best, they were set back 5-10 years. But remember, the Borg are efficient, they won't succumb to revenge, and in Dark Frontier the Queen is thinking of a virus to assimilate Earth as opposed to a direct assault like in First Contact and Best of Both Worlds
@@Lonewolf-dy5yb
True. Also about the revenge thing, I meant more about how when something harms them it peaks their interest and they'll go to extremes to assimilate it.
Honestly I'd love to see the end of how they handled that one unknown species.
@@spiffygonzales5899 I'm pretty sure they decided to ignore them as they weren't a threat unless the Borg went back to finish what they started, which I doubt they'd do after the massive casualties of the first war.
As for Earth, maybe there would be a massive invasion, but considering how far away Earth is from the edge of Borg space it wouldn't be practical, especially since we've seen that Cardassians, Romulans, and Klingons will work against a common enemy, and I doubt there would be a hard time convincing them that the Borg was a common enemy.
Personally, I think Sith Emperor Vitiate's invasion of the galaxy is still to date the greatest galactic invasion. Most perfectly planned, prepped and executed plan in Star Wars history. It does everything you outlined here and more, like secretly bribing and converting whole system governments before the invasion to have them instantly switched sides on invasion day, infrastructure and everything intact to turn on the Republic's army.
Amazing video bro!
Best way to invade the Star Wars galaxy
1. Make sure your Army originated from WarHammer 40k
2. Profit
How to Invade Star Wars Galaxy:
1. Bring Biological Technology
2. Time it so that you invade right after another Sith/Jedi war
3. Don't put all your money into superweapons
4. Bring a lot of sand to throw off Darth Vader
5. Be Freedon Nadd
6. ???
7. Profit
Talk with your highest people and decide what's best
Step one: get the British empire and give them halo tech step two: watch
Don't forget to bring the French and the Germans👍
Give it the good old Free Navy special. Pick a few key planets as targets, grab some asteroids, throw cloaking devices on those suckers, and set them on a long, slow collision trajectory. Arrange the courses so that they all hit at about the same time, and you have a superweapon which is cheap, easy to use, and completely unpredictable. Less of an invasion, and more of a terror campaign, but still. It's a start.
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The Covenant: those are some nice superweapons you got there...would be a shame if we claimed them as holy relics.
Thumbnail jumped right into my brain with a Mr Plinkett voice going "Right there; *I've done it* "
can you do the keldabe vs kandossi. a battle of 2 mandalroian ships from 2 eras
I would just invite the Pyramid Ships over. The Jedi would face the full power of the dark side.
Step 1: Drop out of Warp with a crusader fleet and colonize a planet.
Step 2: Over Populate that planet
Step 3: Repeat process in 5 more uncharted star systems
Step 4: Unleash the full might of the Imperium on the Galaxy in the name of the Man Emperor!
Step 1 yeet a single flood infected into coruscant
I’ve missed videos like this!
WOW!!! Perfect Timing for uploading this video Eck!!! I just got on my break from college. 😌👌
“I can’t think of something more spicy than blockade logistics!”
Me too Eck, me too...
One of the best things about your videos for me personally is hearing somebody else pronounce words I've only ever read and kinda guessed on the pronunciations for. Some of them are nearly identical, others I have to use context to figure out haha
Would love to see this series continued. I think it would be fun to see how you would invade galaxies like Halo or Mass Effect
Thanks, I will need this.
World Devastator style droid foundries invading from the rim/unknown region seem like a pretty nasty way to start. All the better if you're willing to cyber people up like 40k style servitors/borg/techno union. Maybe blend together some force sensitive fleshy bits and brains and make something like an elder brain for local force control/manipulation. Oh and gravity well generators are gonna be a major asset.
Let me guess. Yuzhan Tar? Flood? Imperium of Menwhiches? Gather the Infinity stones to snap half the galaxy's population out of existence.
If you have all the infinity stones you basically have the console commands for the universe at that point. Although there was a crossover thing where the infinity gauntlet and all the stones ended up in the DC universe and although they could be recognized as something very powerful they couldn’t do anything because they were in the wrong universe
*Watches Star Wars Video*
*Here's an ad for spicy food*
Eck: "If you like spice"
Me: "...interesting choice of words," XD
Great vid as always! Keep up the good work!
I quite liked this video! More like this one please!
Great video!
Thanks, might consider doing this
Hey EckhartsLadder you should do a video on the UNSC a few years after the human covenant war invading the Star Wars galaxy during the time of the galactic empire like a couple of months before Rogue one and the battle of Scariff. I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan of your channel and I love your videos!!!!💯
Thanks mate! It worked!
thanks this will come in very handy for me
“ From all corners of the galaxy they came. In swarms that consisted of billions of life forms. World after world fell to these spacefaring creatures, turning worlds from lush planets full of life to a barren rock. With each planet fallen there numbers only grew the Republic attempted to halt the aliens but to no avail. The flood was coming.”
Thanks for the advice.
Watching EckhartsLadder is much better then paying attention to zoom class.
8:00 this is essentially a chevauchee which is where medieval armies would detach from their territory, go into enemy territory and set everything on fire. This was very good at crippling an enemy economy.
This video is perfect because I often think about how cool it'd be if the Covenant from Halo invaded the star wars universe, but their size and power scaled up to match the star wars universe.
I know the main argument for Halo vs Star Wars is that Halo takes place in one arm of a galaxy so realistically the Covenant are puny, so I'd scale up their power so that it is kept relative to what it'd be against the UNSC during the height of the covenants power.
I just think the image of CSS Cruisers fighting Venators or Phantoms and Scarabs crawling over the Jedi Temple searching for technology and information while Coruscaunt gets glassed would be such an interesting crossover story.
I have genuinly so many ideas for this
Hold on, I need to make a couple real quick phone call:
"Hello, is this the Emperor of Mankind? Yes? Ok good. So, I have something you may really like and want to have. It is an entire galaxy, do you want to help me? Yes? Ok Great! I'll get some really good equipment that you'll definitely need. Weapons, Light Speed engines and ships, and mechanical engineers to upgrade and repair your ships and equipment. Definitely. I'll be there in a month. Ok, see you then. Bye."
"Hi, is this the forerunner HQ? Yes? Ok good. I need equipment for a galactic invasion and take over. I need all of it. Yes. Everything. Me and the Emperor of Mankind. Really? Thank you. Ok, I'll be there tomorrow. Thanks. Oh, and one more thing. Do you have any extra Flood spores? You do? Great, I'll need those as well. See you tomorrow. Bye."
Now then, I'll be going now. I've got a galaxy to conquer.
nah you're all wrong, wait until after the last skywalker happens. you'll have no opposition.
Easy: Don't let them unite against you. Ally with some people to beat others. Divide and conquer Caesar style.
I mean, you can also invade from above or below the galactic plane. Probably a really effective move to blitz the capital from "above"
how to invade the galaxy successfully
step 1: be the protagonist
step 2: Profit
The Covenant thanks your advice, general EckhartLadder
Step 1: PURGE THE HERETICS
You forgot step 6: obtain the high ground