Gale is Hungry (Baldur's Gate 3 Parody)

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  • @SereglothIV
    @SereglothIV ปีที่แล้ว +10076

    "So you're fucking Gale now?"
    "I don't know, yeah, apparently."
    Way too relatable 😅

    • @DieGurke_
      @DieGurke_ ปีที่แล้ว

      So you are fucking Gay-le now?

    • @3DJMV3
      @3DJMV3 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      shit I read "so you're fucking gay now"

    • @sagittariusa7662
      @sagittariusa7662 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Regrettably yes... and it is been too long since I last saved and autosave was somehow disabled so now I am stuck in this situation. Can I say I was bi-curious so I can return to you, Shadowheart."
      Shadowheart: "Do I look like someone who would settle for Gale's sloppy seconds? Good thing he is into Mystra rather than Lady Shar. Oh great Lady Shar have my virginity."
      Lady Shar: "Put on the strap-on then pierce my divine darkness."
      *Sees Shadowheart humping the air with a strap-on.*

    • @Demulouss
      @Demulouss 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Come again?

    • @dashycorn
      @dashycorn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

      I really liked Gales first romance conversation but he said he wanted to take it slow since we have other things todo, so I decided to only flirt a bit and consider other options ( I wasnt that interested into gale anyways I was only playing around) but then suddenly, buddhism.

  • @lieselbrehmer
    @lieselbrehmer ปีที่แล้ว +9495

    I love that every single one of us heard "consume" and took it to mean "Gale straight up eats your boots"

    • @peachyplum
      @peachyplum ปีที่แล้ว +886

      I mean, the characters even say that he eats them. Wyll says he "slurped that thing up like a horse with a carrot." If you give Astarion the Necromancy of Thay and offer to give it to Gale during the corresponding cutscene, Astarion goes, "No, he's not eating this one!" 😂

    • @leafwhite6376
      @leafwhite6376 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Not me! I understand nuance

    • @zenthossohtnez8331
      @zenthossohtnez8331 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      @@leafwhite6376the magical item disappears tho, no non magical thing like a sword remains, he has to eat it

    • @leafwhite6376
      @leafwhite6376 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@zenthossohtnez8331 Presumably you wouldnt need a mundane pair of boots after the magic has been absorbed though

    • @Youtubesuckscock
      @Youtubesuckscock 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@leafwhite6376You don't know Gale's fashion sense

  • @cormorantcolors
    @cormorantcolors ปีที่แล้ว +24714

    The accidentally locking onto the Gale romance was too accurate lmao

    • @Vile_Oreo
      @Vile_Oreo ปีที่แล้ว +2277

      I was going for an evil playthrough and still tripped onto the Gale romance route even though he was against half of what I was doing. That dude is hella thirsty.

    • @oliviaurquizu8897
      @oliviaurquizu8897 ปีที่แล้ว +652

      @@Vile_Oreo Or hungry 😂👞

    • @sploofmcsterra4786
      @sploofmcsterra4786 ปีที่แล้ว +625

      Me trying to dodge gale's romance mines he's devoted the expanse of his intellect to

    • @russeshe001
      @russeshe001 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      Really need to get autosaves for when you get forced back to camp by plot at least... I had to go back to a 1.5 hour old save because I fell for the gale romance trap and didn't realize until after the fact when Karlach 'forgot' our plans :c

    • @lmoa3917
      @lmoa3917 ปีที่แล้ว +613

      I kept Gale at camp the entire time and then he decides he wants astral projection sex just because I told him not to blow himself up.

  • @MoistCrumpet
    @MoistCrumpet 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3629

    I love that Gale probably just absorbs the magic from these artefacts thus rendering them useless, but people love portraying it as Gale actually trying to eat the item.

    • @alekzanderor5489
      @alekzanderor5489 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +223

      well, non magical boots would still be boots, so if he only consumes magic from them then he should have given back their normal version!)

    • @Tropicanine
      @Tropicanine 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

      @@alekzanderor5489 he does say this is how it works when he explains it to you, but somehow game mechanic wise it doesnt

    • @boianko
      @boianko 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

      ​@@alekzanderor5489I kind of assume that having the magic forcefully drained from an object by his evil orb just damages the item beyond repair.

    • @spicywaffle_
      @spicywaffle_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

      astarion has a necromancy book and if you suggest he gives it to gale he does say "no he's not eating this one" so the characters in game portray it as that also

    • @jetex1911
      @jetex1911 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@boiankoI could see that, turning your kickass magic sword that you don't need anymore into a hunk of rust.

  • @Mezzy..
    @Mezzy.. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +953

    1:56 *”it’s my cawk.”*

    • @notabirdboy
      @notabirdboy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      **crickets fall briefly silent**

    • @356z
      @356z 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@notabirdboy not with the laughing 😂

    • @356z
      @356z 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Please tell me that's the line used in the game 😂

    • @snaifhassnan6348
      @snaifhassnan6348 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      627

    • @bonissoni1989
      @bonissoni1989 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Khhhhhaawk

  • @thebigidea9659
    @thebigidea9659 ปีที่แล้ว +9941

    Gale scampering off like some mischievous woodland creature at the end was perfect!

    • @GainsTuesday
      @GainsTuesday ปีที่แล้ว +146

      And bottomless except for stupid unsexy socks, God it's a funny visual!

    • @upneetrai
      @upneetrai ปีที่แล้ว +50

      is that what we're calling bottoms now?

    • @CrashCanuck537
      @CrashCanuck537 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      The bare ass scamper made it that much better.

    • @bargainbrandmusician
      @bargainbrandmusician 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@upneetrai NAHHH this is the one 😭😭

  • @august6316
    @august6316 ปีที่แล้ว +10032

    Glad I'm not the only one who misunderstood Gale's "magic trick".

    • @Malhaloc
      @Malhaloc ปีที่แล้ว +969

      Right? There was no warning at all for this either. Just "Hey, we're just a couple homies hanging out, doin' magic. And for my next trick, I'm gonna make my penis disappear!" Like, what?

    • @oedipusrex353
      @oedipusrex353 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      Honestly I just did it as a sorcerer so I could gloat about not being a nerd and reject him at the end

    • @voidaspects9173
      @voidaspects9173 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      See, i actually fully understood what was going on, and deliberately made the conversation go in a direction where we were just friends. And my god it made him so sad, i destroyed that poor man

    • @den_den6734
      @den_den6734 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

      Wait is that what he's talking about when he says he wants to touch the weave with me

    • @allontegreene9420
      @allontegreene9420 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      SAME ​@@voidaspects9173

  • @Awesomewithaz
    @Awesomewithaz ปีที่แล้ว +7441

    "You're romancing Gale?"
    "Yeah, apparently."
    My actual response too when I accidentally talked to him first in the camp

    • @no3ironman11100
      @no3ironman11100 ปีที่แล้ว

      So that's it then? You're fucking GAY-LE now are you?

    • @krajce1
      @krajce1 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      I also wanted to see the magic trick ... its like you want candy i have some in my van type of approach

    • @caiocarvalho8844
      @caiocarvalho8844 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      You still can see his magic trick without leaning towards sex tho

    • @tylercarrol5213
      @tylercarrol5213 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

      ​@@krajce1you boys like baldur's gate 3? I got some baldur's gate 3 in my van

    • @bill-or-somthingbill4390
      @bill-or-somthingbill4390 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It was optimal!

  • @crowsenpai5625
    @crowsenpai5625 ปีที่แล้ว +1228

    2:01 “well then why is yours out too?”
    “Because YOU ATE MY DAMN UNDERWEAR, GALE!”

    • @snaifhassnan6348
      @snaifhassnan6348 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      814

    • @ShadowtheRonin
      @ShadowtheRonin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      "Severing Gale's hand to preventing him eating my magic pants" is something I didn't think I'd ever type.

    • @ashutoshtripathi.
      @ashutoshtripathi. หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Why you wearing magic underwear

    • @crowsenpai5625
      @crowsenpai5625 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @ashutoshtripathi temperature regulating and never chafes.

  • @thesilliestgoose5990
    @thesilliestgoose5990 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +856

    Honestly considering Gale is literally 2 days away from dying at all times, he’s pretty polite about asking to *not die.*

    • @slaayerr1
      @slaayerr1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      Being fair, me and my friend made it through most of act 2 and still haven't fed that gremlin. We just don't talk to him and let him sit in camp with his condition lmao

    • @chainsawboy2388
      @chainsawboy2388 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@slaayerr1by act 2 his the orb would have been sat d by Elminster so he wouldn’t need to feed it anymore thanks to Mystra letting Elm do that.

    • @snaifhassnan6348
      @snaifhassnan6348 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      213

    • @deathpvnk
      @deathpvnk หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@chainsawboy2388 to be fair, he lasts through all of act 2 without needing stabilization from elminster, at which point he'll leave your party and consequently die in a ditch due to being too unstable. i found out the hard way and had to redo all of act 2 LMFAO

  • @swolie
    @swolie ปีที่แล้ว +14605

    Gale's romancing you was just so he could eat your last magical item, as well as your last shred of dignity.

    • @troysanchez6431
      @troysanchez6431 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      CONNORRRRR

    • @BlackroseXX9
      @BlackroseXX9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Yea this is pretty cannon 😂😂😂

    • @masterxl97
      @masterxl97 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Dignity is pretty tasty, dude.

    • @BeepSmile
      @BeepSmile ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Joke's on him, I had no dignity for him to eat.

    • @Draggobuttboi
      @Draggobuttboi ปีที่แล้ว +45

      "he only liked me for my shorts!"

  • @Phobos_95
    @Phobos_95 ปีที่แล้ว +3526

    This was clearly just a ploy to make Connor say "Baby's hungwy again🥺"

    • @miragemain105
      @miragemain105 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      Tbf, a full grown man saying that is so funny

    • @toolittletoolate
      @toolittletoolate 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@miragemain105 I want milk, I want to be held, I want mommy

    • @ImmaSpam__________________Can
      @ImmaSpam__________________Can 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh god gale is connor

  • @C-A_Fi
    @C-A_Fi ปีที่แล้ว +4438

    Every single one of the background goblins have peak character design

    • @RBAWintrow
      @RBAWintrow ปีที่แล้ว +100

      pause @01:13

    • @PaleaRaptor
      @PaleaRaptor ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Hehehe thank you very much

    • @Augoeides32
      @Augoeides32 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      You can tell he started normally drawing the lower left 2 goblins first, and then was like, "...yeah, whatever, fuck it."

    • @Gestaltzerfall
      @Gestaltzerfall ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Perfectly paired with the Oblivion goblin sounds.

    • @anthonygerling6365
      @anthonygerling6365 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      For some reason the one in the back with the pink shirt and jeans made me laugh the most

  • @Spiketrooper
    @Spiketrooper ปีที่แล้ว +578

    "Babies hungwy again...:
    "I JUST fed you!"
    talking to him like hes a toddler. xD

  • @kirby2567
    @kirby2567 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    i do love how well this captures how "surprise horny" the game is

  • @terceljr
    @terceljr ปีที่แล้ว +1760

    The romance part is pretty accurate. One minute you thought you were bonding, the next, they take it as an invitation for sex 🤣

    • @Glirion__
      @Glirion__ ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Men on general 😂

    • @mlmii1933
      @mlmii1933 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ​@@Glirion__
      You mean Larian's writers. 😂

    • @DM-nw5lu
      @DM-nw5lu ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@mlmii1933 idk man. I've come across many a guy who would interpret a simple compliment or kind gesture as flirting/an invitation to ask me out. Though they're not usually AS desperate as release Gale. I remember I was romancing Astarion on my first playthrough and then Gale accused me of cheating out of the blue in Act 2.. when we never even dated? I was so confused.

    • @mlmii1933
      @mlmii1933 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @DM-nw5lu ...
      True, I've been accused of flirting when I was just being friendly, but its rare to have the level of "thirsty" that Larian NPCs are known for.

    • @DM-nw5lu
      @DM-nw5lu ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@mlmii1933Look at it from this perspective: It's a camp full of hot people who are faced with the reality that they might turn into mindflayers at any given moment thereby completely losing themselves. So within the time they have left of course they are a bit more desperate than one usually would be. It might be their only chance to build connection physically or otherwise. Plus they're only really thirsty in act 1. It fizzles out pretty quickly.

  • @eliotasterforrest5026
    @eliotasterforrest5026 ปีที่แล้ว +1995

    The yelling at Gale "AYE!" as he took the last magical item had the same energy as yelling at your dog when they have something in their mouth that's not supposed to be there 😂

    • @aurorarose8174
      @aurorarose8174 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Well it's the same thing

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      *ey. Aye means yes and is pronounced like eye.

  • @tonybippitykaye
    @tonybippitykaye ปีที่แล้ว +3745

    Connor as Gale is not something I thought I needed but I’m SO GLAD exists.
    Lyle really going hog wild with these guest VA’s.

    • @dantestrife9657
      @dantestrife9657 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I wasn't 100% sure it was the monke thank you

    • @tonybippitykaye
      @tonybippitykaye ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dantestrife9657 It’s the G A M E R

    • @eliotasterforrest5026
      @eliotasterforrest5026 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Connor giving us the Gale we all need and deserve 😂❤

    • @micp4130
      @micp4130 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      At the start of the video i was like "this is one hella impressive Gale impression", but at the first voice crack near the goblin camp i was like "I KNOW THAT VOICE CRACK!". Monke spotted in the wild.

    • @mrself5824
      @mrself5824 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I knew it sounded familiar

  • @gabrielbotelho4295
    @gabrielbotelho4295 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +127

    Shadowheart: ARE YOU SERIOUS? RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY ARTIFACT?

  • @NewGuy2534
    @NewGuy2534 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    Gale according to Lore: Terrible condition that could kill everybody.
    Gale according to Fandom: He a little hungi.

  • @YourBuddyBrady
    @YourBuddyBrady ปีที่แล้ว +1070

    The alternative title "Lyle accidentally romanced Gale & had a cartoon made about it."

    • @anothnypitt443
      @anothnypitt443 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      “”””””Accidentally””””””

    • @briandipierro8865
      @briandipierro8865 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I was gonna say "didn't we all?" Because I accidentally romanced him too
      What a magic trick

    • @magicrainbowkitties1023
      @magicrainbowkitties1023 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      The Rizzard of Waterdeep strikes again

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth ปีที่แล้ว

      @SUPERMavic Laezel I got “very high” approval from just from having her with me for the crèche yallek quest area, and that’s even with me pissing her off because I waved at her bitch queen instead of kneeling 😂

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @SUPERMavic I also have “very high” with Wyll even though I’ve never had him in my party. Poor guy gives so many approvals just because I talk to him at camp and am nice to him 🙄 it’s not flirting buddy, I’m just nice to everyone 🤦‍♀️

  • @cmattss4
    @cmattss4 ปีที่แล้ว +1118

    That "I dont know, yeah??" Perfectly conveys the feeling of accidentally romancing one of these characters and just going with it.

    • @ivoryphoenix7
      @ivoryphoenix7 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I did this with Shadowheart my first playthrough.

    • @kestrelshobbies9976
      @kestrelshobbies9976 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      @@ivoryphoenix7 Karlach on my first playthrough. I was going to romance Astarion since everyone was simping for him, but then Karlach sat down next to me at the fire, said she wanted to do me, and I'm like "okay guess we're romancing Karlach now lol"

    • @dannyboiii10101
      @dannyboiii10101 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I casually told Karlach I was with Gale and she flipped. Apparently she had misinterpreted my friendly banter and I missed it😅

    • @vileluca
      @vileluca 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I got Lae'zel....

    • @tallyjones8917
      @tallyjones8917 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Me with Lae’zel lol

  • @subaru4920
    @subaru4920 ปีที่แล้ว +2205

    My brother kept almost accidentally seducing Gale. It was hilarious, he was just trying to be nice.

    • @Crumplednoseskin
      @Crumplednoseskin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah. Being nice is how you seduce men. Why do you think we're such dicks to each other all the time?

    • @Shadows_Inc
      @Shadows_Inc 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +215

      It's funny because the devs admitted they "accidentally" made all the characters WAY too easy to seduce, and fixed it in a patch.

    • @ivoryphoenix7
      @ivoryphoenix7 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

      Halsin told me I was treating him like a lover when I was just being nice to him :’

    • @fizzbrew
      @fizzbrew 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      That's what happens when the clown world makes your games. Everyone is "fluid". You can't even talk to Halsin at the party without having a dialogue option "that you didn't want to come on too strong." Not too mention Wyll dancing around like a fairy sprite the moment you do anything he "agrees" with. Fuking ridiculous.

    • @delphy2478
      @delphy2478 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      honestly, thats one of the most disappointing things to me in BG3. i love talking to my part members and exploring all of their dialogue, but i couldn't do that becuase it was always so unclear where the line was between 'i'm a friend trying to get to know you' and 'X-rated content this way lies' and once i had started a relationship i was terrified that i might accidentally attempt to start another one and lock myself out of the first so i just stopped talking to my party members except for my romance option unless they had the exclamation point that they needed to talk to me

  • @CibuYT
    @CibuYT 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    0:38 these boots have seen everything

  • @electrobob992
    @electrobob992 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    0:47 Will admit, if I ever got into youtube and had a soundboard... I would so use that in moments where I sacrifice a teammate to save myself xD

  • @shadowlovez
    @shadowlovez ปีที่แล้ว +517

    "Baby's hungry again...."
    Connor voicing Gale was the best thing to happen to my day 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mrscibz3421
    @mrscibz3421 ปีที่แล้ว +829

    1:13 Those goblin designs are absolutely something special

    • @nodot17
      @nodot17 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      ok but why is 1 of them hot?

    • @RED_Theory038
      @RED_Theory038 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@nodot17 Which one are you referring to?

    • @fes4861
      @fes4861 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@nodot17W H A T

    • @Grimnoire
      @Grimnoire ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Obviously the hot one

    • @АртурМилкович
      @АртурМилкович ปีที่แล้ว

      oooo

  • @Dipshit_The_Clown
    @Dipshit_The_Clown ปีที่แล้ว +357

    I’m gunna have
    “…how might?”
    “Preeeeeetty might”
    in their exact cadence stuck in my head all day lol

  • @JustOneEarth
    @JustOneEarth ปีที่แล้ว +136

    When he offered a magic lesson I thought it was just a magic lesson. 🤦‍♂️😂

    • @abduljah9355
      @abduljah9355 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Right? I was like, "sweet, I might just get a free cantrip once per long rest or something like that".

    • @runicshield
      @runicshield 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@abduljah9355 wait... so did I accidentally lock myself out of Shadowheart romance? I got that "magic lesson" really early and now I'm about to get to Moonrise tower and my relationship with Shadowheart hasn't progressed beyond the meeting at the waterfall.

    • @tanvirrahman7339
      @tanvirrahman7339 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lae'zel came on strong so I never got this with Gale.... I woulda merc'd him right after. Almost killed Asterion for putting a knife to my throat.

  • @xyzCrake
    @xyzCrake 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Going to see gale's magical trick, and then having shadowheart get mad at you for it seems to be a completely universal experience with this game lol

  • @Spiderwilliam13
    @Spiderwilliam13 ปีที่แล้ว +1045

    Cdaqg as Gale is too perfect. He's so smarmy.

    • @ralph9989
      @ralph9989 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He is so Haughty

    • @AshnakAGQ
      @AshnakAGQ ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He’s not gay, he’s just British!

    • @Cheshieruu
      @Cheshieruu ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AshnakAGQ both? both is good

    • @spider-pt7sb
      @spider-pt7sb ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@AshnakAGQcdawg definitely dabbles in the dark arts he has otter written all over him lol

    • @Dante-mw2ez
      @Dante-mw2ez 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Cheshieruuboth are not good, one is really bad

  • @MatthiasPlays
    @MatthiasPlays ปีที่แล้ว +2191

    Monica always does such a good job with voices I'm always surprised when she shows up in credits cause I can never tell it's her

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      She practices by pretending to be mystical voices around the house to trick lyle into thinking there's a fae creature

    • @Beefaroni_Bert
      @Beefaroni_Bert ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ironically i can always tell its her lmao

    • @jaycielle
      @jaycielle ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@crackedemerald4930 oh so that's why he keeps uploading pictures of that one dog on twitter

    • @АртурМилкович
      @АртурМилкович ปีที่แล้ว

      oooo

    • @L0LitsMonica
      @L0LitsMonica 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@crackedemerald4930 I literally told you this in PRIVATE!!!!

  • @Shamax0
    @Shamax0 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    Connor really knocked it outta the park, it might not be Gale's actual voice, but goddamnit that's how I heard it everytime he ate my shoes etc.

  • @HellishSpoon
    @HellishSpoon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    I wish real gale was more like this
    unhinged magic item addict

  • @fockingreat1125
    @fockingreat1125 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I'm terribly sorry to say that "baby's hungwy" has become something I quote to my roommate and burst out laughing about pretty frequently now. It's a problem.

    • @mikehawk3120
      @mikehawk3120 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You and me both 😂

  • @Destroy3612
    @Destroy3612 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    I loved the oblivion goblin sounds haha

  • @xWideEyedWonder
    @xWideEyedWonder ปีที่แล้ว +100

    0:27 "not 😘 TELLING 🤪"
    goddammit that fucked me up 😂

  • @arrowodd7695
    @arrowodd7695 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The dark urge has the solution to gales problem

  • @lordcy9615
    @lordcy9615 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    This is the best running joke and made better by your excellent comedic timing and portrayal here

  • @morganirbs2523
    @morganirbs2523 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The Gale voice is actually so good Im not gonna lie 😭

    • @Unknown-jt1jo
      @Unknown-jt1jo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thanks for not lying.

  • @elizabethduffy2145
    @elizabethduffy2145 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I’m not sure he could scamper away like that given how much he complains about his knees whenever I make the party sneak, but dammit I cackled watching it.

  • @stugglefuggle8673
    @stugglefuggle8673 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Gale doing everything in his power to aggressively eat all of my stuff then trying to seduce me at every opportunity is so accurate. Whether it's eating your shoes or catching a rebound by trying to play "put the sorting hat on the Slytherin" this wizard does not take no for an answer. Love this game.

    • @TheROZOZOZO
      @TheROZOZOZO 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      pedophylus rejectus!

  • @smolsheriff
    @smolsheriff ปีที่แล้ว +98

    This is WAYY too accurate it’s hilarious!! First he eats my magic items, now I’m apparently in a relationship with him now just by talking to him

  • @LJ101
    @LJ101 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Wrath Club is basically the only place to find the kind of game animation parodies this site was built on, thanks Lyle

  • @il0stthegam3
    @il0stthegam3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I can´t not imagine Connors face while recording Gale´s lines :´)

  • @disinfectedape1808
    @disinfectedape1808 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    This art style is real clean. Shadowheart is cute too. The gale expressions are hilarious.

  • @mr_jyggalag
    @mr_jyggalag ปีที่แล้ว +3477

    I love how Gale is asking for just three items, yet it's almost canonically agreed in fandom that he is freaking HUNGRY.
    And horny, but gladly Larian fixed that.

    • @havcola6983
      @havcola6983 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      A sprawling game like BG3 has a steep curve as far as completion go, so I wouldn't be surprised if like 70% of people who started the game never made it out of Act 1... which just so happens to be where gale keeps pestering you about the few really powerful magic items that you come across. So for those players, he never stops being a hungi boi.
      Also, first impressions etc.

    • @Call-me-Creeds
      @Call-me-Creeds ปีที่แล้ว +227

      And whoever suffered from the infamous magical artifact bug with him... will never forget it or forgive him as he consumed so many of my items only to say "...well I can't wait forever!" And threatened to leave... but Gale, I did give you my boots and everything I had! Ah, fun times.

    • @bodhidaruma2824
      @bodhidaruma2824 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      he used to ask more , they toned it down in later patches.

    • @BeepSmile
      @BeepSmile ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@havcola6983 First impressions yes. There's a guy in a discord I hang out in that complained about Gale being hungry and how he sucked, but... there's literally a ring of colour spray. Frickin' colour spray.
      And then, because the fella is bad at admitting to being wrong, he complained about the expectations the three eating's caused him to experience.
      Anyway, to sum up: Gale eating magic items is a good thing because this this Tav is hot and I liked seeing him topless.

    • @cabbage_cat
      @cabbage_cat ปีที่แล้ว +42

      ​@@bodhidaruma2824 used to as in early access? Because since release he only asked for three items

  • @onlyaBT
    @onlyaBT ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I love how i knew exactly what was going to happen when Gale wanted to show him his "magic trick." It's exactly like that in the game.

  • @strawberrycakeroll_
    @strawberrycakeroll_ ปีที่แล้ว +25

    and yet he’s still my favorite hungry wizard

  • @nelsonthen884
    @nelsonthen884 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This guys basically has the hunger of a Gauther, without any of the cool Gauther powers.

  • @GrammynMr
    @GrammynMr ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Gale being a living thirst trap - but in like trap trap you can't escape - is what I'm living for

  • @itsraventm
    @itsraventm ปีที่แล้ว +128

    gale aggressively striding in the water gets me every time

  • @cavalr1002
    @cavalr1002 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I would love to see the reaction of the voice actor for Gale Seeing this.

  • @CrashOzzy1223
    @CrashOzzy1223 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:13 the goblin’s CAKED?!

  • @badgermcwaffles4834
    @badgermcwaffles4834 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    why did i laugh SO hard at this! Gale was my fav character and i still don't fully know why after watching this lol

  • @ModTea
    @ModTea ปีที่แล้ว +99

    CDawg knocking it out of the park and coupled with your animations is great combo.

    • @LazyVoxel
      @LazyVoxel ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is this really cdawg?

    • @popop143
      @popop143 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LazyVoxelHe's credited in the description lol

  • @bewareofchickens
    @bewareofchickens ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I only realized it was Connor at the "sometiiimes" line. 1:25 Because it started to sound like exactly something Connor would say lol

  • @rubberbandba11craft
    @rubberbandba11craft ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The delivery of the line “eat my… shoes…?” Was flawless

  • @Celeste-jh2lj
    @Celeste-jh2lj ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This made me laugh out loud. I somehow missed gale in the beginning and only found him recently after going back. Thought he was weird before but this is awesome lol

  • @elitegamer9310
    @elitegamer9310 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The Blood of Lathandar: *one of the best weapons in the game and is a must have in Act 2*
    Gale: This is some Gourmet shit

  • @Reflox1
    @Reflox1 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    My Shadowheart was also like "so you're getting close to Gale now, huh? >:("
    Excuse me what

  • @adamruiz3683
    @adamruiz3683 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Thank you for the visual of Gale eating the shoes, it was horrible to look at, I loved it.

  • @Flatfootsy
    @Flatfootsy ปีที่แล้ว +82

    It just kept getting better and better, as a #1 Gale fan this is easily my favorite animation of him so far.

  • @DaxCyro
    @DaxCyro 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Whenever Gale asks me for help him sate his hunger I keep thinking back to this parody.
    Even though by now I know how to keep a few "edible" items on standby for whenever he gets fidgety.

  • @bloopagaloota3961
    @bloopagaloota3961 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I've probably watched this ten times or more. It gets me EVERY time. Especially when he takes the other dudes face in his hands 😂😂

  • @vaguely_boring
    @vaguely_boring ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Accurate display of how it feels to play through act 1

  • @alyssamcfarland4747
    @alyssamcfarland4747 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Lyle as the MC is the funniest thing ever. The sheer anger/exasperation that Lyle has mastered through his rat slamming hijinks.

  • @thegreatdanish6778
    @thegreatdanish6778 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Quite like how the ambient noises of the night take a pause once Gale reveals his magic trick

  • @kennethyoung4973
    @kennethyoung4973 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Showing up in the next scene with a half dozen huge goblin scars like nothing happened.

  • @breendart134
    @breendart134 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I THOUGHT I recognized this Gale's voice! Hilarious and amazing that you got CDawgVA in on this

  • @irishkelly2062
    @irishkelly2062 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Gale only needs to eat 3 magical items.
    He ate your pants because he wanted to.

    • @Alt0001
      @Alt0001 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's 3 too many I'm glad I chose Durge 😊

    • @irishkelly2062
      @irishkelly2062 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Alt0001 My wife and I have over 2k hours combined haha. We have both played as the dark urge.
      Our current co-op is an honour mode run, I am the dark urge as a drow bardlock, and she is a gnome barbarian monk!
      Back when we first encountered Gale on our run, she asked me if she could keep his hand as a throwing weapon. His greedy little mitt has since been used to dispatch several enemies on our journey.

    • @FancyDoughnut
      @FancyDoughnut 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@irishkelly2062 This might be the best playthrough I've read LOL

  • @juses6184
    @juses6184 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:14 dammm that goblin is packing some cake

  • @fistofthebrownstar
    @fistofthebrownstar ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I was laughing with a growing intensity through the whole of this video and how it was getting more and more uncomfortable.
    This was like watching the most hilarious car crash slow motion.

  • @bubachinsky
    @bubachinsky 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    id seen people talk about how easy it is the get tricked into starting a romance with Gale and even knew it would have something to do with a magic trick and I STILL fell for it. As soon as the cutscene started playing and I saw the bedroom eyes I knew I was cooked.

  • @sonicrider321
    @sonicrider321 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "...BTW, I ate your sword"
    has to be one of the funniest lines that I've heard from this

  • @davey815
    @davey815 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is literally what happened to me with Gale. Played split screen with a buddy, and the fucking Wizard tricked me with that magic trick line lmfaoooo

  • @samgourhan207
    @samgourhan207 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    The crossover we needed and wanted lord wrath and sir connor

  • @Spearmph2
    @Spearmph2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Never expected Cdawg to be in one of these in a million years but I love it

  • @thatweirdgirl8466
    @thatweirdgirl8466 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The bare ass run at the end 😂 like a rabid magic addicted raccoon

  • @llxTheDevourerxll
    @llxTheDevourerxll 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Personally, I never had an issue running into magic items. I always had a ton of junk items to feed him that nobody ever used.

  • @Fiktro
    @Fiktro ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Connor works so well with Gale, I'm genuenly impressed!

  • @Morfalath
    @Morfalath ปีที่แล้ว +14

    the scamp sounds from TES:IV Oblivion at 1:39 i would recognize ANYWHERE

  • @ThePsychoAnon
    @ThePsychoAnon ปีที่แล้ว +11

    GOOD GOD that goblin by the fire was CAKED up. 😂

  • @patricknapier5806
    @patricknapier5806 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I managed to stumble across this before playing BG3 and fully expected Gale to be like this. I was more amused on how accurate it seems that Gale practically inhales magic items like a vacuum cleaner.

  • @sapaulgoogdmen9542
    @sapaulgoogdmen9542 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    I also accidentally ended up leading Gale on. I thought I was just being polite. Even in real life it’s like five compliments before they start thinking I’m into them.

    • @guitarmama06
      @guitarmama06 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I think Lae'zel is bugged for me. I only talked to her *once* before dumping her back at camp and completely forgetting about her and now she wants to jump my bones...even though I literally rescued her the day before.

    • @tobiasbayer4866
      @tobiasbayer4866 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@guitarmama06
      Not bugged.
      Laezel just has the easiest to satisfy romance conditions in the game.
      Also a lot of thing that raise character oppinion/ likelyhood they will want to sleep with, is not dependant on if they are in your party.
      Learned this when in my first playthrough I only ever really talked to Shadowheart but she basically hated me, and in my second playthrough where I never talked to her again after getting Laezel she still wanted to sleept with me at the end of the grove victory party. I just happened to do enough stuff that she likes.

    • @channel45853
      @channel45853 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I mean, what would you be complementing some people five times on anyway?

    • @moldinmolders
      @moldinmolders 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@tobiasbayer4866I dont think you actually smash shadowheart there, I think you just have a night out and a possible kiss.(you dont if you fail a insight check and she disapproves of you not kissing her lmao)

    • @tobiasbayer4866
      @tobiasbayer4866 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@moldinmolders
      Could be. I never actually did her romance events. All i remember is that she offered to drink wine together and when I went to bed she appeared in the list of people to choose between "spending your night with".

  • @Inked_Bee
    @Inked_Bee ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Gale does it for me. I don't care, he can eat all my gear.

  • @TheFiresloth
    @TheFiresloth ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I'm not sure Gale sees this as a curse or a blessing, honestly.
    Great job !

  • @lucyhues9373
    @lucyhues9373 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Gale is just a goat that's addicted to magical items 🐐

  • @Prismalpink
    @Prismalpink 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “I just fed you” SERIOUSLY! Dude eats all your hard earned artifacts lol

  • @juniper040
    @juniper040 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love this! The puppy dog treatment is soo REAL! Gale ever the dramatic about taking all the artifacts after I struggled to keep him alive through half the battles lol.

  • @anthonytonythegeek5561
    @anthonytonythegeek5561 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:53 this whole clip made me light headed from laughing so much

  • @greenpinapple820
    @greenpinapple820 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Good to see that in every universe Lyle gets tribal tattoos

  • @baniboo
    @baniboo ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like how after the fight he has a bunch of scars loll

  • @DGneoseeker1
    @DGneoseeker1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    WIZARD NEEDS FOOD BADLY

    • @guygillerman3528
      @guygillerman3528 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      a reference to gauntlet is not something expected

  • @shadenrealistic3649
    @shadenrealistic3649 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I can’t stop watching this I laugh harder every time

  • @andrijadavidovic6210
    @andrijadavidovic6210 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is the real gates of Baulders

  • @Ani-rq7wv
    @Ani-rq7wv ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just watched this twice in a row with my friend and we kept having to pause to laugh at it and repeat our favorite lines. Amazing video

  • @theboiyouddate5722
    @theboiyouddate5722 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Idk why, but I really thought this was gonna go down the "sonic can I have your shit please" route.

  • @Ramberta
    @Ramberta ปีที่แล้ว

    1:35 "You think you can do that? Mr. SCOWLS and FROWNS?" ahahaha this line is so perfect

  • @jellybean_91
    @jellybean_91 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This gets funnier every time I watch it. Awesome video!