Gale is Hungry (Baldur's Gate 3 Parody)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 พ.ย. 2023
- Everyone's favorite wizard wants a wittle snack! Now that this cartoon is done I'll have time to actually play the game!
Animation by PaleaRaptor and featuring special guest star Connor "CDawgVA" Colquhoun as Gale!
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Kyle Tobin - Silly Sausage
Megan Sandmann - Gnome Seer
Gregory Zakem - Careless Whisperer
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Special Thanks
Nomad Glutton, John Spoky, Wesley Kleeman, vyhd, Vincent Carloni
This is a funny an animated parody of the videogame Baldur's Gate 3 - ตลก
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The accidentally locking onto the Gale romance was too accurate lmao
I was going for an evil playthrough and still tripped onto the Gale romance route even though he was against half of what I was doing. That dude is hella thirsty.
@@Vile_Oreo Or hungry 😂👞
Me trying to dodge gale's romance mines he's devoted the expanse of his intellect to
Really need to get autosaves for when you get forced back to camp by plot at least... I had to go back to a 1.5 hour old save because I fell for the gale romance trap and didn't realize until after the fact when Karlach 'forgot' our plans :c
I kept Gale at camp the entire time and then he decides he wants astral projection sex just because I told him not to blow himself up.
"So you're fucking Gale now?"
"I don't know, yeah, apparently."
Way too relatable 😅
So you are fucking Gay-le now?
shit I read "so you're fucking gay now"
"Regrettably yes... and it is been too long since I last saved and autosave was somehow disabled so now I am stuck in this situation. Can I say I was bi-curious so I can return to you, Shadowheart."
Shadowheart: "Do I look like someone who would settle for Gale's sloppy seconds? Good thing he is into Mystra rather than Lady Shar. Oh great Lady Shar have my virginity."
Lady Shar: "Put on the strap-on then pierce my divine darkness."
*Sees Shadowheart humping the air with a strap-on.*
Come again?
I really liked Gales first romance conversation but he said he wanted to take it slow since we have other things todo, so I decided to only flirt a bit and consider other options ( I wasnt that interested into gale anyways I was only playing around) but then suddenly, buddhism.
Glad I'm not the only one who misunderstood Gale's "magic trick".
Right? There was no warning at all for this either. Just "Hey, we're just a couple homies hanging out, doin' magic. And for my next trick, I'm gonna make my penis disappear!" Like, what?
Honestly I just did it as a sorcerer so I could gloat about not being a nerd and reject him at the end
See, i actually fully understood what was going on, and deliberately made the conversation go in a direction where we were just friends. And my god it made him so sad, i destroyed that poor man
Wait is that what he's talking about when he says he wants to touch the weave with me
SAME @@voidaspects9173
I love that every single one of us heard "consume" and took it to mean "Gale straight up eats your boots"
I mean, the characters even say that he eats them. Wyll says he "slurped that thing up like a horse with a carrot." If you give Astarion the Necromancy of Thay and offer to give it to Gale during the corresponding cutscene, Astarion goes, "No, he's not eating this one!" 😂
Not me! I understand nuance
@@leafwhite6376the magical item disappears tho, no non magical thing like a sword remains, he has to eat it
@@zenthossohtnez8331 Presumably you wouldnt need a mundane pair of boots after the magic has been absorbed though
@@leafwhite6376You don't know Gale's fashion sense
Gale's romancing you was just so he could eat your last magical item, as well as your last shred of dignity.
CONNORRRRR
Yea this is pretty cannon 😂😂😂
Dignity is pretty tasty, dude.
Joke's on him, I had no dignity for him to eat.
"he only liked me for my shorts!"
"You're romancing Gale?"
"Yeah, apparently."
My actual response too when I accidentally talked to him first in the camp
So that's it then? You're fucking GAY-LE now are you?
I also wanted to see the magic trick ... its like you want candy i have some in my van type of approach
You still can see his magic trick without leaning towards sex tho
@@krajce1you boys like baldur's gate 3? I got some baldur's gate 3 in my van
It was optimal!
I love that Gale probably just absorbs the magic from these artefacts thus rendering them useless, but people love portraying it as Gale actually trying to eat the item.
well, non magical boots would still be boots, so if he only consumes magic from them then he should have given back their normal version!)
@@alekzanderor5489 he does say this is how it works when he explains it to you, but somehow game mechanic wise it doesnt
@@alekzanderor5489I kind of assume that having the magic forcefully drained from an object by his evil orb just damages the item beyond repair.
astarion has a necromancy book and if you suggest he gives it to gale he does say "no he's not eating this one" so the characters in game portray it as that also
@@boiankoI could see that, turning your kickass magic sword that you don't need anymore into a hunk of rust.
1:56 *”it’s my cawk.”*
**crickets fall briefly silent**
Gale scampering off like some mischievous woodland creature at the end was perfect!
And bottomless except for stupid unsexy socks, God it's a funny visual!
is that what we're calling bottoms now?
The bare ass scamper made it that much better.
This was clearly just a ploy to make Connor say "Baby's hungwy again🥺"
Tbf, a full grown man saying that is so funny
@@miragemain105 I want milk, I want to be held, I want mommy
That "I dont know, yeah??" Perfectly conveys the feeling of accidentally romancing one of these characters and just going with it.
I did this with Shadowheart my first playthrough.
@@ivoryphoenix7 Karlach on my first playthrough. I was going to romance Astarion since everyone was simping for him, but then Karlach sat down next to me at the fire, said she wanted to do me, and I'm like "okay guess we're romancing Karlach now lol"
I casually told Karlach I was with Gale and she flipped. Apparently she had misinterpreted my friendly banter and I missed it😅
I got Lae'zel....
Me with Lae’zel lol
2:01 “well then why is yours out too?”
“Because YOU ATE MY DAMN UNDERWEAR, GALE!”
Every single one of the background goblins have peak character design
pause @01:13
Hehehe thank you very much
You can tell he started normally drawing the lower left 2 goblins first, and then was like, "...yeah, whatever, fuck it."
Perfectly paired with the Oblivion goblin sounds.
For some reason the one in the back with the pink shirt and jeans made me laugh the most
The romance part is pretty accurate. One minute you thought you were bonding, the next, they take it as an invitation for sex 🤣
Men on general 😂
@@Glirion__
You mean Larian's writers. 😂
@@mlmii1933 idk man. I've come across many a guy who would interpret a simple compliment or kind gesture as flirting/an invitation to ask me out. Though they're not usually AS desperate as release Gale. I remember I was romancing Astarion on my first playthrough and then Gale accused me of cheating out of the blue in Act 2.. when we never even dated? I was so confused.
@DM-nw5lu ...
True, I've been accused of flirting when I was just being friendly, but its rare to have the level of "thirsty" that Larian NPCs are known for.
@@mlmii1933Look at it from this perspective: It's a camp full of hot people who are faced with the reality that they might turn into mindflayers at any given moment thereby completely losing themselves. So within the time they have left of course they are a bit more desperate than one usually would be. It might be their only chance to build connection physically or otherwise. Plus they're only really thirsty in act 1. It fizzles out pretty quickly.
i do love how well this captures how "surprise horny" the game is
"Babies hungwy again...:
"I JUST fed you!"
talking to him like hes a toddler. xD
The yelling at Gale "AYE!" as he took the last magical item had the same energy as yelling at your dog when they have something in their mouth that's not supposed to be there 😂
Well it's the same thing
*ey. Aye means yes and is pronounced like eye.
Connor as Gale is not something I thought I needed but I’m SO GLAD exists.
Lyle really going hog wild with these guest VA’s.
I wasn't 100% sure it was the monke thank you
@@dantestrife9657 It’s the G A M E R
Connor giving us the Gale we all need and deserve 😂❤
At the start of the video i was like "this is one hella impressive Gale impression", but at the first voice crack near the goblin camp i was like "I KNOW THAT VOICE CRACK!". Monke spotted in the wild.
I knew it sounded familiar
When he offered a magic lesson I thought it was just a magic lesson. 🤦♂️😂
Right? I was like, "sweet, I might just get a free cantrip once per long rest or something like that".
This is WAYY too accurate it’s hilarious!! First he eats my magic items, now I’m apparently in a relationship with him now just by talking to him
My brother kept almost accidentally seducing Gale. It was hilarious, he was just trying to be nice.
Yeah. Being nice is how you seduce men. Why do you think we're such dicks to each other all the time?
It's funny because the devs admitted they "accidentally" made all the characters WAY too easy to seduce, and fixed it in a patch.
Halsin told me I was treating him like a lover when I was just being nice to him :’
That's what happens when the clown world makes your games. Everyone is "fluid". You can't even talk to Halsin at the party without having a dialogue option "that you didn't want to come on too strong." Not too mention Wyll dancing around like a fairy sprite the moment you do anything he "agrees" with. Fuking ridiculous.
honestly, thats one of the most disappointing things to me in BG3. i love talking to my part members and exploring all of their dialogue, but i couldn't do that becuase it was always so unclear where the line was between 'i'm a friend trying to get to know you' and 'X-rated content this way lies' and once i had started a relationship i was terrified that i might accidentally attempt to start another one and lock myself out of the first so i just stopped talking to my party members except for my romance option unless they had the exclamation point that they needed to talk to me
The alternative title "Lyle accidentally romanced Gale & had a cartoon made about it."
“”””””Accidentally””””””
I was gonna say "didn't we all?" Because I accidentally romanced him too
What a magic trick
The Rizzard of Waterdeep strikes again
To be fair, it is really easy to rizz up Gale and Wyll, more easy than it is to rizz up the women companions, except for Lae'zel, you just gotta kick some a$$ and you're ready to go.
@@SUPERMavic Laezel I got “very high” approval from just from having her with me for the crèche yallek quest area, and that’s even with me pissing her off because I waved at her bitch queen instead of kneeling 😂
Gale being a living thirst trap - but in like trap trap you can't escape - is what I'm living for
The dark urge has the solution to gales problem
"Baby's hungry again...."
Connor voicing Gale was the best thing to happen to my day 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Monica always does such a good job with voices I'm always surprised when she shows up in credits cause I can never tell it's her
She practices by pretending to be mystical voices around the house to trick lyle into thinking there's a fae creature
ironically i can always tell its her lmao
@crackedemerald4930 oh so that's why he keeps uploading pictures of that one dog on twitter
oooo
@@crackedemerald4930 I literally told you this in PRIVATE!!!!
The Gale voice is actually so good Im not gonna lie 😭
Thanks for not lying.
0:38 these boots have seen everything
Cdaqg as Gale is too perfect. He's so smarmy.
He is so Haughty
He’s not gay, he’s just British!
@@AshnakAGQ both? both is good
@@AshnakAGQcdawg definitely dabbles in the dark arts he has otter written all over him lol
@@Cheshieruuboth are not good, one is really bad
1:13 Those goblin designs are absolutely something special
ok but why is 1 of them hot?
@@nodot17 Which one are you referring to?
@@nodot17W H A T
Obviously the hot one
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The delivery of the line “eat my… shoes…?” Was flawless
I also accidentally ended up leading Gale on. I thought I was just being polite. Even in real life it’s like five compliments before they start thinking I’m into them.
I think Lae'zel is bugged for me. I only talked to her *once* before dumping her back at camp and completely forgetting about her and now she wants to jump my bones...even though I literally rescued her the day before.
@@guitarmama06
Not bugged.
Laezel just has the easiest to satisfy romance conditions in the game.
Also a lot of thing that raise character oppinion/ likelyhood they will want to sleep with, is not dependant on if they are in your party.
Learned this when in my first playthrough I only ever really talked to Shadowheart but she basically hated me, and in my second playthrough where I never talked to her again after getting Laezel she still wanted to sleept with me at the end of the grove victory party. I just happened to do enough stuff that she likes.
I mean, what would you be complementing some people five times on anyway?
@@tobiasbayer4866I dont think you actually smash shadowheart there, I think you just have a night out and a possible kiss.(you dont if you fail a insight check and she disapproves of you not kissing her lmao)
@@moldinmolders
Could be. I never actually did her romance events. All i remember is that she offered to drink wine together and when I went to bed she appeared in the list of people to choose between "spending your night with".
I’m gunna have
“…how might?”
“Preeeeeetty might”
in their exact cadence stuck in my head all day lol
Connor really knocked it outta the park, it might not be Gale's actual voice, but goddamnit that's how I heard it everytime he ate my shoes etc.
I can´t not imagine Connors face while recording Gale´s lines :´)
and yet he’s still my favorite hungry wizard
I love how Gale is asking for just three items, yet it's almost canonically agreed in fandom that he is freaking HUNGRY.
And horny, but gladly Larian fixed that.
A sprawling game like BG3 has a steep curve as far as completion go, so I wouldn't be surprised if like 70% of people who started the game never made it out of Act 1... which just so happens to be where gale keeps pestering you about the few really powerful magic items that you come across. So for those players, he never stops being a hungi boi.
Also, first impressions etc.
And whoever suffered from the infamous magical artifact bug with him... will never forget it or forgive him as he consumed so many of my items only to say "...well I can't wait forever!" And threatened to leave... but Gale, I did give you my boots and everything I had! Ah, fun times.
he used to ask more , they toned it down in later patches.
@@havcola6983 First impressions yes. There's a guy in a discord I hang out in that complained about Gale being hungry and how he sucked, but... there's literally a ring of colour spray. Frickin' colour spray.
And then, because the fella is bad at admitting to being wrong, he complained about the expectations the three eating's caused him to experience.
Anyway, to sum up: Gale eating magic items is a good thing because this this Tav is hot and I liked seeing him topless.
@@bodhidaruma2824 used to as in early access? Because since release he only asked for three items
I loved the oblivion goblin sounds haha
Oh damn are those the oblivion goblins?
ooo
SO THATS WHAT IT WAS
.-
Shadowheart: ARE YOU SERIOUS? RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY ARTIFACT?
WIZARD NEEDS FOOD BADLY
a reference to gauntlet is not something expected
0:27 "not 😘 TELLING 🤪"
goddammit that fucked me up 😂
Frrrr 💀
Gale doing everything in his power to aggressively eat all of my stuff then trying to seduce me at every opportunity is so accurate. Whether it's eating your shoes or catching a rebound by trying to play "put the sorting hat on the Slytherin" this wizard does not take no for an answer. Love this game.
pedophylus rejectus!
0:47 Will admit, if I ever got into youtube and had a soundboard... I would so use that in moments where I sacrifice a teammate to save myself xD
This is literally what happened to me with Gale. Played split screen with a buddy, and the fucking Wizard tricked me with that magic trick line lmfaoooo
I’m not sure he could scamper away like that given how much he complains about his knees whenever I make the party sneak, but dammit I cackled watching it.
I would love to see the reaction of the voice actor for Gale Seeing this.
Honestly considering Gale is literally 2 days away from dying at all times, he’s pretty polite about asking to *not die.*
I only realized it was Connor at the "sometiiimes" line. 1:25 Because it started to sound like exactly something Connor would say lol
I love how i knew exactly what was going to happen when Gale wanted to show him his "magic trick." It's exactly like that in the game.
This art style is real clean. Shadowheart is cute too. The gale expressions are hilarious.
Gale is just a goat that's addicted to magical items 🐐
I like how after the fight he has a bunch of scars loll
gale aggressively striding in the water gets me every time
Gale only needs to eat 3 magical items.
He ate your pants because he wanted to.
That's 3 too many I'm glad I chose Durge 😊
@@Alt0001 My wife and I have over 2k hours combined haha. We have both played as the dark urge.
Our current co-op is an honour mode run, I am the dark urge as a drow bardlock, and she is a gnome barbarian monk!
Back when we first encountered Gale on our run, she asked me if she could keep his hand as a throwing weapon. His greedy little mitt has since been used to dispatch several enemies on our journey.
@@irishkelly2062 This might be the best playthrough I've read LOL
The Blood of Lathandar: *one of the best weapons in the game and is a must have in Act 2*
Gale: This is some Gourmet shit
This is the best running joke and made better by your excellent comedic timing and portrayal here
Accurate display of how it feels to play through act 1
CDawg knocking it out of the park and coupled with your animations is great combo.
Is this really cdawg?
@@LazyVoxelHe's credited in the description lol
why did i laugh SO hard at this! Gale was my fav character and i still don't fully know why after watching this lol
1:53 this whole clip made me light headed from laughing so much
Quite like how the ambient noises of the night take a pause once Gale reveals his magic trick
Lyle as the MC is the funniest thing ever. The sheer anger/exasperation that Lyle has mastered through his rat slamming hijinks.
I just watched this twice in a row with my friend and we kept having to pause to laugh at it and repeat our favorite lines. Amazing video
Too funny, loved the animation style, the comedy was on point, just subbed.
It just kept getting better and better, as a #1 Gale fan this is easily my favorite animation of him so far.
The crossover we needed and wanted lord wrath and sir connor
I just found this creator and I can't express how funny I found this. Thank you.
Love this so much!! The animation is great and the humour is so perfectly done :)
Thank you for the visual of Gale eating the shoes, it was horrible to look at, I loved it.
My Shadowheart was also like "so you're getting close to Gale now, huh? >:("
Excuse me what
I love this video! and how spot on it is.
Wrath Club is basically the only place to find the kind of game animation parodies this site was built on, thanks Lyle
Never expected Cdawg to be in one of these in a million years but I love it
1:14 dammm that goblin is packing some cake
I can’t stop watching this I laugh harder every time
I keep finding myself coming back to this video like an addiction
I was laughing with a growing intensity through the whole of this video and how it was getting more and more uncomfortable.
This was like watching the most hilarious car crash slow motion.
Connor works so well with Gale, I'm genuenly impressed!
The facial expressions are amazing.
Please for the love of all things in this world make more of these, this was too good.
Gale does it for me. I don't care, he can eat all my gear.
This is the real gates of Baulders
I've probably watched this ten times or more. It gets me EVERY time. Especially when he takes the other dudes face in his hands 😂😂
I wish real gale was more like this
unhinged magic item addict
GOOD GOD that goblin by the fire was CAKED up. 😂
I'm not sure Gale sees this as a curse or a blessing, honestly.
Great job !
Thank you whoever made this. I really needed to laugh and the whole thing was done in a very ren and stimpy style that i luv.. Seeing him run away with his last magic item with no pants on was genius comedy writing.
This is too accurate, especially the accidental romance part especially. XD
Good to see that in every universe Lyle gets tribal tattoos
God, Lyle is a comedy genius!
This made me laugh out loud. I somehow missed gale in the beginning and only found him recently after going back. Thought he was weird before but this is awesome lol
This gets funnier every time I watch it. Awesome video!
Idk what this game is about but the voice acting chemistry here is fantastic
How do you function when you don't know how to read?
I didn't know it was Cdawg at first lol. He is a really good voice actor.
him running away on all fours, bare ass is sending me
love how good the animation was for this
Idk why, but I really thought this was gonna go down the "sonic can I have your shit please" route.
Bless you Gale. You strange bisexual wizard and your capacity to easily end all battles with a orb suicider bomb.
Im in a five guys trying really hard to not burst out laughing
Wonderfully animated, dude!