Messing With Gale for 8 Minutes Straight

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  • @merelmijs
    @merelmijs 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2913

    The fact that your character is romancing him makes this all so much funnier. Man's chaotic ass girlfriend is causing him several headaches a day, but he still loves her 😂

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +153

      Thank you 😊 😆

    • @jungtothehuimang
      @jungtothehuimang 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +146

      Gale is ride or die

    • @michaelaharris7800
      @michaelaharris7800 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

      Literally this Tav is the inspiration for my current sorcerer Tav who loves him but is constantly giving him hell. 😂

    • @sleepylichdisease
      @sleepylichdisease 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      this is how i played my sorcerer tav too, it's the best gale romance i feel like. gotta knock him down a few pegs or he'll fall victim to his own hubris. it's almost like someone forgot karsus's folly🙄i put the "magus, be warned" scroll in his inventory and made him carry it around to keep him humble.

    • @thisisausername9356
      @thisisausername9356 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Did we all just decide to play chaotic sorcerers who want Gale carnally

  • @senatorpalpabean2638
    @senatorpalpabean2638 ปีที่แล้ว +6666

    Gale's so relatable with his "Guess I'll kill myself" response to every minor inconvenience

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Lmao so true!!!

    • @queenofdaggerstarot3060
      @queenofdaggerstarot3060 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      It's such a mood

    • @femboygorou
      @femboygorou ปีที่แล้ว +57

      fr he was the party member orin kidnapped and my earth elemental accidentally smushed him to death during the fight and i didn’t bother reloading…he got what he wanted i thought he’s finally dead lol

    • @quint3ssent1a
      @quint3ssent1a ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It's so fucking over mystrabros...

    • @JokerShiranui
      @JokerShiranui 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Bro is the Fushiguro Megumi of this game

  • @taylorl.9875
    @taylorl.9875 ปีที่แล้ว +5389

    at the slightest inconvenience: "i can blow up any moment, you know"

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  ปีที่แล้ว +256

      I know, right? lol what a boob

    • @stars-and-clouds
      @stars-and-clouds ปีที่แล้ว +336

      That's kind of relatable tho lmao. Me at any slightest inconvenience: "just fcuking kill me then, why don't you?!"

    • @LyrictheFilthyCasual
      @LyrictheFilthyCasual ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@stars-and-clouds Came here to say this lol
      Gale is all of us on some level.

    • @selty
      @selty ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I don’t get this joke. He doesn’t at all ever do this aside from at the Circus. If you romance him in Act 2 and be an asshole after he says he’s feeling fragile and insinuates that but he then apologises immediately. That’s about the only times he does it… and neither are actually serious.
      Like did anyone play the game or?

    • @stars-and-clouds
      @stars-and-clouds ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@selty yeah it's not serious, that's why it's a joke. Jokes are exaggerated and not literal.

  • @Moneypanda012
    @Moneypanda012 ปีที่แล้ว +5578

    “Stop licking the damn thing!!” Has the same energy of both a parent or a pet owner.

    • @Magpie5yndrome
      @Magpie5yndrome ปีที่แล้ว +468

      Oh, that tone is definitely the war cry of someone who has had cats.
      Source: I have cats.

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  ปีที่แล้ว +475

      I heard that when his voice actor did that line like that, it was unexpected and got a huge laugh from everyone. He said it's his favorite line in game.

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Or dogs!
      Source: has dogs (and one cat)

    • @anwd8646
      @anwd8646 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      One of my dogs keeps licking the couch’s seats. It’s specifically the seats, I have no idea why.

    • @Halinspark
      @Halinspark ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@anwd8646 Butt sweat.

  • @KaeyaAlberich30
    @KaeyaAlberich30 ปีที่แล้ว +3649

    "STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING" will forever be one of my favourite line deliveries

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  ปีที่แล้ว +103

      mine too, Gale can be really funny.

    • @wolfen26
      @wolfen26 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      spoken like a true cat owner. lol. @@Kimbersism

    • @aristat
      @aristat ปีที่แล้ว +63

      ​@foxhoundslug not an adlib, it was in the script, but Tim Downey said he made up the delivery because there were no notes about how to say the line. After that his directors told him they hope they can keep that line delivery in even though it's unconventional because they thought it was hilarious

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      After reading comments like this, I assumed that the person doing the licking would be doing so directly, and not tearing off a piece and licking that instead.

    • @PitchMadness
      @PitchMadness 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So this is what the cartoon was referencing ! Better than I could have imagined

  • @Halinspark
    @Halinspark ปีที่แล้ว +2287

    "Awww, was that Gale's granddad? 😊"
    Goddammit Karlach, stop being so cute.

  • @jq762
    @jq762 ปีที่แล้ว +2155

    This was hilarious. I loved when Tav and Gale are talking about his skills in the bedroom and Astarion is just... lingering in the background like the damn gossip he is

    • @driftingwolf0
      @driftingwolf0 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      *All the girls in the party snickering except Karlach, who tries to cheer Gale up.*

    • @Shadowswolf9666
      @Shadowswolf9666 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      ​​@Poodle_GunDurge: _Maybe thats why Mystra kicked him out_

    • @IrisGlowingBlue
      @IrisGlowingBlue 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Especially when you mention him to Astarion, and dude's like, "/Gale/ (derogatory)"

  • @aaronkiernan7441
    @aaronkiernan7441 ปีที่แล้ว +3598

    For some reason I find it very funny that Astarion HATES it when he's sent up to the Clown but loves when you do it to someone else. What a lovable piece of work

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  ปีที่แล้ว +554

      Ikr, he certainly can dish it but cannot take it lol

    • @Felony10
      @Felony10 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      All characters do that when someone else is chosen instead of them lol

    • @velinas_
      @velinas_ ปีที่แล้ว +59

      It is not dignified but it is funny. Astarion doesn't have to be consistent about this. Lol.

    • @lozpopo
      @lozpopo ปีที่แล้ว +24

      When I tried to send him up there as a joke his reaction was so ott I got a bit scared

    • @epicOway
      @epicOway ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@Felony10 halsin, minsc and wyll dont mind going up lol

  • @lovemanga98
    @lovemanga98 ปีที่แล้ว +2096

    I did it with a natural 20 dice roll. And Gale had the "FCUK YOU!!! I'M BETTER!!! BEGINNER'S LUCK" face 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  ปีที่แล้ว +296

      That rules! He can be so pompous sometimes lmao

    • @WaterDrinker011
      @WaterDrinker011 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Tbf hes right

    • @TheWonderfulWombat
      @TheWonderfulWombat ปีที่แล้ว +233

      @@WaterDrinker011 He's such a big baby about it though. "Mom said it's MY turn to use the magic circle." >:(((((

    • @WaterDrinker011
      @WaterDrinker011 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@TheWonderfulWombat Yee and i love him for it

    • @Kasiarzynka
      @Kasiarzynka 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Reminds me of when he tried to show me how to do magic. First time I played as a ranger which I believe ia a half caster class, so they can do some magic but get half the spell slots and whatever. So it was fine.
      Second time, I played as a bard, which is a full caster class, just like cleric and wizard. I'm not sure if there were checks but easy, or with advantage etc., but I kept choosing the [Bard] options and managed to do the trick easily. I then said "I could've done it myself you know" and he was like "oh you're hard to please huh?" 😂

  • @reeeyou
    @reeeyou ปีที่แล้ว +2357

    Karlach saying she’ll distract him by telling him she havent read a book since secondary school 😂😂😂

    • @driftingwolf0
      @driftingwolf0 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      She is my favorite for so many reasons.

    • @fuckusingfullname
      @fuckusingfullname 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Like three jokes about blowing up in a row by another character threatening to self immolate lmao

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Considering Gale can become a teacher I'd say that will definitely distract him.

    • @darkcognito13
      @darkcognito13 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Man wish I knew I could get Karlach sooner I got her late durring act 1. Without really thinking about it. This was before I understood how the "Approval" system really worked So I totally missed out on her romance option... sucks she's hands down one my favorite characters!

    • @johnhiggins1746
      @johnhiggins1746 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Gal we no my face its melting it burns buuurrnnnsssss

  • @ErynSierra
    @ErynSierra ปีที่แล้ว +2553

    “Not to pull rank but i *was* Mystra’s chosen” and now you’re her shunned ex who she had commanded to off himself, so yeah, maybe you shouldn’t pull that rank, Gale.

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Lmaooo right?

    • @UhOphelia
      @UhOphelia ปีที่แล้ว +242

      Literally the BG3 Equivalent of being like "I dated Taylor Swift once" and she wrote a 10 minute song about it

    • @obi-wank-enobi
      @obi-wank-enobi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      Mystra groomed gale....

    • @ErynSierra
      @ErynSierra 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@obi-wank-enobi im aware

    • @obi-wank-enobi
      @obi-wank-enobi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      @ErynSierra so then I wouldn't call him "her shunned ex" because that would be like calling a SA victim the shunned Ex of their abuser. That's some fucked up victim blaming

  • @Ani-rq7wv
    @Ani-rq7wv ปีที่แล้ว +1340

    “I hate to pull rank but” Gale I love you. But no you don’t. You do it constantly

    • @Ani-rq7wv
      @Ani-rq7wv ปีที่แล้ว

      Also my gods. “I say big words a lot so it should come as no surprise I’m great at eating 🐱” GALE. SIR. What in the actual FUCK are you saying. Almost entirely unprompted too!

    • @chillax319
      @chillax319 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      It's his "I'm not racist but" card for sure.

  • @lucypher7812
    @lucypher7812 ปีที่แล้ว +1081

    I am in love with how he threatens to blow himself up every time he as much as breaks a nail.

  • @Amayawolf_01
    @Amayawolf_01 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    "I won't kill them!! ...Well, maybe Gale."
    I never gave the book to any companions but that is hilarious

    • @alyssaolson7964
      @alyssaolson7964 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I've never seen that book before in my playthrough! Where do I get it??

    • @Omiiee
      @Omiiee 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      ​@alyssaolson7964 in the blighted village in act 1, I think it was the apothecary building(cant remember exactly), and there's a basement with a lever that takes you to a hidden basement area, it'll take you there.

    • @chmpgneprblms
      @chmpgneprblms 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      fun fact, the name astarion says is whomever's relationship with you is the highest (other than him) because he's a jealous b*tch.

    • @manperson6354
      @manperson6354 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@alyssaolson7964 Dont forget finding the stone to unlock it by going down the well nearby

  • @mzfreddie
    @mzfreddie ปีที่แล้ว +1292

    "I hope we'll have more time together. Together. Alone." *pointedly looks at Astarion standing behind you.* (at least for Astarion's part he is doing his best not to look interested in the conversation)

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Astarion is probably wondering what will happen to our late night trysts... 🧛

    • @driftingwolf0
      @driftingwolf0 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plan for the 3some. They maybe interested as long as they don't have to do eachother.

    • @MJ-mp1fx
      @MJ-mp1fx 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      I love every character and their dynamics with each other. They put so much thought into it

  • @grymmoire
    @grymmoire ปีที่แล้ว +1076

    Tav: “It was fine.”
    Gale: 😳😡💥

    • @kirikakirikakirika
      @kirikakirikakirika ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Considering how this was his first relationship after being groomed for years and he put so much thought and soul into it, I can understand why that comment would shatter him. Especially considering he would never actually blow up unless Tav literally asked him to.

    • @selty
      @selty ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Lol I don't get why people joke about this when he doesn't threaten to blow up unless you double down and be a huge dick... to which he apologises as soon as he says it lol its not even in the video

    • @grymmoire
      @grymmoire ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@seltyI’m sure next time Tav will stroke his ego so he doesn’t get explody-angry, don’t you worry.

    • @kirikakirikakirika
      @kirikakirikakirika ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@grymmoire
      There's no point in the game where Gale blows himself up because he's mad at Tav. If you push him, ignore his condition, or commit too many evil acts, he simply leaves and dies in a hole somewhere, even though he absolutely could've taken Tav out with him. I'll never understand why people whine about Gale so much, but make every excuse for Astarion, who literally laughs if you let children suffer or claps when he sees gnomes enslaved. If you do a run where you only seek Astarion's approval, it'll lead you to doing some of the most fcked up things in the game. On top of that, I've seen mountains of comments of people making excuses for his ascension, to the point that they actually argue he still loves Tav (even though if you read his mind the game literally says otherwise), but they call Gale arrogant for ascending and trying to become a god that cares for the common man. Wild.

    • @grymmoire
      @grymmoire ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kirikakirikakirika at least Astarion has a sense of humor 😂

  • @CrimsonKLake
    @CrimsonKLake ปีที่แล้ว +383

    “Sure can’t be a surprise I have a practiced tongue.” Astarian in the background “you’re letting these kinds of words woo you? Really? Really really?”

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  ปีที่แล้ว +120

      "You dumped me for this clown?" Lol

  • @sofer2230
    @sofer2230 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Gale: "Given my propensity towards verbosity, surely it can't be a surprise I have a practiced tongue."
    Also Gale: "Fine is... fine."

  • @chief_mourner
    @chief_mourner ปีที่แล้ว +639

    as a gale romancer i do the same thing. he's just too fun to tease.

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  ปีที่แล้ว +112

      One of these days I will give someone else a chance, but omg Gale is so much fun.

    • @lozpopo
      @lozpopo ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I love it when he gets a lil sassy hes so cute when hes annoyed

  • @doot1doo1
    @doot1doo1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    "Not to pull rank but I was Mystra's chosen" yeah how's that going for you king

  • @corneliusmooseknuckle2829
    @corneliusmooseknuckle2829 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

    I like how licking the spider corpse has no purpose other than messing with your companions.

  • @Walsinats4
    @Walsinats4 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    You licked a dead sider. Dead… Spider… you licked it. That is something that happened. I think we need to get you some fresh air and have a long talk about unresolved childhood issues- is what he tells you if you don’t romance him, which somehow is better than any other companions comment

    • @frankisnot1148
      @frankisnot1148 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      He's also a damn hypocrite XDD you REALLY want to talk about unresolved childhood issues, gale? You?

  • @Kittymouth
    @Kittymouth ปีที่แล้ว +401

    😂 Gale's out here, ready to dump your ass for eating rotting spider.

    • @danturtle381
      @danturtle381 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Perfectly reasonable if you ask me lol

  • @asmalltalk
    @asmalltalk ปีที่แล้ว +754

    I find it extra hilarious for some reason that there's always Astarion behind you while you taking a piss out of Gale 😂 bet he loves every second of it 😂
    one other fave moment is when he's tryin to flirt and you ask him if he's talking about his cat 😂😂😂

    • @selty
      @selty ปีที่แล้ว +72

      When he backtracks out of insulting Tav and their hygiene by admitting he likes the smell of their sweat then tries to end the conversation with an intense awkwardness

    • @ettaetta439
      @ettaetta439 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​@@selty💀💀💀💀💀 Now I gotta romance Gale you guys this is too funny

  • @void9938
    @void9938 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    "im gonna tell gale i haven't read a book" absolutely killed me the first time i heard it

  • @sylkates
    @sylkates ปีที่แล้ว +276

    That Astarion/ Gale banter moment really sounds improvised and I love that.

    • @InfiniteAnvil
      @InfiniteAnvil ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It needed an endcap where Astarion says it wasn't an invitation

    • @irradiatedkrill548
      @irradiatedkrill548 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      I think my favorite part is that Astarion DOESN'T tell Gale he's not invited. They're secretly friends, your honor

    • @meotys6276
      @meotys6276 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@irradiatedkrill548 Facts

    • @tiph3802
      @tiph3802 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@irradiatedkrill548Astarion would never admit it, but it's true!

  • @pipwolverine
    @pipwolverine ปีที่แล้ว +328

    I'm not sure why, but the "I'll blow myself up at any moment my feelings are hurt" thing is so adorable 😂

  • @starjump2151
    @starjump2151 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    The way he gets mad about what food you think he’d be 💀 HELP

    • @bingonight1504
      @bingonight1504 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Lemon meringues are delicious too! He's insane

  • @themachokitty3180
    @themachokitty3180 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    My first thought when I met Gale in game was “who is this insufferable elitist asshole?…
    I need to have him”

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Lmao yes!

    • @onioncultistlordoftheonion8315
      @onioncultistlordoftheonion8315 ปีที่แล้ว

      The man's got the appearance of tired English professor with the soul of a whore.
      He's perfect.

    • @samgeorgewhitler
      @samgeorgewhitler 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      yes like i licked the spider again and burst out laughing that endet in a coughing fit because i tried not to spit out my kaffe

  • @bridgetbrennan6615
    @bridgetbrennan6615 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    The Mystra’s FORMER chosen line makes me laugh like a maniac every time.

  • @Kruukk
    @Kruukk ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Gale having a little breakdown because he's 'just' fine is hilarious

  • @TheBlarggle
    @TheBlarggle 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    Karlach saying "Aww, was that Gale's grandad?" lives in my head.

  • @Orsabell
    @Orsabell ปีที่แล้ว +783

    If your romancing him he will make a comment about his love making. You can reply with "It was fine" and He goes off on a rant about "Fine" and threatens to blow himself up.

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Yeah, if you don't tell him you're just kidding, he gets super butt hurt lol

    • @tybronx2446
      @tybronx2446 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That's a mood 😂

    • @givebackmybreadsticks
      @givebackmybreadsticks ปีที่แล้ว +138

      he doesnt threaten to blow himself up, he says u shouldnt mess with someone in a fragile condition. its more of a mopey warning than a threat

    • @backpack_hermit25
      @backpack_hermit25 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@givebackmybreadstickshonestly? I can understand him on that front fr. I felt like he was genuinely paranoid about his orb and worried it could blow up if he isn’t in control of his emotions.. I actually kind of relate to that, having uncontrollable emotions and feeling like the slightest inconvenience will ruin you.

    • @Regina316
      @Regina316 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@backpack_hermit25 I mean, that sounds very reasonable, but if you are in such a perilous condition, then maybe don't romance people? There tends to be a lot of high emotions involved.

  • @reeeeen8075
    @reeeeen8075 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    The reveal that you're romancing him is fantastic

  • @jungtothehuimang
    @jungtothehuimang 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I absolutely love that Larian created a game where you can eat the succubus infused carcass of a spider.. 10/10 honestly.

  • @nadanumber1
    @nadanumber1 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    I know his parents denied him a cat when he was young but why do I get the feeling he was spoiled as a child Lolol. He’s got that mommy’s boy energy.

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Oh my gods does he ever, and I love him in spite of it.

    • @IrisGlowingBlue
      @IrisGlowingBlue 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's the fantasy-Greek
      (/jk)

  • @juxtra6113
    @juxtra6113 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Tav's expression at "Well...maybe Gale" is priceless

  • @boots1622fan
    @boots1622fan ปีที่แล้ว +147

    am i the only one who laughs at gale because whenever he's like 'im gonna explode' it feels so much like a pregnant woman being like 'this is bad for the baby!!' except instead of hurting the baby uh. an entire country explodes or something

    • @richiewitcher4456
      @richiewitcher4456 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I thought the implication was he was a powerful wizard who could cast meteors on everything if you tick him off.

    • @boots1622fan
      @boots1622fan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      nah hes gonna explode@@richiewitcher4456

    • @dmitrishostakovich1447
      @dmitrishostakovich1447 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@richiewitcher4456 Nah the implication is that he has a bomb in his chest lol

  • @angelgothik
    @angelgothik ปีที่แล้ว +169

    When you asked him to go upstage and then Astarion approved 😂😂😂
    Poor Gale.

  • @S117M4sterChief
    @S117M4sterChief 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    There’s a moment where, if you’re not wearing clothes and speak to Gale, he has a unique line of you’re not romancing him: “You look…comfortable. A mite over-exposed, given the perils of our adventure, but I suppose it adds a thrilling edge to leave oneself open to danger, and…other things. I assume your choice of apparel isn’t the subject of the day. What’s on your hind-I mean, mind?”

  • @eesamees
    @eesamees 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    5:32 i love newbon’s delivery of this line so much- it’s so from the gut and like he’s holding his breath haha

  • @LawdyGawd
    @LawdyGawd ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I haven't had the pleasure of playing with Gale yet because he ragequit my party on my first run and then I chewed off his hand on my second. But he seems hilarious. I like that little detail of seeing Astarion react to his speech about things that are "fine."

    • @Amayawolf_01
      @Amayawolf_01 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Wtf did you do to make him quit? Kill everyone in the grove?

    • @LawdyGawd
      @LawdyGawd 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Amayawolf_01 Yeah. You can convince him to stay but I failed the check.

  • @SRHtheHedgehog
    @SRHtheHedgehog ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Him yelling stop licking the damn thing literally makes me cry laugh

  • @NullitasOfOne
    @NullitasOfOne 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Gale has hard core golden retriever energy. 😂😂😂 even when you’re mean to him he acts like it’s end of the world but as soon as you say sorry or that you were joking he’s completely fine again. 😂 man’s got it bad

  • @togusawiththedrip6105
    @togusawiththedrip6105 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    i am absolutely obssessed with Gale i need to be stopped-

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  ปีที่แล้ว +39

      me too... I thought I would have been all over Astarion, but there is something about Gale!

    • @backpack_hermit25
      @backpack_hermit25 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@KimbersismSamexhere. Was like, ‘okay I only know of Astarion rn, I’m assuming I’ll have no choice but to go with him. Then Gale came and his story was so… beautiful? It was such a gorgeous storyline that really hit home. And he reflects humanity and it’s flaws in such a good way.

  • @dylanbouffard5437
    @dylanbouffard5437 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Astarion: "I am going to fucking kill you" :)
    Gale: "I will level this whole god damn city to atoms"

  • @isabelle8284
    @isabelle8284 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I think my favourite about all of this is, that Secondary School is canon in Fearun.

  • @xVibra
    @xVibra ปีที่แล้ว +763

    There's something about messing with someone who cares a little too much about your opinion of them. It's why people go after toxic partners, because even if they don't care about you, they care about what you think of them. It's better that than just indifference to what you have to say. Cat and mouse is better than cat and rock.

    • @rhiwen9
      @rhiwen9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      damn... I'll be thinking abt that all day

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  ปีที่แล้ว +242

      Cat and mouse is better than cat and rock... pinning that. Very insightful... Gale is overeager and reeks of desperation and I think that's why so many of us clown on him so easily. But on the other hand, he is dedicated and would bend over backwards to prove himself to his friends and lover. He surely doesn't deserve any of this, but thankfully he is just a sexy cartoon character.

    • @AceofHearth
      @AceofHearth ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's a weird take on a relationshiop. Get therapy and don't unpack it here, thanks!

    • @graydhd8688
      @graydhd8688 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      You clearly missed the point@@AceofHearth

    • @TotallySquirrel
      @TotallySquirrel ปีที่แล้ว

      Well damn! I'm saving that!

  • @dhampir_days
    @dhampir_days ปีที่แล้ว +154

    don't bully my husband, he may be a wet cat of a man but I love him 😔

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You know it's funny. I only do it bc I love him, too ;)

  • @RoseKoneko
    @RoseKoneko ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Nothing like asking your mortal ex boyfriend to blow up some things. You know he vaguely reminded me at first of DA Awakenings Anders and oh no, that might be more than a vague sense.

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Every time he talks about Mystra, I want to tell him to keep her name out of his mouth >.>

  • @yahyahyor
    @yahyahyor ปีที่แล้ว +51

    God the voice acting in this game is so good

  • @teleportsaroundyou4629
    @teleportsaroundyou4629 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Playing as a sorcerer leads to so much butting heads with him, it’s a nice rivalry that becomes a wonderful friendship or relationship. I was gonna be nice bc I heard the Sorcerer lines can be pretty condescending but my guys first camp interaction was being dismissive of me because I wasn’t “learned” in magic so he started it lol

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I've said it before and I'll say it again... Gale started it!

  • @pipalittle5216
    @pipalittle5216 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    He’s so fun to mess with 😂

  • @amber61pop
    @amber61pop หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    the fact you roasted him to shit in the first part of the video to then just smooch him was so funny

  • @zaldew
    @zaldew 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I love this relashonship of a cocky explosive wizard and his dommy mommy that keeps his ego and the bomb he put in his chest in check

  • @themeddler7806
    @themeddler7806 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    In the Gale camp cause he'll love you even if you go the mind flayer route at the end. He legit would love you if you were a worm. 😫😭
    (There’s a myriad of other reasons, but that's definitely one of them that just makes me melt.)

  • @Sticker_Sheetz
    @Sticker_Sheetz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Gale getting so butt hurt just bc you said ur night with him was fine and then awkwardly trying to play it off after is just so cute I love him

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Woe betide anyone who tries to stop me 💜

  • @Ewwreally
    @Ewwreally 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    “Nobody weeps because the weather is “fine”

  • @idrisredacted1229
    @idrisredacted1229 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The first conversation is really weird if you take into account the fact that it's entirely possible for the PC to not only also be a wizard, but also several centuries older than Gale 😅

    • @4Shaman
      @4Shaman ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He might have other voice lines for wizards, they often do

    • @MogamiKyoko13
      @MogamiKyoko13 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I played a Mephistopheles Tiefling Sorcerer in one of my playthroughs, and he gets very salty if you choose options like "uh-huh, I can do that ~without~ having had to study for years." He's so bitchy; I love him.

    • @chmpgneprblms
      @chmpgneprblms 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@4Shamanremember in early access when he called you a worse wizard

  • @keelymaurine227
    @keelymaurine227 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    All this has shown me is I am missing out by being so nice and babying Gale at every turn 😂

  • @dragonflyghter6854
    @dragonflyghter6854 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    The lovers test at the end. “At least you didn’t compare me to a spotted dick.” 🤣
    Nearly fell out of my chair.
    Funny thing was on my first play through I wanted to pick Onion, but wasn’t sure he’d get offended because they are smelly and make people cry. But when he approved of that answer I was like “Oh! Well…. Huh.”

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol he's such a dork

    • @Shiverwar
      @Shiverwar ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I guess because like an onion, there's... layers... to him? I dunno.

    • @hag8752
      @hag8752 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Onions have layers 😂😂

    • @wilczus222
      @wilczus222 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ogre's have layers 😂😂

    • @themeddler7806
      @themeddler7806 ปีที่แล้ว

      HE APPROVED?! THE HECK?!?

  • @Cerberus8295
    @Cerberus8295 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I think eating spiders is disgusting but would take the bullet just to annoy gale😂

  • @ShadowtheRonin
    @ShadowtheRonin 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Gale is so cute!
    "Oh! Well. I hope I didn't make too much of an ass of myself just now. I'll see there is indeed more to come. Woe betide anyone that tries to stop me!" *Shakes fist.*

  • @karikasumi888
    @karikasumi888 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    🤣🤣 he's so upset about the fine comment. He likes to seem cool and collected but he can get rather prickly. 🤣🤣 It's so amusing

  • @Skunnt
    @Skunnt ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I relate to him. Any slight inconvenience or emotional turmoil and I also want to blow up lol

  • @Nyokicat99
    @Nyokicat99 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love my sensitive big brained Gale ❤❤

  • @disableddragonborn
    @disableddragonborn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I love his reaction when you fail the Constitution saving throw for licking the spider. I kept redoing it but sadly I only managed to get that reaction twice because my entire party's Constitution was too high to fail more.

  • @cylusonsteam
    @cylusonsteam ปีที่แล้ว +12

    How dare you not start off with the high five

  • @flamboyantwarlock7101
    @flamboyantwarlock7101 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Who needs years of study, when I can give Withers the change I found in the couch?

  • @TimeForRotting
    @TimeForRotting 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    “STOP LICKING THE DAMN THING 😡”

  • @Rathdrgnknight
    @Rathdrgnknight ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I'm sorry, you can compare him to an onion like shrek??? I have to know what happens if you choose that option lmao

    • @queytery
      @queytery 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      i choose onion and he approved it, and said something like "good metaphor, now i hope you won’t lose me some kisses"

  • @christaTiessn435
    @christaTiessn435 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He just has such .....cheerful im so done energy, its just so funny. I cant even be mad. 😂

  • @crab-manSorghame
    @crab-manSorghame ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how pissed he gets, yet he is never not dignified.

  • @kittikat4124
    @kittikat4124 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Astarion just hanging out is so real of him

  • @jimmy8154
    @jimmy8154 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Gale's least favorite word is "fine".

  • @chattychatotchannel
    @chattychatotchannel ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Stop licking the damn thing D:

  • @tank_dempsey
    @tank_dempsey ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Gale is severely underrated

  • @courier6640
    @courier6640 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Gale: "I literally f*cked the goddess of magic. Who do you think you are?"
    Tav: "The Protagonist."
    Withers: "Preach it."

  • @emilynewman7997
    @emilynewman7997 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    hes so sassy and dramatic i love him

  • @gzapray7203
    @gzapray7203 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Gale speaks for every single parent who has a toddler, and for every single pet owners out there.

  • @Arlosdarkcloset
    @Arlosdarkcloset ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Gale is such a dad

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yes! He even makes dad noises when we climb rocks and ladders.

    • @Arlosdarkcloset
      @Arlosdarkcloset ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Kimbersism no way 😭💀

  • @bp6h
    @bp6h 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    “Practiced tongue” yoooo 😂 man’s got a little rizz going on

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      They don't call him "The Rizzard of Waterdeep" for nothing

  • @martintrudel2523
    @martintrudel2523 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Judge you for licking a dead spider BUT feed on your shoes... Oh gale...

  • @TheRoseThornWitch
    @TheRoseThornWitch ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Me: Oh, they're just not going to stop you licking it again-
    Gale: _as if scolding a child_ Stoplickingdadamnthang!

  • @chloesantos8637
    @chloesantos8637 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    He's so fucking funny lmao

  • @thiriann
    @thiriann ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Picked a wizard, didn't really think much about the fact we already will have a wizard in the camp. Then he proceeded to shame me at every turn . This is why Astarion is more likeable, Gale. At least he makes fun of all of us equally or almost equally

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  ปีที่แล้ว +65

      That is wild that he didn't want another Wizard around, I did the Sorc and he had opinions on that too.

    • @ynashley
      @ynashley ปีที่แล้ว +31

      yah i chose a sorcerer and i totally would’ve romanced gale over astarion if gale didn’t talk down to me abt magic and the weave as soon as i met him 😭😭

    • @soulmana1010
      @soulmana1010 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@ynashley tsk some people cant appreciate a good rivals to lovers

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@soulmana1010 but does he stop being an asshat once you are lovers? I’m ok with my enemy/rival/teammate being a twat, but I don’t like that in a companion/lover

    • @DZombieDragon
      @DZombieDragon ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@elenalizabethI played a sorcerer in my first play through, and other than the circle interaction in Act 2, he does actually stop making comments when you romance him. He actually stops making comments in general eventually from what I’ve seen, I think he just feels the need to prove himself ‘useful’ in the very beginning, so he acts overconfident to achieve that. Though his behaviour can worsen depending on your choices with him.
      To be fair, the man is very insecure after what happened with Mystra…it’s not an excuse, but it does explain his behaviour. In my opinion, his romance is actually one of the best I’ve seen in the game as a hopeless romantic 😅

  • @jwiller4356
    @jwiller4356 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I thought he used to have a different line about the spider where he’s like “wow there was a dead spider carcass and you licked it, that is a thing that actually happened” or something along those lines when I first heard it it was the funniest line in the entire game to me

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It might be different because I'm romancing him? You're right, he can say that in response.

  • @weepyllama
    @weepyllama 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    4:45 EXACTLY YOU YELL IT BBG KARLACH!!

  • @sono_chi_no_sodium_chlorid7635
    @sono_chi_no_sodium_chlorid7635 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Well... Maybe Gale..." First time I've heard this I almost spat my drink lmao

  • @TheOystersClam
    @TheOystersClam ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Karlach: “poor Gale he must be in bits”
    Me: well he’s not quite in bits yet, just wait until the next boss fight 🤭

  • @thinblood
    @thinblood ปีที่แล้ว +4

    stop licking the damn thing is my #1 top hee hee ha ha moment in baldur's gate 3

  • @kayleighbrown459
    @kayleighbrown459 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This character is growing on me like a fungus.

  • @chattychatotchannel
    @chattychatotchannel ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Omg Karlach is so great haha

  • @Brodes235
    @Brodes235 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    When I licked the spider the first time I had karlach fully romanced and she said to my male character “do I smell BEEF?!!” it was definitely a “pause cause I’m laughing my ass off” type of moment

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Lmao I can just hear her in my head. Karlach’s my best girl 💜

  • @awwmahbreadsticks1094
    @awwmahbreadsticks1094 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    7:00 love that fist shake

    • @Kimbersism
      @Kimbersism  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      me too 🥰

  • @tiph3802
    @tiph3802 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This video is why I put Gale in my party once I finally bought the game.

  • @Stef.with.an.F
    @Stef.with.an.F ปีที่แล้ว +22

    What does he hate lemon meringue so much? 😂😂😂

    • @IrisGlowingBlue
      @IrisGlowingBlue 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I saw someone's answer for this actually! It's because 'tart' is British for 'slut' xD
      So we're essentially calling him easy and not able to keep his shit together

  • @Gamegurladdict
    @Gamegurladdict ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Karlach when you taste the meat: 😏
    Gale when you taste the meat: STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING 😡

  • @haypac5840
    @haypac5840 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think I'm gonna be giggling random all night; "STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING!"

  • @real_super_nova
    @real_super_nova ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Karlachs willingness to let gale teach her how to read in order to keep his mind busy🥺