Giuliani’s Thirsty Calls & Uvalde Police Lies Exposed | The Daily Show
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- Beijing has repeatedly accessed TikTok users’ data in the U.S., the January 6th hearings expose Rudy Giuliani’s desperate calls to state legislators, video evidence reveals Uvalde police could have stopped the gunman upon first entering the school, and President Biden falls off a bike, prompting Donald Trump to promise never to ride a bike himself. #DailyShow #Comedy #TrevorNoah
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"Journalists shouldn't be reporting what the police said. They should be investigating what *actually* happened."
--Trevor sums up how law enforcement has lost the trust of the American people
So the 2018 bombing attempt in Uvalde by two middle schoolers which revealed a plan to commit a school shooting in 2022, anything on that? But they didn't see it coming 🙈
Except he doesn't do that himself.
@@apersonwhoknows Democrats dont use all available Info-Sources, i'd argue.
Never forget to vote and also use 'Some More News' and 'Telltale Atheist' as
Info-Sources and Warning-Signs.
Qanon, Radicals and so much more is covered by those Guys. Local Issues, Global Issues,Cosmic-Horror-Issues. I mean, hello, can you have more Issues?
@@apersonwhoknows Trevor Noah isn't a journalist.
@@musicwillsaveme I know that.
They bust into people houses when they THINK it might be someone bad in there, but not when someone is shooting children. These children have been murdered over and over again. By the shooter, by cops, by the cover ups. Survivors will need some of the best therapy that American Insurance won't pay for.
Correction: when they think someone bad AND black is in there.
@@gamepapa1211 you are so right
**black people homes
HATE SAY SO BUT NOT SURRPRISED!!!
Sooooo are they saying cop's LIE??? Who would have thought!
Imagine entering the school, just as a civilian, and hearing those gun shots, knowing that someone was killing children. And everyone's natural inclination is to stop the shooter. Imagine the thoughts running through the officers minds when they were standing there in the hall. They heard the shots, knew children were dying, and didn't simply stand there. They lied about the scene, and retreated. Imagine retreating, armed with assault rifles, with a squad of other armed cops, and all of them walking away from saving those kids. This is unthinkable.
Because he was armed. They are only brave when it’s someone mentally ill, unarmed, elderly, etc. they are brave “heroes “ when an elderly woman with dementia almost walked out of Walmart without paying for something and they tackled her popping her shoulder out of the socket. Then showing the video to others at the station saying “wait for it wait for it!!” Talking about her shoulder popping. They then left her injured in the cell and gave no medical attention even saying she was fine and it was another inmate who did it. 🤔🤔
One of the cops in the hallway was married to one of the teachers and SPOKE TO HER ON THE PHONE and still didn't go in.
He wasn't allowed to go in. His weapon was confiscated.
@@Monkey-fc9nc lol yeah sure
Surveillance footage has come out that shows officers inside the school fifteen minutes after the shooter entered the school. Officers withdrew from the building, when they were properly equipped to take on the shooter. And the shooter continued killing children and teachers for the proceeding hour. It was a free-for-all.
Could you imagine mourning your child and you find out about this and then you continue to see this in the news? Man my heart goes out for these families😭
Hi!!
Makes me feel sick. I can’t even begin to imagine.
The Uvalde police were missing something.
I believe its called Courage.
I will go with having racism.
as trevor said, they go in guns blazing on citizens every day- but they do it in a way that requires ZERO courage. our police don't have a mindset to save anyone, to protect anyone, but themselves.
@@aliciafields-worldtravelle8248 Please look at a few easily-researched facts about this appalling tragedy and travesty before playing the racism card - it's disrespectful to the innocent victims (including the LEO who was held back from going in to assist his dying teacher wife) and it distracts from the real issues at hand
They thought the shooter was making America great again. That's why they waited so long. Why do you think they all privated/deleted their social media?
@@istdochallesegal3427 found the bootlicker
The officers provided time and cover to the shooter. They need to be charged as accomplices in the assault on the school.
So the 2018 bombing attempt in Uvalde by two middle schoolers which revealed a plan to commit a school shooting in 2022, anything on that? But they didn't see it coming 🙈
This absolutely
I advocate this
The answer to Trevor's question @7:20 - why didn't the Uvalde officers TRY to go in earlier - is easy: Their PRIMARY concern these days ISN'T public safety. Their primary concern is "officer safety." They will not risk their own lives for the public until there is *NO OTHER CHOICE.*
I can't wrap my mind around the key thing either. When have police ever needed a key to break into somewhere?
"Journalists shouldn't be reporting what the police said. They should be investigating what actually happened." What we know EVERY time we hear a report about a situation involving the police.
So the 2018 bombing attempt in Uvalde by two middle schoolers which revealed a plan to commit a school shooting in 2022, anything on that? But they didn't see it coming 🙈
Investigative journalism? Such a rarity these days. Too many news outlets are relying on our social media reactions instead of doing their jobs. I get better news coverage from comedians than from actual news sources.
Cops lie, always.
It is an old adage in journalism "If your mother says she loves you, check it out." If you don't check your sources, it's not journalism. It's just a rumor.
Objective Journalism died yrs ago.
I am absolutely infuriated by the lack of urgency from the Uvalde police, those children deserved better, so many more of them could have been saved.
if the shooter was black they would storm in the second they arrive
So the 2018 bombing attempt in Uvalde by two middle schoolers which revealed a plan to commit a school shooting in 2022, anything on that? But they didn't see it coming 🙈
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
They were too busy trying to arrest the PARENTS who were distraught outside the school!
So the 2018 bombing attempt in Uvalde by two middle schoolers which revealed a plan to commit a school shooting in 2022, anything on that? But they didn't see it coming 🙈
"He fell off his bicycle today..." said the man who can't walk down a ramp.
Or sip water with one hand, or put together a coherent sentence, or take accountability for anything. But he can sure lie well!
That man JUMPED to his feet. He's 80. I'm half that age and couldn't do that. I'd have to hang out on the ground and process my humiliation first.
Right lets see that idiot ex president do that
Then you’re EXTREMELY unfit. Put down the donuts and cake for once.
@@tioswift3676 hey man hitting the concrete hard like that can knock the wind out of you. No shame in sitting there for a second after a fall.
Honestly though Biden is rather nimble on his feet. Wonder if he was an athlete at some point or something
@@tioswift3676 I'm not the fittest but at least I'm nice!
@@Person1865 Don't worry about Tio...he's just a troll making fun of Biden and other people.
There are several comments from him in this comment section, and all follow along that line.
When police shoot unarmed civilians they always say they were in fear for their life and that has never made sense to me. In reality, the Uvalde school response seems much more like how a person in fear would react.
Cops are bullies. Bullies are cowards. Bullies only act when they won't personally get hurt.
It's how racists react when there aren't many white kids present but no one ready for that conversation
You can see this play out over and over in police violence. When they say 'I feared for my life', it is not the physical well being they are referring to, but the existential threat they feel because of someone scaring them when, in their mind, they should be the scary one. When police are actually worried about their physical well being they are a lot more cautious.
@Ivory👋👋👋
Your perspective is brilliant, because that weak excuse never held water no matter how many times racist cops utter it. Uvalde cops proved to us all how scared cops actually react.
So let me get this straight.... Presumably well trained police officers with body armor, assault riffles and a basaltic shield are not properly fitted out to go after a shooter... But a random, presumably less well trained teacher, with just a handgun hidden away at their desk is all we need to stop the next shooter... Is that supposed to make sense some how??? Even if we were to remodel every single school building across the country to have a single door and "man traps" hidden throughout there still seems to be a variable or two missing from the equation.
I have been riding a bike for over 40 years. The other day I had unclipped my shoe about a block ahead of the finish. What I didn't realize is that while I finished the block the shoe had slipped into the clip. I stopped the bike, and boom landed on the ground. 🤣. I hadn't done this since the first time I wore clip in shoes. Thank goodness I am not the President. We make a big deal about something that can happen to anyone.
You spent money on the body armor they wore to stand in the parking lot in. That riot shield? Those assault rifles?
You paid for it. For them to hide with.
Didn't even try the frickin door.
like I said. it seemed like the police was waiting for the person that they chose to go into the school to finish doing what they sent him in there to do. they literally waited for him to run out of bullets or whatever
Maybe you should put your life on the line and show them how it's done.
@@MicMucique2 The sheriff ordered them to stage outside.
@@lostcheese411 The chief said he didn't know who was incident commander. The highest badge there never bothered to know what the command structure was. They lost the right to hear them out the second they got caught lieing. This is just more condemnation.
So tired of the constant lies and shifty excuses from law enforcement
@Benjamin David Lurie reallocate funds from the police, it has to be pc or some people will flip out smh.
and they wonder why we fear and hate them
No problem is we not funding the right places. We spending our money on dumb stuff aka the war. We need more trainning, More test, more exp on actual issues of rn ( insert issues here) during trainning, and etc.
i bet you they still use a video from 1980's or something introduction of becoming a police officer. That's what we need.
@@jorge9142011 only way that real change will be seen imo is get all the older people out of politics. Older people don't reflect the face of society, especially politicians. Tell me, what does a politician know of the hardships of the middle class and poor?! Nothing, that's what!! The halls of Congress need young and fresh minds so that real change can be done and seen in the US.
@Benjamin David Lurie 40% of Uvalde's budget goes to LE. They have local PD, Sheriff's department, a LOCAL state troopers office AND a Uvalde school district police department...oh, and a heavy border patrol presence. They failed. They have blood on their hands.
Dude, I’m in my twenties and I don’t jump back up after a bike fall like that!
Honestly I am so happy to have our president falling on a bike be the thing that everyone is talking about. Gives me very "Obama in a tan suit" vibes.
well, not if it's by choice, to detract from more pressing issues...
can't be happy about that
I think the most depressing thing about this focus on Biden's bike fall is it illustrates how bike illiterate we are. Anyone who has spent a little time in clipped pedals has fallen down like this no matter what age in the same way you would fall down when you try to step if your shoelaces suddenly got tied together. This happens to bicyclists of all ages and abilities.
Exactly
thats why I got rid of my clipless and now ride with uber cool BMX pedals. I've seen pro riders fall like that.
Yes thats cool and all but you would be all over this having it on replay all day every day if it was Trump or anyone from the right.
Most of the people making fun of his fall can't even ride a bike in the first place (or won't).
That's why I got rid of my bike... Oh, also the whole "I can't ride it" thing, but mainly the clips... that I didn't have on it.
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun, is not to sell him a gun in the first place.
So you expect the cops to protect you when a bad guy steals a gun or buys one off the black market? This is evidence that we can't trust "others" to protect you or your children
Facts
If we can 3d print rocket engines they can 3d print guns.
It’s called the 2nd Amendment which allows citizens to carry firearms. Fact.
@@tioswift3676 is an amendment that can be amended... Fact
I don't understand how the police were just standing there listening to those kids scream and gunshots! How dare you!🤬. Those teachers and kid's had NOTHING!
Every cop that lied needs to be fired with no pension. Save the people money. Uvalde police have scammed the community enough.
Every time cops “forget” tot urn on their body cams they need to get fined. Have the fines increase each offense until a certain amount then fired.
It should be on before they leave the station. Checked by senior sergeant and double checked by desk sergeant or lieutenant.
If the camera is off, and the cop is involved in any shooting, automatic life sentence.
So the 2018 bombing attempt in Uvalde by two middle schoolers which revealed a plan to commit a school shooting in 2022, anything on that? But they didn't see it coming 🙈.
As a cyclist, falling on a bike with clips or cages is just part of the routine. I have hit the deck a number of times, and I have been a competitive cyclist, it just happens, just glad that Joe is okay.
Glad you said that. I’m not competitive but have put in thousands of hours. I can’t tell you home many time I went down because of those toe clips and how many others I’ve seen do the same thing. I hate it when it happens when everyone can see, let alone the whole world.
That's why I ride alone. Plenty of low speed falls on my record. Few witnesses 😄
Was Biden’s bike ok? What about the pavement?
@@tioswift3676 is your brain ok?
Exactly! Anyone who’s laughing has never ridden a bike with pedal clips. It happens. A lot.
Police when an unarmed person is shot reaching for their waistband: "I was afraid he would draw a gun and shoot me!"
Police when they don't confront a school shooter: "I was afraid he would draw a gun and shoot me!"
The cops is so kind to wait for the key instead of using breaching charge or battering ram usually carried by SWAT
Federal Prison for all the errant officers and their superiors.
Yet we know they are all still working or even get paid while they are on leave
I am more and more disgusted by the law enforcement response to Uvalde. I’m also saddened that, as a parent, I fear my kids being exposed to this story, because it is that traumatizing. What would kids learn? That not only are they being targeted, but that nearly anyone can get a mass killing machine and the lives of children are not worth an adequate response.
Not only can they get a killing machine but they are being encouraged to do so by a certain ilk of disgusting "people."
Not to mention the fact that a hugely vocal minority cares more about guns and gun profits than kids, despite most of these people also being "pro-life". Such a sad joke.
I know.
My 15 y/o granddaughter has told me she doesn't wanna return back to school next yr.
They had to have a lock down recently when the major retail grocery store in the area got robbed by 3 men @ gunpoint.
They were caught right away b/c the police station was right beside the grocery store.
Talk about dumb criminals, huh?
But, all of these school shootings has really traumatized her & she really doesn't wanna talk about it to anyone even though I try to get her to open up to me.
I'm more than happy to homeschool her if her mom will allow it. Anything for her peace of mind.
They need to change their motto from "To protect and serve" to "All the gear, no idea"
Ii up you uuuû
Falling down? How is that embarrassing?! And I've always felt it's easy to fall off a bicycle.
Wow, police were caught lying?
I’m so shocked.
It's crazy people getting on Biden for falling off a bike at 80, most of us fell off bikes more times than we can remember at all ages. What, because he's the president he's supposed to be infallible?
Infallible should be in-FALL-able!
How dare the President fall off a bike!!
People don’t like being reminded that the President is just a human being like the rest of us, I guess.
EXACTLY! He's the president, not some super hero with magical powers!
I hope I'm still capable of doing physical activities at 80. Certain I won't be doing them as the President of the United States.
How angry those parents must be
@Dima Dima Bot
The kosta part was pure gold, best one to date, hilarious!
There is no such thing as 'private' on the internet
IT'S HEARTBREAKING TO HEAR THAT THOSE POLICE WAITED SO LONG, TO HELP THOSE KIDS ON THAT DAY 😢
Heartbreaking.... seems as though we need a stronger adjective don't we....
Yeah heartbreaking is not enough. Maybe eternally dissapointing. Disgusting. Weak. Cowardly. Wrapped up in one word.
it is actually despicable deplorable and downright criminal that they waited so long. this is a criminal cover up in Texas….Just pathetic, the governor and all involved
@@towanda2947 contemptible. Not only did they wait more than an hour, but they also arrested parents who tried to go in.
@@thepackable the words your looking for are "Absolutely Condoned by the Supreme Court" as the SCOTUS has ruled that officers have no obligation to help you if you're in trouble. Plenty of cases have been thrown out because of this fact, take the guy who drowned just a couple weeks ago because the cop didn't help him, that cop cannot be charged as he doesn't need to help if it puts him in ANY danger.
You see when you give a system the chance to correct itself, it usually just ends up covering its own mistakes.
This is what happens when we’ve put police on such a high pedestal and basically gave them sovereign citizen status…they could do no wrong
Exactly!
They are all liers in Chicago!
And to think they'd put on the tough guy act when they're busting a black guy unloading groceries out of the back of his SUV. Pathetic!
Bingo!!!
@@gamepapa1211 Cry more child
This new way of using correspondents works so much better! Love it
You are outstanding, Trevor😍🤗
Honestly, I wonder if these cops did nothing because the children were primarily Latino
Why is everyone silent on this massive piece of Intel.... That was clear from day 1, the shooting was planned
So the 2018 bombing attempt in Uvalde by two middle schoolers which revealed a plan to commit a school shooting in 2022, anything on that? But they didn't see it coming 🙈
My first thought, as soon as I saw the kids' pictures.
i also thought the attack was racial
Wasn't Trump the one who was showing off his own impressive ability to successfully drink water from a glass? 🙄
An admiring crowd cheered him for that.
He also bravely walked down a ramp 😆😆
@@user-wickedflower He also skillfully put away his umbrella before he stepped into Air Force One.
Don't forget about the time he bravely soldiered on up the stairs to board AF1 with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
Simple pleasures for simple minds.
Sippy cup*
Trevor! Yes. Reporting what the police tell you after an incident is not journalism. It’s lazy, and it happens all the time! I’ve seen it up close, and yes absolutely you are so correct Trevor, they should be investigating - not parroting. And what happened in Uvalde is the perfect example of why. 🎯
Violence is scary 😨 and to extreme for us 🇺🇸 all!!!
I remember reading the story about the mother who went into the school while the shooter was in, got BOTH her children, from different parts of the school, and got out.
Maybe they should defund the police,
"they had to wait, for a key"
😞
So the 2018 bombing attempt in Uvalde by two middle schoolers which revealed a plan to commit a school shooting in 2022, anything on that? But they didn't see it coming 🙈
A key that they didn't even need 😒
And, a little girls got out by herself…
While the police let the wife of a cop die IN AGONY as they took his gun away and detained him.
A guy riding a bike after 80 and only falling because his foot got caught in the foot guard (I could easily see myself doing that 😂) is quite impressive tbh. I would absolutely love to see trump even attempt to get on a bicycle.
a big wheel would be more his speed. and still get injured from his poor bonespurs
Trump never learned to ride a bike.
The toilet paper stuck to his shoe would get in the way!
That part 🤣🤣😂
@@martyk1156 lmhaooooo 🤣🤣😅🙃 only a Big Mac🤣😆
Oh yeah…. Am back for my therapy session again 🙌🙌
If you’ve ever ridden a bike with toe clips or pedal cages, you know it’s super easy to fall over when you stop because you can’t get your feet disengaged from the clips in time.
The massacre at Uvalde is so sad it literally makes me cry, but now this! To try to cover it up! Take responsibility!
So the 2018 bombing attempt in Uvalde by two middle schoolers which revealed a plan to commit a school shooting in 2022, anything on that? But they didn't see it coming 🙈
At least he's not dragging a piece of toilet paper behind him and knows how to close an umbrella.
and walk down a ramp.
@@nonyabizness.original And drink a glass of water with one hand. Lol😉
The Daily Show -keeps us aware 🇺🇸 thx Trevor 😂
Democrats dont use all available Info-Sources, i'd argue.
Never forget to vote and also use 'Some More News' and 'Telltale Atheist' as
Info-Sources and Warning-Signs.
Qanon, Radicals and so much more is covered by those Guys. Local Issues, Global Issues, Cosmic-Horror-Issues. I mean, hello, can you have more Issues?
A bear ate my face... 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣Trevor u don't know how much i needed these laughs today. Thank you, you are such a gift!
Police don't just automatically get respect because they put in a badge and a uniform that still has to be earned by deeds and giving respect to their community
Let's just hope that our country does not fall apart under the gop's delusion of the election being stolen if it was Biden claiming that the election was stolen they will tell him it was not.
I could not agree more
I guess the rules are different when it's a white guy who can actually shoot back at them.
Then why do yo respect the president before they even get into office?
Saving the most innocent and vulnerable.
"Journalistts shouldn't be reporting what the police say, they should be investigating what happened."
THAT PART. I had to stop the video to cheer and yell about it.
@@willbephore3086 why? Hes right but it also needs to apply to politicians. Ill cheer and yell when it happens.
@@lolwillow188 that's totally fair. For me though having someone with as much influence as him making that point so powerfully is a milestone toward getting this idea into the greater mentality. Countless people have said it before, but I haven't seen it from someone at his level of influence, and not the way he laid it out there. Not just that they lie, but that journalists, specifically, should investigate before reporting what they say as the truth.
@@lolwillow188 no 💩 Sherlock. That's why we try to convict treasonous traitor GOPs.
but first we have to deal with the 71,000,000 mules lol
Absolutely. Journalist shouldn't be going off what the police say,they should investigate it.
I've fallen like that off my bike (once, when a car was coming to the light I had stopped at, in the lane I had fallen into). Clips get stuck, cages keep hold, it can happen to literally anyone on a bike.
Hello!
I’m a healthy 30 year old and I’ve fallen off my bike multiple times from the toe clips. It happens. Some of y’all have never ridden a bike as an adult and it shows 😂
yeah it's no big deal
Lol as a 33 yr old, same here
Trevor isn't old enough to realize this yet, but he should be giving President Biden props for getting right up after that fall. The older one gets, the harder a fall is on the body. When I was young I'd just bounce up from being thrown from a horse, but now a stumble feels like falling from a 2nd story window. And I'm a couple decades younger than Joe Biden.
Trump is so gross. He criticizes Biden for falling from his bike, yet just the image of Trump riding a bike is laughable.
Then you’re EXTREMELY unfit if you’re decades younger and couldn’t do that. Maybe put down the donuts and ice cream?
@@tioswift3676 project much?
"Just the image of Trump riding a bicycle is laughable.." I'm sure there's a meme for that!
@@tioswift3676 was that statement unavoidable? Jeez
I picture it with training wheels. Now there's a laugh.
"and NOW we're finding out"
I don't know how anyone didn't already know this evidence would appear. There was excellent reason to believe this right along, for years. It's explicitly why I never used TikTok.
Shocking, just shocking.
Ann 👋
Those men who failed their duties deserve to be stripped of their badges and sent to prison. Key or not they could of kicked the door down...those kids didn't deserve to lose their lives due to those cops negligence..their families should be ashamed of them..
So the 2018 bombing attempt in Uvalde by two middle schoolers which revealed a plan to commit a school shooting in 2022, anything on that? But they didn't see it coming 🙈,
Honestly it's just nice when the breaking news about the president is just them falling over on a bicycle.
I don't think I can go back to being scared of what new $hit the president has done. 😫
Pathetic. Go find a safe space since you’re so scared.
Agreed! As semi-exaggerated the news can be over a small slip on a bike, it just goes to show that we are back to when President drama was them living their day-to-day life.
It's so nice isn't it haha
Yeah, but with Biden's approval rating falling like it just fell off a bike, tweety mc bone spurs will be back before you know it. Is Mars habitable yet? This place is getting to be too much lately
@@gorak9000 Ugh if our alien overlords could hurry up that would be great 👽🧎🏿♀️
It’s ALL Just Sooo Horrible.. So Horrible
Thanks for what you and your crew do, Trevor!
I had a friend that fell off her bike exactly the same way. She broke her hip.
Yikes, that's pretty serious. I've fallen the same way a couple of times, which is why I don't use toe clips anymore.
Ouch
I don’t ever again want to hear a single Republican scream against defunding the police.
but you will
To be fair it’s not only republicans, ask establishment/corporate democrats and they will not agree to defunding the police. In fact Joe Biden had agreed and fought in favor of cutting social security, Medicare and other things that are usually tied to republicans
Thanks so much. Gr8 segment.
That's really messed up.
Wait, cops were waiting for a key to open the door? In all the drug busts I've seen, don't they just ram the door and force their way in? Was this door made by dwarfs to make it so durable as to need a key?
They actually couldn't break down the door, because it was a school/ public building and the cost to replace the door is not in the school budget. Drug dealers doors is a different thing.
@@Kevin-bl6lg Ah, so in the end, they were thinking about the school, how thoughtful of them.
@@ziletales yeah, school wouldn't want to explain why they had to stop school projects due to replacing that door. The solution is that every school creates a budget for this kind of event, then no administrator will stop police.
@@Kevin-bl6lg I see now how the one-door policy in schools will be of help. If that one door is secured, then no one gets in.
@@Kevin-bl6lg so cost of replacing door > how many human lives?
Polico should be held accountable for waiting so long
I say police should be held as a complex since they waited for so long and told so many different lives. because of my eyes you can't tell me now 100% certain I am. that they let that kid finish killing all those kids. that's just my perception. like when you the police and you trying to stop people from going in to save the children when that's really actually your job. kind of feel like you hired a gun send them in there and said nope we going to let him finish first and then we going to go in.
Costa was hilarious at the end 🤣👏🏾
The graph and three little bounces killed 😂
The daily show is a show for all people, it's collaborative, it's engaging. Kudos to the team
Thank you Trevor for continuing to tell the truth. People are already stepping away from what's important now that it's not as popular.
I wonder if they'll go back to covering the war in Ukraine..
You covered this more then any news outlet.
“Why do we fall Bruce ? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up.” If Biden had quoted that I would have thought he was Batman's dad.
Gomaz 👋
Pledging to never ride a bicycle ever again is just the definitive act of "I know that if he can't do it, neither can I" and it is absolutely priceless. Knowing him, I 100% believe that this will be the one promise Trump will ever stick to.
th-cam.com/video/ZnSZzExF58Y/w-d-xo.html It's here finally!🤣
Imagine bringing Trump into a Biden falling video 🤡
@@tioswift3676 are you that dense? He's literally commenting on trump's statement.
Wow such a POS 45=War Criminal
Could come back to bite him. If he dies of a heart attack everyone will reference this and his eating fast food and say, "Yep, those are things you should and shouldn't do." Living on borrowed time.
Some of the officers went in to save their own children right? Didn’t they know the doors were unlocked? Also of course they had enough weaponry, isn’t that the justification for their billion dollar+ budget?
"yooo boss im here to help stop this active shooter situat... oh... wait... i think i left all my weapons back at the station my bad brb."
So the 2018 bombing attempt in Uvalde by two middle schoolers which revealed a plan to commit a school shooting in 2022, anything on that? But they didn't see it coming 🙈
GOP criticizes Obama for wearing a bike helmet and Biden for falling off a bike.
But can Trump even _ride_ a bike?
You're the best news ever Trevor. Love you man.
It's amazing that anyone ever believed that police in Texas didn't have enough guns to take down a single shooter.
Exactly!
So the 2018 bombing attempt in Uvalde by two middle schoolers which revealed a plan to commit a school shooting in 2022, anything on that? But they didn't see it coming 🙈
Absolutely 😁
Have you ever ridden a bike with one of those toe thingies? I've fallen off those when I was in my 40's. If that's honestly the worst thing you can say about Biden, he's doing pretty well.
Toe cages are dangerous!
My foot got caught in the toeclips when I was in my 40s, and I fell sideways just like Biden. I never rode a bike again.
I fell like that all the time in my early twenties even during races when I was in my college’s cycling team. It tends to happen when you get complacent and stop paying attention for even the smallest moment at the right (or rather, wrong) time.
The question is who gave him that bike. 😜
I just remembered that in the pilot episode of The West Wing the president crashes his bicycle. Not really relevant just funny.
"I pledge to you today I will never ride a bicycle."
Excuse me, what?
Wow!
When ticktock started taking off cyber security experts were saying that it was basically Chinese malware. Am I the only one who listened to that warning?
No, you're not the only one. That's why I never joined, and encouraged others not to. But then again, I'm a Boomer.
How did it even "take off" its a ridiculous app, I recall how amused and considered a joke back then, but now biggest social media site!?
Such a large part of what US media says about China is pure propaganda, I'm a bit more careful what I believe coming out the mouth of an amusing but uninformed comedian. Did you hit all the CIA talking points Mr Noah?
Nope, it's the main reason I never started on it. And I'm not a boomer 😉
@@topixfromthetropix1674 Troll.
Go President Biden, I hope I'm still riding bike's at 80 years old. Love President Biden. For the Trump comment.... learn how to hold your drinking glass with one hand rather than two and perhaps you will be able to ride a bike one day.
or walk down a ramp!!
@@charlesbridges3991 exactly 💯
I cycled for years, using toe-straps. In 1982, after 78 miles on an organized ride in hot Texas, I came to a stop light, could not get foot out of the strap fast enough and over I went...other cyclists watching and laughing! A few days later I bought clipless pedals/shoes. I was told shortly thereafter that its sort of a common thing to happen, to fall over while using toe-straps. So, Mr. President... purchase clipless pedals/shoes, you will be glad that you did! 🐈
Awww. Props to Biden for biking. I can fall off my bike with a gentle breeze.
Uvalde: incredible how Tx has shown EVERYONE what monsters they are.
So the 2018 bombing attempt in Uvalde by two middle schoolers which revealed a plan to commit a school shooting in 2022, anything on that? But they didn't see it coming 🙈
Write to your politicians and demand a Duty of Care bill.
Police will continue to let you down unless there is consequences for letting you down....
Every time we learn something new about Uvalde, it is another excuse being proven hollow!
Hand the high school bully social authority, military grade equipment and complete freedom from consequences. What could go wrong?
@Phi Hong Troll.
So the 2018 bombing attempt in Uvalde by two middle schoolers which revealed a plan to commit a school shooting in 2022, anything on that? But they didn't see it coming 🙈
So sad about them cops lying like that. Just heartbreaking. 😢😢😢
If their own children were in that building, they would've acted differently. Police officers forget what they signed up for. If you're not ready to protect and serve, what are you doing out there? I hope they see those children's bloodied mangled bodies every night when they sleep, haunted, until their dying day. Those babies deserved better. They should be ashamed of themselves.
That's hilarious! The orange is making fun of someone falling off a bike but, the orange doesn't even know how to ride a bike. Talk about irony!
Hey 👋
Calling Giuliani a vampire is so ofensive... to vampires.
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The same can be said for comparing Kimberly Guilfoyle to a gargoyle. Though I can understand why people do that: Kimberly Guilfoyle has a very big mouth and is utterly terrifying. Given how she is engaged to Donald Trump Jr and he has a few kids from a prior relationship I can't imagine how frightened those kids will be to have Kimberly Guilfoyle as a stepmother.
What's worse is that one of the cops in the first picture had his wife calling from inside the classroom! She had been shot, saying she was bleeding to death and that children were still alive.
That police officer was detained from going in the room! His wife died and he had his service weapon removed from him so he couldn't take his life with it.
Where did you get this information?
Ok that joke about being the final boss in a resident evil game was gold(at least to me) and jokes like that are why Trevor's my favorite host of show.
LOLOLOLOL
The irony of Trump saying someone else doesn’t know how to do the job of president 😂
Ironic huh!
Every cop there should be arrested and charged as accessories to 19+ murders and sentenced to life without parole for each death they allowed!
I don’t know about charging them but they should definitely be fired and have their Law enforcement certification revoked permanently
@@theAverageJoe25 Agreed
th-cam.com/users/AuditTheAudit, there are plenty of more cops around America that get exposed daily of abusing their power, all of them should get jail time, fired, and more but none of that happens to them because America right?
@@theAverageJoe25 That sadly doesn't stop them from going to another state and town, and applying for Law Enforment there.
those cops are doing a great job
If a 76 year old swears to never learn to ride a bike for the rest of his life,
I would agree and increase the Tylenol
Agree 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 with you.