@@cliffbrown2566 Hillary never took the 5th. Not one time at any time. She sat patiently and answered every hostile question, no matter how stupid the questions were. As for Biden's son, no one really cares about him except you.
"If we can't think for ourselves, if we're unwilling to question authority, then we're just putty in the hands of those in power. But if the citizens are educated and form their own opinions, then those in power work for us. In every country, we should be teaching our children the scientific method and the reasons for a Bill of Rights. With it comes a certain decency, humility and community spirit. In the demon-haunted world that we inhabit by virtue of being human, this may be all that stands between us and the enveloping darkness." Carl Sagan
Truth! Do not allow young minds to become worshippers of the television almighty ,this would be like you support the idea that selfishness ,greed,hate and narrcisism Are more important than empathy ,compassion,minding you're own business,honesty ,working hard toward obtainable goals .not entitled but humble and brave enough to face the mistakes we all make and take responsibility for them with integrity and class .this nation was made great by folks who recognized that moral character and respect for others are the key to the longevity of our democracy.
If you are I committed even 1% of these crimes, we'd be spending our lives in prison. Our "justice" system only works if you have big money, and then it works...for you.
It feels like it's more than money with Trump. It's as if all it takes to break the justice system is sufficient audacity. If you are audacious enough in your speech and your lies--and are willing to deny to people's faces, what those same people JUST saw and heard with their own eyes and ears--people don't actually do anything to stop you.
As much as I'm really glad to hear this I won't be holding my breath! Somehow Trump has been able to weasel himself out of every possible situation he should be put in prison for! Teflon Don indeed!
@@adamf663 well let's put it this way I'm hoping that somehow the justice system will prevail! I truly believe that Trump is evil! And I don't say that about many people!
@@marybarry2230 im all for makin a profit if ya work hard - but ripping people off and not paying ya dues to society (the same society you ripped off to get rich ) is just wrong. history shows that most people who live like this get theirs eventually and i believe so will D.J. Trump
@@danmatthews5364 The events and activities I was referring to also includes Biden, and I was not just referring to Jimmy's clip but pretty much everything that's happened over the past couple of years.
To the highly stable geniuses asking why Jimmy Kimmel continues to talk about Cadet Bone Spurs: he and others will most likely talk about him a great deal less the second he accepts the result of the 2020 election with some semblance of dignity, as opposed to perpetrating lies about how he was "robbed".
I don't really pay attention to him. He's not the president anymore. Just another person shouting to the void. We ask because it's unhealthy to fixate on something like that for 6 years. Especially when the accusations are proven wrong time and time again.
Yeah look I'm not a trump supporter but honestly it's just because trump gets clicks, love him or hate him, he sells. I think it's a bit sad, like move on Jimmy. There's a million other things to talk about, and if you give something attention it just keeps growing.
He's still the most powerful member of a major political party, but his cult understands that it's in Master's best interest if people stop pointing out how dangerous he continues to be. He's safer if people go back to the mistake of 2016 and stop taking him seriously.
Just to butt in; for info, non-British citizens receive honorary knighthoods, which means they cannot be called 'Sir'. Though, in Rudy's case, they could, at a pinch, as it could possibly sound the same, spell it C.U.R.......
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Sorry, but the ruling still stands. Officially, Geldof cannot refer to himself as 'Sir' Bob. He is called Sir Bob as a mark of affection......Google is indeed your friend...(I'd probably call him 'Sir' if I met him..!).
@@marshamariner7897 I mean, what exactly was the "job" he did there and how did he excell at it to be worth the praise? Back in the day I was to young to care about politics so I have absolutly no idea if he actually was doing something great or if he just got praised because he didn't sh*t his pants after the incident and everyone projected bravery onto him not being a complete failure...
@@Shuizid I never thought of that I was old enough to know and he seemed to b leading and doing what needed to b done he seemed anyway. I do know tho if the Cheetoe TRAITOR had been in charge anywhere. We would HV been more in danger that creep is an idiot. But Rudy seems to HV fallen down the hole 🕳️ to far😵😬🤪
I love Joe. But several times I was wondering "is he still answering that same question?" But look# if he gave a 45-minute press conference Fox Entertainment will complain he hasn't had a press conference in 10 months and he only gave this short talk. Joe spoke for almost 2 hours and their complaint is "boy that was a long press conference". Neglecting the fact, of course, that if he was suffering from dementia, he never would have been able to get through a two-hour press conference the way he did...
Well to be fair Biden is certainly suffering from mental degradation. Hence why 80 year olds shouldnt be president. The fuckin ego and pride someone must have to feel like country is calling them to run at an age few reach and half are senile, cranky at haha but sure, he may not technically have dementia yet. He seriously does stumble over thought processes a lot though. Not stutter over words (though he does do that too because of his stutter) but just totally forget what he was saying haha
No more 70+ year olds for president please. The last one was just as much a gibbering boob. President's making policy for a near future they will not be part of is insane. Think about that: in 10 year it is very likely both tRump and Biden will be dead.
@@jonny-b4954 President Biden , Is a very Intelligent man with a great deal of stress to deal with ! Let's see you step in his shoes with the mess the former President left behind , wonder how well you would preform your duties ? I have relatives in their 90's that were very intelligent up until their death ! I am 76 years old and have a better memory then many young people today . Find it very odd that people today do not realize that respect for their elders is a missing factor that should be put back into practice . Please remember you will be President Biden's age someday , hopefully . How do you want to be treated ? Many youth today have forgotten that their knowledge has been handed down from those that worked and shared their knowledge with all of us who choose to learn , that is . Respect for the person , who worked for 2 hrs,. standing and answering questions for the people ! Respect for our President !
@@judypaul8637 lol "worked for 2 hrs, standing and answering questions" that is what gains your respect for a president of the most powerful and influential country of this world?
@@justinallen9104 Was not just speaking of the the 2 hrs answering questions , think you need to read all of what was said , not just what you chose , to to reply to LOL !
Given Giuliani's terrible impression of the Queen and his fuzzy recollection, more likely the Queen said Giuliani did well as mayor while having a horrible hairline.
Getting a subpoena is a Befitting Outcome for people like Rudy Giuliani because the Orange Pumpkin, his Supporters and his Followers have to be taught that there is a limit to the Generic Freedom cited in the First Amendment to the United States Constitution and some lies like yelling fire in a Crowed Movie Theater cause a consequence that has Legal Ramifications.
its completely legal to yell fire in a crowded theater. It's not free speech if you face conciquences for something you say. Freedom of speech means freedom of conciquences from that speech
You watch CNN I guess hey? The Dems are the most hypocritical entity on planet earth. Using fictitious racism, pandemics, voting rights, etc as political tools to gas light America. U know what the Dems won’t ever do? Give facts or proof of their claims.
@@Curt_Kobain Cut the crap, Mike. I NEVER, EVER GET SICK but have been suffering with this stupid, over the top what you may call Omicron "nonsense" for the past week, and can hardly breathe. I may even check myself into the hospital in a day or two. Who knows?... I think what you may need, my friend, is a 'pandemic awakening in your own life to see the light and to gets your facts straight. 'Fictitious pandemic proof of claim bs' ... Get real. You're in for a rude awakening.
Not true. Queen Elizabeth’s Uncle was King and he abdicated his throne so he could marry the woman he loved. He lived in exile for the rest of his life.
Gillian I did completely destroy crime in the 90 and early 2000s. Countless lives were saved because of him. I fully understand that you kids view that as a bad thing, but the sane and intelligent people of the world recognize how important it is to be safe.
@@jasonfocacci9234 I lived in New York City during the reign of Rudy -- I saw the WTC fall from my apartment window. Guiliani was almost universally despised by the many New Yorkers I know. And his grandstanding did nothing for New Yorkers after 9/11. I don't care for Bloomberg, but HE was the mayor who pulled NYC up out of the effects from 9/11, not that insane poseur who can't even remember his Knighthood.
@@claybyrd2 lol you’re blaming Guliani for a nationwide terrorist attack? You kids have no shame. Or clearly brain cells. New York was the safest it has ever been under guliani. The only people that hated him were criminals. Are you a criminal?
@@jasonfocacci9234 There we go again. Claiming credit for something he didn't do. Commissioner Bratton did the work. Giuliani fired him for it. Just like how it was everyone else who worked together on 9/11. But still Giuliani plastered himself all over the TV as the tragic hero of the day, and got a knighthood for it.
@@AngryKittens he was the mayor of the city that got hit with the worst terrorist attack in the history of the country. The very least he should do is rally his people. Maybe you’d prefer that he hide in his basement like Sleepy Joe and let the shots go unanswered?
I used my work computer so I could sign in and out of my TH-cam account, just so I could give this video a like. That montage at the beginning was gold.
I always wondered why nobody seemed to have noticed he forgot he was knighted. They were too distracted by his weird impression of the queen and Prince Andrew comments, I guess
Michael Bristow. ::. I really hope that is sarcasm Mike. He has been an outstanding grifter for a half a century. A majority of New Yorkers are witnesses.
@@timdaugherty4014 NOBODY CARES!! 🤣🤣🤣KEEP SUPPORTING THE CHANNEL YOUR ON, RIGHT NOW! " Norm not a Democrat"? Well, good! He's right wing where he belongs!🤣🤣🤣😁
The walls have been closing in on Trump all his life but Americans refuse to admit to themselves he's too rich to ever pay. Even if he's prosecuted he'll tie this up in the snails-pace justice system so long he'll gone before it's ever concluded. Realize it and you'll suffer less anxiety.
How do you not remember that you got knighted by the Queen of England? A relative of mine was knighted back in 2010. He has both US and British citizenship. Nice try Rudy.
Ain’t it funny how he doesn’t “remember” his knighthood but seems to remember what the Queen told him, with awful impression to boost? It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad…
Giuliani is so dillutional that he lied about refusing to be Knighted by the Queen, even though he accepted the Knighthood in 2002!🤣🤣🤣 Can you say Altzheimers?
@@Maya_Pinion Msyb they SHOULD MAKE SN EXAMPLE of that TRAITOR. THAT needs to b learned by ALL how NOT to run a government and pick grifters for the office 😵😵😬🤪. Mayb then it won't b repeated
@CraveLex Yes & Weinstein never got a knighthood either, not even an honorary one. He got an honorary CBE. If Rudy was offered any award from HM Queen Elizabeth II, it would have been an honorary one too as he is not a commonwealth citizen. He wouldn't have to give up his U.S. citizenship for that & I'm sure if he really got the offer he would have found that out. He just counts on people being too ill informed to recognise his bs for what it is.
@@jimbob3030 There is strong evidence that constitutional monarchies help protect against authoritarianism. And Britain, Belgium, Canada, Norway, the Netherlands, and other developed monarchies are FAR more egalitarian than America--the nation where "all men are created equal".
@@gloomyblackfur399 Monarchy doesn't protect against authoritarianism, they are authoritarianism. Your constitution protects against monarchies authoritarianism, monarchies don't protect you from themselves. America is the best government our ruling class can buy, but there is better than both monarchy and top money donor controlled america. It's way past time we all had a better world.
Wait…a dancing naked dumpy is necessary here to help celebrate 🎉 with this PUTZ and family. Jimmy you have a way with words AND pictures! THANKS SO MUCH 😻
I like it when they post the monologue before the actual air time.
Same
Based on your time zone.
And the end of the day nobody going jail.
@@elizandropedraza1286 i agree
Shhhh.....don't talk about it. YOU'LL jinx it
🙄🙄 Omg, Rudy! I cannot even believe what a hot mess he turned out to be.
The dumbest son pleaded the Fifth to around 500 questions in his deposition. Nothing says "innocent" like pleading the Fifth 500 times🙄
Yep just ask Florida batboy dick's not
Like Hillary did? Like lois Lerner did? Let's talk about Bidens crackhead son, shall we?
@@cliffbrown2566 a crackhead son. So he didn't try to steal an election. Money laundering. Etc.
@@cliffbrown2566 Hillary never took the 5th. Not one time at any time. She sat patiently and answered every hostile question, no matter how stupid the questions were. As for Biden's son, no one really cares about him except you.
Lock theSOB up
"If we can't think for ourselves, if we're unwilling to question authority, then we're just putty in the hands of those in power. But if the citizens are educated and form their own opinions, then those in power work for us. In every country, we should be teaching our children the scientific method and the reasons for a Bill of Rights. With it comes a certain decency, humility and community spirit. In the demon-haunted world that we inhabit by virtue of being human, this may be all that stands between us and the enveloping darkness." Carl Sagan
We have as The Dalai Lama describes;
Basic human goodness, however I feel
That has to be discovered individually.
Truth! Do not allow young minds to become worshippers of the television almighty ,this would be like you support the idea that selfishness ,greed,hate and narrcisism Are more important than empathy ,compassion,minding you're own business,honesty ,working hard toward obtainable goals .not entitled but humble and brave enough to face the mistakes we all make and take responsibility for them with integrity and class .this nation was made great by folks who recognized that moral character and respect for others are the key to the longevity of our democracy.
One of the most relevant quotes for the times
If you are I committed even 1% of these crimes, we'd be spending our lives in prison. Our "justice" system only works if you have big money, and then it works...for you.
It feels like it's more than money with Trump. It's as if all it takes to break the justice system is sufficient audacity. If you are audacious enough in your speech and your lies--and are willing to deny to people's faces, what those same people JUST saw and heard with their own eyes and ears--people don't actually do anything to stop you.
In other news: the Pope is Catholic.
All accusations. Not 1 thing EVER PROVEN OR TRUE. Not 1.
@@mikeymumblesreal Take your Trump-fellating over to the comment sections on Fox News.
@@mikeymumblesreal cry more
There's a guy in Louisiana doing life without parole for pot!! WTF?!? Please make some noise for this poor soul!!
I really hope this isn't sarcastic, I hope old marijuana cases get vaccated and people set free.
He didn’t remember losing his mind or his knighthood.
That's the one advantage of losing your mind. After it happens, you really don't notice that much.
If Rudy testifies I hope the Congress puts down an oil drain pan in case he starts leaking oil again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲
Wonder if he farts again?
We have to remember that according to Giuliani, truth isn't truth.
pppppppp00
That's true lol
Rudy's right. Ge was referring to the Dem-Nazis led by Pelosi, Schumer and Soros.
The greatest irony is that the definition of Truth has multiple options.
@@deniseneve5208 you mean trump, bannon , and rudy
rudy literally lost his mind and turned insane over time. that is crazy alll around man
He was quite a respectable guy 20 years ago
He not only lost his mind, but him farting loudly during one pretend procession hearing.
It must be a terrible thing to lose one's mind, or not to have a mind.
@@twist58 now now, when you gotta toot you, gotta toot!
Congress gets Trump's White House records! 👍👍👍👍 ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
@TRE45ON is Bat5hit Crazy. By Dittzx333*** I gotta t-shirt with that quote. :-D
As much as I'm really glad to hear this I won't be holding my breath! Somehow Trump has been able to weasel himself out of every possible situation he should be put in prison for! Teflon Don indeed!
@@marybarry2230 it's not uncommon for a career criminal to think he'll never get caught.
@@adamf663 well let's put it this way I'm hoping that somehow the justice system will prevail! I truly believe that Trump is evil! And I don't say that about many people!
@@marybarry2230 im all for makin a profit if ya work hard - but ripping people off and not paying ya dues to society (the same society you ripped off to get rich ) is just wrong. history shows that most people who live like this get theirs eventually and i believe so will D.J. Trump
"The walls appear to be closing in on Trump."
Oh, so he knows how his tenants feel now. Good.
👍☮️
Been closing for 5 years now. Still waiting
@Gage King their arrogance is as a cloth over their eyes. It's just fun to se the downfall over authoritan people. :)
The evidence is there and has always been there… why hasn’t he been put in jail YEARS ago???
Lol, because there isn't any evidence. If there was they would've done something. C'mon man.
Hmmmm, he's not in jail. Kinda makes you wonder if the evidence really ISN'T there, doesn't it?
It's New York.
If he HADN'T GONE INTO POLITICS and been such a tramp, he would have gotten away it the FRAUD.
grift in high places.
It’s all a stretch
Politics in the US has become like one big reality TV show
Thank you media
@@danmatthews5364 True, but the twists and turns and ridiculousness of the events and activities happening also speak for themselves
@@jackfrost9466 called editing
@@jackfrost9466 thanks Biden lol
@@danmatthews5364 The events and activities I was referring to also includes Biden, and I was not just referring to Jimmy's clip but pretty much everything that's happened over the past couple of years.
Ok enough is enough, i've waited years and NOBODY has mentioned it.
1952's Alice in wonderland Mad Hatter is 100% without a doubt Rudy Gulianni.
Amén.
You're saying that Rudy is suffering from lead poisoning?
Rudy always reminds me of Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
Sorry, but it's Nosferatu all the way for me.
The Kinski version, for the extra-creepiness :-/
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 I absolutely can see where you're coming from
Donald and Rudy forgot that cameras record.
You'd think T**p would already have known that. It was on the list... Person, Woman, Man, CAMERA, TV.
Jimmy forgot that a woman touching his privates isn't funny either, just gross.
To the highly stable geniuses asking why Jimmy Kimmel continues to talk about Cadet Bone Spurs: he and others will most likely talk about him a great deal less the second he accepts the result of the 2020 election with some semblance of dignity, as opposed to perpetrating lies about how he was "robbed".
I don't really pay attention to him. He's not the president anymore. Just another person shouting to the void. We ask because it's unhealthy to fixate on something like that for 6 years. Especially when the accusations are proven wrong time and time again.
Yeah look I'm not a trump supporter but honestly it's just because trump gets clicks, love him or hate him, he sells. I think it's a bit sad, like move on Jimmy. There's a million other things to talk about, and if you give something attention it just keeps growing.
He's still the most powerful member of a major political party, but his cult understands that it's in Master's best interest if people stop pointing out how dangerous he continues to be. He's safer if people go back to the mistake of 2016 and stop taking him seriously.
Hilary and the democrats said Russia hacked the election in 2016, talk about dilution. Don't be a hypocrite.
Hilary and the democrats said Russia hacked the election in 2016, talk about dilution. Don't be a hypocrite.
Those are the best wax figurines from that museum than I’ve ever seen! 👍🏼
Omg Rudy, hilarious , knighted and he forgot about it seriously 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He lost his mind a long time ago. I mean let's be honest.
Just to butt in; for info, non-British citizens receive honorary knighthoods, which means they cannot be called 'Sir'. Though, in Rudy's case, they could, at a pinch, as it could possibly sound the same, spell it C.U.R.......
@@gm9075 wrong. They can't be called sir outside of the UK. Google is your friend...look up Bob Geldof
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Sorry, but the ruling still stands. Officially, Geldof cannot refer to himself as 'Sir' Bob. He is called Sir Bob as a mark of affection......Google is indeed your friend...(I'd probably call him 'Sir' if I met him..!).
It would have been better if they’d announced this investigation before he announced his candidacy in 2015. They’ve known this for eons.
The only disease we haven't caught is djt? I don't know but a lot of us felt pretty sick 2016-2020 so I'd say we were infected enough!!
Good did of the cheetoincgief. ❤️ that djt.
Darn auto correct dis NOT “did”.
Love you Jimmy
The next building with his name in big letters over the entrance will be the maga federal pen.
In all honesty, those wax figures are beyond any kind of likeness I've ever seen!! Great artist, whoever it was.
Thank you..! Oh, you’re talking about the life size ones, not my candles. 😜
Omg I feel like I need those candles now lol.
Rudy HAD to forget that knighthood. Everybody knows how jealous Trump is. He would have hated Rudy for the knighthood..
With or without the Queen's blessing, Rudy is benighted.
I'm surprised he didn't use the knighthood to deny u.s. citizenship in an effort to evade arrest.
@@adamf663
He couldn't?
Just like everyone knows that's just one of Rudy's crazed stories it doesn't hold any actual legal standing.
I agree. There is no way anyone offered a knighthood to Giuliani.
@@ValerieCH1 As Jimmy pointed out, Rudy WAS (honorarily) knighted by Queen Elizabeth in 2002.
Let's go orange jumpsuits
“Male pattern fraudness” 😂 You’re the king, Jimmy!
Lost my mind over that one 😂
Politicians are America’s new Soap Opera stars.
Rudy has actually lost his mind!
And the fact that he was running Chumps war room explained alot.
I love how Jimmy uses sarcastic sentences with so much charisma 💀💀💀
Part of me thinks that Rudy may have contracted some form of gonorrhea that slowly drove him insane.
Are we sure he wasn't insane from the start?
@@Shuizid He did a good job after 911. WTF happened???!🤪😬😵🌊
@@marshamariner7897 I mean, what exactly was the "job" he did there and how did he excell at it to be worth the praise?
Back in the day I was to young to care about politics so I have absolutly no idea if he actually was doing something great or if he just got praised because he didn't sh*t his pants after the incident and everyone projected bravery onto him not being a complete failure...
@@Shuizid I never thought of that I was old enough to know and he seemed to b leading and doing what needed to b done he seemed anyway. I do know tho if the Cheetoe TRAITOR had been in charge anywhere. We would HV been more in danger that creep is an idiot. But Rudy seems to HV fallen down the hole 🕳️ to far😵😬🤪
It's syphilis that puts you on the crazy train, just like Trump.
💕💕 U JIMMY 🌹❤️🦋🌹. The inserts of u about DUMTY TRAITOR was GREAT,!!!
In his defence, when the queen gave him a knighthood, he thought she wanted a night in the hood
Good one...
Hah👍
Yeah, nothing says you’re happy and proud of your life like worrying about what your ex is doing.
If the ex is the Orange demon, yes we need to worry because the nightmare might repeat itself... 😖
I love Joe. But several times I was wondering "is he still answering that same question?"
But look# if he gave a 45-minute press conference Fox Entertainment will complain he hasn't had a press conference in 10 months and he only gave this short talk. Joe spoke for almost 2 hours and their complaint is "boy that was a long press conference". Neglecting the fact, of course, that if he was suffering from dementia, he never would have been able to get through a two-hour press conference the way he did...
Well to be fair Biden is certainly suffering from mental degradation. Hence why 80 year olds shouldnt be president. The fuckin ego and pride someone must have to feel like country is calling them to run at an age few reach and half are senile, cranky at haha but sure, he may not technically have dementia yet. He seriously does stumble over thought processes a lot though. Not stutter over words (though he does do that too because of his stutter) but just totally forget what he was saying haha
No more 70+ year olds for president please. The last one was just as much a gibbering boob. President's making policy for a near future they will not be part of is insane. Think about that: in 10 year it is very likely both tRump and Biden will be dead.
@@jonny-b4954 President Biden , Is a very Intelligent man with a great deal of stress to deal with ! Let's see you step in his shoes with the mess the former President left behind , wonder how well you would preform your duties ? I have relatives in their 90's that were very intelligent up until their death ! I am 76 years old and have a better memory then many young people today . Find it very odd that people today do not realize that respect for their elders is a missing factor that should be put back into practice . Please remember you will be President Biden's age someday , hopefully . How do you want to be treated ? Many youth today have forgotten that their knowledge has been handed down from those that worked and shared their knowledge with all of us who choose to learn , that is . Respect for the person , who worked for 2 hrs,. standing and answering questions for the people ! Respect for our President !
@@judypaul8637 lol "worked for 2 hrs, standing and answering questions" that is what gains your respect for a president of the most powerful and influential country of this world?
@@justinallen9104 Was not just speaking of the the 2 hrs answering questions , think you need to read all of what was said , not just what you chose , to to reply to LOL !
Wow! This is his funniest show ever! Said no one.
Comevon you know its funny you're just pissed its true you folloe a loser ! Trump is a loser!
Given Giuliani's terrible impression of the Queen and his fuzzy recollection, more likely the Queen said Giuliani did well as mayor while having a horrible hairline.
Damn I miss Letterman and Conan.
Getting a subpoena is a Befitting Outcome for people like Rudy Giuliani because the Orange Pumpkin, his Supporters and his Followers have to be taught that there is a limit to the Generic Freedom cited in the First Amendment to the United States Constitution and some lies like yelling fire in a Crowed Movie Theater cause a consequence that has Legal Ramifications.
its completely legal to yell fire in a crowded theater. It's not free speech if you face conciquences for something you say.
Freedom of speech means freedom of conciquences from that speech
You watch CNN I guess hey? The Dems are the most hypocritical entity on planet earth. Using fictitious racism, pandemics, voting rights, etc as political tools to gas light America. U know what the Dems won’t ever do? Give facts or proof of their claims.
@@Curt_Kobain Sooo true! They R very sick in the mind!
@@Curt_Kobain Cut the crap, Mike. I NEVER, EVER GET SICK but have been suffering with this stupid, over the top what you may call Omicron "nonsense" for the past week, and can hardly breathe. I may even check myself into the hospital in a day or two. Who knows?... I think what you may need, my friend, is a 'pandemic awakening in your own life to see the light and to gets your facts straight. 'Fictitious pandemic proof of claim bs' ... Get real. You're in for a rude awakening.
@@knowledgeapplied I’m sorry you are in rough shape.
This guy wouldn't have any material if it wasn't for Trump.
You are on this council, we grant you the rank of master.
Jimmy Kimmel is the absolute f****** bomb!
Once a king always a king, but once a knights enough
Not true. Queen Elizabeth’s Uncle was King and he abdicated his throne so he could marry the woman he loved. He lived in exile for the rest of his life.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Magnums_Chronicles zing!!! Right over your head.
@@Magnums_Chronicles; No, he was never King.
@☁POPULATION-_-420🌿
Sorry, I'm not.. 🥰
Jimmy is funniest when he weeps.
When they walked him out he wasn't in hand cuffs he was holding them, lady justices scales will tilt in your favor for dollars.
Wow
That knighthood should have been given to the people of New York. Not Giuliani.
Gillian I did completely destroy crime in the 90 and early 2000s. Countless lives were saved because of him. I fully understand that you kids view that as a bad thing, but the sane and intelligent people of the world recognize how important it is to be safe.
@@jasonfocacci9234 I lived in New York City during the reign of Rudy -- I saw the WTC fall from my apartment window. Guiliani was almost universally despised by the many New Yorkers I know. And his grandstanding did nothing for New Yorkers after 9/11. I don't care for Bloomberg, but HE was the mayor who pulled NYC up out of the effects from 9/11, not that insane poseur who can't even remember his Knighthood.
@@claybyrd2 lol you’re blaming Guliani for a nationwide terrorist attack? You kids have no shame. Or clearly brain cells. New York was the safest it has ever been under guliani. The only people that hated him were criminals. Are you a criminal?
@@jasonfocacci9234 There we go again. Claiming credit for something he didn't do. Commissioner Bratton did the work. Giuliani fired him for it.
Just like how it was everyone else who worked together on 9/11. But still Giuliani plastered himself all over the TV as the tragic hero of the day, and got a knighthood for it.
@@AngryKittens he was the mayor of the city that got hit with the worst terrorist attack in the history of the country. The very least he should do is rally his people. Maybe you’d prefer that he hide in his basement like Sleepy Joe and let the shots go unanswered?
Tick tock tick tock times running out Donny
If there is evidence then file the charges and send Marshalls to Maralago to pick mob boss and his children.
Hunter smokes cheese from the carpet with hookers.
@@nicksmile5811 , so do you and the FORMER president.
@S R yeah the world is full of unicorns shitting gold dust while sliding down a rainbow.
Guillermo's laugh! Just thanks man
Even better in 1.5x.
Dang! Jimmy was on a roll tonight! 😂
I wish. I miss Macdonald, White and Saget. They were funny.
I'm beginning to think this Trump fella might just be a tad bit shady. Call it a hunch.
Well...you're sort of going out on a limb, but I can maybe see your point...
I would use this in my defense, "I don't even remember being knighted by the Queen". 😂
thank you Jimmy
He's won the America's greatest grifter con man award!
Who? Biden?
@@jeremybenoit759 trump
Jail time please
These late night politicians sure are funny these days
Love jimmy Kimmel 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I loved how there are docs. Out about how shady trump and fam. Have been since the beginning.. Waaay before running for president..
WAY before
I used my work computer so I could sign in and out of my TH-cam account, just so I could give this video a like. That montage at the beginning was gold.
Like someone said, "It would be more surprising if they found possible business at the Trump family fraud."
"Things will get back to normal by spring, but he didn't say by *which* spring" - oh that's too close to the bone XD
When jimmy said the chocolate cake on Rudy’s head…..🤣🤣🤣 i cant breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣someone help🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love your show.
Thank you!!!
BEST Late Night Show as Always
Golden
Greg Gutfield is doing better than Jimmy in ratings.
@@timdaugherty4014 so would a massacre, but for a different reason
@@dumaneduard Yeah, massacres are more entertaining than
@@dumaneduard Poor Kimmel.
I always wondered why nobody seemed to have noticed he forgot he was knighted. They were too distracted by his weird impression of the queen and Prince Andrew comments, I guess
Omg I really just can't believe that trump is a grifter.....
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Michael Bristow. ::. I really hope that is sarcasm Mike. He has been an outstanding grifter for a half a century. A majority of New Yorkers are witnesses.
It's a shocker.
This was so hilarious. Well done Jimmy.
Norm Macdonald, Betty White Bob Saget were funny. This is just TDS.
@@timdaugherty4014 Cringe at those deceased Democrats you just mentioned! So , you like democrats after, huh? 🤣🤣🤣
@@Emma-dh1lx Norm was no dem. Sexy try though. LMAO!
@@timdaugherty4014 NOBODY CARES!! 🤣🤣🤣KEEP SUPPORTING THE CHANNEL YOUR ON, RIGHT NOW! " Norm not a Democrat"? Well, good! He's right wing where he belongs!🤣🤣🤣😁
@@Emma-dh1lx needs more emojis, you clown.
Hahaha I love this show
Still can't forget your cameo in Dude Where's My Car
Thanks for the great satire, truth and general comedy.
Norm Macdonald, Betty White and Bob Saget were funny. Trump is just living inside this hack's small tiny head.
Did Rudy lose his mind after he began hanging out with the defeated former president?
WTF do all these beautiful, successful women see in Pete Davidson? Really, someone please tell me.
Kim Kardashian is neither beautiful nor successful, just notorious
he probably has a really great personality and sense of humor honestly I mean he was on SNL
Rudy's wizard of odd.
I'm melting! Don was behind the curtain the whole time.
The great and powerful odd.
The walls have been closing in on Trump all his life but Americans refuse to admit to themselves he's too rich to ever pay. Even if he's prosecuted he'll tie this up in the snails-pace justice system so long he'll gone before it's ever concluded.
Realize it and you'll suffer less anxiety.
You know when you've made it to the top. When you have a sociopath make a rap song about killing you because you're dating his ex-wife.
And people pay good money to own it and listen to it
Kanye and Pete in a virtual romantic jealousy fight to the death.... over *Kim Kardashian????* What, was Paris Hilton busy?
Kanye should run for president - something no one will ever say again
How do you not remember that you got knighted by the Queen of England?
A relative of mine was knighted back in 2010. He has both US and British citizenship. Nice try Rudy.
Ain’t it funny how he doesn’t “remember” his knighthood but seems to remember what the Queen told him, with awful impression to boost? It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad…
Louder Jimmy!!!
Guillermo is the best part of the show
Why because his Mexican
@@maddog5731 no bc he is simply guillermo,old version of him was goated
Giuliani is so dillutional that he lied about refusing to be Knighted by the Queen, even though he accepted the Knighthood in 2002!🤣🤣🤣 Can you say Altzheimers?
Rudy has lost what was left of his tiny brain! Lol
He's a drunk, he probably forgot.
Come on, we all know that the elite never go to prison.
Too embarrassing for future history books....how does one explain to kids in class that a crook became president...🙄🥴
@@Maya_Pinion I did ask that question when Obama and Biden came to my school.
@@Maya_Pinion Msyb they SHOULD MAKE SN EXAMPLE of that TRAITOR. THAT needs to b learned by ALL how NOT to run a government and pick grifters for the office 😵😵😬🤪. Mayb then it won't b repeated
@@timdaugherty4014 You're maturity is showing.
@@Tj11813 I'll take that as a complment.
Hahahahahah, I love it when they s--- on Trump.
The montage of articles was killer!
Oh please oh please oh please let him be in jail a year from now.🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
Kimmel needs to get together with Colbert, wrap your arms around each other and have a good cry.
AFAIK, the so-called "knighthood" for non-British citizens is "honorary"...i.e. not a real knight.
Breaking News: Nobody is a real knight, because nobody is a real royal, royalty is a made up concept which shouldn't even exist in the modern world.
@CraveLex Yes & Weinstein never got a knighthood either, not even an honorary one. He got an honorary CBE. If Rudy was offered any award from HM Queen Elizabeth II, it would have been an honorary one too as he is not a commonwealth citizen. He wouldn't have to give up his U.S. citizenship for that & I'm sure if he really got the offer he would have found that out. He just counts on people being too ill informed to recognise his bs for what it is.
@@jimbob3030 There is strong evidence that constitutional monarchies help protect against authoritarianism. And Britain, Belgium, Canada, Norway, the Netherlands, and other developed monarchies are FAR more egalitarian than America--the nation where "all men are created equal".
@@jimbob3030 I'm a real knight. It's awesome :)
@@gloomyblackfur399 Monarchy doesn't protect against authoritarianism, they are authoritarianism.
Your constitution protects against monarchies authoritarianism, monarchies don't protect you from themselves.
America is the best government our ruling class can buy, but there is better than both monarchy and top money donor controlled america.
It's way past time we all had a better world.
Dido store gobbling 😂😂😂 I spit a mouthful of tea across the room on that one
I cried seeing the NORMAL LIFE THING. DUDE I MISS MY LIFE !!! All my friends are sick -- and like Of mice and men we’re screaming: ITS NOT FAIR !!!!!!
That sarcastic shock at the beginning was hilarious
04:10 holy heck, how does he went from that guy to the actual gollum one lol
Sheep and more
Sheep.
He's a tax cheat? I mean "shocker".
i have never watched this guy and i am 2 minutes into his monolog and i like him already lol
I’m just as shocked as Jimmy!
What, that Greg Gutfield has a bigger audience?
@@timdaugherty4014AND LOWWWWWER PAY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣💸
@@Emma-dh1lx Still, greg is funnier.
@@timdaugherty4014 WHO??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great American Jimmy
That was a great monologue Jimmy loved it
Very nice sketch in the end! Peace!
This is the post-truth era we live in: facts just don't matter in this country anymore. Thanks, Captain Cheeto!
Wait…a dancing naked dumpy is necessary here to help celebrate 🎉 with this PUTZ and family. Jimmy you have a way with words AND pictures! THANKS SO MUCH 😻