Trump’s Fraud, Giuliani’s Lying & Biden’s Endless Press Conference

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  • According to documents filed by the Attorney General in New York, evidence indicates that the Trump Organization engaged in “fraudulent or misleading” practices, Rudy Giuliani was issued a subpoena for his potential role in the attacks on the Capitol and even if he shows up he’ll just lie, Joe Biden gave his first press conference in a long time, Madame Tussauds unveiled their new wax figures of the President & VP Kamala Harris, the CEO of Pfizer is predicting that we could see a return to “normal life” by spring, and Kanye’s new song where he threatens to “beat Pete Davidson’s ass” is already getting covered by a bunch of artists, including the all-American children’s singing group known as Kidz Bop.
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  • @soozeelaw5057
    @soozeelaw5057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    🙄🙄 Omg, Rudy! I cannot even believe what a hot mess he turned out to be.

  • @joelhammer3538
    @joelhammer3538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The dumbest son pleaded the Fifth to around 500 questions in his deposition. Nothing says "innocent" like pleading the Fifth 500 times🙄

    • @toddbell3923
      @toddbell3923 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep just ask Florida batboy dick's not

    • @cliffbrown2566
      @cliffbrown2566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like Hillary did? Like lois Lerner did? Let's talk about Bidens crackhead son, shall we?

    • @jerrywoods4066
      @jerrywoods4066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cliffbrown2566 a crackhead son. So he didn't try to steal an election. Money laundering. Etc.

    • @HelynnHeels
      @HelynnHeels 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@cliffbrown2566 Hillary never took the 5th. Not one time at any time. She sat patiently and answered every hostile question, no matter how stupid the questions were. As for Biden's son, no one really cares about him except you.

    • @thomaskirchoff2027
      @thomaskirchoff2027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lock theSOB up

  • @teresathayn5170
    @teresathayn5170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    There's a guy in Louisiana doing life without parole for pot!! WTF?!? Please make some noise for this poor soul!!

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I really hope this isn't sarcastic, I hope old marijuana cases get vaccated and people set free.

  • @Ti5qu4ntum
    @Ti5qu4ntum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "If we can't think for ourselves, if we're unwilling to question authority, then we're just putty in the hands of those in power. But if the citizens are educated and form their own opinions, then those in power work for us. In every country, we should be teaching our children the scientific method and the reasons for a Bill of Rights. With it comes a certain decency, humility and community spirit. In the demon-haunted world that we inhabit by virtue of being human, this may be all that stands between us and the enveloping darkness." Carl Sagan

    • @jackhammer7824
      @jackhammer7824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We have as The Dalai Lama describes;
      Basic human goodness, however I feel
      That has to be discovered individually.

    • @kalanirobb54
      @kalanirobb54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Truth! Do not allow young minds to become worshippers of the television almighty ,this would be like you support the idea that selfishness ,greed,hate and narrcisism Are more important than empathy ,compassion,minding you're own business,honesty ,working hard toward obtainable goals .not entitled but humble and brave enough to face the mistakes we all make and take responsibility for them with integrity and class .this nation was made great by folks who recognized that moral character and respect for others are the key to the longevity of our democracy.

    • @COSjultrakay
      @COSjultrakay 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      One of the most relevant quotes for the times

  • @janlam01
    @janlam01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    I like it when they post the monologue before the actual air time.

    • @Mike-ei8bm
      @Mike-ei8bm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same

    • @junebug5390
      @junebug5390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Based on your time zone.

    • @elizandropedraza1286
      @elizandropedraza1286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And the end of the day nobody going jail.

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Daily reminder on Jan 6 impeached tRump attacked amerikkka during a joint session of Congress certifying the 2020 election results .

    • @Ivan-0000
      @Ivan-0000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elizandropedraza1286 i agree

  • @wallochdm1
    @wallochdm1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    If you are I committed even 1% of these crimes, we'd be spending our lives in prison. Our "justice" system only works if you have big money, and then it works...for you.

    • @gloomyblackfur399
      @gloomyblackfur399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It feels like it's more than money with Trump. It's as if all it takes to break the justice system is sufficient audacity. If you are audacious enough in your speech and your lies--and are willing to deny to people's faces, what those same people JUST saw and heard with their own eyes and ears--people don't actually do anything to stop you.

    • @joelhammer3538
      @joelhammer3538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In other news: the Pope is Catholic.

    • @mikeymumblesreal
      @mikeymumblesreal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      All accusations. Not 1 thing EVER PROVEN OR TRUE. Not 1.

    • @gloomyblackfur399
      @gloomyblackfur399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@mikeymumblesreal Take your Trump-fellating over to the comment sections on Fox News.

    • @ryancarriere9766
      @ryancarriere9766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mikeymumblesreal cry more

  • @davidnorthover2812
    @davidnorthover2812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    If Rudy testifies I hope the Congress puts down an oil drain pan in case he starts leaking oil again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲

    • @BoomerKeith1
      @BoomerKeith1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wonder if he farts again?

  • @jimmybobthorn5345
    @jimmybobthorn5345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    We have to remember that according to Giuliani, truth isn't truth.

    • @nigelAthomas
      @nigelAthomas 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      pppppppp00

    • @jerrywoods4066
      @jerrywoods4066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's true lol

    • @deniseneve5208
      @deniseneve5208 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rudy's right. Ge was referring to the Dem-Nazis led by Pelosi, Schumer and Soros.

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The greatest irony is that the definition of Truth has multiple options.

    • @jerrywoods4066
      @jerrywoods4066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@deniseneve5208 you mean trump, bannon , and rudy

  • @coreygarnett5826
    @coreygarnett5826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    He didn’t remember losing his mind or his knighthood.

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Build back better clean up 45 mess 🌊 🇺🇸

    • @ronaldbrush8709
      @ronaldbrush8709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's the one advantage of losing your mind. After it happens, you really don't notice that much.

  • @infinityd
    @infinityd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you.

  • @davidfromamerica1871
    @davidfromamerica1871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Politicians are America’s new Soap Opera stars.

  • @jackfrost9466
    @jackfrost9466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Politics in the US has become like one big reality TV show

    • @danmatthews5364
      @danmatthews5364 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you media

    • @jackfrost9466
      @jackfrost9466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danmatthews5364 True, but the twists and turns and ridiculousness of the events and activities happening also speak for themselves

    • @danmatthews5364
      @danmatthews5364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jackfrost9466 called editing

    • @danmatthews5364
      @danmatthews5364 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackfrost9466 thanks Biden lol

    • @jackfrost9466
      @jackfrost9466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danmatthews5364 The events and activities I was referring to also includes Biden, and I was not just referring to Jimmy's clip but pretty much everything that's happened over the past couple of years.

  • @mewinthedark2351
    @mewinthedark2351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    rudy literally lost his mind and turned insane over time. that is crazy alll around man

    • @krishpatel3156
      @krishpatel3156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was quite a respectable guy 20 years ago

    • @twist58
      @twist58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He not only lost his mind, but him farting loudly during one pretend procession hearing.

    • @AndrewVelonis
      @AndrewVelonis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It must be a terrible thing to lose one's mind, or not to have a mind.

    • @corinnek3030
      @corinnek3030 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@twist58 now now, when you gotta toot you, gotta toot!

  • @redbarchetta8782
    @redbarchetta8782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Congress gets Trump's White House records! 👍👍👍👍 ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

    • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
      @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      'Presidents Are Not Kings, And Plaintiff Is Not President'. Gawd Blesshh da Uninnin Shasshh! 🤣😂

    • @adamf663
      @adamf663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G I gotta t-shirt with that quote. :-D

    • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
      @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@adamf663I'm gonna get one!!!👍

    • @marybarry2230
      @marybarry2230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As much as I'm really glad to hear this I won't be holding my breath! Somehow Trump has been able to weasel himself out of every possible situation he should be put in prison for! Teflon Don indeed!

    • @adamf663
      @adamf663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@marybarry2230 it's not uncommon for a career criminal to think he'll never get caught.

  • @MrDan11422
    @MrDan11422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love you Jimmy

  • @zjay1356
    @zjay1356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Trump for prison 2023

    • @matthew5731
      @matthew5731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Both the Clinton's for prison 2023

    • @annakev8088
      @annakev8088 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matthew5731 they can all go

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Joke all you want but Rudy's prepared to fight this all the way to the Supreme Courtyard by Marriott...Hey Rudy! Don’t sweat and fart in court again 🤣😁😂

    • @missunderstanding357
      @missunderstanding357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣🤣🤣 Hey Dittzx 👋

    • @Altinget
      @Altinget 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Trial by combat......😬
      😂😂🥴

    • @whocares11222
      @whocares11222 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Be a shame if biden smells someone or needs his diaper changed again.

    • @FakeAccount-gc6di
      @FakeAccount-gc6di 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's his only tactic!

  • @allisonst.claire2545
    @allisonst.claire2545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It would have been better if they’d announced this investigation before he announced his candidacy in 2015. They’ve known this for eons.

  • @tjrizzo1619
    @tjrizzo1619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Donald and Rudy forgot that cameras record.

    • @incognitro7634
      @incognitro7634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You'd think T**p would already have known that. It was on the list... Person, Woman, Man, CAMERA, TV.

    • @timdaugherty4014
      @timdaugherty4014 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jimmy forgot that a woman touching his privates isn't funny either, just gross.

  • @daydreamer226
    @daydreamer226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    In his defence, when the queen gave him a knighthood, he thought she wanted a night in the hood

  • @tommyzapada5806
    @tommyzapada5806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jail time please

  • @saltysleigh7838
    @saltysleigh7838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The next building with his name in big letters over the entrance will be the maga federal pen.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "The walls appear to be closing in on Trump."
    Oh, so he knows how his tenants feel now. Good.

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      👍☮️

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Let's go bannon !

    • @larsvbundli1740
      @larsvbundli1740 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Been closing for 5 years now. Still waiting

    • @larsvbundli1740
      @larsvbundli1740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Gage King their arrogance is as a cloth over their eyes. It's just fun to se the downfall over authoritan people. :)

  • @JonBlondell
    @JonBlondell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    In all honesty, those wax figures are beyond any kind of likeness I've ever seen!! Great artist, whoever it was.

    • @hotheadcandles
      @hotheadcandles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you..! Oh, you’re talking about the life size ones, not my candles. 😜

    • @nicoledburns82
      @nicoledburns82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg I feel like I need those candles now lol.

  • @TravisLoneWolfWalsh
    @TravisLoneWolfWalsh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tick tock tick tock times running out Donny

  • @colmastro4373
    @colmastro4373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Ok enough is enough, i've waited years and NOBODY has mentioned it.
    1952's Alice in wonderland Mad Hatter is 100% without a doubt Rudy Gulianni.

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We won with poorly educated I love the poorly educated tRump 2016
      I dun no wat that means but let's make amrica geat again 2020!!.?1

    • @micahmcallister5554
      @micahmcallister5554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amén.

    • @TheExplorder
      @TheExplorder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're saying that Rudy is suffering from lead poisoning?

    • @Diana_L.
      @Diana_L. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rudy always reminds me of Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sorry, but it's Nosferatu all the way for me.
      The Kinski version, for the extra-creepiness :-/

  • @highstimulation2497
    @highstimulation2497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    omg this is hilarious, bravo jimmy.

  • @SabaDhutt
    @SabaDhutt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    “Male pattern fraudness” 😂 You’re the king, Jimmy!

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    The evidence is there and has always been there… why hasn’t he been put in jail YEARS ago???

    • @wben7833
      @wben7833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lol, because there isn't any evidence. If there was they would've done something. C'mon man.

    • @bpm5403
      @bpm5403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hmmmm, he's not in jail. Kinda makes you wonder if the evidence really ISN'T there, doesn't it?

    • @sandrahunter5904
      @sandrahunter5904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's New York.
      If he HADN'T GONE INTO POLITICS and been such a tramp, he would have gotten away it the FRAUD.

    • @adamf663
      @adamf663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      grift in high places.

    • @danmatthews5364
      @danmatthews5364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s all a stretch

  • @ingridfong-daley5899
    @ingridfong-daley5899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Male pattern fraudness" is a great phrase... thanx for that, Jimmy :)

    • @kevinoffuttisagirl259
      @kevinoffuttisagirl259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, I think a lotta people are gonna be stealing that one!!!

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kevinoffuttisagirl259 I already have. For example, I came up with it. ;)

    • @FlyinGecko
      @FlyinGecko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      must have been a self reflection

    • @ingridfong-daley5899
      @ingridfong-daley5899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@annerew9799 Your comment is edited and those were still your punctuation choices?

    • @ingridfong-daley5899
      @ingridfong-daley5899 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@annerew9799 Which fings did you have in mind?

  • @pamelaporter4750
    @pamelaporter4750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Did Rudy lose his mind after he began hanging out with the defeated former president?

  • @Diana_L.
    @Diana_L. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Rudy HAD to forget that knighthood. Everybody knows how jealous Trump is. He would have hated Rudy for the knighthood..

    • @antoniograncino3506
      @antoniograncino3506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      With or without the Queen's blessing, Rudy is benighted.

    • @adamf663
      @adamf663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm surprised he didn't use the knighthood to deny u.s. citizenship in an effort to evade arrest.

    • @herestobeingalibra9515
      @herestobeingalibra9515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@adamf663
      He couldn't?
      Just like everyone knows that's just one of Rudy's crazed stories it doesn't hold any actual legal standing.

    • @ValerieCH1
      @ValerieCH1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree. There is no way anyone offered a knighthood to Giuliani.

    • @antoniograncino3506
      @antoniograncino3506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ValerieCH1 As Jimmy pointed out, Rudy WAS (honorarily) knighted by Queen Elizabeth in 2002.

  • @DavidfromBA
    @DavidfromBA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    To the highly stable geniuses asking why Jimmy Kimmel continues to talk about Cadet Bone Spurs: he and others will most likely talk about him a great deal less the second he accepts the result of the 2020 election with some semblance of dignity, as opposed to perpetrating lies about how he was "robbed".

    • @ChippNDipp
      @ChippNDipp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I don't really pay attention to him. He's not the president anymore. Just another person shouting to the void. We ask because it's unhealthy to fixate on something like that for 6 years. Especially when the accusations are proven wrong time and time again.

    • @TheMobileGuitarist
      @TheMobileGuitarist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah look I'm not a trump supporter but honestly it's just because trump gets clicks, love him or hate him, he sells. I think it's a bit sad, like move on Jimmy. There's a million other things to talk about, and if you give something attention it just keeps growing.

    • @HannibalOrJustRex
      @HannibalOrJustRex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He's still the most powerful member of a major political party, but his cult understands that it's in Master's best interest if people stop pointing out how dangerous he continues to be. He's safer if people go back to the mistake of 2016 and stop taking him seriously.

    • @gameoverwehaveeverypixelco1258
      @gameoverwehaveeverypixelco1258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hilary and the democrats said Russia hacked the election in 2016, talk about dilution. Don't be a hypocrite.

    • @gameoverwehaveeverypixelco1258
      @gameoverwehaveeverypixelco1258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hilary and the democrats said Russia hacked the election in 2016, talk about dilution. Don't be a hypocrite.

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Would be interesting if this is the year accountability reaches god-tier status and standards as the likes of; Matt Gaetz, Rudy Giuliani, and other Trump's rogues finally get what's coming to them.

    • @robert1981ish
      @robert1981ish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If democrats get what they deserve they all will be in jail, they have blood in their hands every US citizen who dies in the hands of a illegal immigrant is the democrats blame

    • @PM-rm7nr
      @PM-rm7nr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@robert1981ish
      It's there anything you aren't afraid of?
      Boo.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And trump himself

    • @TheBaptist07
      @TheBaptist07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Please name me anything trump did wrong…. I’m waiting

    • @morbincentral3607
      @morbincentral3607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@robert1981ish true. Biden is letting all the illegal immigrants in and doing nothing about it. He’s worst president in history. It’s crazy how some ppl still like biden. Jimmy kimmel is a blind fool

  • @rosesmith6925
    @rosesmith6925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The only disease we haven't caught is djt? I don't know but a lot of us felt pretty sick 2016-2020 so I'd say we were infected enough!!

    • @marykaybrewster
      @marykaybrewster 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good did of the cheetoincgief. ❤️ that djt.

    • @marykaybrewster
      @marykaybrewster 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Darn auto correct dis NOT “did”.

  • @lynntaylor9681
    @lynntaylor9681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Trump for Prison in 2022. He'll look good in a orange suit. His face will match his clothes.

    • @happyngrateful
      @happyngrateful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It will be a time for celebration seeing him sentenced and locked up

    • @cliffbrown2566
      @cliffbrown2566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You misspelled Biden.

    • @jerrywoods4066
      @jerrywoods4066 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cliffbrown2566 that's trump

  • @robbie4084
    @robbie4084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Omg Rudy, hilarious , knighted and he forgot about it seriously 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @stayhydrated9866
      @stayhydrated9866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He lost his mind a long time ago. I mean let's be honest.

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let's go bannon !

    • @gm9075
      @gm9075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just to butt in; for info, non-British citizens receive honorary knighthoods, which means they cannot be called 'Sir'. Though, in Rudy's case, they could, at a pinch, as it could possibly sound the same, spell it C.U.R.......

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gm9075 wrong. They can't be called sir outside of the UK. Google is your friend...look up Bob Geldof

    • @gm9075
      @gm9075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 Sorry, but the ruling still stands. Officially, Geldof cannot refer to himself as 'Sir' Bob. He is called Sir Bob as a mark of affection......Google is indeed your friend...(I'd probably call him 'Sir' if I met him..!).

  • @hectoralmonte3629
    @hectoralmonte3629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    When they walked him out he wasn't in hand cuffs he was holding them, lady justices scales will tilt in your favor for dollars.

  • @richardvazquez3637
    @richardvazquez3637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Yeah, nothing says you’re happy and proud of your life like worrying about what your ex is doing.

    • @eliaorellana4606
      @eliaorellana4606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If the ex is the Orange demon, yes we need to worry because the nightmare might repeat itself... 😖

  • @RealChristopherLoPresti
    @RealChristopherLoPresti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Given Giuliani's terrible impression of the Queen and his fuzzy recollection, more likely the Queen said Giuliani did well as mayor while having a horrible hairline.

  • @carmenlajefa7028
    @carmenlajefa7028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *Stupidity is still quite contagious!*
    🖤✌🏼👽

  • @jimmytjomsland6132
    @jimmytjomsland6132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    thank you Jimmy

  • @susanrich606
    @susanrich606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those are the best wax figurines from that museum than I’ve ever seen! 👍🏼

  • @aprajitaplaysmusic
    @aprajitaplaysmusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love how Jimmy uses sarcastic sentences with so much charisma 💀💀💀

  • @squadric7722
    @squadric7722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Arrest him already ffs. The World is waiting...

    • @missunderstanding357
      @missunderstanding357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RIGHT!!!

    • @LifeIsGREAT490
      @LifeIsGREAT490 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keep drinking the graphine oxide, I mean vaccines...never gonna happen about Trump but Biden sure will be. Watch! Let’s go Brandon!

    • @jerrywoods4066
      @jerrywoods4066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LifeIsGREAT490 lol. Biden not being sued, under many investigatios over his lies . You must be one of them guys that keep thinking trump is going to be president in another month or two.

  • @UltraPoseidon
    @UltraPoseidon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Part of me thinks that Rudy may have contracted some form of gonorrhea that slowly drove him insane.

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are we sure he wasn't insane from the start?

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Shuizid He did a good job after 911. WTF happened???!🤪😬😵🌊

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@marshamariner7897 I mean, what exactly was the "job" he did there and how did he excell at it to be worth the praise?
      Back in the day I was to young to care about politics so I have absolutly no idea if he actually was doing something great or if he just got praised because he didn't sh*t his pants after the incident and everyone projected bravery onto him not being a complete failure...

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Shuizid I never thought of that I was old enough to know and he seemed to b leading and doing what needed to b done he seemed anyway. I do know tho if the Cheetoe TRAITOR had been in charge anywhere. We would HV been more in danger that creep is an idiot. But Rudy seems to HV fallen down the hole 🕳️ to far😵😬🤪

    • @wiregold8930
      @wiregold8930 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's syphilis that puts you on the crazy train, just like Trump.

  • @bobdollar937
    @bobdollar937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Getting a subpoena is a Befitting Outcome for people like Rudy Giuliani because the Orange Pumpkin, his Supporters and his Followers have to be taught that there is a limit to the Generic Freedom cited in the First Amendment to the United States Constitution and some lies like yelling fire in a Crowed Movie Theater cause a consequence that has Legal Ramifications.

    • @Mrdestiny17
      @Mrdestiny17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its completely legal to yell fire in a crowded theater. It's not free speech if you face conciquences for something you say.
      Freedom of speech means freedom of conciquences from that speech

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just want to find 11,780 votes 🤢 we are rounding the corner its like a miracle it will disappear 🤦

    • @Curt_Kobain
      @Curt_Kobain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You watch CNN I guess hey? The Dems are the most hypocritical entity on planet earth. Using fictitious racism, pandemics, voting rights, etc as political tools to gas light America. U know what the Dems won’t ever do? Give facts or proof of their claims.

    • @scrumpschkin9752
      @scrumpschkin9752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Curt_Kobain Sooo true! They R very sick in the mind!

    • @knowledgeapplied
      @knowledgeapplied 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Curt_Kobain Cut the crap, Mike. I NEVER, EVER GET SICK but have been suffering with this stupid, over the top what you may call Omicron "nonsense" for the past week, and can hardly breathe. I may even check myself into the hospital in a day or two. Who knows?... I think what you may need, my friend, is a 'pandemic awakening in your own life to see the light and to gets your facts straight. 'Fictitious pandemic proof of claim bs' ... Get real. You're in for a rude awakening.

  • @lastjob2011
    @lastjob2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love Joe. But several times I was wondering "is he still answering that same question?"
    But look# if he gave a 45-minute press conference Fox Entertainment will complain he hasn't had a press conference in 10 months and he only gave this short talk. Joe spoke for almost 2 hours and their complaint is "boy that was a long press conference". Neglecting the fact, of course, that if he was suffering from dementia, he never would have been able to get through a two-hour press conference the way he did...

    • @jonny-b4954
      @jonny-b4954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well to be fair Biden is certainly suffering from mental degradation. Hence why 80 year olds shouldnt be president. The fuckin ego and pride someone must have to feel like country is calling them to run at an age few reach and half are senile, cranky at haha but sure, he may not technically have dementia yet. He seriously does stumble over thought processes a lot though. Not stutter over words (though he does do that too because of his stutter) but just totally forget what he was saying haha

    • @nerfherder4284
      @nerfherder4284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No more 70+ year olds for president please. The last one was just as much a gibbering boob. President's making policy for a near future they will not be part of is insane. Think about that: in 10 year it is very likely both tRump and Biden will be dead.

    • @judypaul8637
      @judypaul8637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jonny-b4954 President Biden , Is a very Intelligent man with a great deal of stress to deal with ! Let's see you step in his shoes with the mess the former President left behind , wonder how well you would preform your duties ? I have relatives in their 90's that were very intelligent up until their death ! I am 76 years old and have a better memory then many young people today . Find it very odd that people today do not realize that respect for their elders is a missing factor that should be put back into practice . Please remember you will be President Biden's age someday , hopefully . How do you want to be treated ? Many youth today have forgotten that their knowledge has been handed down from those that worked and shared their knowledge with all of us who choose to learn , that is . Respect for the person , who worked for 2 hrs,. standing and answering questions for the people ! Respect for our President !

    • @justinallen9104
      @justinallen9104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@judypaul8637 lol "worked for 2 hrs, standing and answering questions" that is what gains your respect for a president of the most powerful and influential country of this world?

    • @judypaul8637
      @judypaul8637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justinallen9104 Was not just speaking of the the 2 hrs answering questions , think you need to read all of what was said , not just what you chose , to to reply to LOL !

  • @wungengfranklin3820
    @wungengfranklin3820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Guillermo's laugh! Just thanks man

    • @navers87
      @navers87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even better in 1.5x.

  • @herestobeingalibra9515
    @herestobeingalibra9515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Rudy has actually lost his mind!
    And the fact that he was running Chumps war room explained alot.

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maga still lost in Nov 2020 and Jan 6 & derek chauvin case & Ahmaud Arbery case & Kim potter case and the CA recall.

  • @preymmann9612
    @preymmann9612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hahaha I love this show

  • @carpstudios4174
    @carpstudios4174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I would use this in my defense, "I don't even remember being knighted by the Queen". 😂

  • @tylerkochman1007
    @tylerkochman1007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I always wondered why nobody seemed to have noticed he forgot he was knighted. They were too distracted by his weird impression of the queen and Prince Andrew comments, I guess

  • @lillithsternin7428
    @lillithsternin7428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This was so hilarious. Well done Jimmy.

    • @timdaugherty4014
      @timdaugherty4014 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Norm Macdonald, Betty White Bob Saget were funny. This is just TDS.

    • @Emma-dh1lx
      @Emma-dh1lx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@timdaugherty4014 Cringe at those deceased Democrats you just mentioned! So , you like democrats after, huh? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @timdaugherty4014
      @timdaugherty4014 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Emma-dh1lx Norm was no dem. Sexy try though. LMAO!

    • @Emma-dh1lx
      @Emma-dh1lx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@timdaugherty4014 NOBODY CARES!! 🤣🤣🤣KEEP SUPPORTING THE CHANNEL YOUR ON, RIGHT NOW! " Norm not a Democrat"? Well, good! He's right wing where he belongs!🤣🤣🤣😁

    • @scott6430
      @scott6430 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Emma-dh1lx needs more emojis, you clown.

  • @miked.5089
    @miked.5089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    These late night politicians sure are funny these days

  • @dosha21
    @dosha21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I loved how there are docs. Out about how shady trump and fam. Have been since the beginning.. Waaay before running for president..

    • @trnharris
      @trnharris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WAY before

  • @massey4business
    @massey4business 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Dang! Jimmy was on a roll tonight! 😂

    • @timdaugherty4014
      @timdaugherty4014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish. I miss Macdonald, White and Saget. They were funny.

  • @thejedicounciloffical
    @thejedicounciloffical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You are on this council, we grant you the rank of master.

  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    That knighthood should have been given to the people of New York. Not Giuliani.

    • @jasonfocacci9234
      @jasonfocacci9234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gillian I did completely destroy crime in the 90 and early 2000s. Countless lives were saved because of him. I fully understand that you kids view that as a bad thing, but the sane and intelligent people of the world recognize how important it is to be safe.

    • @claybyrd2
      @claybyrd2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jasonfocacci9234 I lived in New York City during the reign of Rudy -- I saw the WTC fall from my apartment window. Guiliani was almost universally despised by the many New Yorkers I know. And his grandstanding did nothing for New Yorkers after 9/11. I don't care for Bloomberg, but HE was the mayor who pulled NYC up out of the effects from 9/11, not that insane poseur who can't even remember his Knighthood.

    • @jasonfocacci9234
      @jasonfocacci9234 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@claybyrd2 lol you’re blaming Guliani for a nationwide terrorist attack? You kids have no shame. Or clearly brain cells. New York was the safest it has ever been under guliani. The only people that hated him were criminals. Are you a criminal?

    • @AngryKittens
      @AngryKittens 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jasonfocacci9234 There we go again. Claiming credit for something he didn't do. Commissioner Bratton did the work. Giuliani fired him for it.
      Just like how it was everyone else who worked together on 9/11. But still Giuliani plastered himself all over the TV as the tragic hero of the day, and got a knighthood for it.

    • @jasonfocacci9234
      @jasonfocacci9234 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AngryKittens he was the mayor of the city that got hit with the worst terrorist attack in the history of the country. The very least he should do is rally his people. Maybe you’d prefer that he hide in his basement like Sleepy Joe and let the shots go unanswered?

  • @midoalisic7111
    @midoalisic7111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy wouldn't have any material if it wasn't for Trump.

  • @wiscogirl81
    @wiscogirl81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Once a king always a king, but once a knights enough

    • @BillionDollarActor
      @BillionDollarActor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not true. Queen Elizabeth’s Uncle was King and he abdicated his throne so he could marry the woman he loved. He lived in exile for the rest of his life.

    • @km7668
      @km7668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BillionDollarActor zing!!! Right over your head.

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wusco girl u sing le ?

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BillionDollarActor; No, he was never King.

  • @sonjawashington573
    @sonjawashington573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Giuliani is so dillutional that he lied about refusing to be Knighted by the Queen, even though he accepted the Knighthood in 2002!🤣🤣🤣 Can you say Altzheimers?

    • @brianhaase9612
      @brianhaase9612 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rudy has lost what was left of his tiny brain! Lol

  • @silvasaurusrex
    @silvasaurusrex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I used my work computer so I could sign in and out of my TH-cam account, just so I could give this video a like. That montage at the beginning was gold.

  • @wfpbwfpb
    @wfpbwfpb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lock em all up!!!!!

  • @franks.2544
    @franks.2544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jimmy is funniest when he weeps.

  • @sophiapottinger2890
    @sophiapottinger2890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love jimmy Kimmel 🤣🤣🤣

  • @edclukey3009
    @edclukey3009 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jimmy Kimmel is the absolute f****** bomb!

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    If there is evidence then file the charges and send Marshalls to Maralago to pick mob boss and his children.

    • @nicksmile5811
      @nicksmile5811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hunter smokes cheese from the carpet with hookers.

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicksmile5811 , so do you and the FORMER president.

    • @nicksmile5811
      @nicksmile5811 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @S R yeah the world is full of unicorns shitting gold dust while sliding down a rainbow.

  • @LeonardoDeVinci1452
    @LeonardoDeVinci1452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You know when you've made it to the top. When you have a sociopath make a rap song about killing you because you're dating his ex-wife.

    • @douglasdavis8395
      @douglasdavis8395 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And people pay good money to own it and listen to it

    • @Mibbitmaker
      @Mibbitmaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kanye and Pete in a virtual romantic jealousy fight to the death.... over *Kim Kardashian????* What, was Paris Hilton busy?

    • @blaineboyle5997
      @blaineboyle5997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kanye should run for president - something no one will ever say again

  • @intensivecarebear792
    @intensivecarebear792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damn I miss Letterman and Conan.

  • @asteverino8569
    @asteverino8569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Thanks for the great satire, truth and general comedy.

    • @timdaugherty4014
      @timdaugherty4014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Norm Macdonald, Betty White and Bob Saget were funny. Trump is just living inside this hack's small tiny head.

  • @piafunesbakker5095
    @piafunesbakker5095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Love your show.
    Thank you!!!

  • @jalabi99
    @jalabi99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Things will get back to normal by spring, but he didn't say by *which* spring" - oh that's too close to the bone XD

  • @marvinmartion1178
    @marvinmartion1178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    He's won the America's greatest grifter con man award!

  • @kc10man
    @kc10man 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Still can't forget your cameo in Dude Where's My Car

  • @jul10199555
    @jul10199555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    04:10 holy heck, how does he went from that guy to the actual gollum one lol

  • @bigtecsucks1451
    @bigtecsucks1451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wow! This is his funniest show ever! Said no one.

    • @lolalolalr2
      @lolalolalr2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Comevon you know its funny you're just pissed its true you folloe a loser ! Trump is a loser!

  • @XxIkeWittxX
    @XxIkeWittxX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Like someone said, "It would be more surprising if they found possible business at the Trump family fraud."

  • @junacebedo888
    @junacebedo888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No Trump no Jimmy Kimmel

  • @inulomar1776
    @inulomar1776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Let's go orange jumpsuits

  • @FixNewsPlease
    @FixNewsPlease 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The walls have been closing in on Trump all his life but Americans refuse to admit to themselves he's too rich to ever pay. Even if he's prosecuted he'll tie this up in the snails-pace justice system so long he'll gone before it's ever concluded.
    Realize it and you'll suffer less anxiety.

  • @Tj11813
    @Tj11813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Come on, we all know that the elite never go to prison.

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Too embarrassing for future history books....how does one explain to kids in class that a crook became president...🙄🥴

    • @timdaugherty4014
      @timdaugherty4014 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Maya_Pinion I did ask that question when Obama and Biden came to my school.

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Maya_Pinion Msyb they SHOULD MAKE SN EXAMPLE of that TRAITOR. THAT needs to b learned by ALL how NOT to run a government and pick grifters for the office 😵😵😬🤪. Mayb then it won't b repeated

    • @Tj11813
      @Tj11813 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@timdaugherty4014 You're maturity is showing.

    • @timdaugherty4014
      @timdaugherty4014 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tj11813 I'll take that as a complment.

  • @dracoargentum9783
    @dracoargentum9783 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The montage of articles was killer!

  • @kokotaylor8283
    @kokotaylor8283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kimmel needs to get together with Colbert, wrap your arms around each other and have a good cry.

  • @jdsharp1366
    @jdsharp1366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He's a drunk, he probably forgot.

  • @evanfreudig3973
    @evanfreudig3973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    One year ago The Orange Rodeo Clown was throwing Chicken McNuggets, and today he is a Chicken McNugget waiting for DOJ to flip the switch.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      can we arrest trump already?
      WE ALL SAW IT!

  • @papabilby8855
    @papabilby8855 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Louder Jimmy!!!

  • @devilsadvocate1597
    @devilsadvocate1597 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Look at the top of Trump head and that's where you'll find: "male pattern fraudness" 🤣😂🤣

    • @jeremybenoit759
      @jeremybenoit759 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And where will you find Biden's male pattern fraudness? Maybe in his son's crack pipe? Maybe in the childrens hair he sniffs? Or or, maybe he left it in Afghanistan with all those people, hopefully one of the thousands of illegal immigrants he allowed to flood the country will bring it back to him.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jeremybenoit759 ok Eric.

  • @JK-br1mu
    @JK-br1mu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hahahahahah, I love it when they s--- on Trump.

  • @rosssmith8481
    @rosssmith8481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wonder if Little Jimmi ever went a day without talking about Trump.
    One trick pony.

    • @billf7062
      @billf7062 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Little Jimmi knows his craft. Little Donny, on the other hand, doesn’t know much including how to remain prez. So sad for little Donny dum dum; he never learned how to get along with folks.

  • @ELCipote
    @ELCipote 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Guillermo is my favorite part of this show. His laugh! 😆

  • @christigmc
    @christigmc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    How do you not remember that you got knighted by the Queen of England?
    A relative of mine was knighted back in 2010. He has both US and British citizenship. Nice try Rudy.

    • @mozellebaptiste7894
      @mozellebaptiste7894 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ain’t it funny how he doesn’t “remember” his knighthood but seems to remember what the Queen told him, with awful impression to boost? It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad…

  • @secoyabullwork3375
    @secoyabullwork3375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Rudy's wizard of odd.
    I'm melting! Don was behind the curtain the whole time.
    The great and powerful odd.

  • @GladysAlicea
    @GladysAlicea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    WTF do all these beautiful, successful women see in Pete Davidson? Really, someone please tell me.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kim Kardashian is neither beautiful nor successful, just notorious

    • @annalupton9284
      @annalupton9284 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      he probably has a really great personality and sense of humor honestly I mean he was on SNL

  • @Thehardtruth69
    @Thehardtruth69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That sarcastic shock at the beginning was hilarious

  • @abdonsantella5421
    @abdonsantella5421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do not put the fox in charge of the chicken coop again!!!!

  • @daddyilo
    @daddyilo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I'm beginning to think this Trump fella might just be a tad bit shady. Call it a hunch.

    • @kenc2257
      @kenc2257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well...you're sort of going out on a limb, but I can maybe see your point...

  • @stevewarwick2103
    @stevewarwick2103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    He's a tax cheat? I mean "shocker".

  • @ruthrock
    @ruthrock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @gobigorange
    @gobigorange 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dido store gobbling 😂😂😂 I spit a mouthful of tea across the room on that one