@@Sg4809same with my son. Just now before bed he was saying that while waiting to take his school pics, he noticed there were pictures of cats on the wall. I'll leave it at that bc I about choked on my water taking some meds for a mild headache. I was laughing bc damn don't say that while I'm taking meds. Then there's days I just give him a look. Lol
Allow me to explain how its possible her backside is CLEANER than yours... Start with 2 pieces of chocolate, hold one in each hand till it melts... whipe your right hand off with toilet paper. Then run your left hand under a sink. During the TP crisis of february 2020, When the stores were selling a single roll for $2, with a limit of 3 per customer, I bought a Bidet. It attatches to the water intake line that fills the toilet, and then attarches to the bolts, between the seat and bowl, lowering a pressurized water cannon aimed at your backside. Itll have a bit more pressure than a sink, and you come away FEELING clean. I now hang a handtowel for drying off on the TP bar, and cannot use a public bathroom without feeling dirty. Owning a bidet not only makes your backside cleaner, but saves money, too. And its hands free, theres a switch to the side that can adgust the pressure and mine even has a cleaning feature that pressurewashes the sides of my toilet, so that doesnt need cleaning either!!!
@@shannonwilliams8148 get a bidet. Of she has one, and you dont, her booty is cleaner Hands free water cannon pressurewashes your backside and ensures you come out CLEAN. I cannot use public bathrooms anymore, because I feel dirty after whiping now...
@@kevinsears7300I don’t think she’s dirty by any means. I was meaning more of getting the kids in the bath every night lol. A bidet would be much more sanitary that’s for certain!
My cousin has been making this dip for years for our fam get gatherings. Its soo dam good,we never have any leftover. I'm so happy cardi loves it too..😍
I want to be at one of his parties because you know it’s gonna be funny as hell. Like if I sign paperwork that I won’t be insane when I meet him, I would definitely love to go to a house party. 😂😂
You forgot some ingredients 2 - 8 oz blocks of cream cheese 1 1/2 cups of sour cream 14 oz can of jalapeños (not drained) 2 avocados a handful of cilantro 1 tablespoon of chicken bouillon 1 tablespoon of black pepper 1 tablespoon of garlic powder about a 1/4 cup of lime juice
@DB-xo6xh to be fair, there's been loads of people over the years to get married and have kids just to stay deep in the closet. All so those around them are happy/content with their "normal" nuclear family life. Then years later they come out of the closet and divorce them, cause they can't handle the lies anymore or the people who couldn't handle them being anything but hetero died🤷♀️
Exactly, eating anything prepared by them claws would be suspect for Ecoli. I’m an over >30 year nurse and studies show artificial nails harbor increased bacteria loads even after washing hands. Even more than naturally long nails, which do harbor some bacteria also but nowhere near artificial. So those daggers are probably a cess pool.
Yep. Any time my natural nails start going past the end of my fingers, I start using a nail brush when I wash my hands before cooking or eating. I was especially careful about this when my kid was little and picked up every bug and virus there is from school. They don’t only pick up respiratory viruses at school; an elementary school classroom is a fecal-oral route super highway.
His first thought was.....How in the hell do you wipe your ass with those things??!! I am so glad a man actually had the same thought I did. This made my day!
I’m glad someone finally said it about these kinds of nails. I always wonder that myself, how…….I bet she stabs her starfish with those things every time😂 ewww
Hahahah!! 😂you got me here Rolling and Dead 💀! . Cardi can be mangy things but a Liar isn’t one ☝️, I love her Caribbean and real approach to life and sharing it with her 👧. Corey Were you class clown or what? In school .
“You better Cardi B careful” 😂😂😂😂😂
If it’s up than it’s up.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
That's a triple entendre coz Cardi also got a song named "Be Careful"😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg! yes
😂😂. . " I would strip for this dip".. 😂😂😂 his rhymes always get me rolling.
"weird anus problems" 😭💀
WAP💦
VS.
WAP💀
"What in the Freddie Kruger"...🤣🤣 "It's your duty to clean your booty."
I can't...😂
I cried 😂😂
He was either one of those kids that drove his mama crazy, or had her cracking up all the time.
My son is both, 50/50 and it's awesome
Both... I was that child.
@@Sg4809same with my son. Just now before bed he was saying that while waiting to take his school pics, he noticed there were pictures of cats on the wall. I'll leave it at that bc I about choked on my water taking some meds for a mild headache. I was laughing bc damn don't say that while I'm taking meds. Then there's days I just give him a look. Lol
much like my kid, probably both
I'm leaning towards crazy
“ what In the Freddy Kruger fingers was that💅” had me dying😂
His name is Corey B. The B is for bars.
😂😂😂😂
BARS!!!
a.k.a. Cardi Ack Arrest
Undervalued comment
As we used to say in the 80’s… WORD!!!
Yessss we used to call me Bint Ms.B 😂😅
Her name is actually Brooke 💃🏽
I’m gonna start telling my kids “it’s your duty to clean your booty” thanks for that one 😂
😂😂😂
Allow me to explain how its possible her backside is CLEANER than yours...
Start with 2 pieces of chocolate, hold one in each hand till it melts... whipe your right hand off with toilet paper. Then run your left hand under a sink.
During the TP crisis of february 2020, When the stores were selling a single roll for $2, with a limit of 3 per customer, I bought a Bidet.
It attatches to the water intake line that fills the toilet, and then attarches to the bolts, between the seat and bowl, lowering a pressurized water cannon aimed at your backside. Itll have a bit more pressure than a sink, and you come away FEELING clean. I now hang a handtowel for drying off on the TP bar, and cannot use a public bathroom without feeling dirty.
Owning a bidet not only makes your backside cleaner, but saves money, too. And its hands free, theres a switch to the side that can adgust the pressure and mine even has a cleaning feature that pressurewashes the sides of my toilet, so that doesnt need cleaning either!!!
Not just the kids some of these grown folks need to be told that.😂
@@shannonwilliams8148 get a bidet. Of she has one, and you dont, her booty is cleaner
Hands free water cannon pressurewashes your backside and ensures you come out CLEAN. I cannot use public bathrooms anymore, because I feel dirty after whiping now...
@@kevinsears7300I don’t think she’s dirty by any means. I was meaning more of getting the kids in the bath every night lol. A bidet would be much more sanitary that’s for certain!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂This boy is a damn fool!!!!!! LOVE HIM♥️♥️👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
Them nails too long. Nope 4 me.
I hope he has 50 friends to feed!
This man can cure depression 😂😂😂
Seriously 😂
Frfr😂😂😂
😂facts
Only Jesus can do that
❤❤😂😂
This man is a lyrical genius😂!!
Facts! Some of the recipes don't look good to me, but I'm going to watch at least 2 or 3 times bc he is hilarious, word play is on 🔥🔥
He really is… but he’s sooooo annoying. That voice is wildddd bro
No
“Welcome back to is it fire? Or is Cardi-B a liar?” Sent me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cardi would spank you twerking!!😂😂😂❤
🤭Weird Anus Problems 😆 I'm dead.😭😭😭😭
I can't 😂😂😂😂😂take
I can't 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😵💫😵💫😵💫
I'm rolling laughing at that! I love his puns in this video!
Weird anus problems (wap) that had me dieing bro 🤣🤣
"AND ITS UP AND UP AND UP...."
AND THE WAP 😂😂😂
COREY SLAYS ME DAILY
Not "I'll strip for this dip" 😂😂😂😂😂
“Say some thing she don’t like she will hit you with her mic”!😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
So you know this is recent 😂😂😂😂😂 love his vids
@@annisathomas7903 exactly! He’s hysterical 😂
I hollered 😅
😂😂😂Petty lol
punchlines always on point
homie never dissapoint
ong 😂
“How you suppose to wipe your ass..” literally the same question when I see girls with nails this long 😂😂
If they ain't got a bidet, say no way.
Just hold the paper between your thumb palm. Its easy
Wet wipes?
@@katodd2925the coverage is horrible might as well use more then necessary amount of tissue lol
And how to you put put your contact lenses in and out?
“Welcome back to is it fire or is Cardi B a liar” 💀😭
Truly
“I’ll let you blow out my hip for this dip” 😂😂
"She's Got More Fingernails Then I Got Patience" 😂😂 "It's UP If It's UP Then It's Up Then It's UP" 😭😭 Bro Be Having Me Weak Asl 🤣😭
Bro, you nailed it on "how do you wipe yo ass" because I been wondering that myself 😂.
She actually did a video showing her wrapping tissue around her nails and fingers to wipe her butt. It was interesting lol.
😂😂😂😂
Very carefully. 💅
Bidet
TP on a stick. They make them for people with disabilities or too fat to reach. She ain't fat, so.....
This guy needs a Netflix 1hr long special 😂😂😂
💯% . C’mon Netflix. Give him a special. Please and Thank you!
You people are weird
@@Mharveexplain…
Thinking everyone who can be funny for 60 sec can also do 60 min stand up doesn’t make sense
@@jelemil I have Faith, he's got it
My cousin has been making this dip for years for our fam get gatherings. Its soo dam good,we never have any leftover. I'm so happy cardi loves it too..😍
That looks really good, I would add black beans to that and add pulled chicken to it after blended and it would be perfecto ❤
I'm doing what you said and put it in a tortilla! 😊
Welcome back to the “If you say something she don’t like, she’ll hit you with a mic”🎤
😂🤣😂🤣
this the only version of WAP I'll accept 😂😂
You've obviously never heard the band BroJob
Word
For real
@@ChamberpotCharliewhat in the hell kind of band is that
@@ChamberpotCharlieI mean I only have one question is that an actual band or you just fucking with me
Cardi B's Dip Recipe:
2 packs softened cream cheese (8oz each)
1 11oz (312g) can pickled jalapeño peppers
2 ripe avocados
Juice of 3 limes
3 cups sour cream
Garlic powder to taste (~1 Tbsp)
Black pepper to taste (~2 tsp)
1 packet chicken bouillon (~1 Tbsp)
Healthy handful of cilantro (~1 cup)
Blend all ingredients together.
Thank you 😊
❤
❤
@Jacqueline.Medina I definitely would drain the jalapeños or the dip will end up being very liquidy.
Screenshot complete. Thanks Sis ❤
I want to be at one of his parties because you know it’s gonna be funny as hell. Like if I sign paperwork that I won’t be insane when I meet him, I would definitely love to go to a house party. 😂😂
You forgot some ingredients
2 - 8 oz blocks of cream cheese
1 1/2 cups of sour cream
14 oz can of jalapeños (not drained)
2 avocados
a handful of cilantro
1 tablespoon of chicken bouillon
1 tablespoon of black pepper
1 tablespoon of garlic powder
about a 1/4 cup of lime juice
Thank you!!!
Every single ingredient you listed was IN THE VIDEO, jackass.
Thank you 😊
@@truly4927i would try it with the smaller amount, if it doesn’t taste good add more
He said all of this. Tf?😂
😂😂😂😂 say sumthin she don't like she gone hit you wit a MIC....😂😂😂😂
Especially when they throw water on u cardi b is really a bad person bc she defended herself what an a hole is she duh
😂😂😂😂😂
Those who didn’t come from TikTok gang 👇
What is tik tok im so old i only know tic tac's
Not a member of tik tok, instagram, twitter or any other social media except facebook, and that is mostly for pics of my kids and grandkids.
. That was awesome 👌 😆😆
Is TikTok code for what time it is??
This is my only form of social media 😂
“I would strip for this dip” 😂🤣😂 Probs one one of her snacks between “dances” back in the day 😆😆😆
This guy got more lines in one short than the best rapper I've ever listened to 😅
She got more finger nails than I've got patience lmfao
Just tried it, I did indeed “strip for the dip”
😂😂😂😂
Bro immediately switched sexuality talking bout I’ll let you blow out my hip for the dip 😂
Do we even know his sexuality? 90% of the jokes on this channel have me guessing he's at least bi/pan.
@@NieroshaiTheSablehe has a fiancée. A woman.
@@DB-xo6xhthey said bi/ pan meaning bisexual also
@@DB-xo6xhSooooo
@DB-xo6xh to be fair, there's been loads of people over the years to get married and have kids just to stay deep in the closet. All so those around them are happy/content with their "normal" nuclear family life. Then years later they come out of the closet and divorce them, cause they can't handle the lies anymore or the people who couldn't handle them being anything but hetero died🤷♀️
"IT'S YOUR DUTY TO CLEAN YOUR BOOTY" 😂😂😂😂😂
🎉🎉
I love him already. I’m stuck as a subscriber. He really needs his on show. Seriously
hilarious - lovely personality + sense of humor
“How are u supposed to wipe ur a-“ got me dead💀💀
Im still laughing
She’ll hit you with a mic and I will strip for this dip and he got Bars too Corey you are such a delightful blessing 🤣🤣🤣♥️♥️♥️♥️🤣🤌🏻🫶🏻♥️🤣🤣
Fr if you call those bars anybody can rap then
Don’t forget she’ll drug you and tug you
Exactly, eating anything prepared by them claws would be suspect for Ecoli. I’m an over >30 year nurse and studies show artificial nails harbor increased bacteria loads even after washing hands. Even more than naturally long nails, which do harbor some bacteria also but nowhere near artificial. So those daggers are probably a cess pool.
Yep. Any time my natural nails start going past the end of my fingers, I start using a nail brush when I wash my hands before cooking or eating.
I was especially careful about this when my kid was little and picked up every bug and virus there is from school.
They don’t only pick up respiratory viruses at school; an elementary school classroom is a fecal-oral route super highway.
Flipping Hilarious!! Not to mention the Twerk at the end!
Fav part, always!!! 😂😂😂
He never fails to make me laugh... HARD!! THANKS!!
Could watch your videos all day 😂😂, got some mad rhymes lol
It gets annoying sometimes
He looks like he’s about to go into a food coma lmbo 😂❤😊😅
I think a stove was inadvertently violated in this video 🤣
“Make sure they’re soft and mushy like your tushy” got me dying 💀😂
Okay... That looks sooo freaking good though!
I let you blow out my hip for this dip 😂😂😂😂🥴
I lost it on that one. LOL!
His first thought was.....How in the hell do you wipe your ass with those things??!!
I am so glad a man actually had the same thought I did. This made my day!
"If you say something she don't like she'll hit you with a mic 🎤 " just confirmed this a new video 😂😂😂 🎤 😮
I like this MAN 🎉🎉look at them NAIL 😮😮😮🎉🎉
🤣 🤣 Omg I'm wetting my pants over here 🤣🤣🤣What in Freddy crooger, you crack me up ❤️
“I’d let you blow out my hip for this dip” 💀💀💀💀
Yo dude thanks for making a homie feel better when he is down. Love your stuff man outstanding work!
I hope you are feeling better. Peace and joy be with you.😊
He got BARS, I'm definitely trying this!
Every video u got some funny catchphrase and u make me laugh so much!!!! Hahaha plz dont loose your comic side😂🎉
Omg Dude, You Are Hilarious! 😂😂😂
“She got more nails then I have patience” SAME
You go Corey!😂 Thanks for making my day!🎉
“I would strip for this dip” 😂 I’m 💀
Damn, I love me some him he is the bomb and is funny as hell. I love you brother you are amazing. Keep it up.
U just violated the kitchen cabinets, grinding on em😂😂😂😂😂
Cardi b careful 😂😂😂😂
If its up then it stuck 😭😭
"HOW YOU SUPPOSED TO WIPE YOUR A-" 💀
If it's up, then it's up, then it's up. It was the dance at the end for me.🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is what the internet was made for, love your channel!
I’m glad someone finally said it about these kinds of nails. I always wonder that myself, how…….I bet she stabs her starfish with those things every time😂 ewww
🤣 bro, not tha chocolate starfish!!!! 💩I can't,,😭
It’s called tissue and softly and gently lol or wipes lmao
How she gonna wipe her ass with them long ass finger nails😂
Its the "Blow out my hip. For that dip" for me
Her nails are what shocked you? Look at the ingredients to that ish! Nah...😂
❤ That dip contains everything I would never eat. But I watched because I knew you would have some hilarious rhymes when making it 😂😂😂
Love it!!! 😂😂How you suppose to wipe yur a**?!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
I would love to See Cardi Bs reaction to this lmbo
If you say something she don’t like she’ll hit you with a mic KILLED ME lmaoooooooooo
Bro is just splooshing all over the place
What in the freddy kruger fingers was that! LMFAOOO 🤣🤣🤣
Welcome to It’s your duty to clean your booty, TOOK ME OUT! 🤣🤣🤣
i swear there’s not one recipe he doesn’t like
There's been a couple he actually didn't like. He spat them out 😅
I remember he didn't like the geoduck, as he shouldn't have... but I think he's liked all the rest. 😂😂😂
He doesn't post those.
That’s a good one. They think those Freddy Krueger nails are attractive 😂
This dude is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
I love Cardi but dang Corey you are hilarious 😂 😂
“What in the wizards of Waverly
Place…”🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're my best chef you hilarious And you bring fun into cooking.
He is so funny !! He need a show
When you say something she dont like, she'll hit you with a mic 😂😂 im dead
Dude you are fucking hilarious!!!
You are the best kind of corny 😂😂❤
You are so hilarious 😂❤
"I will strip for this dip" your too funny!!
This man is funny as hell!
You are hilarious! I love your videos
Live this guy, he's got me cracking up!!😅😂
Hahahah!! 😂you got me here Rolling and Dead 💀! . Cardi can be mangy things but a Liar isn’t one ☝️, I love her Caribbean and real approach to life and sharing it with her 👧. Corey Were you class clown or what? In school .
You are hilarious! 😂
Oh my God this real made me laugh so hard thank you so much for that laugh.
"If you say something she don't like, she will hit you with a mic. " 🤣**But, No. No. He threw ice water on her.
I actually wish she'd see this lol. I think she'd be a freakin blast doing a collab