@@Sg4809same with my son. Just now before bed he was saying that while waiting to take his school pics, he noticed there were pictures of cats on the wall. I'll leave it at that bc I about choked on my water taking some meds for a mild headache. I was laughing bc damn don't say that while I'm taking meds. Then there's days I just give him a look. Lol
Allow me to explain how its possible her backside is CLEANER than yours... Start with 2 pieces of chocolate, hold one in each hand till it melts... whipe your right hand off with toilet paper. Then run your left hand under a sink. During the TP crisis of february 2020, When the stores were selling a single roll for $2, with a limit of 3 per customer, I bought a Bidet. It attatches to the water intake line that fills the toilet, and then attarches to the bolts, between the seat and bowl, lowering a pressurized water cannon aimed at your backside. Itll have a bit more pressure than a sink, and you come away FEELING clean. I now hang a handtowel for drying off on the TP bar, and cannot use a public bathroom without feeling dirty. Owning a bidet not only makes your backside cleaner, but saves money, too. And its hands free, theres a switch to the side that can adgust the pressure and mine even has a cleaning feature that pressurewashes the sides of my toilet, so that doesnt need cleaning either!!!
@@shannonwilliams8148 get a bidet. Of she has one, and you dont, her booty is cleaner Hands free water cannon pressurewashes your backside and ensures you come out CLEAN. I cannot use public bathrooms anymore, because I feel dirty after whiping now...
@@kevinsears7300I don’t think she’s dirty by any means. I was meaning more of getting the kids in the bath every night lol. A bidet would be much more sanitary that’s for certain!
You forgot some ingredients 2 - 8 oz blocks of cream cheese 1 1/2 cups of sour cream 14 oz can of jalapeños (not drained) 2 avocados a handful of cilantro 1 tablespoon of chicken bouillon 1 tablespoon of black pepper 1 tablespoon of garlic powder about a 1/4 cup of lime juice
I want to be at one of his parties because you know it’s gonna be funny as hell. Like if I sign paperwork that I won’t be insane when I meet him, I would definitely love to go to a house party. 😂😂
@DB-xo6xh to be fair, there's been loads of people over the years to get married and have kids just to stay deep in the closet. All so those around them are happy/content with their "normal" nuclear family life. Then years later they come out of the closet and divorce them, cause they can't handle the lies anymore or the people who couldn't handle them being anything but hetero died🤷♀️
Exactly, eating anything prepared by them claws would be suspect for Ecoli. I’m an over >30 year nurse and studies show artificial nails harbor increased bacteria loads even after washing hands. Even more than naturally long nails, which do harbor some bacteria also but nowhere near artificial. So those daggers are probably a cess pool.
Yep. Any time my natural nails start going past the end of my fingers, I start using a nail brush when I wash my hands before cooking or eating. I was especially careful about this when my kid was little and picked up every bug and virus there is from school. They don’t only pick up respiratory viruses at school; an elementary school classroom is a fecal-oral route super highway.
His first thought was.....How in the hell do you wipe your ass with those things??!! I am so glad a man actually had the same thought I did. This made my day!
I’m glad someone finally said it about these kinds of nails. I always wonder that myself, how…….I bet she stabs her starfish with those things every time😂 ewww
“You better Cardi B careful” 😂😂😂😂😂
If it’s up than it’s up.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
That's a triple entendre coz Cardi also got a song named "Be Careful"😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg! yes
"weird anus problems" 😭💀
WAP💦
VS.
WAP💀
He was either one of those kids that drove his mama crazy, or had her cracking up all the time.
My son is both, 50/50 and it's awesome
Both... I was that child.
@@Sg4809same with my son. Just now before bed he was saying that while waiting to take his school pics, he noticed there were pictures of cats on the wall. I'll leave it at that bc I about choked on my water taking some meds for a mild headache. I was laughing bc damn don't say that while I'm taking meds. Then there's days I just give him a look. Lol
much like my kid, probably both
I'm leaning towards crazy
This man can cure depression 😂😂😂
Seriously 😂
Frfr😂😂😂
😂facts
Only Jesus can do that
❤❤😂😂
This man is a lyrical genius😂!!
Facts! Some of the recipes don't look good to me, but I'm going to watch at least 2 or 3 times bc he is hilarious, word play is on 🔥🔥
He really is… but he’s sooooo annoying. That voice is wildddd bro
No
“How you suppose to wipe your ass..” literally the same question when I see girls with nails this long 😂😂
If they ain't got a bidet, say no way.
Just hold the paper between your thumb palm. Its easy
Wet wipes?
@@katodd2925the coverage is horrible might as well use more then necessary amount of tissue lol
And how to you put put your contact lenses in and out?
Not "I'll strip for this dip" 😂😂😂😂😂
"What in the Freddie Kruger"...🤣🤣 "It's your duty to clean your booty."
I can't...😂
I cried 😂😂
😂😂. . " I would strip for this dip".. 😂😂😂 his rhymes always get me rolling.
“Say some thing she don’t like she will hit you with her mic”!😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
So you know this is recent 😂😂😂😂😂 love his vids
@@annisathomas7903 exactly! He’s hysterical 😂
I hollered 😅
😂😂😂Petty lol
"AND ITS UP AND UP AND UP...."
AND THE WAP 😂😂😂
COREY SLAYS ME DAILY
“Welcome back to is it fire or is Cardi B a liar” 💀😭
Truly
I’m gonna start telling my kids “it’s your duty to clean your booty” thanks for that one 😂
😂😂😂
Allow me to explain how its possible her backside is CLEANER than yours...
Start with 2 pieces of chocolate, hold one in each hand till it melts... whipe your right hand off with toilet paper. Then run your left hand under a sink.
During the TP crisis of february 2020, When the stores were selling a single roll for $2, with a limit of 3 per customer, I bought a Bidet.
It attatches to the water intake line that fills the toilet, and then attarches to the bolts, between the seat and bowl, lowering a pressurized water cannon aimed at your backside. Itll have a bit more pressure than a sink, and you come away FEELING clean. I now hang a handtowel for drying off on the TP bar, and cannot use a public bathroom without feeling dirty.
Owning a bidet not only makes your backside cleaner, but saves money, too. And its hands free, theres a switch to the side that can adgust the pressure and mine even has a cleaning feature that pressurewashes the sides of my toilet, so that doesnt need cleaning either!!!
Not just the kids some of these grown folks need to be told that.😂
@@shannonwilliams8148 get a bidet. Of she has one, and you dont, her booty is cleaner
Hands free water cannon pressurewashes your backside and ensures you come out CLEAN. I cannot use public bathrooms anymore, because I feel dirty after whiping now...
@@kevinsears7300I don’t think she’s dirty by any means. I was meaning more of getting the kids in the bath every night lol. A bidet would be much more sanitary that’s for certain!
“ what In the Freddy Kruger fingers was that💅” had me dying😂
“I’ll let you blow out my hip for this dip” 😂😂
That looks really good, I would add black beans to that and add pulled chicken to it after blended and it would be perfecto ❤
His name is Corey B. The B is for bars.
😂😂😂😂
BARS!!!
a.k.a. Cardi Ack Arrest
Undervalued comment
As we used to say in the 80’s… WORD!!!
Yessss we used to call me Bint Ms.B 😂😅
Her name is actually Brooke 💃🏽
this the only version of WAP I'll accept 😂😂
You've obviously never heard the band BroJob
Word
For real
@@ChamberpotCharliewhat in the hell kind of band is that
@@ChamberpotCharlieI mean I only have one question is that an actual band or you just fucking with me
She got more finger nails than I've got patience lmfao
You forgot some ingredients
2 - 8 oz blocks of cream cheese
1 1/2 cups of sour cream
14 oz can of jalapeños (not drained)
2 avocados
a handful of cilantro
1 tablespoon of chicken bouillon
1 tablespoon of black pepper
1 tablespoon of garlic powder
about a 1/4 cup of lime juice
Thank you!!!
He said 3 c of sour cream. So it’s 1 1/2?
Every single ingredient you listed was IN THE VIDEO, jackass.
Thank you 😊
@@truly4927i would try it with the smaller amount, if it doesn’t taste good add more
Bro, you nailed it on "how do you wipe yo ass" because I been wondering that myself 😂.
She actually did a video showing her wrapping tissue around her nails and fingers to wipe her butt. It was interesting lol.
😂😂😂😂
Very carefully. 💅
Bidet
TP on a stick. They make them for people with disabilities or too fat to reach. She ain't fat, so.....
🤭Weird Anus Problems 😆 I'm dead.😭😭😭😭
I can't 😂😂😂😂😂take
I can't 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😵💫😵💫😵💫
I'm rolling laughing at that! I love his puns in this video!
Weird anus problems (wap) that had me dieing bro 🤣🤣
I want to be at one of his parties because you know it’s gonna be funny as hell. Like if I sign paperwork that I won’t be insane when I meet him, I would definitely love to go to a house party. 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂This boy is a damn fool!!!!!! LOVE HIM♥️♥️👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
“Welcome back to is it fire? Or is Cardi-B a liar?” Sent me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cardi would spank you twerking!!😂😂😂❤
Just tried it, I did indeed “strip for the dip”
😂😂😂😂
“Make sure they’re soft and mushy like your tushy” got me dying 💀😂
Welcome to It’s your duty to clean your booty, TOOK ME OUT! 🤣🤣🤣
Those who didn’t come from TikTok gang 👇
What is tik tok im so old i only know tic tac's
Not a member of tik tok, instagram, twitter or any other social media except facebook, and that is mostly for pics of my kids and grandkids.
. That was awesome 👌 😆😆
Is TikTok code for what time it is??
This is my only form of social media 😂
Cardi B's Dip Recipe:
2 packs softened cream cheese (8oz each)
1 11oz (312g) can pickled jalapeño peppers
2 ripe avocados
Juice of 3 limes
3 cups sour cream
Garlic powder to taste (~1 Tbsp)
Black pepper to taste (~2 tsp)
1 packet chicken bouillon (~1 Tbsp)
Healthy handful of cilantro (~1 cup)
Blend all ingredients together.
Thank you 😊
❤
❤
@Jacqueline.Medina I definitely would drain the jalapeños or the dip will end up being very liquidy.
Screenshot complete. Thanks Sis ❤
He never fails to make me laugh... HARD!! THANKS!!
Omg Dude, You Are Hilarious! 😂😂😂
This guy needs a Netflix 1hr long special 😂😂😂
💯% . C’mon Netflix. Give him a special. Please and Thank you!
You people are weird
@@Mharveexplain…
Thinking everyone who can be funny for 60 sec can also do 60 min stand up doesn’t make sense
@@jelemil I have Faith, he's got it
punchlines always on point
homie never dissapoint
ong 😂
"and its up and its up and its up and its up"got me rollin😂😂
"She's Got More Fingernails Then I Got Patience" 😂😂 "It's UP If It's UP Then It's Up Then It's UP" 😭😭 Bro Be Having Me Weak Asl 🤣😭
Welcome back to the “If you say something she don’t like, she’ll hit you with a mic”🎤
😂🤣😂🤣
Where do you come up with all these funny words that rhyme?😂😂
I LOVE THIS GUY!! Holy shit🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Bro immediately switched sexuality talking bout I’ll let you blow out my hip for the dip 😂
Do we even know his sexuality? 90% of the jokes on this channel have me guessing he's at least bi/pan.
@@NieroshaiTheSablehe has a fiancée. A woman.
@@DB-xo6xhthey said bi/ pan meaning bisexual also
@@DB-xo6xhSooooo
@DB-xo6xh to be fair, there's been loads of people over the years to get married and have kids just to stay deep in the closet. All so those around them are happy/content with their "normal" nuclear family life. Then years later they come out of the closet and divorce them, cause they can't handle the lies anymore or the people who couldn't handle them being anything but hetero died🤷♀️
“How are u supposed to wipe ur a-“ got me dead💀💀
Im still laughing
His friends must call him “crazy Corey” 😂
You are frickin hilarious 😂 😂😂
“I would strip for this dip” 😂🤣😂 Probs one one of her snacks between “dances” back in the day 😆😆😆
😂😂😂😂 say sumthin she don't like she gone hit you wit a MIC....😂😂😂😂
Especially when they throw water on u cardi b is really a bad person bc she defended herself what an a hole is she duh
😂😂😂😂😂
Omg "say something she don't like she'll hit you with a mic" 😭😭😭
When you say something she dont like, she'll hit you with a mic 😂😂 im dead
"IT'S YOUR DUTY TO CLEAN YOUR BOOTY" 😂😂😂😂😂
🎉🎉
Exactly, eating anything prepared by them claws would be suspect for Ecoli. I’m an over >30 year nurse and studies show artificial nails harbor increased bacteria loads even after washing hands. Even more than naturally long nails, which do harbor some bacteria also but nowhere near artificial. So those daggers are probably a cess pool.
Yep. Any time my natural nails start going past the end of my fingers, I start using a nail brush when I wash my hands before cooking or eating.
I was especially careful about this when my kid was little and picked up every bug and virus there is from school.
They don’t only pick up respiratory viruses at school; an elementary school classroom is a fecal-oral route super highway.
This man is funny as hell!
Did he say I'll let u blow out my hip for this dip 😂😂😂☠️
She’ll hit you with a mic and I will strip for this dip and he got Bars too Corey you are such a delightful blessing 🤣🤣🤣♥️♥️♥️♥️🤣🤌🏻🫶🏻♥️🤣🤣
Fr if you call those bars anybody can rap then
Don’t forget she’ll drug you and tug you
Could watch your videos all day 😂😂, got some mad rhymes lol
It gets annoying sometimes
Whew Chile you funny 😂🤣😂
HE KILLED ME, IM FORKING DEAD👏🏽 OMG😭
He looks like he’s about to go into a food coma lmbo 😂❤😊😅
I think a stove was inadvertently violated in this video 🤣
Homie had bars all the way up to mars 😂😂😂
Dude your are honestly funny u don’t even hafta try that hard 😂
I let you blow out my hip for this dip 😂😂😂😂🥴
I lost it on that one. LOL!
Yo dude thanks for making a homie feel better when he is down. Love your stuff man outstanding work!
I hope you are feeling better. Peace and joy be with you.😊
" if its up then its up then its up then its up" LMAO!!! ❤
You are so hilarious 😂❤
His first thought was.....How in the hell do you wipe your ass with those things??!!
I am so glad a man actually had the same thought I did. This made my day!
“I’d let you blow out my hip for this dip” 💀💀💀💀
This dude is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
Say man, chill on our dip bruh! 😂😂
She’ll hit you with a mic 😂😂
You dead ass wrong 😂
So she did actually hit someone with a mic?😅
😂😂
There was a guy that threw a large drink at her on stage, so she popped him on the head. Good with the Mike.
"If you say something she don't like she'll hit you with a mic 🎤 " just confirmed this a new video 😂😂😂 🎤 😮
Lmaoo “if it’s up then it’s up then it’s up” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Boy you got me laughing out loud !!!😂😂😂
“She got more nails then I have patience” SAME
He got BARS, I'm definitely trying this!
Dawg “ Hit you wit a mic “ I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣
😭😭😭 I Cant Take It
You Have Me Dying Laughing Every Time
If its up then it stuck 😭😭
You go Corey!😂 Thanks for making my day!🎉
You’re too funny 😅 love your videos!
“Blow out my hip for this dip” took me out! 💀🤣
Flipping Hilarious!! Not to mention the Twerk at the end!
“I would strip for this dip” 😂 I’m 💀
"HOW YOU SUPPOSED TO WIPE YOUR A-" 💀
"How are you suppose to wipe your ass" im dead 😂😂😂
You are hilarious! I love your videos
Cardi b careful 😂😂😂😂
Its the "Blow out my hip. For that dip" for me
You make me laugh, as hard as my ass cracks!
You are the best kind of corny 😂😂❤
I’m glad someone finally said it about these kinds of nails. I always wonder that myself, how…….I bet she stabs her starfish with those things every time😂 ewww
🤣 bro, not tha chocolate starfish!!!! 💩I can't,,😭
It’s called tissue and softly and gently lol or wipes lmao
How she gonna wipe her ass with them long ass finger nails😂
I would love to See Cardi Bs reaction to this lmbo
If bro rap I think he a snap he got the bars and metaphors😂
Oh my God this real made me laugh so hard thank you so much for that laugh.
Her nails are what shocked you? Look at the ingredients to that ish! Nah...😂
Lmaooooo the mic throwing reference got me good
😂 I love it!! Your to lit!! ❤
I love him already. I’m stuck as a subscriber. He really needs his on show. Seriously
Bro is just splooshing all over the place
If you say something she don’t like she’ll hit you with a mic KILLED ME lmaoooooooooo
What in the freddy kruger fingers was that! LMFAOOO 🤣🤣🤣
He is so funny !! He need a show