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I love how she says those sentences so confidently
Satire my friend
Ikr, that's why I love her so much. I never know what she's going to say and she always says it so confidently.
Ehnuss
Micheal Angeloss
@@bi11i34no shit really?
She's had practice. She's in her 50's
She said it all so seriously i listened to everything she said with a straight face nodding
😂
My... Aren't we the same?
"Like a furby does" ☠️
"Maybe the model didn't have an anus......... We just don't know" 😂😭😱☠️
🤣🤣🤣
her voice is just perfect for what she does
That mole on her neck needs to be shaved I assume.
Do u know her name?
@@BiancoIsleDelfino Diane Morgan
@@panikk0179 thx
@@dope42069 thx
She is awesome. Love her deadpan delivery when she interviews scholars
Yes! It's cringe-brilliant when she interviews experts, but I'd take her over Ali G or Borat any day.
She just showed up in my recommended one day and has never left.
Horrid to look at and that voice.
We just don't know why.. 😂
Same. And life is just better.
me too and I don't know who she is
And I’m happy about that
“We just don’t know” She’s speaking for the whole anthropologic body here
Gays running around the place back then and the sculptor didn't want them to lay their hands on such a handsome sculpture.
@@marvelcomiks8078 what does being gay have to do with any of this
@@maryryan4991 didn’t want them to always be fondling the statue anus
@@marvelcomiks8078 you are crazy to think gays didn’t lay their hands on this statue 😂, I’m sure the straights had fun with it too lol
@@maryryan4991 Of course it does, who else goes after the rear of the man?
“A baffling omission” love it
Better than a “burbling emission”...
@@FlatBroke612 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 like a fart
@@FlatBroke612 no emissions from that statue, with the omissions that were made
She's not wrong!
Veins that carry statue blood - I died 😂😂
Hahaha got me bad 🤣
Lol I was looking for this comment 😂
That got me too! Ohmygod!
Can anyone explain?
Yes, that hit.
“Like a furby does” that made my day
Mine too
When I saw this statue in 1985 it seemed to have a glow about it. It was mag nificent.
Well I can made your whole week, if it hasn’t been omitted
What is a furby?
@@balubarla3907 these little toy owl things ppl used to collect in the 90s and 00s
Damn she proved her investigative abilities in the end 😂
The back end
that's the copy. the original is inside a museum
That was a good pun but I couldn't like because then your number of likes would be 666
Of* the end.
Fixed.
I'd say her conclusions are correct, on the whole.
How Diane says this stuff with a straight face I'll never know!
Have you heard of a ‘take’ in tv and film?
@@alexlevie4056 Have you heard of rhetorical questions?
did you ever hear the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?
Have you ever heard from my dad ? I dont see him for years
@@alexlevie4056 jfc u seem unpleasant
“Marble Goolies”😂😂
Yes. Henceforth, I'll only refer to my testicles as goolies.
I know 🫢🤣 I love her she’s a natural.
😅😅
"Like a furby does"
And they never ...stop...staring
just push the eyelids down🙄🙄🙄
“The documentary that Louvre Museum doesn’t want you to watch”
lol, this is in Florence but ok, funny anyway mate.
I worked in louvre Abudhabi museum 😅
Si trova a Firenze...
David is in the Galleria dell'Accademia in Florence although the statue she's looking at is a copy that's outside Palazzo della Signoria
“We just do not know” 😂😂😂😂 I love that one.
But we know one thing...gyms are bullshite
probably the highlight of your year.
I'm convinced an NPC wrote this comment
@@lemonlizard1 wait. U mean the reply or the original?
@@babbisp1 the original
'if you manage to look past his little marble goolys' I havent heard anyone call them goolys for decades lol
Gooleys still going strong in the midlands. Haha
Scottish girl here and I too haven’t heard the word goolies for years 😂 my wee brother used to use that word when he was little 😂😂😂
@@bmc9504brilliant 😂😂
“You’ve frozen my goolies!” - Richard Hammond
"baffling omission"
W H E E Z E 💀
It could be possible that if the said annus was included which carving the statue it could increase odds of cracks forming
1000th like 😂
I call my farts 'a baffling Emission'
@@hareecionelson5875 The climate activists are coming to get you.
@@Abdul-Akeem_Akinloye let he who is without fart cast the first stone
"We just don't know"
History in a nutshell
“We know a lil bit, just never enough to fully make up our minds”
Most of history is just lies agreed upon
I mean…she’s not wrong
I’m ur 2 thousand’s like 😅
Well yea but she's obviously an art critic. Yes she knows a lot about aesthetics but to get the full historical picture, it's best to get a historian's opinion. Seems obvious but nowadays everything is so interdisciplinary.
Oh....... British people are really the best. Thank you so much to bring us so much joy, and laughters !
She said such weird sentences so calmly- I would be dying
Fr tho 😭
She sounded so stupid using baby talk. And saying 'he' doesn't have an anus was extra dumb. You don't see anyone's anus unless you spread those beautiful cheeks.
But hey. Maybe we also don’t have an anus. We just don’t know.
I feel like that's just part of being British.
I too possess this skill
I have been in way too many art classes to never be told his pupils are the shape of hearts
kimochi
subarashii
"Welcome students. Today I'm gonna use about $150 of your tuition to talk about the worlds first Care Bear"
they aren’t, it’s supposed to be a highlight spot that was left there
I went on a tour in Italy and our guide told us they were hearts because it was a signature of some sort. Don’t know how true it is, but they’re definitely hearts which is a pretty cool fact!
okay for real, she is pointing out just how amazing and gorgeous that sculpture is, which just makes this even funnier
All the things she says I’m pretty sure everyone knew except for that last one
This Is not the og
@@Hbdowntowneveryone knows it doesn't have an aenos.
I didn’t notice the comedy until she said “Michelangelo’s body”
statue blood😂😂😂 that's the most artistically insane thing ive ever heard
Really disappointed that she said the veins are carrying the statue blood to his fingers :/ they are carrying the statue blood away from his fingers smh
@@joschtuegs2562 ???
@@joschtuegs2562don't tell them
It really points to the most inane garbage the consuming world will call comedy. I mean, if they didn't get enough of this level by the end of elementary school, there's a possibility.
@@joschtuegs2562 top comment.
'carrying statue blood to his fingers' I'm dying
😭😭😭😭😭😭😁😁😁😁😁
😂😂😂
I never see her laugh or break character it's incredible
you have to watch the outtakes from afterlife..hilarious
@@judithwilber2540 very good suggestions
I will spread Ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🏻🙏🏻I betta not catch you in my comments again or it’s Finna Gon Be OVER for you 👾
I lost it immediately when she said there is incredible detail and compares it to a furby 💀
I’m dumb please tell me what is a furby
@@MidnightV6 you sweet innocent soul.
@@MidnightV6 it's a cursed, furry, robotic, animal toy with pointy ears and beady eyes. It's not too weird to look at but Google at your own discretion. 😁
I lost it when that clown said ancient greece and even middle age italy had no gymnasias
Furbies (Furbys??) are the pinnacle of artistic rendering, so it makes sense she would say that. She’s an expert, you know.
“Carrying statue blood to his fingers” 😂😂😂
It’s even funnier cause it carries blood away from the fingers 😂
I think statue blood would be concrete
@@BeanMan-The-bean he's made out of blood then
DON’T BLINK ;)
FINGAHS LOL
"Marble goolies"
"Statue blood to his fingers"
"He doesn't have a aenus"
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
XD i cant
🤣
@@PapiPapito95 either you get it or you don't I guess. It's hilarious.
@@psi9899 The totally serious delivery is what makes it so much more than just-silly. It's hilarious, yes.
“Carrying statue blood to his fingers” made me chuckle
"Carrying statue blood to his fingers" i can't take this anymore 😂😂😂😂😂
That’s the part that got me too 😂😂
"He doesn't have an *ĒNÖSS* "
Is that Northern England pronunciation? Maybe Newcastle?
Yank here, pardon my ignorance
@@tylarjackson7928 Northern but not as far as Geordie (Newcastle)
Sounds more like Chorley than Newcastle. Northwest of England. Love me northerners.
@@tylarjackson7928 You're unreasonably knowledgeable about English accents if you know about Newcastle. You have nothing to apologize about lol
@@Konoronn I watch a gaming-centric channel based in Newcastle, with most of their presenters from the area. The vowel sounds are very unmistakably unique. But I suppose other areas in the North speak similarly, because she sounds just like them. She does have a pretty thick accent though.
As an Art History major this is how I wanna be writing all my damn essays
I’ve inserted sarcasm in a paper and got roasted, doesn’t fly well lol it’s really hard not to when that’s your personality
Art History major? So you WANT to work at MacDonalds?
Pointless ass degree
@@wayneurquhart7192 Who do you think runs museums and galleries? Positions are competitive but I assure you the number of people with art history degrees working fastfood is quite low.
what do you plan to do once you finished studying? aren't there like no jobs for art history people?
She’s a national treasure
“He doesn’t have an Aiiiinoose”
I dont have an aiiiiinoose too…
Must've been modeled after a female backside.
@@riogc3257 some people don't tbf
Bri'ish
@@com-ev5wq I like how your comment has a translate to English tab but that still does nothing.
"We just don't know" like she just raised an important issue.
Then let's know his penis 😅😊
It is important, maybe he got embarrassed
it’s an issue of national emergency
@@Z_hrioperation find the anus
Actually, I think it is. Excluding the anus is high indicator of dissonance in reality whether consciously or unconsciously
Why exclude the anus??
Either the original had an anus and the one today hasn't a recreated anus.
Or never there was an anus. But again... why?
Pupils, veins, muscle definition, definition of hair curl pattern but no anus?
Either the anus was too sacred for recreation or strictly shunned to the point of embarrassment.
When you're groomed that you predestined to procreate and your body autonomy is contingent on this practice
Unnatural Sexual repression is self hatred and the logical consequence of unnatural repression. This can lead to sexual confusion, social development issues, and higher probability of violent behaviors.
“carrying statue blood to his fingers” i think i’m in love with this woman 😭
😂 this got me too
You shouldn’t be so starry eyed impressed. She’s unaware of just King David was.
Statue blood would be carried away from his fingers. Those are veins, they carry blood back to the heart.
The peak of British humor!!
Love from across the pond 😁 👍
This is peak British humor
Yes she’s hilarious
The anus is actually there. We can't see it
Camelot = Cam a lot 😊 .. high end
@@lhr_arms funny bunny
“Like ah furby does” Took me out 😩✋🏼
right?i got my kids a furby like i had back then. i just almost spat out my drink lol
Are you ok?
like ah fuhhhby duz
@@apapz3245 nah, I’m still dead x.x
@@kindahurt5106 are you wheezing? Or did you get sent
"carrying statue blood to his fingers" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I totally lost it when she said that.
That was my favorite bit!!!!! Hahahahaha
She said it so matter of factly, how does she comebup with this stuff lol
"Actually since they're veins they carry blood from his fingers" 🤓
Brought my childhood imagination back to life with this one.
We don’t deserve philomena.
What an absolute treasure
"they didn't have gyms". This line is an underrated bit of satire, just so elegant
Absolutely!
But... Gyms is from Greeks. Gymnasium
@@rickrollrizal that is the joke yes
@@rickrollrizaldid you just read the quote or something lol
Keeping away from everyone trying to chat him up was intense activity!
Nobody mentioning that she's calling him Michelangelo lmao
His name was David lmao
This the comment I was looking for 😂
I didn't even think about that until now lol.
Ohhhhhhhh 😳😧😦😮😯😯😯
David Michelangelos
I love her sarcastic humor, such a gem
Realy dont get it and dont find it funny at all
@@AtomicMoviess skill issue
This is not sarcasm
@@AtomicMoviessyeah we know people don’t invite you to parties no need to make it more clear
It's called dry humor. There's nothing sarcastic about what she's saying.
When irony and sarcasm is so deeply rooted you can’t tell exactly what the intent is.
"..carrying statue blood to his fingers"🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 I didn’t catch that.
In its statue 'veins.' Not away from his fingers
might be a weeping angle, so not far off
Finguuhs*
I would pay for a guided museum tour with this lady
Guide you where , to some a...s?
How much
She managed to blew past "marble goolies" without laughing. That's true professionalism right there!
Exactly. I lost it at marble goolies itself ... 😂😂
It's so not hard tho...
@@Ice.muffin yeah, the greeks and romans liked it flacid
Absolutely love her professionalism and deadpan expressions. It makes it way more hilarious.
They used to say a tiny knob meant great intelligence back then, but we now know that isnt true.
The fact that most of us never saw beyond those "marble goolies"
"like a furby does"
"His little ghoulies"
"Didn't actually have an anus"
I love her..I'm dying
Just imagine someone scouting around for that on the stature.
"Admiring his butt?"
"Actually I'm looking to see how he did on the anus...I can't believe it seems to be left out!"
Well slip him a marble BUTT PLUGG AND BE DONE WITH IT !!! LOL!
R O F L M A O !! LITERALLY!
CWWEST
YOUR WELCOME!
"His eyes have pupils in them, like a furby does" 💀💀💀
I literally can't breathe 💀
“‘Cause they didn’t have gyms back then”
Gymnasium: Greek for “exercise naked” 😂
I was about to write the same, glad I read the comments before!
Thanks for saying it. I was too scared to be told "you must be fun at parties"😂
You need more likes
Oh! So this is why women now go work out practicaly naked... they are just trying to bring back the old ways
"his little marble goolies" *oh she IS an art critic*
Golden comment! 😂🤣👌🏼
THATS PRETTY AVERAGE NGL 😢
@@shovelninjaxd391 actually his goolies are quite below average. His hands though are disproportionately large so there's that.
@@Alovatololo you would know wouldn’t you
@@redact7577 yes, your mom described David's hands in quite vivid detail.
Cunk is one of the modern britain funniest things
I love her. She always gets a chuckle out of me. 😂
“His eyes have pupils in them, like a furby does” as if nothing else on earth also has pupils
Some anime characters lack pupils and its freaky to watch sometimes.
Meanwhile half the viewers don’t know what furbies are
😂😂🎉
Not even a smile on her face when she says these. She deserves an Oscar for this. Epic
For those that missed it, gym is short for gymnasium and comes from the Greeks who basically had sports centers around lmao so they definitely did have gyms
And they did it naked. Lmao
And they started the Olympics.
Yeah and lives weren’t as comfortable as they are right now either.
No they didn’t, now go cry about it more
I came to the comments to say this exact thing, thank you!
"His eyes have pupils in them, like a Furby." And you can see her break character towards the end
Almost
Did not see that.
This is top tier reporting
What character?
She doesn't break character in this entire video
“Look at his abs, they prove gyms are bulls”
I’m enjoying her shorts. 😂
They had no gyms back then (maybe... who knows) but common people were used to hard work.
They must have had the equivalent of gyms after all they started the olympics didn't they?
@@joannanormawe're still using a version of their word for gym, for our gyms.
Check out Stephen Fry's books. Mythos and Hero's for a deep dive into the Greek and the absurd amount of words and ideas of theirs we still use.
@@joannanorma That’s what I was gonna bring up that’s kind of BS now they don’t have modern weight rooms but yeah Roman Greece had public bathrooms basically their version of the YMCA
@@ralfjansen9118the word gymnasium is literally an ancient greek word. they had gyms lol
They actually did have gyms back in Roman times, called the palaestrā
I love how she always looks like she's about to cry
She's probably trying hard not to laugh
It's the weather 😎
"We just don't know."
I love her. 🤣
🤨
🤨
I don’t know which one to love more. Her speaking facts or her seriousness while doing it 😂
what facts? its a statue, not a person.
They literally had gyms back then, weights and everything.
Both ....
@@ViktoriousDead Not gyms really. More like training grounds?
Either way she was obviously joking.
Don't take it seriously
@@Naferner_Said
Uhhhh it's a piece of art by one of the greatest artists of all time.
It's not *JUST* a statue.
Little marble goolies gets me everytime 😂😂😂😂
She's so talented at saying dumb things sounding absolutely hilarious
I love her!
her delivery is insane
😂”little marble goolies” 😂 lord jeezus wheezus I love that!
They are pretty little
@@GTkozeIt’s a grower, not a shower.
They aren’t little mines average both flaccid and erect and it looks like my size most pps are small flaccid
Imagine standing out in Pommy weather...your goolies wd shrink, your anus wd pucker til it's invisible!
Philomena is fkn gold!!
@@xijinping880ok leader of the ccp
"They proved gym is bulsh*t because they didn't have gym's back then" really got me laughing xD
they did have gyms tho
@@mazzwapa4135 they did??
@@raviedavieu gym comes from gymnasium, which is the an ancient greek word for ... a school for mind and body (sports and spirit, you get the point)
its fkn facts tho holy
It's funny but it sucks because it's the worst thing she could have said since they obviously did have gymnasiums. She should have said weight machines or something. Or say CrossFit. Gym was the worst word she could have used lol
She's so professional and serious - don't know how she manages to keep a straight face. Brilliant!
"Little Marble Goolies" is my new bands name :)
What music do you make
Greatest Hits:
1. Where Is It?
2. Not Feeling It
3. Come Prematurely
4. She's Gone....Again
5. Can't Fight The Black
@@kufazuke DON'T FORGET THAT SINGLE YOU PUT OUT FIRST, IT IS QUITE GOOD, "GIMMIE...! GIMME BACK MY ANUS~!!" ALSO, MANY OTHER HIT'S~!~!~!!
That’s like foo fighters territory
DAMMIT! Once again, I am too late!
"Its a baffling omission..." Still trying to pick myself up off the floor😅😅😅
Hahaha 😂😂
I think she said “emission”. Not omission.
@@SafeBandicootread the subtitles again and you will see that the person you responded to is right
@@SafeBandicootemission wouldn’t make sense in this context. Emission is used when talking about the fumes of vehicles.
😭
"Statue blood" LMFAOO
Michaelangelo' s body? I thought this was david..and the former was the sculptor
@@PaulH-hl5hw That's part of the joke
@@psi9899👍
Little marble ghoulies in that Yorkshire accent is just so inherently comedic on so many levels
Shes peak british humor i s2g 😂
“Or didn’t actually have an anus. We just don’t know.” Dry af! 😂👍🏻
I dont know who was gonna tell you but dry is bad.
@@anticnics no its good
@@anticnics it's good. Just different.
@@thomaswijgerse723 no when something or someone is dry that means they arent funny and boring
@@el7284 no , dry means boring and unfunny
Surprisingly she managed to make this knowledgable too. I actually learned something new as well while admiring the humour. Not that you NEED to make it knowledgable but still, amazing.
Her accent make it 10x better...
Agreed. I love the accent
Better than what? Any other accent?
@William Ewart Gladstone Ok, I just wondered, because in Britain alone there are tons of very different accents.
@William Ewart Gladstone You say that as if her accent is just... "British". There are many different accents in Britain.
@@alexf9381 nobody said there wasn’t. they’re just pointing out hers
Ah the Furby, a true work of art
Lmao😂😂😂
High five for that one!
Of my nightmares, that thing would turn on by itself.
I want to marry this woman. Not the actress, but the character.
I believe the original name of the statue was "Muscular Guy, No Anus" but there was already a band with that name.
😂👏🏽
Yes
Ancient copyright regulators had their eyes everywhere.
Damn, “Muscular Guy, No Anus” would’ve been a much better name than “David.” David is a very basic name, the former is much fancier.
That bloody funny
She's so damned sure of herself and it's cool af.
it’s a character
@@user-bp1gx3qt3o I'll chop your little marble goolies if you say that again
Right, too bad she's dead wrong. They absolutely had gyms.
@@JohnSmith-im8qt Except a gymnasium back then exercised the mind, not the body, they were a place of learning.
I don't know who this woman is but I love her
Every line, every word is chosen with perfection. “Michaelangelo’s body” is almost so easily missed but then you remember😂😂😂
even better, "michelangelos's"
@@caimansaurus5564 Implying she thinks that's the statue's full name: "Michaelangelos David"
@@Captroop I get the humor but it is referred to by sculptor first, followed by the person it depicts. However, I know of no other art referred to officially like this. You never hear DaVinci 's Mona Lisa, but hear Mona Lisa or The Mona Lisa by DaVinci!
Same thing when she says "they didn't have gyms" - when "gym" comes from the ancient greek "gymnasium" (gumnásion).
It's almost like poetry, indeed.
@@comosdedos interestingly, gymnasium is a school in Germany (a type of school)
“Like a furby does” I need more of this NOW
@@miro6017 yeah cuz it's what people want innit
@@miro6017 i don’t care because i’m not British. Even if i am one, i wouldn’t be crying in agony over this knowing the US spent $2.3 trillion on Afghanistan in a pointless, unrewarding war.
The fact that the statue has no teeth reveal that the model was actually lot more older than it actually displayed
Her voice relaxes you before her words snap you back 😂 she is AMAZING
what's her name?
@@Alex-c8l4tPhilomena Cunk, it’s in the title haha
her name on this show is philomena cunk, but her real name is Diane morgan.
Great description
She gave an absolutely wonderful review. 10/10 Straight to the point and to the more important parts.
Anything she does: Genius. She's that friend you wish were around when you're smoking a fat one because you know she'd have the entire group in tears of laughter but would manage to stay serious.
The David Attenborough of sarcasm
we just don't know...
We never know...
It’s a baffling omission….
Seeing her interact with Jeremy clarkson would complete my life
“Carrying statue blood to his fingers. “ haha. She’s the best.
This will be the last sentence my brain replays to me before it shuts off for good I stg. 😂😂😂
Wannabe Ali G to be honest
Only if she knew veins take blood out 😅😂😂
fun fact: she has a netflix special called cunk on earth
from side character to netflix star
That’s not Michaelangelo, that’s Michaelangelo’s monster
It's not even Michelangelo's, it's a replica put outside in the open while the real statue has been moved indoors for quite some time 😂
Twist ending - Michaelangelo WAS the monster.
@@MK-sx3bmgasp , thats so lame
@@annipsy2185they stopped showing it freely because it started to break... His left foot is broken and has been damaged before while outdoors so they made replicas
Because she is an actor 😊
Veins actually carry statue blood from statue fingers. Basic Statue Physiology.
😂😂😂😂
After all this "facts" ... I wouldn't be sure about her actually not knowing this. Also I come to see if there was a comment like yours 😂
" Carrying statue blood to his fingers" 🤣🤣🤣
That one was my fave!