Craziest Client Stories #4 | Tattoo Artists Answer
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ม.ค. 2019
- Tattoo artists tell stories about their craziest clients including everything from inappropriate tattoo requests, to clients who have no boundaries.
Artists in this video:
Mira Mariah - @girlknewyork
Laura Martinez - @nothingwildtattoo
Keith "Dez" Hernandez - @keithhernandez.nyc
Trudy Lines - @trudy_lines_tattoo
Janda Farley - @jandadrawsstuff
Matt Truiano - @matttruiano
Gabe Pantoja - @gabetattoos
Jess Machete - @jessmachete
Josh Lord - @joshualord
Suranghee Ro - @suroshinn
Monikka Velvet - @monikkavelvet
Daniel Marmo - @tattoosbydmo
Baris Yesilbas - @barisyesilbas
Cheo Park - @cheopark
Caesar Bacchus - @caesarbaccvs_tattoos
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I don't have a single tattoo but have watched all these vids lol
Tail Gunner just be careful I started watching these without out any tattoos and I’m pretty much covered in tattoos
Sameeeee
I have a wedding ring one. That's it. If it makes you feel better, I don't think my tattoo artist has any. None that I saw. You'd never know she was a tattoo artist. She looks like a 55 year old, sweet, grandma. LOL.
Trudy with tats is really beautiful like dam
Me toooo
When she said so casually "he shaved for me which was really sweet" I started just laughing so hard i fell off my bed.
At least he won the bet
Lmfao!!!!
yea i think i can understand why she apreciated the the guy didn't show up with a full afro
Bruh literally same. My face story
@@alexad7570 💀😂😭 I died at this. Lmaooo fr!
Every time I get a tattoo and make an embarrassing joke I freak out thinking I'll be a story in one of these videos
*walks into tattoo studio to get tattooed* "dont be weird, dont be weird" *ends up on inked*
I couldn't imagine trying to sit STILL for that long and managing to not be weird.
Sounds like social anxiety
Matt: I didn’t know what I was doing, I was just scribblin on there.
The greatest description of beginning tattoo artist I swear 😂
I really want to see the finished result😂 assuming when he said he saw the guy months later. That the tattoo was finished.
“do i have to be hard for
this?” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jocelle Canovas turns out. no lmfao
Kc the pickle guy Audis 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its a fair question (?) 😂
She seems so sweet and chill
This channel is awesome I feel like even if someone doesn’t like tattoos or is against it it’s still so interesting
Tech Priest glad your better now
People shouldn’t be against tattoos only because it’s happened for thousands of years weather or not you have em
@Tech Priest that's why getting good tattoos is great, I swear to God I can't have one more expensive hobby so I don't do drugs
I'm a 41 year old cancer survivor. I don't have a single tattoo. Been thinking of getting a survivor tat, but don't have the money for a good one yet. That's what brought me to the channel. Love watching the stories of crazy customers.
@Tech Priest boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii that made me pisss my self hahahahahaha
A piercer version would be cool too
Delphi Riddle the channel is called ‘inked’ lol
@@dasiypotterhead3217 yeah, I think they mean they'd like a "piercer version" of the channel
Then it could be called pierced.
3:02 he needs to stop interrupting her
The way she kept nudging his arm every time he did lol. Nice way of saying BRUH LET ME FINISH MY FUCKING STORY 😂
It happens in other videos with those two (him interrupting)
Selene I though his comments were kinda funny and she didn't seem to mind, she was laughing too
MANSPLANING
I'd usually agree with you when I see a man interrupting a woman but this time it really felt to me like they're friends and he's just involved in her story. She doesn't seem to mind it either.
The gay girl gone bi was my favorite!!
Same, especially since she probably knew she was into men and used it as a pick up line. I could be wrong, but I know people who've done it, so....
Yeah, I like sexual harrassment stories too!
(Nope)
Where do you detect any sexual harassment
@@Monoxide24 u fucking serious? Or you think only vagina-owners can be sexually harrassed?
@@Monoxide24 now... Try to think this scene but with a gay man and a female tattoo artist, and the man getting excited and saying to her "oh you changed my sexual tastes". I bet you can see the harassment now
Oh Terry, wherever you may be, bless you.
Jess is adult Wednesday Adams and I love it
She cute af
@@NMOIBurrito no she's not
She said she got her apprenticeship through blackmail and bribery.
Exactly what I was thinking!!!
Bruh I was thinking the same thing
I have actually had customers ask me "how long" my tattoos would "last for"
I always hope people mean like before a touch up but even then?? It depends on so much
I mean some fade faster then others, some colours disappear after months or a year. But I understand how stupid it sounds.
Oh I once had someone come up to me and asked "do I have to get a tatoo inperson?" I was like "you know you are getting a tatoo on your skin right?"
Leticia Kioko - how are people so stupid?
Omg I had my captions on and at 0:37 when he says, "She came to get a piece around her genitals." the captions said, "She came to get a piece around her kenya dolls." 😂😂😂😂
I kept hearing Kenya dolls for a second I couldn't figure out what he was saying 😂
@@vorzel_ his accent just makes it so much more believable. Haha 😂
Wow I’m glad you made that comment. Because I honestly couldn’t figure out what he was saying
I have subtitles all the time (I have issues with my hearing sometimes) and caught this too 😂😂😂
Omg your right XD
I have a kneeling demon on my left bicep and was sitting in the chair getting work done on my right arm when some really weird guy and girl came in. They were going crazy over the flash on the wall, pulled frames down to try them on laying on the benches, etc. Then they walked over and watched me get tattooed for a while and the guy said "Hey man, nice horse!" and wandered off. The artist and I did this double take and I asked "Dude, did you tattoo a horse on me?" He spun me around ( barber chairs rock) and stared at my tattoo, that he'd done, then pulled out a piece of paper, cut it up, taped it to my arm and held up the mirror. If you cover it up just right the demon's bent leg and arm sorta look like a horse skull. No idea how this kid saw it. My artist quipped he should charge me extra for hiding the horse in my demon.
Wow, that was long. Happy ink to all!
Reading this hurt my brain
I'm sorry. Take two aspirin and get a good night's rest.
Hawk 1966 that won’t work I got permanent brain damage from that shit
Maybe you can find a replacement at the Dollar Store.
That won’t work either it seems like you tried it already
Aren't you not supposed to tattoo people who are clearly under the influence?
I think some of the tattoo artists will ask but the client will lie to them & say that they haven’t taken anything/are not under the influence.
In one of these sorts of videos a lady talked about a client who was acting really weird and he ended up having to go to the hospital mid-tattoo or something bc he took horse tranquilizer. You can’t always know if a person is under the influence, and I’m sure most artists wouldn’t do it if they knew
Eh, it's not the law. A lot of shops have that rule in place to prevent people making stupid drunk decisions, but a lot more shops capitalise on it.
I think some tattoo artists have the reasoning that if someone's that drunk and they refuse to tattoo them they'll probably just go to the next shop to get it done, and if they tattoo them then at least they know that they're getting it done safely.
If it’s their friend they probably will coz they know the person that we’ll can’t speak for other situations
Priscilla sometimes it’s hard to know if someone is under the influence. Some people have disabilities that make it seem like they’re high or drunk.
French Woman❤️ such a beautiful voice and accent 😊 story was too funny! It's permanent bro lmfao
Laura Martinez😎
She looks like a man
@@Chunkece ?????? what do men look like? Like? Is there a specific type of look that all men have, because otherwise then you're just being weird
CyanAnn masculine features like a wide jaw and lower brow bones
gir??
"If you've ever seen The Highlander and you know what the Kurgan is, that's Terry" lol.
The nirvana face was hilarious to me because I just got it tattooed on my hip
Zach Oberlander pic? I’ve considered getting it
@@victormurillo6956 How do I put a picture in the comments it won't let me attach it
Zach Oberlander Oh you can’t but you can send me a link to either a fb or ig post? If not then don’t worry about it
I'm dead😂
Is this a shop's work?
He shaved for me which was really sweet bahahaha
4:36
Forever?
Forever-ever?
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson
*OH*
😂😂😂😭😭😭
I was thinking about that when she said it, and started singing it in my head.
😆😂🤣
I AM FOR REAL
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I've had all the usual ones. Peeing, fainting, inappropriate sexual arousal." Sounds like he's describing a night in Vegas or something 😂
people are disgusting , they don't shave their private part and expecting the tattoo artist to shave it to them 😶💔
Either way fuckin nasty shave yourself n let them do minimal shaving
And I thought Brazilians like to keep it clean down there.
Some people, like me, just dont want to shave down there because its fricking scary.
@@ShadowprincessAnimat I don't blame them. Frankly, its the more healthy thing to do.
Disgaybled Princess Then don’t get tattooed there? Problem solved.
The greatest thing a tattooist ever said to someone in my presence
“The permanence is staggering”
I'm loving this series. I'm planning out my next tattoo, to cover/complement a mastectomy scar (I'm a guy who had breast cancer), it's wild to see the different specialties of various artists.
I hope your still keeping well, have you took the plunge with your tattoo yet? 💚🏴
@@remove574 Thanks, I haven't yet, things have been pretty hectic. I have a long stretch off work so I may do something soon though.
@@jaredkennedy6576 did you do it yet? :D
@@oventree Not yet, things have been crazy at work but money is still tight.
@@jaredkennedy6576 hey man did you do it yet?
I'd personally rather tattooing some random guy's junk instead of having to deal with this guy interrupting me non stop 3:00
There friends, and she didnt have an issue with it.
You realize that's generally how really good friends act right?
Tell me the difference between
3:00 and 6:45
It's not even interrupting hes just talking his mind while she's telling a thorough story for the camera and other people interrupting is totally something else...ok that was being sarcastic but seriously I dont think he was trying to take the story or he would have made eye contact with camera he was just adding his thoughts to the story the 1 with the guy n chick but it is different for each person how much can a person deal with 2 3 4 people talking at once ya kno dont overreact about it tho
The_ Bridge You asked so I’m butting in : the difference is that at 3:00 the person being interrupted is telling her story, whereas at 6:45 the person has already told his for over a minute, so at that point it’s a *conversation about the story*, rather than a person outright talking over another.
1:27 is it just me or did he like interrupt her many times?
It's not just you it's all of us
Ina Velin lol 127 flfkkf
I didn’t notice at all actually
No if your a little immature feminist you'll think that , but normal people understand that's how conversations with friends go , fuck off trying to make shit out of nothing
Jodofly115 CS:GO Economist fuck off haha
When I was about to get my first tattoo done there was a dude in the chair adjacent to me finishing up an arm piece. He seemed fine and stood up to check out the final product. Suddenly I hear someone sharply exclaim ‘BLOOD?!’ I look around and boom, he was on the ground. Not exactly what I needed to see before getting my first tattoo but my experience went a lot smoother than that thankfully 😂
Wait he was shocked to see blood on an area that had just been repeatedly stabbed with needles?
that last story with Rocky... hahahahaha i am dying :D :D :D
Jess Machete is fascinating. All these people have amazing personalities, but she's a story teller.
Ms. Jess Machete, if you see this message... what brand and color of lipstick are you wearing, please?
silver70
Mac’s Russian Red lipstick and Kat Von D’s Bloodmilk lipliner 💋
@@jessmascetti1523 youtube's comment section can really turn out to be gold.
@@jessmascetti1523 Thank you!
4:24 THAT FRENCH ACCENT!
@Mezzy Mez Shut up.
@Mezzy Mez Shut up.
@Mezzy Mez I give zero fucks and I got zero chill in me.
Ahhh my friend works at Lucky 13..and melody is a sweetheart
Were they taking about the ones in MN?
I'm thinking the Lucky 13 in Salt Lake.
3:00 stop talking over her maybe ?
Bat Wolf YES! this was really annoying me and I felt really bad for her.
@@evieevievieevie she doesn't need you to feel bad for her, they are having a friendly conversation. She's very comfortable with him
Michael Gomez stfu
@@inyourarea3719 lol triggered?
Feminist
Tattooing your junk is so disgusting imo.
I've also never heard of a tattoo shop that allows a drunk person in. Where I got my tats they had a huge sign that said "if you're drunk, pregnant or broke go home" lol
How can You go home of You are broke? LOL 👌
@@scarytube9417 broke doesn't mean homeless bro lol
Yeah and probably painful as shit
Vanice Icarus mind your business, any drunk people get tattooed all the time.
People can still lie you know
I once had to redraw a design over and over for 3 hours straight because the client wasn't sure of how she wanted the design. She was so indecisive even when i tried to tell her what would look better and what not, it just didn't stick. When she was happy i thought the storm was over. Then came the stenciling... That took another 2 hours.
Probably the most annoying client i ever had. Wasn't the first time either, though its never been as bad as that time. Luckily i kept it professional and kept my cool through the whole ordeal. Though i was almost about to start smoking again after that.
Isn't that good though? I feel like to worst thing would be to rush into something without making sure the design is absolutely perfect.
Why are there so many stories about people shitting themselves while being tattooed?
I know, right!!!!????
fight or flight response by the brain, triggered by fear. the body releases functions it normally does automatically, like constricting the muscles around the anus and urethra, so that it can focus on more important matters like protecting itself incase of danger. it’s a survival instinct we all have.
@@musicinanecho is there any way to prevent that tho? lmao :D Like i'm not sure if i wanna get a tattoo now cause all of these stories kinda freaked me out :D
@@m.7877 I've never even had the urge, so don't worry :)
I’m just so concerned that the guy didn’t realize it until the artist pointed it out like wtf how do you not know 😂🙈
Noticing the signs from the woman who clearly just went through something, I would not have tattooed her and probably called the cops to investigate. Seems like a co trolling bf made her do it.
6:58 Those hoops are bigger than my hopes and dreams
Bigger than my future
"Until the day you die or lose the limb you have it on" absolutely killed me.
Bless his ❤️ for calling it doody!
Should have a “worst tattoo artists” not based on quality of tattoo, but attitude. My first tattoo, the artist was so incredibly rude, and made fun of me the entire time
2:39 STOP INTERRUPTING HER OML
It's not interrupting it's called a dynamic conversation you fucking idiot
Nice. Thank you all for taking time out of your day. I enjoyed hearing about your perspectives.
Some of these stories from the tattoo artists are a little similar to things encountered by massage therapists. I have to say, no client has ever $hit their pants! But when you're dealing with the human body, things will happen from time to time that a person cannot control, like arousal etc. But also I felt akin about things; clients will expects treatments when they're clearly hammered, they want to also bargain with you with for the price of the treatment, last minute BS cancellations, laying on your table & you're the professional but they want to tell you how to do your job.....and often some simply cannot wait to expose their genetalia to you and have you work on it! 😐
Holy oh my yes those hoops Jess is wearing. I want those so bad
Jess is hot asf
The earrings looked amazing but if I wore them, I’d have ear lobes down to my knees 😂😂
"Thug life for real. Watch yourself" i started laughing within a few seconds. Solid.
The French accent is 😍 ❤🙂
I love this series of videos xD
I really like Jess Machete... she's cute :D I have many little tattoo ideas and I'd love for her to do it.
I wish I could Like these videos 100 times, they are just so entertaining!
Being tattooed is my Nirvana. Its pain vs pleasure. I get myself into headspace and...yeah. I love it.
mira mariah!!! omg!!! i’m obsessed with her tattoos it was so surprising seeing her in this instead of on insta i didn’t notice!
7:45 she looks like if Phoebe from Friends and Wednesday from Addams Family had a baby together
The riot breaking out in the shop is like a zombie apocalypse!!! 😂😂
“Grass coming out of *where* ?”
💀💀💀💀💀💀
First time I've seen Jess. LOVE HER!!!
4:59 I love how she says permanent idk why😂
I'd like to hear them talk about the "health" of getting tattoos, and what the inks contain, etc. I have a friend who is a former tattooer, who won't do it anymore because of safety and health concerns. I want some more, but I'm just wanting to learn more about that side of it.
How old is your friend if i may ask?
As someone with tattoo's, It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realise putting ink into your skin is not a healthy life choice.
But yes it would be interesting to hear the facts & potential consequences. Though I highly doubt anyone in the industry would ever have the balls to speak up against the rest with their findings...
If you do a little research you'll find even the most popular brands of ink with the highest quality control have "bad batches" & recalls more often than you'd think. Yes, they get put into peoples skin.
For one thing: if you are scared of allergies, go for black work and avoid red and yellow inks (I talked about this with an artist when I got my 2nd tattoo and the artist said those two colors are the most allergenic ones). Allergies can develop at everytime, so already having a tattoo with red or yellow ink doesn't matter much, only they are already nicely encapsulated by the immune system. New tats can cause new reactions.
And obviously the issue with the needles is there. Even the most cleanly working artist might have an accidentally contaminated needle that causes infections.
If you want to know what's in the inks, look up what kind of colorants are used and which kind of carriers those are dissolved in. If you know that, you can look up health risks.
Or you could go extremely pragmatic and look up articles on it on Pubmed or Google Scholar (if you are scientifically literate).
@@ammalyrical5646 All my tattoos are black and grey, they just age better, look clean af and also are safer
I love Jess soo much LOL that whole story about Terry never fails to make me laugh.
Guy in green jacket was stoned AF
07:00
Ok, finally, thats a god damn TATTOOERRR
I think a lot of them should have refused to tattoo this kind of shit...
So many of them have such soothing voices 😍
Love this ❤️❤️❤️🙌🏻 legend xxxx
He left her after she got that tattooed.
Wow.
I mean.... The tattoo send like a pretty big red flag in the relationship. I would leave too.
While I’m marrying for keeps, I’m still never gonna get my SO’s name on me. If anything I’ll get some sort of tattoos for my kids
the "rocky's property" at the end just got me doing Courtney's "oh honey..." from the Tattoo Artists React to TH-camr's Tattoos hahaha
lolll that last story. i'm dying
Respect to the guy with the Minnesota Wild Hat.
The first story has me crying of laughter
I don't have any tattoos yet, but I recently started saving cash for my first one(it's the Arrow logo with the quote "I still believe in heroes") so I've been watching a lot of these videos to learn what to expect and how to prepare and what NOT to do
These people all seem really cool. I’d love to hang out with any of them.
The brazilian couple never heard of a brazilian(wax)
Ophilia Naranjo I absolutely love a Brazilian wax!! So smooth!! (I just do them tho, I don't get them!! Ouch!!)
@@buckfuddy489 I was surprised it wasn't crazy painful like I thought they'd be. I mean yea they hurt but I was surprised that people scream and kick during it... my waxer had some horror stories to share and was so happy I was just a mild flincher. She's been kicked and punched before in reflex by others.
H. S. any time a guy asks me about doing that, I tell that story!!(mostly because I don't feel comfortable waxing a guy's junk..just my preference
@Soviet who Cuts unrelated but I love you comrade viva para siempre
Jess machete holy shit what a badass name
I'm a sucker for accents bc they're interesting and beautiful and Laura's accent had me replaying her part over and over
I love the nirvana smiley face story. Fcking awesome
I have had friends tell me to make sure the tattoo is permanent because some people use ink that will start fading after a while in hopes you go back to them and get it redone. So I guess some of them could be from that.
@ Janda, that's why you don't tattoo drunk clients!!!
When I got my last tattoo done, the guy that was sitting at the front told me "if two girls walk in tell them I'm in the bathroom" so I said okay. While I was waiting for my artist to be ready for me I saw two girls walking in and told him and went "oh shit!" And ran away. That poor man lol
trudy has STUNNING hair omg
jess has really gorgeous hair!
Rocky is the king of this episode :D
These videos are preparing me for some wild clients when I become a professional tattoo artist lol
lmfaoo jess machetes story cracked me tf up
I love her French accent
the guy @ 9:47 in green looks baked lmao
The accents of some of these artists 😍😍
I have weird things on my bucket list and one of them is to meet a tattoo artist that just don't have any tattoo. Everybody tells me that will never happen. I say good that means I just can never die!
You really shouldn't tattoo people who are intoxicated by any kind of substance. I don't respect any tattoo artist that is willing to take advantage of someone being under the influence of a drug.
By the sound of it it was an arranged appointment the person made
I mean, it's the intoxicated persons fault. And if they don't tattoo them they will probably go somewhere that is shady or do it themselves so at least there getting it down safely. Still not a good idea tho
Where I live it's illegal to tattoo a person who's drunk or high
>Getting tattoo
>How long does it last?
wut
4:30 that line piece on her upper arm is really nicely done
These are the scariest horror stories I have ever heard.
4:16 best story and oh.. that accent ❤️
9:30 the guy on the left looks baked as hell lol
1:35 her hair style IS BEAUTIFUL!!! It's like a cartoon, it's so perfectly pretty.
The one with the french accent💕💕💓💓💓
hearing a man say "fucking doodie" brings me weird joy in a kid way lmao
People really ask "how long does this last?" when getting tattoos?
That butterfly story is wild
Oh gosh this all just makes me not want to go to a tattoo parlor because my OCD is flaring up at the thought.