Friendly Jordies is better, these people are a bunch of spastic idealistic greens voters. There's a reason why the Greens haven't done shit in the past decade and it isn't just because of the two party monopoly
Yeah, because at the end of the day the same corporate elite and old money runs the entire world. Different flavors, same freeze dried just add water goop.
In most countrys around the world it´s the same shit as everywhere. Corrupt gouvernments selling the land and future of the citizen to some ruthless billionaires. I laughed hard when Trump called other countrys "shithole countrys" while, to me as a german guy, the US of A looking like a shitholecountry to mee too. No realy healthcare, education is as worse as here in Germany, but with your gunlaw, you´ll have to burry a whole small town every year cause of shootings - more than 30.000 ppl. are shot every year in your country, while it isn´t a thousand in mine. And the warmongering of the US and A is ridicoulus... more than 200 years of the exsitince of your country, it is making wars or things close to.
@steff serpent my thoughts exactly. I've wanted forso long to migrate there for that reason, plus their teaching techniques. Lol But yes. I 100% agree!
Hello Australians, I hear you want to become our colony! That is OK, we will only need you to do some minor changes to your flag and your place names. It will now be Viktøriå and Kånbærra.
RootBeerKing. To put this political satire in perspective it's akin to the democrats paying for political ads demonising Republicans. This ad is funded by the leftard socialist brigade.
Dear friends, welcome to our Honest Government Ad election special. It's so easy on the eve of the election for people to forget all the harm that's been done by this Government. And as far as I know, nobody's put together a list of all this Government's shitfuckery. But somebody has to do it - because I don’t know about you, but I REALLY want this Government to fuck off at the coming election. It’s not even a joke. We honestly cannot afford another three years under this pack of coal-fondling, water-stealing, fish-killing, wage-suppressing, refugee-harming, encryption-breaking mendacious shitlords. So we did it. And as you might expect, it’s an epic, sordid collection of shitfuckery - the "Avengers EndGame" of Honest Government Ads. It’s also our first season finale! Coz I started making this series when this Government was first elected, in 2016, and if things go well we'll have a new one by the end of this month. So it’s a retrospective of some of the many issues we’ve covered these past three years; as well as some of our Patrons' most requested topics which didn't make it into an HGA. And to make sure it’s a truly special treat, we had both Zoë and Ellen hosting this one - together for the first on the same HGA screen. And yes, I made sure to include “cool and normal” this time. PS. Many people have expressed concern about what will happen to this series if Labor is elected. I hope I've made it clear where we stand on this at the end of the video. So please don’t vote Liberal just because you want us to keep making Honest Government Ads! I hope you enjoy this special HGA. As always a massive THANK YOU to all our Patrons - none of this would be possible without them. Giordano
Glad to see rising situational awareness.. Corporate-Globalist friendly politicians do not represent the interests of ordinary people... they represent the interests of Globalist Corporations! Also here is something short from Vee, that might seem very familiar to dissenting voices everywhere. th-cam.com/video/XgjUnl4Bluk/w-d-xo.html
Love your program.. Well done in pooling the collection of reasons we are doomed.. Can you please look into 5g and the Australian roll out.. With 4g and and the lies and the cost and the roll out not even done properly years after.. 5g has experts alarmed around the world.. It can be weaponised and cooks us..please..
I'm from Brazil and these ads fit perfectly here. And I think they can be used in many other countries as well. We live in difficult times ... Keep it up the good work, mates!
@Vido Vidotto A blessing? You might be joking...how can you watch a satirical video like this one and have this kind of thought? Bolsonaro is opening wide brazilian's resource to American corporations, and killing more young black people won't slow down criminality, only better wealth distribution will. PT had its flow but didn't invent corruption, it's endemic to Brazil. I bet Bolsonaro's clan is much deeply involved in it than Lula ever was, just looking at its link with militias or the number of corruption cases from politicians from its own party. We will pay a huge price for putting this clown into power, and you will soon realise it. Peace
You are right, it can totally fit with the "Yellow vest" crisis in France for instance. This movement is a direct reaction to all the political bullshittery depicted in this show (corruption, fiscal injustice, etc...)...we should have a global yellow vest movement!
When a satire website is the most honest and accurate source of news in Australia, the world is broken. Great work everyone @thejuicemedia you are the news we need, but we don't deserve.
Does Australia even have an official non-rightwing media? It seems worse than the US and that would say something. Somehow most of the Anglosphere gets its news by Murdoch.
We have fables to teach this stuff: like the golden egg layer goose or the midas tale. I guess knowing how to build a diesel engine is more valuable than reading theesedays.
Let's add it to the dictionary "Shitfuckery" 'shit-fuk-ury: the profile and behavior of the world 'Conglomerate corporate owned controlled funded government, military, pharma, utility: gas, nuclear, electric cos. , agriculture, space, CIANSAMOSSADMI56 spy thugs. Synonyms: Deep State, Establishment, Psychopaths, Sociopaths, Zionists, Bolshevists, Communists, Marxists, Leftists, Liberals. Antonyms: human being, life or being with a conscience or soul, order. I'll call Webster in the morning.
Labor is no better when in Gumnut. Probably much worse on many levels?. Australians, you lot are truly Pharked... There is one Party that seems legit, it's the CEC I believe... even a Donkey vote is a vote for the incumbent.
What's sad is they're so young and beautiful, one of those powerful fucks would see this video as an invitation to try to pick one up, and as specifically against those guys they are, they're still human females and those men are still billionaires...
In Germany it already crossed the line. The satire Party "Die Partei" has one seat in the European parliament with expectations to go up to 2 or 3 in the upcoming election, and you can literally play clips from politicians and count it as satire... Also ill vote for "Die Partei", because she is good.
@@Brandofviti Not as good as USA! But I'm Portugal, so you guys obviously doing better than us! I can see the humour in this yt channel but it's too leftist! We need more conservatists :))!
@William Newkirk Please don't put socialism and communism in the same shit pot. Communism is a scourge and excludes democracy by design. Socialism means mostly a rock-solid social protection, like in Finland, Sweden and Norway. Modern socialism works perfectly with democracy. And yes, extreme capitalism automatically leads to imperialism and fascism, it's what happens in the US as we speak. Of course, the corporate MSM will paint you a totally different picture, keeping you in a permanent state of denial, even if your common sense tells you otherwise. And we will accept this brainwashing, because we have children and we need our jobs. Until the bombs begin to drop, that is.
I’m an international student in Australia, and there are some fucked up things about Australia many listed here; but one thing I fucking love about Australia is this! The self-deprecation and self-criticism! It’s so vital and important for progress and democracy ! Loved it as always:) Keep up the great work.
I have been angry since the day the war in Iraq was launched and we just allowed it. Even today the calls for Julian Assange to be freed, are about freedom of speech as the wars crimes he exposed are assiduolsy ignored and that means actually standing up to these thugs. FAT CHANCE Don't know what people are complaining about really, after all we have the government we deserve.
@@NotThatKindaKaren Thanks, i had a look but there doesn't seem to be a specific one on the English Corporation or should i say the English Government, not a problem anyway as they all follow the same agenda, i'm here for the humour which is brilliantly done.
@@shakesfirst2443 I assume you posted to the wrong thread and you're speaking about Assange, who's accuser came forward and said she was paid and the charges were dropped?
Rachary Zensford they had Kevin Rudd sacked in 6 weeks that's all it took and 6 million dollars because he dared to mention Sovereign fund and to actually make them pay tax... That was a chance for labour to show their backbone failed miserably I'm actually ashamed
Not gonna lie, "minister for torturing refugees" is 100% true --- even in Norway, one literally disallows people working for years, and they aren't allowed to work either.
Dan Morgan yes, the liberal government has shitfuckered around and fucked up everything so in our upcoming election I am going to throw a fucking fit if they get re-elected
Sadly, ruled by crooked banksters is kinda cute. Do you want to live under Lunatic General? Paramount Chairman? Or Supreme Leader? Edit : banksters for bankers
Sadly true. Hey at least the french are tired of the shitfuckery and they've been in the streets for 6 months now. Good ol' white flag jokes apart, they do have the biggest balls currently.
Why not share an informative video people?? Many don't realise what's going on and you waste the opportunity to tell others. Can't understand your lazy attitude. I recommend the videos: 1. *Who Owns The Federal Reserve Full by Brother Nathanael* th-cam.com/video/fZByXz0i-zY/w-d-xo.html 2. *Central Banking Explained (satan's monetary control) Part 1 of 2* th-cam.com/video/a8GyHK8751s/w-d-xo.html
-We bleached the reef! -Cause it's ok to be white. You always find another way to force me to pause the video to laugh. Jesus christ, this a masterpiece.
Yes, these muppets like to use foul language to amuse the idiots, who then think they are actually telling the truth. No, we didn't bleach the reef. Coral bleaching occurs due to changes in the Ocean's water temperature. These changes happen naturally, but they'll try to pin it on human activity in a scam to extract more taxes out of you. These "honest" videos are just food for idiots who can't think for themselves.
Dean Kornmann. Do some research on how and why our magnetic poles have begun to shift exponentially faster then cross reference global warming. You're right. Mankind isn't the cause. We're all so much more unavoidably fucked.
@@SurfAU23 Nope. Higher C02 levels in the atmosphere always FOLLOWS warming, e.g. the ocean releases C02 as the waters warm up. There is empirical evidence to show this. C02 is beneficial to our planet - you've been trained to think that it's a bad thing. It's not. Regardless, Human activity only accounts for 3% of C02 in the atmosphere. Warming (and cooling) of our planet is caused by the solar cycles of the sun. You need to go do some research, kid.
Dean Kornmann Our reef is bleaching because of the pollution running off the land into it. Our pesticide use and farming techniques are causing the top soils to erode and wash down to the ocean through our precious river systems, taking all the pollution and plastic junk with it. This, along with the profit based developments and tourism industry in the great barrier Reef is what is killing it's ecosystem.. And the man made pollution plants all over the world, collectively heating and polluting the atmosphere... And, sadly... I can go on and on. Satire is a good way to bring all of this to attention... It's that or violence. I know I'd prefer to laugh at the joke and watch and wait for that moment when they realise everyone is laughing at them and their exposed 'shitfuckery'. It's funny, because they don't get that everyone sees through their spin-doctoring bullshit, and we're not convinced of the fascist right-wing propaganda anymore... Unlike you, it seems. Sorry to hear.
I would like to sincerely thank you for keeping the Jon Stewart legacy alive (delivering news better than news agencies through humor/sarcasm). We need you here in Sweden.
@@allaroundme5429 Everything's relative. Things are probably a lot better here than in many other places, but still we have filthy rich oligarchs vacuuming up wealth and controlling politicians/media/public discourse via think tanks, while far right is rising by blaming immigration for just about everything (sure, the immigration policies are part of the problem, but not the base problem(s) by far). The videos that this channel puts out delivers the message in a way a lot of people can receive it, and that's something needed in many places. :)
If someone makes something like this in India, He maybe charged with sedation or other any other act. Also, paid media will declare that person Anti-national.
Funny thing is Adani is found in Australia also. Not content with destroying our own country, we export our corrupt billionaires to other countries. Haha, so proud
Absolutely brilliant presentation. I'm just asking myself whether it's scary how funny it is, or funny how scary it is? Either way, you got brilliant nailed down pretty good.
Dean Kornmann - in many ways it is accurate, thought obviously not the full truth (whatever that is), but it’s information presented as satire so it’s always going to be distorted to make a point. Which pieces of information did you think were inaccurate?
It's important to the self-image of powerful people to glorify individuals who never actually did what such "heroes" are being glorified for. Check out 'Murica's Columbus Day festivities every year. If it's white, it's right.
Those who pulling the string in Australia is also pulling for the India government, in same period of time!!!!, check it out even statue is built in India for millions, intolerance, religious fascist ideologies, corruptions, debt, bank friendly etc there are a lot of similarity!!!
as we say in the shires, same shit different smell. Would be interesting if juice media hired singularitynet.io to create an AI system that was fed every publicly available Australian resume, all Australian social media posts and other digital footprints & all local news papers etc as data into the system. AI would then determine which Australian, wherever they live in the world would be suitable for minister of this and that.... same for the civil servants (who ive suspected are the real powers behind the thrones).
This channel has given me an eye into Aussie politics (I'm from the US), sounds like it's pretty rough down there (same here don't worry, though at least we don't have a law against satire). Good luck friends!
There's no law against satire, the law was passed supposedly to prevent scammers from pretending to be the government. The problem with satire arises because satirists do pretend to be the government. That's why these videos come from the "Australien" Government, not the Australian one.
@@pummyy - You haven't earned your right to be here because you have not integrated. You Indians come to Australia, open little businesses and employ mainly Indian staff. You do the same when you get employed in the government or private sector. You turn the company into an Indian employment only zone. I noticed that the Woolworths in my area is slowly turning an Indian only employment company since they employed an Indian manager. The kids in our street don't get jobs there any more. When Indian managers are in control, Aussies are not given the opportunity. You cannot earn the right to be here when your countrymen operate on segregated principles. Australians will soon enough wake up to your tactics and throw you out like Edi Amien did in Uganda. We Aussies give everybody a fair go. Indians fall well short of this and will never be considered Australian.
I wish a channel like this would kick off in germany. Huge fan of the intelligent comedy and sarcasm in a serious context. Came here for the beauties, subbed for the content
That encryption law is a copy and paste job in the UK for sure, as is building an internet that's capable of snooping on its citizens that would make China jealous; the real reason we're "taking back control" via brexit, so there's nobody else watching and they stomp on our human rights. Heck, apparently democracy is about lying to the electrate and then defining the thing we voted for after we voted for it, whilst breaking the spending laws during referendum campaigning and carrying on as if none of them belong in prison. AND, pretending to give a fuck for the climate shortly before a local election, hoping to shut up the extinction rebellion by declaring a climate emergency even though they'll do sweet FA. Sorry, so many wonderful things to choose from, makes my blood boil.
Australian political parties often get their talking points from the US. And like the US we are living under an oligopoly....not a real democracy. The political parties are concerned about the people and tell them all sorts of BS only just before the election then once elected they go back to "cool and normal" mode doing what the oligarchs want.
GazB85 he meant that despite Australia’s preferential voting system, people really don’t have much of a choice in the federal election just like most western democracies. In short, the system is rigged.
@GazB85 What i mean, in short you have puppet nr.1 and you have puppet nr2. and you get to select one of them. People are not electing their government, they are selecting from few appointed ones. It really dosn't matter which you chose, the show must go on. Do anyone in their right mind really think Trump and Hillary was the best two candidates for american election ? But if you look into their biografy, their families and grandfathers you will realise they are trusted puppets. Im from small country near russian boarder, and our last few presidents either was ex KGB or barely spoken our language or half of their life spend in america "studying" and "working", and just a year before election come back to homeland, and BOOM we have newly "elected" president, doesn't matter that most people know about him just from tv commercials. Oh and did anyone listened this tape than americans was deciding who should be new Ukraine president...
@@lolisbetternthan4785 We have a very unique perception of "improvement" over here. We've had no overt violence in a while, so that's nice. Now we just have secret violence again. Economy is still in the cistern, will likely require more creative solutions than Austerity^3.
@@codyallover6680 Look at your subs little kid and come back to me when you become an adult. So much gaming is bad for your sex life and you may become impotent when you grow up.
Amazing vid. I'm from the UK and so much of this shitfuckery is mirrored by our government and many others around the world. Keep up the great work, gutted this is the season finale
I agree. It's cos we don't have proportional representation. If the government had to represent the people things might look different. Or maybe it's cos people on the ground can't raise the dough to get into politics? Either way, it's disgusting and frustrating to turn on the news or read a paper. Every day there's more shitfuckery (thank you to honest government ads for introducing me to this word!) Satire like this and #jonathanpie are literally the only media outputs that I deem to actually reflect the hypocrisy that is going on blatantly in all of our faces.
Holy shit you guys really are the most honest government adds I’ve ever seen!😃! You know how to keep the people in the loop of all the shitfuckery that’s going on but not just on your side of the world but all Western governments abroad 👍
Wow, we need more political satire of this quality over here in the good old USA. our politicians are just as corrupt, but we don't nearly have as many people calling it out.
Christ but do these Aussies know how to swear. It's like watching art.
But like the US though we avoid using "Cunt". We're sophisticated really!
The Castle reference..! That's going straight to the trophy room.
@@mottthehoople693 friend representing an ox with females genitalia.
@@beesplaining1882 We say cunt in these vids often. Rightfully so.
hehehe Straya !@!
2:22
"we took corruption very seriously, which is why we're so damn good at it!"
@Deadpoppin you don't know anything about it! Here in Brazil, we're years ahead.
Can we just all agree that america is the best at corruption lmao
Yeah guys, but I think we Italians are even better there :)
Oh look in india we have it all, corruption in every aspects 😎
Y'all obviously don't know how good the philippines is at corruption smh
I live in the USA and this is where I get my Australian political news.
You should watch friendlyjordies
Friendly Jordies is better, these people are a bunch of spastic idealistic greens voters. There's a reason why the Greens haven't done shit in the past decade and it isn't just because of the two party monopoly
That's a good point. Still good to see someone else dispelling liberal bullshit propaganda.
Rightly so!
It's genuinely more accurate than the actual mainstream media down here
Its scary that these same adds apply to so many countries right now
Heres why...www.newstatesman.com/politics/election-2019/2019/12/isaac-levido-and-meme-machine
Criminals do that. "Lol fooled someone. Let me try it on someone else until I get caught." Not surprising given... history.
IT'S CALLED NEOLIBERAL POLICY, CAPITALISM ON STROIDS.
*ALL* countries except few.
I just say that here in Italy Berlusconi is still a politician
I've lived in America my whole life, and yet the Australian government sounds eerily familiar.
Same in Sweden, especially the rightwing imports every bad idea from the states. Of course it's all to feed the fat cats.
and we keep electing these wankers..somethings very wrong with us
Yeah, because at the end of the day the same corporate elite and old money runs the entire world. Different flavors, same freeze dried just add water goop.
Rob James at least you have healthcare, I think.
In most countrys around the world it´s the same shit as everywhere. Corrupt gouvernments selling the land and future of the citizen to some ruthless billionaires.
I laughed hard when Trump called other countrys "shithole countrys" while, to me as a german guy, the US of A looking like a shitholecountry to mee too. No realy healthcare, education is as worse as here in Germany, but with your gunlaw, you´ll have to burry a whole small town every year cause of shootings - more than 30.000 ppl. are shot every year in your country, while it isn´t a thousand in mine. And the warmongering of the US and A is ridicoulus... more than 200 years of the exsitince of your country, it is making wars or things close to.
Satire ? Its just sad truth told with a smile.
How can they say shit & fuck with a straight face I don't know. Man, even when I'm typing swear words, my hands make unnatural movement.
You're not wrong
Its the Dunning Kruger effect.
@@neo-babylon7872
They're Australian. That's how.
@Giacomo Campanelli
Nope. Basic facts and information you somehow missed
>Laughing at the comedic genius
>Crying at my abysmal future prospects
sad af really..and it still continues..bunch of corrupt wankers..im thinkin the norwegians should govern us for awhile
@steff serpent my thoughts exactly. I've wanted forso long to migrate there for that reason, plus their teaching techniques. Lol But yes. I 100% agree!
Hello Australians, I hear you want to become our colony! That is OK, we will only need you to do some minor changes to your flag and your place names. It will now be Viktøriå and Kånbærra.
Oh come now, Mad Max looks kinda fun don't you think?
@@zUJ7EjVD haha happily. 👍🏽
I knew Australia was in a bad place, but I didn’t know it was American bad.
RootBeerKing it’s not....but if America sneezes, Australia eventually catches a cold...
RootBeerKing. To put this political satire in perspective it's akin to the democrats paying for political ads demonising Republicans. This ad is funded by the leftard socialist brigade.
@@bullyoz1973 wow "leftard". Impressive did you spend all recess thinking up that one, then high fived the rest of the 6th graders?
@@emjay2927 No. It's slang yes but a commonly used noun found in most dictionaries. Lol.🤪🤪
Australia is America’s bitch
"We bleached the reef, because it's ok to be white"
OMG I'm dead
i am looking for this comment 😂
That was hilarious as f..k!
Actually legendary comment
@@postandghost2024It's a joke, chill dude...
@@notallopinionswerecreatede4465, as a black yank, even I found his reply concerning.
Dear friends, welcome to our Honest Government Ad election special. It's so easy on the eve of the election for people to forget all the harm that's been done by this Government. And as far as I know, nobody's put together a list of all this Government's shitfuckery. But somebody has to do it - because I don’t know about you, but I REALLY want this Government to fuck off at the coming election. It’s not even a joke. We honestly cannot afford another three years under this pack of coal-fondling, water-stealing, fish-killing, wage-suppressing, refugee-harming, encryption-breaking mendacious shitlords. So we did it. And as you might expect, it’s an epic, sordid collection of shitfuckery - the "Avengers EndGame" of Honest Government Ads.
It’s also our first season finale! Coz I started making this series when this Government was first elected, in 2016, and if things go well we'll have a new one by the end of this month. So it’s a retrospective of some of the many issues we’ve covered these past three years; as well as some of our Patrons' most requested topics which didn't make it into an HGA. And to make sure it’s a truly special treat, we had both Zoë and Ellen hosting this one - together for the first on the same HGA screen. And yes, I made sure to include “cool and normal” this time.
PS. Many people have expressed concern about what will happen to this series if Labor is elected. I hope I've made it clear where we stand on this at the end of the video. So please don’t vote Liberal just because you want us to keep making Honest Government Ads!
I hope you enjoy this special HGA. As always a massive THANK YOU to all our Patrons - none of this would be possible without them.
Giordano
Well done on everything this year team :)
Glad to see rising situational awareness.. Corporate-Globalist friendly politicians do not represent the interests of ordinary people... they represent the interests of Globalist Corporations! Also here is something short from Vee, that might seem very familiar to dissenting voices everywhere. th-cam.com/video/XgjUnl4Bluk/w-d-xo.html
Love your program.. Well done in pooling the collection of reasons we are doomed.. Can you please look into 5g and the Australian roll out.. With 4g and and the lies and the cost and the roll out not even done properly years after.. 5g has experts alarmed around the world.. It can be weaponised and cooks us..please..
Note all the shitty bills mentioned were passed through with bipartisan support
There are two types of people in this world - those with power and those that rule over them.
We need one of these for every country.
XOX
GREAT IDEA THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN CANT WAIT TO LAUGH MY ARSE OFF
Sorry we're under a dictatorship can't happened.
You gotta have this for Turkey
Sakal ARTs You are in Turkey too?
Ooh this makes me mad and I don't even live in Australia.
i just have to keep telling myself “at least i’m not american” but like at least their president is a loud ass hole
@@billyrussell7789 WHO ARE THESE 2 ACTRESSES?
@First name Last name: Same here from Ireland man, same here.
@@FenrirWolfganger whom
As an Australian this makes me incredibly sad
I'm blessed that TH-cam recommended me this channel.
Amen!!
@@MichaelAlvanos Allah Akbar
You deserve what you get Australia.
@@domepop Allah Akbar
@@therestaurant That's BS
I'm from Brazil and these ads fit perfectly here. And I think they can be used in many other countries as well. We live in difficult times ... Keep it up the good work, mates!
We need a revolution brother
Thanks and good luck to our mates in Brazil - you need it just as much as us
@Vido Vidotto A blessing? You might be joking...how can you watch a satirical video like this one and have this kind of thought? Bolsonaro is opening wide brazilian's resource to American corporations, and killing more young black people won't slow down criminality, only better wealth distribution will. PT had its flow but didn't invent corruption, it's endemic to Brazil. I bet Bolsonaro's clan is much deeply involved in it than Lula ever was, just looking at its link with militias or the number of corruption cases from politicians from its own party. We will pay a huge price for putting this clown into power, and you will soon realise it. Peace
You are right, it can totally fit with the "Yellow vest" crisis in France for instance. This movement is a direct reaction to all the political bullshittery depicted in this show (corruption, fiscal injustice, etc...)...we should have a global yellow vest movement!
When a satire website is the most honest and accurate source of news in Australia, the world is broken.
Great work everyone @thejuicemedia you are the news we need, but we don't deserve.
Does Australia even have an official non-rightwing media? It seems worse than the US and that would say something. Somehow most of the Anglosphere gets its news by Murdoch.
@@maythesciencebewithyou r/australia works if thats what you are after
"Only when the last tree has been cut down, the last fish caught, the last river poisoned, only then will they realize that one cannot eat money."
We have fables to teach this stuff: like the golden egg layer goose or the midas tale. I guess knowing how to build a diesel engine is more valuable than reading theesedays.
Don't forget, Assange is also ruthlessly ignored by that honest government...
True but labour had him as an enemy of the state.
@@glennoc8585 Labor are cunts.
Wake up he is a false narrative.
Do people in Australia really care that much about Assange? Friend of mine is Australian and she is furious about it.
@@luciusavenus8715 "Cunt" in Australian slang means "friend". No shit.
Your channel made the word 'shitfuckery' part of my everyday vocabulary.
please note that word "Shitfuckery" is approved by the department of of Genuine Satire!
@@rashad9014 Duly noted. Props to them!
Let's add it to the dictionary "Shitfuckery" 'shit-fuk-ury: the profile and behavior of the world 'Conglomerate corporate owned controlled funded government, military, pharma, utility: gas, nuclear, electric cos. , agriculture, space, CIANSAMOSSADMI56 spy thugs.
Synonyms: Deep State, Establishment, Psychopaths, Sociopaths, Zionists, Bolshevists, Communists, Marxists, Leftists, Liberals.
Antonyms: human being, life or being with a conscience or soul, order. I'll call Webster in the morning.
'fuckwittage' is another great one
"That's Cool! And Normal!"®
This needs to be broadcast on TV as a real political ad! You guys are awesome
#fakenews
They are not Guys they are females some thing is going wrong these days when blokes cannot tell the difference they have real tits.
@@taooflovepassionandcomedy8722 Are..are you being serious? I'm genuinely unsure.
@@taooflovepassionandcomedy8722 These guys have real dicks too.
How about a kickstarter campaign to fund this?
„We take corruption very seriously, which is why we‘re so good at it.“
I can’t anymore
Excellent as always!! You guys are legends.
Yeh good
Labor is no better when in Gumnut. Probably much worse on many levels?. Australians, you lot are truly Pharked... There is one Party that seems legit, it's the CEC I believe... even a Donkey vote is a vote for the incumbent.
What's sad is they're so young and beautiful, one of those powerful fucks would see this video as an invitation to try to pick one up, and as specifically against those guys they are, they're still human females and those men are still billionaires...
0:58 Adani. Perfectly goes with Ministry Of Sales. that was cleaver.
Sorry but don't they have breasts that makes them Girls not guys.
im from uruguay but couldnt stop laughing at so much sarcasm and ass kickery
Well, you are from one of the least corrupt countries in the world
The line between satire and reality grows thinner every day in Australian politics.
In Germany it already crossed the line. The satire Party "Die Partei" has one seat in the European parliament with expectations to go up to 2 or 3 in the upcoming election, and you can literally play clips from politicians and count it as satire...
Also ill vote for "Die Partei", because she is good.
I feel like they merged when Abbott took the Iron throne. I mean, the....actually, nah, iron throne.
If that were the case. We have a serious case of impersonation on our hands.
*world politics 👍
It's all over the fucking globe...
Why can't we all be like Norway.. I would trade my kidney just to be a janitor in Norway.
Oh, Norway does its share of shitfuckery too.. but working on it . All in all, life's good here though
@@Brandofviti Not as good as USA! But I'm Portugal, so you guys obviously doing better than us! I can see the humour in this yt channel but it's too leftist! We need more conservatists :))!
@@auburn.JoaoDuarte I hope this was Irony. About the too leftist, for americans everything is communist so..
@@auburn.JoaoDuarte oh boys have you seen an America conservative?
I would not i live in finland its like norway but like all most as good
You let them have it with both barrels this time! Zoe and Emma ... what a combination. Good work ladies!
@William Newkirk Please don't put socialism and communism in the same shit pot. Communism is a scourge and excludes democracy by design. Socialism means mostly a rock-solid social protection, like in Finland, Sweden and Norway. Modern socialism works perfectly with democracy. And yes, extreme capitalism automatically leads to imperialism and fascism, it's what happens in the US as we speak. Of course, the corporate MSM will paint you a totally different picture, keeping you in a permanent state of denial, even if your common sense tells you otherwise. And we will accept this brainwashing, because we have children and we need our jobs. Until the bombs begin to drop, that is.
This prices again women are not funny
Vladimir Stanescu Well stated Sir.👍
So so video
I’m an international student in Australia, and there are some fucked up things about Australia many listed here; but one thing I fucking love about Australia is this! The self-deprecation and self-criticism! It’s so vital and important for progress and democracy ! Loved it as always:) Keep up the great work.
Namaste bhai
Australians "our Governments Sh*t"
British "Hold my beer"
Americans : hold my Mc Donald's hamburger
NIKITA KHRUSHCHEV EU: hold my spaghetti, baguette and wiener schnitzel
Argentina: hold my barrel of beer
i mean the british goverment is the australian government. we're still the queens bitch.
@@thertsman8233 I'd rather have Queen Elizabeth II rule than the pile of morons currently sitting in the Commons...
Ah my favorite phrase"Fuck All" smiles while holding a calculator 😌
How about "zero fucks given"
Mine is definitely "shitfuckery"
I am so angry right now!!! ... And I am not even Australian!
Welcome to straya
"this is Australia"
Keep out of our buisness
I have been angry since the day the war in Iraq was launched and we just allowed it. Even today the calls for Julian Assange to be freed, are about freedom of speech as the wars crimes he exposed are assiduolsy ignored and that means actually standing up to these thugs. FAT CHANCE
Don't know what people are complaining about really, after all we have the government we deserve.
@@iamasmurf1122 does it hurt?
Finally, an honest government ad.
If we had one in the UK it would be very similar.
@@Mr.Grimsdale They make them for all countries, check out their channel by tapping on the circle next to their name in the description.
@@NotThatKindaKaren Thanks, i had a look but there doesn't seem to be a specific one on the English Corporation or should i say the English Government, not a problem anyway as they all follow the same agenda, i'm here for the humour which is brilliantly done.
@@shakesfirst2443 I assume you posted to the wrong thread and you're speaking about Assange, who's accuser came forward and said she was paid and the charges were dropped?
If it was really an honest ad it would have told you the refugee's are stealing your phones instead.
“Cause mining billionaires own this government” LOVE IT
Rachary Zensford they had Kevin Rudd sacked in 6 weeks that's all it took and 6 million dollars because he dared to mention Sovereign fund and to actually make them pay tax... That was a chance for labour to show their backbone failed miserably I'm actually ashamed
@@ripme6616 Cool and Normal!
As an Australian I can say that this is 100% accurate
Um, not really. Check the end, Labor lost
Yeah I know
This AD makes me proud to be an Australian
I am paradoxically laughing while my blood boils
"mendacious shitlords" is Friday's phrase of the week
"who needs science when you have the bible" hahaha. i dieded
@Nunix murica too
@Nunix thank who?
@Nunix 50% of what you said is right and the other half is bullshit, at least where i live
@Nunix why tf are you insulting me like that? i hoped we can have a nice conversation
@Nunix again what you said is not where i live
So glad you finally got authorization to conduct genuine satire : )
The winds of demockery are changing
prrrttt
Shitfuckery I am in love with this word
I used to think "crunt" was good... But "shitfuckery" passed it standing still
Ladies and Gentlemen I give you "Pure Fuckwitism" or just plain "Fuckwitism." Use them at your (p)leisure.
Twunts is a favourite of mine but i do agree Shitfuckery is brilliant.
fuck-all is my personal favorite
I live in the USA pleas do some thing on venezuela coup.
It's official, the people of Juice Media are my heroes.
Mine Too !
Not gonna lie, "minister for torturing refugees" is 100% true --- even in Norway, one literally disallows people working for years, and they aren't allowed to work either.
I love these fake ads I'm learning so much about Australia. About which I can only say: Holy shit man!
Dan Morgan yes, the liberal government has shitfuckered around and fucked up everything so in our upcoming election I am going to throw a fucking fit if they get re-elected
@@benbrooks566 What’s the main difference between a Liberal and Labour Government.
"Cool & Normal!" would go good on a t-shirt.
Funny, true, sad and infuriating at the same time.
The world needs a new system. The current democratic system is just horrible
Human enslavement is a hoot, lets sit and just watch it happen.
I couldn't agree more friend.
Indians have such youtube channels too...i am happy to see that people are coming together here to see the truth
@@findingplaces1986 but unfortunately no one will do anything about it no matter how many videos are out there
This is my first time on this channel and this the best thing I've seen since a very long time.
Replace "Australia" with your local Country name and all applies still.
Are YOU enjoying "rule by the banksters"? Because that is what it is.
Sadly, ruled by crooked banksters is kinda cute. Do you want to live under Lunatic General? Paramount Chairman? Or Supreme Leader?
Edit : banksters for bankers
😄😄.....rightly said mate....
Sadly true. Hey at least the french are tired of the shitfuckery and they've been in the streets for 6 months now. Good ol' white flag jokes apart, they do have the biggest balls currently.
@@fajaradi1223 The words of a Coward.
Why not share an informative video people?? Many don't realise what's going on and you waste the opportunity to tell others. Can't understand your lazy attitude. I recommend the videos:
1. *Who Owns The Federal Reserve Full by Brother Nathanael* th-cam.com/video/fZByXz0i-zY/w-d-xo.html
2. *Central Banking Explained (satan's monetary control) Part 1 of 2* th-cam.com/video/a8GyHK8751s/w-d-xo.html
-We bleached the reef!
-Cause it's ok to be white.
You always find another way to force me to pause the video to laugh. Jesus christ, this a masterpiece.
Yes, these muppets like to use foul language to amuse the idiots, who then think they are actually telling the truth. No, we didn't bleach the reef. Coral bleaching occurs due to changes in the Ocean's water temperature. These changes happen naturally, but they'll try to pin it on human activity in a scam to extract more taxes out of you. These "honest" videos are just food for idiots who can't think for themselves.
Dean Kornmann. Do some research on how and why our magnetic poles have begun to shift exponentially faster then cross reference global warming. You're right. Mankind isn't the cause. We're all so much more unavoidably fucked.
@@deankornmann986 LOL
@@SurfAU23 Nope. Higher C02 levels in the atmosphere always FOLLOWS warming, e.g. the ocean releases C02 as the waters warm up. There is empirical evidence to show this. C02 is beneficial to our planet - you've been trained to think that it's a bad thing. It's not. Regardless, Human activity only accounts for 3% of C02 in the atmosphere. Warming (and cooling) of our planet is caused by the solar cycles of the sun. You need to go do some research, kid.
Dean Kornmann Our reef is bleaching because of the pollution running off the land into it. Our pesticide use and farming techniques are causing the top soils to erode and wash down to the ocean through our precious river systems, taking all the pollution and plastic junk with it. This, along with the profit based developments and tourism industry in the great barrier Reef is what is killing it's ecosystem.. And the man made pollution plants all over the world, collectively heating and polluting the atmosphere... And, sadly... I can go on and on. Satire is a good way to bring all of this to attention... It's that or violence. I know I'd prefer to laugh at the joke and watch and wait for that moment when they realise everyone is laughing at them and their exposed 'shitfuckery'. It's funny, because they don't get that everyone sees through their spin-doctoring bullshit, and we're not convinced of the fascist right-wing propaganda anymore... Unlike you, it seems. Sorry to hear.
I would like to sincerely thank you for keeping the Jon Stewart legacy alive (delivering news better than news agencies through humor/sarcasm). We need you here in Sweden.
Are things not better there? We always hear that they are
Are things not better there? We always hear that they are.
(I'm not being funny or anything, I'm just curious ☺️)
@@allaroundme5429 Everything's relative. Things are probably a lot better here than in many other places, but still we have filthy rich oligarchs vacuuming up wealth and controlling politicians/media/public discourse via think tanks, while far right is rising by blaming immigration for just about everything (sure, the immigration policies are part of the problem, but not the base problem(s) by far). The videos that this channel puts out delivers the message in a way a lot of people can receive it, and that's something needed in many places. :)
@@magnusmickelsson maybe it's universal. This seems to be happening everywhere
please also consider watching Last Week Tonight if you haven't already
I been watching these videos non-stop since I discovered them hours ago.
An ad where every word is the pure truth! Only on JuiceMedia! - Love your work!
The only sad thing is that the videos are always so packed with information that I can't really take it all in
@@@nonofyabidnez5737 Well, you can watch them repeatedly.
Many a true word said it jest.
@@nonofyabidnez5737 Just remember "BOTH parties are shit"
I laughed through this whole video... Then I realised your points just make me want to cry
Right? I wanna laugh hysterically, then cry uncontrollably, then scream!!!!
This is political satire at its very best. Please do this about the Indian government too.
Try Murdoch University, plenty of Indians there plagiarising others hard-work!!
If someone makes something like this in India, He maybe charged with sedation or other any other act. Also, paid media will declare that person Anti-national.
Funny thing is Adani is found in Australia also. Not content with destroying our own country, we export our corrupt billionaires to other countries. Haha, so proud
The only domain in this universe where I feel proud to be Australian.
I came across this videos by chance and I can't get enough. You guys are brilliant please keep up with the excellent work. Cheers Ivica.
Absolutely brilliant presentation.
I'm just asking myself whether it's scary how funny it is, or funny how scary it is?
Either way, you got brilliant nailed down pretty good.
well said
wow, imagine being gullible enough to think that this video is in any way accurate.
Dean Kornmann - in many ways it is accurate, thought obviously not the full truth (whatever that is), but it’s information presented as satire so it’s always going to be distorted to make a point. Which pieces of information did you think were inaccurate?
The investigators and analyzers for these video's are true geniuses.
This was great, good job
$50 million for another statue of Cook????!!!!
I bet someone got a mansion with that money haha
@Lance Clemings Good point!!
Yeah...we’re in the wrong business mate
It's important to the self-image of powerful people to glorify individuals who never actually did what such "heroes" are being glorified for.
Check out 'Murica's Columbus Day festivities every year.
If it's white, it's right.
Simply Brilliant 🥰 Same story world wide just different cast of thugs.
Yes , same story under Labor, just with more debt for our kids to pay off !
Yes, the same story world wide the corruption of democracy, rich control the flow of wealth, the rise of fascist religious ideologies, intolerance !!!
Those who pulling the string in Australia is also pulling for the India government, in same period of time!!!!, check it out even statue is built in India for millions, intolerance, religious fascist ideologies, corruptions, debt, bank friendly etc there are a lot of similarity!!!
as we say in the shires, same shit different smell. Would be interesting if juice media hired singularitynet.io to create an AI system that was fed every publicly available Australian resume, all Australian social media posts and other digital footprints & all local news papers etc as data into the system. AI would then determine which Australian, wherever they live in the world would be suitable for minister of this and that.... same for the civil servants (who ive suspected are the real powers behind the thrones).
@@DarwishSR Let's all do something about it....Vote for an Independent in your Electorate!
Your whole team deserves Oscars... You all are so honest, that is what its funny to me.
Glad to know you will still be here after the election.
Thanks for the reminders.
This channel has given me an eye into Aussie politics (I'm from the US), sounds like it's pretty rough down there (same here don't worry, though at least we don't have a law against satire). Good luck friends!
Yet XD
There's no law against satire, the law was passed supposedly to prevent scammers from pretending to be the government. The problem with satire arises because satirists do pretend to be the government. That's why these videos come from the "Australien" Government, not the Australian one.
Love these two. Great to see Aussie satire comedy at its best. Billy Birmingham for cricket fans these guys for Aussie politics. Respect
I love these two. They're bloody naturals. And the person who writes the scripts is a genius. Glad to have you here Juice Media.
Shakespeare would approve. A Tragic comedy and or a comedic tragedy.
Play this video in Sydney CBD on a big screen right at the Circular quay !!!
Who would see it?... the liberals have shut down the city.
You need to go back to India if you don't enjoy our freedom mate.
@@greggvee4 and probably you are happy with the daigou then. And fyi i earned my right to be here.
@@pummyy - You haven't earned your right to be here because you have not integrated. You Indians come to Australia, open little businesses and employ mainly Indian staff. You do the same when you get employed in the government or private sector. You turn the company into an Indian employment only zone.
I noticed that the Woolworths in my area is slowly turning an Indian only employment company since they employed an Indian manager. The kids in our street don't get jobs there any more. When Indian managers are in control, Aussies are not given the opportunity.
You cannot earn the right to be here when your countrymen operate on segregated principles. Australians will soon enough wake up to your tactics and throw you out like Edi Amien did in Uganda. We Aussies give everybody a fair go. Indians fall well short of this and will never be considered Australian.
@@knifechoir5455- Yes Soy boy. Since 1788.
WHY AREN’T THESE GETTING MORE VIEWS I’M SENDING IT TO MY MATES NOW
Share and enjoy!
I wish a channel like this would kick off in germany. Huge fan of the intelligent comedy and sarcasm in a serious context. Came here for the beauties, subbed for the content
We need British versions of these videos to help highlight that the Tories are doing many of the same things.
*Every Western country* needs a channel like this!
I wholeheartedly agree! I want a channel like this for Austria!
That encryption law is a copy and paste job in the UK for sure, as is building an internet that's capable of snooping on its citizens that would make China jealous; the real reason we're "taking back control" via brexit, so there's nobody else watching and they stomp on our human rights.
Heck, apparently democracy is about lying to the electrate and then defining the thing we voted for after we voted for it, whilst breaking the spending laws during referendum campaigning and carrying on as if none of them belong in prison.
AND, pretending to give a fuck for the climate shortly before a local election, hoping to shut up the extinction rebellion by declaring a climate emergency even though they'll do sweet FA.
Sorry, so many wonderful things to choose from, makes my blood boil.
Oh, Johnathan Pie is really good, check him out.
USA says #samesies
I think I really like Australian humor 😂
We have much of the same corruption in the US from politicians bought off by billionaire elites.
Australian political parties often get their talking points from the US. And like the US we are living under an oligopoly....not a real democracy. The political parties are concerned about the people and tell them all sorts of BS only just before the election then once elected they go back to "cool and normal" mode doing what the oligarchs want.
@Col Smith yeah I only discover his site about a week ago. Very funny.... and informative.
Same as in the UK!
it's not elections, it's selection's
And it's not just Australia it's literally every "democratic" western country's
Liudas Gaska You need more democracy like the UK.
We got shitfuckery on shitfuckery run by pedotraitorshitfuckers.
GazB85 wow you are really clueless. It’s because of people like you they can get away with the shit they do
@@worzelbxoy3565 Plus we got Brexit 🤦♂️
GazB85 he meant that despite Australia’s preferential voting system, people really don’t have much of a choice in the federal election just like most western democracies. In short, the system is rigged.
@GazB85 What i mean, in short you have puppet nr.1 and you have puppet nr2. and you get to select one of them. People are not electing their government, they are selecting from few appointed ones. It really dosn't matter which you chose, the show must go on.
Do anyone in their right mind really think Trump and Hillary was the best two candidates for american election ? But if you look into their biografy, their families and grandfathers you will realise they are trusted puppets.
Im from small country near russian boarder, and our last few presidents either was ex KGB or barely spoken our language or half of their life spend in america "studying" and "working", and just a year before election come back to homeland, and BOOM we have newly "elected" president, doesn't matter that most people know about him just from tv commercials.
Oh and did anyone listened this tape than americans was deciding who should be new Ukraine president...
I can now say I've gone through the entire playlist.
Your ads are the best as always!! You guys are legends I hope you, fellow countrymen will wake up before its too late!
Another nice video. Love you guys, keep up with good work
I live in Zimbabwe, and this channel makes me grateful for that. Woo boi.
You really live there?
How's the situation there, now?
Did things improve?
Your country is corrupt too. If you have a Birth Certificate the Vatican owns you. th-cam.com/video/51fXUfOkv7s/w-d-xo.html
@@lolisbetternthan4785 We have a very unique perception of "improvement" over here.
We've had no overt violence in a while, so that's nice. Now we just have secret violence again.
Economy is still in the cistern, will likely require more creative solutions than Austerity^3.
@@kristinburton4953 I don't think the gentleman you've linked is correct in his statements.
Additionally I'm an Agnostic, so... 😐
"We take corruption seriously, and that's why we're so darn good at it!"
These ads are just so epic. Only just found the channel, but great work.
Australia 🇦🇺...
Seems like Brazil 🇧🇷.
Much love to ye people!
And best of luck!
you make laugh and cry at the same time. A bit like the government who gives us the shits while making us want to throw up
Hilarious, and I’m not even Australian and still enjoying it, best satire on the internet!!!
I would like a honest government ad series on US, UK, etc.
It has potential to become a new TV series I would definitely binge watch
You never fail to amaze us.
I dont know whats Hotter; Australia, this Satire, or Zoe and Emma... Good stuff
I dont mind to live in suffer for Zoe and Emma tho ... LOL
@@squarerootof2 no im pretty sure theyre both incredibly hot women and your a virgin bro
@@codyallover6680 Look at your subs little kid and come back to me when you become an adult.
So much gaming is bad for your sex life and you may become impotent when you grow up.
Your video 'Honest Government' is absolutely brilliant. Well done. Keep up the great work. Love it.
Another EPIC!! Video! I felt right at home, and I"m in 'Murica!
Amazing vid. I'm from the UK and so much of this shitfuckery is mirrored by our government and many others around the world. Keep up the great work, gutted this is the season finale
I agree. It's cos we don't have proportional representation. If the government had to represent the people things might look different. Or maybe it's cos people on the ground can't raise the dough to get into politics?
Either way, it's disgusting and frustrating to turn on the news or read a paper. Every day there's more shitfuckery (thank you to honest government ads for introducing me to this word!)
Satire like this and #jonathanpie are literally the only media outputs that I deem to actually reflect the hypocrisy that is going on blatantly in all of our faces.
99% legit genuine satire, good luck Australian.
Those girls are smiling assassins. The savagery, OUCH!! Fantastic!
Uranium is good for emissions if you use it for energy
But australia has no reactors
As Tom Paxton used to say "You don't need to satirize some people, you just quote 'em"
Couldn't find a more honest ad if your tried!
You guys rock. Keep it up.
1:40 Just loved this duo doing that calculator thing....😅😅
You know its gonna be good if you see them take out the calculator.
Me 2
@@lazydelibird ye and they always say 2 words that is f-ck all
Holy shit you guys really are the most honest government adds I’ve ever seen!😃! You know how to keep the people in the loop of all the shitfuckery that’s going on but not just on your side of the world but all Western governments abroad 👍
“Because who needs Science when we have The Bible” - best😂
Yeah sarcasm at it's best!
I wanna see a prime minister reaction watching this 🤣🤣🤣
Ideally in a setting like the movie-watching scene in A Clockwork Orange.
1.7k dislikes is the reaction
Holy shit, we need this kind of channel too in my shitty country, Hungary. Hell, every country would need this kind of channel.
Wow, we need more political satire of this quality over here in the good old USA. our politicians are just as corrupt, but we don't nearly have as many people calling it out.
Start with Stephen Colbert and John Oliver....
Knocking it out of the park guys
I love this channel so much. Please keep making these videos they are spectacular.
These ads are absolutely brilliant and should be played on all major broadcasting channels 24/7!! 👏 👏 👏 👏