Honest Government Ad | The Fires 🔥

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  • The Australien Government has made an ad about this summer’s fires and it’s surprisingly honest and informative 🇦🇺👽🔥
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    🔹 Produced by Patrons of The Juice Media
    🔹 Written and directed by Giordano for The Juice Media
    🔹 Performed by Zoë Amanda Wilson x Voice by Lucy
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    👉 TRANSLATIONS
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    🔹 Serbian by Tamara
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  • @thejuicemedia
    @thejuicemedia  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4292

    And we're back from our short break with the first Honest Government Ad of the new decade. A lot has already been said about the devastating fires this summer. But one thing that's gone under the radar is our government's sneaky change in rhetoric about climate change policy. In 2 short months they've gone from denying the connection between emissions and more intense fires, to: "yeah climate change is real and now we must adapt to it" As well as being a pathetic case of no-leadership (yay lets skip the bit where we fight to mitigate climate change while we still have time left, and go straight to telling us its inevitable and we need to adapt), this also signals an extremely fucked up shift in policy - and one that if we accept will pretty much seal our fate. That's why I picked this topic for our first Honest Government Ad of the 2020s: coz this shift sets the stage for what's coming in the years ahead - and not just from the Australien Government, also from other governments owned by fossil fuel interests. So let's nip this shit in the bud, shall we.
    Note: I intentionally didn't focus this video on the bullshit conspiracies. Firstly because I reckon we should stop letting people who don't listen to scientists frame the discussion and waste the little precious time we have left; and secondly, bc they've already been dealt with by journos and other satirists (kudos to Friendlyjordies for his amazing coverage in particular). So hopefully that explains why I didn't talk about Teh GrEeNs and ArSoNnistsS - other than a quick honourable mention at the very start.
    I hope you enjoy this new video and if you did please thank our awesome Patrons for making it possible. Catch you soon for our next Honest Government Ad
    Giordano 💛

    • @jackiechild9740
      @jackiechild9740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Once again (always) you guys are on point! I love this channel! Telling it how it really is! Please do a video about Murdoch press! These should be community service announcements! How do we get you on mainstream tv?

    • @fellowcitizen
      @fellowcitizen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I love you fellas, thank you very much

    • @anotherworldviewispossible
      @anotherworldviewispossible 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The JUICE is STRONG, with this AD...
      Kudos!!! Amazing work... I could "get fucken used to it!"

    • @limabeam7512
      @limabeam7512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Awesome - I think Julian Assange is the topic of the decade, as an Australian journalist being tortured and unjustly prosecuted for telling us the people the truth, a reality we deserve to all know since we exist in it. On top of that he is now in imminent risk of being dragged to the usa and tried of treason and sentenced to death. How unacceptable is that. As an Aussie that would render your citizenship worthless as you can literally be renditioned illegally to the usa and tried as if you were a usa citizen with no protection as if you were a citizen. This is the logic and insanity we must deal with, this is what Julian exposed. This is what we are told to be as Australians that is truthful and standing up for your mates and the down trodden. Julian stood up for you Australia and the world, giving you the right to know, now will you stand by a fellow Aussie and human and say enough is enough, demand that he is brought home now and no Aussie should be politically prosecuted for exposing the truth, this is what heroes do. #FREEJULIANASSANGE

    • @boxhead6177
      @boxhead6177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      2 days ago, Fresh from his unsuccessful tilt for the Nationals' leadership, Barnaby Joyce (and his supporters) have come out saying they will block their own government (cause they also lost the cabinet reshuffle too) and said their first priority is coal-fired plants should be given more government support, subsidiaries, and infrastructure spending from the coalition. WTF!!!

  • @satan7481
    @satan7481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2442

    She sounds like a flight attendant that would just announce "were crashing but don't panic because it's fucking useless and were all gonna die. Thank you for riding our airlines" with a smile on her face

  • @dinocha0s
    @dinocha0s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7282

    "If terrorist caused a fraction of what these fires did, wed go to war"
    Lmao thats some true ass facts

    • @abstractrussian5562
      @abstractrussian5562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      She should have said "you" instead of "we".

    • @esuyay6402
      @esuyay6402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kurt - John: Bennett who’s the terrorists?

    • @actualsurfer
      @actualsurfer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      How many Arson Bushfires does Aus have each year?
      According to Dr Paul Reed. Co-director of Aus. National Center for Research in Bushfire and Arson.
      Aus. has approx 62K total fires annually. 31,000 are Arson Crimes.
      That’s one arson fire per 800 population.
      Compare that to California with 7k total arson fires (wild and urban), that’s one arson crime per 5k population.

    • @Rathallan
      @Rathallan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The real terrorists get away with it, so, no, we wouldn't.

    • @ChangedNames
      @ChangedNames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@actualsurfer Wait, so you compared AUSTRALIA to California.... Like just cali, I didnt now cali was a country

  • @mn-ru4li
    @mn-ru4li 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6879

    This is actually the official government position.

    • @thejuicemedia
      @thejuicemedia  4 ปีที่แล้ว +775

      Correct

    • @sockdip69
      @sockdip69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      I like the way Juice Media said it better..

    • @72marshflower15
      @72marshflower15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      thejuicemedia ...correct, kind of.. government is a placebo as what matters is who owns and operates it. In the US, the Capital Establishment is a conservative entity also known as “Deep State”. Perhaps Australia may want to look closer at what right wing ties exist between countries.
      The right wing has become a global movement with vassal entities in countries around the world.
      Likely what the missing trillions from the US treasury is funding...

    • @g-raffasaurus2350
      @g-raffasaurus2350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zUJ7EjVD "higher temperatures caused by human action". Yes, well in that part you are correct, caused by psychopaths up there spraying the skies with their toxic chemicals, every fucking day and exacerbating the fires! And where was the rain that they have the power to bring through geoengineering when it was at it's worst?? Hmmm...

    • @TryGold
      @TryGold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zUJ7EjVD The good news is: our friends here at thejuicemedia did not delete my comment. I couldn't find it earlier and it looked like maybe they had, whereupon I was going to have to deal with a great deal of disappointment about them. The good news is also that there may be hope for you on this issue, and others. Use this video search link on "climate" for the guy I've already referred people to. He is one of the best truth tellers out there with one of the best "truth channels." His only major flaw is being an ideological anarchist, but he almost never goes into that, and it only shows how every truth channel is imperfect in some way:
      th-cam.com/users/corbettreportsearch?query=climate

  • @user-hr8fx8gi8y
    @user-hr8fx8gi8y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1103

    The sarcasm of this Channel is the definition of ART.

    • @dietrevich
      @dietrevich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Actually is the definition of satire.

    • @toddstaples7019
      @toddstaples7019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She is hot and not because she is standing in fire either

    • @Uhoh11111
      @Uhoh11111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You see truths as sarcasm these days, which means one thing...our entire truth is that we're so stupid nobody can take it seriously!

    • @flamink
      @flamink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thing is, it’s not satire...

    • @dietrevich
      @dietrevich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@flamink this is actually pure satire, buddy. Brush up on your definitions.

  • @ADRENERGlC
    @ADRENERGlC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4508

    “The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the Axe for the Axe was clever and convinced the Trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them.”

    • @ayushkumar-bg1xf
      @ayushkumar-bg1xf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      wow

    • @edredwhittingham4417
      @edredwhittingham4417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Very thought-provoking!

    • @MrJamright
      @MrJamright 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      "They say the oaks are just too lofty
      And they grab up all the light.
      But the oaks can't help their feelings
      If they like the way they're made.
      And they wonder why the maples
      Can't be happy in their shade."

    • @kristyjohnson2820
      @kristyjohnson2820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😳

    • @000neuro4
      @000neuro4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Very good
      I shall use this

  • @jaywulf
    @jaywulf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3065

    For those viewers who think that this is somehow "Satire", this is actually 100% true documentary.
    Source: Am Aussie.

    • @SamPearman
      @SamPearman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I mean that's why the government tried to treat it as such in parliament, right?

    • @jaywulf
      @jaywulf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@SamPearman I do believe the Australian Government tried to issue a law against this specific satirical organisation, specifically trying to legislate "Legitimate Satire". Presumably not including this mob as legitimate - as the law was promoted by Australia's then - Conveyancer General.

    • @mathieuwiersma1660
      @mathieuwiersma1660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      "For those viewers who think that this is somehow "Satire", this is actually 100% true documentary.
      Source: Am Aussie."
      I was a bit skeptical at first, till i saw a mention of a credible source.

    • @deschutesmaple4520
      @deschutesmaple4520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      If a viewer of this actually thinks this is merely satire, they are beyond helping.

    • @1mol831
      @1mol831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Time to learn from the aboriginals, the fires have only happened because they didn’t learn from what the aboriginals.

  • @iagofranco4025
    @iagofranco4025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4741

    Hows this woman still alive? 😅
    I swear shes probably grown enemies worldwide, still, loving the videos ❤️

    • @inaaronshead7331
      @inaaronshead7331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Because she is truthful.. well the voice over is truthful.. but you get the point

    • @deschutesmaple4520
      @deschutesmaple4520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      I seriously doubt she has any 'enemies worldwide', she is simply stating the obvious on climate change that has been said by countless others.

    • @iagofranco4025
      @iagofranco4025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@deschutesmaple4520 Watch more of her content 🤪

    • @kiddoxoxo88
      @kiddoxoxo88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      She's the voice of the people. The only enemies and haters are government and their cronies.

    • @antred11
      @antred11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@kiddoxoxo88 "She's the voice of the people. The only enemies and haters are government and their cronies."
      There is no "the people". Trust me, half of "the people" are probably with the government on this and think this is just "liberal fear-mongering" or "alarmist propaganda". 😣

  • @klrbbt1503
    @klrbbt1503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    as a Filipino, hearing the word "Resilience" hits hard

    • @cocomaloco7703
      @cocomaloco7703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      LMAO so true

    • @grgry06
      @grgry06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      yeah, get fucken used to it because of how corrupt our government is.
      global bullshit.

    • @Civa.
      @Civa. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@grgry06 people only saying how america is bad even tho it's the world

    • @karylsiao4941
      @karylsiao4941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lmao resilience means get fcken used to it.

    • @klrbbt1503
      @klrbbt1503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@karylsiao4941 sadly yes, get fckn used to floods and corrupt politicians

  • @squirrelpatrick3670
    @squirrelpatrick3670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1806

    "“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.” George Bernard Shaw

    • @ericisprobablyfullofshit7797
      @ericisprobablyfullofshit7797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      There are numerous historical examples of both.

    • @burebistta1923
      @burebistta1923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Vox news: what if I want to say lies and not be funny?

    • @ericisprobablyfullofshit7797
      @ericisprobablyfullofshit7797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@burebistta1923
      Did you mean Fox news?
      Because Vox is actually pretty dope.
      th-cam.com/video/ylLTMYt24lA/w-d-xo.html

    • @justdev8965
      @justdev8965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought it was Oscar Wilde who said that?

    • @cc10higa
      @cc10higa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly

  • @SolThax
    @SolThax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3039

    I imagine the hatred of the future generations toward nowadays people....

    • @thejuicemedia
      @thejuicemedia  4 ปีที่แล้ว +684

      It's going to be brutal

    • @rkah6187
      @rkah6187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      What future generations? Do you think there is gonna be any with the rate we're destroying everything?

    • @rkah6187
      @rkah6187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @informed interest Yeah, but unless something drastic happens and governments will start taking action, you're also screwed. All of us are.

    • @leedaintry2923
      @leedaintry2923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      15.000 odd days is the maximum life expectancy of this civilisation. Resources will run out, no new magic fuel or tech as far as I know. Unsustainable world.

    • @Barthedanz
      @Barthedanz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      There is only going to be the one maybe two generations to hate us. If we are very careful and lucky enough not to all get nuked into oblivion over rapidly diminishing resources. So good news there. I would hate to hate grandkids that hate me.

  • @TikoPiko
    @TikoPiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3500

    Dude, I can't not sound like a total creep saying this, but it has to be said: the speaker is mesmerizing.

    • @mazenayman7512
      @mazenayman7512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Tell me about it

    • @Nomadistar
      @Nomadistar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      That is the beauty of it! The speaker is not the actress! :) The more ya know :)

    • @dark_fragment
      @dark_fragment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ur not wrong

    • @rubyperera8926
      @rubyperera8926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Dude that's not creepy....attraction is normal and it's fine...🙂🙂🙂👍

    • @seulgi1211
      @seulgi1211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Yeah, I could listen to her curse for few hours

  • @comatronic
    @comatronic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    I fucken love when you whip out that calculator..

    • @jirairaikei
      @jirairaikei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “And that aproximately…makes us the worst”

  • @MRB1157
    @MRB1157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2023

    Toxic smoke, Australia's newest and hottest export.

    • @thejuicemedia
      @thejuicemedia  4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Along with climate denial memes

    • @pandemik0
      @pandemik0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      We imported a lot of it to New Zealand and turned our skies orange like the apocalypse, spectacular.

    • @wascawywabbit0987
      @wascawywabbit0987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@pandemik0 And we didn't even charge them one red hot cent. How good is Australia!

    • @hornietzsche
      @hornietzsche 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, we Indonesian did that first!

    • @nawaz3147
      @nawaz3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @David Brackin Bunker fuel is the way forward, at least in my country unfortunately 😔. Easy and cheap way of producing electricity where we pay about 10 cents Australian per kWh to the government.

  • @thetruth00
    @thetruth00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    ​I wish someone would hack the TV networks signal and play thejuicemedia on every channel!

    • @Kiwi-oc6mn
      @Kiwi-oc6mn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      the robots would have a meltdown!!!

    • @bootszarawalken9987
      @bootszarawalken9987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh yes!

    • @nfzeta128
      @nfzeta128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Kiwi-oc6mn The literal robots would start the human cleansing early.

    • @caca1000you
      @caca1000you 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@johnroche6542 No you don't cause even if you wanna pass a message on the TV, you couldn't, cause you don't have the power to decide.
      And Australian government is voting a law for anglicist to be the last one to be wrong about any subject...
      www.theguardian.com/world/2019/dec/14/religious-discrimination-bill-what-will-australians-be-allowed-to-say-and-do-if-it-passes

    • @JordanPAT
      @JordanPAT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Like in the movie V for Vendetta.

  • @bootszarawalken9987
    @bootszarawalken9987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Brilliant as usual. Imagine if we could get these on constant rotation on prime time TV. I'd chip in for that!

    • @gondolin12
      @gondolin12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Boots Zara Walken the shitfucking world order would crumble

    • @JohnGaltt
      @JohnGaltt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      We need someone to hack prime time TV and put this on Instead!

    • @davetoms1
      @davetoms1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +

    • @ARandomAnna
      @ARandomAnna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If only....... we had non monopolised media options on mainstream T.V. ..... oh well

    • @paulmontagner6360
      @paulmontagner6360 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The sheep are still asleep well many not all like us

  • @CarlosRodrigues-we2vn
    @CarlosRodrigues-we2vn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    And this year, Australia gets the worst floods in 60 years.

    • @Admiral45-10
      @Admiral45-10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And last year, Poland had the highest death rate since WW2 (with another fun fact: more people in Poland died of Covid restrictions than due to illness itself).

    • @Chaddlee
      @Chaddlee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And they put out the forest fires! See, they have it all in hand, so "get f**kin' used it!"

    • @ShadowhunterJDeng
      @ShadowhunterJDeng 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sadly too true

    • @HaXD1209
      @HaXD1209 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get fucken used to it

    • @janedoe4471
      @janedoe4471 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment did not age well

  • @SirRootes
    @SirRootes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    "Authorised by the Department for Thoughts and Prayers"... LMFAO!

    • @karyhansen5082
      @karyhansen5082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That Department is FULLY staffed by the "Thoughtless Atheist Union"

    • @adman3540
      @adman3540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Love it "thoughts and prayers " hahahahaha!!!!

    • @Dark_Force_Of_Wishes
      @Dark_Force_Of_Wishes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Joe Pineapples Atheists Are The Furthest Away From Logic LOL 😂🤣

  • @suemills4434
    @suemills4434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    "Australian government- where the bloody hell are you?" Just gold!

  • @undeadpresident
    @undeadpresident 4 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    "The new and exciting stage of our abusive relationship with you" lmao

    • @discountchocolate4577
      @discountchocolate4577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Regarding the dilemma between socialism and barbarism, the ratfuckers have chosen barbarism. No surprise, really.

    • @ChaplainBobWalkerBTh
      @ChaplainBobWalkerBTh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it is not climate change actually - it is chemtrails spraying us with aluminum that burns. That is why the fires burn so hot and spread so readily. They want us to believe it is overpopulation leading to climate change, well quit spraying us with chemtrails.

    • @completelyrandomtask
      @completelyrandomtask 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chaplain Bob Walker B. Th. No man, it’s the aliens. They’re the ones fucking our environment do they can step in as our saviours.

    • @limeybonesjones7395
      @limeybonesjones7395 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nervous laughter is really getting pretty intense hey bois

  • @Yash-Gaikwad
    @Yash-Gaikwad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    She has more balls to show her face.. than all world governments combine. We shall protect her at any cost.

  • @danielvicentecarvalho3687
    @danielvicentecarvalho3687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Hello from Brazil and we have a lot in common, include politics shitlords and destruction for profit.

    • @newshound2521
      @newshound2521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks man. Hope to go there some day although it sounds dangerous as fuck.

    • @annabelsmith7970
      @annabelsmith7970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hang in there brother

    • @pinkpearl1967
      @pinkpearl1967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Canada checking in!

    • @Pulsed101
      @Pulsed101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So sad to hear what happened to the Amazon rainforest last year. Apparently it was lit deliberately to make farm land.

    • @shivasrinivasan80
      @shivasrinivasan80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Brazil has no storage of water and trees. The fact that you guys live in a country is basically the most gifted and naturally endowed, makes it way more tragic about what rubbish the current government in Brazil is up to. What country man... being destroyed by 1830's gold digger policies.

  • @sachinaraszkiewicz785
    @sachinaraszkiewicz785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    I missed your depressing ads more than I'd known!

    • @thejuicemedia
      @thejuicemedia  4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Glad to be back to share the joy with you :)

    • @Nomadistar
      @Nomadistar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thejuicemedia LMFAO! :)

  • @aussiereptilesandherping
    @aussiereptilesandherping 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    “Bushfires will never burn as efficiently as coal.” - ScoMo

    • @newdiggszweiundsiebzig
      @newdiggszweiundsiebzig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chris Rath He is the “Scumo” of the universe.

    • @usernameistaken63
      @usernameistaken63 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hoàng Nguyên Smoko

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HEY !! Black coal matters.📉😎📈

  • @Kevin-jc1fx
    @Kevin-jc1fx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I love the way she says "Ooohhh Sweetheart", it's such a gentle but brutal wake up call

  • @TheFuzzBall19
    @TheFuzzBall19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    *Takes a very long breath in* FFFFFUUUUUCCCK I don't like how accurate this is.

    • @shirleygoodbar3465
      @shirleygoodbar3465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The send -up is 100% accurate. Problem is, the politicians don't understand satire, so it goes over their heads.

    • @Arkar-pl9ku
      @Arkar-pl9ku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Takes a breath in” welp RIP your lungs

  • @JadeAnnabelArt
    @JadeAnnabelArt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    Remember when we had to twist Morrisons arm to even pay the volunteers because they'd gone 3 months without being able to work. Remember when he went to Hawaii instead of doing his job. Remember when he forced a handshake and walked away as she begged for help. Keep remembering, don't forget. Don't ever fucking forget.

    • @marybusteed10
      @marybusteed10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just goes from bad to worse so Keep writing to those meant to be 'leading' us. Its considered the most effective strategy

    • @UpperCutZX10
      @UpperCutZX10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks for the reminder. Keep it up. They'll pay some day, this life or next

    • @Lisa-pe6dl
      @Lisa-pe6dl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Labor govt is no better

    • @itslunoxia
      @itslunoxia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Remember that $2,000,000,000 contingency fund to help those affected by fires, or how he campaigned on family values then went on holidays instead of sitting and virtue signalling in an RFS headquarters doing nothing...

    • @logon235
      @logon235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Forget what?" -the average Australian voter.

  • @douglascanoose5281
    @douglascanoose5281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Saw a great comment. "1984 was not a novel. It was an instruction manual."

  • @mihiridesilva5023
    @mihiridesilva5023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    She is better than CNN or BBC or any other news reporter .. fabulous job

  • @the_venomous_viper1234
    @the_venomous_viper1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    That comment on terrorism was something I’d never thought about; and it’s so true

    • @danielreardon6453
      @danielreardon6453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its true about if any nation did that

    • @Anon-ek3ck
      @Anon-ek3ck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Technically, what the corporations are doing to us should be highly illegal.. I mean they’re literally killing us but they make the rules so.. and we don’t look at it that way (probably bc propaganda)
      but happy Wednesday everyone!!

    • @danielreardon6453
      @danielreardon6453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Anon-ek3ck Wait how are they killing us?

    • @spookson5679
      @spookson5679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@danielreardon6453 ... you didn't notice the fire in Australia?

    • @actualsurfer
      @actualsurfer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn’t Arson terrorism? How many Arson Bushfires does Aus have each year?
      According to Dr Paul Reed. Co-director of Aus. National Center for Research in Bushfire and Arson.
      Aus. has approx 62K total
      Bushfires fires annually. 31,000 are Arson Crimes.
      That’s one arson fire per 800 population.
      Compare that to California with 7k total arson fires (wild and urban), that’s one arson crime per 5k population.

  • @BouncingTribbles
    @BouncingTribbles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    "Get used to it"
    As long as corporate interests own our resources

    • @namulit
      @namulit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Da kann man nichts machen" is somewhat the equivalent phrase of German politicians when they don't want to act...

    • @PeterParker-yg6fc
      @PeterParker-yg6fc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bonewulfe cause the communists owning it didn’t lead to nonsensical deforestation and mass extinction in China, twat

    • @johnchase7163
      @johnchase7163 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or you know, people still vote these people into power. Poor coal miners canote in Australia, Do you?

    • @discountchocolate4577
      @discountchocolate4577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Australians should be calling for the nationalization of its entire energy sector and the leadership of a _real_ workers' party instead of the bullshit lib-lab duopoly. Australian people would then be able to democratically decide to invest in renewable energy technology and divest from coal and other fossil fuels.

    • @ADerpyReality
      @ADerpyReality 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well that's the fault of a CIA/ASIO/Liberal collaboration to stop Australia owning its own resources strictly mining at that time with a value of 75 trillion and now it's heading towards things you need like water.

  • @darkin1484
    @darkin1484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Fun fact: The lady acting isn't the same lady talking. But they are both equally amazing at what they do :)

    • @Admiral45-10
      @Admiral45-10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think it's actually clear - I thought it's Google Translate voice from the moment I've first heard her.

    • @md.zimamahmed9584
      @md.zimamahmed9584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also their lip sync is a bit off

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought it was the same woman, dubbing over herself to get the bad lip synching effect.

  • @selvmordspilot
    @selvmordspilot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "...authorized by the department for thoughts and prayers."
    I died rofl

  • @elmohead
    @elmohead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3555

    This would be funny if this is not 100% accurate.

    • @adamdrew4514
      @adamdrew4514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      It's too bloody scary how accurate it is

    • @ekopradja5974
      @ekopradja5974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      get f****** used to it

    • @adenovirus.
      @adenovirus. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It is not funny because it is a load of bullshit.

    • @23naufalarif91
      @23naufalarif91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Still sounds funny to me lol

    • @bazil4146
      @bazil4146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s just sad instead of funny

  • @kustomzone
    @kustomzone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    School Friendly Version: "Get Frackin' Used To It"

    • @thejuicemedia
      @thejuicemedia  4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Might use that!

    • @CynthiannaMatthews
      @CynthiannaMatthews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@thejuicemedia Do it! And also make an Honest Government Ad about Fracking if you can. They are spraying radioactive fracking waste water on our roads here in Ohio as "de-icer" this winter and giving it the lovely name of "AquaSalina." ("We're not using fracking wastes," says the governor. "We're using AquaSalina." Doh!) So, we're all dying of cancer, but upside the fracking industry now has a sure-fire way to get rid of their contaminated by-products. Win-win! (Sigh.)

    • @MindfulMomentsMeditation395
      @MindfulMomentsMeditation395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thejuicemedia

    • @stuartdparnell
      @stuartdparnell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Battlestar Galactica is the teenage version.

    • @Sanguinarius9999
      @Sanguinarius9999 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CynthiannaMatthews fluoride is the same deal from the 1920s

  • @morenofranco9235
    @morenofranco9235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! Thanks Juice Media.

  • @ragnerrok1056
    @ragnerrok1056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    I was waiting for this, I am not even Australian

  • @vel7866
    @vel7866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Authorised by the department of thoughts and prayers 🤣🤣 (seriously 😭😭)

    • @andrwtylr
      @andrwtylr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that last line got me

    • @murry001
      @murry001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm almost surprised it doesn't really exist................yet

    • @johnv341
      @johnv341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      never vote for a leader who believes in and hopes for Armageddon and the apocalypse. But please let us have an alternative next time.

    • @peterschmidt1453
      @peterschmidt1453 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We've had a few politically Conservative "Modern Christian Fundamentalist" leaders lately in Australia. Conservatives used to have a more logical approach to government vs the Emotional policy leanings of the left, but praying for answers rather than using science is a worrying trend and I don't like it.

  • @greenleaf1635
    @greenleaf1635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    It might sound weird but your videos give me feelings of hope because it makes me aware that there are still people out there who actually care and have a conscience. I stumbled upon your channel by accident and apparently you have been busy for years and I've missed out on all of that (it was never recommended for obvious reasons. The YT algorithms work in magical ways mostly recommending me butts of "mega talented" superstars and useless DIY videos about how to light your house on fire in the most effective way. Lately I'm also getting a lot of recommendations for videos of inspirational and motivational speeches and I really wonder why in this messed up depressing age of manipulation).

    • @thejuicemedia
      @thejuicemedia  4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Not weird at all, I think that's what a lot of people find too - it's certainly the reason why we make them, so we can "find the others"!

    • @bluewren65
      @bluewren65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is a pretty motivational speech if you ask me.

    • @aldinoindra2742
      @aldinoindra2742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thejuicemedia This give me some hope to humanity !

    • @straitarrow5784
      @straitarrow5784 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fires were ignited by extreme militant enviro activists , in order to focus world attention on Global Warming. This small group of Green terrorists have been doing this since 2009.

    • @poltoons
      @poltoons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@straitarrow5784 Yep, I definitely believe you over the police, firefighters, scientists and anyone with half a brain. I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  • @alshuki3478
    @alshuki3478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Another one of those catchphrases again:
    “Get fucken used to it”
    I swear these people make my days

  • @cosmicmuffin322
    @cosmicmuffin322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Love you Juice Media! Solidarity from your Kiwi mates ✊🏻💚

  • @SecretSynth
    @SecretSynth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "We'll be in Hawaii sending thoughts and prayers."
    This series is amazing.

  • @barry.b.bensonjr
    @barry.b.bensonjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Australia : *in fire*
    ScoMo : *yA liKe gASsss??*

    • @everywherecat9824
      @everywherecat9824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @otowise
      Ok. Did. What's your point?

    • @hogpen
      @hogpen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @otowise "The 1974/75 fires had almost no impact and much of the damage was found by satellite after the fact" ez to burn more area when no one cares to put it out.

    • @everywherecat9824
      @everywherecat9824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @otowise
      The bushfires that were so bad, that nobody even knew they were happening?
      And the problem isn't this single event. Single events happen. What the issue is, is that the fires are increasing in severity, and frequency. Where there was one catastrophic fire 50 years ago, now there are catastrophic fires every season.
      So bugger off with yr anti-science denialism.

    • @everywherecat9824
      @everywherecat9824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @otowise
      I'm a science teacher.
      The IPCC report has 3,000 scientists working over 25 plus years 40 hours a week, and has 900 expert reviewers checking for errors.
      That's the science that informs me. Not a wildlife documentary.
      You have...Chevron telling you to dismiss scientific facts in order to protect their bottom line.
      Plus you have some Apollo scientists writing a letter? Which ones? What have they published for expert review?
      None. And not a single one of them has any expertise on climate science. No published work, and written and signed by exactly zero experts. May as well been written by a dishwasher for all the scientific rigor in thier analysis.
      I don't need your spoonfuls of bullshit. Keep it to yourself.

    • @everywherecat9824
      @everywherecat9824 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @otowise
      Those that can't do, can't teach it either. Those that can't learn, get angry at teachers and make pithy remarks about language because their depth of knowledge is a shallow as a puddle.
      Everything you just said, was said by pundits, not by experts. Usually Rupert Murdock level pundits (BS artists).
      China is on target to meet it's climate agreements. So I don't have to do squat.
      Perhaps if you studied more than just 4chan and the evening news...
      Nah. You barely passed high school and it's obvious.

  • @agustinezequielmendez1333
    @agustinezequielmendez1333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "The most corrupt gang"
    Latinamerican politicians: what did you say?!

    • @agustinezequielmendez1333
      @agustinezequielmendez1333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Daniel Marinho your president hasn't put a wealth tax yet? (perdon por mi horrible ingles, otra de las cosas que deberian ser importante es la educacion y no el maldito viaje de diputados socialis a europa)

    • @ultimatedragon4281
      @ultimatedragon4281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Daniel Marinho Your president hasn't helped to keep (implemented by the previous one who got the position from a political coup) an 20 years severe limitation to education, health and basic funds? And also reduced educational funds by 1 billion (on top of the limitation) on top of that this year (to the point several universities, including some of the ones with highest status on the country, announced they can't keep working until the end of the year because they will simply run out of money)?

    • @IHateMath143
      @IHateMath143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In the Philippines, not even a pandemic can make them pause doing their rituals.

  • @Scozzie
    @Scozzie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    “It’s all part of our new and exciting stage of our abusive relationship with you”
    SOLID GOLD

    • @Nomadistar
      @Nomadistar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sadly, they are calling it the new normal now....Like, that is utter BS & nonsense! Yet, here we ALL are! >.

  • @ren2keren
    @ren2keren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    As an Indonesian, I'm offended by your claim as the most corrupted and ignorant. We are the worst, no one ever takes that from us.

    • @coreyfreedom9859
      @coreyfreedom9859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That the best comment ive read

    • @newshound2521
      @newshound2521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There's less in it than there was.

    • @alfredneuman1179
      @alfredneuman1179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thats why we signed a „free“ trade agreement with you - now we can screw each other - and we are all better „off“

    • @pastaaaaaaaaoo3796
      @pastaaaaaaaaoo3796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      we'll commit to being the 2nd worst then

    • @duncanwcraig9668
      @duncanwcraig9668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah brother we’re trying to catch up ok !

  • @Kiwi-oc6mn
    @Kiwi-oc6mn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Awesome explanation of how the nation is being led to ruin by criminals...thank you JMedia

    • @discountchocolate4577
      @discountchocolate4577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @John Ryan Even if most of what you said is true (and I definitely buy that at least some of the global ruling class are pedos), that wouldn't make them communists or socialists. Governments puppeted by the wealthy suggest capitalism in an advanced stage ("crony" capitalism, as John Roche described it). Those who own the wealth get it by using their privately-owned capital as leverage to extract surplus value in the form of profit from the labor provided by the masses in exchange for wages. That sort of class hierarchy, currently characterized by the relationship between workers and capitalists, and previously characterized by lords exploiting serfs and masters exploiting slaves, lies at the root of or aggravates almost every other social problem. The world's rulers wouldn't feel so comfortable kidnapping and molesting kids (allegedly) if their position as capitalists/billionaires didn't make them feel so invincible. That sense of invincibility must be challenged eventually, and the empire in its existing form must collapse sooner or later.

  • @ElladanKenet
    @ElladanKenet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Man, this channel is shattering every nice thing I ever thought about Australia

    • @kingtut7213
      @kingtut7213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The quality of life and happiness index is far higher than somewhere like America, however we have to remove our incompetent politicians from office

    • @LanaIguana
      @LanaIguana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah. There's a lot that's good about it but unfortunately I'm yet to find a country with moral politicians.

    • @hman8338
      @hman8338 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LanaIguana does the President of France and a random Bishop count as moral?

  • @one-of-us9939
    @one-of-us9939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    It's official: this girl is beautifully ruthless

  • @kobked-x
    @kobked-x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Plato "Only those who do not seek power are qualified to hold it."

  • @MrDamodee
    @MrDamodee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    2:03 this part cracks me up! "That makes us approximately the f**king worse!" 🤣

  • @dragonj2200
    @dragonj2200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:51 this is the most polite way to flip off someone.

  • @trekq
    @trekq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is legit my new favourite channel

    • @blank.9301
      @blank.9301 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even more than friendly Jordie's?

    • @trekq
      @trekq 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blank.9301 Yes

  • @Duskflow
    @Duskflow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    It's amazing how politicians almost same shit. Here is in Russia we have one politician who said: "It is economically unprofitable to extinguish fires in Siberia".

  • @adayinforever
    @adayinforever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    So for years I wished I had been born in Australia. I considered moving there one day. I changed my mind.

    • @Kuricang31
      @Kuricang31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Yotecai Luz Good for you.Australia is nowhere near perfect the local media are reporting now for years.They are just the same as their neighbours

    • @theRagingGlory
      @theRagingGlory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Kuricang31 not really lol. We’re a lot better than many countries but we’re still flawed. Our government is full of complete idiots but at least we still have human rights

    • @delighteddino9363
      @delighteddino9363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Yotecai Luzthat’s not a very high bar to clear, to be better than the US at covering up its bullshit-

    • @zedantXiang
      @zedantXiang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why would you even want to go in the first place,the only people that "wanted" to go were criminals

    • @tuesday5303
      @tuesday5303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zedantXiang Riiight. And all the gold prospectors that dwarfed the convict population 7:1 just ten years after the first convicts arrived. And then the ensuing gold rush that brought the population to 1.5 million. And today, today we have 23million people from all over the world who call Australia home. Not to mention the indigenous people who are the oldest civilisation on earth 😂
      But sure, who would willingly come here?

  • @elmaroque
    @elmaroque 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I can’t express how great that channel is, thank you very much

  • @daveduglass2093
    @daveduglass2093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Me: But.. But can we jus...
    Australian Government: Get Fucken used to it

    • @peaceonearth2636
      @peaceonearth2636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why can't they be forced to an election

    • @daveduglass2093
      @daveduglass2093 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Double dissolution??? 🤨🧐

  • @michaeloconnor7786
    @michaeloconnor7786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hi my Australian cousins, from across the ditch in New Zealand. All I can say we need something like this in our country too. Well done.

  • @dialecticalveganegoist1721
    @dialecticalveganegoist1721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    I am vegan, but will make an exception to eat the rich.

    • @pinkpearl1967
      @pinkpearl1967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      We could compost the rich. Grow some nice veggies on them.

    • @markselten4985
      @markselten4985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You would choke and spit them out.. too unsavoury lol

    • @jaaksavat7916
      @jaaksavat7916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And how rich does one have be, to get on the menu? What about include corruption for mains

    • @panzerkami2381
      @panzerkami2381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Unless I'm mistaken this Scott Morrison bloke officially counts as a vegetable. His intelligence suggests as much.

    • @tombobtail7706
      @tombobtail7706 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @J Jimenez I wish Australia would give the communists an island that they can go and live on. See how well it works. They are not allowed to leave once the experiment starts to get messy though.

  • @sunjay-_-perera
    @sunjay-_-perera 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I can't stop watching this as an Australian.. this is 100% true

  • @d4mdcykey
    @d4mdcykey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Wow, you hit it on the head once again, thejuicemedia is exactly the kind of brilliant commentary and defiance in the face of idiots we need in these crazy times. Your entire team never ceases to amaze me with your unique blend of serious dialogue, snarky humor, and real world issues for the masses. Thank you and may your endeavors never stop.

  • @rocketsurgeon5758
    @rocketsurgeon5758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I live in a fire-prone area in America, everyone I know is heartbroken over the fires and devastation. Your videos are amazing, they even touch hearts here in New Mexico. With solidarity, one love!

    • @oliverlemley9343
      @oliverlemley9343 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whats crazy as a fellow American in a fire prone area is that we have just got fucking used to it. we never go a summer without a 10,000-acre fire within 20miles of my home rapes our forests, and burns our land and farms and destroys wildlife. Kinda sad tbh but since it happens all the time we just go ehh. What's worst is 1/2 of the fire fighting assets from the government or hired as contractors never do anything but sit at fire camps because fires started by people are natural and should be left to do their thing. Then the fires get massively out of control and everyone goes oh fuck. Good time, stay safe out there man

    • @rocketsurgeon5758
      @rocketsurgeon5758 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oliverlemley9343 Exactly, fighting fires is not profitable, and if something doesn't make rich people richer it never happens. Unless a fire burns down the McDonalds nobody gives a rats ass.

  • @jackiechild9740
    @jackiechild9740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    On point as always! How do we get you on mainstream tv? These should be community service announcements! Great work guys, love this channel! Please do one on Murdoch press!

  • @vishalsahu3579
    @vishalsahu3579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is a masterclass from a true artist in thejuicemedia. This ad should be broadcasted on TV.

  • @fight4ourright306
    @fight4ourright306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Arsonists? Oh! You mean government?!

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, let's just ignore all the people arrested for ARSON. Don't let facts get in the way of your feelings.

    • @jasonwhyttes1679
      @jasonwhyttes1679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@remyllebeau77 You mean the ppl that were charged over the span of a year, not that many people were arrested linked to the fires.

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jasonwhyttes1679 About 28 people directly linked, and around 100 suspected.

    • @LizEarthAngel3
      @LizEarthAngel3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or even better a government asset that caused an over 100,000 hectare fire

    • @ADerpyReality
      @ADerpyReality 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@remyllebeau77 Most were in Tasmania of which was preventative burning by individuals who would prefer get an arson change than let the state and all it's natural resources disappear. The others were having tea and whatnot over a what 11 month period?

  • @tatianacarretero686
    @tatianacarretero686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Simply brilliant! Juice Media: the rare voice of dissent and honest journalistic analysis you won't find elsewhere, sadly.

  • @christianrobles4411
    @christianrobles4411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "Why let facts get in the way of a solid bullshit excuse?"
    Literally preach. It's funny how they only pay attention to the evidence that suits them. Keep up the good work!

  • @alanjohn2675
    @alanjohn2675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man how did i miss this channel this is gold

  • @myopinionjustsayingl828
    @myopinionjustsayingl828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves" - Sad fact is the majority of voters gave Scomo and the liberals the power to do this.
    @thejuicemedia Thank you and your team for highlighting the government's demagoguery and corrupt conduct so more Australians are conscious of what's happening. :)

    • @tombobtail7706
      @tombobtail7706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The sheep would have voted Labor, the wolves voted Liberal and the intelligent once again shook their heads.

    • @jccgold
      @jccgold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey, facts 1o. Climate change has happened every year since the beginning of planet Earth. All natural. 2o average rain in Australia in the last decades has been increasing. Go see the charts. 3o the difference is the government prohibited the people from cleaning their fields and cutting trees. That's why the fires spread like this. It's a pitty a channel that lives of debunking government propaganda, isn't savvy enough to see the climate hoax is also a multi trillion taxing hoax

    • @randyohm3445
      @randyohm3445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jccgold fact 4: the average global temperature is increasing. Fact 5: Solar output is not increasing enough to account for this. Fact 6: CO2 is a greenhouse gas. Fact 7: human activity has massively increased the CO2 levels in the atmosphere. Conclusion: humans are responsible for most of the warming trend.

    • @jccgold
      @jccgold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@randyohm3445 4o the average world temperature is not increasing, that's why the data is being tempered. Just see the giss1 graph of NASA and compare with the "tweaked" 2019 giss4 graph from NASA. If there is no global warming just make data up. 5 - the fact that Obama bought a 15 million house near the sea is proof enough there are no rising seas 6 - CO2 is a weak greenhouse gas, the atmosphere got 1 more CO2 molecule for each 5000 molecules and we are to believe in the tempered data that this accounts for a 2C increase in temperature. Total BS. The CO2 in the athmosphere has been much higher than today with much cooler periods, but the co2 alarmists just ignore this known fact, as the Co2 climate hoax is a cult

    • @randyohm3445
      @randyohm3445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jccgold Here, let me just ask you a question. You said before that warming periods happen naturally. Can you explain why that happens? What makes the earth warm up?

  • @ujean56
    @ujean56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Again - excellent satire. Love it. I hope a few politicians watched. They need to know how much they are hated.

  • @OsamaMoloy
    @OsamaMoloy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I f*cking love her & the other woman 😂😭😭😭😂

  • @dantasticguy5435
    @dantasticguy5435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sending a whole bunch of love from Canada!

  • @MysticMocha
    @MysticMocha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “fires, floods, bullshit”
    I can’t breathe.

  • @qwert5854
    @qwert5854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    Sorry guys, don’t be like America and take it laying down. Take it like France and riot against austerity

    • @blablaap
      @blablaap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Watching from France, I encourage you to fight for ecology and social justice!

    • @AcePanno1
      @AcePanno1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I agree, the French would never stand for it. Us Aussies are just as bad as the Sheep we run on the raped and barren soil of our once beautiful country.

    • @allaboutstupid2228
      @allaboutstupid2228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Australians will probably just vote them in again. We love voting for cunts like they do in the UK.

    • @majestictwelve3709
      @majestictwelve3709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Americans don't take it lying down, they voted in someone who actually gets things done. And he makes liberals heads explode, which helps

    • @daniel4647
      @daniel4647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@majestictwelve3709 True, Americans don't take it lying down. They bend over, spread it wide, and say "may I have another, Sir?".

  • @Valhalla.Studio
    @Valhalla.Studio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Just found this channel, you guys are awesome. These videos are so spot on!

  • @minyoung823
    @minyoung823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Subscribed. You got me with "where the bloody hell are you.... can't see you through all the SMOKE." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MatthewJL676
    @MatthewJL676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    I really didn’t want to be one of those people that just says “you nailed it” on every video you make, but ...

    • @zeggsy0554
      @zeggsy0554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      they nailed it.

    • @CoDZockerLP
      @CoDZockerLP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Never saw "one of these people" before but ok.

    • @Nomadistar
      @Nomadistar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, I hear ya! I didn't want to be that guy either, yet, here I am. >...>

    • @wessager8659
      @wessager8659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm with you, bro'.

    • @xisudra384
      @xisudra384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ya, I have never seen one of their videos that did not evoke spontaneous laughter from me at some point. ;)

  • @youtubR72
    @youtubR72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    2:18 "We're basically the world capital of sun porn".
    Lol, sun porn, you know that's hot 🌞🌡🔥

  • @anshumishra533
    @anshumishra533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Why thoughts and prayers have become the most phony phrase in the world.

    • @Kuricang31
      @Kuricang31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cause the world is already sick with this same bullshit that politicians will said if they encounter a problem in their community

    • @tomsan589
      @tomsan589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They hadn't any meaning before. But yeah, it's disgusting.

    • @planetofgamespog8242
      @planetofgamespog8242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Whenever a tragedy happens, thoughts and prayers make up 90% of all reactions.

    • @donnovandalusong266
      @donnovandalusong266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Especially here in Philippines. Always praying who didn’t exist in the first place.

    • @housesolidor
      @housesolidor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its good to think about things u are willing to change but can not at the moment, all u can do is pray to God for help. There is nothing bad with that! The bad thing is ignoring crimes the rich people are committing and commenting instaed on what the poor peasants are saying. Keep praying it is also a reminder the day God grants u power that u wount be like them corrupt rich people. Check history u probably see that most problems come from rich people. They have a say cause they have money not because they are experts with good intentions. They may often bring family and friends into government, faking cv or completing vague unheard off courses which gives them the "expertise" today to rule over u. Making rules that secure their position. For instant in uk u couldnt open new pharmacy close to another pharmacy, this eliminates the competition, keeping the existing rich pharmacies in central area rich.

  • @samuelrosander1048
    @samuelrosander1048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Department for Thoughts and Prayers...is massive and all-powerful. It has agents everywhere, in every country, and it probably started in the US.

  • @apriltriz
    @apriltriz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    that calculator tapping never gets old

  • @Emperor.Penguin.
    @Emperor.Penguin. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Oh boy, i been waiting for this.👀

  • @thorium222
    @thorium222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Let's be clear here, this summer has been nothing but a taster." This line cannot be emphasized enough. At least Australia will be hit (almost) the hardest by cooking the whole planet, so at least a little justice there! Good luck, you are going to need it.

  • @Tjalve70
    @Tjalve70 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In Europe, our main seasons are Summer and Winter.
    In the tropics, the main seasons are Rainy season and Dry season.
    Apparently, in Australia, the main seasons are Flooding season and Fire season.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Dont want to get fkn used-to-it?" I say no, ma'am and wanna add: Hbomberguy, Some More News, and Second Thought. It aint a Coincidence they all 3 call-out Climate-Change-Denial and B.S surrounding it. i mean, theyre just overall good Channel.

  • @wealthyblackman2655
    @wealthyblackman2655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    She is so captivating with her personality!

  • @Elaba_
    @Elaba_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    She is so pretty, I'll never get used to it.

  • @DrUndies
    @DrUndies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Place the whole of Australia in a marginal seat and then apply for a sports grant to deal with ...climate change.

  • @milandjurdjevic344
    @milandjurdjevic344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The more you smiling, the more I'm crying.

  • @KhoPhi
    @KhoPhi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:19 I remember studying this image in school. Glad you folks mapped it to scale.

  • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
    @JohnGardnerAlhadis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That's some good genuine satire, right there.

    • @simplej3251
      @simplej3251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's not satire at this point. It's reality...

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@simplej3251 That's what makes it genuine.

    • @WindmillForTheLand
      @WindmillForTheLand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JohnGardnerAlhadis Yeah! otherwise I'd just be fake satire, god I hate those

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WindmillForTheLand So does George Brandis.

  • @pentagonialdime5862
    @pentagonialdime5862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    These are amazing. We need someone to do these kinds of vids for Canada, China, and Russia now 😂

    • @n1thecaptain965
      @n1thecaptain965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Netherlands needs it's fair share of vids too. I'm sure these people would have plenty to say about our prime minister lieing to not just every one of his colleagues, but also the entire fucking country as easily as he breathes

  • @Aliaxs
    @Aliaxs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can't even express in words how much I love your honest government ads

  • @gcabbar
    @gcabbar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    This is just awesome. These guys are getting better and better at this sh. T. Fu. Ckery

    • @budawang77
      @budawang77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To be fair, they do have a humungous amount of material to work with.

  • @Analytical1010
    @Analytical1010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Fires!,Flood!,BULLSHIT!"
    I DIED XD

  • @pattywickson9046
    @pattywickson9046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She has the million dollar smile. 😁

  • @IIISentorIII
    @IIISentorIII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Meanwile two years later and even Switzerland is burning to the ground right now and we have a nice and cosy 40 °C with feels like 45 °C temperature. And when I walk 09:00 AM with my huskies in the forest and almost get a heat-stroke several times at the age of 40 with a healthy no smoking/trinking athletic body, I can greet all the nice people that are cutting down the trees right now in our forests.
    But he, during my 15 km walk I did pick up a plastic bag someone lost, so all is fine.
    *AmazeballZzz*

  • @vantheyuriconnoisseur8794
    @vantheyuriconnoisseur8794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A few more days till fire season starts over here in Australia, and pride month of course, hope all of you Aussies will be safe!

  • @zico81
    @zico81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    lol I just discovered this channel. This is what I needed in my life.

  • @revachxl
    @revachxl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Zoë looking as beautiful as ever.

    • @disaster_chief
      @disaster_chief 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @Greg the difference between a compliment and being creepy as fuck

    • @paprikash8574
      @paprikash8574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@disaster_chief correction: difference between Frank and Stooge.

    • @jasonbrownjourno
      @jasonbrownjourno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Abstractism so we're just going to rush past the wit of her delivery, the quality of her parody and no doubt long, tough hours helping deliver a polished, much needed message - and stumble straight over her looks?
      Maaate.

    • @rishaa682
      @rishaa682 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Greg classy.

    • @jasonbrownjourno
      @jasonbrownjourno 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Abstractism it is a quality if you give the background at the same time as mentioning looks.
      Otherwise you risk appearing the same as every other shallow guy who stops at appearances without considering what the person is like.

  • @MishDozStuf
    @MishDozStuf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Showed this to my parents. They were howling