"...One time, I grabbed the phone and I said to this guy, "FEEEEEEF!" So true...how many times have each and every one of us said the exact same thing? Truly validating and inspirational. Like reading an affirmation a day for forty years.
I found this during the shittiest Thanksgiving vacation I've ever had (2020 of course), and over 7 months later it still makes me piss myself laughing lol.
Drakesden just because you have a shit ton of views doesn’t mean that it may be good.(not a wack at your mixing as I have yet to see it, just that sometimes small views count the most)
Jesus: "With God, all things are possible." Gandhi: "Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong." Dr Phil: "I have violent diarrhea, cancer, aids, diabetes and a bad ear infection and a horrible case of eczema."
One of the few YTP videos I wished was longer. It was unpredictable and had me laughing the whole time. It's rare and supreme quality. Please YTP, we need more of this....
This is the kind of YTP we need more of! Beautifully edited and funny without the use of ear deafening noises and crappy swirl edits. Keep up the good work!
This ytp is honestly on another level. So many fantastic moments, had me in stitches for a long time. His "trip" was amazing too, borderline beautiful. 10/10
@Ryan Jacobs I can't remember the name of the song but it's on the album SUPERCOLOR by dawnDreamers. You can find it on dawnDreamer's channel and they have a link in the description to download the album.
This is potentially the most beautiful and the best YTP I have ever seen. I watched it this summer and have now shown all of my friends from college. This is not just a video, it is a work of art.
The most beautiful part of this video is the rainbow-colored dildo floating through space--not ashamed to say it brought tears to my eyes because it's such moving artwork.
"Yo, listen up! Dr. Phil Demented ain’t just runnin' his mouth on that show, he’s out here twistin’ minds like pretzels and droppin’ knowledge bombs like they’re hot. You got problems? He’ll dissect ‘em like a crime scene, make you question if you’re the perp or the victim. Ain’t no therapy like this in the streets, capisce?"
![[YTP] - Prez Donald Biden vs. Prez Joe Trump](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/OQHs7j3vwKY/mqdefault.jpg)
![YTP: Harold Trotter and the Bogey-Flavoured One [Part One]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tQO-AfKG4bk/mqdefault.jpg)
Narcissistic Bitch | feat. Dr. Phil (FULL SONG)
th-cam.com/video/qoHXeAQ5ky0/w-d-xo.html
dawnDreamer Link to the outer space song?
@@gh05tsighs13 I will release it soon... its part of a vaporwave album im working on.
dawnDreamer nice!
dawnDreamer this is now my favourite remix.
dawnDreamer
THANK YOU IMMA MAKE IT MY RINGTONE
This is a safe place to piss.
- Dr. Phil, 2018.
I wonder what he’ll say in 2019
Best quote ever
@@andrewmaddox9786 This is a safe place to poop
What I say if I have to pull over and piss on the side of the road somewhere
It's good to know there are still a few safe places to piss.
I'm just imagining dr. Phil watching this.
@Conor Gattone-Jones the joke went wayyyyy over your head
@Conor Gattone-Jones Damn, the joke flew waaaaayyyyy above my head!
Bugger.
That was a moment
Send them to the Ranch
BRUH
Can confirm this is a clinically approved cure for depression.
Jilly juice helps people take the last step of depression killing them self
You're still on the one way
Adam Badali same
dude, I too was feeling so low today until I saw this. Bless you, kind sir.
yeh but did you read the side effects ?
I don’t care how old I get, this kind of shit will always make me laugh
I think the funniest part was at 4:23 “Shaaaasshhhh….” 😆😆😆🥲
Ytps are the best type of TH-cam stupidity and are always funny
This is what the internet was made for.
Levi Bachus ayyy, another Levi
It’s actually made for propaganda purposes
I agree these videos make me so happy the internet exists
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One time... I grabbed the phone... I said to this guy: "Fyyeeeff."
Sus
that played while I read this... the fyyeeef part to be exact
LOL
That was happening as I read it!
FIiIF
You know, there just aren't enough safe places to piss anymore.
Fuckin BICH
Cant even piss safely in my own home
You're killing me with laughter
Especially not in the United States, since my state is repealing laws that protect trans people in bathrooms.
Ninja Briefs the Saiyan its a bathroom get over
To this day this is still one of the best YTPs I’ve ever seen
Yes definitely
i think i got a six pack from laughing
Ow my stomach hurts right now...
Wigga that’s possible?
SPudrKid wow you are spoder-man indeed all the girls will like u
It actually hurt so bad I had to pause it several times! Funniest thing I've seen in a long time!
SPudrKid samee 😂
“It’s healthy to eat lots of homosexuality along with coconut oil” - Jilly
Carl Wheezer Carl wheezer marry me
I wonder wtf homosexuality has to do with the smoothie thing she was talking about
@@benb9151 she said that her juice cured homosexuality
This is two and a half cups of *cancer* prepare for pain
The Courier 👍
the greatest trick dr. phil ever played: convincing the world he wasn't in the audience.
deep
fancy seeing you here.
Nice reference
Punished Creepswork but hes on the fucking stage.
@@bohdisatva4345
r/woooosh
"Prepare for pain.."
*slurrp*
"Oh my god, this is teEtts"
Couldn't have said it any better myself LMAO
Cock
I somehow forgot that YTPs were a thing for ten years and oh my god what a coma to wake up from
They stopped being good for that long, kek
BILLYLTD1408
That’s because YTPs are just considered extended memes now.
Same here, and I missed them
Poly_G oh word?
@l i t t l e l u l u one of the best YTPs ever made imo is "its all right here at your fingertits"
"One time, I grabbed the phone, I said to this guy: *F E E F* "
quixxen FEEEF
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That should be a new insult now. “YOU ARE A FEEF!”
BUZZUUUZZZUZZZZ
*Furniture*
"You said, that this is a horse? Is that true?"
"Yes."
"ShhAAsh..."'
I think gta 2 is sick
His face is priceless!
F e e f
"...One time, I grabbed the phone and I said to this guy, "FEEEEEEF!" So true...how many times have each and every one of us said the exact same thing? Truly validating and inspirational. Like reading an affirmation a day for forty years.
This is my favorite episode of doctor Phil
It was very informative I learned a lot one of my favorites as well.
Doctor P H IPH
I showed this to my mom and she thought it was real.
🤣
Really lol
was she high
Even when Phil lasered that guys head off like he was Homelander?
Fck sakes
One time, I grabbed the phone. I said to this guy, "FEEEF."
Erik Dreiling *Before that* Is that true?......Shaash
Greatest one liner in YTP history.
I swear this is the #1 joke among my friends at school i die everyday
Erik Dreiling 😂😂😂😂
I found this during the shittiest Thanksgiving vacation I've ever had (2020 of course), and over 7 months later it still makes me piss myself laughing lol.
Well, this IS a safe place to piss, so.........................
@@davidl570 😂😂😂
I hope you're doing better now.
@@livingcorpse5664 Thanks, I am.
Well this is a safe place to piss.
*It's healthy to eat lots of homosexuality*
This is phenomenal. 10/10.
Along with coconut oil
@@tylorcaruth This will be like, the biggest diahrea the history of mankind.
@@MetalSlugzMaster Absolutely.
*This is 2 1/2 cups of c a n c e r*
Prepare for p a i n
“Paul says everything changed when he discovered Butt Sex” this had me laughing like hella hard.
Fox Mask Or as I like to call it, “Ten thousand secret *tits* ”.
Aprorpra
It changed for me too.
@@power0029 what makes the tits a secret?
...Hard?
I think Grand Theft Auto 2 is sick
-Dr.Phil
Furniture
WPM Virgo well he’s not wrong.
dr phil is a man of culture
BEST 2D GTA GAME ON PS1
@Daisy Jumper Dear god I honest to god was thinking the exact same thing
"You said...this is a horse. Is that true?"
"Yes."
"SHaSH"
one time i grabbed the phone and said to this guy “F E E F”
I'm trying to create a virtual reality tool to help people have BUTT SEX with my sister Britney.
erin I nearly choked on my cereal watching that.
4:26 😂
The guy just said back feefing your wife all the beefin'G'bye
Who hasn’t though, honestly?
This proves YTP's ain't dead
no they ain't.
who thought they were in the first place
Honestly the classic YTP as an "art" form isn't doing too well but I feel like the spirit is in a lot of more mainstream modern YT content
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This YTP is god-tier.
The video editing is excellent and it tells a hilarious story of a retired doctor with eye lasers and a sex problem.
Was this inspired by Hellion Hero?
@@inquireorhack I say yes.
indeed good joj
suscribed...
Not just eye lasers, also
VIOLENT diarrhea,
cancer,
AIDS,
diabetes,
and a bad ear infection
and a horrible case of eczema
Eye lasers, but he doesn't have x-ray vision. He just wants to make that clear.
It's been 3 years. Still the best YTP out there, genuinely funny to me
Look up fesh pints. Part 1 and 2 are both fantastic.
He uploaded in a couple years
“I think grand theft auto 2 is SICK”
Truly a man of culture
Finally someone else I can agree with!
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@@belqismomeni6860 saudi arabia
Oh no. I hope it gets better soon.
"sH BaZZuZuB SlAAns. Furniture."
I felt that.
"I really don't care"
Thats a gold part lol xD
SD FEEEYYF
My favorite part 😂
@@shiperobin
"OK. You said that this is a.. horse?"
"Is that true?"
Dr Phil: *lists various horrible diseases*
'A BAD EAR INFECTION.'
On a pain scale I'd give it a 10/10.
"and horrible case of Eczema yes i said Eczema Motherfuckers sounds impossible right well fuck you .... Fucking haters"
Yeah the pain is pretty horrific
Yes, some ear infections can be very bad indeed. But for the most part, I don't think they quite compare to cancer or AIDS.
@@prod.JUDA5 "take a look"
4:26 this is so fucking intense for no reason
😂😂😂
"this is a safe place to piss " I laughed pretty hard
I was going to say that it perfectly describes a gas station urinal, but that’s debatable…
This is a recurring line with my friends and I
"I try to shit, but sometimes I don't shit" My whole life explained in one sentence.
"I immediately went down to the courthouse to f***"
FairyGardens TV lol
Constipation in a nutshell
“Oh my god, this is teets.” - Dr. Phil
....”COCK”
This goes beyond entertainment and is actually a new form of art.
Lmao take it this is the first time you've seen a ytp
@@CommentFrom This is better than most
I started answering my wife with “Shash” and “Feef.” We’re now spiraling toward divorce.
this is a really sad shash moment
she's afraid of filthy sex
Gee, that sucks. Sorry to hear that. Maybe Dr. Phil can give you a hand.
shseesh wifu
100 large poops poddle cabbage baby
She had 10,000 secret teets
This is easily up there with one of the best ytp’s ever. Its not just random edits but has plot and creative jokes
Exactly! Master of the art.
6:13 woah!
This one is a classic for sure. It keeps popping up, I watch it every time, and love it more each time.
I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
Why doesn’t this have more views? The sentence mixing is spot on.
UniverseIndistries it's good. But not spot on.
Some of the dialog is incoherent
Some of the best sentence mixing I've ever heard.
TH-cam has this odd reverse situation where well made entertaining videos struggle to get lots of views while low effort trash gets tons of views.
Well, my sentence mixing parodies have less than 2k views on average.
Drakesden just because you have a shit ton of views doesn’t mean that it may be good.(not a wack at your mixing as I have yet to see it, just that sometimes small views count the most)
3:02 "Well today, we are tackling not one, not two, not three, but foOF of the biggest c*cks. Why? Because Alaska is raceest."
- Dr. Phil
This is gold. So many quotable lines.
Just watched a ytp of impractical Jokers and I go here to see ur profile
EvilEmoji haha lol
Hey Sal
Fuckin bitch. (Head goes flying off into space)
Freddy Taylor “ 10,000 secret tits” I fucking lost it
“i’m going to break my son’s coc”
“...why...?”
“i don’t know why”
This is teaess
To fuсk candy and ice cream
@busive Parents in a nutshell
Also right before that, the way she says "I did not know that" is hilarious
This is one of the best ytp's I have ever seen.
certainly up there...
Alex Jones vortex is better
@@sphericalobject1107 comedy is subjective
@@sterilebroth8933 they decide what’s funnah and what’s nawt
This is on the same top shelf as Fesh Pince
For some reason the part at 5:56 "When Love Hurts" always gets me, just the sad look on that guy's face 😂
Wtf is that guy? 😂 is that the son?
*FUNFACT:* The medicine bottles you pick up in Resident Evil 7 is actually Jilly Juice.
Ty
WUT
@@TheRealFobican uP
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"It's healthy to eat lots of homosexuality, along with coconut oil"
*My momma been misleading me this whole time*
yes I missed the coconut oil myself
@@aboyborninjune I can handle the pure stuff 👀
The secret is unrefined
Cannibalism
When he said "FEEF" I felt that
Furniture
I can't stop feeling the FEEF
F e e f
Here because of Doja Cat's First We Feast Video - I'm so confused
Jesus: "With God, all things are possible."
Gandhi: "Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong."
Dr Phil: "I have violent diarrhea, cancer, aids, diabetes and a bad ear infection and a horrible case of eczema."
You got Xma? Say what. Xma?
Fu kin haters , take a look
Uh, Wow! This would be the biggest diarrhea in the history of mankind!
Thiago Lima sounds impossible right? Well fuck you. Fuckin haters
Narcissistic bitch
" *_FURNITURE._* "
"I really don't care?"
"One time...I grabbed the phone, I said to this guy: "FeeF'"
KUTLINE time stamp please I can’t find it but ik I saw it 😂
Kyle Kamins It happens at 4:26
Disconnected
Note to self: NEVER drink water while watching this.
One of the top YTPs of all time. So nice to see a great, new YTP come out!
"Prepare for pain"
-Dr.Phil 2018
Whew, I almost forgot to watch this today.
How about now?
Jack Daniels same 😂
welcome to youtube poops doja cat fans, you bouta find out where half of gen z humour comes from
This is a safe place to piss - Dr. Phil
Dude...that "Shash" at 4:24...about fell out of my chair lmao.
lol, this was superbly edited. Time for 2 1/2 cups of cancer!
Cancer isnt a joke dick
I’m a drunk pimp!
*YES*
You can just as easily f*ck candy and ice cream. XD
What do you mean by edited?
6:25 Just image how that guest would react if he found this video.
Drrrrrrrr ppppphhhhhiiiilllll
"One day I picked up the phone and I said to this guy,"*FfeiefF*""
F U R N I T U R E
Take a look
“I’m done being a doctor.”
"This is 2 and a half cups of cancer?"
*"YES!"*
That absolutely killed me lmao
You sure it wasn't the cancer?
Oh my god this is tits
COCK
Who’s here after Doja on Hot Ones?
Wait drop a link? 👀👀
lol meeee
"I said to this guy, 'Feef'."
One of the few YTP videos I wished was longer. It was unpredictable and had me laughing the whole time. It's rare and supreme quality. Please YTP, we need more of this....
@Blank FEEEF
"Is that true?"
"Yes."
"Shhhhaaaashhhhhh."
Yabadabadaba is that true?
WOW YOU GO BIG GUY-
Oh you don't like Rhythm Heaven?
who else is here from Doja Cat talking about this
ME
I’m not bc I’m a real 1
4:25 ''One time, I grabbed the phone, I said to this guy: FEAFFF!!!''
“I think Grand Theft Auto 2 is sick” -Dr. Phil
I almost accidentally chromecast this to my moms tv while she was asleep, wouldve been an interesting conversation on why she woke up to this
I need to learn how to do that...
Imagine waking up to "Fukin Bitch"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maybe you should get a job, move out and get your own stuff.
devo076 what if it’s a kid...
Here after doja cat just brought this up on hot ones 😂
it hurts a lot when the parents of the woman you care for dislike you and it hurts even more when her father calls you up to tell you.. "F E E E F".
Are you the only child?
@@davidl570 Are you a mormon?
@@krileym IDON'THAVEALASTNAME.
@@davidl570 I understand the initial shock of you finding your grandmother's cock
This is 2 1/2 cups of cancer
Yes
Basically Jilly Juice
Prepare for pain
That part played right as I read the comment
This is the kind of YTP we need more of! Beautifully edited and funny without the use of ear deafening noises and crappy swirl edits. Keep up the good work!
Exactly, I hate those ones where the sound ramps up to a million out of nowhere.
thanks for reminding me, Doja
This ytp is honestly on another level. So many fantastic moments, had me in stitches for a long time. His "trip" was amazing too, borderline beautiful. 10/10
It's masterful. Brilliant, even. I hope the creator continues his work.
Poops and babies. Helth 100/100
And I thought YTPs were dead.
They better not be
WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG!
5:44 - Idk what to do.
6:02 - Dr. Phil: "YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCCER."
6:20
*SENDS HIM TO SPACE*
@Ryan Jacobs I can't remember the name of the song but it's on the album SUPERCOLOR by dawnDreamers. You can find it on dawnDreamer's channel and they have a link in the description to download the album.
Insomniac Jamesy what’s that song that plays after he says f****** b****
The wife looks like her name is Tammy
DOOOOCTOOR PHIIIIL
This one had all the emotions. I laughed, I cried, I felt existential terror
Dr Phil: insults the audience
The audience: Clapping intestifies
I don't know what to do
*awkward silence*
Dr. Phil: you little *******
The black girl
I love the random guy they pan to during the silence
Fuckin' BITCH!
This is potentially the most beautiful and the best YTP I have ever seen. I watched it this summer and have now shown all of my friends from college. This is not just a video, it is a work of art.
The most beautiful part of this video is the rainbow-colored dildo floating through space--not ashamed to say it brought tears to my eyes because it's such moving artwork.
1:08 to Anyone who disagrees
It's something!
doja sent me from the past
Holy shit quality TH-cam poop hasn’t existed for years
Right
The Darth sand trilogy was gold, it's about a year old now though
Lemystere Man Carlo c my thoughts exactly watching this one lol
Facts. Gone are the days when people posted random bullshit.
"This would be like the biggest diarrhea in the history of mankind!"
"absolutely"
"wow."
4:26 “One time I grabbed the phone I said to this guy. FEEEEF!” 😂😂
lmfao
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
It's very hilarious
4:24 Is that true?.....Shhaaasshh
llllllllllmmmmmfffffffffaaaaaaaooooo
"Yo, listen up! Dr. Phil Demented ain’t just runnin' his mouth on that show, he’s out here twistin’ minds like pretzels and droppin’ knowledge bombs like they’re hot. You got problems? He’ll dissect ‘em like a crime scene, make you question if you’re the perp or the victim. Ain’t no therapy like this in the streets, capisce?"
Honestly, I watch this nearly every day.
Good
Squanchy “FEEF”
There are much better ones though
Well, you raise a very good point.
haha same
One time I grabbed the phone, and I said to this guy-
*FiEeFf*
I’m here to see what Doja Cat is talking abt in her hot wings interview 😭😭
Same 😂
context?
Same, I seen this many times before tho
Dr. Phil: okay. you said. That. this is a.
hu-orse?
{shows picture of gorilla}
Dr Phil: Is that true?
Woman: yes
Dr. Phil: shaAash 👴
Furniture.
One time i grabed a phone and said to this guy feef
0:28 when the gas station actually has a clean bathroom.
Thats rare too
That'll happen when the world ends.
Yooooo Someone make the anime butterfly meme of that XD
Or you're a guy
If Doja Cat brought you here I feel sorry for you.
"Stop..."
"They're never really asking for-"
"Stop"
...
*goes crazy*
*starts crying*
prepare for pain!
You truly deserves more subs..this is probably the best YTP of Dothor Phil ive ever seen
A lesbian pizza roll was ytp?
This could be the biggest diarrhea in history. I DIED
Anyone that drank that shit probably did too.
About as productive as a real episode of Dr. Phil, BUT it genuinely made me laugh!...so it's already better than the actual show.
"One time... I picked up the phone... I said to this guy... FIF"
Fif is Quebec slang for "homo"