Bill Burr Stand-Up Monologue - SNL
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- Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and white women.
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They tried to cancel him on Twitter and they found out he had a black wife and didn’t know what to do 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂🙌🏽🙌🏽
He was running away from crazy Gucci booted ladies, then found Nia. Nia is awesome in his podcasts, too.
@@Suchen_Wahrheit yes sir I listen. Love Bill Burr.
A Black Goddess, to Boot
His black wife probably gave him some real info about white feminism.
If people are offended I am glad Bill nailed it
Offended mainly because what he said is true....lol
REEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
@todd REEEEE!!!!!!!!!
@todd smith So what your saying is your offended, but just don't want to say your offended😅
todd smith Hes awesome I miss comedy Blazing Saddles. Time to check in on funny 😄 love everyone smile today we need it.
"The nerv- where's the camera? The nerve!"
God I love Bill Burr so much.
He didn’t lie in this at all. White women lives aren’t the worst
White women living in rich developed countries genuinely have it the easiest of any group of people on the planet.
Compared to white men alone, they're more likely to receive a good education, more likely to receive government assistance, more likely to receive support from their families, less likely to suffer homelessness, ineligible for the draft, more likely to be hired for non-physical-labor jobs, vastly more likely to receive child support/custody/alimony in a divorce, more likely to have a circle of close friends, and less likely to be the victim of homicide OR suicide.
Oh, it's also basically impossible for a white woman to be sentenced for a serious crime unless the evidence is overwhelming and heinous, and even then they'll receive half the punishment a man would for the same crime. There are currently about 2,500 death row inmates in the USA. Only 50 are women.
Do they have perfect lives? No, obviously not. In particular the way the medical system treats women is pretty ugly, sexual harassment etc is unpleasant and frequent, and there's plenty of misogynistic stuff happening out there like mechanics trying to rip them off or old white guys at work talking down to them.
But on a day-to-day level most white women walk around falling ass-backwards into money and luck, are never forced to do backbreaking labor to survive, and never see the slightest consequence for bad behavior. Must be nice.
Bilber has got to be the funniest comedian I swear to Bob 😂
🤣🤣
my favourite bit
Love this guy. He doesn't care who he pisses off. Don't ever change, Bill.
Comedy is all about pissing people off and not being funny. That's Burrrr problem...he's just not funny.
@@Boristheborat yeah, he is speaking facts
@@Boristheborat or hear me out... you don't take things personal and enjoy the jokes
@@Boristheborat well humor happens to be subjective, just like a taste in music, or a taste in art.
@@Boristheborat to YOU, he’s not funny. The rest of us with more than 2 brain cells are laughing
This isn't even Bill Burr at full strength and people are getting offended lmao
Bill Burr at full strength was enough to single-handedly set Philly at permanent "shit-status" city for eternity.
@@armchairmaster haha good point
@@armchairmaster As a Philadelphian...I can attest that this is a very true statement
@@armchairmaster I saw that 4 times that was LEGENDARY I MEAN UNFORGETTABLE LEGENDARY 😂😂
this man is only at 10% of his full power
“ and then white women swung their Gucci booted feet over the fence of oppression “ - THAT LINE IS COMEDY GOLD!!
Akk white women have gucci boots? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
@@stevesteve6867 yep
He’s also way too big on ”white guilt”
@@pale_saint he literally has a whole set where he shits on white guilt
His wife is black... give the guy a break. Of course he's sensitive, aware and likely frustrated about the topic.... At least he can make people laugh about it!
Gucci booted feet 😂😂😂😂😂 Classic.
It doesn't seem to be a problem when people are roasting the shit out of black people all the time tho huh?
Burr is the embodiment of chaotic neutral
best comment 🎉 i have never thought about that
Goddammit, the nostalgia. I'll bet Bill even understands the alignment language.
I'd say he's chaotic good. Underscore the chaotic.
Speaks against any and all stupid shit and in his heart he's a sweet and empathetic guy
@AJHamada He loved his pit bull too much to be Neutral. That's Chaotic Good.
It's so funny how he loses the audience, wins it back, loses them again only to get them back on his side. He's my absolute favorite comedian
"Racism is okay when it's not directed at me"
@@IllumirageRacism should never be okay. And I hope your opinion is not a popular one.
@@user-qw2wy5gs2g bill is a racist.
@@user-qw2wy5gs2g that isn't my stance, that's op's. Bill is a racist
"The nerve- where's the camera?- the NERVE"
😂😂😂
That was the most bill burr shit I've ever seen
I read that in his voice
That was the best part
Epic
Brilliant
Why was anyone offended? This was Bill Burr light.
Guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your kids are going to love it!
I know, right?
@@kobrien4121 more like your parents probably loved it. We're moving backwards.
EB23 it's a quote from back to the future. I don't think they meant it was that serious.
I'm not sure anyone really is offended, I think that's just what people expect to happen.
The audience was scared to laugh he kept going. Love it.
SNL audience demographic is exactly who he's going in on.
I think he knew this would "flop" live with the audience demographic, but be legendary on recording.
and the sound was muffled by the masks they're wearing
This monologue will go down in comedy history as one of the greatest performances. I stand by what I said.
Unfortunately, I think Louis CK's first monologue is better, as good as this was. He got more of the audience laughing (uncomfortably) at more taboo subjects.
@@jacobshirley3457That defines comedy, does it?
Shirley, you know better.
For the people complaining: Doctors say that when you lose one sense, the other senses overcompensate. This is why people with no sense of humour have an inflated sense of self importance.
Jay Templar yes!!!!!
Great joke and on point
Brilliantly put.
Lol, except humor isn't one of the five senses. Understanding humor is like knowing math, either you get it, or you get good.
Perfectly said mate. God himself couldn’t write truer words!
The only comedian who hears awkward silence and thinks to himself “fuck yea I’m killing”
Even the band in the back looked like the carboard people-props at baseball games; meanwhile the majority of people watching at home are losing their shit with laughter.
I thought the same thing lol they should have gave him 2 hr monologue
I don't think he thought he was killing, I think he likes the awkwardness and it makes him happy when he steers farther into it😁
Nothing stings or zings like the truth; comedians are the last bastion of honesty and in dire jeopardy.
He did kill it
As sensitive as the world is now, I don't see Bill Burr being invited back anytime soon. That being said, this was one of the best opening monologues in SNL history.
Louis c'est C K
Exactly!!!!
If Dave Chappelle is invited back so can Bill as well
He will be invited back bro
Dave Chappelle is not amused
I love the way the crowd doesnt laugh at some of his jokes. Its hilarious to me :) Ploughing ahead!
IKR!!! I about fell out of my chair when he said that! Funniest thing EVER!
If you're a white woman and you were offended - you're what he's talking about.
Facts 😜
Precisely
Nice
Glad everybody agrees!
For real they was in on the Horst they just didn’t like their cut
Nothing offends people more than the truth about themselves
Right!
i never wore a mask, my whole family is still alive and well. you are an idiot lmao.
This needs to be said at the front of every debate every time... all the time! And should be the only response to everyone that says they just got offended!
@pissedpookie How does drunk driving fit into this?
@@CD-vb9fi because doing things that are harmful won’t always yield the most negative consequences but still doesn’t justify doing them. Example you can drink and drive and get home fine but that doesn’t make it ok. Like not wearing a mask can lead to you or your family not contracting covid but that doesn’t make it ok simply bc the worst result (you or your family getting it and dying) didn’t happen. Get it?
That “where’s the camera” line was so subtle but so funny
honestly as much as we'd like to think we'd be this brave or strong, most if not all of us could go on national tv and do this routine to a silent audience knowing full well that they are not enjoying it and continuing it with confidence and the energy bill has here. That's more than just talent that's a fucking work ethic right there.
Bang on !... he was a FORCE that evening!
I don't think the SNL crowd deserves him.
@@Zebra_3 Agree, he's far beyond them.
Man is a national treasure.
that's not work ethic, it's called courage. The man has balls.
The whole time it looked like he was thinking "don't say f*ck, don't say f*ck, don't say f*ck". Bill is too pure for network.
I was expecting it any second through the whole episode.
I agree. but when ur audience knows ur being cutting edge, r u actually? I think that threw his timing off, and I guess everyone is a bit rusty.
lol i was literally just thinking that
He's still a kiss-ass. Can smell his fear.
exactly what I was thinking ! haha
I came here because I was told the monologue was "outrageous" and "disturbing." It's neither of those things. It's just Bill Burr being Bill Burr. In a related story, I love Bill Burr.
@@blackphilip8936
He's mocking self-centered white liberals who "speak on behalf" of minorities because of their white savior complex. Mocking white liberal women in particular is typical Bill Burr, and honestly that demographic deserves whatever Bill hits them with.
That headline caught you too huh lol
Billy held back
The truth is always disturbing and outrageous to those who live a lie.
Really? You had to watch it to confirm it wasn't "outrageous" and "disturbing"? Seems like common sense that those people hadn't watched Bill Burr before, aren't used to his comedy or don't get it.
As a white woman, I can only roll my eyes that other white women in the studio audience obviously took offense. Bill’s hilarious and spot on!! And as others noted, this set is MILD compared to his usual tirades. 😂
If you're a bernie bro, leave my land
The campaign is over, HillaryBot.
One of the best hosts ever. From the monologue to the sketches, the show was amazing.
"The nerve. Where's the camera?"
*_"THE NERVE"_*
That was simply brilliant. I laughed my ass off.
4:11
I laugh so hard I farted and snorted at the same time. My husband looked grossed out. Hey he put rings on it and they said better or worst. This is the better. We getting old. The worst is yet to come.
That was CLASSIC Bill Burr. It will go down as the best part of his career.
I feel like this audience wasn't prepared for the Bill Burr.
They seemed fine. Also this was pretty tame for burr. You’re not better than the audience.
Smaller crowd. Smaller amount of laughs. Surely if it was full the laughter would have been tremendous.
They weren't! They were ctfu until it came to the touchy subjects then the laughs hesitated. They pulled thru though.
Even audiences that pay to see Bill Burr aren't prepared for him lol.
Maybe because they were decent, non-bigoted people, unlike Burr.
The way the audience feels awkward just makes it so much better… they don’t want to feel guilt
Bill Burr is on the same wave length as George Carlin, only not quite as cynical. He is a complete breath of fresh air!!
Yea Carlin really tumbled into cynicism as he aged. His golden era was brief in my opinion.
"For centuries... you rolled around in the blood money...." That's the killer line. Damn.
LMAO!
I love how Chappelle said it: "You were in on the heist, you just didn't like your cut."
Like a mafia wife, she knows what her gangster husband is doing but she turns a blind eye and lives the good life until he’s caught then she acts like shes innocent and never knew what he was doing.
She’s more devious than he is.
He ain't lying!
Yes! a killer line.....and it's TRUE!
People think this is offensive? This was extremely tame.
Super
I'm guessing it's only the white women who are offended.
Right I was hoping for a little more
Considering how he talked about killing off most of the population in many of his specials this was VERY tame!
@@fizz71 in this climate, joking about killing people is fine but poking fun at women is a crime and clearly an attack against females everywhere
Bill Burr is a great comedian. No doubt. Did no one else notice at the beginning his PROFESSIONALISM in handling the broken microphone issue? The headset wasnt working and he knew he was live and didnt miss a beat. That adds to how amazing his monologue was
This crowd deserves a Philly Rant.
nah. Only Philly deserves that ;)
@@jv-lk7bc You're right. This crowd deserves WAY worse. 👍💯
Everyone’s saying Bill was so edgy and bold to say this.
Anyone remotely a fan of Bill knows this was nowhere near his final form, he could of ranted for the entire episode with ease 🤣🤣🤣
His most epic rant is the Philly Rant. I encourage you to watch/listen to it. Bill reached final form by trash talking an entire audience. Its amazing.
I respect the "nowhere near his final form" remark. Accurate as hell my guy
@@theman2934 That was a classic! He totally trashed philadelphians for his whole time allotment.
❤️ @ “his final form” 😂🤣
He says worse stuff on his monday morning podcast LMAO
I love how Bill Burr can make an audience uncomfortable like no one else. Total craft mastery
not uncomfortable. just not funny.
Jay Rosenstein dude it was so funny, wdym. he’s telling it like it is
They are uncomfortable because he is talking the truth and people are uncomfortable with that nowadays
@CAL1FORN1A No, he didn't. Bill is very tame here. You haven't seen his stand ups... Bill is one of the best in stand up.
@markmac Yes they would!!! He would have been trending #1 immediately! Could you imagine if George Carlan was alive around this time?? 😂😂😂 Stand up Comedians like Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle are important around these times. PC culture is getting worse.
Here I am, two years later. STILL showing this to people because it continues to be true.
And funny as fuck.🤣🤣🤣
Laughed throughout. He is real no sugarcoating 😂👏🏾he don't care and I love that for us. We need to stop being sensitive and entitled to thinking no one will disagree with us. Love it💜
White woman line had me rolling lmaao
The nervous laughter lmao they aren’t ready for Ol Billy Red nuts.
Don_La_Da I honestly believe his monologue went fine. The audience is still cut down so the experience is not going to be the norm. As a fan of Bill’s he did pretty well considering the circumstances.
They were hoping for Alec Baldwin.
Neil Yaremchuk Nah.
I love how they come around to the jokes once he gets to the punchline, as it slowly dawns on them that he didn't say anything remotely bigoted. Furthermore I love that shit-eating grin on his face when he says "... for a group of people that were never ENSLAVED" and like no one laughs.
And then he has them at the punchline. This is so brilliant.
By far my favorite nickname for bill burr hahaha
Bill is cancel proof, he's built different.
Because there’s quite a bit of truth tucked in behind his anger 😂
Hes bill dipperly
It's called "not giving a shit"
he did a wise move - married a black woman. it's hard to cancel a guy who does this. his "alliance" with black community allows him to get away with telling risky stuff
Cuz he patrice bestfriend carrying that torch
Bill Burr and Dave Chappell are two of the best comedians of our time
I agree 100%
Bill Burr is TOO real for a SNL audience 😂😂
Just when I thought I couldn't love Bill Burr enough...
Dave Chapel & Bill Burr special would be awesome 🤙🏾🤙🏾🤙🏾❤️❤️❤️
@Andre Knowledge357 Someone needs a tissue.
@@zacharymanuel1649 It was awesome - was called the Chappelle show - Bill Burr helped write a lot of the jokes and was in the skits.
Can’t wait for your NFL highlight Commentary!! 🔥🔥🔥
@Andre Knowledge357 Well, is it not innocent blood money?
“Where’s the camera? THE NERVE”
God, I love Bill Burr.
That was my favorite moment.
I don't find burr funny I believe he is a good comedian I respect him. But yes that part made me laugh.
That was perfect...
@nicolas guzman I do love stand up (louis ck felipe Esparza Amy Wong) just not bill burr but still respect him as a comedian.
6:20 this crowd reaction is perfect. Love the guy that said Jesus.
Funniest.. most brilliant monologue I’ve ever heard on SNL EVER..GOD BLESS BILL BURR!!! ..you are a talented comic
I think Louis CK's openings are even better, but this one is still really fcking good
The fact that this got as much backlash as it did is troubling. People aren’t actually listening, they’re just waiting to be offended.
Thats it, lets change some more sports team names. I'm offended.
exaxtly. fuck PC culture I wonder how pissed the SNL cast was about his monolog
@@RainspectorGaming Didn't you watch Weekend Update? Its the same type of dark humor. This monologue is SNL standard. Weird how people think SNL is offended by this when they completely hosted and encouraged this.
@@drgaidhane dude SNL had that black chick from the 2016 abortion they called GhostBusters and when a third movie was announced she brought up Trump. the cast may do skits that go against the PC grain that doesnt mean they arent PC. the few on there I know arent is Pete Davidson and maybe Kenan Thompson
That's what I think too... After reading the headlines, I thought for sure he said something completely "Bill Burr-esque"... which is always funny, but of course, not for some. But this isn't even ANYTHING on the level as some of the off the wall (on the mark) stuff he usually says.
“The nerve- where’s the camera? THE NERVE.”
So good
🤣
Normally I’m like, “ugh, quoting the video just to get likes”, but that was funny so you get a 👍.
@@georgecaplin9075 yeah you have to be a little creative with it, can’t just quote it exactly, gotta throw in some capitalized words here and there to match the quote
Full-on Burr.
My favorite comedian for at least 3 years. During the lockdown, this guy made me laugh more than a crackhead eating weedies
He lost them there for a second and then he rallied and got everybody back. Love him
YOU WHITE HUMANS AINT SHYT
They actually lost him
“You were in on the heist, you just didn’t like your cut” -- Dave Chappelle
Profound!
If you listen to comedy enough they all copy each other and put there unique stamp on it.
Monica where can I hear him say that?
I love that.
Best Comment
This is the least “offensive” he’s ever been. And he’s still hilarious
@Anthony Lopez
You clearly don’t know very much about comedy.
@Anthony Lopez Did Rick Moranis die? No? Then it's fucking funny. Deal with it.
@Anthony Lopez It was funny when Richard Spencer got sucker punched. This is funny too.
@@mikehanna1981 Don't feed into this troll. They a part of the problem with today. ITS COMEDY. You turn some of the most hard topics and you turn it into something we can laugh at while giving perspective.
@Anthony Lopez Stop being a sensitive person. My goodness. ITS COMEDY. Stop trolling or grow a pair.
I love how uncomfortable the audience is, it's so rare these days
What does that even mean? You love that the liberal California crowd doesnt know how to laugh at their own dumb shit? And yes it is rare these days especially with Biden turning everyone away from that dumb shit.
People don’t realize it now. But, Bill will be a legend, not that he isn’t now. He just says what we all think. No matter how we act, what race we are, man or woman, religious or not. He speaks the truth of life. And he always ads that little bit of his heart. Most people miss that. Playing catch talking to your child. Is one of the greatest comedy bits ever.
He nailed this. Half the audience is laughing, the other half is uncomfortable. Thats comedy genius
People dont like to be lumped into groups. It's like saying meh fk your thoughts and feelings to them lol. So while comedy doesnt upset me especially because I'm not going to value opinions of endless comedians I can kind of see why seem people would be like here we go again talking sht about us lol
@@chrisortiz8072 yeah bill realizes this. He trashed every “group” evenly as a result
**Nods in Patrice**
He told Conan the goal is to offend everybody. Here he left out the second part.
Just like Patrice O Neal said
Im black and highly offended, why am I'm just knowing about this guy? He funny as all hell!
Also look up Cathleen Matagan she is funny as Heck and has been being hidden from black people. Serves you right for hiding Kat Williams.
Bill Burr is a national treasure. I encourage you to watch more of him on TH-cam clips. I'm jealous you get to see all his stuff for the first time!
This guy has been on Def Jam AND has a few Netflix Special. He has appeared with Jerry Seinfeld, Louis CK and Joe Rogan. This GUY has a resume
You gotta watch his skits!!
Welcome back from up under ur rock. Lmao. He’s the number 2 to Dave as the best comedian of modern times. Maybe Tied with Chris.
The way people are willing to hesitate at the laughter is priceless to me. He didn’t say anything you can argue
Bill killed!!! As usual!!! As a person with a February birthday I know that Feb is hard to celebrate in!!
It sure the hell is. Snows on my bday or sleet every year, and the one time it wasn’t bad out I was in the hospital with Covid.
This was Bill Burr at 50% strength. The division is about people that weren't fans in the first place.
As a long time BB fan, AGREED. THIS WAS TAME.
@@philanderphillips2309 It is network tv, so I'm sure he couldn't go full force, but Bill Burr at 100% is a force to be reckoned with.
He also probably hasn't practiced this material that much or done standup in a while
ON GOD he would be going so much harder if he was allowed too if he could do it and still get aired
I wasn't familiar with him until this show. Now I want to know more. He brought that smoke last night!!!
"Good comedy is half of the room laughing and half of the room terrified" - Patrice
Exactly
TRUTH!!
if Patrice were still alive Bill wouldn't be the husk of a man he is today
RIP Patrice
milkinaction it’s true. A piece of bill died with him. They were best friends
He reminds me of George Carlin to a significant degree. And that's one of the highest compliments I can give to a comedian
This aged like egg salad
Lmao, fr
Bill is the white chappelle, you can't cancel him he's great.
💯 he’s a whole vibe!
He's the white Patrice
Bill Burr just canceled cancel culture. Mic drop.
Take it easy now Jay
@@rayluv8951 true true chappelle is on a whole other level
The fact that SNL crowd is hesitant to laugh at this makes it better.
@M 40 No, moron, it's because the studio audience is at 30% capacity. Lots of empty seats compared to a typical full house
Can you imagine how boring Bill Burr would have to be to please the SNL crowd?
@M 40 You know what NY stands for? Liberal Armpit.
Like all those straight mouthed celebrities during Ricky Gervais' monologue at the golden globes.
Um, it's a LAUGH TRACK people seriously lol
4:17‐4:46 True but funny. 😆 I'm an African American and I appreciate that he sometimes discusses actual facts and history on certain events that took place regarding my ancestors in his stand up. Great comedy!
The man is a genius. He'll go down with the greats, the echelon of Bruce, Rickles, Pryor, and Carlin.
…and Chappelle.
I agree, though he didn't really mention that black men were voting 50 years before white women got that right. White and black women got the right to vote at the same time.
@@SeraphsWitness 🤯 I was just thinking about this and know you are responding to me about it! Wicked!
He's amazing in delivering fact the fun way.
Bill Burr was holding back and people in the crowd were still scared to laugh
That's one hell of a logo you got there. It's the new r-word.
Afraid to laugh...that's when you can tell it's good. Che' said that on a talk show. They hit a nerve. Love Bill.
Lol Yup. This was Burr being tame.
they weren't laughing because it wasn't funny
IBProfane 😂😂😂
This was Bill doing the speed limit, using his turn signals, coming to a complete stop, this crowd couldn’t handle Autobahn Bill!!!
“autobahn bill” 😂 I'm dying
Hahaha but he still resisted
True
Lol
Agreed...but still better than almost any other host
It's very funny because it's TRUE!!! Bill Burr is awesome!!!
The amplified laugh track is dystopian. Burr was categorized in the “once every decade” comedian thing, but in reality he’s only funny sometimes because he toed the line between acceptable SNL humour and humour your drunk uncle would do at thanksgiving.
“Gucci-booted feet over the rails of oppression” - the DETAIL 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣
😂😂😂
TRUTH.......WHITE LIBERALS
Nick Mullen from Cum Town Podcast had another colorful anology on the subject:
/watch?v=SpfUHOFT_Zc
The SNL crowd awkwardly laughing is the best evidence of how funny he actually is
Someone brought up a great point that it’s likely an audience of white women and white men afraid to laugh.
He won that type of liberal crowd to laughing with him... a great success !
Dude I am so sick of SNL's biased comedy but Bill Burr fucking killed this
They did the same thing to Chris Rock
Also remember it's a small, socially distanced crowd so it sounds lukewarm
Man this was arguably the best standup monologue in decades.
This is 100% facts!!! 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽
I am a 75 year old white woman, and I have seen everyone of his specials, truly love him.
I think I love you!
Barb, i want to buy u a beer
I don't know who you're married to, who your kids and grandkids are, but they better hangout with you to keep their heads screwed on right. Popular culture is fucking poison now.
Username checks out
75-year-olds have an actual sense of humor. If the audience had all been under age 27, they would have screamed, booed, and run from the theater.
“Occasionally when you snuck off with a black dude and got caught you said it wasn’t consensual!” I wish I could have seen the audience mask-less faces LOL!
It's true though lol. That's why it hit home so hard.
@CStarz 🤣
Mayan Ruins yep, this shit is so transparent.
@Mayan Ruins Yeah, I’m black too...I was offended once back in 1973....think it was Dad whooping my ass for something I did.
Me too
I never forget the bit he did on Conan when he said “we need a virus to thin out the heard”…got a virus and he said “I’m going to believe the expects. Get the vaccine “
I think the most important thing to keep bringing up about John Wayne is that he was a draft dodger, but literally made his career talking about how much of a hardman he was
This is The Blur at 10%... You can’t handle him at full throttle .
He knew the audience couldn’t handle 100% Bill. Still funny af
Facts 😄
Plowin ahead!
Would he be in focus at full throttle or even more of a blur? 😆
Miguel González he wasn’t allowed to be full throttle 😂
I'm a black woman....Been listening to Bill for years he's always been truthful in his comedy and very very funny. Shut up sit down and take your talking to. Classic, epic, hilarious
According to your comment history you're also a Hispanic male and a black man.
Lying sack
If you’re a black woman and can’t recognize very elementary misogyny, or the problem with blaming systemic issues on another oppressed group to deter from focusing on the actual problem, maybe you shouldn’t lean on your identity as some kind of proof you know what you’re talking about.
Edit: since this got a few likes I will elaborate and say I like Bill burr and I understand cancel culture can easily get out of hand. I just dislike it when people tokenize themselves and step up to be ambassadors of their group the way OP did.
His opinion has not changed in the 10 years since I first heard them.
@@jasong7373Another oppressed group? And whom might this other opressed group be? Lmao. You just proved his point.
Bill Burr is one of the funniest comedians ever love his material. Him and Chappelle on the same bill I'll pay anything to see that
That was gold 😂🤣😭
Nothing satisfies me as much as Bill not flinching in front of a hostile crowd. Philly didn't scare him, it's not like SNL does.
If a man can take on a complete state, everything else is literally nothing!
Saifuddin Ahmed philly is a city hah but I get your point.
He's just not that funny. He has one high-pitche sarcastic bit, it's too predictable and not very deep.
Ted K just because you can comment doesnt mean what you type is deep and isnt a bunch of blah. Bills the goat next to Chappelle hater
@@calvarycatcher66 The audience disagrees.
“The nerve o- [where’s the camera] THE NERVE OF WHITE WOMEN”
That direct look into the camera was shocking...he meant business for real😅
With their SUVs and heated seats. 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah that one took me out ☠
LOL. He spoke the truth tho..
I already knew this was gonna be good. Bill Burr is the hero we need.
I swear I love his stand up and his show F Is For Family. Bill is a freaking genius.❤️❤️❤️👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💯💯💯
"Where's the camera?" lol --Norm is gone; Bill is king
You can feel the discomfort of the audience. They’re afraid to laugh. That’s kinda the best part of the monologue.
he has another one that he did at an award show and martha stewart was actually in the audience and he just keep talking to her lol
@@tapashe9239 Martha Stewart seems like she'd be cool to smoke a blunt with
When you’re so paranoid, you second guess laughing at a comedic performance because it may destroy your life. He mentioned slavery! “Harrrumpph. Well-I-NEVER. The stick has fused up these peoples colons and there’s no removing it.
"50% of people should be laughing, and 50% should be horrified"
- Patrice O'Neill speaking about comedy done properly.
What if i was 50%laughing and 50% horrified...often mixed? 😂😲
Words to live by.
EXACTLY
50% should be laughing, 50% should be horrified and NOBODY should be canceled, ever - unless they are committing felonies!!!
You are welcome!
I watched a bunch of his older stuff over the summer and omg that guy wasn't trying to make people laugh in the beginning he was there for a fight xD
For some reason, COVID didn't hit me as that weird when it was happening. Looking back at an SNL opening monologue with a guest coming out in a mask, the band wearing masks, and the mask-wearing crowd divided into socially-distanced groups makes me realize that yeah, things were really, really weird.
Yes. Totally weird. It’s just going to look more and more unreal.
Top 5 SNL monologue of the past 23 years
I f****** love how he goes in on everyone doesn't matter who's in front of him
It's all butt hurt liberals in front of him
He only goes after whites in this diatribe.
This was great and I'm re-watching.
@@moniquemonicat Who wants the woke mob to cancel during the show, the way Davison did the Potter author? (I didn't see that because the show otherwise sickens in its bias nowadays.)
Realist Views burr is liberal
All these comments about the stiff crowd....Bill is a smart guy. He knows folks that support cancel culture are in the audience and watching. He used this as his chance to voice his frustration directly to them. Well done, Bill
Nice observation.
Yeah, but still, it was his dream to be there. Who would choose to bomb willingly?
@@juan.zabala
At a certain point the charade gets old. Read the short story the Emperor's New Clothes. How can any honest man go in front of a crowd and say things he knows not to be true? That man can't live with himself. That man lives for the opinions of others so he doesn't have to reflect on what he thinks of himself. Bill Burr took a stand on SNL; a show that tells people to think one way and he gave them a little taste of the real world and that not everyone thinks the same way they do.
@@juan.zabala I think Bill Burr is one of the few who WOULD Bomb on purpose. Just to drive it home in order to make you uncomfortable and reflect at how absurd our reality is right now. All great comedians who can read their audience do this time to time.
Also, talking about Bombing on purpose, check out Bill’s Philly Rant and his interview about it afterwards. It’s a thing of beauty!
I completely agree. He learned a lot of those angles from Patrice O’Neal too. Bill is no stranger to working a crowd with uncomfortable truths. I love it!
Best 5 min of bill burr ever.
As a Brit I've just discovered Bill Burr, and what a breath of fucking fresh air he is. Thank God for people like Bill whose faulty vision sees things as they are and not as they are expected to.
The people who want to cancel Bill Burr over this monologue were never in his fan base to begin with. Bill will be just fine. His fans have been desensitized to his kind of comedy long ago.
@@zachhayes9512 Exactly. Surprised and laughing at the reactions and people all up in arms about shitty SNL. Apparently people have never heard of Bill Burr.
They can’t cancel Bill Burr. Bill Burr does the canceling.
Yeah. None of the “bros” will cancel him. His Trump fans will also stay rabid
Name one person who wants to cancel him.
Triggered people doing a search for Bill Burr’s wife are gonna be even more triggered . Everyone saying he’s a hack and they never heard of him don’t realize if you ask any comedian who’s the best they will all say he’s top 3 prob right behind Dave Chappelle.
The only thing offensive here is that Bill didn't go hard enough
I think he gauged it right for the mass-market audience. Just an itty-bitty-bit over the line. Listen to his podcast rant for the unfiltered version.
Facts!!
I love hearing Bill Burr talk. It's just all real talk from him and hearing the near silence after everything he says. Bill Burr, making the world uncomfortable is a great thing. Never stop Bill.
I love how this is very left leaning and also right leaning at the same time and it has the crowd so confused they donno what to do
Typical internet. "I can't believe people are so offended!" Looks at comments, no one is actually offended.
Every time
Ppl on Twitter are very offended
@@bbryant2503 yet another reason to not be on Twitter.
They're talking about ppl on Twitter who were offended by this monologue; the worse part is that there was literally an Article that was originally headlined: "I had to change the channel" (in regards to the monologue) lol 😂
It's only twitter hoes. It's ALWAYS twitter hoes.
This was definitely a modest version of Bill Burr, but still better than most SNL monologues already
I wouldn't say better than most, but pretty good.
This is really the best take. Too many people think that because some people didn’t like it makes it genius. Like it wasn’t bad, it wasn’t great. He didn’t say anything too revolutionary and most of it was playing pretty safe. People hear the premise and instantly jump to a conclusion, and that goes for both sides of the coin. They either hop on it for being offensive or praise it for being offensive; when it isn’t.
I still think he went IN!!
@@kbanghart Def better than most monologues. But compared to his standup? This doesn't hold a candle to his best material. Cuz it's really just his best jokes reduced to soundbites. I would've preferred him just do his podcast for seven minutes, honestly. More entertaining--and funny. Or just do an hour-long live standup special :D
Libutticus exactlyyy
He is one of the best keeps it real he's leaves no one out...love him soooo funny❤
Didn't see him bashing blacks or Latinx people, just whites....
We need people like Bill. LOL
Tell it like it is. Don't take things too seriously. Have a lot of self awareness.
He's a racist dude....
@@Illumiragemay I ask how? I'm not tryna be snarky, I've just never seen any material where he's racist in the bit
@@garethmcguinness377 Has he not summed up white people in several of his spots? I wouldn't be allowed to say 'x' group is this way, but he's allowed to trash all whites?