"Good Credit, Buy Anything!" - Trevor Noah - (African American)

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  • @trevornoah
    @trevornoah  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1138

    Thanks for watching! 🙌🏾Subscribe & turn on notifications to find out when I upload new videos! bit.ly/SubscribeTrevorNoah

    • @Dichtsau
      @Dichtsau 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      where are the subtitles????

    • @AsifAkhtar20
      @AsifAkhtar20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think everyone should learn Arabic so that when you are flying, you can be sure if the brown middle eastern people sitting behind you are talking bout cats or planning to try to fly the plane themselves...

    • @AsifAkhtar20
      @AsifAkhtar20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      btw I always wondered, why people leave the link to "subscribe" coz the red sub button is never broken...
      guess I'll never know...

    • @nirdoshamnaidoo6937
      @nirdoshamnaidoo6937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I LOVE YOU TREVOR NOAH!!!!!!
      Lekker

    • @abdirisakawes6544
      @abdirisakawes6544 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey :)

  • @aghaphoenix6079
    @aghaphoenix6079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2866

    Who else is extremely happy to be blessed with another
    *Daily dose of Trevor*
    Once again we will always value *credit* in America 😂

    • @BigBoyMan01
      @BigBoyMan01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ah. I see that you're a man of culture
      We should hang out sometime.

    • @piyushkundra3263
      @piyushkundra3263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol I just found an Atiny

    • @abdirisakawes6544
      @abdirisakawes6544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr lol

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wrong. Not *Trevor* -It's *Tre - VAH*
      XD

    • @aghaphoenix6079
      @aghaphoenix6079 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BigBoyMan01 Yes yes we must 😂😂👌

  • @caitlynj7466
    @caitlynj7466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    Trevor gained a lot of Chinese fans because his Chinese jokes are top notch. He can speak fake Chinese for 10 mins and nobody would notice anything wrong.

    • @marcovanstaden528
      @marcovanstaden528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Anything wong*

    • @lurkag2672
      @lurkag2672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @guy man You're the only one in these comments throwing a little bitch fit over some jokes. Grow a spine n try not to be so triggered over little shit.

    • @lurkag2672
      @lurkag2672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @guy man When did I ever mention the Simpsons?? There's a bunch of Chinese ppl in these comments talking about how funny Noah is and how much they love him. Quit trying to be a white knight, and quit being so sensitive.

    • @Morgan-wz5rk
      @Morgan-wz5rk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @guy man Hello, I'm Chinese and I find Trevor's jokes entertaining. I'm pretty sure I don't have a problem with it, just so you know. Maybe ask a real Chinese next time how they feel about it first? Thx

    • @corneliali7747
      @corneliali7747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Morgan-wz5rk pfff just ignore @guy man he can be miserable and offended and everyone else can enjoy the jokes.

  • @teruphoto
    @teruphoto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4923

    His Chinese accent took a shortcut through the ghetto more than once 😂

    • @evolutionofmoeco
      @evolutionofmoeco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      😂😂😂😂

    • @zaza.dobrazza
      @zaza.dobrazza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What do you mean ?

    • @amehka5416
      @amehka5416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Poverty is everywhere.

    • @cohenfromdiscord2551
      @cohenfromdiscord2551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Makes sense a Chinese Restaurant is a hood staple

    • @TimLimDimSims
      @TimLimDimSims 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@zaza.dobrazza His Chinese accent is good but it sounds a little African American at points.

  • @OGimouse1
    @OGimouse1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3475

    "Ah, it's a bit of both, okay?" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @阿富汗大胡子
      @阿富汗大胡子 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      point taken

    • @germasehloho9610
      @germasehloho9610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But these are some old shows

    • @hizpanicGam3r
      @hizpanicGam3r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ashley S. MacKenzie check the label of your cloth I can guarantee most of it will say made in china

    • @EzraMerr
      @EzraMerr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@hizpanicGam3r Majority of clothes imported in the west come from Bangladesh,India, and Philippines

    • @EzraMerr
      @EzraMerr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @T-1000 And china owes America over 40 trillion USD domestically and internationally

  • @corneliuswhite5139
    @corneliuswhite5139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3794

    Trevor Noah: Teaching America about America.😂

    • @-mnxjo3472
      @-mnxjo3472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      More like teaching North Koreans about how to breathe.

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Takes an outsider to do that apparently

    • @communistjesus
      @communistjesus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cornelius White AMERICA IS THE NAME OF THE LANDMASS AKA CONTINENT WHICH RUNS FROM TIERRA DEL FUEGO AKA EARTH OF FIRE NEAR THE SOUTH POLE ALL THE WAY UP NORTH TO KISKA ISLAND ON THE BERING SEA NEAR THE HOMELAND OF CURRENT USA PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN IN RUSSIA

    • @linnetmbotto7212
      @linnetmbotto7212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You can only see the picture from the outside

    • @franksinatra5764
      @franksinatra5764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @COroNA VirUS Fuck you 🖕

  • @marknewton3579
    @marknewton3579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Once you start this guys videos, you ain't stopping

  • @cocochen845
    @cocochen845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    My mom and dad have just divorced,you have cheered me up,thank you Trevor 😊😊😊😊😊😊

    • @prettysweetlimegreen8481
      @prettysweetlimegreen8481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sorry to hear about that. I hope they can still remain amiable during such a complex process. God comfort you💕

    • @petermachete5647
      @petermachete5647 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am Sorry to hear that. May the Lord intervene!

    • @chimychimes
      @chimychimes ปีที่แล้ว

      May the Lord be your strength 🙏🙏🙏

  • @amehak1922
    @amehak1922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1552

    "Do you say our because you live here or because China owns America now?" Lmao dead

    • @amehak1922
      @amehak1922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @guy man unless the guy is a naturalized American citizen, he would still be Chinese both ethnically and citizenship wise.

    • @amehak1922
      @amehak1922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @guy man the guy is a random salesman at a dealership he met when he tried to buy a car. He never said they're friends.

    • @amehak1922
      @amehak1922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @guy man the guy had an accent, so, he was an immigrant.

    • @amehak1922
      @amehak1922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @guy man it's only racist if he implied he can never be American, Trevor didn't say that.
      Plus this is a comedy show, you're overthinking this.

    • @amehak1922
      @amehak1922 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @guy man lol most wouldn't be

  • @amukelanimakhuvele2791
    @amukelanimakhuvele2791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Trevor noah, we really appreciate your astounding work in comedy 🙏🏿🙏🏿

  • @vishnun9016
    @vishnun9016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Dude that Chinese was on a next level. Laughed so hard that I am very tired. God bless you Trevor bro.

  • @andyhorizon5487
    @andyhorizon5487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    ur name in Chinese is so cute u know that? It’s “崔娃”,which means “Tre-baby”, the pronunciation is the same as Trevor, greeting from China

    • @stellasutton7388
      @stellasutton7388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ur name in Chinese is so cute u know that? It’s “崔娃”,which means “Tre-baby”, the pronunciation is the same as Trevor, greeting from China

    • @Smitology
      @Smitology 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stellasutton7388 ??

    • @sevourangeal
      @sevourangeal 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stellasutton7388 Are you mocking them?

    • @vim6459
      @vim6459 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stellasutton7388 ??????

  • @mitchbongy
    @mitchbongy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    As a mandarin user that last bit cracks me up real good, back in primary school (7 - 12) for 6 years we were still learning new Chinese characters and when we were secondary school (13 - 17) we still come across Chinese characters that still means something different (even the stroke of the Chinese character seems alike or the same)
    Imagine writing a Chinese essay, man those days in primary school couldn't write a line without the need to check the dictionary for some characters.

  • @smellycyatt
    @smellycyatt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Finished reading Born a Crime last night n now I'm on a Trevor Noah marathon. I'm getting obsessed send help.

    • @kconley87
      @kconley87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Listen to the audio version of Born a Crime, too.

    • @smellycyatt
      @smellycyatt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kristi McCall Conley I just bought the audiobook !

    • @sanSDI
      @sanSDI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sorry, you are allready way over board, no help can reach you anymore. 🤣😁

    • @cyborgyohanna26
      @cyborgyohanna26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s so funny listening to the audio

    • @rkibaiya
      @rkibaiya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I got addicted long ago

  • @karlrensburg3472
    @karlrensburg3472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I find solace in Trevor when i feel down. What a class act he is.

  • @eliudium
    @eliudium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    The arrows are in English lol 😂

  • @vesper9547
    @vesper9547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    That last joke about the Chinese language and Muppets was awesome.

  • @oluwarotimialo
    @oluwarotimialo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love Trevor Noah with the voice imitation, I sometimes do the voice imitation for different countries too. I laugh at myself.

  • @anewbeginning9150
    @anewbeginning9150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    The last part where Trevor began to sing the Chinese alphabet got me laughing until my eyes began to run water, dwl...

    • @julez4618
      @julez4618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @JohnQRandom ... what?

    • @kpsayyed84
      @kpsayyed84 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Servant Of Jesus Christ *5 years later*

    • @junxianwu1874
      @junxianwu1874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But you do realise that the Chinese language doesn't actually have an alphabet right?

    • @azfarzuhdi6621
      @azfarzuhdi6621 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@junxianwu1874 so how do you guys write?

    • @junxianwu1874
      @junxianwu1874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@azfarzuhdi6621 Each word is represented by one character

  • @AlexMuhangiComedian
    @AlexMuhangiComedian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    😂😂😂 Nicely executed 🔥🔥

  • @ItsSue7
    @ItsSue7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Watched this thousand times but still laugh like am watching it for the first time....never get enough of Trevor's jokes😂😂😂😂😂

  • @allm5542
    @allm5542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I always admired Trevor Noah before he started working at the daily show. I have always loved this part of his "African American" presentation and it finally is on TH-cam!! As a Spanish-speaking English teacher it helps me a lot when I teach my students English because they get when I talk about mouth placement and head voice, chest voice etc.

  • @staciconaway1170
    @staciconaway1170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I was just recently introduced to Trevor Noah's comedy and I Love him!! He's hands down the funniest comedian I have ever heard! Fan 4 Life,thank you Trevor for bringing a much needed smile and laugh to my day 💚 You are the Best

  • @hablykel5147
    @hablykel5147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Trevor's jokes are rib breaking, love him so much

  • @yamkelatshisa2498
    @yamkelatshisa2498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    “Trevor:Ahhh b*tch
    Siri: dialing mom”✋🏽😂😂🤣

    • @kxmode
      @kxmode 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Siri knows what'd up! 🤣

  • @vanisha3933
    @vanisha3933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    "If she's a bad driver and you say she's Asian that's racist " Lmao ...I can't 🤣🤣

    • @kookielife5493
      @kookielife5493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Army 💜

    • @bellatrix795
      @bellatrix795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yass Army

    • @iwejuoezinne1698
      @iwejuoezinne1698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      💜💜

    • @kguerr197
      @kguerr197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @guy man Like Dave Chappelle and Kevin Hart don't do the same?! Please stay away from comedy in general if you're that sensitive about race, gender, politics, and sexuality.

    • @mimcduffee86
      @mimcduffee86 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's funny because no one who thinks logically and understands racism would claim that was racist unless they were making a joke.

  • @mrsniper9333
    @mrsniper9333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Found out about this dude not long ago and already love him and his sense of humor

  • @Trapezius8oblique
    @Trapezius8oblique 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When I’m sad I watch Trevor and my day is brighter again

  • @Reddust86
    @Reddust86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    I know the whole driving on the other side of the road. Moving from South Africa to Germany was a hell of an experience. I felt like a new driver again.

    • @tkautzor
      @tkautzor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      well, at least now you know how to drive on the right side of the road. Just imagine how it feels when people who know how to drive on the right side have to learn how to drive on the wrong side of the road.

    • @franga7870
      @franga7870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tkautzor Right side is wrong already

    • @efisgpr
      @efisgpr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn't it a very small percentage of the world that uses the left side? I can only think of South Africa, Japan, the UK and Australia.... Not a lot of people.

    • @franga7870
      @franga7870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@efisgpr All of Asia and Africa too

    • @tkautzor
      @tkautzor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@efisgpr India has a huge population, as does Indonesia.

  • @lifeofslice9864
    @lifeofslice9864 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Greatest comedian of all time! Nobody makes me laugh like Trevor.

  • @jarjarbings2893
    @jarjarbings2893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Who else does notice that he packs real ongoing problems into humor ❤️

  • @cynthiareid9289
    @cynthiareid9289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love all the accents Trevor. I wish I was gifted like that. When I need a laugh I look for you on TH-cam. 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Pebble-X
    @Pebble-X ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Education through humour - 👏
    Brilliant Trevor Noah, you deliver 'food for thought" while helping people break free from conformity.
    💫

  • @shilpadeshpande141
    @shilpadeshpande141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You made this world come closer with your accents...which all of us can enjoy!!

  • @kir1205
    @kir1205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I was so happy when he mentioned japanese as his 5th language, cuz you know, WEEBS ARISE!!

    • @PCLHH
      @PCLHH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hear he wants to learn Japanese, I think he watches Anime. Why else?

  • @cristina00007
    @cristina00007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    *"You're not a bad driver, you're just Asian."* I feel offended Trevor. Kidding, I will renounce my Asian blood for you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @PilosopongTeacher
    @PilosopongTeacher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love trevor! A blast of wit and humor!

  • @katsumi7012
    @katsumi7012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    Haha the last part where Trevor said that it's too late to learn Chinese is sort of true😂 I've been learning Chinese since young and speak Chinese on a daily basis but I'm still unable to write a 3,000 characters composition without a dictionary

    • @shadowblade0343
      @shadowblade0343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SAME

    • @niks961
      @niks961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ME TOO

    • @aileenzhao7951
      @aileenzhao7951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I don't think my Chinese parents even know all the characters lol

    • @KenTJY
      @KenTJY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Exactly. For me, the influence of using English made me not want to learn more about Chinese itself, and the common thinking of "I know enough Chinese words to get me by" is probably why I am very bad at it. Most of the things are now in English, so it is really hard to speak Chinese more than English.

    • @EzraMerr
      @EzraMerr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      So are chinese , they sometimes don't even know vocabulary that foreigners who study mandarin know

  • @miraleo7805
    @miraleo7805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Trevor: "what do you mean you don't know?! Aaaarrgghh..b*tch! Aaaarrggghh..!!"
    Siri: "dialing mom.." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RuthCuadrado
    @RuthCuadrado 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I remember arriving to the USA and the whole credit concept seemed so ridiculous.
    I had the cash to pay for the car, but had to get credit.
    It’s been 8 years and it’s still absurd

    • @bikimbrown1545
      @bikimbrown1545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not if ur black. Then they want cash 💸🙄

    • @generalagondray
      @generalagondray 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      In america we spend our whole life building credit reports which is used for everything from getting utilities for your house, the house, a car, an apartment, loans etc. I took 1 step out if america to make a business and cant get any financial backing just because "oh your not in america we only give services to americans in America " the credit system completely sucks

  • @yannke0112
    @yannke0112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I died when he started singing the alphabet in Chinese 🤣🤣🤣 10 years later 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @andrewsprague756
    @andrewsprague756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    As a Chinese speaker it’s so funny watching Trevor speak Chinese!

    • @O-moneyyy
      @O-moneyyy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      do you speak mandarin or tangerine

  • @omogolomolefe7355
    @omogolomolefe7355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Me currently:(crying over that Muppets joke)😂😂😂😂😂😭😭
    *5 years later:(still crying)😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @naphtie
    @naphtie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The way he nails accents amazes me every time

  • @TheFundiOne
    @TheFundiOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It has been a wonderful experience witnessing your remarkable journey.
    Thanks for showcasing the best, and not so best of us. Us as in all of us, worldwide.
    Blessings. Always.

  • @somebody937
    @somebody937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1181

    Some context which I think makes the "Bitch!" "Dialing Mom" joke better (paraphrasing since I don't remember it exactly):
    When he was growing up, there was a time when Trevor was stewing angrily because of something his mother (Patricia) had done. She stares him down and says "Say it."
    "Say what?" he asks.
    "Say that your mother's a bitch."
    Trevor's flabbergasted, but she's not done.
    "Which makes you a son of a bitch."
    He originally wanted to title his Netflix special "Son of a Bitch" to pay homage to that moment, but since that wasn't allowed, he instead went with "Son of Patricia", confident that she'd get it.

    • @darleneboykin184
      @darleneboykin184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      He is a comic genius

    • @rebinbuyaki3354
      @rebinbuyaki3354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      This really helped me to get the joke!

    • @blissbenson3163
      @blissbenson3163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thank you @ Stopask

    • @jalabi99
      @jalabi99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Trevor's mum is soooooooo damn gangsta, it's not even funny

    • @weirdo4hgsa668
      @weirdo4hgsa668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks bruv i was confused at first

  • @ntokozomduna637
    @ntokozomduna637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The ending of this special is one of my favourite jokes by Trevor😂.

  • @indiracamotim2858
    @indiracamotim2858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Hahaha Trevor !! You are just too much ! It doesn’t matter how low I am feeling, I watch one of your videos and before long... I am laughing like crazy 😂😂😂😂
    Thank you 🙏🏽

  • @diobrando1764
    @diobrando1764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    As a Chinese I gotta say...that the best Chinese accent I’ve heard so far
    Love u Trevor 😂❤️

  • @jewelthompson4017
    @jewelthompson4017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    So true Trevor, my self I don't understand their whole credit thing. Because I just paid for everything down.

    • @runningfromabear8354
      @runningfromabear8354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love credit! I collect points and pay it off at the end of the month. Free flights! Free hotels! Free stuff! Yes, I love credit. I just refuse to pay interest.

    • @halalmeatz5644
      @halalmeatz5644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Credit is simple. Let me give you my opinion. The Biggest things are to have a mix, i.e.revolving (credit cards), installments (auto loans), and mortgage, but also a good length of credit history and on-time payments to your creditors. The length of your credit history is a very big factor. The last big factor is to have an acceptable credit utilization ratio, typically 30% or less on any revolving account, e.g. credit cards. You want your debt-to-income ratio as low as possible as well. You can add or drop hundreds of points in a short time just off your credit utilization ratio, all other things remaining the same. Most of the free credit scores that are available are not fair-Isaac’s corporation, i.e. FICO. But they will be close approximations. So they can be useful. In my experience your FICO credit score will be a bit lower than what the educational models indicate (e.g. credit karma). If you pay cash, you can’t build credit. Have no credit? Get a secured credit card. Within 6-12 months you will qualify for a regular credit card. Some banks offer loans that assist with this endeavor. My credit history began when I took out student loans. Don’t ever cancel a credit card unless you never use it and it charges an annual fee, otherwise you will reduce you average age of accounts (which lowers your score). Another thing, it is usally not worth your wiles to EVER take out a department store credit card. An example of when it is: some stores, like Macy’s, only give certain discounts when a purchase is made on their card. If you shop there a lot that can be a useful card. Otherwise, its too limited. (Macy’s does have an AMX card that can be used everywhere AMX is accepted). Use your new CC as though it is a debit card and pay off 70% or more of the balance at any given time to build credit (This shows responsible usage; no activity, like keeping a $0 balance, does not show any usage). I have a card I use for everything because it gives me rewards. But I pay it off in full each month to avoid paying interest fees. My rewards are thus truly free. However, my credit is satisfactory. To build credit, you have to keep a balance (30% or less) from month-to-month. DM me for questions, but I think this covers it. This is free knowledge gleamed from decades of experience. Oh, any agency that says “pay Us some money and we can fix or raise your credit score”, is preying on you. Without credit history, nothing else matters. Your ratios can change from week to week, the numbers only get reported once a month. But once you have credit history, you can drop and gain comparable points each month. YOU HAVE TO HAVE CREDIT HISTORY!!

    • @Matty80822
      @Matty80822 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@halalmeatz5644 you just made me want to become a drug dealer. jkjk

    • @cathychin1521
      @cathychin1521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Credit, the word is a scam to let people, banks, institutions earn interest from you the borrower. Better to have no credit or little credit history than high credit score.

  • @MusondaV
    @MusondaV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Trevor is a genius at accents

  • @lcatrn6850
    @lcatrn6850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    SA Husband and I love u, Trevor. I actually bought and read your book and it really helped me to understand a little bit of where HE came from based on what you wrote. Husband watches your TH-cam, and we saw something on one of the streaming channels. It was amazing to see your mother. I imagined someone so much bigger but she is petite!
    Some advice for you on how to develop your strengths into a success and how you found your strengths.

    • @lcatrn6850
      @lcatrn6850 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I meant from you! Not for you. I would like some advice from you Trevor on how to develop your strengths into a smash success.

  • @graces.499
    @graces.499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Our country" part though.. 😂😂😂
    His accent is always on point..

  • @simiankleurde1544
    @simiankleurde1544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I've seen this so many times and I forgot about all the Asian jokes. There was a lot of Asian jokes in this.

  • @ludwem1041
    @ludwem1041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Trevor "We've got 26 in English and there's still people going what comes after Q" Noah😂

  • @xuyahfish
    @xuyahfish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    10,000 characters is just for a basic vocabulary, to be more college educated it's more like 20,000 characters & there's more than that in existence.

  • @hcFDX
    @hcFDX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Characters in Chinese are largely associated with each other and they can be differentiated by the strokes on their side.

  • @devinewest9156
    @devinewest9156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    We need longer videos, they are just too good.

  • @ndabenhlendawonde8560
    @ndabenhlendawonde8560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1601

    Hello random person scrolling through the comments, I just wanted to take this time to say; Have a great day!

  • @marienicpon5605
    @marienicpon5605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Trevor....You are such a Blessing. I love you so much. You ALWAYS put a smile on my face and lift my spirits. PLEASE come to Australia. I will cook for you.😘

    • @petermachete5647
      @petermachete5647 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wow! I am South African too and therefore i will come with Trevor.

  • @divyalepakshi7864
    @divyalepakshi7864 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Every video of Trevor ⭐ has extra elements, he always keeps us surprised .

  • @tyronenthane9509
    @tyronenthane9509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Going to right a test
    I was so stressed, but now I feel like I’m gonna nail it after watching this😄😄😄

    • @microsofthoodie
      @microsofthoodie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hopefully it isn't an English test.

    • @dianedenham5259
      @dianedenham5259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@microsofthoodie 😂

    • @tyronenthane9509
      @tyronenthane9509 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ro fortunately it Accounting 😭😭

    • @O-moneyyy
      @O-moneyyy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hopefully it isnt a chinese test

  • @sugarplumfairy722
    @sugarplumfairy722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Cant begin to explain how happy I get when he uploads new vids.... ❤🤭

  • @mokugoh
    @mokugoh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    "Our" country part cracked me

  • @fishecllub3652
    @fishecllub3652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    How the heck did he manage to pull of a perfect American attempts to speak Chinese accent. I wouldn't be surprised if he turned out to be the one foreigner that could speak Chinese perfectly

    • @Matty80822
      @Matty80822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he's very sensitive to intonation probably because his diverse upbringing. if you ever meet someone that was born, raised, and almost never left their hometown and try to teach them any accent it is about as frustrating as trying to teach a cat tricks, but if you instead find bilinguals or people who often hear many types of accents in their home town, or someone who lived a long time in two places each with very distinct or different dialects, you'll find that they can not only understand non American accent English about 100x easier, they will get often very close to proper pronunciation in any new accent or language on their first attempt vs one accent person who will never roll an r even after 100 tries. I once had a chemistry professor from Columbia and everyone's snickering like hahaha can't understand a fucking thing he's saying and I'm dumbfounded like yeah, his accent is heavy but it's not that fucking hard, you can clearly tell every word he's saying in perfect grammar just with an accent. it was watching ignorance try to belittle someone who could speak magnitudes of more eloquent English but the takeaway point is those students truly couldn't understand him, and I had no problem even though that was probably the first Colombian accent I ever heard more than maybe some tv or one time acquaintances

  • @petermachete5647
    @petermachete5647 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Trevor Noah is infectious and there is no cure for him. The mistake we made was to watch just one of his comedy, then boom! you are addicted!

  • @AigleNoir12
    @AigleNoir12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I still remember Trevor Noah hosting the YOTV with Byron on SABC and having him on my tour at Monkeyland in the Crags, Plettenberg bay.

  • @Lia-dw2sr
    @Lia-dw2sr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    his valley girl joke was hilarious 😂 “im totally going to tweet about this OMG”

  • @iblaze1085
    @iblaze1085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    He's Chinese accent is like the guy from Hangover😂😂

    • @eb-andy16
      @eb-andy16 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That doesn't even sound like Chinese, no other meanings

    • @nishantnepal4927
      @nishantnepal4927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The acto however is Korean

  • @andylee7862
    @andylee7862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Trevor, you are really good! Thanks for the laugh buddy!

  • @dopekidrepublic
    @dopekidrepublic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "Oh sorry. You're not a bad driver, you're just Asian."

  • @TanyaSimchuk
    @TanyaSimchuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This thing about the credit history also amazed me, while living in the US :)))) And yes, Trevor Noah is surely the best at doing different accents (not the languages themselves, but accents are just fantastic :)))))))))

  • @the._.nabihouse
    @the._.nabihouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Trevor never fails to make me laugh

  • @michaelh2001
    @michaelh2001 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can’t wait to see him in New York! He’s priceless!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    "WERTY" comes after "Q", of course.. duh.
    🙄

  • @yuzon0224
    @yuzon0224 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very witty and comical and eloquent and can copy any accent lol😂 much respect sir

  • @lessablanca884
    @lessablanca884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    After binge watching his videos, I realized something, he is the epitome of perfect guy in your books and magazines.Tall, dark and of course handsome and hella hot, add in his intelligence and humor. Damn

  • @moukatvbangla
    @moukatvbangla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Trevor is always great. Love to see you.
    Love from Bangladesh.

  • @olivialou990
    @olivialou990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Hahah it’s so true that Chinese is the most difficult language, I still remember how almost every class we had in pre school and elementary school were all basically language learning, grammar and writing, up until like middle school. I can’t image how hard it is for foreigners, good luck!

  • @shirleyfleming264
    @shirleyfleming264 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shirley from Albertalands… So happy Trevor’s vignettes are on TH-cam…first morning ritual is to listen to one…I am old, but not dead yet! hope I never run out! Not me, the videos!💜😊👩🏼🙏

  • @greegypt2030
    @greegypt2030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love the throwback! Thanks, Trevor!

  • @trujdvs
    @trujdvs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Trevor is cool.. he has a pretty well cultured perspective. Thanks for sharing Mr. Noah

  • @hirrafa
    @hirrafa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    His conversation with Siri and GPS lady had me rolling from laughter 🤣🤣

  • @dtexdarkus
    @dtexdarkus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    “They must have the worst Sesame Street in the world”

  • @andrennenewell1553
    @andrennenewell1553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The best impressions are done by Trevor!

  • @granville7
    @granville7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Why do I have the distinct feeling Trevor isn't making a joke about this whole credit thing? Sounds all very much like the real thing.

    • @shalevedna
      @shalevedna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      G C no one in the world use the credit system like the American one. On the one hand it jumped the American economy to high heaven. On the other hand, it went overboard and the r oniony collapsed in 2008.

    • @wordforger
      @wordforger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because he isn't. There really are a lot of places where credit, not cash, is king.

  • @KenzoAngel
    @KenzoAngel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Trevor you make me laugh every single day 😆😆😆😆 Thank you 😘 Love from Paris 💋💋💋

  • @aghaphoenix6079
    @aghaphoenix6079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Siri only replies to the fancy English accent 😂😂

    • @runningfromabear8354
      @runningfromabear8354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If only. I have a British accent from the Home Counties and Siri doesn't understand me unless I'm in the UK and have switched my phone to British settings. That bitch doesn't care that people don't stay in their country of origin. It's also why I don't use drive through's.
      Me: "Could I have a bottle of water, please?"
      Employee on speaker: "I'm sorry, could you mind repeating that?"
      Me: "Bottle of water, please."
      EoS: ".... I'm sorry we don't have that."
      Me: "You don't have bottled water?"
      EoS: "I've never heard of it."
      Me: ".... What?" (disbelief)
      EoS: "I'm sorry, is there something else you would like?"
      Me: "Um... okay... Well, I could I have a Big Mac meal with... coffee and milk please?"
      EoS: "I'm sorry, you want what hun?"
      Me: (Resist urge to throw childish hissy fit) "You know what? I give up. I'm not that hungry. I'll... drink tap water when I get back."

    • @blissbenson3163
      @blissbenson3163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@runningfromabear8354 😀😀 this got me laughing so hard. I feel ur pain

    • @runningfromabear8354
      @runningfromabear8354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@blissbenson3163 I've lost weight leaving England.

    • @FS-me8mj
      @FS-me8mj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      siri's fitted for Californian accent

    • @Melissabydaylight
      @Melissabydaylight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@runningfromabear8354 I know this is beside the point but... have you tried faking the American accent?

  • @tkautzor
    @tkautzor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I came the US to buy a car that had not come in Europe and had exactly the same problem as Trevor with the salesman, he had no idea how to sell a car and only knew about leasing or financing. I had come with cash as I didn't have a US bank account and my credit card limit was below the price of the car. He told me the sale would not be possible. Finally, it was the owner of the dealership who said they would sell it to me and gladly accepted my cash payment.

    • @nanaf8887
      @nanaf8887 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      tkautzor what car?

    • @tkautzor
      @tkautzor 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nanaf8887 Nissan Pathfinder

    • @berofelo6921
      @berofelo6921 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      tkautzor 😱

  • @sarunlamichhane175
    @sarunlamichhane175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *You're a true man of culture*

  • @halovee.n
    @halovee.n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    5:51 Was that adorable or what?!

  • @rsj4548
    @rsj4548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    When i choked her , her voice was same lol
    That got be laughing hard lol

    • @jimsvideos7201
      @jimsvideos7201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That gag was probably in poor taste generally but he can squeeze some laughs out of it.

    • @rsj4548
      @rsj4548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jimsvideos7201 that trevor's talent lol his humour

    • @tripdiz1341
      @tripdiz1341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She loved it! 👐

    • @estherluciano9623
      @estherluciano9623 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe she enjoyed being choked 🤐

  • @ntumbulukotshabane1995
    @ntumbulukotshabane1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The last one had me rolling😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lenkaramsay9611
    @lenkaramsay9611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Trevor u are one special guy love ya Lady Lenka🇨🇿

  • @KiraAsakura14
    @KiraAsakura14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is actually true. Japanese, even the girls CAN, but not always, speak from their chest.
    Every listened to them cute animé virtual youtubers and you just suddenly hear a growling tiger.
    You're not confused. It's them. It's a special ability.

  • @utpalkhakhalary
    @utpalkhakhalary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Hey Trevah brah... Don't forget your accent 😉 😜

    • @vaw796
      @vaw796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣. Trevor had better retain his accent or that man will be after him 😆.

  • @lukamrk8760
    @lukamrk8760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Love you brother Noah .....from INDIA💞 pliz do come to India some day

  • @sinelizwimayedwa6450
    @sinelizwimayedwa6450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i love you so much trevor noah ❤️

  • @servantofChrist3
    @servantofChrist3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    John 3:16 "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life." Have a blessed day, brothers and sisters in Christ!

  • @lynnong2459
    @lynnong2459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolutely love you Trevor.