In the Ivory Coast, whenever you report a crime to the police, they will ask you for petrol money-it's the basic. If you're being burglared, they will ask for the numbers of burglars and ask you to neutralize 2/3 of the gang before they arrive. It's sad and funny. 🤣🤣🤣🤣. The fire brigade is more efficient though. Ivorians being cheeky will call the fire brigade to take off bee/wasp nest in their house instead of calling pest control (free>labour fees). Où sont mes frères et soeurs du 225 pour valider ?
@Felisha they are working on this issue. they realize it is a thing and happens more often than we are told. the best thing a kid can do is be persistent and to keep calling, then they are forced to be concerned. it just depends on the operator, some are better with children than others. im sorry you had that experience.
@Felisha That's terrible! Also another reason prank calling emergency numbers is an awful thing for people to do and there should be more awareness raised about this. But I feel that your story is an eye-opener to operators to never give up on a caller in case it's a real emergency. Hopefully people have been better trained since then because that's really tragic! :(
Felisha Maybe that’s why a lot of people now train their kids on what to say. I know a family that has a script posted on the door for their kids to read if they ever have to call 911. And that’s not a judgement on you. I was never trained and I nervous laugh, too. Luckily, I never had any medical emergency when calling 911 when I was young.
Let you suffer? How in the world are you a loving person? And why do you still believe your parents were ever correct in their assement and advice? Please elaborate. And, respond. But do not exaggerate this time. Please think.
@@keithgeiser you can't get it man because you can't relate ....to be a loving person you have to have the correct guidance....your parents probably hide you from this side as a result you never developed any sense....your more likely to put yourself in danger then most..
@@bahhumbug.6156 Like your handle says, bah humbug. Do you honestly think that leaving any living thing suffer is the safest way? I would never want your advice. A good hunter always thinks before he takes a life away and thinks before he speaks. You should try that. Thinking that is and not collusion.
as a kenyan i HATE when in a movie they have platters of food for breakfast then someone takes a bite and says " honey i got to dash for work" kisses his wife and leaves... WHAT!
not only in Africa; we were poor, when I grew up, and you could pile as much on your plate as you wanted.....but, boy, don't you DARE not to finish your plate... We did not believe in leftovers, and NOTHING got thrown away.
Yeah, that's fuckin' rude when your partner got up before you, woke the kids up, dressed them and made breakfeast for everyone and the other "person" simply runs through everything, barely a "good morning" and out in 30 seconds.
You got to wonder what kind of time management skills they have when they just needed to get up and change, and be too late for work if they eat properly LOL!
Trevor is a total entertainer. It's a pity that I learn about this remarkable performer only lately. I am now a big fan! Whoaa, he's a bundle of talent!
Taunic It’s not. If you stop addressing it, people are gonna forget. Look at the Holocaust deniers nowadays, and it’s only been 75 years. People are trying to forget it. Look at how people are trying to deny european colonisation and how horribly the colonisers treated the native people in all those countries
T M With your logic black lives matter doesn’t make any sense. Yunno sense there whole argument is that, because of slavery there is this crazy inequality and systemic racism and it’s all white peoples fault. If it’s really not about pointing blame and just moving forward then blm shouldn’t be a thing.
Z- Money It’s not my fault personally obviously because I wasn’t alive then. But it’s definitely not black peoples fault??? So yes, it’s our job as white people to change the system to treat every person like a human being
I love the insight Trevor brings to America about what's going on in other parts of the world and helping people understand that their normal is not everyone's normal, since Americans are often ignorant of what's happening on the rest of the planet. You can hear them slip up in news reports sometimes, saying something like "this is the biggest issue in the world right now" when in reality no other country is currently battling that issue.
@@mskyndraful not all of it!! This guy spews out hate agaisnt our country and Americans allow it!! He needs to go back to South Africa!! If you want to see an actually comedian instead of a wanna be like Trevor, look up Gabriel Iglesias!!
Seeing videos of American people get arrested for jaywalking really confuses me. In my country, even when you're about to cross a multi-laned avenue, you just don't go from the crossing. You look left, then right, if there are cars coming you look for a gap/calculate the time they need to reach your spot (or not, if you're a brave one) and just run like you're being chased by some crazy murderer with an axe.
In my country (it's not really a country, just a small island), the system was so fucked at some point that when I was walking with a friend, we tried to cross a road, the light was green for pedestrians but cars were just speeding around. We only were able to cross when the light turned red for pedestrians. I will never forget that.
I am pretty sure he was not allowed to come on air today, his last video got 5.4 million views as he was emotional about george floyd. This is a failed attempt to make people forget things, like they had gladiators in Roman times.
The 911 skit reminds me of when some white lately called the cops complaining that there was a goat in the park and the officer replied, "Is the goat doing a crime" #WoodstockGoat
I'm from Asia. One time we had a video conference with our team in north america and there was a birthday surprise for one of the members there and they sung the happy birthday song. My team in asia were trying our best not to laugh because the beat was so sad it really sounded like a funeral song. in our country we sing it fast and jolly while clapping to the beat then sing it a second time 2x faster. so we thought it was hilarious that they're singing it so sadly 😂
@Mary C Huh? Minor keys aren't hard on most instruments, it's just the 6th mode of a major. If you know your key signatures, it's super easy. Just convert it to major in your head (i.e., if you're playing in a minor, just play in CMaj, but start on A, it's exactly the same thing).
@Joseph King So, another conspiracy theorist? Check out the show on PBS that tells how you folks have a problem in the brain. Don't watch PBS? I'm not surprised. I suspect that you can't even spell it.
The first time we sang happy birthday to my son, he cried. In fact, I have witnessed friends children reacting the same way. I never thought of happy birthday as a sad song, but now I get it.
does it seen strange they (the MNA) tells you to sing the happy birthday song while you ws your hands.I agree we do need to wash hands after touching stuff, but WHY they chose the HB stupid FU&K ass song.
The thing I like about Trevor is that he's both funny and right. So many people are concerned only with being funny but you're just like, "yeah that would be funny if it were true" and sometimes people can be right but just straight up not funny. This guy nails both!
as someone who also grew up in South Africa, i also can't stand it when people waste food. every time i see youtubers or people on TV wasting food i get so frustrated, and turn it off.
His mother is a god damn super hero. Read his biography... i mean his life has been crazy, but the life of his mother is next level. She's the definition of honor and perseverance.
Both my kids when they were babies and we sang at their first birthday “happy birthday” cried hysterically and we’re so sad and now I really understand why😂😂😂
My Aunt is very emotional (she has spina bifida and still lives at my grandparents house) always cries during happy birthday so they don't sing it to her :(
@Ella Blun I mean why don't we still talk as follows? " my birthday is but a Fortnight from the morrow, whomst will be sending a parcel of celebration?" Languages change over time. Get over it. We'll be writing in symbols before you know it.
you should see his old youtube video's it started on a couch 😂 Edit: I can't find it anymore but he had his own youtube thing before he got famous. if some one finds it please share thanks.
Yeah I couldn’t recognise the background neither and was looking at the upload date again and again before I realised he surely went back to the studio 😂
Really, Hes a puppet for CNN and the Democratic party. He reads what is put in front of him. Anyone that disrespects a country that has given him a better life is an idiot.
@Issa Wheeler DUDE I’m an American who believes people can shit on the government if they want to. There was a point in time where the British killed Americans (before they considered independent and Americans) because they spoke out against them and spread anti government propaganda. The British I’m sure believed that they were giving the Americans a good life and thought the people who spoke out against them should be punished. So, when Americans became independent they made sure to include free speech in their laws. People can spread whatever propaganda they want for a reason. America doesn’t ”give” people a better life. People work hard, Make their own damn money, and build their own damn empires here. American law gives you the opportunity to do many things that other countries might not allow, like use of free speech, but people give themselves a better life, or the people around them who care about them do.
What we have been doing in Africa since the beginning: -Avocado on toast -Tiny house movement -Vegan diet -Cous cous - Practising mindfulness and living in the moment. -chickens in our backyard. And also goats. -Goats are cool. -natural fibre clothing. -natural medicine -organic food.
EDIT: I read it America not Africa, sorry I was coming off a 24hrs shift with no sleep, but I won't delete the original post so I don't confuse people I'm sorry but that fluffy thing you eat is not couscous, this is coming from a Moroccan, the birthing place of couscous, and we have it every friday
@@Night_Owlette_30 I understand Moroccans claim Arab ethnicity and heritage amongst other things. But it is still very much a part of Africa. I am curious, do Moroccans generally exclude themselves from being African?
Holy lord Jesus Christ the soccer commentator was the most relatable thing I have ever seen. As a prem fan from USA and is Hispanic, I get a mix of all 3
I love hearing all countries compared to the United States because the United States is supposed to be this beacon on a hill. We're supposed to have be the gold standard of civilization. And look at all this stupid crap going on without any leadership from the White House. Trump is just a third rate Putin
Africa is a continent and he is not from all of africa he is from **south africa** yes some experience might be the same but dont compare africa a continent to a country karen
Bwahahaha! That's how my mom was for me... And for my son: Don't let that baby get near that fire! Meanwhile me and my siblings all have 2nd degree burns!
Saw a food fight in TV once and replicated with my friends at school. The teacher made us pick up every single grain of rice and we had to count them. We spent three days cleaning the classroom. It was in a privilege private school in Haiti. We were young and had no idea we were in a terribly poor country because our families were comfortable/wealthy. We were taught about hunger that day.
I respect him big deal for not forgetting his origins and what matters in South Africa, he is right about talking about an issue sometimes all it takes to solve it out!
@@rswife777, I can't possibly sympathize with you, having been on the opposite side of those eyes. I haven't had sex in over a decade. Your complaints fall on deaf ears. Lonely, forlorn, deaf ears.
@Toby Allis The diversity I reference here is Trevor, who lived in another country, making humourous comparisons to what he's experienced here in the US. These differences are refreshing and insightful. If I am around, watch, listen to people who look like me and have had the same/similar experiences as me it can grow a bit stale. I enjoy both: same and difference. Diversity to me is experiencing directly and/or learning from others, like I did listening to Trevor, who experienced things I have not.
He's a natural intellectual, I love listening to this more than anything, he just speaks from his heart and it comes out brilliantly with common sense. I hope he goes on to do even greater things, he is a voice of much-needed reason.
Perhaps for Americans Trevor is just hilarious, but for all the international audience of the Daily Show is also a guy who shares our surprise to the the deeply weird things your society has. Most talkshow hosts just ignore them, but Trevor is like "Oh no this shit's weird"
I'm from St. Vincent and I picked up on a couple of things he said before watching this. This is the first time, though, that I'm hearing of a government shutdown.
All societies are “weird” in one way or another. Many of us in the U.S., especially those who’ve traveled or have lived in culturally diverse cities, have picked up on some of our strange customs and predominant beliefs. And yes, our chickens are way too big. They’ve been genetically modified to grow really fast in a short amount of time. It’s actually pretty cruel, but government and big time ag lobbyists have played a significant role in keeping the public blind regarding where the food comes from (ag-gag laws). People are very detached and it’s frustrating. Overall, the United States is a wonderful country despite its cruel history (as is true with many countries). Things are changing, albeit slowly, but there is progress :)
@@kel5710 Sure, every country looks weird to any other by nature. It wasn't an attack, It is just that since american culture is so widespread we tend to take it as the measuring yard for 'normal' behavior and social norms, and it just shouldn't. The acceptance of diversity should be the measure.
@@opheliabeendead yeah... I'm not Russian, but I just looked it up and it's, like, the exact opposite (unless I looked up the wrong version). The lyrics literally say "it's sad that a birthday only happens once per year"
I felt off ever since the news of George Floyd got out. I didnt think it was ok to have fun at this type of time. Thank you Trevor for the video. It got my spirits back up again😁
Trevor Noah has a way of bringing social & cultural issues to the forefront that makes us think, yet he brings it all together with laughter! We need more laughter & joy during the difficult times so we can appreciate them more during the good times! Thank you, Trevor Noah & your Team!
What I love about him he doesn't only do stand up comedy and do joke in his show but talk about serious issues and raise arguments that actually make sense, sharing awareness to the people who watch him while making everyone laugh.
Called once to finnish fire department because there was a cat in a tree at our summer cottage. They responded: "We have never seen a dead cat in a tree, have a nice day"
As a South Asian I also didn't get the food fight scenes it was so illogical to me and we didn't think it was fun or hilarious. It was literally just a waste of food and getting messy clothes, lol South Asian parents would smack you if you came home with clothes that dirty
@@hannahwalmer1124 I'd assume from portuguese speaking africa if Tânia santos' name is her real one. If answering that makes it better for you... But it's not like there was anything wrong in the first place with her pointing out that she is from the African continent, so I don't understand your tone. Completely pointless to be this rude.
@@aishaarshadalam3412 I relate to both of you as a South American (lol it's across three continents already in this comment chain, I wonder who else might feel discomfort from those things). If people ever tried to "food fight" here (like kids at school) they would just end up eating it, which is a lot more fun and less stress with cleaning up later.
Yes because we all know the world shares it's food with everyone but africa because the world is racist right. That's why africa has a food shortage. Not for reasons belonging to africa and not for reasons in common with other places in the world where there is a GREATER food shortage like say... Asia. Because Africa right. When people in california get bored with wheatgrass they fall back on... oh the starving children in africa. Meanwhile they starve because of a deeply inherent hostility towards one another through millennia of tribalism as a way of live, annihilating anything that flowered in it's way. And whoever flagged my last comment without responding to it, IS A FUCKING COWARD. IF YOU CANNOT CHALLENGE ME IN A FUCKING COMMENT ON THE INTERNET SUCH THAT YOU HAVE TO USE THE RESOURCES THAT HAPPEN TO BE AVAILABLE TO YOU TO TRY TO SHUT ME UP WITHOUT MEETING THE CHALLENGE, YOU ARE A FUCKING COWARD AND EVERYTHING I DESPISE. AND LIKE I SAID IN THE LAST COMMENT WHICH GOT REMOVED I AM A SOUTH AFRICAN.
i agree that that's true but i have the exact same conversations with international students at my uni.. just having people from a different background or country causes these kinds of long conversations because you have so many things to compare and common things to discover.
We/they can let the air out in a smirk though lol which helps. I see they mostly do but the grip guy can actually laugh like an audience member it looks. 😂
11:17 well, the Europeans didn’t just say that to Africans, They did that pretty much everywhere they colonised, I’m an Indian and I can relate to that 😂😂😂
i was gonna write the same thing nd funny thing is current generation of british still believe their rule was a blessing to India. They wud b slapped in india for this now.
I had the exact same thing, I grew up in Germany & coming to America when I was 18, was INSANE. I watched the news & they had a report on a local cat on tv - they have zero global coverage. In Germany you get global events first thing in the morning, like every news program was about global news & then local. In America, it's only local, it's really nuts. I did geek out the first time I ordered pizza. At the time Germany didn't have any pizza delivery, no food delivery, like unless you were assigned to a disability food delivery thing. So the first time I ordered pizza it was from Pizza Hut & they were like "What would you like?" and I was like ... "pizza!" and they were like "yea, what kind?" I was like ... "uh, what?" and they were so patient with me, bless her heart - patiently explained what pizza was & different toppings. It was the best food I ever tasted. That was 20 yrs ago I still love Pizza Hut, and the news is still fucked. I had the same exact issue with buffalo wings, I thought it was buffalo too. Bless you & thank you for speaking up on everything, you're appreciated. ♥
Kitten -- you were watching the LOCAL news. Of course there is no global coverage on the local news. There are two separate news programs. One is strictly local and the other is national and international.
@@peterpiper7441 How do people choose what to watch I mean local vs national)? And does local news cover what's happening nationally as well or only the local news?
I adore him. He says "Volkswagen" the correct way, with a German tongue (as it is a German word), then re-says it for the Americans in their dialect. 14:16
I prefer "Folksvoggen" vs. "Vokeswaggen", but you should see the looks I get here in America when I pronounce it the correct way. Then again, a white complained to me when I was briefly talking with an Ethiopian clerk at a 7-Eleven, "What are you doin' talkin' to him?" I think the clerk and I looked at each other and I thought, "White guy, because the Ethiopian is more polite and more intelligent than you are." (Btw, I'm also white.) Sometimes I wish I had brown skin or black skin instead of pink skin. I'd feel alot less ashamed.
Me too. I happened to have the captions on & it correctly translated the American pronunciation but made a complete hash of Trevor's SA / correct version.😆
I love how he said it correctly first then "corrected" himself by mispronouncing it so the US audience would know what he was referring to lol. As a South African the mispronounciation grates me so much lol.
CFox it means senators or people in positions of power still get paid their salaries, but everyone else? Nope sorry regular employees don't. The American way!
Alex Martin Yep. It’s super frustrating. If there was a policy in place that kept them from shutting down unless they suffered the same consequences then shit would actually get done. Same goes for their healthcare. They don’t care to work toward a viable solution because they don’t have to pay like the rest of us. Way too many perks. It’s disgusting.
Caller: “There’s a man in the park... he looks suspicious.”
Police: “Okay, go and ask him what he is doing.”
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In the Ivory Coast, whenever you report a crime to the police, they will ask you for petrol money-it's the basic. If you're being burglared, they will ask for the numbers of burglars and ask you to neutralize 2/3 of the gang before they arrive. It's sad and funny. 🤣🤣🤣🤣. The fire brigade is more efficient though. Ivorians being cheeky will call the fire brigade to take off bee/wasp nest in their house instead of calling pest control (free>labour fees). Où sont mes frères et soeurs du 225 pour valider ?
@Felisha they are working on this issue. they realize it is a thing and happens more often than we are told. the best thing a kid can do is be persistent and to keep calling, then they are forced to be concerned. it just depends on the operator, some are better with children than others. im sorry you had that experience.
@Felisha That's terrible! Also another reason prank calling emergency numbers is an awful thing for people to do and there should be more awareness raised about this. But I feel that your story is an eye-opener to operators to never give up on a caller in case it's a real emergency. Hopefully people have been better trained since then because that's really tragic! :(
Felisha Maybe that’s why a lot of people now train their kids on what to say. I know a family that has a script posted on the door for their kids to read if they ever have to call 911.
And that’s not a judgement on you. I was never trained and I nervous laugh, too. Luckily, I never had any medical emergency when calling 911 when I was young.
He is not telling the truth, it was for you to lol
I'm in SA, 10111 response just fair
"Let the cat suffer it will never do it again"
Exactly how my parents raised me.
Aman
And I bet you're a great person now.
Let you suffer? How in the world are you a loving person? And why do you still believe your parents were ever correct in their assement and advice? Please elaborate. And, respond. But do not exaggerate this time. Please think.
@@keithgeiser you can't get it man because you can't relate ....to be a loving person you have to have the correct guidance....your parents probably hide you from this side as a result you never developed any sense....your more likely to put yourself in danger then most..
@@bahhumbug.6156 Like your handle says, bah humbug. Do you honestly think that leaving any living thing suffer is the safest way? I would never want your advice. A good hunter always thinks before he takes a life away and thinks before he speaks. You should try that. Thinking that is and not collusion.
The happy birthday song that Trevor had his mom sing to him is the most wholesome thing I’ve heard in quarantine
SaiMaey yes that was so weird to hear lmao but u never know I am a BOT
We should all forget that depressing birthday song and start using Trevor's song instead. 😆
I’m American and that’s how we would sing it and then there’s a Spanish version we sang in church. Not that melody though lol
my whole life is all a lie, the classic happy birthday song that we all sing is actually a death song
It was glad he ignores the fact he was brought up during apartheid and that Americans were celebrating love of mixed cultures before he was thought of
He’s so right about happy birthday being an awful song.
Nearly any song from other languages sounds happier.
We only sing the black version.
But the writer / composers family is filthy rich
@@TucBroder the song is public domain which means it's free for anyone to use.
Ikr... always felt it sucks
In Nigeria, a joke about the police is that they close by 6pm for "security reasons".
It literally crack me up
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hahaha, that's a good one.
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I love how the camera crew is laughing at his jokes
you do know there's a audience
Would it be ok to laugh at white people making jokes on black people?
Yeah, someone has to
Jacob Boisrond No the camera man moving around behind Noah laughs at some of his jokes too when he’s on the screen
@@katehicks4714 if the joke is good
as a kenyan i HATE when in a movie they have platters of food for breakfast then someone takes a bite and says " honey i got to dash for work" kisses his wife and leaves... WHAT!
not only in Africa; we were poor, when I grew up, and you could pile as much on your plate as you wanted.....but, boy, don't you DARE not to finish your plate... We did not believe in leftovers, and NOTHING got thrown away.
Yeah, that's fuckin' rude when your partner got up before you, woke the kids up, dressed them and made breakfeast for everyone and the other "person" simply runs through everything, barely a "good morning" and out in 30 seconds.
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You got to wonder what kind of time management skills they have when they just needed to get up and change, and be too late for work if they eat properly LOL!
Oh my gosh! I've seen that as well! Clean plates are such an African thing! 🇧🇼
Trevor is a total entertainer. It's a pity that I learn about this remarkable performer only lately. I am now a big fan! Whoaa, he's a bundle of talent!
Read his book. It's great!
It's not a pity, really. You have a lot of hours of great fun ahead of you while getting caught up!
You must Google his South African shows, some of its political, but most of its just hilarious.
@@swdshchck I love how you think
@@robbymonaco3738 Seconded, it’s fantastic!
"people think it's about assigning blame, but it's not. it's about addressing what happened so that everyone can move forward"
I think everyone is aware of what has happened in the past. It's on the news every day.
Taunic It’s not. If you stop addressing it, people are gonna forget. Look at the Holocaust deniers nowadays, and it’s only been 75 years. People are trying to forget it.
Look at how people are trying to deny european colonisation and how horribly the colonisers treated the native people in all those countries
T M With your logic black lives matter doesn’t make any sense. Yunno sense there whole argument is that, because of slavery there is this crazy inequality and systemic racism and it’s all white peoples fault. If it’s really not about pointing blame and just moving forward then blm shouldn’t be a thing.
Z- Money It’s not my fault personally obviously because I wasn’t alive then. But it’s definitely not black peoples fault??? So yes, it’s our job as white people to change the system to treat every person like a human being
garbage
Trevor is such a great story teller. I love hearing about his mum.
Have you read his "born a crime"?
@@royalwithoutcrown161 I listened to the audio book
Gotta love Patricia
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Jk kinda wholesome
His American accent when impersonating a sports announcer is too perfect
His English one was spot on too.
He's good with accents
It caught me so off guard it was incredible
volkswagen~ to VOHLKsWAhGon
His Hugh Jackman is great, too.
As a South African, that "How will your cat learn?" Is very accurate 😂 that's how our parents are to us too
Funny part is that I read this comment in my mother’s accent
Trevor is a Gift from South Africa to the World!!
Drew Secky Totally
Elon Must also
We are glad to have him for sure
A gift to Democrats especially Trump haters.
He's a curse for Republicans and those who love Trump.
RED PILL PORTAL 😳🤔🙄
I love the insight Trevor brings to America about what's going on in other parts of the world and helping people understand that their normal is not everyone's normal, since Americans are often ignorant of what's happening on the rest of the planet. You can hear them slip up in news reports sometimes, saying something like "this is the biggest issue in the world right now" when in reality no other country is currently battling that issue.
No he actually don't! He is anti American
Hes an idiot
RANS87IROCZ -no he’s not🙄🙄
Issa Wheeler .. you took the time to watch the idiot though soooooo 🖕🏽
@@mskyndraful not all of it!! This guy spews out hate agaisnt our country and Americans allow it!! He needs to go back to South Africa!! If you want to see an actually comedian instead of a wanna be like Trevor, look up Gabriel Iglesias!!
I called the greek "911" when someone was breaking into my house, and they told me that they will come by tomorrow
alex k Don’t leave us hanging! What happened?
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@@starkheart4441 I told them, no I am home alone, you have to come now, they came after 45 min
@@alexandrak7854 thats rough, buddy
people say that if you order a pizza after you call the cops, the pizza man will get there first. #merica
Anyone else impressed by his many accents.
Bro I am not a person for celebrities and shit, but I really would love to meet this dude. Man seems like a true down to earth person.
Only extremely
No. It doesn't impress me anymore, I just go "ah, this must be Trevor Noah".
I had to double check if it was actually him doing the British sports commentator.
I heard him speaking German very well. Impressive guy!
Seeing videos of American people get arrested for jaywalking really confuses me. In my country, even when you're about to cross a multi-laned avenue, you just don't go from the crossing. You look left, then right, if there are cars coming you look for a gap/calculate the time they need to reach your spot (or not, if you're a brave one) and just run like you're being chased by some crazy murderer with an axe.
Lol same
Absolutely right!!
Yea, and if you die, it's your own fault. No-one gona arrest you for endangering yourself
So true
In my country (it's not really a country, just a small island), the system was so fucked at some point that when I was walking with a friend, we tried to cross a road, the light was green for pedestrians but cars were just speeding around. We only were able to cross when the light turned red for pedestrians. I will never forget that.
i feel like trevor noah is the cool older cousin who tries to distract us when our parents ugly fight
😂😂😂😂I saw this and I was like....Yeeesss😂😂😂
I feel you 😂
I am pretty sure he was not allowed to come on air today, his last video got 5.4 million views as he was emotional about george floyd. This is a failed attempt to make people forget things, like they had gladiators in Roman times.
Why are there so many people of colour in Harlem?
@@Tiffany-lq9nw haha was gonna say that too.
The 911 skit reminds me of when some white lately called the cops complaining that there was a goat in the park and the officer replied, "Is the goat doing a crime" #WoodstockGoat
Haha, I saw that go down on facebook as well! A golden day in Cape Town social media.
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He's not wrong, "Happy Birthday" sounds like a goddamned funeral march.
I never let it be sung and if someone tries I start clapping to speed it up. It’s so bizarre!!!!
Have you heard of the birthday dirge?
I'm from Asia. One time we had a video conference with our team in north america and there was a birthday surprise for one of the members there and they sung the happy birthday song. My team in asia were trying our best not to laugh because the beat was so sad it really sounded like a funeral song.
in our country we sing it fast and jolly while clapping to the beat then sing it a second time 2x faster. so we thought it was hilarious that they're singing it so sadly 😂
Listen to the grim reaper song, the birthday song and the bride's wedding song
@Mary C Huh? Minor keys aren't hard on most instruments, it's just the 6th mode of a major. If you know your key signatures, it's super easy. Just convert it to major in your head (i.e., if you're playing in a minor, just play in CMaj, but start on A, it's exactly the same thing).
Fantastic therapy thank u,for making a old black guy laugh so HARD,my Dentures flew out of my mouth.
😂😂😂 oh the visual
I just had a huge fight at home. This video was therapy.
Shit im a 34 yr old white chick (who also had a VW beetle w/ kinks Trevor haha) & he also had me rolling! 🤣
you are my hero today, sir XD
He has the most soothing voice. A lot of comedians come of as pretty abrasive and loud but his voice is like a funny lullaby.
And he is brilliant AND as cute as a Disney character. Love him.
@Joseph King what's the agenda?
@@lthompson3713 yes
@Joseph King So, another conspiracy theorist? Check out the show on PBS that tells how you folks have a problem in the brain. Don't watch PBS? I'm not surprised. I suspect that you can't even spell it.
don't mind him, he's just Joe King
i get why kids cry when you start singing happybirthday
I understand but i never did it, i always felt awkward when someone sung it to me because its just too much attention
Lets use the regular show version of happy birtheay from now on
@@guzmaamzugsi4 I second that motion
Lmao right?!!? I laughed so much.
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Everybody loves the Latino commentator just for, "GOOOOAAALLL!"
Gollaaaaazzzoooo de lionel meeeeeeeeeeesssssiii
GGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL
I swear these guys aren't breathin.
I know right
Arabs are like that too 😂
@@Kuid4or3 i can hear your comment! Golgolgollll gol de meeeeessi!!!
yes.
I am a proud South African...they will actually come after 4 hours claiming they couldnt find your street🤷
In Nigeria, they wouldn’t even be able to place a call
@@adaobiuzo4907 you call them at midnight and they arrive at 3 am claiming there was traffic
You call them Thursday they come 3 days saying they forgot 🙄...like y😂
Honestly I don't even bother calling anymore
Lol, right? I keep track on how long they take sometimes.
The first time we sang happy birthday to my son, he cried. In fact, I have witnessed friends children reacting the same way. I never thought of happy birthday as a sad song, but now I get it.
then you know what to do; sing the Donald Duck birthday song in the future 😉
It scares thecrap out of kids, I hated it, feared it, I was right!
@Pink and Black Girl NO KIDDING, THAT IS THE dEATH eATHERS MARCHING SONG
@Pink and Black Girl HOLY CRAP.....
does it seen strange they (the MNA) tells you to sing the happy birthday song while you ws your hands.I agree we do need to wash hands after touching stuff, but WHY they chose the HB stupid FU&K ass song.
I can’t un-see the death prediction in the happy birthday song now
Same😂😂😂💙💚
😂😂
Fun fact: it's not prediction. Just annual reminders that your time is reducing.
@@MollyHJohns yeah, birthday music is depressing
@@hellenhardy3144 also why I don't celebrate my own birthday since I reach my twenties, up till now. I don't see the point lol.
The thing I like about Trevor is that he's both funny and right. So many people are concerned only with being funny but you're just like, "yeah that would be funny if it were true" and sometimes people can be right but just straight up not funny. This guy nails both!
as someone who also grew up in South Africa, i also can't stand it when people waste food. every time i see youtubers or people on TV wasting food i get so frustrated, and turn it off.
I think it's unacceptable, too.
Yes it is unacceptable..
Not only South Africa I think Africans in general have a big issue with food wastage. Whether their rich or poor😂😂
That is appalling to me!
Hannah Okuk food wasting happens which is normal but the youtubers with their more excessive and unnecessary wasting is a lot worse
Trevor Noah is the funniest, sweetest, all around the most likeable person I have ever seen. Love you Trevor
Me too
Poor soul, Trevor Noah is nothing more then a leftis brainwashing tv host
i didnt know he is not Anerican, no wonder!
Shame he can't be President. He'd win so easily.
VelocyTaptor poor you, then why are you watching him?
Between the happy-Happy birthday song and no-wasting food movies, I feel like his mom is quite a stand up lady
His mother is a god damn super hero. Read his biography... i mean his life has been crazy, but the life of his mother is next level. She's the definition of honor and perseverance.
@@JackieGian Currently planning to buy his book btw
@@marianakiselova6913 you won't regret it
@@JackieGianright now I'm reading his book. Its a rideee
And his Granny
'Trevor Noah ' the only man I can watch for hours without getting bored.
You should also watch Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert
OMG yes. His videos are probably the ones I allow to play when my TH-cam autoplay is on
@Jay Bee
Whatever hater
Jay Bee shut up troll
And! The! Dimples! ❤️
That “disobeying the white man” crosswalk joke was bloody brilliant.
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@dood lawl 581 folks say otherwise
@dood lawl 600 people thought it too though lol
"i wasnt there i didnt do slavery!"
"dude youre 37 calm down"
absolute gold
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8:37
ABSOLUTE GOLD!!! 😩😊😊😊
@@onlyplayerseattacoswiththe1613 I have. There's an active KKK chapter near me in CLE 216
@@expertexcavatinginc Weird - haven't they figured out by now that joining the police gives them much more options ?
the fact that he keeps being his own fun self and entertain his audience BETWEEN the scenes omg he's such a cool person i love him
Both my kids when they were babies and we sang at their first birthday “happy birthday” cried hysterically and we’re so sad and now I really understand why😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I CANNNNOT stop laughing
My baby sisters cry all the time once people’s birthdays come by and this explains it all😂😂😭
Ella Blun Depends on the American as well as the fact that some people don’t feel the need to put that much effort in the comments of social media.
My Aunt is very emotional (she has spina bifida and still lives at my grandparents house) always cries during happy birthday so they don't sing it to her :(
@Ella Blun I mean why don't we still talk as follows?
" my birthday is but a Fortnight from the morrow, whomst will be sending a parcel of celebration?"
Languages change over time. Get over it. We'll be writing in symbols before you know it.
The World has changed so much I've forgotten that Trevor used to not shoot his videos on a couch.
He should cut his hair and wear a suit at home. I miss his suits.
you should see his old youtube video's it started on a couch 😂
Edit: I can't find it anymore but he had his own youtube thing before he got famous. if some one finds it please share thanks.
Yeah I couldn’t recognise the background neither and was looking at the upload date again and again before I realised he surely went back to the studio 😂
is he bi racial???
@@eduardochavacano yep!
USA should count themselves lucky to have this man on the Daily. hope all his efforts actually wake people the F up
Wake people up to what?
Why didn't he wake people up about CHAZ? You know black teens are shot there?
Really, Hes a puppet for CNN and the Democratic party. He reads what is put in front of him. Anyone that disrespects a country that has given him a better life is an idiot.
Let me guess your from Africa and you went to the USA for a better life.
@Issa Wheeler DUDE I’m an American who believes people can shit on the government if they want to. There was a point in time where the British killed Americans (before they considered independent and Americans) because they spoke out against them and spread anti government propaganda. The British I’m sure believed that they were giving the Americans a good life and thought the people who spoke out against them should be punished. So, when Americans became independent they made sure to include free speech in their laws. People can spread whatever propaganda they want for a reason. America doesn’t ”give” people a better life. People work hard, Make their own damn money, and build their own damn empires here. American law gives you the opportunity to do many things that other countries might not allow, like use of free speech, but people give themselves a better life, or the people around them who care about them do.
This is why listening to people from other cultures is important. They see weird things in our culture a lot better than we do.
A germ across the sea is visible, an elephant on an eyelid is not
This is one of the funniest men, and his jokes are nothing but the hard core truths in a funny way.
He's brilliant.
Yep. A very accurate depiction of a South African transaction. I was asked to investigate a burglary I was reporting myself once 😅
SAPS is useless
Haha that's crazy!
Haii you've seen it all😅
😂
same here in Cameroon. 🤣🤣
What we have been doing in Africa since the beginning:
-Avocado on toast
-Tiny house movement
-Vegan diet
-Cous cous
- Practising mindfulness and living in the moment.
-chickens in our backyard. And also goats. -Goats are cool.
-natural fibre clothing.
-natural medicine
-organic food.
EDIT: I read it America not Africa, sorry I was coming off a 24hrs shift with no sleep, but I won't delete the original post so I don't confuse people
I'm sorry but that fluffy thing you eat is not couscous, this is coming from a Moroccan, the birthing place of couscous, and we have it every friday
@@Night_Owlette_30 yeah cous cous is Morrocan but Morocco is in Africa (North Africa to be exact) and he was talking about what happens in Africa
@@Night_Owlette_30 where do u think Marocco is fam? Asia?
@@Night_Owlette_30 😅 now where is Morocco..
@@Night_Owlette_30 I understand Moroccans claim Arab ethnicity and heritage amongst other things. But it is still very much a part of Africa. I am curious, do Moroccans generally exclude themselves from being African?
In samoa, the inmates get to go home in the weekend so that they may attend church. Interestingly, they all return Monday. 🤣🤣🤣
I’m going to guess that church has that strong an effect on them
this is the most interesting thing i've read all week.
Trevor Noah is one of the most articulate people I have ever heard. I love listening to him
"We are starving in Africa, why are they wasting food!"
Dude, that was an amazing watch.
Especially when they have food fights. In Namibia I have never seen a food fight
@@kavejambuahijarunguru9657 Yeah I’m an American though and I’ve never seen a food fight, it’s more of a thing on movies and shows.
💥 Relive all the action against Iceland!
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@@kavejambuahijarunguru9657 It never happens, and I am pretty sure the food is fake But its mostly 6th graders doing weed
Guy Not America alone, other powerful nation's also fuck does be the continent of Africa.
Trevor deserves his success, he is so brilliant
We love you Trevor! !
100% his eloquence in delivering hard subjects truly shines everytime ! He totally deserves it 😊🙌
Hasanali Akhmedov anden wena?
What was THAT WALK BY 👺😱💥🤪
I totally agree that he is brilliant!!!
Holy lord Jesus Christ the soccer commentator was the most relatable thing I have ever seen. As a prem fan from USA and is Hispanic, I get a mix of all 3
“Let the kitty suffer and he’ll never do it again” Hahahaha 😂
But that's true tho xD
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I love hearing Trevor's view of how Africa vs america is in his experience.
I love hearing all countries compared to the United States because the United States is supposed to be this beacon on a hill. We're supposed to have be the gold standard of civilization. And look at all this stupid crap going on without any leadership from the White House. Trump is just a third rate Putin
@@mwara2444 america is more of gold digger than gold standard.
Haha puds.
Africa is a continent and he is not from all of africa he is from **south africa** yes some experience might be the same but dont compare africa a continent to a country karen
@@markfish2012 💯💯
"Your gonna judge me, but I judge you back." im dying
"Let your cat fall he will never do it again" 😂😂😂😂 the truth in this 😭 "pikin wey fire don burn no go put hand again"
Bwahahaha! That's how my mom was for me...
And for my son: Don't let that baby get near that fire!
Meanwhile me and my siblings all have 2nd degree burns!
Hahahahahahaha I can tell you're from Cameroon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@rolly6926 😅😅 no, Nigeria.
@@alanreddy4300 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nigerian? My mum is Ethiopian and Nigerian lol
Trevor! My family has sung the Donald Duck bday song since the 80's!!! I thought we were the only ones who remembered it! ♥️😂♥️
Who else feels like the happy birthday song is like a funeral song after watching this video
also.. feels like a pagan ritual shit. 😂
welp you haven't heard the Austrian anthem... we are used to funeral songs sold as inspiration xD
just listened to the donald duck one and he's not wrong that shit is lit
Still dying
Yes
"Then how will your cat *learn*?"
I died lolol
not funny
@@truthmustprevail8864 Try living in lagos, There are actually people like that. I lived how accurate it was
@@truthmustprevail8864 I was raised with this philosophy 😂 You wanna eat fire? Fine, you'll tell me what it tastes like (if you dare)
The camera guys having fun while filming Trevor 😂 they got a good job 👏🏻 😂
Saw a food fight in TV once and replicated with my friends at school. The teacher made us pick up every single grain of rice and we had to count them. We spent three days cleaning the classroom.
It was in a privilege private school in Haiti. We were young and had no idea we were in a terribly poor country because our families were comfortable/wealthy.
We were taught about hunger that day.
*respect*
All respect to the teacher
@Bobs Vegana nice wholesome comments then there's you.
Dang good teacher
I love all his anecdotes from Africa. They are genuinely entertaining.
Please, South Africa - not Africa.
@@trist359 bro it doesn't matter
@@trist359 and where do you think South Africa is?
@@trist359 jajajajajqja NOO norwey. stupid.
@@thesouthvibe7026 Bru, it does. We not Egyptians.
I respect him big deal for not forgetting his origins and what matters in South Africa, he is right about talking about an issue sometimes all it takes to solve it out!
No lie, the happy birthday song sounds like a horror movie background 😂
Anyone else *SHOOK* when Trevor seamlessly switched to the American Accent? 6:18
Edit: His accent game is strong
...The camera man, sliding in behind him, noticed it too before he just as silently slipped back out...
He is that good.
Yeah we got Mel Blanc here
That was not only American, but also white American :)
" i never looked in somebody's eyes and seen sex get erased" lmao trevor always making me laugh omg
🤣🤣🤣so funny
I've def looked into someone's eyes and wished I could have erased the sex.🤣
@@rswife777 Same. 😂
@@rswife777,
I can't possibly sympathize with you, having been on the opposite side of those eyes. I haven't had sex in over a decade. Your complaints fall on deaf ears. Lonely, forlorn, deaf ears.
That’s soooo funny!
And this, my friends, is why we need diversity in our lives. Different perspectives give us new thoughts. And sometimes highlight similarities.
Which is why South Africans miss Trevor the most (other than his family).
@Toby Allis The diversity I reference here is Trevor, who lived in another country, making humourous comparisons to what he's experienced here in the US. These differences are refreshing and insightful. If I am around, watch, listen to people who look like me and have had the same/similar experiences as me it can grow a bit stale. I enjoy both: same and difference. Diversity to me is experiencing directly and/or learning from others, like I did listening to Trevor, who experienced things I have not.
South Africa is super diverse, yaay!
He's a natural intellectual, I love listening to this more than anything, he just speaks from his heart and it comes out brilliantly with common sense. I hope he goes on to do even greater things, he is a voice of much-needed reason.
The best groupings of fun and laughter. I love seeing America through Trevor's eyes.
Perhaps for Americans Trevor is just hilarious, but for all the international audience of the Daily Show is also a guy who shares our surprise to the the deeply weird things your society has. Most talkshow hosts just ignore them, but Trevor is like "Oh no this shit's weird"
I'm from St. Vincent and I picked up on a couple of things he said before watching this. This is the first time, though, that I'm hearing of a government shutdown.
All societies are “weird” in one way or another. Many of us in the U.S., especially those who’ve traveled or have lived in culturally diverse cities, have picked up on some of our strange customs and predominant beliefs. And yes, our chickens are way too big. They’ve been genetically modified to grow really fast in a short amount of time. It’s actually pretty cruel, but government and big time ag lobbyists have played a significant role in keeping the public blind regarding where the food comes from (ag-gag laws). People are very detached and it’s frustrating. Overall, the United States is a wonderful country despite its cruel history (as is true with many countries). Things are changing, albeit slowly, but there is progress :)
@@kel5710 oh hell no man, I've been around as well, you guys are way werider...
@@Moe3ter Weirdness is just in in our DNA.
@@kel5710 Sure, every country looks weird to any other by nature. It wasn't an attack, It is just that since american culture is so widespread we tend to take it as the measuring yard for 'normal' behavior and social norms, and it just shouldn't. The acceptance of diversity should be the measure.
I love Trevor! I love his mom’s version of Happy Birthday. Who doesn’t love the upbeat Happy Birthday by Stevie Wonder.
"You shouldn't accept that the people in power cannot do their job, there's no other industry where we would allow that to happen."
I love this man. ❤
Hi, what does he mean?
Truth!!
Makhanda Khanda In any other job besides an American politician, if people don’t do it, they get fired.
@@bobsteve4812 thank you for the clarity sir. I'm teaching myself how to communicate in English
to think that this would open people's eyes to that type of 'democracy' 🙄
The football commentary is so on point. "He has spoilt the surprise". 🤣😂
😅😂😂true!
Has Trevor heard the Russian birthday song, because that's literally what the lyrics are like. One year older, one year closer to death.
is it? have never heard...
Russia is metal as fuck no surprise
Ummm... As a Russian, no, it’s not 😂 Where do you get that from?
Drany Thanks. Always nice to hear an unbiased culturally educated person.
@@opheliabeendead yeah... I'm not Russian, but I just looked it up and it's, like, the exact opposite (unless I looked up the wrong version). The lyrics literally say "it's sad that a birthday only happens once per year"
"I've never come across a pay-as-you-go government."
OMG! I loved that statement.
Pay-to-win
I felt off ever since the news of George Floyd got out. I didnt think it was ok to have fun at this type of time. Thank you Trevor for the video. It got my spirits back up again😁
Same here
these are rough times. but they can't last forever.
In Nigeria at one point they said the police closes at 6pm for security reasons
Sokoya Adedolapo 😂😂🤣 u for real man? that’s crazy, fucked up and scary..
That is normal in Nigeria
😂😂😂😂another reason we won the online war..Kenya v Nigeria, jk man we are worse...edit esp now.
😂😂😂
Lmfao!!!!... That's kak funny!! You lying bruuuh!!
11:37
You can see the cameraman laughing. I love that his crew gets a kick out of doing the show every night.
I love how even the cameraman was laughing about trevor's jokes
I miss seeing his “between the shows”.
We will never to be able to re-pay Jon Stewart for the gift that is Trevor Noah.
hate him thou
TruthMust Prevail then why are you watching his videos
awww
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The happy birthday song that Trevor had his mom sing to him is the most wholesome thing I’ve heard in quarantine
Trevor Noah has a way of bringing social & cultural issues to the forefront that makes us think, yet he brings it all together with laughter! We need more laughter & joy during the difficult times so we can appreciate them more during the good times! Thank you, Trevor Noah & your Team!
What I love about him he doesn't only do stand up comedy and do joke in his show but talk about serious issues and raise arguments that actually make sense, sharing awareness to the people who watch him while making everyone laugh.
I'm with Trevor Noah's mom when it comes to food. I spent too much time as a kid hungry. I hate seeing food wasted.
My mother would say “Children in Africa are staving”, so were we!
Oui, I hate to see food wasted.If people are going to loot, then take FOOD!
i also hate wasting food.
I LOVE Trevor’s cultural observations.
Right?
The birthday part kicked me off the couch 😂😂.. Much love from Nigeria 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬
Called once to finnish fire department because there was a cat in a tree at our summer cottage. They responded: "We have never seen a dead cat in a tree, have a nice day"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sounds like a very Finnish thing to do 😂😂
😂
The food joke is actually true. Dark humor but you can't just waste food. Damn I sound like my parents
When you start sounding like your parents....you know they did something right💀😭
Actually, there are prop food for the movies. It is 99% time just props, not real food.
@@mirofeya Even if it's fake, food fights shown as fun still sets a bad exemple.
As an African i was always uncomfortable with the food fights scenes too.
As a South Asian I also didn't get the food fight scenes it was so illogical to me and we didn't think it was fun or hilarious. It was literally just a waste of food and getting messy clothes, lol South Asian parents would smack you if you came home with clothes that dirty
Where in africa wtf lol. It's a whole continent
@@hannahwalmer1124 I'd assume from portuguese speaking africa if Tânia santos' name is her real one. If answering that makes it better for you... But it's not like there was anything wrong in the first place with her pointing out that she is from the African continent, so I don't understand your tone. Completely pointless to be this rude.
@@aishaarshadalam3412 I relate to both of you as a South American (lol it's across three continents already in this comment chain, I wonder who else might feel discomfort from those things). If people ever tried to "food fight" here (like kids at school) they would just end up eating it, which is a lot more fun and less stress with cleaning up later.
Yes because we all know the world shares it's food with everyone but africa because the world is racist right. That's why africa has a food shortage. Not for reasons belonging to africa and not for reasons in common with other places in the world where there is a GREATER food shortage like say... Asia. Because Africa right. When people in california get bored with wheatgrass they fall back on... oh the starving children in africa. Meanwhile they starve because of a deeply inherent hostility towards one another through millennia of tribalism as a way of live, annihilating anything that flowered in it's way.
And whoever flagged my last comment without responding to it, IS A FUCKING COWARD. IF YOU CANNOT CHALLENGE ME IN A FUCKING COMMENT ON THE INTERNET SUCH THAT YOU HAVE TO USE THE RESOURCES THAT HAPPEN TO BE AVAILABLE TO YOU TO TRY TO SHUT ME UP WITHOUT MEETING THE CHALLENGE, YOU ARE A FUCKING COWARD AND EVERYTHING I DESPISE. AND LIKE I SAID IN THE LAST COMMENT WHICH GOT REMOVED I AM A SOUTH AFRICAN.
I think Trevor would be one of my dream dinner guests.. He's so interesting, knowledgeable and funny.
Just don't waste any food!
Me too!
i agree that that's true but i have the exact same conversations with international students at my uni.. just having people from a different background or country causes these kinds of long conversations because you have so many things to compare and common things to discover.
I'll be raising my kids with Trevor's birthday song. The whole birthday ritual does kinda seem like someone's about to be sacrificed 😂
“There’s a suspicious man in the park”
“Okaaaaaay.... Go ask heem what he is doeeng!”
I really feel pity for that cameraman, who cannot laugh properly because he has to hold the camera steady. 😋
I'm sure they can lock the camera. It's the cameramen who are trying to lock in a shot when Trevor delivers a great punch line.
We/they can let the air out in a smirk though lol which helps. I see they mostly do but the grip guy can actually laugh like an audience member it looks. 😂
11:36
You guys have no idea how a steady cam works at all. lol
He is deaf...
11:17 well, the Europeans didn’t just say that to Africans, They did that pretty much everywhere they colonised, I’m an Indian and I can relate to that 😂😂😂
rubbish
Rep the Indians and Malays in South Africa, you had the balls to struggle along with us. Respect ✊🏽🇿🇦
They tell this shit until today in our schools I hate it.
i was gonna write the same thing nd funny thing is current generation of british still believe their rule was a blessing to India. They wud b slapped in india for this now.
@@jenniferbeastemianova8391 lol what's rubbish, Jennifer?
I had the exact same thing, I grew up in Germany & coming to America when I was 18, was INSANE. I watched the news & they had a report on a local cat on tv - they have zero global coverage. In Germany you get global events first thing in the morning, like every news program was about global news & then local. In America, it's only local, it's really nuts. I did geek out the first time I ordered pizza. At the time Germany didn't have any pizza delivery, no food delivery, like unless you were assigned to a disability food delivery thing. So the first time I ordered pizza it was from Pizza Hut & they were like "What would you like?" and I was like ... "pizza!" and they were like "yea, what kind?" I was like ... "uh, what?" and they were so patient with me, bless her heart - patiently explained what pizza was & different toppings. It was the best food I ever tasted. That was 20 yrs ago I still love Pizza Hut, and the news is still fucked. I had the same exact issue with buffalo wings, I thought it was buffalo too. Bless you & thank you for speaking up on everything, you're appreciated. ♥
Kitten -- you were watching the LOCAL news. Of course there is no global coverage on the local news. There are two separate news programs. One is strictly local and the other is national and international.
Erm, you could definitely order pizza in Germany 20 years ago, what are you talking about.
@@peterpiper7441 How do people choose what to watch I mean local vs national)? And does local news cover what's happening nationally as well or only the local news?
“I want to try the buffalo” so he orders the buffalo wings. “Oh, it tastes like chicken” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
I know right cause a buffalo is not chicken to the rest of the world.
For foreigner who came to US, the struggle is real. I also thought the wing came from some other animal. Ordered it, did not like the sauce.
@@bolorchimegjargalsaikhan3582 I did the same at an American dinner here in London, was mad confused for a sec
I adore him.
He says "Volkswagen" the correct way, with a German tongue (as it is a German word), then re-says it for the Americans in their dialect. 14:16
He did not pronounced 'g' quite right.
@@gasparchilingarov4018 it's how we say it in South Africa
That's not a "German tongue" but an Afrikaans tongue, which is derived from Dutch.
In German, the 'g' in Volkswagen would sound like the "g" in get.
His father was Swiss/German.
well south africa was a dutch colony
I'm glad he pronounced "Volkswagen" the way it's pronounced in South Africa and other European countries. I'm happy!
I prefer "Folksvoggen" vs. "Vokeswaggen", but you should see the looks I get here in America when I pronounce it the correct way. Then again, a white complained to me when I was briefly talking with an Ethiopian clerk at a 7-Eleven, "What are you doin' talkin' to him?" I think the clerk and I looked at each other and I thought, "White guy, because the Ethiopian is more polite and more intelligent than you are." (Btw, I'm also white.) Sometimes I wish I had brown skin or black skin instead of pink skin. I'd feel alot less ashamed.
Don't ever be ashamed of your race, be an example for others to emulate. 😉😉
Philip Clayberg you are alright man 👍🏾
Me too.
I happened to have the captions on & it correctly translated the American pronunciation but made a complete hash of Trevor's SA / correct version.😆
I love how he said it correctly first then "corrected" himself by mispronouncing it so the US audience would know what he was referring to lol. As a South African the mispronounciation grates me so much lol.
“Pay as you government” yep that describes America perfectly!
CFox it means senators or people in positions of power still get paid their salaries, but everyone else? Nope sorry regular employees don't. The American way!
Alex Martin Yep. It’s super frustrating. If there was a policy in place that kept them from shutting down unless they suffered the same consequences then shit would actually get done. Same goes for their healthcare. They don’t care to work toward a viable solution because they don’t have to pay like the rest of us. Way too many perks. It’s disgusting.
In South Africa we love a strike more than anybody but never the actual government
You got that right. If Congress and the President would focus more on the growing debt this wouldn't be an issue.
“Then how will your cat learn?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Every good story from Trevor starts, "In Africa"
wisest man -- he's doing more for the people, race relations, and spreading awareness of issues than most government officials.
"I've never looked in somebody's eyes and seen sex get erased." lol
ha ha ha!
Guys all relate 😂💯
Omg that’s hysterical I never thought of the birthday song that way.
It will never be the same
I never really liked the song, now I realize why.
Lol.
Madonna produced a single called BDay song, that is so cringy even Madonna fans throw up.
Swap "birth" with " death" in the song and you have a killer track.
Oof
Brilliant!
And what about "happy"?