Compounding Pharmacies: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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- Compounding pharmacies create medication tailored to the specific needs of individual patients. John Oliver explains why this small corner of the drug market can cause big problems.
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Watching this really was a strange experience. I am a German pharmacist, and in Germany, EVERY SINGLE pharmacy MUST be able to compound drugs. It's law that every pharmacy must have a chemical lab for raw material quality control and a designated room for preparing customized drugs on doctor's prescriptions. Every pharmacy student learns how to prepare ointments, suppositories, capsules, etc., and every pharmacist does this later on a daily basis. Our pharmacies are strictly controlled by state agencies, and surprise visits by inspectors are not uncommon. I had not known it is so different in the US....
Thats part of the problem with being ground breaking in regulation. If we're first you can often get things wrong and if you don't change then it's not great.
Wow 😮 I’m German and didn’t know that. That’s great though!
@@princesscaraful yeah, my best friend works at a pharmacy (in Germany) and in training, they learn about the chemical components and stuff. They learn how to mix and make ointments, salves, creams, etc.
I did that once too during a work experience at our local pharmacy. We were allowed to make our own hand lotions.
Corporations have to sell us our drugs. Their lobbyists in the capital say so.
I live in France and I don’t think that’s a thing
John Oliver, the only man who will make me wake up, check my phone, and squeal, "Ooh, Compounding Pharmacies!"
I heard this in John Oliver's voice.
@@mandlerparr1 I hear everything in his voice now. Its inside my soul. Please send help
@@mandlerparr1 *Zazu's
@@pervyturtle2673 🤣👍
Pervy Turtle Oh crap, it has spread. My brain is doing the same...... on the fun side, I'm reading boring academic papers in his voice.
As a pharmacist, I can confirm that “don’t store your pills where you poop” is indeed the first thing I learned in school.
Why are all "medicine" cabinets in bathrooms then... Someone needs to talk to the architects asap
@@Icariusinfinium lol!!
as a non-pharmacist I can confirm that that was the first thing I learnt in philosophy class
Ah man
@@Icariusinfinium *Why are all "medicine" cabinets in bathrooms then... Someone needs to talk to the architects asap*
Poor design for sure. We always tried to tell people not to store your meds in them for the simple reason that people drop things, and what is right below the medicine cabinet? A sink with a drain and maybe full of water. Amazingly the most commonly dropped medicine into sinks was always painkillers...
The actors at the end... solid gold.
Almost fell out of my chair laughing 🤣
Method man is not an actor. Hes a god damn hip hop legend. One of the pillars of the legendary Wu Tang clan. Dont fuck with em
I actually disagree, believe it or not.
@@chakinfingerz947 And he Stole Michael Boltons Lady Parrot Wife...... *Stone cold Thug*
Fuck you Michael Bolton
I never would have imagined seeing zazu calling one of his friends basic
I never would've imagined a person who hates birds so much would agree to play Zazu
Then you're new to this show apparently, since this isn't the first time he "shades" a bird. lol
I only saw the original movie.
Rowan Atkinson isn't in this video.
@@AceBobcat that's because he's dead
Imagine how many companies say "Oh Shit." at the beginning of one of these lol
Aaron & Spectro I love how both of your avatars are the same purple.
I doubt they give a shit considering nothing can be done. They probably just laugh.
@@HughieDoomer If people know about the issue,it will be harder for them to keep acting like this and put pressure on Congress to act on the issue.
B. E. A. U. T. I. F. U. L.
That's exactly what such companies are: shit!
“And mine.. belongs on the Emmy for Outstanding Variety Talk Series that somebody else keeps winning over and over again.”
Lol
Dat immigrant took his job!!!
Cracked used one of my favorite channels. Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder was DOB’s best work. Wonder what happened to them?
@@Konst_Abel Some of those writers started their own TH-cam channel called Small Beans, Cody has been doing Some More News... I'm not sure about DOB, though.
@@CooperAATE Dey tek er jebbbb!!
@@vincentmalloy4424 he writes for LWT, and did a few podcasts with Michael stating that he would hesitate doing something similar to his role on cracked and would not try to recreate his segments on a different channel. Although this was a while ago, so not sure if anything changed
Edit:he also does some podcasts with Soren Bowie of Cracked
that "spread it oliver yourself" pun is definitely brilliant
"Don't put the pills where you poop."
*Suppositories has entered the chat, through the back door*
all i can think of is trainspotting when someone mentions sticking drugs up their ass
Read the opiate underground forums like bluelight and you will see soooooo many people sing the praises of shoving drugs up ur ass versus main line,free base, eatint snorting or any other method.
I don't get the joke Grampa!
Anthony Peters French people put everything in their asses! If you have a headache, they have ibuprofen in form of a bullet to put in you ass, cause you see: it’s more effective!!! They even have paracetamol for babys in this form. Also they mesure their temperature in the same place cause it’s more accurate!!! ... go figure
G
Wow, I haven't read "..entered the chat, through the back door" since the late 90's
I am a pharmacy student in Germany and I can’t even wrap my head around how this is possible in a developed nation.
Profit...that’s how
who_is_nelli mein freund, if you think this is as low as we can go, you haven’t even seen the surface yet. If you really want depressing, I recommend public education or maybe our public transit. Politics as well.
@@AFXPaladin Then move to the rural south. Happy times
Capitalism is how.
Never cheap out on inspectors.
Soon enough, the Netherlands will officially declare John Oliver to be a public menace for his Dutch accent. Understandably so.
And only the Dutch will care
it just sounds like he has a lisp.
He actually sounds like Goldmember in Austin Powers, nothing like a Dutch accent tho
@@X3105i I'm not Dutch and I care. It was pretty cringe lol
Yet another country John Oliver probably should avoid.
For me, a European, every single episode of John Oliver is like "look what doesn´t work in the USA and works great in Europe" - compounding pharmacies are no exception - in Czech Republic, almost every community pharmacy is equipped with at least a basic lab, every hospital pharmacy is equipped with a lab suitable to make every possible drug form - from the simplest (hard capsules, creams, ointments, suppositories, vaginal suppositories) to the most sophisticated and advanced - sterile eye preparations, intravenous or intrathecal solutions or patient-adjusted-dose chemotherapy drugs. There is no possibility of wasting and misusing money, because these compounded medicines are usualy fully reimbursed by the public health insurance and if they are not, there are strict criterias why is that so and every insurance company is watching over its funds. And every compounding pharmacy must meet State Institute For Drug Control´s (It´s our national FDA) requirements for the quality of the medicines made and the lab equipment. Works just fine!
I slightly hate you right now.
Raven Salvadore hey, I’m here to back up my fellow countryman! Don’t hate us just because we have boring solutions that actually work, channel that energy into implementing them in the US! -a fellow European
I tend to agree, neighbour :-)
Cheers! European neighbour here. The "look what doesn´t work in the USA and works great in Europe"-factor of this show is always astonishing. It's good entertainment though~
Czech Republic? You mean Czechia?
John Oliver: *mentions something new to me*
Me: sounds cool
Me, simultaneously: oh no
Same. In the beginning I thought "Oh neat, I have issues with a lot of medications, maybe these places would be good for me"... Then by the end I was thinking "Oh... uh... no, thank you."
Me: WTF is a compounding pharmacies and why should I care? Oh well, it's John Oliver so I guess I'm watching anyway.
(watches video)
Me: Where did I put my pitchfork?
The only episode that wasn't incredibly sad was the one about that Japanese mascot.
Me: Sounds cool, but I wish I would have spent 2 minutes reading an article about it, instead of watching 20 drawn-out minutes filled with jokes repeating what obviously was the odd or funny part.
@@punksmackyou7701 lol than why even bother clicking on the video bro? It's kind of in the title haha
“Who watches John Oliver at 3:00 in the morning??”
Me: “Oh boy! Three am!”
its 8 oC in ger. Guten Tag
It's not that late here in the West Coast
@@MrknisterKanister Almost nine 8:42.
haha me lol
1:45 for me :)
John Oliver mayo "Spread Oliver'yourself" GENIUS SIMPLY GENIUS
beem nn the correct spelling is “genius”, not “genious”. apparently, you are far from being a genius.
@@SecretGerms thank you, I didn't notice at first.
Best regards from France!
beem nn you’re most welcome, and best regards from new jersey, u.s.a.
And the lesson is: if you want to live longer than 60 and you aren’t perfectly healthy, get as far from America as you can.
couldn’t be more true now lol
Unfortunately I don't have the money or the lack of a criminal background to do so. 😭
Run, run for the hills. Don’t turn back
IDK, Betty White seems to be doing good
@@happyfacefries We aren't all Betty White xD
That final bit shows why John Oliver wins at the Emmys every year
Ricardo Marques I think he has won because of the 17 minutes BEFORE the final bit...:)
If you make healthcare system for-profit, then don't be surprised when people are doing all kinds of shady things to harm patients just to make money, that's why healthcare should never be for-profit in the first place.
The supreme leader have spoken
Yea well about that, no one thinks or deludes themselves into thinking its health care. Most folks know it's just another source of pushback and stress, and ya might get something covered or get some treatment from time to time. It's not a health care system. It's just a for profit producer of goods and services.
I couldn't agree more.
Good lil troll have some bridge crumbs.
Where's the Fun in that?
Am in Pharmacy school. Can confirm. "Don't put the pills where you poop" is lesson 1.
J.D. Olivet haha
what about suposit...you know never mind.
The word pill implies using the oral route
Bingo!
Ok but that “lady bird” that Micheal Bolton had was actual a male lmao.
trans rights
Adrian Gonzalez YES
Stevonnie/0
Somebody knows a little too much about parrots.
@@TheChristmasNinja12 Naw, eclectus parrots are special . When first discovered, they were considered two different species. The females are red and blue, the males are green. Who knows why, but they are very special birds. Also, African grays are not small parrots! Conures would have been a better choice. Why, yes, I am the parrot lady.
*Johnny Gel*
_”Spread it Oliver yourself!”_
You vex me
YES
Wow, I am in awe
(」ﾟﾛﾟ)｣
ಥ⌣ಥ
Is Johnny Gel actually John Oliver's semen? Asking for a friend.
@@carultch it is just mayonnaise
"I probably shouldn't talk about that while we're being recorded. Ha ha ha ha!..."
That's right, Mr. President...
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I really don't know how we survive with all this unchecked capitalism!
Locker Room Talk: Grab her by the...
@@couragekarnga8735 Neither do I...and I'm saying this without any sarcasm whatsoever. 😐
Mustle Man what does that mean?
You call it fungus. They call it free-range, organic penicillin.
dont give them any ideas :) that just might happen
Ingrid Fong-Daley lol 😂
😂😂im dead
LOL. Good one. Alex Fleming will be rolling in his grave, making a periodic knocking sound as he does so.
Vegan pills, no animals were killed
I didn't know I needed to hear David Schwimmer say "what the fack" before now but I absolutely did and I'm so glad
Fack U. I like it & will use it frequently. Fack U bub.
I love how HBO does this giant crossover thing where they get all these celebrities to appear in the end of the video
and all the TH-cam comments are like: OH MY GOD, IT'S DANIEL O'BRIEN!!
Philip Hau Sørensen
That’s Daniel “The Maniel” O’Brien to you!
For a split sec I thought you said Dylan O'Brian
I mean, yeah?
That's because we love Dan.
That's because Dan O'Brian is the real star of the show. Man, I miss OPCD.
Ofcourse Zazu knows a basic bird when he sees one
Zazu is a hella jealous bitch bird. That "basic" bird got style for days.
That celebrity montage really went off the rails in a hilarious way.
TacticusPrime - it reminds me of the Michael Bolton Lonely Island video. Michael Bolton is good people.
Best comedy bit I've seen in years
TacticusPrime Oh yeah? Well fuck you Michael Bolton.
Yeah, but are they actually gonna sue for libel
They should make a show with all those actors. And Kimmel. They are all very good people. Except Kiefer. Nah, I'm joking. Kinda.
Oh snap, Daniel O'Brien cameo! I miss Cracked After Hours.
Dude I was so confused when I saw him!
Yeah, after Cracked shit the bed he got a job writing for Last Week Tonight
DOB is the man! I really miss Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder.
Goodish News - Small Beans - Off Hours but, Mike just got a job at IGN so don't expect more than a few episodes :(
Cracked used to be so awesome.
"We don't need regulation, the market will regulate itself"
The market:
This show and it's report on how compounding pharmacies need more oversight is part of the market regulating itself. As of this comment, nearly 800,000 people have seen the video and can be a part of the process for each state to implement stricter guidelines for these businesses. Just because it's not linear, doesn't mean capitalism can't get the job done.
After the free market kills everyone who uses the unsafe facilities they won't have any customers and will go out of business.
The free market works!
@@zacfoo So then are you for stricter regulation on Compound Pharmacies?
@@zacfoo Several years ago, this selfsame show did an episode on how much food gets thrown away by various food companies. Not to mention all the many documentaries from years past about similar food production atrocities in the States (Food, Inc, Fed Up, Hungry For Change, etc). So I guess I can rest assured that the many problems in the food industry that those films addressed have since been rectified. Phew! Close one!
I hate that saying, it honestly triggers me when people who are within the market say this too as they’re literally cutting corners against regulations😂😂🤦🏽♂️
John Oliver’s just trying help his fellow birds out
Shout out to John Oliver for this segment on compounding pharmacies. I didn’t know places like this existed and it’s something to keep my eyes out for.
They're the only place you can go to for a lot of pet medications. Pet medications are a huge thing now, and regular pharmacies can carry low doses of insulin, etc. Thing is, there wasn't any demand for that even 10 years ago.
No joke. You certainly don't want to take your eyes into one of those places!
catbert7's Gaming Highlights you know what you’re absolutely right. Lmao!
Seriously, eff those places.
DANIEL O'BRIAN :D
We need him more on camera, the guy is a genius.
I have a dog sick with a fungus called 'Valley Fever'. At every single commercial pharmacy, it was going to cost almost $100 dollars a month for his meds. We kind of panicked. The Compounding pharmacy my vet sent me to filled a three month script for $115. I walked into the pharmacy, and one whole wall looking into the lab is glass. I stood there and watched the techs in masks, gloves, and sterile uniforms, making meds. The lab was spotless. It was beyond what I was expecting...I was wondering why they had a glass wall. Now I know: open to scrutiny. I guess my dog and I both got lucky, me because I get to keep him feeling good and happy and I get to enjoy him for several years yet, and him because he doesn't have to die because I can't afford a thousand dollars a year to keep him alive.
"dont put the pills where you poop"
suppository: aight imma head out
Well, now I know what a suppository is...
@@couragekarnga8735 how old are you?
What is a suppository?
A kiester çure, butt bullet.
@Quaker274 isn't it too early to be a dick? I thought it was common knowledge to anyone over a certain age, but apparently that got your shit going, so I guess you don't need a suppository.
Visible duck in the bottle is the first sign of quackery.
Where did that word even come from?
LMAO! Awesome!
That was a fine, terrible pun sir/madam. I tip my imaginary hat to you.
WHAT THE DUCK ???
Don't you have a job? Seriously, all you do is post comments on all the Left-leaning videos on TH-cam..
I’m so happy that Dan O’Brien from Cracked was able to find a great place to work. When I saw him show up in that blood pressure photo I had such a big smile on my face. I miss his work
Everyone: Goes to sleep
John Oliver:
Releases video at 3 am
You ever hear about this new place called Europe?
neoblaze i have! It’s not that great
@@GreyMatterInc_ you're delusional
You ever heard of a thing called Time Zones?
@@jonasloe4926 Only u got the right take-down. Europe? Thats just as dumb as the guy u replied to, @neoblaze. LOL
"Johnny gel-"
Rule34 artists: _say no more_
But.... k WHY???
JohnnyGel... you just THINK that it's mayo.... and I hear from John's wife that it is definitely small batch production... ;-P
Odor-rich.
I'm going to need an ahegao face jar of mayonaise
James Huck It goes great with Jilly Juice.
I love how every problem John talks about is happening because of a lack of FDA oversight. Let's start to solve that dumpster fire first.
Good luck. I'm sure the FDA is in the pocket of corporations by now.
@@couragekarnga8735 Is there any question of that at this point. It is a fact.
and that means that by extension we have a multi million dolar show on a corporate network talking about how essentially corporate corruption is destroying america. because this is at it's root a public-private partnership scam.
Teddy Roosevelt is turning in his grave right now
@@couragekarnga8735 Understand that like most government agencies 99% of the agency is dedicated to and takes their job seriously. Where agencies like the FDA fail is at the top (where the people in charge are selected by congress and the president rather than based on qualifications), and funding, which is almost always less than half of what is necessary to do the work they're tasked with.
So to say it's "in the pocket of corporations" isn't exactly fair... Rather you have a whole lot of good people that have to appease a boss that's constantly changing, probably meddling, and has a 50/50 chance of having no clue or fucks to give about doing a good job.
David Schwimmer: WTF!
Me: Can you imagine how Friends would be if they were allowed to swear?!
Just watch the first episode of Band of Brothers. David Schwimmer drops some bombs.
They used to swear but sparsely
It would still have sucked a lot?
Alexandru Papara re: swearing on prime time. I know Netflix has less rules to abide by, but it truly surprised me, as I binge-watched The Witcher, starring Henry Cavill, just how often they dropped the “F” bomb. Hmmmm? Gratuitous Language is it even historically accurate? Just throwing a rando ? Out
@@MsDanie-wo5tw Here in Norway we have said fuck/faen for over 1000 years and before that they probably used some other word. :P FYI, most nations do not have the cencorship USA has. In my nation they do not regulate speech on TV.
However you wont find swearing in kids shows, or the news unless they are interviewing a citizen who swears. They have common sense.
Tbh a normal dinner conversation with my family would be to rough language to air on US TV. Thats kinda hillarious.
John: “Don’t put your pills where you poo”
Suppository: Am I a joke to you?
ahahahahahaha
Beat me to it HAHA
OMG I'M DYING 🤣
Well, technically you're a *suppository* thus not a pill...
@@baardkopperud there are pills that you take the same way...
This show is just "hey another thing you should know that we need to entirely reform"
....that's been running for six years. *shudders*
Also look at this funny Japanese otter mascot
@@iguanaboi3921 But was the break not welcome after that many sessions of being told you live in a money-grubbing Nightmare Realm?
Don’t forget the kids books!
I hope someone is making a list of these
Me: what a cute parrot-
John oliver: YOU BASIC BIRD
J C We talking Paris Hilton basic
The feathers falling animation killed me when they got hit by basic.
That’s rich coming from him
If John isn't grievously insulting random animals, then why would we even watch this show?
Well he was a better parrot. Even though he lost the King's son.
I had severely chronic hives with my last pregnancy and am lucky enough to live a block away from the only compounding pharmacy in my city. It was the only place I could get a topical cream made that helped relieve the itching I experienced, and the drug I had prescribed was completely safe. It simply wasn't something manufactured that I could order. I've had to go back to this pharmacy for other needs as well, and have never had issues. (The medication was also far cheaper than name brand drugs I've needed for other health issues.)
A love triangle between a parrot, Michael Bolton and Methodman. I'd watch it.
Female Eclectus parrots are red though. That was a male. So I guess they swing both ways?
Still a better love story than Twilight.
@@kvonjaco Now it's also a forbidden love... I guess more forbidden.
@@kvonjaco Its weird then that the parrot left Bolton because if I remember right eclectus parrots mate for life?
@@bthy384 The plot thickens...
sometimes John Oliver makes me feel like the whole of reality is a conspiracy
It is. It’s called capitalism
Well. Reality is stranger than fiction.
@akadeepsea Google "Dunning-Kruger effect", my friend. And weep.
I mean, according to Elon, it’s more likely than not that all of life is some sort of huge simulation, sooo......
@Luis D. Capitalism kills 10m+ people a year :)
Capitalism also created poverty as we know it, so relieving the same poverty is hardly as impressive from that pov
0:12 wait a minute. Is that Daniel O'Brien from Cracked? I’m proud of him.
He works for them now
@@vincentprice713 good for him. Good. For. Him. :-)
Always wondered where he ended up. Still miss After Hours.
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
yea dude, im pretty sure he is a writer for the show, you can hear alot of his humor in john's show actually, love the guy
I've been catching up on this season's episodes and I just feel the need to say that you are a national treasure and an amazing person. I enjoy the level at which you analyze the topic and inject some humor. You bring me to tears more than I expected because of your empathy and genuine concern. Thank you!
EDIT: And yes, I know it's not just John Oliver, so let me clarify that I'm sure it's the whole team that is great!
Jimmy Kimmel: And my name belongs on the Emmy for best late night talk show that someone else keeps winning.
LMMFAO
Did he actually say that?
@@Popsjoernalist Yes =D
Just got to the end. Should be more patient 😬
I’m an unlicensed drug inspector. I have reported that Jimmy Kimmel’s salt is clearly a controlled substance. Reason: it made me REALLY GIDDY and GIGGLY.
No.
"That song was about a lady parrot!"
*holds up a picture of, and then an actual living, male parrot*
ToastAndJellyfish he was literally holding a female of the same fkin species like 5 seconds ago too... Solomon Eclectus, lovely birbs, but a bit too territorial (had a male named Bunky, adorable but bites as you'd expect for a nutcracking species)
So glade I wasn’t the only bird nerd who noticed :-)
ToastAndJellyfish he’s chirping the bird community and trying to ruffle up some feathers for cheap laughs .... and I love it 😅
I do love Michael Bulton. Always thought he was black haha.
For the uninitiated, what are the criteria that give the sex away?
LMFAO!! And THIS is why John Oliver wins the Emmy every goddamn year!!!!!!!
As he should! And Bravo to everyone behind, Last Week Tonight, the greatest show on TV!
Typical John Oliver formula: "Here's something that sounds awesome and obvious that it should work. How do they f#ck it up?" I love this guy.
_LastWeekTonight_ teaches me about things I never even knew were things.
Man, Michael Bolton is really getting into his whole detached weirdo persona.
Good. We need a little more weird in the world. Keep spreading that good crazy!
Love how he totally inhabits it👍💛
Just goes to show the guy can take a joke really well. Bolton's a-okay in my book.
That no talent assclown, lol.
@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing Michael Bolton is probably one of the most talented soft pop singers of the 20th century. To be fair, his talents would have been better used to make better music, but I digress.
Schwimmer needs to realize that Bolton and the bird were NOT ON A BREAK!!!
hahahahaha
Missed opportunity right there
They were on a beak 😂
"They asked you to recall your sterile products."
"That's correct."
"And you decided what?"
"No."
😬😬😬
IF they're sterile, why give them up? Sterile means sterile, or clean. Or it is supposed to.
oh, and FU Michael Bolton!!
@@karenskinner9044 The drugs are marked as sterile but actually weren't because they weren't tested and no one cared to make sure they were sterile.
How the hell is that bitch not in prison forever, for 68 caes of aggravated assault?
@@Gaius__ Right!?
I'm so glad John Oliver covers these subjects, because I did not know that compound pharmacies were a thing.
Me too. (Not from america tho)
I recently found out too. I'm so glad he covered it!
how come birds get piña colada medicine but we don’t?
Cats get salmon flavored too.
I know!!!
Jackson Sheehan LOL! I think the assumption is that you will take them because you know they are good for you. The assumption is WRONG! 🤣😂🤷🏾♀️
I get piña colada. A LOT of piña colada. Then they give me medicine.
I assume we are supposed to take them only when we need to and not because we want to :D
I love how David Schwimmer was the most normal celebrity there lmao
Well of course. Psychopaths are good at faking normal...
Why wouldn’t he be
What's that supposed to mean? I personally find him really weird and think Ru is normal
Kristen Bell and Method Man are the most normal.
@gshwje aajbw aajwbwbw this belongs in r/brandnewsentence lol
Loved seeing Daniel O'Brien from Cracked show up for a second. Glad he was able to find a good job as one of the LWT writers
"Our names don't belong on your FRAUDULENT spinal medication," is probably my new favorite Ru Paul quote.
Of course Michael Bolton loves parrots. Everyone knows he's the real Jack Sparrow.
Life is too short to be uptight, also...he is FUCKING RICH FROM MAKING OUR MOMS WET! He doesn't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck about how we judge his music.
@@nullunit wtf
*Captain
on the isle of Tortuga!
THIS IS THE TALE
"She left me" *holds up picture of a male Eclectus parrot*
Came here just to say this. Raises so many questions.
She's trans
@@WindspriteM Much better explanation :)
This guy parrots ⬆️
Well, now we know why she left. He can't tell the difference between male and female!
I'm starting to get to the point (partly because of this very show) where I'm sincerely shocked beyond belief that humanity is even remotely stable. Just imagine if we could solve _every single_ issue this show has brought up over the years. We'd be substantially closer to a more perfect nation.
It's even more sad because the EU has most of this shit already solved lol
So true!
@@decoy110-0 wow 🙌
the depressing part (for me at least) is that even if we were to merely attempt... ATTEMPT... to solve these problems to achieve a more perfect nation you would get criticized for being a utopian. You would get ridiculed for being unrealistic and you would be mocked for being an idealist. So there it is. Nothing will ever change. Nothing will ever get better.
You said that 4 years ago. Nowadays, we don't say it is remotely stable anymore. It isn't. Things are pretty fucked up. World war, pandemics, climate disaster and shit. All happening. But we still have piñas coladas.
David Schwimmer and his reactions to the other celebrities is my favorite part of this video. Incredibly well done!
Shoutout to Daniel O'Brien @ 0:11 ! Loved your work on Cracked and hope to see more of you here.
after hours and opcd were great
Sutapa Bhattacharya that was him! Love OPCD and After hours.
I still dream of an After Hours reunion. (Cody's Showdy "Some more news" scratches my OPCD itch.)
I miss After Hours. It were great entertainment.
@@Gershelf I could watch After hours for days on end without tiring.
"Don't put the pills where you poop." John doesn't seem a fan of suppositories.
Any drug can be a suppository if you're brave enough
Lol beat me to it
I laughed way too hard at this comment.
Just got my sims to stop doing dishes there
Welcome to humanity, we sometimes shove medicine up our ass.
holy shit the ending.
Must've been a fun pitch on the phone.
"Injected with formaldehyde and acetone"
"Those people are now partially or completely blind"
And also *very flammable* 😨
Edit:
Oh lordy the puns, you guys are the best/worst 💛
To be fair, humans are pretty flammable anyway. We're pretty much just bipedal bacon if you think about it.
P S but bacon isn’t THAT flammable, at all.
Gives you heat vision.
Gives a new meaning to a "burning stare"...
@@Prizzlesticks mmm humans are very much NOT flammable. If you want to burn a human you really have to try. Fire is not an effective way to dispose of a corpse. Humans are just big fleshy water sacks.
"Don't put the pills where you poop"
How else am I supposed to take this suppository!?
I was hoping he'd stick in a suppository exception... Might have been a tight fit due to the segment's time constraints. I guess he had to pass on it. ^_^
Finally a follow up to Mikhail Bolotins greatest hit.
Orally
I gave the 69th like! What do I win? :D
Well played.
"She left me" That's a male parrot, literally one of the only parrot species where the genders look very different. He was holding the female of that species seconds before!
Do parakeets count as parrots? Because they can be sexed by appearance as well
@@flightlesschicken7769 I personally count them separately but sexing them isn't always reliable, I have a DNA sexed female budgie with a blue cere. Eclectus are just so obviously since the males feathers are green and females are red
I was looking for this comment! Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that haha
@@abbeyjade3304 Fascinating. Still more reliable than making a guess, haha
Michael Bolton's parrot is a trans icon.
The Emmy for Outstanding Variety Talk Series was established in 2015. John Oliver has won every year.
I FORGOT ABOUT THE CATS MOVIE
I ERASED IT FROM MY MIND
WHYYYYYYY
WHYYYY JOHN WHYYYYYY
Imperial Drone if one of us has to suffer remembering, we all must suffer
John and his writers never let old demons die.
Its a Catspiracy Mr. Drone,,,
0:11 I always wondered what happened to Daniel O’Brien after Cracked.
Glad to see he’s doing well!
Check his Twitter he’s got a podcast with Soren . And theirs an after hours reboot with Michael swaim .
@@chaoticlady_fairy but what about obsessive pop culture disorders I miss it
I hope his blood pressure is alright.
@@Harutson
Lol, beat me by 7 minutes!
came looking for comments about him. Glad im not the only one
Zazu saying "You're a basic bird" LOL
Ah yes, my favorite show: “This thing in the U.S. is fucked up because of money”
The tagline for his JohnnyGel is priceless; *Spread It 'OLIVER' Yourself!* I'm still laughing.
I find it adorable you get that much enjoyment on basic word play! Struggling comedians everywhere would love to have you at their show.
I needed 3 attempts to understand the joke, cos of being very german. 👋🏼
@@sirris4330 I find it telling that you needed to spread your irrelevant negativity on an open forum. What is it your struggling with? Penis envy?
@Frank Heuvelman I enjoyed the play on John's name, the idea that advertising agents might actually have come up with something that banal and that it was slight and not that promoted. Even the friend I watched it with didn't catch it at first.
Humor and it's intensity is in the mind of the beholder. I am not the only one that found that delightful and humorous.
Perhaps, like Sirris, you haven't enough manhood to fill your hungry hand either?
You two need to get laid.
Someone in the comments called you a British puffin and I’m here for it
It’s the American Dream: anything for a buck, no matter who gets hurt 🇺🇸
Americans love fucing eachother over for money. Killing eachother the legal way but need giant army for imaginary foes.
big dick
No, I said what I meant.
“It’s called the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
DustyO'Rusty
An old joke that isn’t relevant here. The people who’ve made millions by poisoning people were *wide awake* .
adamtzsch Oh, but it is relevant. Because it is those same group of people who are being poisoned that still dream.
As a member of D O'B's devotees, it made me so happy to see him in that graphic
Knowing that Daniel O'Brien writes for the show makes me happier than it should.
Kyle who’s that
It made me just happy enough. I hope he's doing well!
@@socktier6334 He is a fantastic writer who worked for Cracked.com for a long time. He hosted/acted in shows on Cracked's TH-cam channel: Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder, After Hours, etc. He is such a singular talent that it's really no surprise to see him succeeding... I just hadn't heard anything about him in a while.
I miss seeing Daniel O'Brien sometimes 😢 gonna go rewatch After hours after this 😁👍🏼
yeah when I saw that Dan Gurewitch was a writer for him a few years ago I got excited. He was a writer/actor for Collegehumor when they became big(for good reason at the time). They'll use his pic as the joke photoshops every now and then
I died when Kiefer Sutherland when off as Jack Bauer
This was a really awesome one...
Exactly !!! Of corse for a minute I just thought Mr. Sutherland and I had the same hobby...
*went
I miss Jack so much
0:10
"Look around you Soren, we are in a thing. This is us. In a thing."
YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Oh shit! I was wondering why he seemed so familiar!
And the US, collectively, are allergic to raisins!
Drew Oda los caminantes
I swear it's surreal randomly seeing your name in a top comment when you only see it once every few monthsXD
It is sad that this industry has so much scandalous and negligent intrigue. My neighborhood had one of these pharmacies with a very dedicated and empathetic compounder. Sadly running it like this put it under. She would pay costs out of pocket for those who could not afford their meds. She did so much good.
Method Man Saying "Jesus.... Christ" is just gold
Meth doing anything these days is good shit. My man needs to be more known he's a fkn legend
No one picked up that Big Baby Jesus was what ODB changed his name to for a time
It’s almost like having strict regulations on the drug manufacturing market is a good thing or something.
Why, mercy! I can't imagine what put that into your head!
Uh oh, you'll trigger the liberturdians
Majora Yeah, I’d definitely love to hear how wonderful the free market is supposed to be for any of the people who went blind or died. Because I’m pretty sure leaving a bad Yelp review won’t bring them back to life.
@@CrossfacePanda something something muh freedumb
Well in other countries, like germany, there kinda are strict rules and it still baffles me to no end how the pharmacies even got prescirptions to fake into their hands.
Yeah, Daniel O'Brien! Good to see his face again. I miss OPCD.
I was gonna say, I've seen that guy arm fucking a robot before.
Yes i was immediately like!!! I miss the ol' cracked team
Good to see the gang is around. I have dob got some bread from that lil camio
Or, in his own words, Deanie o'Beanie
I'm glad I checked the comments before making the same one. Dan O'Brien fanclub, real old cracked.com hours
The ending was priceless. That really sold the show.
0:11 DANIEL O"BRIAN WOOOOOOOOO get more of him on there!!!
Good to see he's still getting work these days. Miss that boi.
My first thought!! Literally wasn’t even interested in the topic just wanted to support he show bc Daniel works there. And I love when I can tell which jokes he’s written. I was just thinking the blood pressure joke sounded like him when his picture came up and I was like 😆!!!!!
Dan nice to see him again
You guys should listen to his Podcast with Soren. Quick Question.
Almighty Kue I love his podcast. Been listening since day 1. It’s great
Seeing Ross saying "wtf" made my day
Igancio Muñoz same
My life is now complete after hearing Ross drop the f bomb
Yeah that sounded super weird lmao
@@SRosenberg203 yes! Felt really weird, but awesome at the same time
0:14 Dan O'Brien writes for Last Week Tonight? Cool, nice to see his Webby getting him some work
He also makes appearances on Michael Swaim's podcast chanel. (smallbeans)
Love you Dan! I miss your old formats 😢
I'm only here to see if anyone else noticed him.
@@MahkubAMNai i didnt, but my brain sure did
Yeah, and Dan Gurewitch and Owen Parsons of Collagehumor work on the show too. Strong writing is probably the reason for all the Emmy wins.
I love seeing dan O’Brien on last week tonight! I loved him when he was on after hours and it’s great to see him on one of my other favorite show!
i love how down michael bolton is with making fun of himself.
That's the only way he can stay relevant.
His appearance in Lonely Islands music video is priceless. I love what he does.
He doesn't take himself too serious
Michael “Parrot Fucker” Bolton
@@moos5221 yeah this is exactly what i was thinking about. michael bolton is a cinephile. lol
Anyone else immediately recognising daniel o’brien in 00:11? 😂😂
I wonder if he's a writer on this show
@@richtube6084 He is
He got an Emmy for it recently
@@Ixxisxxmexx Really? That makes me happy for him, even though I still kinda miss the gang.
Good on him
"fake names like, Big baby Jesus"
😂😂😂😂
Jeremy Clarkson has dibs on that name
oh lawdy, there's gonna be a baptism in this here tub!
The pharmacist was definitely a Wu-Tang fan. That's Ol Dirty Bastard's nickname
Taking bets on what Big Baby Jesus needed from the pharmacy. My bet is antibiotics because he likes it raw.
That ending with all the celebrities is one of the funniest things I've seen on Last Week Tonight period.
0:10 a Wild Daniel “DOB” O’Brien appears. 😆
was wondering what he was doing here
@@autinlee3964 He writes for the show now!
Glad he found a good job after the shitstorm that was Cracked on TH-cam
I was like "WHOA!" Good for him, glad he's doing well! I still miss his writing and acting for Cracked, but happy he's doing well now
Now I finally know what he is up to. My absolute favorite from Cracked
That celebrity montage was the best thing I've ever seen on TH-cam.
Right! I wonder how many takes it took Kiefer to say his dark bit without cracking up, bc he was smiling but trying to look menacing so hard!
still amazed Americans are cool with torture . FUN TIMES. MAGAAAA
Schwimmer was a great straight-man, which is something often lacking from these kinds of things.
Really? They all look like they have malnutrition and botox.
Wait wait wait! Have I just heard David Schwimmer saying “F***”??!! I didn’t expect that from one of America’s top pretend paleontologists!
Are there even more than five of those? Four from Jurassic Park AND Ross? :D Oh shit, I forgot Ian Juby... my bad!
Ugly German Truths good point
@@Ugly_German_Truths Who was a paleontologist in Jurassic Park except for Dr. Grant? Unless you're counting that dude from Jurassic Park 3, which, just, no.
@@SRosenberg203 Grant, Sadler, the parachute boy from 3 DID study under one of them and I'm pretty sure one of the zoo personnel in 4 was also called paleontologist. If anything a smaller number just makes "premier pretend paleontologist" more meaningless instead of more important. And of course there's always Ian "I want to be Indiana Jones so badly" Juby...
@@SRosenberg203 Sadler was a paleobotanist.
This video: *exists*
Me, who works are a compounding pharmacy: *_SWEATS_*
Then just do it right, it's really simple, if he did one about the shocking flaws of EMS I wouldn't be worried, I am passionate about what I do and doing it right as all medical professionals should be in my opinion
@@foobarmaximus3506?