Thanks for the roast Zach, and just to be clear.... I do love riding my wooden bicycle with China rims... Could wax lyrical about the benifits of wood... But I won't, suffice to say that I'm more that confident in the structural integrity of the frame, and the China rims... Thanks again Yours truly... 😃
Daniel Hoffman hey awesome concept thought... how did you submit your bike for fixie points? I also ride a wooden looking bike and would love to get roasted by Zack lol
Also, the tennis ball thing started with BMX riders who would keep it in their front spokes to use for tensioning their chain if they had to take their rear wheel off. It caught on as a trend though a lot of people who do it don’t know why, I have chain tensioners so mine is just for looks. Also played fetch with someone’s dog at the park once.
Sarcasm is strong in this one. Sh** Zack you sense of humor is so good, I rewatched all the series yesterday and they are still fresh as f***, big thx for this show, glad you’re back man!
I'd like advice on a track frame: 300-500 is the perfect price range It has to be italian and steel It's going to be paired with miche pistard wheels, deda stem handlebar and seatpost, san marco saddle and miche primato crankset/cog/chain/lockring The total price is going to be around 1000€ and, as you already got, I'm italian so italian components cost litterally half the price (miche pistard is at 130€ for the pair)
@@RageForSeven yeah, check out his other "fixie points" vids and he just roasts every single bike. He mentions that it's satire and also says that if the bike makes you happy, no one else's opinion matters.
Thanks, Zach! Another epic snark video! I rode my bike today through the snow, slush, and icy road surface to the swimming pool, then to the local brew pub here in Warroad, MN, literally feet from the 49th parallel. It's a Kent fixie I bought b/c Amazon didn't have one that will fit the metal-studded winter tires I want for riding on Lake of the Woods. New project for me. World-class freshwater fishery here. Year-round. Love fish! Question for your viewers: how to jump-start dimensions for quality components replacing those on down-market frames? Like the main ones, BB, seat tube, head tube, rear hub? (Recall I ride fixed gear.)
I sent that shitty outside non driveside one and i really did think it was better cus it looked cooler, also that's the dogs cage its on top of. Also i don't do dishes
Where do I send pics and specs to be roasted?? Also been watching your videos for a while and I gotta say your videos helped me alot when I was a noob and started riding fixed gear bikes.
What's the point of lo pro frames? Just make a straight top tube bike with a short headtube, it would lower the standover, be lighter, more aero, maybe stiffer, and wouldn't look like shit.
The owner of the Steamroller likes the same upward root bruiser saddle angle as Zach does🤓 The Specialized should of won because... Specialized always win😜
You guys know that shit band in the states? I still don't understand how Tokio Hotel could have ever been a thing... Wait, it gets worse, they still exist 😱 Also, I would never ever wanna ride a wooden bike. I mean, it looked dope and all, with like nice earo shape. But a wooden bike is either gonna be safe and heavy, or light(ish)-weight and crack in no time.
I think you are way to critical on the wooden bike and for a guy who has only ridden a few bikes and thinks he know it all . bike were made of wood long before steel. So were wheels they were made out of bamboo and they were so litre some companies still make them. In the 70 all we had were some of the parts that you are criticising and before sti and ergo lever and sram .we used 7 speed not 8/9/10 speed. I thought this was going to be an interesting post but its just you dribbling about what you like and don't like what a waste of time. Do you have over 40 years in bikes sales and making bikes. Who cares what you think.
Zach, your ignorance about wooden frames is quite obvious. Do some decent research on them then you'll can make up some on point satire for your roasts. P.s. I really like fixies and this style of vid but clicked on this vid just for the wood frame.
I thought that you were discontinuing fixie points? Don't get me wrong, I like them. I don't think you need to be so negative (I know it's forced/satire) in order for them to be entertaining. Just keep the jabs lighthearted and give credit where credit is due.
Hes criticizing peoples bikes, mean while his lips are more chapped up than a New York City skate curb. Drink some water and invest in some chap stick perhaps.
“There is not a SINGLE SMILE on any of the faces in this photo of people riding bikes”
Thank you Zach i can die happy now that i’ve been roasted 🤙🏽
J K No body smiles while training
Thanks for the roast Zach, and just to be clear.... I do love riding my wooden bicycle with China rims... Could wax lyrical about the benifits of wood... But I won't, suffice to say that I'm more that confident in the structural integrity of the frame, and the China rims...
Thanks again
Yours truly... 😃
Daniel Hoffman hey awesome concept thought... how did you submit your bike for fixie points? I also ride a wooden looking bike and would love to get roasted by Zack lol
@@MrLuminarious I emailed the pictures
Your frame scares me
that was a pebble beach winning design.
Also, the tennis ball thing started with BMX riders who would keep it in their front spokes to use for tensioning their chain if they had to take their rear wheel off. It caught on as a trend though a lot of people who do it don’t know why, I have chain tensioners so mine is just for looks. Also played fetch with someone’s dog at the park once.
I wonder how the dude with the wooden bike says how he gonna ride it " aight im a go ride my wood see ya"
Oh hell no...🤦♂️
Huhuhuhuhuhu morning wood ride.
@@binyamin8600 😂😂😂
He’ll probably just say “my bike”
@@josh3570 obviously I’m joking
Sarcasm is strong in this one.
Sh** Zack you sense of humor is so good, I rewatched all the series yesterday and they are still fresh as f***, big thx for this show, glad you’re back man!
Where are we supposed to post our bikes for fixie points? I want to get arbitrary awards while simultaneously getting my bike roasted
That Gopro Kid you gotta email him I think it’s in his description
10:48 - You're spot on, I now have a larger vigorelli
You had me DYING at 3:04 when you brought up the "Most Hideous Valve Cap you've seen that wasn't in a Walmart Clearance Bin", HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!😆
Is a gravel fixie a good idea, I think it's a pretty good idea
A Wabi won! Who saw THAT coming?
I'd like advice on a track frame:
300-500 is the perfect price range
It has to be italian and steel
It's going to be paired with miche pistard wheels, deda stem handlebar and seatpost, san marco saddle and miche primato crankset/cog/chain/lockring
The total price is going to be around 1000€ and, as you already got, I'm italian so italian components cost litterally half the price (miche pistard is at 130€ for the pair)
I've missed fixie points, welcome back 👍
Bring back Dixie Points please! I can't be the only one that wants this. Please Zack make this happen.
that wooden frame is MONEY, would totally rock it...unique, well design, great lines, and properly engineered, not a chinese "thingy"
Well it's a satire based video soooo
@@Vaigue really? sorry, didn't realise!!! man i'm too old!!! EDIT: and it is not meant to be read with a sarcastic tone either
@@RageForSeven yeah, check out his other "fixie points" vids and he just roasts every single bike. He mentions that it's satire and also says that if the bike makes you happy, no one else's opinion matters.
@@Vaigue got you. Thanks
Thanks dude... 😃
the thumbnail looks like something norman reedus rides trough a dystopian u.s.a.
That’s my Wabi Lighting. Champion of Fixie Points, AMA.
that LOW/// bikes, still better than wabi anyway
Thanks, Zach! Another epic snark video! I rode my bike today through the snow, slush, and icy road surface to the swimming pool, then to the local brew pub here in Warroad, MN, literally feet from the 49th parallel. It's a Kent fixie I bought b/c Amazon didn't have one that will fit the metal-studded winter tires I want for riding on Lake of the Woods. New project for me. World-class freshwater fishery here. Year-round. Love fish!
Question for your viewers: how to jump-start dimensions for quality components replacing those on down-market frames? Like the main ones, BB, seat tube, head tube, rear hub? (Recall I ride fixed gear.)
"the thing that you're taking a picture of... can take you places!" 😂stop
Fruity pebbles chain & drink-more-water yellow 😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:13 oh snap, das me
What frame???
“Skips it’s elective to sneak out back behind the dumpster and smoke cigarettes”-💀
How to submit
Just found your channel and binged on a few of them! Good job man, great videos, keep it up👍 #fixiepoints
That same face when He saw my entry with the fixie tattoo on my arm. #neverForget
Ey boss
@@ashleycraiglozada2550 👋
how do I seng my bike photo to Zach?
8:22 true! As an engineer I can testify that
I sent that shitty outside non driveside one and i really did think it was better cus it looked cooler, also that's the dogs cage its on top of. Also i don't do dishes
dude the push for the wabi plug is so funny,
Hence the "this video is sponsored by....." In the beginning of all his videos now.
@@Splashtoise lmao the tottally unbiased 100 fixie points for the wabi. i love it, funny asf troll to the max
Where do I send pics and specs to be roasted?? Also been watching your videos for a while and I gotta say your videos helped me alot when I was a noob and started riding fixed gear bikes.
What's the point of lo pro frames? Just make a straight top tube bike with a short headtube, it would lower the standover, be lighter, more aero, maybe stiffer, and wouldn't look like shit.
Yo that bike at 3:55 has oval wheels
Man that wooden bike was so nice!
That LOW Frame was SICK! 💯. Tomato sauce babby! 9:19
10:46 The seatpost isn't even that exposed. And what's wrong with the saddle angle? It's to save the crown jewels.
cant get enough of these :')
shoutout to tokio hotel
with that haircut he has no business mackin on tokio hotel
"your chain looks like it was made out of fruity pepples" lol
That seat tube is looking awfully tempting
Wait... hang on... cycling caps off when you drink short blacks... dam...! Mind you we drink outside so it's sun protection... :P
mugs everyones bike off... meanwhile get a wabi bike haha
That wooden frame is banging , why do i want it even tho my better judgement is like " your DUMB AF "
Zach your live for this channel has died n gone to heaven man
These roasts are getting better and better. How do I submit by exquisitely appointed sticker bombed Solé?
More Fixie Points Zach!
Do you know Gallardo in the Philippines pronounced as galyardo
That ambition lives poster was from 2018 haha
your sarcasm spot on.
YOU Funny Guy ! One word "Termites " !
That Low build looks like shit and it kills me that someone could drop that much on a bike and have it look bad. Such a waste of a good frame 🤢
This episode was gold, or rather tomato sauce red.
Hell yeah my Steamroller made it on 😵
The owner of the Steamroller likes the same upward root bruiser saddle angle as Zach does🤓 The Specialized should of won because... Specialized always win😜
Another hilarious video!
Perfect timing i leave class then 😂
Lmao make this a regular thing
Wabi is a ripoff they look like those 100$ bikes but 10x more lmaoo
You guys know that shit band in the states? I still don't understand how Tokio Hotel could have ever been a thing...
Wait, it gets worse, they still exist 😱
Also, I would never ever wanna ride a wooden bike. I mean, it looked dope and all, with like nice earo shape. But a wooden bike is either gonna be safe and heavy, or light(ish)-weight and crack in no time.
Almost time!
A must have if a rider!!!
Tesla cyber bike.
Tyson's gonna knock you out for talking about his gapped teeth.
Gafftt teef.
Nice thinkpad
Is this Fixie point or hate video
100 fixie points? totatlly biased.
Mate, i hope u go and checkout the weird bikes 🤣 fixie aint every damn thing🤣🤣
Damn he roasted my kissena wtffff lol
dice caps ain't shit compared to the skull ones!
Damm I should posted one of my bikes 😂
Bullhorns are so trash idk how ppl can use them
nah that blue Bianchi was straight trash
John Mahaffey lol
Nothing wrong with Chinese carbon
Andre Calvit but nice carbon wheels cost about as much as a hospital visit so I’ll take the risk
@Andre Calvit Depends on who made the wheels whether from China or not. There are plenty of reputable bike companies in China.
Andre Calvit do you have stats on this occuring?
Chinese carbon from good companies brings no risk. No name stuff that's really cheap may be suspect
Once the fixie community realizes the truth about Chinese carbon, expect to pay double
its been a while
Wobble cycles
I think you are way to critical on the wooden bike and for a guy who has only ridden a few bikes and thinks he know it all .
bike were made of wood long before steel. So were wheels they were made out of bamboo and they were so litre some companies still make them.
In the 70 all we had were some of the parts that you are criticising and before sti and ergo lever and sram .we used 7 speed not 8/9/10 speed.
I thought this was going to be an interesting post but its just you dribbling about what you like and don't like what a waste of time. Do you have over 40 years in bikes sales and making bikes. Who cares what you think.
Epic!
Zach, your ignorance about wooden frames is quite obvious. Do some decent research on them then you'll can make up some on point satire for your roasts.
P.s. I really like fixies and this style of vid but clicked on this vid just for the wood frame.
I thought that you were discontinuing fixie points? Don't get me wrong, I like them. I don't think you need to be so negative (I know it's forced/satire) in order for them to be entertaining. Just keep the jabs lighthearted and give credit where credit is due.
Andri Egilsson go home snowflake
@@operamatthew He's said all those things in an older video, tough guy. I.e. that he finds draining how negative it is.
Andri Egilsson yea... sounds like a snowflake
yep, still a snowflake
Let’s go
he got a shiny nose doe
funny glossy nose
Hes criticizing peoples bikes, mean while his lips are more chapped up than a New York City skate curb. Drink some water and invest in some chap stick perhaps.
lololol
Fixie point thing kinda boring really.
then stop watching
You are really unkind.
Pay respect to the Italian flag on the Bianchi, still the oldest bike factory of the world. Low culture level of Americans...😤
The roasts and insulting people's bikes are in poor taste.
then watch his other videos. the people submit their own bikes hoping to get roasted