He is the only chef I know who will cook food in the oven, shut it off while the thing is still going even though he had a timer set-and then let the food cook itself.
@@th3_jelly_one114 Expressions in the context of expressing himself, not his facial expressions. Probably should have clarified that in the comment but I feel its a little late now.
My fiance did the same thing a couple weeks ago. Except it was a cookies and cream cake [chocolate cake, white chocolate chips, cream cheese frosting, and an entire bag of oreos or similar cookies]
Well he really just made a cheesecake, that is a really known recipe, and built a little funny story around it; not saying it's wrong or something to do it, still funny and entertaining as hell
"Imaginary cake" calls to mind something like: Boris has not found his ration card in 3 weeks, and is running so low on food while subsisting on vodka, that he has begun to hallucinate
Boris being able to analyse how a cake was made purely from remembering the texture and flavor shows actual chef skills. The fact that he remembered those things from a dream shows skills of a masterchef
"When eating imaginary cake, remember to not bite and instead imagine that you're eating it." "In addition to eating, if you have any allergies to air and a bit of c02 then you shouldn't eat imaginary cake."
I once woke up and wanted to make donuts with an exact recipe in my head. They turned out pretty good, but without question lowered my lifespan by 3 to 5 years.
I once dreamed of a weird chocolate chip cookie recipe; without doubt, in no way did it resemble the traditional method of making chocolate chip cookies, plus it included three weird ingredients not common in cookies.
But it was a soup kitchen, a slav soup kitchen not a burger restaurant in northern mid eastern US that makes good chocolate cakes but portillo's is the western equivalent of the soup kitchen he dreamed of. Who knows maybe in a parallel universes there's a soup kitchen in Russia where they serve this cake.
I have some suggestions for the imagenary cake's name: -The Dream Cake -The Boris -The Artyom -The Soft Soviet Salvation (Yes, I know that its' initals are SSS. Shut up) -The Comrade's Cake
If Boris actually made this cake from his dreams, then he is extremely talented. Seriously, being able to make something from your dream is a very, very special ability. He might do well as an engineer, because engineers need to be able to make something without instructions. This is the next level of that, because he doesn't even fully know what he is making in the first place, as he got this cake from a dream. P.S. I think you should have just kept the name "Imaginary Cake"
"If you do not start, you cannot fail or succeed". Sometimes I take things for granted but the quotes from Boris actually have weight to them and I appreciate his wisdom.
Me: *having anxiety and studying for college exams for 5 hours today* Boris: "Never fear, Boris is here" Also, did Boris use whole F-word without cutting to static?
I love how happy he sounded when he finally got the cake to match his dream. Hearing him be happy is very nice, especially when it's when he accomplished something!
"making imaginary cake". So, just another normal end of month dessert.
Congratulations you have made the title
Stolen comment
@@lindenleo it's *OUR* comment
Only this time it's at the start of month
Absolutely 🤣
"The slav's dream" I think there isn't a better name for it
Definitely
Yes.
Very much yes
Agreed.
No better
Most chefs: *Make something with relatively established recipes*
Boris: *Makes Boris's dream cake*
lol so true
Lets do it home now давай
It actually looks rather similar to my late grandmother’s recipe for New York cheesecake.
I made the pie/cake And Hoky crap was it delicious especially with Greek halva
He is the only chef I know who will cook food in the oven, shut it off while the thing is still going even though he had a timer set-and then let the food cook itself.
1st recipe: the weird cake you find on pinterest
2nd recipe: literally just butter on cookie
3rd recipe: complete cake
Ngl they all look delicious
@@Ying.3 ikr
399 likes
Wait till 911 likes.
@@UmarMadrahimov-d6d😮 I'm the 911th like
"If you do not start, you cannot fail..... or succeed" - Boris 2020
But, then you would fail to start or succeed to not start. I am using too many brain cells I guess
Pure wisdom
@таджик на нексии bullshit facts are still facts.
If he can make cake that doesn’t exist from dream then he could possibly make anything he wanted if he dreamt it, slav superpower
fun fact: you can't fail if you don't give up
@boy lasagna you are in denial. you can't think properly
@@bitterlemonboy you can't fail if you never try, you see you have to think with your big brain
Unga Bunga That is unless he dreams about a meat that doesn't come from any animal on earth or something
"I had a dream. Today we create stalinium gun"
Maybe call the cake something like: “Sleepy Breeki”
*yes*
*definitely*
*yes*
Да
YESS
Yes!
Sleepy Breeki Quarantiky
Chefs: Taking years creating a new recipe and perfecting it
Boris: **dreams it and recreates it in three tries**
Underrated comment
“Recipe?”
Boris: “It was revealed to me in a dream
Boris is like a Ghost-Type Pokemon; he's literally eating his dreams
Yeah
@@nfkc just follow boris!
I think that's psychic.
I.e: Hypno and Drowzee. Maybe Munna.
@@MinatheRaichu nsfw male skirt pokemon
@@megajernos970 waht
You can just feel the happiness that he got it right from his expressions alone and its just so awesome
Expressions, But He Doesn't Show His Face
@@th3_jelly_one114 Expressions in the context of expressing himself, not his facial expressions. Probably should have clarified that in the comment but I feel its a little late now.
@@A_Shadow87"what a strange fucking expression"
This dude legit recreated what he remembers eating in his dream Wednesday night. Meanwhile I cant remember my phone number.
My fiance did the same thing a couple weeks ago. Except it was a cookies and cream cake [chocolate cake, white chocolate chips, cream cheese frosting, and an entire bag of oreos or similar cookies]
xD
Meanwhile, I can't remember when is my dad coming back for that milk
Well he really just made a cheesecake, that is a really known recipe, and built a little funny story around it; not saying it's wrong or something to do it, still funny and entertaining as hell
And remembers it was 15 years ago
Not even Ramsey could make something he just literally dreamed up
Imagine a crossover where Boris cooks with Ramsey lol
@@Steamed Oh God it's almost inevitable
@Mina30000000 Ha ha shouty man yells and punches a fish
*Ramsey*
@@YenjiGonko228 yes imagine a angry brithish guy and a russian coocking
Boris: “Cant go wrong with chocolate topping, blin”
Subtitles: PANCAKE
Disappointed noises.
Blin is pancake u stupid
@@Ghost-em4st sarcasm.png
Who the Blyat watches Boris with subtitles?
@@imperialeagle Do you not read the subtitles?
"Imaginary cake" calls to mind something like:
Boris has not found his ration card in 3 weeks, and is running so low on food while subsisting on vodka, that he has begun to hallucinate
Facts
Гәпәғ кев аітыһ муугэх
Vodak LoL
ah yes, delicious vodak.
Queueing for hours to buy beetroot makes you start to hallucinate cake
Name: Сонный торт Бориса
For western spies: Boris’s Sleepy Cake
im indian duh
@Bounty Hunter lol ikr im russian and dont fuck around that i know russian
@@cell9019 Lol. Right
И вправду
sony cake barista?
"Ooh cool a cake"
*makes a pie"
"Oh. Still cool"
"Ooh cool a soufflé"
*makes cold pie*
"Oh. Still cool"
In russian and other eastern european languages pie and cake are the same thing
@@biggamer7876 Oh, thank you for the information !
@@biggamer7876 it's actually also the same thing in most nordic countries I think, at least it's like that here in Denmark ;)
Here in england I would call that a cake, a pie would be more like a steak and kidney pie, pork pie, apple pie, idk really
Who needs real cake when there is imaginary cake blyat
i know right
You didnt really use the word blyat properly....
@@sergeantrickroll9281 who cares blyat
@@sergeantrickroll9281 blyat is like kurwa, you can use it in every sentence
My russian degree cares... :(
Boris at beginning of the month: AHHH yes, dream cake
Boris at end of the month: how to eat a table with no salt
Garnish with drywall to taste
@@imbored7579 what
@@tredI9100 steam floor tiles and grate into the dish
прохладно.
@@deadfurydbf9647 Fry cups and add butter when frying
So this is what inspiration for Gordon Ramsay is like.
swearing?
*Delicious*
Finally,some good f@cking food
Boris being able to analyse how a cake was made purely from remembering the texture and flavor shows actual chef skills. The fact that he remembered those things from a dream shows skills of a masterchef
Underrated comment.
Nah man he is no masterchef. He is the masterslav
I mean his food is pretty good and authentic 😅
The cake-name should definitely be "Boris' Sweet Pillow"!
I like the pillow part!
This guy just made a cake from his dream
not suprising from an average russian
So russians dreamt of invading Berlin?
Shouldn’t we say the cake OF his dreams ? 🤣(pun, no grammarnazi)
A cake from his dreams bro, he just made it.
And it's probably better than any cake I'll ever be able to make
Call this cake "Sweet dreams".
Edit: Actually, it could be called Сладкий сон (A sweet dream), it sounds more slav.
"Are made of these"
"Who am I to disagree"
“Who am I to disagree”
"I've traveled the wooorld and the seveeen seeeeeas"
"Everybody's looking for something"
Everyone: "follow your dreams!"
Boris: Follows that dream
Also everyone: :D
Boris:" this definitely going in the Cookbook".
Me:"you have a secret slav Cookbook? Christmas ist coming soon Boris!!!!"
....ist...? Can you please squat for a moment, i need to check something..
Blin…KELPOO IS GERMAN SPY
Boris: Babushka is busy
Babushka: playing Stalker for 15 hours.
sorry for giving you the 70th like...i destroid a nice number
Boris: I dreamed I was at a restaurant...
Me: Ah I see Boris has gotten a boost from the TH-cam ad revenue in 2020
Nobody: **nothing**
Boris: *_*Eats a chunk of butter*_*
Me: hMM a yes, buterbrod without the brod, perfect.
Brod/bread without buter
@Miloš Đošić auto correct -_-
I also forgot I put a reply in here
@@captain_mario15 ÿëß
Hey if it's salted butter it's not that bad. Certainly not good, but it's at least not going to kill you.
Immediately anyway.
"When eating imaginary cake, remember to not bite and instead imagine that you're eating it."
"In addition to eating, if you have any allergies to air and a bit of c02 then you shouldn't eat imaginary cake."
This sounds like a soviet cook book from times of papa Stalin.
@@kozmonauta0515 ikr
I once woke up and wanted to make donuts with an exact recipe in my head. They turned out pretty good, but without question lowered my lifespan by 3 to 5 years.
I once dreamed of a weird chocolate chip cookie recipe; without doubt, in no way did it resemble the traditional method of making chocolate chip cookies, plus it included three weird ingredients not common in cookies.
That's how you know they were good.
That's about 90% of my cooking but ooohh is so good
whats the recipe i urgently need 57 batches of doughnuts
@@tburtles I actually want to know the recipe too, I'm curious about it.
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate boris,the hard work he does and keeping comrades happy
Oh hell yeah.
Brownies: *exist by accidentally make it wrong*
Boris: * making cake from a dream *
it isn't every day where some slav dude makes a cake from dream
Whenever Boris uploads a new video, the humanity is restored
Boris: puts a whole stick of butter into the topping cream
Also Boris: complains about the topping tasting too much like butter
Well, he forgot to add sugar and milk to counteract that.
A giant soup kitchen that makes thousands of cakes a day....
You might have dreamt of a western restaurant called Portillo's.
Oh yeah, i've heard of that place. I want to eat there, but I live somewhere far away
@@ragingrayquazagaming5094 Same.
But it was a soup kitchen, a slav soup kitchen not a burger restaurant in northern mid eastern US that makes good chocolate cakes but portillo's is the western equivalent of the soup kitchen he dreamed of. Who knows maybe in a parallel universes there's a soup kitchen in Russia where they serve this cake.
Probably more like the Cheese Cake Factory.
@@freqgirl yeah
Boris in the beginning of the video:
*"I, Life of Boris had a dream."*
*l'vent doro instensifies*
Jojo.
@@yigityigitoglu7451 hardbass remix
Oh boy I smell some jojo fans like me
"Normal people do not usually dream in cake."
Are you sure about that? Do people normally dream in blins?
yes.
Mayonez
Kalashnikovs.
No western ar15s.
I dream about studs on bears with Kalashnikov and red flag
Original title if title ever changes: making imaginary cake
What if the change was calling the cake imaginary cake
@@prodthedirtybunny oh oh.
Big brain time 😂
"What if its all a dream"
Boris: *No, make your dreams come true*
Everybody: Look at the quiet kid I bet he's thinking of some bad things
The quiet kid: MMMMMM CAKE.
uh oh
nah it gopnik kid
Boris: crush it like your dreams of becoming a TH-cam superstar
Me: T-34 it is then
Are you ok?
Or being able to afford a M5 E34 at 2 Mio subs
Чо за хуйня comrade
I'd call it "Boris Cake," or just what we've been calling it already, "Imaginary Cake."
@Sightless_Seeker lol
I think you should keep calling it "imaginary cake" -- It definitely grabbed my attention when I clicked on it.
a cake so good it can only be imagined
Jokes aside I'm actually incredibly impressed that he managed to make a cake from his dreams. He's a pastry pioneer!
"That cake is not real."
"IT IS REAL TO ME!"
Other TH-camrs:*make videos with ideas from fans*
Boris:I sleep,I dream,I make
Cake name: [Vadim drilling noices]
Wait wait, Vadim’s soft brains?
Eh? Eh?
(The joke is he is not very smart in case some gopnik didn’t get it)
Yes
reads title
"So we're trying some gourmet venezuelan cuisine"
I think i half understand that joke
Or maybe some middle class mid-century chinese cake
Boris when he makes something bad: Vadim's birthday is coming up...
@таджик на нексии of course
I have some suggestions for the imagenary cake's name:
-The Dream Cake
-The Boris
-The Artyom
-The Soft Soviet Salvation (Yes, I know that its' initals are SSS. Shut up)
-The Comrade's Cake
I like the SSS
I'll take the SSS. I like it
Ssssssssssssss
SSS
I have idea to add to ur list!!
lemon-chocoslav blast
This is the "Artyomcake" because its soft like him
Slavic finger cake
Finally, a Food that will Feed my Imaginary Girlfriend
Finally, a Food that will Feed my Girlfriend. That lives 300ish miles away.
Fixed it mate
My girlfriend just studies in another school
Mental Health.EXE has stopped responding
weeb f u
@@lolk4530 you updated to Windows 10, sorry you need windows 98 to run this
boris: making cake form dreams
me: forget my dream 1 minute after waking up
It makes me legitimately happy to see this, there's something special about capturing in real life that elusive quality of something you dreamed.
motivators: Follow your dreams!
nobody:
Boris: *Makes cake with a recipe from his own dream*
very inspirational
My motivations killing myself
wow a nobody-punchline joke we don't have way too much of these on the site already
That's the way
Remove the "nobody: "
I thought you meant literal imaginary cake, and I thought "ah yes the most popular cake recipe in east germany"
the cake should be named: the slavic dream (Славянская мечта)
y e s
Yes this is good name
Bruh I just posted this 4 hours ago y’all are some dedicated fans
Dream like you dream or something to happen or like in s slept and dreamed of something
“Disappearance of Vadim”
because when you eat it， you could ignore Vadim at all.
If Boris actually made this cake from his dreams, then he is extremely talented. Seriously, being able to make something from your dream is a very, very special ability. He might do well as an engineer, because engineers need to be able to make something without instructions. This is the next level of that, because he doesn't even fully know what he is making in the first place, as he got this cake from a dream.
P.S. I think you should have just kept the name "Imaginary Cake"
It’s true. If I tried to recreate my dream from last night then we would all be under attack by genetically modified brain eating monkeys 🐒.
Completely agree. I think a big reason why this channel took off is that the guy behind it is pretty darn smart
@@corettaha7855 what.
@@amateurmeteorologist7365 "pretty darn smart" Boris is far more intelligent than he lets on and that's why his videos are so fun to watch
Well i do so if I dream of redstone contraptions... I get up build them and they work most of the time. but I guess redstone is a different thing...
«Artyom’s dream cream» there is no better name Boris.
“Artyoms creamy dream”... I’m sorry
artyom cum
@@auugh43546
yea sounds wayy too much like it
This name evolved quickly
"If you do not start, you cannot fail or succeed". Sometimes I take things for granted but the quotes from Boris actually have weight to them and I appreciate his wisdom.
Therapist: its okay Boris, Dream cake arent real
Dream Cake:
chefs:*complicated stuff*
Boris:*Imagines*
You know Boris is going crazy from quarantine when he says blin but the subtitles say pancake
"I Boris Slav Superstar, *HAD A DREAM* "
***hardbass starts***
Giorno hardbass intensifies
“Dream of Boris” cake
Simple and sounds legitimate
Literally seeing this guy so happy over making the cake from his dreams makes me happy-stim, I wanna try this now!!
BORIS WHEN'S COOKING IN LADA VIDEO COMING BLYAT?!
Блин, реально когда ?
He already has but it wasnt dedicated to it
it was cooking with lada so maybe he will cook egg on engine
I love how right now, the title is just in all lower case
I can just imagine Boris slapping a keyboard and going "yeah that's good for now"
What do you expect him to right? MAKING IMAGINARY CAKE (OMG 2AS BEAUTIFUL)
Alternate title:
Russian man makes random mystery cake
Slav Souffle, gotta remember that for my wedding. Thanks, Boris.
Me: *having anxiety and studying for college exams for 5 hours today*
Boris: "Never fear, Boris is here"
Also, did Boris use whole F-word without cutting to static?
Ah blin it doesn't matter if he did use it who cares
Yeah. I mean I love his videos but my younger siblings watch this and they don’t like it when he swears. It is better when he swears in Russian.
@@ronanmahaffey2996 lol enlighten the younger generation into boris
@@ronanmahaffey2996 you cant protect them forever 🙃
@@nicolasbruno829 I was just saying, how many times do you hear him use the full word
Next episode:
make imaginary big soup kitchen
by the way, did you vot-
Boris: WESTERN SPY LOCATED
If you don't start you cannot fail, or succeed. Okay that's deep
this is why i love this guys channel, making a cake from his dream, this is awesome
When Is cooking with Kalashnikov?
Boris pls we need this
Yes! We ned this
Yeeees
Easy, stab meat and vegetables on AK barrel and fire, instant kalashashlik.
Yes please
For the love of all things slav, we need this.
When I first saw the title, I thought it would be an invisible cake out of invisible materials.
I honestly thought that too, but I'm glad it was a real cake.
@@thetwilightzone2403 so im thinking to try it :D
Boris went from a chaotic fella chopping stuff with an axe, to a civilized pastry chef in this one
ah yes, the true prononciation of pancakes:
Blin
i mean thats how slavs and balto-slavs say it
you know, just me hearing boris happy expression makes me happy too
I thought this was going to be how to imagine you're eating a cake and be satisfied with this.
Instead you got a gift from the dream realm
Neat
i was thinking he was going to imagine baking a cake with imaginary ingredients he wished he had or something, this was even better
"Here we have a new project, let's call it: blyat." ~Boris
Yeah I think this cake should be called "blyat"
Call it "The Dreamweaver's Special." Alternatively, "Cream of Veil."
sounds to me like Boris was dreaming about a restaurant called The Cheesecake Factory lol
Don’t buy their beef, it gave me food poisoning
I mean, you're not wrong.
@Evi1M4chine lol they serve TONS more food than just cheesecake.
@Evi1M4chine no they have a regular menu too actually, the cheesecake is just what they're famous for. And nice try but I'm Canadian not American
Boris got his
dream job
Dream game
And now, his dream cake
Inspirational
@@YenjiGonko228 :')
"Ah yes, let's make a cake I saw in my dream"
I doubt anyone would even dream of saying that. This proves how Slav Boris is.
0:36 I saw this dream fifteen....
At this moment I thought he'd say: "fifteen times."
i thought the same!
+
Me too
“If you don’t start you cannot fail... or succeed” weirdly motivating quote
Boris lives in estonia now completely approved: He used Kalev cookies (Estonian cookies)
I'm trying to find somewhere that carries these, know any western stores that may carry similar cookies?
He actually moved to Moscow but he lived in Estonia before that.
Day 416 of quarantine, And we finnaly broke boris, he finnaly went insane.
@@tobiasbreymann7844
No no no, you’re both wrong. If we’re going by feeling move the decimal point one to the right.
E B 'Went' insane?
No, he has reached a new level.
*upgraded his insanity you mean
@@tobiasbreymann7844 I live in the UK, we're going through a 2nd lockdown right now.
Boris accent is the cutest ever YOU ARE WIERDLY WHOLESOME AND I LOVE IT HAHAHHAHAHA😂
"Can never go wrong with halva."
Unfortunately, I am allergic.
Well, good things slavs are not allergic to nothing... well maybe some are to bee sting. But most of us have no allergis
@Sightless_Seeker I thought you were serious for a second, and I was going to correct you, but alas, I am a fool!
@@aricohen5960 I mean for some things eating very small amounts can build up an immunity, not everything though
Ayu blyad
Nu pizdec
Dream cake: doesn't exist
Boris: "Fine I'll do it myself"
the caka could be called "sleepy slav" or "sleeping slav" idk i don't know how to name
May i suggest:
"Soviet Prosperity"
or
"Dreamy Decandence"
Soviet Prosperity sounds great
and dreamy decadence is also good
Both are great! So hard to choose...
Dreamy Decadence sounds nice.
I'd call that cake the "semechcake". Because why not.
sounds way too close to semencake
@@auugh43546 semechki is "little seeds", so it is semen.
@@mentalitydesignvideo yes sir
😄
I love how happy he sounded when he finally got the cake to match his dream. Hearing him be happy is very nice, especially when it's when he accomplished something!
Title: making imaginary cake
My brain: the cake is a lie