Cooking with chainsaw
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Boris cooks soup by using only a chainsaw and pure slav skill. There is potato, carrot, cabbage, meat and.. of course the bay leaf. Delicious as always! Enjoy.
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Gopnik McBlyat - Snakes in Tracksuits
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Boris with chainsaw shirt here:
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Lol
This mad lad actually did it
Oi where is cooking with brick
boris you slav superstar
They say he will cook with t34 tank shell
boris "whats next? cooking with brick?"
gopniks "BRICK! BRICK! BRICK! BRICK! BRICK! BRICK! BRICK!"
Halfbrick!
Cooking with bare hands blin
Brick IS what they eat blyat
Кала́шникова '74!
Well, bricks can be used for searing or roasting.
"We are not savages here!"
*revs chainsaw with culinary intent*
This comment deserves more upvotes.
@@Avaricosity "We are not redditors here!"
*Upvotes with redditary intent*
He's no savage because he put the meat last
Yes.
i love how this implies that бабушка is so used to boris' bs that when she heard that he's making soup outside, she just questions the lack of cabbage instead of the usage of a whole ass chainsaw
No no no, comrade, just another day
In mother Russia.
@@Cat-fy5lw In Mother Russia, Soup Cooks YOU!!!!
I have never expected that a dude speaking in English with heavy Russian accent, cooking a soup with a chainsaw will become one of my favourite youtubers, but here we are. Boris is equally entertaining, amusing and educational, long life to the Slavic Superstar!
He’s speaking English?
@@Teo_spot No he isn’t, he’s speaking in Russian with English captions so us english-speakers can understand him
@@Teo_spot Ruslish
@@absolutely1nothing no no no, he’s speaking English with a bit of Russian with English captions. (I think)
@@P3rs0n_YT sarcasm
2019: Cooking with an axe
2020: Cooking with a chainsaw
2021: Cooking with a lada
2022: Cooking with a T34
2023: cooking with Kalashnikov
2024: cooking with hardbass
I'm sure if the soviet soldiers on the western front had any food they would have found a way to cook it with a t-34
3994: cooking with air
And how about 19 virus in 2020
Boris: Chainsaw noises
Babushka: "Is that Boris making soup outside?"
Yes yes my friend
Babushka always know what happens
He better get some cabbage
"Babushka how old is this sosig?"
"Old enough to be your father"
Sosig? Oh wait that is the god of GTA himself
I think Radal or whoever it is, lol I am not sure
Screw denji,
Boris is the real chainsaw man
Boris: “What next? Cooking with brick?!”
Us: “Well..since you mentioned it..”
THE BRICK IS REQUIRED
@@struhen8591 INDEED
Nah a brick and rebar
I totally agree
"A true slav will use the tool that he have."
If the tool he has is a brick? Surely a true slav such as Boris is bold enough to do it.
"Babushka can we get DOOM Eternal"
"Nyet, we have DOOM Eternal at home"
DOOM Eternal at home:
This one's better
@@benreid3662 because it's SLAVIC!
DOOM: Kitchen Hell
Russian version is the best...i guess
Glory Kill for health
Flame Belch for armor
*CHAINSAW FOR SOUP BLYAT*
Babushka: "what soup is it without cabbage?"
God I love this channel
*revving chainsaw making absolute racket*
Babushka : "What you doing out there?"
Boris : "making soup"
Babushka : *sigh* "you'll need the cabbage!"
😂😂 Love it
boris: "cutting meat with chainsaw not suitable for youtube audiences"
the 5% of meat in the doctors sausage: am I a joke to you?
Everyone on TH-cam: *Slowly turns to glare at the people running TH-cam*
In Russia doctor sausage is made without of meat.
[GD] DeimosS it’s made of doctors
@Andy Tang Sometimes an alternative can be the meat of the dead workers in whatever gulag they have around
@@oddacity5883 gulag was work camp not concentration camp
"But we're not savages here"
*Starts cutting carrots with chainsaw*
After taking a bite out of said carrots
That's normal, isn't it?
Great! Next time only use your fists to carve and cut.
A technologically advanced knife, wouldn't you say?
What is next?
Cooking with a brick?
*Suggested video:* "COOKING WITH A BRICK - slav survival tips with Boris
3:36 "We are not savages here"; start chainsaw to cut f*cking carrots.
I love this guy
- "But we are not savages here."
*proceeds to cut a carrot with a chainsaw*
I don't see a problem here. :)
@@dch0614 lol
I'd like to see you find a "savage" society with chainsaws available
Dammit you beat me to it
Boris should cook food on cpu or graphics card idk just use conputor to cook food cyka
Boris: "We should replace all knives with chainsaws."
Bayonet: *sadness noises*
Chainsaw bayonet
Lancer from Gears of War: *Happiness noises*
Ak47 with bayonet
@@umlowiec knife gun
Katherine McPartlan Yeah, and they already exist too. Yes, they can be mounted on a Kalashnikov.
2:37 pot is dancing like true slav
This is by far the best thing on utube I have seen in a long time. How did I not see this sooner? Thanks Boris from Ireland.☘️🥃
"But we're not savages here"
*Proceeds to cut food with a chainsaw*
I don’t see anything wrong here😂
Yes, exactly.
Just what i was about to say XD
@@theinternetnub4220 damn same
Who else got a bit sad when all that sausage hit the ground
Boris: What is next cooking with Brick?
Me: Yes , We need Content
lol
oh boi that would be hard
yes
Boris gave us the idea. It's his fault, now he has to do it!
LOL he did give us the idea 😂
When people cant cut with a chainsaw :
“ NOOOOOOOO, THIS IS TRASH”
Boris: Does Slav squat
“It works!”
It's a good sign that boris's humour still makes me laugh even after the first time seeing this video
Gordon Ramsay: cooks outside
Boris: *hold my potato peel*
No hold my bay leaf
What potato peel? 🤣
We ain't peeling potatoes here unless we are gonna cook it separately and if we do, we use a knife at least, no peelers, because peelers are too soft core for Boris.
Bay leaf
He cooks in space
The food:
50% tasty of slavian soup
50% splinters of wood
Don't forget the chain lubricating oil out. That will give it a special taste...
and 10% chainsaw oil the secret ingredient
Dewa Supardi gulash is not slav
Sawdust
@@idkwhatthisisforplzhelp3678 it's a special goulash anyway ;)
Boris:'And one smol friend'
Me:RUN,A CHAINSAW IS IN COOKING TOOLS
Imagine being his neighbor hearing a chainsaw going off and immediately know he's making soup
2019: Cooking with a axe
2020: Cooking with a cainsaw
2021: Cooking with a Kalashnikov
2022: Cooking with a T34
2023: Cooking a T34
Evolution is amazing isnt it?
2024: Cooking with Sputnik
2025: Cooking with a KV-2
2026: Cooking with T1000
2058: Cooking a T34 with a T34 in a T34
"Whats next, cooking with brick"
Gopnik fans: Whomst has awakened the ancient one?
I've cooked on rocks before
Cook with brick
He means bang the brick so hard the friction causes the brick to catch fire to cook on
You all use bricks? I make my own brick tools then make my food
Chainsaw will broke.
Let's take a moment to appreciate how BADASS the intro is, with the chainsaw and hardbass in sync! I could watch that part alone for hours!
The most impressive part to me is that he ingests all of that chainsaw oil and doesnt end up in the hospital.
“We are not savages here”
No no, we are slavages.
This is probably the most underrated shit ever
We are not savages here proceeds to cut potato with a fucking chainsaw
Derpy Guy as Boris says "we cook with tools we have*
*we* definitely are.
wee woo wee woo slavaboo alert
Next episode:
"Cooking with molotov cocktail."
m1g4t0r yes
Blyat vadim burned the goulash
Next episode:
How to make molotov cocktail
Im going to comment on every video that Boris should collab with his babushka and Anatoli and they all wear masks and make delicious food while commenting on the old, simpler times. I love his family oriented videos, so wholesome.
Now that I think about it, the chainsaw was probably one of those self oiling ones and he's likely eating both oil and sawdust and dirt. All of which are known as "spice".
"What's next, cooking with brick?"
Do not question the fans, Boris.
Edit: I refuse to "thank you for the likes" blyat
4:47 HE SAID HE WANTS TO COOK WITH BRICK NEXT, *COOK WITH A BRICK BORIS!!!*
We need this
go ahead, cook with a brick!
He said it
@@daws1620 pedro made the joke that he said that
Next episode:
“Cooking With Brick” lmao
Needs to happen
Y e s
Nah cooking with lada
@@yourdrifttunerisabot a Lada is a brick, so either way he'd be cooking with a brick.
Cooking with plasma cutter
Perfect cooking skills doesn't exi-
Boris: We are not savages here
Also Boris: *HOLDS A CHAINSAW AND PROCEEDS TO DESTROY CARROT*
"What's next, cooking with brick?"
Everyone: Well, yes....
Cooking in lada please! :'D
Cooking with Kalashnikov
yes please
I petition boris if he chooses to do this in future, set tarp on the ground so not so much dirt goes into food.
@@agustiprayoga1157 he already cook in Lada, granted it's not a full cooking video. The video is 10 reasons to get a Lada.
"What's next, cooking with brick?"
No Boris, bare hands. Punch the onion in half with your slav muscles.
Well actually, there's comments asking Boris to cook with bricks before the video even started XD
@@reaperonemlbb3010 daa i second this blyat
this is the first of your videos i watched and 3 years later it still gets me rolling on the ground in laughter. thank you for all your support in my life. even if you aren't completely aware of it, your vids have brought laughter and knowledge into my life and the lives of my family members :)
No knives, no hatchets, just Boris and one smol friend.
*smol friend being a CHAINSAW*
Chefs: no you can't just cook with unconventional tools
Boris: chainsaw go brrrr
i was gonna make that joke, thanks anyway
Literally
Haha chain go spin saw
Train go boom
Boris : "We are not savages here!"
Also Boris : "Proceeds to cut carrots with chainsaw"
Blin it is good
1:45 “i’ll tell you one day”
LO AND BEHOLD, HATCHET SOUP STORY IS UP NOW
I love the content, I have been watching since 2018-19 and have been loving the content! Keep it up Boris!
"Making Gulash with a Chainsaw"
Me: Must be clickbait
Boris: Hold my fuel tank
Blayt
Hold my vodka
if we hold he cant cut
> fuel tank
Cooking with flamethrower confirmed?
@@regza12".... My.... "
*Gulag intensives*
Boris: we are not savages
Proceeds to cut carrots with a chainsaw
Me: that's right! we are SLAVages
Ayyyyy
Slavs with ages
My man Boris-- you rock. Keep up the good work and I will keep on watching. Very entertaining.spacibo!
Man the new episode of chainsaw man is epic
"But we are not savages here."
CHAINSAW REVVING INTENSIFIES
I love how babushka is like “what’s that noise?”
Boris:”SOUP”
Babushka:”YOU NEED CABBAGE”
Babushka knows what's up!
Č À B B Á G È
Ç Ã B B Ä Ğ Ə
Ç Â B B Å G Ē
We*
Boris: “we’re not savages here”
Chainsaw:Vroooooooom
Dr Bright: *Prepare for trouble*
Boris with a chainsaw: *and make it double*
Babushka: "What are you up to, Boris?"
Boris: "Cooking with chainsaw, Babushka"
Babushka: "Xорошо, but don't forget cabbage!"
😂
Boris: *cooking*
Fans: with what now?
Boris: *_W I T H B R I C K_*
actually a good challenge! you can sand down a brick into something more useful too!
Is authentic american recipe. You cook chicken, but you put brick on top.
Sometime in the future:
*"COOKING WITH LADA"*
@@Mac33299 Practical. We can use the engine as a heat source.
*Kirpich**
Your family must be endlessly entertained by your crazy cooking videos! This is one of my favorites :)
Babuska: "Hears Chainsaw"
Babuska: ffs is Boris making soup again?
for blin s sake cyka XD
*Sound of rolling pin impacting head* Wasting food, no wonder you're such a skinny grandson... *Babushka complaints trail off as she goes to get cabbage*
stolen comment
@@danielsteger8456 are u saying my comment is stolen?
Is only business babushka
Boris's neighbors are concerned.
They hear him with a chainsaw for hours, yet he has no trees in his yard
*Piece of SHIT, keeping Boris hungry!*
Vadim will be terrified
It's only a matter of time before borris releases his own cook book
2:58 he added "log spice" not earth like last time :))
"We can add this things in like this, but we aren't savages here."
Proceeds to chop carrot with chainsaw
Yes I can agree, cooking with chainsaw is a very cultured practice.
I read your comment at the exact time Boris said that
I wanted to comment the exact same thing
What about that egg at the start tho
zyanid, you maybe mean the onion haha
I like to imagine Boris’s babushka is just very chill with him doing this. “Oh you’re making soup with a chainsaw? Well don’t forget the cabbage, then!”
Sweet Babushka, as always.
Don’t forget the bay leaf.
“We could just put them (carrots) in without cutting. But we aren’t savages here” *pulls out chainsaw and cuts carrots with that
Boris: Technically we could throw these in without cutting them, but we are not savages here
Also Boris: *Chainsaw intensifies*
Every vegetable: *rolls away*
Boris : WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE JUDGEMENT
Sausage party: The massacre.
"What is next, cooking with brick?"
No
Next is with Kalashnikov
Yes please
With bayonet
@@bahbeh7770 no just bulets and vodka
@@bahbeh7770 He normaly cooks with bayonet in videos, so...
cook with the stock of an ak47
Finally! High quality content.
“We’re not savages here”
*Proceeds to make an entire meal with chainsaw*
babushka: *hears chainsaw*
babushka: "either boris making soup again or deduchka cutting tree... better bring cabbage!"
Xd
Do u know what is babushka?
Sorry about my English...
@@Tohhich_ grandma
@@alipaltair9187 Yeah. You are the first who knows this from foreigners whom I know
Stryker who doesn't know that
Next challenge: "Cooking with hammer and sickle"
Ah yes
ah yes
ah yes
Ah yes
Ah yes
Just found this channel two days ago. Tonight is Monday. Feeling blyatiful. Stopped to get some vodka on the way home from work, so I can watch Boris, master chef. This is the best vodka, it is the one that has me feeling Cheeki breeki. Too old to squat. Sitting in my usual camping chair in my driveway, waiting for the neighborhood gopnicks to come around. Hoodlums here. We call ourselves neighborhood watch. Lol.
Damn these videos are good. Keep on keeping on Boris. Love from America.
saw 2 videos and ive seen enough.
take my subscription
I could just imagine looking over the fence at the sound and just see him cutting some food with a chainsaw
Bruh I would have been like you want some steak
@@plumdestiny6968 nice
Hey neighbor want some butterbrod
@@andrewho618 yes i will take some
Lenn PinkDemon hmm, that would be the same pretty much anywhere but Russia. Russia is truly a great place.
Boris: "What's next cooking with brick?"
Well now you have to cook with a brick, no exceptions
Damn new chainsaw man chapter looking lit
Thank you Boris, for everything.
"What is next, cooking with brick?"
Thanks for suggesting. Everyone wants that now.
let's make this happen!
Next on cooking with boris:
*"Making barbecue with flamethrower"*
Nice
shashlik?
How with cooking barbecue with lada engine?
alcohol based flamethrower for extra flavor and less sooty aftertaste
Y. E. S.
Forget Denji, Boris is the real Chainsaw Man
I TOTALLY need to try making this soup
Boris: “And wait till your neighbour Bursts into flames”
Vadim: *NERVOUS SWEATING*
*black smoke starts to appear*
Vadim: *Coffin Dance*
That would be epik
Hold up, lii go get my popcorn
And wait for neighbor to burst into flames
Vadim: A'ight ima head out
This the first like I ever got
@@redsunsoverparadise hey the coffin dance is not a rule to be here GO TO GULAG
“The longer the Slav King remains on Earth the stronger he becomes.”
*hard bass intensifies*
I'll wait for this Doom Eternal mod.
Tray Terra that means it will take at least billions of years to die
Nah that's OK just let him stay here
Boris is Awesome. Hes the best. Dude this is some great content.!!!!
"We're not savages here."
-Boris, 2020
When he cooked with axe he said “use chainsaw next time” as a joke, look what happened. And now he said “what is next a brick”. Don’t make a promise you can’t keep Boris
Cant wait for the next video, maybe he'll use a small brick, or a BIG brick.
@@tallzombie12345 he'll probably use both
Or a brick shaped into a knife. Who knows
(smashes brick into potato)
@@keppachi1216 that would be difficult but not impossible.
Next Challenge:
Cooking without tools just hands
Too easy. True slav use feet
True slav power only mode of cooking
@Arvid Williamsson Lol you have linus tech tips face
Is not Slav enough.
Nice challange :D
2 years later and im still laugh. thnx man
it's cool how just for one video, you dropped the comedy schtick and showed some real, traditional slav cooking.
Cutting onion with knife: it makes you cry
Cutting onion with chainsaw: you make it cry
This is the last of 14 Boris videos I got recommended in a row
best cooking channel ever
"But how babushka had the power to wield a chainsaw"
IS THE KOMPOT BLYAT
YES COMRADE
Next episode:
"cooking with kalashnikov ft. cousin anatoly"
It's Anatoli
Ay blyat, there is red liquid everywhere. Whatever, the Soviet Union cannot live without the red.... This we fix with bandaid
yes
Amazing ASMR/ Cooking!
no, this is just pure slav cooking, not asmr.
Tried your soup, I was AMAZING!😍
I have an idea for the next cooking with video: "COOKING WITH A ROCK" (a sharp rock obviously) caveman style 100%
Thats actually pretty easy. Stone tools can be very sharp.
Yes
@@ahmadsyahir475 but he has to source the rocks from nature/make his own tools
I've made a few using quartz and quartzite. Never try to cook something but it definitely can be sharper than knives especially obsidian . I've hurt myself few times, blood came out and i didn' t even realise i cut myself. Btw I'm an archaeologist and also SEM operator
Ooga booga cuisine