Bernard Black hates people

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ก.พ. 2010
  • Scene montage from Black Books.
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ความคิดเห็น • 92

  • @JackPoppy
    @JackPoppy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    I relate to Bernard far more than any healthy, intelligent human being should.

    • @bledonyou
      @bledonyou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well what a special little snowflake you are! Imagine relating to a character, you must be truly special.

    • @lonefaolan6042
      @lonefaolan6042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think there is a bit of Bernard in all of us. 🙃

    • @Amybozhemoi
      @Amybozhemoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      are you a snarky bastard alcoholic man? hahahahahahha

    • @drwilsonstoenailpolish3194
      @drwilsonstoenailpolish3194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same honestly

    • @thexskating
      @thexskating 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @disturbedrocks1996
    @disturbedrocks1996 12 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    its obvious isn't it he treats it like his own personal library and the whole show revolved around a single idea that people who run second hand bookshops are often exactly like Bernard

  • @A-Duck
    @A-Duck 13 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "Hello?? Is this the place where you order books from, from where you want to sell them from your bookshop??"
    My lolz were heard far and wide XD

  • @smallfox2
    @smallfox2 11 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    This is still my favourite TV show of all time!

  • @YourFateForever
    @YourFateForever 11 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    could not stop laughing because that's what I always want to tell people when I walk into a store.

  • @Amalekites
    @Amalekites 11 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Now go there and await my instructions." ^^

  • @nancybrown8338
    @nancybrown8338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I don't know why people don't understand that Bernard runs the book store to pay for his wine and cigarettes. The abuse is a freebie for the customers. I would love to shop at his store, the challenge would be will I get to buy a book today? I would rather have him than an annoying suck up trying to sell me everything in the store.

  • @BlimeyGames
    @BlimeyGames 12 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Oh come now. he doesn't hate them. he just wishes they didn't exist :p

    • @krazycats564
      @krazycats564 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He doesn't care if they exist or not as long as they go away

  • @Andraste77
    @Andraste77 13 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Ah, I remember working in retail.

  • @Nebagram
    @Nebagram 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Bernard Black is my spirit animal.

  • @cloudsombrero
    @cloudsombrero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    my headcanon for why the shop was still going despite bernard and why people browse there is because bernard has the best selection of books

  • @GayFrankenstein
    @GayFrankenstein 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The title is almost as obvious as 'The Sky is Blue'.

    • @NosceTeIpsum
      @NosceTeIpsum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Being from England, that is hardly obvious.

  • @dustinprewitt
    @dustinprewitt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I am bernard but without the alcoholism, and I don't know if that makes it better or worse.

  • @GTA5Player1
    @GTA5Player1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    2:15 Saying it how it is! Absolute legend.

    • @fadetoblack1026
      @fadetoblack1026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can understand his sentiment, but speaking like that to an employee makes one a cunt.

    • @GTA5Player1
      @GTA5Player1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fadetoblack1026 On one hand, yes. On the other, sales people can be like that just as well!

  • @danielcropp8553
    @danielcropp8553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I read the title of this video with two words switched that made the meaning very, very different.

  • @Kitschensyngk
    @Kitschensyngk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:19
    My inner self at Best Buy.

  • @ethanholgate2512
    @ethanholgate2512 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    2:15 this is my father in a nutshell 😂

  • @thexskating
    @thexskating 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm an asshole like this at my job, especially to fucking assholes causing problems. How I haven't been fired is beyond me.

  • @Ondrus21
    @Ondrus21 12 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That's brilliant! I've always loved the British sense of humor.

  • @Tsmowl
    @Tsmowl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I misread the title and was a little worried there for a second.

  • @Losrandir
    @Losrandir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My bet is the 2:12 guy is the person he hates the least

  • @EmirAbakus
    @EmirAbakus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "CLOSED"

  • @skyguy696
    @skyguy696 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That guys hair at 2:24. X,D

  • @dudefrombelgium
    @dudefrombelgium ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That title could have meant something way different.

  • @beng1603
    @beng1603 12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've had this question that I've been asking myself since the day I started watching this show.
    "If Burnard doesn't like people, why then he run a book shop in the first place?!"

    • @VivaLaDnDLogs
      @VivaLaDnDLogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why does he ever leave his home if he hates people?
      Because we all have to do things we don't like.

  • @MrZootSuitz
    @MrZootSuitz ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I read the title wrong

  • @DeathByTarantula
    @DeathByTarantula 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hahaha! I read the title of this very wrongly. I was confused about it until I reread the title and realised I mixed up 'Black' and 'hates'.

  • @Buffyhitz
    @Buffyhitz 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Definitely my favorite line. Wish I could use that.

  • @dissous03
    @dissous03 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ahh JESUS

  • @tf2whackyengineer
    @tf2whackyengineer 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Touche!

  • @PetaHillier
    @PetaHillier 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Maureen Johnson you.... you.... *stare*

  • @westgoten
    @westgoten 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Whats the name of the actor that plays the very angry customer?

  • @luminair11
    @luminair11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hilarious!!!!

  • @itsandyme9192
    @itsandyme9192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That happens all the time where I work. We have a table with our opening and closing times right on the door. We start work an hour an an half before opening and you get people pressing their faces against the door asking us if we are open. How stupid do you have to be?

  • @martensight
    @martensight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Does anyone know what is the name of the music that starting at 3:08 ?

    • @natzzef
      @natzzef 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm not sure but... sounds like Franzl Lang? is it weird that I know this? lol

    • @martensight
      @martensight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@natzzef thanks :))

  • @williamigden1044
    @williamigden1044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *xD*

    • @forever21856
      @forever21856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is the best comedy

  • @sipdemarsman9511
    @sipdemarsman9511 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    is it possible Bernard Black is blind?

  • @tf2whackyengineer
    @tf2whackyengineer 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If you rearranged the words in the title, it would be quite racist.

    • @Neuroneos
      @Neuroneos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Black hates Bernard people

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good

  • @disturbedrocks1996
    @disturbedrocks1996 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    how is Bernard people hates black racist? lmfao

  • @HoryShiitMan
    @HoryShiitMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I read the title wrong