Me too I used to always catch it on the TV during the afternoon and I would always grab some muffins tea for some reason and watch ah yes the good times does anyone know why they cancelled it
You probably dont care but if you're stoned like me during the covid times then you can stream all of the new movies on Instaflixxer. Have been streaming with my girlfriend for the last weeks =)
@@aysenur5407 darcy'i cok sevsem de modern dunyada culsuzken kimse onu o kadar ciddiye almazdi, sosyal fobili icine kapanik bir tip olurdu bernard gibi
"hello is this 'a place that you call for when you want ta buy books so you can sell em in your bookshop? What? No..I don't know! Look, can you jus' send me some book?! Oh God!" Easily my favorite Bernard moment.
The amount of times I’ve watched this video is truly concerning. Black Books probably will remain my favourite series of all time. God, I should not resemble Bernard this much at 18. I’m literally him but sober.
"I'm about to stop playing Who should I kill first in my head and just go for what feels natural. I think I start with me, then it's you..." so absolutely well put and suitable for wo many social situations. Bernie is my spirit animal!
This was fantastic but it missed 2 of my favourite quotes: * Fran showing off her new hairstyle asking if anyone notices anything different * Bernard: You've turned into a heron and also (talking about Manny's crush) "I'm trying to imagine this girl who fancies you and all I can picture is you in a dress"
My favourite show ever! And also my topic of choice for a profile essay I had to write for my English class. "Do you eat? I do. Do you want to do that in the same room sometime?" I may have to use that to ask a lady to dinner. Or paraphrase!
I love this show. Bernard is such a great character. Whenever I need a good laugh I watch an episode or three. It's my kind of humour realistic interaction between friends.
Sorry, but you can not possibly condense the Best of Bernard Black into 14+ minutes...but this does a fairly decent job of it. One of my favorite bits was when Bernard ducked under the dinner table, and there was a bar and bartender down there.
I was missing "You didn't do CoBumBo, did you?" - "No, I didn't have any cigars". (As a non-native speaker*, it took me like 10 re-watches to finally get the joke. Now, it is definitely among my favourites.) * What finally made me understand was getting to know the name of the Kojak actor. Belly Savalas😂😂😂
great collection. so glad i found this at the time. it certainly is an acquired taste as no one liked it but me. and now i find out - he’s a damn funny stand-up. too good! :} 😼
Oh I don't know it's an impossible choice walls, thermometer's I'll just have to hope that when I do flip the coin it somehow explodes and kills me! 😂😂😂
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I find it incredible that Dylan Moran was 28 in the first season. He was born aged 46 I swear
frrr
that's because he's irish, we're born grumpy old bastards
@@jpenneymrcoin6851 we sure are
This is the most true statement about Dylan I’ve ever read.
He was 28??? The man's an unrecognized genius omg
Bernard Black is one of the best characters ever created.
Is my personal antidote to Covid19 😂😂😂
he was supposed to be suicidal, i wish they didn't lighten it for tv
10:51
The implication his suit isn't black it's just filthy is genius.
"I am a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all."
"What are you eating?" "Some sort of delicious biscuit." " It's a coaster."
Are there any more?
A stroopwafel!
The show is so underrated. I miss it terribly.
Me too I used to always catch it on the TV during the afternoon and I would always grab some muffins tea for some reason and watch ah yes the good times does anyone know why they cancelled it
I could watch each and every ep on repeat on non stop.
You probably dont care but if you're stoned like me during the covid times then you can stream all of the new movies on Instaflixxer. Have been streaming with my girlfriend for the last weeks =)
@Tommy Lee yup, been watching on InstaFlixxer for since november myself :)
@@tommylee7218 I care about everything
Everyone had their tv show crushes mine was always Bernard…
100%
The existential tornado of grumpiness that is Bernard.
concucted by fiancé faking death
The older I am the more I understand him.
Actually: I am not even old, I just think......
@@navecamnedia oh no....
Seriously... WTF......
@@somegirl558don't even trust that, it's just not true. his fiancée faked her death in the first place because he was such a slob.
'I'd love to hear about Jesus what's he up to now?' 😂😂😂
He is how Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice would be like if he was Irish, broke, lived in modern world and didn't bother to solve his mental issues.
THAT IS THE WORST COMPARISION IN ENTIRE WORLD..... WTF.... NO.
@@somegirl558 they have the same energy in my opinion lmao
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@@aysenur5407 darcy'i cok sevsem de modern dunyada culsuzken kimse onu o kadar ciddiye almazdi, sosyal fobili icine kapanik bir tip olurdu bernard gibi
"I just knew her as Ma!!"
I can always feel myself becoming more misanthropic whenever I watch this show.
‘I can feel bits of my brain falling away like a wet cake’
"hello is this 'a place that you call for when you want ta buy books so you can sell em in your bookshop? What? No..I don't know! Look, can you jus' send me some book?! Oh God!" Easily my favorite Bernard moment.
Best line :D it kills me everytime:D
I think "With a pickle?" tops that every time, mainly because of the beatific expression with which he says the line.
"They're real Dickens." is one of the best, most accurate put-downs you're ever likely to hear.
This show is a comic masterpiece. It is almost perfect.
The only thing that could make it perfect was if they had 25 episodes a season instead of the whole show just being only 18 little episodes...
@@raven_of_zoso455 No way! It's perfect as short as it is. I'm glad it wasn't run into the ground like a lot of American sitcoms
The amount of times I’ve watched this video is truly concerning. Black Books probably will remain my favourite series of all time. God, I should not resemble Bernard this much at 18. I’m literally him but sober.
Time to change the last one!
I'm becoming more and more like this man as I age, it is actually quite scary.
Am I the only person who thinks that Dylan Moran would play a fantastic Doctor Who?
Great idea. I'm totally in agreement
Omg yes
Oh oh oh! You are so right!
Only if it's literally Bernard Black as Dr Who with Manny as the girl
Yes, and I could play Jo Grant.
"don't make me get sick into my own scorn" definitely entered my phrase book from this show
"Don't make me laugh.... bitterly..."
"I'm about to stop playing Who should I kill first in my head and just go for what feels natural. I think I start with me, then it's you..." so absolutely well put and suitable for wo many social situations. Bernie is my spirit animal!
I have the exact same personality as Bernard, especially concerning misanthropy
'I just knew her as ma' hit me on a primal level
Bernard is my spirit animal.
Same. He's just an Irish me lmao
His standup is hilarious. I’m glad I found this show. Hilarious and clever.
Indeed.
One of the best shows. It hurts when you finish last episode
If you live in a council flat, beside a river, but are not, blind. WHAT?!?!?
I swear this show gets better every time I watch it. 😹
Mandela effect?
Joke. Seriously, a joke.
''He's mine! Get your own human plaything!''
"You quartz-brained little cream puff!"
This was fantastic but it missed 2 of my favourite quotes:
* Fran showing off her new hairstyle asking if anyone notices anything different *
Bernard: You've turned into a heron
and also
(talking about Manny's crush) "I'm trying to imagine this girl who fancies you and all I can picture is you in a dress"
"What am I supposed to do..while you're busy doing the underpants charleston with this insane blind tart!?"
Irish sarcastic burns are the best ☘
"have you no respect? he's mine"
Zvonimir Čarija
"Get your own human plaything!!" 😂😉
My favorite moment
What episode is that from?
@@samvidas9599Season 3 Episode 1 where Manny works for Goliath
@@Mungoteazer11581 "Hahaha ha...*slam* I'm really ANGRY now!!!"
Just one 45 minute reunion special, that’s all we ask for. Please.
Bernard isn't my "spirit animal" ... I AM Bernard
They really should've done one more season...
...or 15
I'm not sure what do you do?....oh thank God I thought had a disease. Omg that gets me everytime lol
You cut the half ten bit too early, when he says what happens is the funniest moment
" i woke with a bit of a hangover" *screams* 🤣
My favourite show ever! And also my topic of choice for a profile essay I had to write for my English class. "Do you eat? I do. Do you want to do that in the same room sometime?" I may have to use that to ask a lady to dinner. Or paraphrase!
Jack Grady ive actually used that. Girls think its cute.
To Bernard Black! The most miserable grump in the entire world! A man so unpleasant, even Death doesn't want him!
Ha, the progression of blackboard messages, "Don't do that" to just "DON'T" 😂
You are wearing an accordion... is my favorite phrase of the whole series.🤣🤣🤣
"hello?!. Is this the place where you order books from for when you want to sell them from your book shop?". 😂😆
We suffer we slave and we expire.
Current head-canon: Black Books is a Harry Potter AU when he never got his letter and spent all his formative years under the stairs.
Could also be an AU where he didn't want to deal with a society that insisted on forcing schoolkids to fight literal supervillains every bloody year.
I love this show. Bernard is such a great character. Whenever I need a good laugh I watch an episode or three. It's my kind of humour realistic interaction between friends.
But... ...I HAVE RIGHTS!!
Cutting off the "What happens?" during his half-ten rant is fucking criminal!
I cant stop watching the bit where he wakes up with "a bit of a hangover" ... i've been laughting for 20 mins now... make it stop
Bernard is amazing
these character quizzes keep telling me i’m him so now i’m here lmaoo they are correct i love it
I wish I could live like Bernard 😂
Me too with the cute Fran and tormenting of Manny 😃
omg I haven't thought about Black Books in ages, thank you YT suggestions!
6:25 such a perfect life philosophy
2:02 bernard going on about being gay and dancing when we saw him prancing across the street and dancing in place in that very episode 💀
fr and i love how he says the only reason he's not gay is because he's not clean enough 💀
Sorry, but you can not possibly condense the Best of Bernard Black into 14+ minutes...but this does a fairly decent job of it.
One of my favorite bits was when Bernard ducked under the dinner table, and there was a bar and bartender down there.
I love the pizza covered in wasps.
I was missing "You didn't do CoBumBo, did you?" - "No, I didn't have any cigars". (As a non-native speaker*, it took me like 10 re-watches to finally get the joke. Now, it is definitely among my favourites.)
* What finally made me understand was getting to know the name of the Kojak actor. Belly Savalas😂😂😂
"I'd love to hear about Jesus, what's he up to now?"
Anyone who just sees this will think it's crap. Most of the lines are only funny in context, once you know the character.
Black Books is so funny these guys had great chemistry.
Bernard Black is my spirit animal
Thanks, just saved me a lot of time watching the whole thing/series over again....
I can’t believe I just found this show in the late 2019. I wish there was so much more omg
13:26 I have been looking for that quote. Oh, and the ending: "YOU CAN'T HANG-UP ON THE UNDEAD!"
Best ending to a series, forever & ever amen.
The final scene in Blackadder Goes Forth. I rest my case.
9:53 the part I was waiting for.
9:34 this is what true civility looks like
I'm worried that one day I'll end up exactly like bernard.
Eh already there at least sarcasm is free
I'm already misanthropic, resentful, and bitter as he is
Its inevitable, yoou either become your father or Bernard black
Nothing better than watching this show with wine
great collection. so glad i found this at the time. it certainly is an acquired taste as no one liked it but me. and now i find out - he’s a damn funny stand-up. too good! :} 😼
Love Bernard
That is exactly how i run my life and people always advice me to visit a therapist for some reason. Weird people.
i just love tjis show...
The most chaotic INTP
As a turbulent ISTPINTP I feel vindicated by your observation 😂, my hair isn't as lank, but only because of male pattern balding
What's that? I don't know some sort of delicious biscuit. Gets me every time.
Binge watched all these on early free Hulu years ago.
You don't have to say anything. I just look at your life and work backwards.
He's hilarious! X,D
Bernard Black is my patronus!
Yes! I can see it now, you yell "Expecto patronum!" and he comes out of the wand and starts verbally bitchslapping the Dementors until they flee!
Bernard must be the (!*little bit more*!) intelectual/compassionate version of Gordon Ramsay.
Ney, more sherlocky except just a reclusive wanker, not a reclusive genius wanker
Nice best of
'Bronze' Yohn Royse from Game of Thrones in the first scene, the Sergeant who gets told nothing from Hot Fuzz, and David from Shaun of the Dead.
i stopped counting how often i saw this show
I’d love to hear about Jesus, come in! Love it!
the around the world swing 10:05
What I wouldn’t give for a Black Books movie to see where the characters are now
This is fantastic! 8:00
JAM JAM JAM
....JAM JAM JAM 🤣🤣🤣
13:13 Professor Snape?
Spirit animal
Bernard gets it.
“Do you have anything by Adam Phillips?”
How would I know, go to a proper bookshop!
6:28 the first time I saw this part I was laughing for a solid minute
mark gatiss (creator of bbc sherlock, bbc sherlock's older brother mycroft, and nazi zombie on good omens s2) at 1:17 ❤
Reminds me of old friends of mine 🙁
there should be something like double like button after 30 secs of video watching. real good videos will then get the fame they really deserve.
I made my friend watch this. Apparently my new name is 'Bernard'.
I think I missed a season 😲
Oh I don't know it's an impossible choice walls, thermometer's I'll just have to hope that when I do flip the coin it somehow explodes and kills me! 😂😂😂
Jam jam jam
Jam jam jam
Somewhat intense 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣