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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Day Shift!
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    Netflix is great at grabbing big stars and putting them in movies. Are those movies good? Um… sometimes! Their latest star-studded film is “The Day Shift” - a vampire hunting movie starring Jamie Foxx, James Franco and Snoop Dogg. One thing is for sure… this is one of the movies of all time.
    Day Shift does raise some questions. Like why are we spending so much time on worldbuilding stuff that never comes up again? Who is buying all these fangs and why? How many peepee poopoo jokes are in this thing? Is the bad guy trying to take over the housing market AND bring back the rule of vampires? How did Snoop survive?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Day Shift! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @michaelperkola391
    @michaelperkola391 ปีที่แล้ว +7685

    Ryan should be a screenwriter coach at this point. He's taught me so much about writing by tearing down shoddy work.

    • @shahanahsan05
      @shahanahsan05 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      screenwriter guy is proud of u

    • @sparetot
      @sparetot ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Problem is producer guy wouldn’t like good writing

    • @GeneDarrTV
      @GeneDarrTV ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Agreed, I definitely notice a lot more inconsistencies and nonsense in movies/shows thanks to him.

    • @mustavogaia2655
      @mustavogaia2655 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      There shoulld be an app, just like those which check for code bugs, that flags every time Ryan could make a joke.
      The writer uploads the screenplay on the app and the writer gets a log: "this script contais 4 "please. get all the way of my back" and 5 "supereasy. barely an inconvenience" instance."

    • @amdrewgamer
      @amdrewgamer ปีที่แล้ว +24

      its like this youtube channel i cant remember that teaches writing by teaching how not to write and giving bad writing advice so you know what not to do

  • @colderratic5681
    @colderratic5681 ปีที่แล้ว +4086

    You know a movie’s great when the first time you’ve ever heard of it is from Pitch Meeting.

    • @John_Locke_108
      @John_Locke_108 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lol! So true.

    • @steprockmedia
      @steprockmedia ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Yeah, me too.
      Hey TH-cam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is an example of a real human comment. The others are what we call spam or bots. Might wanna look into it.

    • @fitnessealliance
      @fitnessealliance ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Go away

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      So it wasn't just me, then.

    • @LostLandsLife
      @LostLandsLife ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I just finished it myself, ots honestly pretty good. Silly, but lot of action and pretty funny.

  • @Brildagoat
    @Brildagoat ปีที่แล้ว +161

    “You fucking lied to me” killed me😂😂😂

  • @tylerderrico5182
    @tylerderrico5182 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    The "hey shut up" gets me every time 😂

  • @caioometto8198
    @caioometto8198 ปีที่แล้ว +2326

    Ryan describing NFTs
    "And these fangs are valuable because..."
    "Of how much money they're worth"
    "That makes sense"

    • @Dadofer1970
      @Dadofer1970 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      NFTs - Necro Fang Trades

    • @1monki
      @1monki ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@Dadofer1970 Wow
      Wow
      Wow
      Wow

    • @alsinoi
      @alsinoi ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Non Fangible Toothkens

    • @edwardjohnson6744
      @edwardjohnson6744 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Hey! That's how DOLLARS work too!

    • @rumblefish7537
      @rumblefish7537 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "Can't relate 'cause of how rich I am" ☺️

  • @jamesrimes2870
    @jamesrimes2870 ปีที่แล้ว +1972

    I like how 90% pitch meeting is basically a more entertaining, time efficient version of a movie

    • @palasta
      @palasta ปีที่แล้ว +7

      90%? Mh...

    • @Cassandra_Johnson
      @Cassandra_Johnson ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@palasta He did miss that Snoop was in here.

    • @boradis
      @boradis ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's like speed-running bad films.

    • @brian5771
      @brian5771 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Channels like this are meant to be entertaining. What's new there? Lol

    • @voydnaught1397
      @voydnaught1397 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Definitely gave me better value than actually watching some of those absolute clangers.

  • @thatonegirlelaine
    @thatonegirlelaine ปีที่แล้ว +698

    "What about poo poo?"
    "No poo poo , just pee pee."
    That whole exchange has me laughing until I pee peed.

    • @UltromanTheTacoman
      @UltromanTheTacoman ปีที่แล้ว +56

      No poo poo?

    • @linken0879
      @linken0879 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@UltromanTheTacoman little disappointment that they didn’t answer. This is vital information

    • @Joeylikeswakkie
      @Joeylikeswakkie ปีที่แล้ว

      @@linken0879 he poo pood then die died

    • @1516Spinola6040
      @1516Spinola6040 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No poo poo, just pee pee.

    • @newt2120
      @newt2120 ปีที่แล้ว

      was that in the movie?

  • @bartlett247
    @bartlett247 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I just watched this last night and the scene where the neighbor apologizes for tricking him made me think I had blacked out and missed something between them after the laundry scene.

    • @davidb5411
      @davidb5411 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I bet it's a scene they cut out of the movie. That's what happens when there are gaps.

  • @nuffsaidny
    @nuffsaidny ปีที่แล้ว +3219

    The hierarchy of the different types of vampires was a way more interesting premise than the actual plot of the movie. Wish they dived more into that.

    • @salmankhan2739
      @salmankhan2739 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      I think they might explore that in a sequel if its made since they set up a character named El Jefe known to be the oldest living vampire but it wasn't the villain of this film.

    • @timberry4709
      @timberry4709 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      "I wish you'd get ALLLL the way off my back about that!"

    • @THESLICKNESSEDM
      @THESLICKNESSEDM ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It's gonna be a trilogy it's a setup for the future

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Isn't that what Vampire: The Masquerade is about?

    • @dylanf3108
      @dylanf3108 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me too. I thought that was cool stuff.

  • @RelativelyBest
    @RelativelyBest ปีที่แล้ว +1108

    "That seems to be what I've written here, I dunno what to tell you."
    As a writer, I feel that.

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL ปีที่แล้ว +12

      oh putting stock footage of stereotypical california famous spots plus the standard california hit songs from the 90s and 2000s to cram it home were in california instead of actually what place in california were at is tight!!!

    • @i_eat_denim_4_breakfast199
      @i_eat_denim_4_breakfast199 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Me everytime I try to make a deep villain but they all just devolved into procrastinating blood thirsty idiots by the end.

    • @truehare
      @truehare ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sadly, I get that feeling whenever I see a *good* line I've written...

    • @Narusasu98
      @Narusasu98 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a kid in school, I felt that

    • @davimelo9181
      @davimelo9181 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm also a writer. Wrote this comment here all by myself.

  • @Colinkrauss1
    @Colinkrauss1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    “And these fangs are valuable because…?”
    “…of how much money they’re worth.”
    Great writing 😂

    • @adrianfanger1620
      @adrianfanger1620 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      El Jeffer probably buys them all and implants them everywhere on his body

  • @professorkatze1123
    @professorkatze1123 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    its one of these movies you watch once and forget 5 mins after it ended

  • @danieldukette5321
    @danieldukette5321 ปีที่แล้ว +2275

    “You f$&@ing lied to me” has me literally crying right now 😂 I did not see that coming, when his smile slowly disappeared was golden

    • @ribhavgupta6148
      @ribhavgupta6148 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Reminded me of food ol' John Wick's dog being killed.. Pow pow pow... pow

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ok

    • @michelleplombe7019
      @michelleplombe7019 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Marvelfanatic3658 Dokee

    • @rickdeckard1075
      @rickdeckard1075 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      most of the disclosures in movies are not thru the plot's brilliance per se, but thru direct visual symbolism or time markers.

    • @frankensteinlives
      @frankensteinlives ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right???

  • @AIVILO_444
    @AIVILO_444 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    The “You f**king lied to me” part absolutely killed me 😭

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you copy me?

    • @AIVILO_444
      @AIVILO_444 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@coolnerdlll6053 Oh I didn’t see your comment! I’m so sorry, I can change it if you want

    • @Kenneth_A_H
      @Kenneth_A_H ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AIVILO_444 nah, they're obviously not REALLY one of the cool nerds if they're acting like that

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kenneth_A_H I was just curious.

    • @davidmckesey7119
      @davidmckesey7119 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes exactly lol

  • @ndepke
    @ndepke ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I have been going through your catalog ever since i found you last week. And i have to say. You are one of the most charismatic youtubers covering movies since critical drinker. Keep up the great work. It is straight gold

  • @deborahroby6129
    @deborahroby6129 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I literally come to this channel to decide if I want to watch a movie or not, based on Ryan’s pitch. Or to laugh about movies I already love. It’s very helpful.

  • @olandir
    @olandir ปีที่แล้ว +1401

    How has this format not gotten old yet? I've watched every single pitch meeting from the very beginning and I love them all. It never gets old!

    • @ceoatcrystalsoft4942
      @ceoatcrystalsoft4942 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Because movies haven't changed so he can't change yet

    • @dadrising6464
      @dadrising6464 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      its more entertaining, in most cases, and even saves alot of money and time

    • @Hangtime_Davi64
      @Hangtime_Davi64 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Movies keep getting worse somehow, so ridiculing them keeps getting funnier.

    • @ravishingrickrude8016
      @ravishingrickrude8016 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Because it punches up and it feels so good.

    • @myrablack2337
      @myrablack2337 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes me too! A lot of channels didn't aged well like honest trailers for example

  • @zaxtonhong3958
    @zaxtonhong3958 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    “That’s a real line in this movie that I’ve written here”
    “And I’m signing off on it”
    This needs to be a returning joke

    • @mst4745
      @mst4745 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It is. He's said this before.

    • @FeliX-TobiYahs-C
      @FeliX-TobiYahs-C ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@mst4745 there has to be a list of these he interchanges accordingly

    • @chrisgockel9108
      @chrisgockel9108 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes please

    • @WaterShowsProd
      @WaterShowsProd 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I could feel the venom in that line. This was a joke borne out of pure hatred for the screenplay. Therefore, I loved it.

  • @sammeyphammey349
    @sammeyphammey349 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love how one of the funniest jokes by Ryan isn’t about the movie “I can’t relate to that because of how rich I am “

  • @MBeccaro
    @MBeccaro ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I don't even watch movies anymore, I just watch this channel and have better entertainment in a fraction of the time. Nice work.

  • @jeremycalderon3483
    @jeremycalderon3483 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    “You f**king lied to me “ caught me off guard not gon lie 💀

    • @dereklearnslow
      @dereklearnslow ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The slow descent from smile to scowl killed me.

    • @leighadawn6783
      @leighadawn6783 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not a lot from these videos catch me off guard anymore; I think I snorted I laughed so hard

    • @onelyfemusic6213
      @onelyfemusic6213 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He felt so betrayed lol

  • @CovvaLomusan
    @CovvaLomusan ปีที่แล้ว +611

    The quick “hey shut up” has got to be my new favourite now. Beautiful teardown as ever.

    • @scottslotterbeck3796
      @scottslotterbeck3796 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Quick shut up was very very brief.

    • @realbadger
      @realbadger ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mine too; so often I have to pause Ryan's videos because I'm laughing so hard...

    • @Newciouss
      @Newciouss ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo 🔥th-cam.com/video/rdJ9bsN7JAw/w-d-xo.html.

    • @rogeliofelix13
      @rogeliofelix13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love it.

    • @greatestscott6599
      @greatestscott6599 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@scottslotterbeck3796 Oh, very very briefs are _tight_ !

  • @dmmart42
    @dmmart42 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Give Ryan so much credit for keeping these fresh for years.

  • @sylvanus2554
    @sylvanus2554 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This has saved me yet again from another movie I had no intention of watching but kept in the back of my mind. Thank you again

  • @AnnaDraconida
    @AnnaDraconida ปีที่แล้ว +678

    I'm convinced this is actually how pitch meetings go nowadays and no one can tell me otherwise

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's why it's so funny because it's true.

    • @thathorrorguy1974
      @thathorrorguy1974 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I thought it was pretty obvious that this is a documentary

    • @erikhermansen3431
      @erikhermansen3431 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Otherwise..... (guess you were wrong)

    • @martinfiedler4317
      @martinfiedler4317 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You really think, actual pitch meetings in Hollywood are on that orbital level of intellect???

    • @Luminaria999
      @Luminaria999 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He said in a pitch meeting revisited episode that he has been contacted by writers who say his videos quite accurate to actual studio notes given alot of the times

  • @czassity
    @czassity ปีที่แล้ว +286

    "Oh Pee pee!"
    "Pee pee!"
    "Pee pee very funny. What about poo poo?"
    "No poo poo, no poo poo."
    "No poo poo just pee pee, ok."
    I am 32 and I am laughing like an idiot at my desk. Ryan continues to excel in dialogue lmao

  • @LoneEditor
    @LoneEditor ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “And I’m signing off on it”

  • @glenneric1
    @glenneric1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I only watched 20 minutes of the movie so thanks for summing things up.

  • @RyanFloom
    @RyanFloom ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Stopping everything I’m doing to immediately watch a pitch meeting for a movie I haven’t and won’t ever see is SUPER EASY! Barely an inconvenience!

    • @mr.perfectcell1887
      @mr.perfectcell1887 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol, same.

    • @Explosiivo
      @Explosiivo ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wow wow wow.................wow

    • @shihoblade
      @shihoblade ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You really should watch. It was very fun.

    • @TechDragon1
      @TechDragon1 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh, stopping everything you're doing to immediately watch a Pitch Meeting for a movie you haven't and won't ever see is *TIGHT!*

    • @JesusChrist-vq6lk
      @JesusChrist-vq6lk ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seeing there is a new pitch meeting during the day and trying to save it until that night so i can watch it in bed is mega tough, really inconvenient

  • @crofoegbu6535
    @crofoegbu6535 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    Producer Ryan has gone through a ton of character development over the past couple of years. I'm so proud of him 😊

    • @Zeblinz
      @Zeblinz ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Character development is tight!

    • @mrlofi333
      @mrlofi333 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It was easy… barely an ..

    • @AdamFunk
      @AdamFunk ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But he's still out to buy Canada. 😰

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@AdamFunk I mean that's still a development of sorts, just probably not a good one lol.

    • @thelaxinlonghorn
      @thelaxinlonghorn ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Funny I was thinking about Writer guy’s development haha

  • @michaelsegerstrom4493
    @michaelsegerstrom4493 ปีที่แล้ว

    You Crack my up pitching some of my favorite movies and shows! Thank you.

  • @schubertludwig
    @schubertludwig 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I did! Fried veggies with boiled potatoes. Bit unusual for breakfast, but I got up late, so it was a kind of lunch as my first meal situation. Also my mum had already prepared the potatoes, so that made it an easy choice.

    • @BurtKurtouten
      @BurtKurtouten 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      But did you "fry" what veggies? And with what oil?

  • @pegah_di
    @pegah_di ปีที่แล้ว +514

    This was definitely one of the best pitch meetings ever. Funny, quick, witty, and also informative on different types of vampires.

    • @roarickshults3171
      @roarickshults3171 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Funny, quick, witty pitch meetings are tight!

    • @metzger5850
      @metzger5850 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not to mention the movie came out like 2 days ago..or less. I'm not sure.

    • @MuthafuckinPuddings
      @MuthafuckinPuddings ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I feel like he mixed things up a little bit on this one too.

    • @UltromanTheTacoman
      @UltromanTheTacoman ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MuthafuckinPuddings The movie did that, as well, so...

    • @thor3279
      @thor3279 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ryan is here mostly to educate. If you get a laugh or two along the way so much the better. But education is tight!

  • @jayp.7042
    @jayp.7042 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    I genuinely don't watch movies anymore. I just wait for the pitch meeting, laugh at it and move on with my life. It makes things 'super easy, barely an inconvenience.'

    • @DG-mk7kd
      @DG-mk7kd ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I got through about 10 minutes of this one.
      I don't think I missed anything.

    • @angelorasmijn7306
      @angelorasmijn7306 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha, just wanted to write that as a comment! 😃

    • @andershall6774
      @andershall6774 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, I started looking at Jurasic park Dominion, but I felt so bored because 1, it sucked 2, I already knew it sucked from youtube.
      So it takes away the magic a little bit, but I don't have to waste my precious time atleast.

    • @zeroblade6599
      @zeroblade6599 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I watch the movies and make a mental note of plotholes and oddities, then I watch the pitch meeting to see how many I got right 😊

    • @vormina9808
      @vormina9808 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This sounds like a 90's Cinemax late night D-movie, even the highlight clips looked ridiculous. Can't wait for Critical Drinker to review it.

  • @LilMac0025
    @LilMac0025 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for saving me an hour and 45 minutes of my life.
    After that first fight scene I was like “wtf movie is this” and immediately came to see if there is a “Pitch Meeting” for it….
    REDEEMED!
    I can move on with my day and go find something actually worthwhile to watch.

  • @jw-py9nw
    @jw-py9nw ปีที่แล้ว

    This video is how I first heard about this movie, and I immediately thought about the book "Bud, Not Buddy". I hadn't thought about it in years until this video, and I appreciate the trip down memory lane.

  • @adamwebb8114
    @adamwebb8114 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    The "can't relate because I'm rich" line is exactly why almost all entertainment is senseless and practically unrelatable

    • @nicecube2798
      @nicecube2798 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Exactly like maybe they can't afford the school and the braces because they live in such an expensive home

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's all mindless fun but no the world relatable and movies don't go in the same sentence. ☝️

    • @oldoldoldoldold
      @oldoldoldoldold ปีที่แล้ว +20

      when you cut public arts funding, only independently wealthy people are going to be making art. Also what is up with the low key union-bashing in the movie

    • @simonsalgueiro6217
      @simonsalgueiro6217 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All the edgy boys

    • @rangopistacho6928
      @rangopistacho6928 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hollywood films are atrocious at being original, relatable or are able to just write a good decent story overall, they probably make these films just to flex the fact they are richer and better then everyone else while actual creative people are rarely given a chance to shine

  • @thomasmorrissey2788
    @thomasmorrissey2788 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "Bring that pee-pee joke back in here!"
    "That's an actual line"/"And I'm signing off on it"
    Two in quick succession--almost had my own pee-pee joke there.

    • @brucewillis542
      @brucewillis542 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I needed to poo poo just before I saw this video posted, so I decided to watch it immediately and try to hold on...let's just say it was a big mistake, but I regret nothing.

  • @Justin-kk9ir
    @Justin-kk9ir วันที่ผ่านมา

    The best part, this made me want to watch the movie more than any of the ads for it. I might actually give it a watch now.

  • @SoledadTroia1976
    @SoledadTroia1976 ปีที่แล้ว

    The writing down exposition is heaven!

  • @DutchDread
    @DutchDread ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "And I'm signing off on it" with a big smile has to be my favorite new line in this pitch meeting, go ahead and make that a running one XD

  • @coolnerdlll6053
    @coolnerdlll6053 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    "You f**king lied to me?"
    That's in the new top five Pitch Meeting moments for sure.

    • @steprockmedia
      @steprockmedia ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SvaroAsano Bot comments are NOT tight.

    • @whynot1742
      @whynot1742 ปีที่แล้ว

      He said lied not lying

    • @DailyBasicG
      @DailyBasicG ปีที่แล้ว

      Poo poo peepee made me laugh out louder than usual tho, that's the runner up.

  • @Docta_Tma
    @Docta_Tma ปีที่แล้ว

    Ryan is a true 🎁, so Thanks 🇨🇦 for giving us another great Ryan who can make people laugh just so much, it's barely an inconvenience! 😉

  • @letstalkmovies4801
    @letstalkmovies4801 ปีที่แล้ว

    all valid points, and fantastic video as always. That said, I loved this movie. It was exactly what I wanted it to be.

  • @sumterlb
    @sumterlb ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "He can take what he needs from the pawn shop and solve his money problems"
    Facts!

    • @thetayterminator1436
      @thetayterminator1436 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hell naw he left all those teeth
      Sitting there!!! That shit left an itch on my brain for the rest of the movie.

    • @joe-edward
      @joe-edward ปีที่แล้ว

      hey, shut up

    • @BarnYardRooster
      @BarnYardRooster ปีที่แล้ว +13

      To be fair he was with a guy trying to write him up for code violations

    • @7ebr830
      @7ebr830 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, shut up.

    • @jim2lane
      @jim2lane ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Hey shutup" 😉😉

  • @bigboymax07
    @bigboymax07 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    Since Better Call Saul ended, i think Ryan could make a hilarious and accurate Pitch Meeting for it. Hope to see it soon

    • @TheElbowMerchant
      @TheElbowMerchant ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I second this.

    • @terminator3sucked74
      @terminator3sucked74 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well if he hasn’t seen it than it would probably take him a while to binge it all

    • @sawanth1018
      @sawanth1018 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Thanks 🅥 bot

    • @rahulmenon9530
      @rahulmenon9530 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup

    • @alex.g7317
      @alex.g7317 ปีที่แล้ว

      LET HIM DO SLIPPIN' JIMMY!

  • @osheridan
    @osheridan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I ate toast at 11AM, pretty late for breakfast but it was a decent toast.

  • @nopunksalive8902
    @nopunksalive8902 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "That seems to be what I've written here 🤷‍♂️ "
    Lines like that make it super easy, barely an inconvenience to say Ryan is a pretty dang stinkin funny comedy genius.

  • @nicks1451
    @nicks1451 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Ryan can convey a complex variety of satirical attitudes just by saying the word “Good”. Now that is true talent.

    • @lostsoldier212
      @lostsoldier212 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Makes you say "Wow, wow, wow, wow...wow."

  • @Gretchaninov
    @Gretchaninov ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just lost my shit at 2:51. I HATE when movies set things up only to go absolutely nowhere.

  • @13thravenpurple94
    @13thravenpurple94 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great work 🥳 Thank you 💜

  • @GCT1990
    @GCT1990 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Lol at 0:22 the look on his face... His character was so hurt, conflicted and upset that buddy just lied to him was amazing. Grating acting

  • @thebenforever
    @thebenforever ปีที่แล้ว +220

    "You f--king lied to me" caught me so off guard.
    Shaving while watching Pitch Meetings is a dangerous combination.

    • @Ginfeldi
      @Ginfeldi ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My roomate died from watching pitch meeting

    • @bcouce
      @bcouce ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Ginfeldi I know, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @andrewrutherford5005
      @andrewrutherford5005 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He did seem super upset when he said that. Like it was gonna be the end of pitch meeting lol.

    • @kyleanderson1435
      @kyleanderson1435 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shaving while reading the comment section of pitch meetings isn't safe either

    • @thebenforever
      @thebenforever ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kyleanderson1435 agreed. Risky business that.

  • @itsd0nk
    @itsd0nk ปีที่แล้ว

    The “Gyoood!” And the “and I’M signing off on it! 👍” were my two absolute favorite lines ever from Producer Guy now.

  • @31dknight
    @31dknight ปีที่แล้ว

    Another great video. Thanks

  • @delfin7461
    @delfin7461 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    I love how "oh shut up" has become standard. But how Ryan says "wow" always slays me

    • @larrylutz6825
      @larrylutz6825 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh wow wow wow……………….wow.

    • @jamesfromthecomputer
      @jamesfromthecomputer ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It’s heyshutup

    • @kenlieck7756
      @kenlieck7756 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@larrylutz6825 I like how there have been longer and longer strings of wows, but obviously that has limits which I suspect have almost been reached already…

    • @delfin7461
      @delfin7461 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jamesfromthecomputer thank you for the correction!!! I would never want to misquote Ryan -- he's simply brilliant.

  • @elvaringimundarson1848
    @elvaringimundarson1848 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    When watching this movie I was thinking “who is buying these teeth and why are they valuable”. Also “are vampire teeth a publicly traded commodity”. Ryan gave that more thought than the screenwriters apperently.

    • @TheSquareheadgamer
      @TheSquareheadgamer ปีที่แล้ว

      The fact the Union buys teeth makes sense. They want to encourage people to kill vampires, the older and stronger the better.
      Why there is a grey market god knows....

    • @mbrusyda9437
      @mbrusyda9437 ปีที่แล้ว

      Perhaps as proof of subjugation from someone who want them killed?

    • @Texelion3Dprints
      @Texelion3Dprints ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'd bet on Predators, they buy them to make necklaces and shit.

    • @gamecokben
      @gamecokben ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The fact that you watched this means you're why we can't have good things

    • @dadrising6464
      @dadrising6464 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      to be fair, there have been times when people got paid for rat-tails n stuff. Could be the same type of pest-controll-fee.
      not gonna make it a better movoe though

  • @garyshaw7826
    @garyshaw7826 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Your pitch meetings are great, but would really love to see some older school film classics done. I rewatched Grease the other day and that is full of gold

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I think that could make a good pitch meeting. Between everyone in the cast being 28 and K'nicky making casual rape references in the the Grease Lightening song, I think there's a lot to work with

  • @anthonypaulson8956
    @anthonypaulson8956 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your videos! Keep them coming!!!

  • @hoseynnemati9078
    @hoseynnemati9078 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    I honestly enjoy a pitch meeting more than the movie its self. Thank you so much Ryan George. U bring a happy smile on my face.

    • @cloud5buster
      @cloud5buster ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me too. Pitch meetings have saved me a lot of time and money.

    • @theinnerlight8016
      @theinnerlight8016 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same. Shows how bad modern movies are. From the 60s to the 80s one big great hit after another came around and for the past 20 years Hollywood has been attempting to cash in on original ideas from those years. Like Star Trek, Star Wars, LotR, Marvel Comics, DC...
      No original new ideas, just playing it "safe", doesn't look good for our culture.

    • @jameshill4589
      @jameshill4589 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cloud5buster So you like to screw yourself out of seeing some all-time classics?

    • @jameshill4589
      @jameshill4589 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theinnerlight8016 You have no idea what you are talking about

    • @ManSeekingMeaning
      @ManSeekingMeaning ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theinnerlight8016 I have no idea why you lumped The Lord of the Rings films in with that bunch. The rest are still popular film franchises with decreasing quality, sure. But That awe inspiring and groundbreaking trilogy came out 20 years ago and still hasn’t been topped.

  • @somegreybloke
    @somegreybloke ปีที่แล้ว +308

    I want to thank Ryan for saving me all the time that I would otherwise have spent watching the first twenty minuteses of so many really bad movies.

    • @scottslotterbeck3796
      @scottslotterbeck3796 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This one looks...really bad. Mystery Science Theater 3000 bad.

    • @gariwald4946
      @gariwald4946 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@scottslotterbeck3796 It’s actually an enjoyable movie with really good clear action scenes without shaky cams or quick cuts, some great characters and sfx ! It’s extremely silly but completely assumed. Last 15 minutes are a bit weak though !

    • @bokangreacts843
      @bokangreacts843 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol i actually enjoyed it its not a serious movie and it has some great gory action scenes

    • @OscarMartinez-jd8gd
      @OscarMartinez-jd8gd ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s a good, cheesy horror comedy and I still enjoyed watching it. Obviously its doesn’t make sense it you think about it but not every movie needs to have you think

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I started and stopped

  • @timspencer289
    @timspencer289 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love it. Love all of these Pitch Meetings. Do Elvis next please.
    Breakfast: Banana and Oat smoothy with honey and some toast.

  • @elisa9833
    @elisa9833 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of your best!

  • @dylanortiz932
    @dylanortiz932 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Confidently saying, “And I’m signing off on that!” Needs to be a regular occurance in these lmao

  • @JavierZavaletaVirasoro
    @JavierZavaletaVirasoro ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The less interested I'm in a movie, the more interested I'm in its pitch meeting.
    But the more interested I'm in a movie, the even more so interested I am in its pitch meeting!
    The only difference I guess is that if I want to watch a movie, then I have to hold watching its pitch meeting leading sometimes to withdrawal syndrome.

  • @skyradtvcomics4981
    @skyradtvcomics4981 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Always good!!

  • @munckee1
    @munckee1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please do Project Power! ;D Love these vids so much man very well done

  • @gumbyno5808
    @gumbyno5808 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Crazy how screenwriter guy let a line like "The flexible Undead are tight" pass

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right?! Words I never imagined to hear in one sentence haha

  • @hoid9407
    @hoid9407 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Ryan, you provide a very valuable service- subtly indicating whether you're mocking a movie because you'll mock anything vs. mocking it because it's terrible. Really helps with the movie watching decisions.

    • @Rar830
      @Rar830 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True

    • @MyBiPolarBearMax
      @MyBiPolarBearMax ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Pitch meetings for good movies are fun, but pitch meetings for *bad* movies are sublime.

  • @justinhackstadt6677
    @justinhackstadt6677 หลายเดือนก่อน

    *"Hey shut-up"*
    That kills me everytime 🤣

  • @MyName-bw1kz
    @MyName-bw1kz ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Today for breakfast I had a refried beans sandwich. Basically I toast the toast in a frying pan with butter and dump some beans in another frying pan with oil, salt, paprika and chayenne pepper then mash them. I put em between the bear and then fry plant based bacon until they're nice and crispy then also put em in the sandwich. Really yummy and filling

  • @shant-o
    @shant-o ปีที่แล้ว +16

    03:38 These "Hey! Shut Up"s get more brutal each episode 😂😂

  • @florancealexander5837
    @florancealexander5837 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I have this habit of always watching the pitch meetings as soon as they premiere. Even if I was hiding from spoilers and really looking forward to a movie😅

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So far, I've only skipped two Pitch Meetings until after watching the movies, Spider-Man No Way Home and Sonic 2.
      Otherwise, yea, same.

  • @danielharrah9984
    @danielharrah9984 ปีที่แล้ว

    Skipped breakfast but went for a nice walk with my wife and the had Taco John's for lunch. It was a lovely day! Love pitch meeting

  • @AjianAja
    @AjianAja 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This one had so many amazing one liners that made me actually laugh, and not just exhale quickly out my nose 😂
    Never heard of the movie, but this is now one of my favorite pitches!

  • @marekdyer4404
    @marekdyer4404 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Watching a Pitch meeting for a movie you have Never heard about is tight!!!

    • @dashx1103
      @dashx1103 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow, wow, wow, wow, .. wow.

  • @princepscivitatis4083
    @princepscivitatis4083 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    "We're gonna meet this guy Bud. And he's working as a pool cleaner."
    "Oh, nice!"
    "Except he's not a pool cleaner."
    "...You fucking lied to me?!"
    Lost my shit before the 00:25 mark.

    • @VoidZeroNothing
      @VoidZeroNothing ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@EEEEEEEE The pure elegance and grace radiating off of this comment... It's amazing. I will never find anything as beautiful as this comment. Truly, you are a very wise E. I will hold this dear to my heart for the rest of my life. Thank you.
      E

    • @kaychallis6411
      @kaychallis6411 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EEEEEEEE All Hail E The Wise!

    • @rahulmitra3301
      @rahulmitra3301 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EEEEEEEE E

    • @Steve_Kassiotis
      @Steve_Kassiotis ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EEEEEEEE Ě

  • @ShooterMcgavin119
    @ShooterMcgavin119 ปีที่แล้ว

    Leftover bacon from Sunday brunch, rye toast and peanut butter, a couple orange slices, yogurt, and cup of coffee.
    I knew you couldn't stop me.

  • @mnsnerd
    @mnsnerd ปีที่แล้ว

    When I see a Pitch Meeting for a movie I never heard of, after I see the video I'm 'Yep, that's why I never heard of this!'

  • @lovecheba7668
    @lovecheba7668 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "You fucking lied to me" Didn't see that coming at all and i laughed so hard i had to restart the pitch meeting lol.

  • @boyankovachev7982
    @boyankovachev7982 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love the new joke about how writer guy wrote this line and how producer guy signed on it.
    Ryan is more creative than most of Hollywood rn, honestly.
    One love ❤️

  • @skwest
    @skwest 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Weird, not only did I miss hearing about this film, I didn't even know there was a Pitch Meeting for it till I just stumbled upon it.

  • @dustym0
    @dustym0 ปีที่แล้ว

    super easy. barely an inconvenience. gets me everytime 😂 works for every movie

  • @malcolmcox18
    @malcolmcox18 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The line about the taking from the pawn shop to solve his problems 😂😂

  • @erickamakeeaina1649
    @erickamakeeaina1649 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    As someone living in California, can confirm 'California Love' plays every day when we awaken as even we would forget what state it was otherwise

    • @JaxxonSparrow
      @JaxxonSparrow ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same with Alabama playing Sweet Home Alabama every day... thank you Lynard Skynard for never letting me forget what fucking state I live in... I feel your pain. 😫😫

    • @matthewwheeler469
      @matthewwheeler469 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Does everything really cause cancer in California?

    • @raitchison
      @raitchison ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kinda like Fortunate Son played on repeat for the entirety of the Vietnam War.

  • @joe-edward
    @joe-edward หลายเดือนก่อน

    Great video, Ryan! I had oats and fruit for breakfast, and it was AMAZING!

  • @zombieater634
    @zombieater634 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Peepee! Very funny.
    Peepee!
    What about poopoo?
    No poopoo.
    No poopoo, just peepee? Okay."
    This conversation lives rent free in my mind.

  • @Kat-gp6gj
    @Kat-gp6gj ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I like that the executive guy had a little more agency at the end. Usually it's just the screenwriter calling the shots.

  • @LeandroDelPrete
    @LeandroDelPrete ปีที่แล้ว +282

    I seriously watched this whole movie thinking about how Ryan would dismantle it in the funniest way possible. This Pitch Meeting was TIGHT!!!

    • @gamecokben
      @gamecokben ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stop watching bad movies and we'll stop getting bad movies

    • @LeandroDelPrete
      @LeandroDelPrete ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gamecokben I didn't know it was bad until I had watched it.

    • @erinmiller1433
      @erinmiller1433 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LeandroDelPrete But you must have realized it before the movie was over, right?

    • @earthbind83
      @earthbind83 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@LeandroDelPrete Okay that's a fair point.

    • @LeandroDelPrete
      @LeandroDelPrete ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@erinmiller1433 I did, but by then it was already too late. I had been absorbed by the southern/eastern/spider/juvenile/vampire/zombie cinematic universe and even hoped for a neverending franchise.

  • @billconrad7366
    @billconrad7366 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I had yogurt, Chaboni zero sugar. It was yummy. Thanks for for allowing me to do that 😂

  • @xanderthekid
    @xanderthekid ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey there, Pal! I’m here in your comments section to tell you about my breakfast. So in the mornings when I’m feeling hungry sometimes I like to make myself some oatmeal. Now, when I make my oatmeal, I don’t use any sugar. I actually just put all kinds of dry fruit in there instead. Raisins, cranberries, dates, apricots... And so when I cook them with the water, a little bit of the dried fruits just dissolves and becomes the oatmeal. Ya know? Yeah, so it’s super tasty and it’s my favorite thing to eat in the breakfast time.
    Oh, and you know how nuts are full of good oils and stuff? Yeah, I put a lot of those in there too. Yeah, nuts are tight! And I mean all kinds of nuts too. Walnuts, almonds, pecans, macadamia nuts… but not peanuts. Peanuts are legumes. Also they might kill me because I’m allergic.

    • @dennisdezarn5895
      @dennisdezarn5895 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wow! Wow wow wow! 😊

  • @Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist
    @Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Getting notification of a new pitch meeting 8 seconds after release is TIGHT!

  • @senseitheproducer
    @senseitheproducer ปีที่แล้ว +11

    3:25 „real estate, sunscreen and revenge“ sounds like a romantic comedy by Netflix

  • @junkonatsumizaka5149
    @junkonatsumizaka5149 ปีที่แล้ว

    "No one can stop you from doing that." 😂Love that.
    I had three figs, an Alpine strawberry yogurt bar, and a small bowl of cereal (Cinnamon Toasters) for breakfast~
    🎶 NOTHIN'S GONNA STOP US NOOOOOOOOW! 🎶

  • @blueissocool
    @blueissocool ปีที่แล้ว

    Lov the show. Big fan. I can't believe you wasted your time taking notes on the other vampires. Lol

  • @kateu.8439
    @kateu.8439 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    It killed me when he started writing stuff down 😂

  • @VincentStevenStudio
    @VincentStevenStudio ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Jokes aside. Honestly I would hire Ryan as a script doctor. He always makes good points. No matter the quality of the movie.

    • @jim2lane
      @jim2lane ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pretty sure he's not doing this on his own anymore. Most likely a team of folks developing these scripts each week

    • @herbertwalter8693
      @herbertwalter8693 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jim2lane if i remember correctly he mentioned once that he also researches what people are saying about these movies

  • @patrickrzonsik6547
    @patrickrzonsik6547 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love these

  • @misfitanimations2787
    @misfitanimations2787 ปีที่แล้ว

    When somebody says this video isn’t funny, me: you #^*£|% lied to me! You have just earned a subscriber

  • @Bamazon1990
    @Bamazon1990 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Lol awesome. My favorite part was when Audrey was so so careful at the end not to kill the protagonist or his family despite 1838748399392928373 chances :D

    • @alexandru_matei
      @alexandru_matei ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How about the kick she gave him to the head at the end of the movie that throws him 10 meters away? How can a human being survive that? 😂

    • @Bamazon1990
      @Bamazon1990 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@alexandru_matei I know, but hey we can't just blame all that on this movie. That is par for the course for most vampires (especially sultry female vampires, who are so suicidal they NEVER deviate from the pattern: capture hero, mock hero, threaten hero, be VERY CAREFUL to never damage hero, until OOPS killed by hero).

    • @LastBastian
      @LastBastian ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also, why did they establish that a lowly new vamp can get his head cut off and still be perfectly fine.
      Yet super uber elder vamp lady dies from the same thing??

    • @Bamazon1990
      @Bamazon1990 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LastBastian well to be be fair we don't know if for sure she's dead. but yeah, I mean it was a silly movie. some of the buddy cop stuff was funny but the underlying plot was too stupid

    • @SuperFlawless2010
      @SuperFlawless2010 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alexandru_matei The Badass brothers literally tore vamps heads by kicking them off in an hive fighting scene and they aren't superpowered LMAO.