Y'know it feels like there might have been some real potential for satire in a story that focused on how much domestic work the husband was required to do in order to keep his wife brainwashed into thinking she was subservient to him...
What I want to know is, if it was THAT easy for him to find a job after he took on all the extra responsibility of taking care of every one of his wife's physical needs (which also paid well-enough to do so), why did he spend so much time beforehand as an unemployed loser who listened to podcasts all day?
This is the kind of movie that happens when you get a great idea that doesn't actually make any sense, but you've somehow convinced yourself that you're brilliant for thinking it up.
The thing is, apparently the original script actually did deal with the real world more. Not sure what possessed them to change it to this-- oh, right. Money.
There's also a strong showing of "a political message that overwhelms the actual film". Highlighting gender issues is a laudable goal (particularly because there are a disgusting amount of people who don't understand them), but but when the message overrides the logic of the film it just confuses and defangs the message. Kind of like what happened with District 9 and racism.
Because there are actually two actors. The writer is on the left and the another guy is on the right. He later face aps his face to the guy on the right and dubs the voice in a studio. I mean, they are in the same room can't you see!
I feel like it could've been improved massively by linking the weird events to the real world. Like Ryan said, when the husband excercises her legs she could suddenly cut to going for a run and not know how she got there. They could film all the actresses not blinking and randomly having watery eyes in scenes. They could have the only food in the simulation be whatever they feed coma patients. You know, just generally connecting plot hints to the actual story. Making the woman who is sacrificing her life to be with (simulations of) her kids actually really happy to see them again would also help. Like, have her be unreasonably happy and grateful. I think that would sell it a bit more.
@@OneIssueVoter is it more woke than the original? The original was a satirical horror about feminism and men wanting docile unthinking housewives. It seems like the main difference is this is a dumb version of the stepford wives.
the different inflections Ryan used for all the classic Pitch Meeting lines were especially hilarious this time, idk why. "oh ok let me get off of that thing" was just amazing
Him: "I want a house wife that'll take care of me." Also him: "Let me put my wife in a coma where I'll have devote all my free time to feed her, bathe her, clean her, give her eye drops, exercise her, groom her, and do literally everything else required for her to not die."
Yeah the premise was fucking stupid because the creators are more concerned with moronic political ideology pandering than making coherent storytelling or logic or creativity.
honestly, though, i can see how that might be the point. men don't know what they actually want and they're easily conned into thinking something will be good for them that isn't.
It is a force left wing political agenda movement. 1. It tries to vilify podcasts because most podcasts are conservative base. 2. The movie trying villify men and traditional marriage. 3. Ignores all basic logic of writing and storytelling to shoot the force political message down your throat.
@@davidanderson_surrey_bc Ryan's Montreal Canadian...They'll speak French if given the opportunity. So expect instead, "Alors, avez-vous une commande pour moi?" "Oui monsieur je fais." Same hilarity ensues.
@@davidanderson_surrey_bc Ryan: "Will it be difficult to get me a water and a coffee with cream and sugar?" Server: "Actually it will be super easy, barely an inconvenience!"
Hollywood is radical left , ryan is a leftists too. He can make fun of their movies but he will never disagree with them idealogicly , so he is not a threat .
As weird as this sounds, this is a seriously good way of deconstructing movies and learning from them when working on your own projects. Plus it's just fun.
The pleading and desperation in producer guy’s voice @ 1:40 seems incredibly genuine, like he’s really, really worried about things not being as they seem.
He left out so much, too. For example, why was Frank taunting Alice? WTF was that scene at the dinner table when Alice said she had it all figured out and then rambled some nonsense? Why would one die in real life if they died in the simulation (such a dumb feature)?
Everyone is talking about the catch phrases "super easy barely an inconvenience" and " (...) is TIGHT", but my all time favorite is when the producer guy says " I guess that makes sense" I am a school teacher in a Danish school. Sometimes I show my students your videos in their breaks. We all love you and your work. Sincerely Denmark
My personal favorite is when the producer points out a plot whole or something nonsensical and the screenwriter replies "Hey shut up, so...." and just continues on. That one always gets me.
This movie was someone’s dream right before they woke up. But quickly forgot all the in-between bits so just stitched all the parts they remembered together and put it in a movie.
The biggest surprise of this film is really that you go in expecting the twist to be one thing, but then it turns out to be exactly that thing you thought it would be and you wonder what the point of it all was. A bold choice by the filmmakers if I’m honest.
The evil plants from The Happening...lol Unexpected plot twist. Stupidity level 100. Sometimes the plot can also twist way too far, and then becomes a mobius strip of stupidity...
I was expecting/hoping the town of Victory would be on the moon or mars, yet no one was allowed to know except the executives at Victory. A story about colonists without having given consent could have made for an interesting story about being shanghaied and left on a wasteland in space.
@@Ratchet2431 The showrunners said Sauron would turn up in an "unexpected way", so up until episode 9 I refused to believe Halbrand could be Sauron because it was so expected.
I thought it was odd how the neighbor knew it was a simulation and chose to still be a crappy mom that her fake kids even favored the neighbor over her. And they never explained how the kids died, but I'm sure she either killed them (since she seems kind of unattached) or they died from her negligence (drunk driving or she passed out drunk and burned down the house with a cigarette).
I would call it more confused if anything. What's the message? If you want a housewife DON'T trap her in a virtual reality that's not technologically possible with our current level of technology in ANY way? If your wife has a job don't kidnap her? Your goals and the results of your efforts to achieve those goals should actually align? That last one's not too bad actually.
Movie studios REALLY, REALLY need to hire Ryan to come listen to their actual pitch meetings before they green light a movie. Especially a movie like this one.
It was a great movie. Ofc every movie sounds ridiculous when you nitpick everything with a fine-tooth comb. It’s not real. It’s a movie. Hell even real life is ridiculous.
@@davidanderson_surrey_bc Agree with this, enjoyed the movie, and after 10 years of capeshit garbage it DID feel like a, yknow, go to the theatre see a movie kinda movie. Pretty sound idea, reasonably well done, provokes a couple of thoughts. Great movie worth remembering? No. But that doesn't mean it isn't worth watching at all
"It's like the Matrix, only with 10,000 times less kung-fu" "So, a little bit of kung-fu?" That got me to snort out my drink and I wasn't even drinking anything!
what I love about Pitch Meetings is that when the movies are great it's just a good time but when they're... whatever this is... then Pitch Meetings are the best most enjoyable PSA's ever!
It's also a quote one of the lead actors (Harry Styles) said when asked what his favourite part of Don't Worry Darling is. Just gonna post the whole thing 'cause it's pretty funny. "You know, my favorite thing about the movie is, like, it feels like a movie. It feels like a real, like, you know, ‘go to the theater’ film movie"
@@mimiws6436 Yeah I'm pretty sure Harry's quote is what Ryan was mocking. And even as Harry was saying this is was great seeing Chris Pine sitting next to him just staring off into space looking perplexed, and you know he's thinking "What???!". I thought it was pretty funny myself. I don't get the impression Harry is the smartest guy out there. Just saying.
Or a serious drama where producer guy is schizophrenic and pitches movies to himself all day. At first he is confined to a mental hospital until hollywood discovers him and so they kidnap him and put him in a room where he pitches movies to himself all day every day, only pausing to eat, sleep, and defecate. There will be several scenes of producer guy defacating, sometimes violently. It's going to take up a good chunk of screen time. Anyways eventually he's going to realize that escaping his captors is super easy, barely an inconvenience. So he does a back flip, snaps the badguys neck and escapes. "The Producer"
I'm currently working on my Comparative Pitch Meeting thesis at NYU, and I have it on good authority that this episode is directly responsible for the College of :Low-Key Best Pitches getting that new building where the Law Library used to be
...oh man, just hearing a satirical *summary* of this movie made my head start to implode. Why did anyone think we needed to know the answer to, "What happens if you cross Wandavision with The Matrix?"
Seems like someone took their Friday after-work games too seriously. This made up games where you write down movie titles and someone has to, after their 3rd drink, make up a story on the spot about what if movie1 X movie2.
@@FutureCommentary1 That would actually be a really entertaining game, that would get more fun as it went on, but there's so many better examples than these two to go with, hehe.
Honestly watching it once with a sticky note while listing off the plot points is all you need. It's pretty bare bones. -Sketchy 50s vibe -Weird stuff -Obvious Villain guy -More Weird stuff -Plot Twist and Ending
With the premise of the movie it seems like it would make more sense to make the simulation like an actual place the characters are like the Truman show with a conditioning element rather than a Virtual Reality where in the real world the husband has to do all the stuff he wants the wife to do in the simulation thus defeating the purpose of what he wanted in the first place.
you know what I just fuckin realized? why would she be in the simulation anyway? this is the life he wants for himself, why wouldn't HE be in the simulation? He doesnt even get toe experience his fantasy! t
Producer Guy:"So what's the name of the movie?" Screenwriter Guy:"Don't worry about darling" PG:"I have to worry about it. Also, don't call me darling" SG:"No... nevermind"
I have to say I am super happy I didn't see this one. I can tell I would have been pretty pissed walking out of the theater. Thanks for saving me hours of my life!
"I'm tired of staying at my house while my wife makes boatloads of money and allows me to live comfortably. I'd rather work at a boring 9-to-5 job while she says at home." - Jack, apparently
"And more than that, I'd rather I was doing all the house work and taking care of her in a coma-like state while also working that 9-to-5! Sounds like an ideal life."
"Having all my income at my disposal,which allows me to build my own personal fortune,is a bad thing,I would rather turn my wife into an useless money pit That Al Bundy sure is a lucky guy" - Jack.
I thought it would be hard to come up with a Stepford Wives-like concept that's actually *more* absurd than Stepford Wives already was. Turns out it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
This channel provides me two kind of services: 1- I am entertained whenever I watch a pitch of a movie I already seen, which makes me laugh 99% of the time. 2- I don't need to watch crappy movies when I haven't yet and proceed to watch the pitch meeting, just like this one.
I hope we can get a Princess Bride Pitch Meeting sometime in the future. That would be very much appreciated. Edit: Ryan has picked apart awesome films before like Logan, Lord of the Rings, and Jurassic Park. He can totally do this film too.
Wow Wow Wow….wow. This might be favorite Pitch Meeting yet. He mentioned EVERY thought I had during the movie - 90min of weird things happening with no answers and 1,000 questions at the end.
Still GREAT. You would think after all this time videos that are pretty close to the same thing over and over would get redundant but he keeps it fresh funny and entertaining every week. I wounder how he does it? What ever it is I bet it's super easy and barely a inconvenience (thanks to all his hard work and countless hours just for us. Thank you). A 1000 tight thank yous
I cant wait for the LOTR Rings of Power finale. Not because I’m heavily invested in the series But because I wanna see you make a Pitch Meeting about it asap!
@@Jason-jb3xt me? I like the show. Though it does have some gaping holes (that I’m sure Producer Guy and Screenwriter Guy would do full justice to), it’s a good show and they keep me interested in what will happen next.
There seems to be nothing but so-so movies these days... This channel is saving my love of cinema, without it, I'd probably swear off all of them, since they all tend to stink
@@bretts9373 my wife and I were just talking about that the other day. We were talking about how even 10 years ago, I'd feel like i HAD to go see certain movies every couple of months. In the past 24 months, we've gone to the theater twice. Nothing else made us feel like we had to go.
How would her being in that state be traditional. She won't be able to cook, clean or be intimate with him and he'd have to cook, clean, take care of her body while she's in the simulation and earn money for them. It's almost as if this movie focused more on a message than, you know, internal logic.
I haven't watched anything other than the reviews/reactions, but it would have made sense if they explained that Frank had a service going for that (nurses or maids taking care of comatose people), and the husbands going off to work every day is actually them being in charge of recruiting/radicalizing other young men. You know, like they are the underlings of some terrorist organization. Sort of what happened in The Village, wealthy guy has the means to secure a state park sized perimeter in that movie.
@@xsanguine8 I got the vibe that he had to do both. Care for his wife and recruit more men. I think that's what the promotion rings and Frank's "work hard, play hard" quote meant.
my favorite part was when this movie had a cross over with the mcu, with red skull showing up and telling people to clean their rooms. i wasnt clear if that was part of the simulation or real world though.
yeah, because Jordan Peterson never talks about both partners needing be competent, and never tells men to stop hating on women. It sounds like the villain is more Andrew Tate.
You ever meet a person who's *TERRIBLE AT TELLING STORIES!* Like they say "something interesting happened at the store today", and then *2 HOURS LATER* they're *STILL TALKING* now about some dream they had when they were 6 with *EXCRUCIATING DETAIL* and still *HAVE NOT GOTTEN TO THE STORE?!* Well, it seems, that person is making movies now. So...that's happening.
I'm a massive fan of everything Ryan George does cause watching him is super easy, barely an inconvenience. But this one had me particularly amped. I am a solo Drummer/DJ Artist signed to BMG Records and John Powell the amazing composer of the film called me to play on the soundtrack of the whole movie. So when you are checking out those epic cartoon car chase scenes at the end (sans The Roadrunner), now you know it's DRMAGDN Cyborg Drummer/DJ along with with Bashiri Johnson who toured playing percussion with Michael Jackson & Omar Hakim who played drums on Get Lucky - Daft Punk. So now you at least know where those mysterious earthquakes came from in the movie. 🥁😎🥁
@Yura Yuryevich Looks like they corrected it. When I clicked on the video it had a thumbnail of the neighbor lady. Then when I exited out of the video and went back to my recommendations it was one of their usual thumbnails.
Y'know I'm starting to be concerned about the possibility of the screenwriter portrayal being way too accurate to real life screenwriters 🤔 However Pitch Meetings will always be fun to watch even as actual screenwriters become more clueless with every movie, so Thank You Ryan 👍👍
You asked all the questions I had when watching this film. But I really quite enjoyed things being open-ended. Overall it was entertaining. Great pitch!
It's gonna be a tough one for him to do because it's such a polarising show. I hope he never becomes like CinemaSins who really started giving in to virtue-signalling bullshit.
Well, that's another razzie you've saved me from watching but still gave me some entertainment out of. Thanks Pitch Meetings! Love you Ryan and your beautiful blue eyes.
WOW WOW WOW... ... .. WOW. You can now own your own Screenwriter Guy figurine now! Pre-ordering is super easy, barely an inconvenience! youtooz.com
is buying it super easy barely and inconvenience?
I don't want a Screenwriter Guy figurine -- I wand a Producer Guy figurine!
Thanks for updating the thumbnail, I was lost and confused
Do ‘Bros’.
videos are now just a template of all the catchphrases, but I still love it every single time! Ok, can you get all the way off my back now? Woopsie!
“Don’t Worry” was probably a phrase thrown out around a lot in the writers room, and coming up with the title was super easy, barely an inconvenience
Don’t worry about it.
Indeed, the writers were hoping that we didn't notice the obvious plot holes and inconsistencies, so don't worry about it at all!
Oh, really?
Ohhb hilarious so funny
Wasn’t this written and directed by a woman tho? They were just talking to her
I'm convinced Ryan puts more thought into his scripts than the actual screenwriters behind these movies.
Putting more thought into scripts than actual screenwriters is tight
@@callumbaurley716 It's super easy for Ryan, barely an inconvenience.
Certainly with this movie.
@@MM-ud1xf 🤣
Yes. Yes, he does.
"How is this better than the life he was living?" Why that made me laugh. 😆
Y'know it feels like there might have been some real potential for satire in a story that focused on how much domestic work the husband was required to do in order to keep his wife brainwashed into thinking she was subservient to him...
What I want to know is, if it was THAT easy for him to find a job after he took on all the extra responsibility of taking care of every one of his wife's physical needs (which also paid well-enough to do so), why did he spend so much time beforehand as an unemployed loser who listened to podcasts all day?
lol
@@johnnye87 I really think you're right. That sounds like a great satire, maybe not for a film but a short story, I can see that working
@@Robert-hz9bj because that was required for this movie to try and push the stupid narrative it was made around 😂
This is the kind of movie that happens when you get a great idea that doesn't actually make any sense, but you've somehow convinced yourself that you're brilliant for thinking it up.
Writers: I love that we can work on cocaine!!!!!!
It's that brilliant idea you write down when you're high, but wake up to find it complete nonsense
Wasn't it Olivia Wild who did the whole thing?
The thing is, apparently the original script actually did deal with the real world more. Not sure what possessed them to change it to this-- oh, right. Money.
There's also a strong showing of "a political message that overwhelms the actual film". Highlighting gender issues is a laudable goal (particularly because there are a disgusting amount of people who don't understand them), but but when the message overrides the logic of the film it just confuses and defangs the message. Kind of like what happened with District 9 and racism.
This really felt like a Pitch Meeting
@Yura Yuryevich it’s here finally
🖕
Haha
Indeed, it felt like a hypothetical for a Pitch Meeting for a movie, that you can see.
It feels like 2 people are talking
That's what i like about this pitch meeting because it really feels like a pitch meeting you watch on youtube
I love how the Producer is both so innocent and so corrupt at the same time.
The relentless positivity of both these characters is the best thing about them.
"Don't Worry Darling" is what Olivia Wilde say to the producers when they read the script and started to have some serious questions about it.
That would make for a nice parody, lol.
The sequel will be called "Get All The Way Off My Back About This".
It’s also probably what she told her husband when he asked if everything was ok while she was cheating on him with Harry Styles (allegedly)
@@SteveRogers0768 oh....dear and I suppose she doesn't see the irony in that at all huh
She's such a piece of trash. Just a terrible person lol
Watching a pitch meeting for a movie that I’ll never watch is tight.
Never heard of it.
@@greggstrasser5791 Don't Worry, Darling- it's not worth the brain space to learn about it :)
Wow. Wow. wow.
Wow.
It's over Anakin I have the high ground.
@@vadersapprentice you were supposed to destroy them, not join them!
How this man has this level of chemistry with himself is a real mystery.
"Ahhh we'll find out what that's about later" ... "No"
Because there are actually two actors. The writer is on the left and the another guy is on the right. He later face aps his face to the guy on the right and dubs the voice in a studio.
I mean, they are in the same room can't you see!
This feels like a movie script that wanted to be WAAAAAY smarter than it actually turned out to be.
I feel like it could've been improved massively by linking the weird events to the real world. Like Ryan said, when the husband excercises her legs she could suddenly cut to going for a run and not know how she got there. They could film all the actresses not blinking and randomly having watery eyes in scenes. They could have the only food in the simulation be whatever they feed coma patients. You know, just generally connecting plot hints to the actual story.
Making the woman who is sacrificing her life to be with (simulations of) her kids actually really happy to see them again would also help. Like, have her be unreasonably happy and grateful. I think that would sell it a bit more.
@@OneIssueVoterwhat does woke mean? Are you saying the movie just woke up and is half asleep?
@@OneIssueVoter is it more woke than the original? The original was a satirical horror about feminism and men wanting docile unthinking housewives.
It seems like the main difference is this is a dumb version of the stepford wives.
Playing dumb. Cmon man.@@Deadweight45
Sounds exactly like the director.
I think we have reached the point where movies are made solely so that Ryan can use all his catchphrases, movies now have to conform to Ryan's world.
He's put us in the virtual world, so he can go to his 9-5 job to pay for it, and exercise our legs and change our diapers...
Facts
@@shorewall 😂
"YOU'RE IN MY WORLD NOW!"
Ryan George 2022
Ryan has the reality stone!
the different inflections Ryan used for all the classic Pitch Meeting lines were especially hilarious this time, idk why. "oh ok let me get off of that thing" was just amazing
I noticed that too. I guess he needs to change it up a bit after 300+ pitch meetings. 😅
Was especially rad here 😀
I was trying to find the words to explain this too!!! I rather enjoyed it!
Yes I cackled out loud when he said it like that 😂🤣 I'm so addicted to these pitch meetings 😵💫🥴🙃
Him: "I want a house wife that'll take care of me."
Also him: "Let me put my wife in a coma where I'll have devote all my free time to feed her, bathe her, clean her, give her eye drops, exercise her, groom her, and do literally everything else required for her to not die."
This is the kind of sh1t that gets produced when agenda comes before telling a good story
Yeah the premise was fucking stupid because the creators are more concerned with moronic political ideology pandering than making coherent storytelling or logic or creativity.
honestly, though, i can see how that might be the point. men don't know what they actually want and they're easily conned into thinking something will be good for them that isn't.
It's super hard, barely a convenience
@@waitaminutewhoarrrrru That sounds pretty sexist...bigot.
Can't believe someone actually pitched this movie in real life
This storyline is taken from a classic softcore didn't remember the name though.
Usman - it was super easy, barely an inconvenience 🙂
It’s actually a very generic film, nothing out of the ordinary. It would probably have served better as a Black Mirror episode or something
It is a force left wing political agenda movement. 1. It tries to vilify podcasts because most podcasts are conservative base. 2. The movie trying villify men and traditional marriage. 3. Ignores all basic logic of writing and storytelling to shoot the force political message down your throat.
You mean this isn't the actual footage?
When a waiter recognizes Mr. Ryan at a restaurant I hope they don't dispose the opportunity to say, "So, do you have an order for me?"
lol
Ryan: Yes, garcon, I do.
@@davidanderson_surrey_bc Ryan's Montreal Canadian...They'll speak French if given the opportunity. So expect instead,
"Alors, avez-vous une commande pour moi?" "Oui monsieur je fais." Same hilarity ensues.
@@davidanderson_surrey_bc Ryan: "Will it be difficult to get me a water and a coffee with cream and sugar?"
Server: "Actually it will be super easy, barely an inconvenience!"
@@WolfRamAndHart They speak French in Montreal?
Not according to the French: "Arrêt! Arrêt!
Parlez Anglais, s'il vous plaît.."
I feel like Don’t Worry Darling’s biggest issue is that every idea that it has, has been done before and done better in other movies
An episode of Black Mirror (S04E01) literally did it better in 2/3 of the runtime.
All the drama behind the scenes ruined the movie for me lol like all this drama for a pretty mediocre movie lol
"Stepford Wives" the original.
Exactly, but still being quite interesting, classical "turn of your brain" movie.
Stepford Wives? What's that?
The reason for all of the weird stuff in the first 90 minutes of the movie is pretty easy to understand. It's so the movie can happen.
Amazing
Because money?
Wow wow wow wow wow wow …….wow.
Omg... Never realized that before. 🤯
Fair enough!
When he said “a five minute scene of Harry Styles dancing like a puppet” I almost choked on my iced tea 😂
🤣🤣🤣 having seen the movie, now I'm thinking like "Yeah what was the point of that really"
Great job to Shia LaBeouf for exiting this shit show
so it is basically Gamer with Gerard Butler and Michael C. Hall but for women
that ish was so weird lol
@@cjrebirth …to show that Frank had full control over him… like a puppet…
Thank goodness for pitch meetings. Saves us a lot of time, money, and sanity all while making us laugh.
It's a great movie, if you redefine "great" and "movie." But seriously, TENS of people liked it online.
That movie sounds awful. I'm glad I can skip seeing it now. 😁 Ryan is a time and money saver. 👍
@@ReasonablySkeptic haha 😄
Ryan has to watch it so he is essentially doing public service.
@@ReasonablySkeptic I guess I’m one of the tens 😅
The fact that the algorithm is so good to Ryan tells me that Hollywood doesn't realize what a threat this man is
💯
literally could replace an entire cast by himself
Hollywood is radical left , ryan is a leftists too. He can make fun of their movies but he will never disagree with them idealogicly , so he is not a threat .
I mean now i know not to waste my time watching it
I bet it's going to be tough for him to keep making Hollywood look foolish.
When he said " ow were making a cartoon" while explaining the car chase I lost it 😂😂
When did he mention Ow making a cartoon?
I literally spent the entirety of that car chase scene laughing hysterically
As weird as this sounds, this is a seriously good way of deconstructing movies and learning from them when working on your own projects. Plus it's just fun.
@@EEEEEEEE hey, shut up
Totally agree!! I've literally suggested budding writers watch these to learn how to write their own narratives
Watching these is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Only if you're worried about screenplay. Fanboyflicks goes way more in depth if you want to deconstruct movies. But he only does bad movies.
I've always been curious if these videos have ever helped writers/filmmakers critique their own ideas
"So you have a movie for me" ... This legit gives me pure joy every time.
Yeah, because you can be so damn sure whatever follows will be AWESOME!
Absolutely! :D
YES SIR I DO
I can hear his voice in my head
@@doloreslehmann8628 and his big cheesy grin is chef's kiss :D
The pleading and desperation in producer guy’s voice @ 1:40 seems incredibly genuine, like he’s really, really worried about things not being as they seem.
"So what was all that stuff that took most of the movie?
STUFF!"
I love how even thou he have catchphrases he always comes up with new ones
and other than "super easy barely an inconvenience" he managed to make hilarious catchphrases out of mundane phrases
Soon our language will be nothing more than Ryan's catchphrases. Then we will have... peace.
He left out so much, too. For example, why was Frank taunting Alice? WTF was that scene at the dinner table when Alice said she had it all figured out and then rambled some nonsense? Why would one die in real life if they died in the simulation (such a dumb feature)?
Everyone is talking about the catch phrases "super easy barely an inconvenience" and " (...) is TIGHT", but my all time favorite is when the producer guy says " I guess that makes sense"
I am a school teacher in a Danish school. Sometimes I show my students your videos in their breaks. We all love you and your work.
Sincerely Denmark
I enjoy the moments of:
"Why?"
Because the story needs to happen.
My personal favorite is when the producer points out a plot whole or something nonsensical and the screenwriter replies "Hey shut up, so...." and just continues on. That one always gets me.
@@e.starling141 Plot holes in profitable movies are tight.
Yeah I like that one too in the wow wow wow
@@py_a_thon That works.
This movie was someone’s dream right before they woke up. But quickly forgot all the in-between bits so just stitched all the parts they remembered together and put it in a movie.
I bet the movie writers, directors and CEOs hate Pitch Meetings. Because the awesome videos simply highlights their incompetence with ease 😅
The director doesn’t care. She doesn’t even care about her husband when she’s sleeping with Harry Styles.
😂
I’m pretty everyone involved with this movie already realizes how incompetent it is. . .
Bro, how have you not learned the main message of Pitch Meetings; that those people care about making money and literally nothing else.
Man the marketing for these type of movies is so Weird and Toxic filled, it's crazy.
The biggest surprise of this film is really that you go in expecting the twist to be one thing, but then it turns out to be exactly that thing you thought it would be and you wonder what the point of it all was. A bold choice by the filmmakers if I’m honest.
The evil plants from The Happening...lol
Unexpected plot twist. Stupidity level 100.
Sometimes the plot can also twist way too far, and then becomes a mobius strip of stupidity...
That's the problem with one-twist "Shyamalan" movies. It's like tantric sex minus the sex. Just one giant, endless tease.
I was expecting/hoping the town of Victory would be on the moon or mars, yet no one was allowed to know except the executives at Victory. A story about colonists without having given consent could have made for an interesting story about being shanghaied and left on a wasteland in space.
That reminds me of Rings of Power and how the character that everything seems to indicate is Sauron turns out to actually be... Sauron.
@@Ratchet2431 The showrunners said Sauron would turn up in an "unexpected way", so up until episode 9 I refused to believe Halbrand could be Sauron because it was so expected.
I thought it was odd how the neighbor knew it was a simulation and chose to still be a crappy mom that her fake kids even favored the neighbor over her. And they never explained how the kids died, but I'm sure she either killed them (since she seems kind of unattached) or they died from her negligence (drunk driving or she passed out drunk and burned down the house with a cigarette).
The thing is the kids weren’t real, she was just using them as an unhealthy coping mechanism. She probably neglected them because _they weren’t real._
The messaging in this movie seems very subtle, Pitch Meeting saving the public's money is tight!
That's the excuse if someone asked to go see the movie with them in theaters is ”Oh sry im tight".
It saved my time, and therefore my money. Trailer had me slightly curious, but the Pitch gave me all I needed to know to skip renting it.
Ohh, hoping George Ryan makes a few cents per view instead of some morons at a studio making millions is Tight!
Yes very subtle, sir!
I would call it more confused if anything.
What's the message? If you want a housewife DON'T trap her in a virtual reality that's not technologically possible with our current level of technology in ANY way?
If your wife has a job don't kidnap her?
Your goals and the results of your efforts to achieve those goals should actually align?
That last one's not too bad actually.
"It's a very serious scene..."
"No it's not."
I snorted out loud.
The cartoon car chase segment is probably my favorite thing…”no it’s not no there’s no way”.
Movie studios REALLY, REALLY need to hire Ryan to come listen to their actual pitch meetings before they green light a movie. Especially a movie like this one.
If they did that, we wouldn't have the pleasures of this channel.
@@williammkydde True. We would need some sort of time loop escape.
It was a great movie. Ofc every movie sounds ridiculous when you nitpick everything with a fine-tooth comb. It’s not real. It’s a movie. Hell even real life is ridiculous.
@@DeathnoteBB An interesting movie, yes. Great? No. And it isn't nitpicking when one points out major plot holes and logic failures.
@@davidanderson_surrey_bc Agree with this, enjoyed the movie, and after 10 years of capeshit garbage it DID feel like a, yknow, go to the theatre see a movie kinda movie. Pretty sound idea, reasonably well done, provokes a couple of thoughts. Great movie worth remembering? No. But that doesn't mean it isn't worth watching at all
"It's like the Matrix, only with 10,000 times less kung-fu"
"So, a little bit of kung-fu?" That got me to snort out my drink and I wasn't even drinking anything!
That's OK. I bet you have a nose perfect for a big ol snort, dontcha?
@@justinkennedy3004 i got a Roman nose; roamin' all over my face!
what I love about Pitch Meetings is that when the movies are great it's just a good time but when they're... whatever this is... then Pitch Meetings are the best most enjoyable PSA's ever!
The reason he started with the "it feels like a movie" bit, was because that's the most popular review for the movie on letterboxd!
It's also a quote one of the lead actors (Harry Styles) said when asked what his favourite part of Don't Worry Darling is. Just gonna post the whole thing 'cause it's pretty funny.
"You know, my favorite thing about the movie is, like, it feels like a movie. It feels like a real, like, you know, ‘go to the theater’ film movie"
@@mimiws6436 ahh, I see! That makes it even funnier!
@@mimiws6436 Yeah I'm pretty sure Harry's quote is what Ryan was mocking. And even as Harry was saying this is was great seeing Chris Pine sitting next to him just staring off into space looking perplexed, and you know he's thinking "What???!". I thought it was pretty funny myself. I don't get the impression Harry is the smartest guy out there. Just saying.
It feels like a movie
But it isn't. Movies have point.
Now I desperately need a movie about Producer Guy thinking everything is a cartoon. It would be TIGHT.
Yeah, even his "Let me get off of that thing" was less enthusiastic than usual.
Or a serious drama where producer guy is schizophrenic and pitches movies to himself all day. At first he is confined to a mental hospital until hollywood discovers him and so they kidnap him and put him in a room where he pitches movies to himself all day every day, only pausing to eat, sleep, and defecate. There will be several scenes of producer guy defacating, sometimes violently. It's going to take up a good chunk of screen time.
Anyways eventually he's going to realize that escaping his captors is super easy, barely an inconvenience. So he does a back flip, snaps the badguys neck and escapes.
"The Producer"
"So wait is this a cartoon or live action?"
"Yes sir it is!"
- Screenwriter guy pitching the Speed Racer movie
Producer Guy sees the world in Pyrovision
Such a lame @ss comment...
I'm currently working on my Comparative Pitch Meeting thesis at NYU, and I have it on good authority that this episode is directly responsible for the College of :Low-Key Best Pitches getting that new building where the Law Library used to be
Me:seeing the thumbnail without bulging eyes
Something's wrong and I can feel it
That’s how I felt lol
A suprise to be sure, but not a welcome one.
we need answers
A whole BUNCH of weird occurrences!
@@rudolf_lingens_ he's gonna need you to get AALLLL the way off his back about this thumbnail
...oh man, just hearing a satirical *summary* of this movie made my head start to implode. Why did anyone think we needed to know the answer to, "What happens if you cross Wandavision with The Matrix?"
You just explained why this movie got greenlit in the first place. . .
More like Wanda(dont'need)vision
I was thinking WandaVision through this whole pitch meeting
Seems like someone took their Friday after-work games too seriously. This made up games
where you write down movie titles and someone has to, after their 3rd drink, make up a story on the spot about what if movie1 X movie2.
@@FutureCommentary1 That would actually be a really entertaining game, that would get more fun as it went on, but there's so many better examples than these two to go with, hehe.
After you're done laughing can we all appreciate this poor man had to probably watch this movie more than once and take notes. Dear god the horror
Honestly watching it once with a sticky note while listing off the plot points is all you need. It's pretty bare bones.
-Sketchy 50s vibe
-Weird stuff
-Obvious Villain guy
-More Weird stuff
-Plot Twist and Ending
And Ryan didn't even get to drag Harry Styles off to a trailer and bang him every five minutes!
With the premise of the movie it seems like it would make more sense to make the simulation like an actual place the characters are like the Truman show with a conditioning element rather than a Virtual Reality where in the real world the husband has to do all the stuff he wants the wife to do in the simulation thus defeating the purpose of what he wanted in the first place.
It’s already been done. Stepford Wives. Wilde just made a shittier version.
There was a decent movie with Jesse Eisenberg that was actually kinda solid.
Vivarium.
Weird movie. Made well.
you know what I just fuckin realized? why would she be in the simulation anyway? this is the life he wants for himself, why wouldn't HE be in the simulation? He doesnt even get toe experience his fantasy! t
Shooshies mate. Don't bring concise and sound logic into this. It's a BiG mOtIoN pIcTuRe
@@hellspawnedhero1123 I was thinking that the whole video!
That “get off my back” was quite a bit more disturbingly aggressive than usual 😳
And Producer Guy seemed genuinely terrified.
They’ll have to duke it out eventually
The "Oh, ok, let me get off of that thing" reply was royal, though...
_oh okay let me get offa that thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnng_
@@commandercaptain4664
"I thought we could have a 5 minute scene of Harry Styles dancing like a puppet!"
The main thing I remember from this film
“Hey shut up”is my new favourite pitch meeting catchphrase 😂
agreed...i been laughin even harder when he throws that in there.
It's so subtle yet so cruel 😭
Producer Guy:"So what's the name of the movie?"
Screenwriter Guy:"Don't worry about darling"
PG:"I have to worry about it. Also, don't call me darling"
SG:"No... nevermind"
I have to say I am super happy I didn't see this one. I can tell I would have been pretty pissed walking out of the theater. Thanks for saving me hours of my life!
"I'm tired of staying at my house while my wife makes boatloads of money and allows me to live comfortably. I'd rather work at a boring 9-to-5 job while she says at home." - Jack, apparently
"And more than that, I'd rather I was doing all the house work and taking care of her in a coma-like state while also working that 9-to-5! Sounds like an ideal life."
Where i have to change her diapers and not spend any actual time with her in the real world or fake one lol.
And have to change her diaper
He could have just divorced her and gotten like a 20 year old girlfriend. Its super easy, barely an inconvenience
"Having all my income at my disposal,which allows me to build my own personal fortune,is a bad thing,I would rather turn my wife into an useless money pit That Al Bundy sure is a lucky guy" - Jack.
This is one of those movies where the behind the scenes story could make for a better movie than the actual film itself.
Preach, I would pay decent money to watch the Behind the scenes drama instead of the actual movie.
Lol
sort of like what happened in ' tropic thunder ' lol
Yeah, crazy feminist propaganda movie made by a crazy feminist.
The behind the scenes must have been something else.
I was going to say "Sorta like The Room," but then I wasn't really able to think of enough differences to justify the 'sorta'.
I havent wasted money on crappy movies in years thanks to this amazing series.
I thought it would be hard to come up with a Stepford Wives-like concept that's actually *more* absurd than Stepford Wives already was.
Turns out it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Coming up with it is legit super easy. Sneaking it past enough people to get millions of dollars to make it is the hard part
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 No, the hard part was keeping the focus on the movie rather than on a bunch of kindergarten antics behind the scenes.
At least Stepford Wives was fun to watch
The "hey shut up" is my new favorite Pitch Meeting quote 😆
Same! I just left a comment saying that. Lol. "Hey shut up so....." 😂
I like how he says it almost as a single word: heyshutup
This channel provides me two kind of services:
1- I am entertained whenever I watch a pitch of a movie I already seen, which makes me laugh 99% of the time.
2- I don't need to watch crappy movies when I haven't yet and proceed to watch the pitch meeting, just like this one.
This screenwriter guy is so creative… He comes up with a new story every week! 😮
Agreed, he makes it look super easy, barely an inconvenience.
He always pitches bad scripts but still. Lol
@@goodoldfashionedloverboyy Oh yeah, let me get off that thing!
Oh, coming every week is TIGHT.
@@goodoldfashionedloverboyy Ok. Let me get off that thing!
I hope we can get a Princess Bride Pitch Meeting sometime in the future. That would be very much appreciated.
Edit: Ryan has picked apart awesome films before like Logan, Lord of the Rings, and Jurassic Park. He can totally do this film too.
Inconceivable.
@@sidearmsalpha Actually, it'd be super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
@@301.allday True but this movie is a classic with a devoted following. There's way more crap out there that deserves to get trashed by Ryan.
Producer: Tell me about this movie thing
Writer: As you wish, sir!
That would be THIGHT!
I already had decided on not watching this movie but this pitch meeting episode definitely validated my decision. Once again, thank you 🙏🏼
I've never heard of this movie, I have no intention of ever thinking about it again but I'm really glad I watched this Pitch Meeting!
Just watch The Stepford Wives if you haven't yet. That movie has the same vibes, but with an actually digestible plot.
That twist at the end of this video seems far better than the twist in the movie.
With everything I’ve heard about the movie, I’m guessing it’s not a coincidence this pitch has an unprecedented number of people with giant eyes.
"Does the Roadrunner show up"........LMFAO
Tough questions being asked: Do people not wonder where she went?
And the usual answers: Uhh, not really...
Hey shut up-
That's the closest I'll ever get to watching that waste of time movie 😂😂
The “I DON’T KNOW??!!” Is back!!! I love it!
Wow Wow Wow….wow. This might be favorite Pitch Meeting yet. He mentioned EVERY thought I had during the movie - 90min of weird things happening with no answers and 1,000 questions at the end.
Someone forgot to tell Wilde that twist movies need more going on than just the one twist. It's like the longest dad joke ever.
You SAW this? I’ve never heard of it hmmm 🤔
But really, WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THE PLANE???
I wanna know why Gemma Chan went from fiercely defending her husbands actions to stabbing him with a kitchen knife. Did she know the whole time?
The “everything is NOT as it seems” and the “oh…….. oh my god” sent me over the edge dude
I was honestly surprised how hard that one made me laugh! I even had to rewind it a couple times 😂
Me, too. The line I was expecting was something like "......can we do that?", but this was just as good.
Still GREAT. You would think after all this time videos that are pretty close to the same thing over and over would get redundant but he keeps it fresh funny and entertaining every week. I wounder how he does it? What ever it is I bet it's super easy and barely a inconvenience (thanks to all his hard work and countless hours just for us. Thank you). A 1000 tight thank yous
The shock treatments may not make the woman forget about her real life, but believe me, I've already forgotten this movie ever existed.
I cant wait for the LOTR Rings of Power finale.
Not because I’m heavily invested in the series
But because I wanna see you make a Pitch Meeting about it asap!
Same
Might I ask what about rings of power makes you so invested in it?
@@Jason-jb3xt me? I like the show. Though it does have some gaping holes (that I’m sure Producer Guy and Screenwriter Guy would do full justice to), it’s a good show and they keep me interested in what will happen next.
These Pitch Meetings save me SO much time I would've spent on so-so movies.
There seems to be nothing but so-so movies these days... This channel is saving my love of cinema, without it, I'd probably swear off all of them, since they all tend to stink
@@bretts9373 my wife and I were just talking about that the other day. We were talking about how even 10 years ago, I'd feel like i HAD to go see certain movies every couple of months. In the past 24 months, we've gone to the theater twice. Nothing else made us feel like we had to go.
2:56 Screenwriter Guy checking his notes with a "yeah they do/no they don't, I guess" is one of my favs
It would be really cool to see pitch meetings for the Jason Bourne movies.
How would her being in that state be traditional. She won't be able to cook, clean or be intimate with him and he'd have to cook, clean, take care of her body while she's in the simulation and earn money for them. It's almost as if this movie focused more on a message than, you know, internal logic.
I haven't watched anything other than the reviews/reactions, but it would have made sense if they explained that Frank had a service going for that (nurses or maids taking care of comatose people), and the husbands going off to work every day is actually them being in charge of recruiting/radicalizing other young men. You know, like they are the underlings of some terrorist organization. Sort of what happened in The Village, wealthy guy has the means to secure a state park sized perimeter in that movie.
Yes. So he wants a housewife but instead he got a woman in a coma that he then needs to take care for. What? Lol
@@xsanguine8 I got the vibe that he had to do both. Care for his wife and recruit more men. I think that's what the promotion rings and Frank's "work hard, play hard" quote meant.
my favorite part was when this movie had a cross over with the mcu, with red skull showing up and telling people to clean their rooms. i wasnt clear if that was part of the simulation or real world though.
Calling a married man with kids an incel is tight!
@@matthewbauerle7153 yet its super easy, barely an inconvenience
yeah, because Jordan Peterson never talks about both partners needing be competent, and never tells men to stop hating on women. It sounds like the villain is more Andrew Tate.
You ever meet a person who's *TERRIBLE AT TELLING STORIES!* Like they say "something interesting happened at the store today", and then *2 HOURS LATER* they're *STILL TALKING* now about some dream they had when they were 6 with *EXCRUCIATING DETAIL* and still *HAVE NOT GOTTEN TO THE STORE?!* Well, it seems, that person is making movies now. So...that's happening.
“It feels like a movie.” Hahah the way Chris Pine looked so annoyed when Harry said that hahaha
"Don't worry darling" was what the real screenwriter said when they asked him if he found an ending to the story yet.
I'm a massive fan of everything Ryan George does cause watching him is super easy, barely an inconvenience. But this one had me particularly amped. I am a solo Drummer/DJ Artist signed to BMG Records and John Powell the amazing composer of the film called me to play on the soundtrack of the whole movie. So when you are checking out those epic cartoon car chase scenes at the end (sans The Roadrunner), now you know it's DRMAGDN Cyborg Drummer/DJ along with with Bashiri Johnson who toured playing percussion with Michael Jackson & Omar Hakim who played drums on Get Lucky - Daft Punk. So now you at least know where those mysterious earthquakes came from in the movie. 🥁😎🥁
Seeing a pitch meeting when it comes out and not watching it cause you don’t have time is TIGHT!
@Yura Yuryevich Looks like they corrected it. When I clicked on the video it had a thumbnail of the neighbor lady. Then when I exited out of the video and went back to my recommendations it was one of their usual thumbnails.
Y'know I'm starting to be concerned about the possibility of the screenwriter portrayal being way too accurate to real life screenwriters 🤔
However Pitch Meetings will always be fun to watch even as actual screenwriters become more clueless with every movie, so Thank You Ryan 👍👍
This brother is how i choose to watch movies or not. My movie time is verrrry valuable to me LOL. Thank you bruh
A Pitch Meeting video about the movie being more viewed than the actual movie is tight!
"Oh its a cartoon!" Yes, that scene is. Nowadays, the more action there is in a film, the more animation disguised as real-life movies are.
This Pitch Meeting is missing from, and should be added to, the playlist of all Pitch Meetings
This is the kind of Pitch Meeting that you come to the Pitch Meeting channel to watch!
I am so glad you provide the entertainment that these movies are failing at.
You asked all the questions I had when watching this film. But I really quite enjoyed things being open-ended. Overall it was entertaining. Great pitch!
I didn't even hear about this one and yet I know pitch meeting is gonna be TIGHT!
Ryan George taking one for the team and watching this so I don't have to is tight!
I felt bad for him when I saw the title 🙈😆
The pitch meeting for this film was infinitely more entertaining than the actual film... WOW WOW WOW...... WOW
It really does feel like a movie...
I actually really really liked this movie but I kind of agree that it probably would’ve made a better tv show or something
@Robert Monroe of all time even!
Watching the pitch meeting for a movie I never intended or cared to watch is TIGHT!
This is seriously the best and most accurate review of this movie out there.
I wish I had the same ability to be bowled over as Mr. Producer when it comes to realizing that nothing is what it seems
Right?
Or just that *At least one thing* is not as it seems.
That scene made me unreasonably happy
I mean, if you found out nothing was as it seemed, I'm sure you would be properly flabbergasted. Fingers crossed right?
The She-Hulk Pitch Meeting is going to be so funny
Unlike She-Hulk!
I hope that is next. Then again it would be better if nobody would see a single episode.
It's gonna be a tough one for him to do because it's such a polarising show. I hope he never becomes like CinemaSins who really started giving in to virtue-signalling bullshit.
Good show!
@@Bendrix27 too much money in it.
Well, that's another razzie you've saved me from watching but still gave me some entertainment out of. Thanks Pitch Meetings! Love you Ryan and your beautiful blue eyes.
don't worry darling was literally one of the best half-movies I've ever seen, which I guess means it's as good as a movie I half-loved.
It's one of the movies ever.
I agree, first half was very strong. Too bad the second half doesn't stand when thinking about it even for a bit.
@@eradict It's one of the halves ever.
It's very movie. It's one of the most movies of time. Period. I was very movied by it.
No. Not even the first half, I don't know what kept me from turning it off 20 minutes in.
The way producer guy's eyes widened when he said 'I just have so many questions' was equally hilarious and creepy
There are just so so many movies I never want to see...thank you Pitch Meetings!
I'm certain that "don't worry about it" was said at least fifty times in the actual pitch meeting for this movie.