To Catch a Predator - The Mickey Mouse Predator (DL RAW)

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  • A big thanks goes to ‪@DavesLemonade‬ / ‪@DavesLemons‬ for providing the video, and for taking the time to edit and splice the uncut version with the dateline segment that was not featured in the uncut version.
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    To Catch a Predator is a popular American reality television series, which featured on NBC. The show was hosted by Chris Hansen and was partly filmed with hidden investigative camera’s. The series aimed to catch the sexual predators, who would arrive at a sting house to have intercourse with a minor. Most episodes would typically end in an arrest. The minors were actually adults who were merely impersonating underage persons.
    The series debuted in November 2004.12 investigations were featured in total and they took place all across the United States. However, the series came to a shocking halt in 2008.
    On several occasions To Catch a Predator, makers had been accused of creating the news, rather than reporting news. Several media portals at the time had claimed that the show was blurring the line between being a news organisation and an agency of law enforcement. However, To Catch a Predator was finally cancelled in 2008.
    The show had been accused of Entrapment for years, which is a practice where a law enforcement official provokes a person to commit a crime, which they would have otherwise been unlikely to commit. However, an incident that took place in 2008, that became the catalyst leading to the show’s end.
    In 2008, Louis Conradt who was an assistant district attorney in Rockwall County, Texas, had shot himself after he was caught talking as well as exchanging pictures with a volunteer who had posed as a 13-year-old boy. Louis Conradt shot himself when NBC and local police barged into Conradt’s home with the camera crew. NBC and the Local Police brought the camera crew into Conradt’s home as he hadn’t shown up for a pre-scheduled meeting.
    The 60-year-old American Television Journalist Chris Hansen was the host of To Catch a Predator. Chris Hansen also hosts Killer Instinct on Investigation Discovery, a show which revolves around and documents homicide investigations. Chris Hansen is currently running a TH-cam show named Have A Seat With Chris Hansen these days.

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  • @IWish2500
    @IWish2500 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +278

    This dude has the audacity to say he asks everybody if they’re horny. And then doesn’t ask Chris if he’s horny

    • @dirkmcgurkin1272
      @dirkmcgurkin1272 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      His loss. Chris WAS horny. 😅

    • @Leen-zh6xg
      @Leen-zh6xg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😂😂

    • @atlasg2402
      @atlasg2402 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Or the cameraman 😂

    • @ripvanwinkle9935
      @ripvanwinkle9935 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He definitely didn't have to ask when the cops were handcuffing him

    • @seanwatson3334
      @seanwatson3334 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It's just a question!! (in my squeakiest voice)

  • @tomobourn7780
    @tomobourn7780 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1689

    This dudes voice is 50% Mickey Mouse 30% marge Simpson and 20% Winnie the Pooh

    • @dariusdouglas2637
      @dariusdouglas2637 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      😂😂😂

    • @aleksfoxtrot8044
      @aleksfoxtrot8044 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Spot on description. Lol

    • @JGarcia2016
      @JGarcia2016 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      He sounds more like herbert the perbert from family guy lol 😅

    • @elyahuahyetimix-tape5065
      @elyahuahyetimix-tape5065 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      😂🤣🤣😭 a total 3 in a 1!!!😭🤣🤣😂

    • @chadkarr7394
      @chadkarr7394 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Bubbles from trailer park boys. I love that show, but this sh1t here is wacky. 😂

  • @Pboy7272
    @Pboy7272 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +541

    "I just wanna put a bullet in my head."
    "Are you right or lefthanded Jeff?"

    • @fluminesesoc
      @fluminesesoc 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      Dude only had one dollar on him.The female officer said she will put it in a safe for him lol 😂

    • @jasonlilly9704
      @jasonlilly9704 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      He's dead now. So he got his wish.

    • @JdisoNfjfjdi
      @JdisoNfjfjdi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@jasonlilly9704 how did he die?

    • @jasonlilly9704
      @jasonlilly9704 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@JdisoNfjfjdi morphine and opiate overdose given by his wife. Then she married his best friend/best man at their wedding...so she is a person of interest, no doubt.

    • @elbow333
      @elbow333 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jasonlilly9704 source??? lol

  • @vtjakiela
    @vtjakiela 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11567

    I can honestly credit this man for saving my life. At my lowest moments i would watch this video on repeat and tell myself "at least im not that guy"

    • @kyletitterton
      @kyletitterton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +512

      You and the rest of TH-cam Vince. You and the rest of TH-cam...

    • @mosquitoinmagicjohnsonshouse
      @mosquitoinmagicjohnsonshouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      What’s wrong with that

    • @kenfist1307
      @kenfist1307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      The internet and real life are two different things

    • @vestos
      @vestos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      @@mosquitoinmagicjohnsonshouse it's a question!!!

    • @vestos
      @vestos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Do you want to try again

  • @Bluey_
    @Bluey_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4764

    imagine being a predator, already bad, but having your episode named the mickey mouse predator lmao

    • @Ethan-fh9lq
      @Ethan-fh9lq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is pretty interesting that this guy tried to have sex with a pretend teenager one time and that’s how he’s remembered, while Mick Jagger, David Bowie, Prince and virtually every rockstar or Hollywood personality that was big in the 60s and 70s all actually had sex and even relationships with young teens, and they get to be the most celebrated and beloved people in our society.

    • @brennendehexe7934
      @brennendehexe7934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Its enough to make a grown man cry...

    • @charityholley9613
      @charityholley9613 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      hahaha 😂😂😂😂

    • @samyalanae3558
      @samyalanae3558 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @KingJaymo2k11
      @KingJaymo2k11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Makes you “want to put a bullet to your head”😅😅😅😅

  • @plitas
    @plitas ปีที่แล้ว +1050

    Cashier: "Welcome to McDonald's, what can I do for you?"
    Jeff: "Are you a cop? Are you horny?"

    • @JediMaster362
      @JediMaster362 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Cashier: "Need a doggie biscuit for Pluto?"

    • @eviljesus6111
      @eviljesus6111 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      *cashier: go 'head,

    • @Jamesgreggy
      @Jamesgreggy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      It's a question!

    • @kitrichardson5573
      @kitrichardson5573 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      That was genuinely funny

    • @janetcook3631
      @janetcook3631 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      What's wrong with that?

  • @kingofthegrill
    @kingofthegrill 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +158

    "Hi, I'm Jeff Stacey from TO Catch a Predator, and I would say that yeah, you're watching Disney Channel."

    • @cosmicredeemer3109
      @cosmicredeemer3109 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      You know what’s crazy? In 2004, during the conception of Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Brian Peck, a registered sex offender, got hired by Disney under the Disney Channel brand.

    • @cosmicredeemer3109
      @cosmicredeemer3109 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Drake Bell exposed Brian Peck on Quiet on Set

    • @kingofthegrill
      @kingofthegrill 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@cosmicredeemer3109 Brian Peck is a piece of shit and sadly Drake Bell is too. It's sad when a kid gets molested but you don't grow up to groom minors yourself. He knows more than anyone what that feels like to be abused as a kid and he wanted to do it to a minor.

    • @layzee3810
      @layzee3810 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@cosmicredeemer3109yeah that episode had me shocked the entire time

    • @cosmicredeemer3109
      @cosmicredeemer3109 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@layzee3810 I’m at seldom at a loss for words

  • @thadanzwiggler
    @thadanzwiggler ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I now go to Jeff's famous line "Probably a whole lot of nothing" when people at work ask me if I have any plans for the weekend.

    • @hardboiled2987
      @hardboiled2987 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I prefer to ask people if they do anal (its a question)

    • @Honey-Sanchez
      @Honey-Sanchez 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Does it work?

    • @thadanzwiggler
      @thadanzwiggler 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Honey-Sanchez Surprisingly, yes LOL

    • @LissyVee
      @LissyVee หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Maybe a kiss or two

  • @steverichards1482
    @steverichards1482 ปีที่แล้ว +2458

    "you ask her if she's horny"
    "I ask everyone that"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @FawkesFarrow
      @FawkesFarrow ปีที่แล้ว +184

      I cannot imagine how the conversation would go….Jeff: Hey, man, do you happen to be horny by any chance? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MultiKnick
      @MultiKnick ปีที่แล้ว +90

      With that mickey mouse voice.

    • @jmarx3943
      @jmarx3943 ปีที่แล้ว

      So...what's your horny level at?

    • @runarhrothgar
      @runarhrothgar ปีที่แล้ว +141

      IT’S A QUESTION 😂

    • @MrEvan312
      @MrEvan312 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Predator's Brother: Hey man I'm hosting Christmas dinner this year."
      Mickey Mouse Pewdator: "Cool, you horny?"

  • @GalacticChungus
    @GalacticChungus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6631

    This was easily the hardest episode of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse I've ever tried to watch.

    • @parthoroy9141
      @parthoroy9141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      LOL 😂 Mickey Mouse Trap House

    • @CollinsOEF
      @CollinsOEF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Meska Muska haveee ahhhh seat…

    • @parthoroy9141
      @parthoroy9141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@CollinsOEF I love it; sounds like Jar Jar Binks

    • @SuperCartiel
      @SuperCartiel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@parthoroy9141 No, no. Link not meesa with pedo-poddo.

    • @marcusestrada3713
      @marcusestrada3713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LMFAO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SpinningCracKFisT
    @SpinningCracKFisT 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

    The way they so confidently walk into a strangers house is soo 2004ish

    • @hypnos9336
      @hypnos9336 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      why the hell is it specifically from the year 2004? is this a joke from somewhere else? I've been alive since the 80s and I fail to see how people walked into houses differently in the year 2004(ish)

    • @SpinningCracKFisT
      @SpinningCracKFisT 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @hypnos9336 so you're either trolling, plain dumb or who knows maybe even one of them there "woke" feller!!!

    • @gurutruecrimeguru1405
      @gurutruecrimeguru1405 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hypnos9336 Predators walk slightly less confidently into houses in 2024.

    • @TheDarkWizard666
      @TheDarkWizard666 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      💯

    • @brettcourtney2414
      @brettcourtney2414 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      2006 too

  • @thecoomchalice5441
    @thecoomchalice5441 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    Props to Hansen for keeping his composure. I'd fucking lose my shit and start cracking up the moment I heard him say "It's just a question" onwards

  • @scottdixon2505
    @scottdixon2505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3408

    'You have the right to remain silent'
    'Can I just be shot?'
    The comedic timing on that was so fucking funny 😂

    • @johnpeoples5637
      @johnpeoples5637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      It's just a question 🤣 I didn't know...

    • @alfiewilson7742
      @alfiewilson7742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He actually did “HAVE the RIGHT to remain SILENT”. However, he wasn’t AWARE that he “HAD the RIGHT to remain SILENT”. And, he most definitely, was NOT informed of such, therefore, EVERYTHING he says should NOT be admissible in a court of law.🇺🇸

    • @ncalvin
      @ncalvin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alfiewilson7742 Do YOU sleep NAKED?

    • @702Nadia
      @702Nadia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@alfiewilson7742 0-0

    • @alfiewilson7742
      @alfiewilson7742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@702Nadia I don’t understand your reply. Could you please, be so kind to clarify?

  • @lambnj29
    @lambnj29 ปีที่แล้ว +1960

    I feel like this is the only guy in history who could get a concussion and actually gain a few IQ points.

  • @caseybillings9685
    @caseybillings9685 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I love how even Chris eventually starts talking to him like he's a child.

    • @jibjub7047
      @jibjub7047 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Hey are you a cop?

  • @thedragonboy7914
    @thedragonboy7914 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

    That's not Mickey Mouse, That's Herbert the Pervert

    • @SpicyDragoon
      @SpicyDragoon 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Looks like we got 6 more weeks of winter

    • @AslgamingOffical
      @AslgamingOffical 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's Herbert the perverts grandson

    • @MomMom4Cubs
      @MomMom4Cubs 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He didn't live long enough to be Herbert the Pervert.

  • @trevorpepper1996
    @trevorpepper1996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2923

    The best bit is how the cops just ignore his suicide threats, I was dying

    • @Labella_504
      @Labella_504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Thought it was just me 🤣

    • @dangilbertson592
      @dangilbertson592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      Props to them for staying patient and professional, not rising to his bait. It must have been tempting to yell at him to shut up

    • @choppertyrant21st
      @choppertyrant21st 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      This whole thing is so satisfying ....lmao... Just watching his life crumble into pieces ..... Definitely brings me relief especially that hes passed away...not able to do this shit agan

    • @alfiewilson7742
      @alfiewilson7742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@dangilbertson592 He was the one who was baited. I’m glad the cops didn’t yell at him and tell him to shut up. Especially, since they were not interested in him needing HELP.

    • @alfiewilson7742
      @alfiewilson7742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@choppertyrant21st I’m curious...What if he was your child? Would you make the same comment? Would it be satisfying to hear someone make that same comment about your child? I’m just curious.

  • @zach705
    @zach705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1141

    Winnie the Pooh really got himself in a sticky situation.

    • @Canuckchick32
      @Canuckchick32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hahahaha!!! 😂🐻🍯

    • @roteal
      @roteal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Oh bother.

    • @DLoc83
      @DLoc83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@roteal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jakenevin25
      @jakenevin25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Is was the honey

    • @jamesweekley1087
      @jamesweekley1087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Reaching for the wrong Honey Pot?

  • @Gulag00
    @Gulag00 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    4:12
    “You gonna be naked when I show up?”
    *stares into Jeff’s soul*

  • @GameOnTheGamer
    @GameOnTheGamer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    The best part of this is listening to it and not watching it.
    You just imagine a middle aged Mickey, jaded by a failing marriage, unappreciative kids, and type II diabetes.

    • @-suphur
      @-suphur หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Mickey goes to divorce court and the judge says, "I read here that you claim your wife is crazy?"
      Mickey says, "NO! I said that she's fucking Goofy!"

  • @jakewatersofficial
    @jakewatersofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1885

    It's even more entertaining if you close your eyes and imagine it's Winnie the Pooh talking.

    • @tonyabbot6771
      @tonyabbot6771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      😂 I just tried that lol

    • @Kazoo_man64
      @Kazoo_man64 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Winnie the Pooh and his classic catch phrases such as “are you a cop?” and “do you like anal?”.

    • @machinegunangel
      @machinegunangel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Perhaps you could spare a small smackerel of honey, Piglet?

    • @Pining_for_the_fjords
      @Pining_for_the_fjords 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      You mean Xi Jinping?

    • @clankbeast482
      @clankbeast482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      he got caught in the hunnypot

  • @AndersLindroth
    @AndersLindroth ปีที่แล้ว +722

    Jeff: "Please, I don't want to go to jail!"
    Police: "What's wrong with that?"
    Jeff: "I really don't!"
    Police: "It's a place!"

    • @omgorangelollipop8184
      @omgorangelollipop8184 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      😅😅😅😅😅 HAHAHAHA

    • @ZealKingdom
      @ZealKingdom 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

    • @TheX-3d
      @TheX-3d 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      TH-cam post of the year!!!

    • @GiantPopIts89
      @GiantPopIts89 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I dont get it

    • @AndersLindroth
      @AndersLindroth 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@GiantPopIts89The part the joke is referring to is between 6:00 and 6:12.

  • @mikeythedistasteful
    @mikeythedistasteful 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    “When talking to other people, I always be sure to ask if it’s a police setup because the druggies told me to.” - Mickey Mouse, Greenville, Ohio 2006

  • @MK-cm6xo
    @MK-cm6xo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    He's dead now, which means this footage is Jeff Stacey's only legacy and lasting contribution to the world. Long after he's gone, and everyone he ever knew and loved is also gone, Jeffrey Douglas Stacy will still remembered as a nonce with a funny voice who got caught on To Catch a Predator. Nothing else he did really mattered, this is what his entire existence on this planet amounted to. In a way, that's a fate even worse than death.
    But at least we have this funny video that we can all laugh at, thanks Jeff! Rest in peace.

    • @yesnomaybeso8633
      @yesnomaybeso8633 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      *Pieces

    • @MarticaMM916
      @MarticaMM916 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@yesnomaybeso8633Good one 😂

    • @TardMan1
      @TardMan1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Rest in Piss*

    • @regionalunityproductions6204
      @regionalunityproductions6204 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How did he croak?

    • @motherflange
      @motherflange 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@regionalunityproductions6204 >>following an autopsy conducted on his body, the coroner concluded that Stacy had passed away due to intoxication from a combination of morphine, diazepam, and alprazolam, with arteriosclerosis cardiovascular disease and obesity being contributing factors.

  • @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
    @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    “Oh bother… I’m a registered sex offender now, Piglett… I can’t be within 100 feet of you…”

    • @aubrey5577
      @aubrey5577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @BCP nigga they are literally one of the faces of Disney

    • @aubrey5577
      @aubrey5577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @BCP what the fuck is that supposed to mean

    • @ivu1303
      @ivu1303 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @jennatale
      @jennatale ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bro lmaooo

    • @sogiyojumbo
      @sogiyojumbo ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Who will have adventures with Christopher Robin now ?

  • @AKEYFACTOR
    @AKEYFACTOR ปีที่แล้ว +517

    The amount of times I’ve said “it’s just a question” in a high pitch voice is probably criminal 🤣

    • @tiejones2011
      @tiejones2011 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao 🤣

    • @lordvishnu8172
      @lordvishnu8172 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What's wrong with THA-HAT?

    • @mnmfreak502
      @mnmfreak502 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That and "what's wrong with that?" I say both in a high pitch voice all the time.

    • @worsethanhitlerpt.2539
      @worsethanhitlerpt.2539 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Saw a guy talking to a hot black chick today in a High, squeaky voice and the MM Predator
      immediately sprang to mind

    • @e-money5085
      @e-money5085 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I really didn't know she was fifteeeeeeeeen

  • @Carolinakid1984
    @Carolinakid1984 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Was so ready for the classic Mickey phrase "Ha Ha! Boy o' Boy"!

  • @danielbeaumont3744
    @danielbeaumont3744 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    "I just want to be shot"
    "YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT"
    I have no idea why that exchange always cracks me up

  • @MarshallArts
    @MarshallArts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1700

    God: “Welcome to Heaven, my son.”
    Jeff: “Are you a cop?”

    • @HawaiianMaugaMain
      @HawaiianMaugaMain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      IT’S A QUESTION!!!!!!

    • @AaronEllisOfficial
      @AaronEllisOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      More like:
      Satan: "welcome to hell where you'll be my b!tch forever"
      Jeff: "Are you a cop?"

    • @MarshallArts
      @MarshallArts 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AaronEllisOfficial Satan: “And before you ask, yes. It’s nothing but anal down here.”

    • @lianasoares8052
      @lianasoares8052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He might not even go to Heaven.

    • @lianasoares8052
      @lianasoares8052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@AaronEllisOfficial, exactly. 😈

  • @billjonesthebarber
    @billjonesthebarber ปีที่แล้ว +569

    Anytime you go in a house and there's a fake ass bar in the living room you know Chris Hansen has been there.

    • @4862cjc
      @4862cjc ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Or a stuck pitcher of Margarita's!

    • @georgelarson594
      @georgelarson594 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The whole time Chris Hansen is taking to Jeff he's thinking how could Jeff be so stupid. He's one apple that fell way off the tree

    • @WildmanUSAF
      @WildmanUSAF ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only if you're trying to hookup with a child!

    • @YourMomIsHere8008
      @YourMomIsHere8008 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How exactly is it a fake ass bar?? Lol😂

    • @donmeyers2631
      @donmeyers2631 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or is on the way

  • @Lugh444
    @Lugh444 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    I love how they blank out his Social Security number and personal info like anyone would want to impersonate this guy 😂

    • @crankymcgee
      @crankymcgee 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I mean, they'd use it to open up a credit card or something. idk much about identity theft but it seems like if they're in jail/prison and not able to track that stuff, it'd be one of the easiest targets

    • @evanstein3011
      @evanstein3011 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Stealing his PII wouldn't be to "impersonate" him lol. But yeah to your point I'd rather be dead than be identified as Jeff Stacy.

    • @emperorfrozenbillrulerofan8767
      @emperorfrozenbillrulerofan8767 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "IT'S A PRECAUTION"

    • @Lugh444
      @Lugh444 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@crankymcgee Yeah I know identify theft doesn't work like that but still 😂

    • @nikor.5907
      @nikor.5907 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I think its to protect him from people wanting to hurt him 😅

  • @atm1058
    @atm1058 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Death, its all I have, its all I need, it's all I want."
    Jeff's supervillain arc has begun.

  • @Bozar069
    @Bozar069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3527

    I can understand why druggies hung out with him. This guy is hilarious when you are stoned.

    • @joelbibeault1169
      @joelbibeault1169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Literally stoned rn watching this with my girl 😂

    • @alexbellington9243
      @alexbellington9243 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "drugs" and weed are very different things. I could see ol mickey here sucking a crvck pipe tho.

    • @johnpeoples5637
      @johnpeoples5637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I'd kinda like to see those pics 😜 he sent 📤... lol 😂

    • @choppertyrant21st
      @choppertyrant21st 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha

    • @scottakanumba1heathen379
      @scottakanumba1heathen379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOLZ

  • @MsBartSampson
    @MsBartSampson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    I love how the pitch of his voice progressively gets higher with every question Chris asks.

    • @zanmolecules4105
      @zanmolecules4105 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      From the faint, medium pitch of the *o k a y* to the high and squeaky
      *w h a t s w r o n g w i t h*
      *t h a t*

    • @theresalennon9940
      @theresalennon9940 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And the WHINNYING

    • @MsBartSampson
      @MsBartSampson ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zanmolecules4105 ​ @Theresa Lennon It's like an extended version of "Take On Me"

    • @SnowFoxParty
      @SnowFoxParty ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ITS JUST A QUESTION 😂😂

    • @e-money5085
      @e-money5085 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Please, I didn't know she was FIFTEEEEEEEN 😩

  • @hearts4catss
    @hearts4catss 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    This man makes me want to clear my throat

  • @bugcatcher8989
    @bugcatcher8989 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I like how as the conversation continues his voice slowly morphs into Herbert from Family Guy 😂

  • @MeAndETV
    @MeAndETV ปีที่แล้ว +302

    He sounds like a depressed Micky Mouse who hasn't had any water in 30 years.

    • @RossJohnson-bs8kf
      @RossJohnson-bs8kf 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I think the real Mickey is a boozer, lol

    • @akimboist
      @akimboist 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ITS JUST A KWUESHTUN!

    • @hannahrice3860
      @hannahrice3860 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Gameboy-Unboxings
      @Gameboy-Unboxings 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He had a cold, that's why his voice sounded that way.

  • @Kairos318
    @Kairos318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2613

    Love how Chris' voice goes up several octaves as if he's trying to explain something to a child.

    • @smellanalan
      @smellanalan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      You didn’t know whaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!?

    • @meyou9655
      @meyou9655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@smellanalan I was just going to comment the exact same thing LoL 😂.

    • @Joeiguana27
      @Joeiguana27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Down* octaves

    • @someonesghost3868
      @someonesghost3868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Are you a cop?

    • @thesamuraihobbit
      @thesamuraihobbit 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what I'm saying, he sounds more like a disappointed father telling off his reckless teenage kids for getting drunk, rather than a man confronting other men who were about to rape teenage girls.

  • @surlywithfabshoes
    @surlywithfabshoes 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Does he think that if he says he ‘wants to die’ over and over, they’ll just forget about this whole ‘silly’ mess??? You committed a felony……

    • @dorienfletcher2193
      @dorienfletcher2193 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Well actually he did but it took years later for him to do it he unalive himself last year in a Walmart parking lot

    • @MeatisMagic256
      @MeatisMagic256 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It just means he'll be on suicide watch, which likely means he's stuck in the hole.

  • @Matt-7819
    @Matt-7819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1232

    Customer“ I’d like a pound of cheese”, Jeff “ Are you a police officer?”

  • @skippychurch2965
    @skippychurch2965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1382

    I just LOVE the rule "if you ask them if they're police they have to tell you." Sorta like how a vampire cannot come into a home without permission. Lol

    • @mattzed11
      @mattzed11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Interesting note: this IS true in certain jurisdictions. For example, stings like this wouldn’t work in France because police cannot legally lie to would-be criminals.

    • @jamesweekley1087
      @jamesweekley1087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I've heard lawyers say that's one of the most common misconceptions about the law. One even put it on a top ten list.

    • @judeak2442
      @judeak2442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@mattzed11 Yeah but no offense and not to sound pejorative but we're talking about U.S. laws and jurisdictions. A police officer or law enforcement official is not required to tell you they are police during casual conversation. People often get mistaken, especially those who deal in vice crimes, that if you ask potential buyers/customers if they are cops, they are legally obligated to inform you that they are. How else would undercover operations and sting operations work, especially deep cover ones. It's silly how many people still think this is a thing.

    • @mattzed11
      @mattzed11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@judeak2442 None taken - just wanted to share a cool fact that people might not know. Don’t you think it’s ironic that such a common and tragically-wrong misconception actually is true in some places? Which one do you think should be the law in the US and why?

    • @judeak2442
      @judeak2442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@mattzed11 honestly I think that it makes sense as is in the us. While the police is far from perfect, it makes very little sense for them to reveal their identities unless they are making arrests or detaining. If they are working a case or a sting in plain clothes, they would lose the element of surprise if they revealed their identities. What do you think?

  • @northeastexcellency3620
    @northeastexcellency3620 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Showed this to a few friends of mine on the big screen at house gathering and everyone there was stoned and drunk laughing in tears over this guys voice

  • @platinumuschannel
    @platinumuschannel 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    "I dunno!"
    This guy is like the 2nd Grader who was caught taking a toy at recess.

  • @captkeith79
    @captkeith79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    If at anytime this dude would've said "oh bother" I would've lost it

    • @epresley8324
      @epresley8324 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jennatale
      @jennatale ปีที่แล้ว +10

      💀

    • @4713Caine
      @4713Caine ปีที่แล้ว +12

      who else just read that in his voice....

    • @teamtua1831
      @teamtua1831 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@4713Caine I did 😂🤦‍♂️

    • @Lemonyzed
      @Lemonyzed ปีที่แล้ว +5

      this took me out LMAO

  • @ramunayy
    @ramunayy ปีที่แล้ว +273

    it's hilarious how his voice just gets higher the more nervous he gets

    • @DavidGregory-qw4ws
      @DavidGregory-qw4ws 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hes a dogwhistle at that end of the interview

    • @hardboiled2987
      @hardboiled2987 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Your sona is beyond cute

    • @ramunayy
      @ramunayy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      thanks

    • @hardboiled2987
      @hardboiled2987 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ramunayy My pleasure. Gorgeous OC and artstyle.

  • @Challenger2A7
    @Challenger2A7 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    What gets me with these predators is that they all seem to be totally devoid of any sex appeal whatsoever. That's probably why they try to "teach" underage kids to find them attractive.

  • @DGS2605
    @DGS2605 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love it when he goes " A wHoLe LoTtA nUtHiN." Like he realized right then he was in trouble 😂😂😂

  • @Trooper599
    @Trooper599 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    Jeff: "......a bullet right to my head"
    Cop: ....... "What's your zip code?"
    LMFAO... No F's given

  • @roryslaine7896
    @roryslaine7896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1694

    I can vouch for Jeff here. I also go around asking people who I just met if they're cops. In fact, I sometimes use it as a substitute for saying hello.

    • @leonjardine5471
      @leonjardine5471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Ive got to ask, are you a cop?

    • @reginaldthomas690
      @reginaldthomas690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao

    • @fatcatnwo
      @fatcatnwo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Yeah, and after we're introduced, I ask if they wanna fu@#. Don't care if you're 12 or 92. It's only talk. 😆😆🤣

    • @Reviloj
      @Reviloj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol.

    • @lessthanahome
      @lessthanahome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yet he never asked Chris Hansen if he was a cop

  • @FiveTwoSevenTHR
    @FiveTwoSevenTHR ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I like how the boom guys come in as if they weren't already doing an excellent job recording their voices.

  • @IzzyH713
    @IzzyH713 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    5:32 fav part where Chris gets aggravated

  • @oneghost1257
    @oneghost1257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    Guys don't make fun of him, these are all normal questions. Who hasn't been asked "Are you a virgin? Do you sleep naked? Are you a cop?" In any job interview or first date?

    • @myfingershurt3489
      @myfingershurt3489 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He dead 💀

    • @Reviloj
      @Reviloj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOL

    • @josephcarrasco5901
      @josephcarrasco5901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @funtimes8296
      @funtimes8296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I don't get what the big deal is, it's just talk

    • @jamesweekley1087
      @jamesweekley1087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      So when my mother calls tomorrow I should ask her those questions? I've always wondered if she's a virgin.

  • @Fish4Joe
    @Fish4Joe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    Imagine his wife when they used to get intimate
    Wife: “I want you baby”
    Jeff: “Are you a cop?”

    • @Reviloj
      @Reviloj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Just a kiss or two. A whole lot of nothing.

    • @seanthedon6996
      @seanthedon6996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bro, the druggies told him to always ask if theyre a cop 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Neo_Bones
      @Neo_Bones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He worked at a deli, too.
      Customer: “can I have a pound of oven roasted turkey?”
      Jeff: “are you a cop?”

    • @mirrorface637
      @mirrorface637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      wife: what?
      Jeff: IT'S A QUESTION!

    • @seanthedon6996
      @seanthedon6996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mirrorface637 "I guess"

  • @JediMaster362
    @JediMaster362 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Once upon a time, lived a man with voice of a certain cartoon mouse,
    Daftly, did he step into a certain house!
    Though he first heard a young girl's voice,
    The man with voice of mouse, faced Chris Hansen, not his personal choice!

  • @KyleAKAHerm
    @KyleAKAHerm 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    0:20 hes so charismatic i don't understand how he couldnt find a woman

  • @carmelbeatty9342
    @carmelbeatty9342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Didn’t realise why he was dubbed Micky Mouse until half way in and now I can’t stop laughing every time he talks

    • @alicemalice1047
      @alicemalice1047 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It took you 20 minutes to realize that 💀💀

    • @mccorrect3470
      @mccorrect3470 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same and it just only got more hilarious after that

  • @markgtba
    @markgtba 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Pluto must feel mortified by Mickey’s behaviour 😂

  • @vicious26
    @vicious26 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    He lives such a dark life. He spends his time online in chat rooms late at night asking girls for their age and if they’re cops.

  • @Retroville704
    @Retroville704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Chris Hansen: “Did you bring condoms?”
    Jeff: “No that’s a surprise tool we’ll use for later”😂😂😂

    • @afterlife697
      @afterlife697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This comment deserves tens of thousands of likes.

    • @matthewcasale7610
      @matthewcasale7610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was just up to that part when I read this comment 😭😭 w

    • @KittyMeow1993
      @KittyMeow1993 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      NO TF YOU DIDN’T LMAOOOOOOOOOO 😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭

    • @nploda1408
      @nploda1408 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Where's that at? Timestamp?

    • @camberlane1171
      @camberlane1171 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best comment ever

  • @lightfast7966
    @lightfast7966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    It’s so unnecessary for all these camera and sound people to come out and shove their equipment in their faces. I love it so much haha

    • @lou9611
      @lou9611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      nah, it makes sense. makes him feel „guilty“, embarrassed, caught/watched. maybe paranoid for the future, like his actions dont stay unnoticed.

    • @arianekelly5715
      @arianekelly5715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Makes sense since he is trying to push the pedo out the door at this point anyway.

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp ปีที่แล้ว +8

      at the beginning of the show the idea of hidden cameras like that was a LITTLE high tech. part of the "i'm chris hansen with dateline nbc" spiel included telling them "everything you've done since you arrived has been recorded on tape"

    • @MrWebby93
      @MrWebby93 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What gets me is how we very, very seldomly see the content they record as they come out. It is LITERALLY unnecessary as they don't show the footage until the guys get arrested 😂

    • @dougjohnson8835
      @dougjohnson8835 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MrWebby93 I feel like it’s mostly just a tactic to get them out of the house so the cops can get them 😅

  • @BrianBarrettWilson
    @BrianBarrettWilson 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    This predo passed on in a Walmart parking lot sitting alone in his car on 02/22/21. He was on DOZENS of medications and was just as unhealthy physically as he was mentally. Thank God he isn't able to be a predo anymore.

    • @davidlake6495
      @davidlake6495 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Sounds like your average Walmart Customer.

  • @MrSimonsays2592
    @MrSimonsays2592 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    I always find it funnier than I should when the entire camera crew pops out of their hiding places and surround them. Lol

    • @jacobprice8048
      @jacobprice8048 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Always the highlight. Never gets old

    • @zanmolecules4105
      @zanmolecules4105 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don’t know why, but I lost it when I saw how many keys he had 26:09

    • @planes3333
      @planes3333 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its like their cue to send them away to jail. When chris has gotten all the information.

    • @4killsfreddy148
      @4killsfreddy148 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it's the best, the only thing that tops that is when the creeps ask for them to be shut off and Chris just says "I cannot" hahahah

    • @crazebamm
      @crazebamm ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@4killsfreddy148 lmfaooooo I can’t do that. It’s too funny

  • @powerwise234
    @powerwise234 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "Maybe a kiss or two". WTF was he thinking when he said that? LOOOOOL

    • @anyaforger6218
      @anyaforger6218 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He thought he was smooth since he got that far lmao

    • @ernest_timmons
      @ernest_timmons ปีที่แล้ว +4

      probably wouldn't go farther

    • @powerwise234
      @powerwise234 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@anyaforger6218 The thought of Jeff kissing... anything is fucking horrifying.

    • @deadeyeddog
      @deadeyeddog ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@powerwise234 Bro why the fuck did you make me think of that, now I'll have nightmares of Jeff leaning in for a kiss😭...Worst part is that I'm a minor.

    • @powerwise234
      @powerwise234 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@deadeyeddog Sorry, but it's ultimately relevant.

  • @big_t6471
    @big_t6471 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    🎵 It's the Mickey Mouse, sting house! Come inside have a seat inside! 🎵

  • @allysonm3370
    @allysonm3370 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I really dont know how Chris held it together for this one. His voice is killing me 😂

  • @TheReKinn
    @TheReKinn ปีที่แล้ว +219

    This detective's interrogation skills are on par with "pedophilesayswhat?"

  • @JezzieBell666
    @JezzieBell666 ปีที่แล้ว +957

    Nothing pisses me off more than when these scumbags immediately become toddlers unable to speak full sentences while being questioned. The little whiny “I guess not” when they asked if he knew the girl’s age just makes my blood boil. I get that you’re upset you got caught but literally no one feels bad for you dude.

    • @JezzieBell666
      @JezzieBell666 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@subswithnovideos-oz4zo he actually died a few years ago I think

    • @subswithnovideos-oz4zo
      @subswithnovideos-oz4zo ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@JezzieBell666 R.I.P. hope he made changes before he went.

    • @cikenjon7184
      @cikenjon7184 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah I hated hearing “it was just talking” Jesus christ

    • @zanmolecules4105
      @zanmolecules4105 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@JezzieBell666 good riddance

    • @zanmolecules4105
      @zanmolecules4105 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cikenjon7184 “are you horny?”
      w h a t s w r o n g w i t h
      t h a t ?

  • @Jupiter1423
    @Jupiter1423 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I just read that he passed away a few years ago. He was 41.

    • @anferneeg611
      @anferneeg611 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      How do you know? Are you a cop?

  • @christopherwright5565
    @christopherwright5565 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    35:56 - I think the lady cop liked him. She asked if he was single and for his phone number.

    • @kvndeangelo
      @kvndeangelo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      She was impressed by that dollar he had

    • @evanstein3011
      @evanstein3011 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It's a question....

  • @timkeyes8870
    @timkeyes8870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    If Chris Hansen had broken out a Donald Duck impression, I would have lost it.

    • @tammymcinerney7153
      @tammymcinerney7153 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If Chris did a Minnie Mouse impression and was like “Mickey what are u doing here” 💀💀

    • @cloudshines812
      @cloudshines812 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Lee Greer outside in the car: Oh Lord Mick! You got arrested! Gawarsh!

    • @MisterAutist
      @MisterAutist 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Man, that's just funny thinking about it. Good one

    • @happyinparis
      @happyinparis 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh my gosh! I literally choked on my soda! 😂

    • @antonioelaventurero9117
      @antonioelaventurero9117 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What if Chris had said to him
      "OH, D-D-D- DEAR!!! " ????

  • @skeetskoot769
    @skeetskoot769 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Bro sounds like marge simpson after shouting at bart for all them years.

    • @walterspeed2774
      @walterspeed2774 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes! you are a genius.

    • @Honey-Sanchez
      @Honey-Sanchez 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jeff had $1.00 on him.

  • @chemicaljk1447
    @chemicaljk1447 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    i suffer from depression and i watch this to show myself that i could be way worse

    • @user-kb1su7mg1g
      @user-kb1su7mg1g 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You are terrible

    • @chemicaljk1447
      @chemicaljk1447 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@user-kb1su7mg1g your mother

  • @solidsnake1786
    @solidsnake1786 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Sora,Donald and Goofy are really disappointed with mickey mice.

  • @bandit217
    @bandit217 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Isn’t it funny how he apparently asks EVERYONE if they’re a cop when he meets them… but never once asked Chris?

    • @Back_and_Better_Than_You
      @Back_and_Better_Than_You 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Didn’t even ask if he was horny!

    • @The_Brew_Dog
      @The_Brew_Dog 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Apparently he also asks everyone he meets if they are horny too. His words not mine.

    • @Fee212
      @Fee212 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Well spotted. I think he was lying when he said that. 😂

    • @darklordojeda
      @darklordojeda 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Fee212 I believed him until this guy pointed out that he didn't ask Chris. I now must rethink my entire life.

    • @rickbrenner6079
      @rickbrenner6079 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Great point. Especially because Chris comes off like a cop a little bit with an authoritarian approach to questioning these guys. That possibility had to run through Jeff Stacy’s head at least for a moment or two. Here was the perfect chance for Jeff to prove to Chris he wasn’t lying about asking every stranger he meets if they are a cop. But, of course, it was just another one of Jeff’s lies to try to avoid owning up to what he did.

  • @SuperHornedtoad
    @SuperHornedtoad ปีที่แล้ว +570

    "I'm not a child molester!" Literally had my laughing out loud

    • @runarhrothgar
      @runarhrothgar ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Mickey Mouse darkest quotes (not clickbait) 😭

    • @GeronFletcher
      @GeronFletcher ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol and I’m thinking to myself, maybe this WAS your first time and maybe you aren’t technically a child molester. Maybe you e never done it… but you damn sure just tried!!

    • @Eli-ss9gj
      @Eli-ss9gj ปีที่แล้ว +15

      “Death, that’s all I have” 😂😂😂😂

    • @goodnightmyprince6734
      @goodnightmyprince6734 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@Eli-ss9gj "its all i need, it's all i want"

    • @Juicys_Fashion
      @Juicys_Fashion ปีที่แล้ว +8

      24:54 just me laughing so hard too 😂😂😂 like boy stfu

  • @scottymoore1985
    @scottymoore1985 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This show taught an important lesson, there's no bad spot in your house for a wooden bar and stools

  • @Jan-ln4no
    @Jan-ln4no วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The prison guards on Jeff's final night in prison: "I have to admit Jeff, I am going to miss you. The late night beatings, your pitifull cries for help..."

  • @HipsterDoofus100
    @HipsterDoofus100 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    This must be the only 21 year old who’s never gone through puberty

  • @willianjohnam7350
    @willianjohnam7350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1216

    The fact that this dude is dead and this is how most of the world remembers him makes me think how much bad decisions can affect your whole life and even after you're gone.

    • @thegreatwhiteshark1266
      @thegreatwhiteshark1266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      @First Of All still 15 is underage and is a child i wont let my 19 yr olf friends plow my 14 yd old kid sister and im 19 also he wasnt 21 he was 27 he was lying once hit 18 it means its you grown adult

    • @alfiewilson7742
      @alfiewilson7742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@thegreatwhiteshark1266 He wasn’t chatting with a 15 year old. The girl he was chatting with, was lying. He came to see the girl he was chatting with, NOT a 15 year old girl.

    • @letsget100kbeforeaugust5
      @letsget100kbeforeaugust5 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @First Of All He was trying to rape a child. Why would you defend that?

    • @letsget100kbeforeaugust5
      @letsget100kbeforeaugust5 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alfiewilson7742Yes but he was attempting to rape a child

    • @miagarcia5510
      @miagarcia5510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +580

      @@alfiewilson7742 he came to meet a child. He thought he was meeting a child. He intended to meet with a child.

  • @ramshacklerozza
    @ramshacklerozza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    It’s literally ten minutes of Chris trying his best to convince this basement dweller of his wrongdoings

    • @crawleyofficial1014
      @crawleyofficial1014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well worded…😂💀

    • @parthoroy9141
      @parthoroy9141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      During Chris's questions, Jeff Stacy has all of the "eye contact" skills as a dog whose owners just discovered he sh*t the carpet

    • @twixtwix2915
      @twixtwix2915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But a true reditter never bends to the will of the heretic

    • @parthoroy9141
      @parthoroy9141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Of course, once the cranium is laundered, a fresh garbage can remains for refuse, @Twix Twix

    • @twixtwix2915
      @twixtwix2915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@parthoroy9141 reditters are literally built completely different

  • @thepretendme
    @thepretendme 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    This guy wants Chris and the TV audience to believe he somehow made it to 25 years old without ever learning it's illegal for an adult man to attempt to have sex with children.

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    34:06 they literally were like "we're gonna keep your $1 nice and safe until you get out, k". Lol it's just a dollar, he even said he didn't care after that. 😂

  • @marginalized945
    @marginalized945 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    The suicide threat dialogue between Jeff and the detectives is gold. What I love about it is that Jeff isn't serious about doing it, (demonstrated by his lame attempt to slowly and gently stab himself in the neck with a ballpoint pen hoping to cause instant death), and the detectives knew it from the jump. He's lazily saying hes going to kill himself, and they lazily discourage him.

    • @ryserna2186
      @ryserna2186 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @donkeyslayer9879
      @donkeyslayer9879 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      These detectives have seen it all before.

    • @CMC440
      @CMC440 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its winter and i still thpught its a fly on my phone creen xD

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp ปีที่แล้ว +27

      he's like, "why'd you handcuff me" and the cop is like "because you were being a silly goose with that pen"

    • @fatuusdottore
      @fatuusdottore ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao should've used a stylus.

  • @JustinRulez12315
    @JustinRulez12315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Him asking the cop "can you just kill me?" And the cop says bluntly "no I can't to that" made me laugh my ass off

    • @DemonPrinceofHell
      @DemonPrinceofHell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This whole episode made me laugh hard

    • @JustinRulez12315
      @JustinRulez12315 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DemonPrinceofHell why's that?

    • @DemonPrinceofHell
      @DemonPrinceofHell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JustinRulez12315 "can I just be shot" this part made me laugh especially how hopeless he sounds

    • @JustinRulez12315
      @JustinRulez12315 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DemonPrinceofHell he did it to himself

    • @mojavered1273
      @mojavered1273 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I had been the cop when he asked that, I would've been like "I wish I could, you nasty mfr."

  • @marvinthemaniac7698
    @marvinthemaniac7698 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When Chris Hansen asks you to have a seat, your life is over.

  • @info145
    @info145 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Mickey: Please don't arrest me.
    Cop: What's wrong with that?
    Mickey: i don't want to go to jail.
    Cop: It's just a building.

  • @CyRxJustin
    @CyRxJustin ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I just realized why he's called the Mickey Mouse Predator and I'm dying. Now every time he talks I just picture him ending with "hohhoh"

  • @corylandolt3614
    @corylandolt3614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Customer: "Can I get some honey ham?"
    Jeff: "Do you like to lie in bed naked with your legs spread out?"

    • @mikelowry7294
      @mikelowry7294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Im fucking cryumg laughing

    • @aastranova
      @aastranova 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’m fucking dead

    • @corylandolt3614
      @corylandolt3614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@aastranova Customer: “Excuse me!?”
      Jeff: “It’s a question!”

    • @guestuser4503
      @guestuser4503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OMG hahaha

    • @aidanlikesshoes6892
      @aidanlikesshoes6892 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “are you a cop?”

  • @roteal
    @roteal 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Fun fact: Within the first 60 seconds of this video the word “Okay” is stated 6 times.

  • @liss-sanedrac
    @liss-sanedrac ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The amount of patience Chris Hansen has is astounding

  • @worldrecordmethod7119
    @worldrecordmethod7119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Let’s not forget he wanted the decoy naked in her room with the lights off. He didn’t want her to realize he isn’t the guy in the pictures, he tried removing every pre-sex interaction. Think about how terrifying that is

    • @krystalsutherland8392
      @krystalsutherland8392 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😳 Oh wow. I never thought about it that way. You're right....terrifying!

    • @Ivebeenbleak
      @Ivebeenbleak ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Really puts it in perspective holy shit

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well to be fair, i've read the chat - he realized they were about to meet right towards the end and that's when he sent her the actual photo lol
      the decoy goes like, "oh! you're still cute :)"

    • @cloudshines812
      @cloudshines812 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zubetp And in parentheses (most likely from Del) “Totally the same looking guy, defiantly not different whatsoever”

    • @Back_and_Better_Than_You
      @Back_and_Better_Than_You 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh wow-gross

  • @BehindFor17Hours
    @BehindFor17Hours 2 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    “I wish I was dead.”
    Boy do I have good news for you, Jeff.

    • @marktravels9601
      @marktravels9601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Brutal !! 😎

    • @Mississippi4Clemson
      @Mississippi4Clemson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@marktravels9601
      😂😂😂

    • @Mississippi4Clemson
      @Mississippi4Clemson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      so this clown is dead ?

    • @christophluger793
      @christophluger793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@Mississippi4Clemson yep. Drug overdose. Life and death are two different things

    • @Mississippi4Clemson
      @Mississippi4Clemson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christophluger793
      Oh , So he was one of the druggies then ?
      I read somewhere in here it was rat poison.
      Must have been a “big misunderstanding”.

  • @frankienerdyboy
    @frankienerdyboy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    "Im gonna kill myself"
    "okay"

  • @TheDarkWizard666
    @TheDarkWizard666 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    These videos are the cleanest, best pleasure

  • @jjwatt6083
    @jjwatt6083 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    When you hear Marge Simpson, Winnie the Pooh, Mickey mouse, Herbert the pervert and Stewart from SNL all at the same time 🤣

    • @MrIrrelevant58
      @MrIrrelevant58 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Dick Handy You're the one who's braindead if you can't hear the resemblance.

  • @manmarvel
    @manmarvel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Someone should make a cartoon of Mickey Mouse getting caught by Hansen and this as the voicing would be great

    • @JuneHubble
      @JuneHubble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It's been said that this has already been done on TH-cam, but the video was taken down when Disney threatened to sue, like they do everything else.

    • @Reviloj
      @Reviloj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL

    • @marisabeltran3084
      @marisabeltran3084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JuneHubble what about a Mickie knock-off?

    • @Big_Hogger
      @Big_Hogger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@JuneHubble classic giant corporation. "We have billions upon billions of dollars, but its NOT ENOUGH!!!! WE NEED MORE! MOOOOORE!!! LAWSUUUUUIT!!!! 💲💲💲"

    • @angeloantic810
      @angeloantic810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This would have definitely happened in the mid 2000s in the Newgrounds era.

  • @OldCemeteryWalks
    @OldCemeteryWalks 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This interview is truly a masterpiece. @DavesLemons is most definitely a gentleman and a scholar.

  • @Cooler_By_The_Lake
    @Cooler_By_The_Lake 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "So the druggies told you that if you ask over the Internet if they're cops, they have to tell you."
    Lmao

  • @LynxenX
    @LynxenX ปีที่แล้ว +229

    This guy has the brainpower of a jar of crunchy peanut butter

    • @merricat3025
      @merricat3025 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He really isn't very bright that's for sure. He probably has a really difficult time relating to people. Talks big on the internet which I'm assuming most people probably just blew him off. You should just found and stuck with somebody that was dumb around his own age

    • @Mark-nx5pk
      @Mark-nx5pk ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that was a random thing to compare his brainpower to lol

    • @mcgannahanskyjellyfetti6854
      @mcgannahanskyjellyfetti6854 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's a VERY insulting and VERY offensive statement...
      ...jars of crunchy peanut butter are know to be VERY intelligent!

    • @peenieneedles9089
      @peenieneedles9089 ปีที่แล้ว

      You too

    • @saxongreen78
      @saxongreen78 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dollar General brand.

  • @escapingthenorm2205
    @escapingthenorm2205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    This guy sounds just like Herbert the pervert from family guy Lmao 😂

    • @funtimes8296
      @funtimes8296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Mixed with winnie the pooh and mickey mouse

    • @linamae89
      @linamae89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When he was 25. LOLOLOL. Yep. Good one

    • @joanna5535
      @joanna5535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh my gosh! Spot on!!

    • @JamesQMurphy
      @JamesQMurphy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “Do you like popsicles?”

    • @stoneheart_raven
      @stoneheart_raven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg you are right 😂😂