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- Fourteen years ago (September 17, 2007), Lorne Armstrong initiated the chat (The Holy Lornography) that would eventually lead to the birth of The Church of Cawd
Lorne Lynn Armstrong was a potential predator who appeared in the Bowling Green, Kentucky edition of To Catch A Predator. He is one of the most quoted and continuously covered predators in the TCaP community.
From:
to-catch-a-predator.fandom.co...
Lorne began chatting with a girl he believed to be 13 years old named “Kayla”. In the beginning, he was warning her about the dangers of chatting with strangers on the internet, but as the days and chat went on, Lorne began to write more romantic messages to her, calling her his “precious little princess” and his “little babygirl”, and showing fiery jealousy whenever she talked to boys in her school. Lorne finally ended up showing naked cam pics of himself and talking about the sexual things he wanted to do with her. He even proposed to marry her, calling her “Mrs. Kayla Marie Armstrong”. Before arriving at the sting house, Lorne had contacted the decoy, hoping to score a night of sex with her, also mentioning he was coming over with a “present” (a cheap $5 bracelet) and a box of condoms. The online chat lasted over a month and spanned 407 pages (the end chatlog was as thick as a phonebook).
Lorne finally arrived at the stinghouse on his 37th birthday, he was very calm and happy when he met the decoy. Casey even felt relaxed while she was talking to him, since he was so friendly and inviting. After taking a seat on a butt warmer chair, he told Casey about what wanting a kiss from her to kick off the night.
Then, Chris Hansen dramatically entered the room and confronted Lorne. Hansen smugly took a seat on the opposite chair and spent the next ten minutes grilling him. He then read the chatlog and quoted many lines Lorne had sent the decoy ("Is Ms. Vagina thinking about Mr. Penis? What is she thinking?") Lorne visibly became more stressed and depressed as the conversation went on. He would try to blame his behavior on a catfishing relationship he had previous with a woman he knew as "Amanda James". Eventually, Hansen revealed that he was on the To Catch a Predator TV show, Lorne then let out a cry of defeat ("OH CAWD!") and was arrested shortly after he left the stinghouse. During his police interview, despite knowing he had incriminating evidence in his truck and on his computer, he gave the police consent to seize both. Only after being showed his nude cam shots did he request a lawyer, but it was too late. Police were interviewing Travis Fowler in a nearby room and after his interview, the detective in charge of the Armstrong interview comes in and proclaims “He’s toast” to the other detective. Lorne would end up being charged with interstate travel with the intent of sex with a minor, attempted sexual contact with a minor, and attempt to produce child pornography (police recovered a camera from his truck). On the advice of his attorney, he took a plea deal. He was sentenced to seven years, of which he served five and was given lifetime probation and RSO status. Afterwards, he returned to his home state of Maine.
Attempted TH-camr
In 2017, Lorne, believing himself to be a celebrity due to the attention he received from his appearance on Dateline, tried to cash in on his fame (or infamy) by starting a TH-cam channel where he would sing, do workouts, cook vegan dishes and try to sell paraphernalia from before and during his prison stay. These videos would be massively downvoted and many of the comments would be things he said in his 407 page chatlog though he wouldn’t recognize they were his words thrown back at him. He tried to sell a shirt (for $40) of a still of him from TCaP with the phrase, “Don’t yell. I’m sensitive!”, which is a rephrase of his infamous “Well! Yell at me why doncha?!”. The legality of selling such a shirt was suspect at best considering he was using an image from the show which would not only be a copyright issue, but a possible violation of the “Son of Sam Law” which prohibits criminals from making money from their crimes. That being said, he only sold one shirt, and he never shipped it.
Chris: do you have any kids?
Lorne: no, unfortunately.
Everyone else: actually, fortunately*
Exact thought going through my mind.
@@humacunra hell no, that sick shit be within & it’s never going anywhere, he need not NEVER have kids & I pray he’s never around his nieces anymore
😂 RIGHT
to quote Gordon Ramsay: "Thank fuck for that!"
@@humacunra So I'm guessing you missed the guy who showed up with his kid? Or the one who sexually assaulted his grandchildren? Or all the other ones that blatantly admit to having kids? That's not how it works. Some of them have kids just to have easier access to small children.
It’s infinitely more funny once you realize Lorne had his feet reclined for the entire interview
Lmao I literally just posted about that 😄🤣 I’m in awe
And was getting his butt massaged too 🤣
I don’t think many people notice that.
One of my personal favorite parts is when Chris hands him the pic of Mr Pweenuhs and he weakly flips it over and says “Ssnhawt”.
That’s definitely a top 5 part for me.
Like I just wonder what was going through his insides as Chris read the chat and he slowly realized “my life is fucked”.
He had the massager setting on the entire time
If Chris had come in carrying a birthday cake with candles and balloons, I would never have stopped laughing.
If Chris started singing “Happy Birthday”, that would’ve been the icing on the cake
skeet would
Had Chris Hansen done this show with Nathan Fielder, you can bet that would have happened
@@shawnhoelscher1440need this collab🙏🏼🙏🏼
😂😂😂
I come back to this often. This dude ruined his entire life on his birthday and it was all filmed. Absolutely hilarious.
😂😂
@Lorin Sanchez 🤣🤣
@Lorin Sanchez He was going to be a famous country music star. He was going to play for the queen of England and he’d... be all over the world.
I personally love the John dupee one. But I could honestly watch all of them over and over
@@AndersLindroth He got a bad rap because he didn't get his Mac and Cheese, and deviled eggs....
Spending your life's most uncomfortable moment, in the world's most comfortable chair.
🪑 The chair he was in when he looked up to see Chris, his "date" walked off, and his soul left his body.
It would be the cleanest pleasure.
That would be a hell of an ad campaign for a start up chair company. Not a good ad campaign, but a hell of an ad campaign none the less. “Holy that’s my butt” is a fire slogan
Hahaha
i hope he enjoyed the shit out of that chair. before life as he knew it ended.
Lorne never has to worry about being forgotten. We solemnly swear to keep this alive and well for as long as he breathes.
"Whale..Yell at me why dontcha"
Lorne has his own channel lol
the pedos corner???@@ARon82
And beyond
This gotta be the most pitiful predator ever
16 years ago today CAWD was born.
Praise be.
It’s insane that somehow he made ZERO progress over the past 16 or so years but also is not dead or like in prison for the rest of his life I never thought I would end up in this rabbit hole but here I am CAWD!!! 🤣
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I heard he is actually dead now. overdose + being overweight@@Spider_Cuh706
Whats cawd
I love how the seat LITERALLY heats up right before Chris comes out. Insanely perfect symbolism.
The proverbial "hot seat"
Would have been hilarious if the producers had control of the chair and they blasted it to like 100 degrees as the guy is getting grilled by Chris
I’ve seen this at least 10 times and never realized he called her “my precious”. Lorne of the Rings 😂
Genius!
Loner of the Rings lol
Gawlum or Smeagawl
That was clever, me likey
Forever a Lorne!
Lorne's facial expressions throughout the sting:
😃>🙂>😯>😔>😥>😭
Mine during the whole sting:
😂
Mine throughout was 😬>😂>🤣>😬>😂
Hey gurrrl
My expressions were : 🤦♀️>🤭>😬>😅>🤣
🥵 when he was sitting in the heated chair
8:15
“noidonthinthaouhouh”
“whawhuahwhat”
LMAO
No matter how bad you think life gets, at least you're not this guy
@@exclamationpointman3852hey, stop preaching that here. we respect your right to be religious, so you respect other’s rights to not have a faith
@@georgetwine2261 I will speak when, where, what, how and to who you want me speak starting the exact moment
you do all those things for me.
@@exclamationpointman3852 right, if you're gonna be like that, well god was simply a way to explain things that science can now explain and to keep society in order. not that i expect you to read what i have to say anyway.
@@georgetwine2261 you sound like you are 12 years old. I guess you think you are the first person to have ever said that. Science can explain the trillions and trillions and trillions and trillions and trillions of stars in the sky?
😄
You're sweet.
I'm glad they can, then after that maybe one day they can figure out where the origins of COVID-19 came from. Until then:
Prepare to stand before The LORD GOD ALMIGHTY JESUS CHRIST, SON of The Living GOD, and give an account of your life before Him. For it is once appointed for man to die, after death:
The Judgment
@@exclamationpointman3852I can't go to heaven, so should I still abandon my life and join his book club?
Officers--Get on the ground
Lorne--"I haven't had a kiss yet. Can I have a kiss first?"
Getting a kiss is what he was afraid of.
Well, yell at me why doncha?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why does Lorne want a kiss?
Ha ha ha
Imagine giving birth to a child, only for him to do something like this exactly 37 years later.
Sucks for everyone in his life. Imagine finding out your brother/uncle/son is a dangerous pedophile
Lol
@@alpacawithouthat987 That’s one thing people forget a lot. Like this scumbag deserves no sympathy, but there are people in his life who had no idea he was like this and now have lost him. My heart always goes out to the family members who were unaware. Must be incredibly shocking to find that out.
These pervs ruin more lives than just the ones they assault.
Exactly to the day. Hahaha
As a parent I'd do the justice system a solid and take care of the matter myself. That would be horrifying!
The decoy is now 37 in 2024. Same age Lorne is in the video lol.
Have you ever heard the Cas3y catfishing of him? It's insane.
The best part of the whole interaction is how Lorne asks the decoy if she wants to have a seat, a signature Chris Hansen line, and less than three seconds later Chris Hansen pops out from cover and immediately starts the grilling process. He saw a possible challenge to his usual formula and adapted. Legend.
You can see a guy go from giddy, over-the-moon-ecstatic, thinking all of his fantasies are about to come true, to bawling his eyes out humiliated after getting roasted by Chris Hansen for ten minutes and exposed as a child predator on national television before finally getting arrested.
This clip is a gem.
..this guys life ended all the way till 2021...and im still sure hes feeln it. Its sad he choose to do this in 2007
That’s like kewl!!! 🤣🤣
All on his birthday lol
I wish he had been tased and then run around screaming like the other guy (the fake cop)
@@bonjovirocks24 Whale!!! Yell at me whydontcha?! I haven't had a kiss yet. Can I get a kiss first?
Him describing online weirdos and having Chris say "you're one of those weirdos" was comedy
It was the pause that made that interaction gold. Chris is a master of comedic timing (whether he knows it or not).
I just repeat that part 🤣😂
Furries shit-talking other furries
It’s the cleanest best pleasure
Lol right!!! The dude is not only criminal sick minded but seriously the biggest hypocrite on the planet as well!
Could you imagine if these guys all hung out.
"How bout a hug"
"I haven't had a kiss yet"
"Lets get out of Lantic city so my brudah doesn't see us"
"Is there any beerah in the frijerator"
"Not a whole lawt"
"Go get some before the Steelers and the Ravens start"
"I'm not gay you can smell my breth, I'm just sayin"
"Wait I thought you had blawn hayuh"
Chris might be at his absolute best here. He tears him down on so many levels while calmly sitting in that big chair. lost count how many times ive watched this
I agree. It's been said that this was the 1st episode that they didn't "highlight" certain phrases to say to the pred - for CH. He had to find things in the chat log on the spot. It turned out to be the best confrontation- to me anyway!
Interesting! It definitely makes the whole scene feel less choreographed and not "just another day in the office" type situation for Chris. He's able to push a lot further, and you're absolutely right about it turning out into the best confrontation, Lorne squirmed like no one else haha!
I must be above 100 views of this. The best ever. One of the reasons Chris was able to dig so deep is the fact there were only about 7 pervs show up at the sting house. They weren’t rushed, had more time to go in-depth with each one.
The insecure balding stud Lorne LYNN ran into Chris Hansen in his prime, and it was an absolute slaughter. I always come to this video when I'm down as it instantly brightens me back up instantly, seeing Lorne ripped to shreds and his hopes crushed.
How Chris Hansen pauses, then cracks his lips loudly before saying “is Mrs. vagina…………..” is priceless journalism!
I wish Chris said happy birthday to him just to stir things up
I was wanting the decoy to play on Lorne's insecurities some more.
🤣🤣🤣
Chris: So did you have a happy birthday today? With a straight blank face
that would be, the cleanest, best pleasure
Fucking nice! That would have been classic
This decoy is so smooth, the way she acted so natural, while keeping a safe distance from him. Executed perfectly.
Back then they actually looked convincing too, now They have to rent them from the morgue
Upon seeing her Lorne just couldn't control his horny level, as evidenced by when he asked for a kiss.
Indeed. The newer episodes have worse decoys. This girl is so good, even had some conversation before Chris stepped in.
“Actually I like to sit on the edge of chairs” smoothest thing I’ve ever heard
The predator studies the ways of decoys
Oh my God, the way he turned the photos over in utter disgust is sending me. He sent them; he was shielding his eyes from pictures he took and shared lmfao.
"POLICE! GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!!"
"Weyull, yell at me, why don'tcha."
Classic
🤣🤣
when the police came out to arrest lorne, they should've said happy birthday lol
WEYULL!
Well Yes i was,.. And I did.
I love how right as he’s arrested Chris just walks off like the grim reaper 💀
Walks off with his papers into the back room to the sound of police screaming and predators crying. Waiting for his next kill
Another soul taken
@@RawdTheFormerVirgin saul ☠️
666 likes lol
Hahaha I would like this reply but it's at 666 so here ya go 👍
Everytime I feel like my life is a failure or a disappointment; I watch one of these videos and instantly feel better.
I do the same, also makes me remember that a few years of failure isn't that big of a deal in the long run. This was in 2007 and I was a kid then, Lorne is still alive afaik and coping in some way.
hint: you're not much better than the people in this video if this is truly what you in order to feel better about yourself lmao
@@GLKHD nice comment pedo apologist. Now run along and leave handling the real world for the adults. Thanks.
@@GLKHD Takes one to know one, huh boss?
@@IanK369 🥺
"Is Miss V* thinking about Mr. P*?" I'M DEAD omg 😂☠️
LMFAO
“Mrs. Kayla Marie Armstrong”
🤢 he was calling her by HIS last name, acting like they actually were married… disgusting! So glad this creep was humiliated
He puts his last name on ALL the women who have since catfished him.
@@michaelanderson7288 CAWD!
@@michaelanderson7288 I bet he did it with Molly
You mean that wasn't smooth??
CAWD it was disgusting!
‘You’re one of those weirdos!’ Is still one of the greatest things Chris has ever said in the whole investigation 😂 it’s my fuckin favorite piece of dialogue he’s ever said 😂
My favorite is when he came out & said, "Hey, boo" to John Dupee. Chris was mocking John who called the girl, "boo", lol.
I love that the new Hansen vs Predator show posted the entire interviews in full instead of the cuts from Dateline NBC. However TH-cam in 2007 wasn’t what it is now
Predator: I don't want to be on TV Dawg.
Chis: it's too late for that Dawg.
"Mrs. Kayla Marie Armstrong"
Gross 🤢
@@kingkoopa2831
Yeah no ads back then 🤣
I feel like Lorne is more upset that his dream isn't real than he is about getting in trouble.
Happy Lornemas 2023 🌲
One of the Weirdest Chair Commercials I ever seen
And they didn't even said the brand they are confident people will look up the comments for the name and buy it on cash he didn't looked confortable while answering his questions but he was
The chair got hot outright.
I'm sold. I want one.
Lmao this comment wins
Lazypedo recliners
Say what you will about Chris Hansen but he's a VERY talented interviewer. The fact that he gets these guys to talk this much is super impressive to me.
People are stupid and don’t know to shut up and call their lawyer.
"Well, help me understand how it came to this!"
@@redwingsfan3621 Have a seat over there.. I suggest you take a seat over there and keep your hands out of your pockets
@@Macbille 😂😂😂
Until Chris got nailed for cheating on his wife. Then his ass was in the hot seat.
LOL I always pause it at 3:35 right before Chris enters the room. Always gotta build my anticipation up, no matter how many times I’ve seen TCAP 😅
🤣
sadist
Back when the internet was still the wild Wild West they completely caught these guys off guard.
It's unreal how much better Casey was as a decoy than anyone else...she got the guys so comfortable and talking on a regular basis...provided great material for the show
Definitely most efficient decoy in tcap history
I think the young lady from Connecticut was the best.
What do you mean? There was no "being better" as a decoy. Literally she sounded and acted NOTHING like the girl he was talking to.
@@mikelowery6227 it doesn't matter, no decoy was better at getting the guys to feel comfortable in the room and talk out their thought process and interests...between Kentucky and New Jersey she was the best
@@mikelowery6227 If you spend hundreds on dressing up each decoy exactly like how they're supposed to look and they still can't lure the predator in or delay them enough to get as much evidence,it's of no use is it?
One of the best decoy actors ever. The joy she took in stringing him along was a treat.
She didn't string anything along from his chat because she wasn't aware of what went on in the chat.
I mean, her saying "I'm glad you could make it" is so far off from where the chat ended anyone not as stupid as Lorne would have figured it out right there.
This happened in almost every sting because they never came up with a quick method of letting decoys know what pertinent things from the chats they needed to be made aware of
That's like... kewl.
@annefrankvapepen2064 😆
@annefrankvapepen2064nice profile pic 😏
@@mathiasringle6972yeah I never understood why they don't let the decoy know what's in the chat. Geez itl make the pres speak out more
No matter how many times I watch this video it never gets old. I come back to it again and again. Hearing Chris tell Lorne "YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE WEIRDOS" never stops being hilarious
When Chris announces who he is, the cameraman walks in and the criminal begins sobbing I burst out laughing 😆
And as soon as Lorne Reaches the Front Porch while Sobbing "SHERIFFS OFFICE GET DOWN!".
Gonna be honest. When he explained his relationship with his family and cried. I kinda lowkey felt kinda bad for him
@@Jaydenpb Read his Chatlog, you WON'T feel sorry for him after that.
@@Tornado1994 ohhh now I see. You are right I take it back...m
knowing he’s a creep and hearing him say unfortunately he dosent have any children made me shiver
I think the world of this comment
I just caught that after watching this like 500 times. Creepy
Right after he says, "No, unfortunately.", Chris does this repulsed, sarcastic, "Yeah..." under his breath...
🌚
To make it even more disgusting, in the chat log he only wanted a girl. We know why. I know we like to laugh at Lorne but the part of the chat log about having a baby is really really dark.
the way the decoys just walk right out of the room when chris comes out always kills me
Its soooooo cold. Typical woman tho.
She spent that extra bit of time observing his reaction though, thinking to herself “Oooooh, you’re fucked”.
If I were a decoy, I wouldn’t want to leave the room. I wouldn’t do anything distracting; I’d just want to stay there and watch them squirm and trip over their own words.
@@kindredspiritzz66 smh, you'd want her spending a minute more near a pedophile?
I mean the decoy could pop out a clown mask and put it but I think the predators are so stunned and nervous that they would never notice
I just love how he gets progressively more uncomfortable as the interview goes on, the more evidence Chris piles on the more he realizes there is no way to make this look innocent. It's great!
LOL! At least he's in a very comfortable chair! LOL!
“Oh here’s a good one.”
“what does Mrs vagina think of mr penis?” Is unironically one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever heard
Every 13 year old girls dream
@@michaelhuerter1921 as a 13 yo girl representative, I can confirm this statement.
Yup, what lady could resist a sweet talking silver tougued devil like Lorne 🤣
I totally forgot about that 😂😂😂
"I wish I was *blanking* it in your right now". 😁🙃🤭
@@im_emmie o meh gawh
"Is Miss Vagina thinking about Mr. Penis? What is she thinking?" This makes me laugh every time. The look on Lorne's face is priceless.
Sounded like a line from a perverted version of Sesame Street!
@@newsing33now I can't un-picture that 😁😁😄😄
“Oh, here’s a good one…” 😆😆😆
@@jaycahuenga6416 imagine it in Elmo's voice 😂
@@newsing33 😳😳😁😁🤣🤣
The way the decoy just turns and walks away when Hanson shows up is so great.
Lorne is such a great storyteller. "Then I moved to Maine (end of story)." THEN WHAT? "Then my sister called her on the phone (end of story)." THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
This was Chris at his peak. Best entertainment and child protection ever.
He came in with such goober energy lmao. To sit down and immediately start fiddling with the recliner remote like its your new man cave toy while simultaneously trying to have sex with a child is mind boggling.
when you put it like that it doesn't sound as impressive
I'm from Maine....so, so many dudes around here, especially "up north" are EXACTLY like Lorne, hairline and all.
@@cheeverbeaver how far is nashville from maine?
@@ynb3867 Ha, pretty far! Google says 1300 miles or so. His Mainer accent is thicka than Moxie on a lobstah bud! And I know that post Hansen moved back to my neck to the woods. Don't worry, I'm keeping my eyes peeled for any Lorne sightings.
@@cheeverbeaver thanks fr the info, it was nice knowing
Anyhow im from middle east, hello from the otherside
You gotta love how the whole time Chris grilled him he was getting ass massaged by that chair🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Soon by inmates!
🤣🤣🤣 Sat up on his A$$ and getting grilled like a mess of Hot links.
@@archonmarch3965
It's getting hawt. Where's the button to turn it awf?
🔥👹🥵
He knows what’s coming in prison!
I'm embarrassed to admit how many times I've watched this.
I just love that he’s got his legs kicked up the whole time lmao 😂
Chris says “Oh here’s a good one” like he’s flipping through vacay photos, lol!
😂
😂😂😂😂
Cawd
lol gotta love how Chris repeats everything so we can clearly have it all recorded
Are you ready for me or my BLANK
Can we just appreciate how good the decoy is at portraying a pre teen girl? The fact that she’s an absolute natural, and kept her composure in front of someone who wants to do inexplicable things to her is very impressive.
She’s cute though, built good
@@mjf2891 probably as gentle as a pussycat
@@mjf2891 Why don’t you take a seat right over there?
@mjf2891 thinks it would be the cleanest, best pleasure
Angelique I knew what this was, I was just testing it
This family must have some intense conversations having two reliners facing each other like that.😂
Didn’t even think about it like that
the way Chris just picks up the papers and calmly walks back as everyone else scurries to the front door for the arrest is so savage
From "Hey Girlll!" to "Oh CAWD!" in 15 minutes. It's now 15 years later, but the world's still laughing at you Lorne. 😆
@@eamonnmcdonagh2743 I think she could do better than this gargoyle. 😆
15? Nah it's gotta be at least 18
That’s like, cooool
@@richardsamueljordan1569 It was from 2006. 16 years now lol.
Predators and pizza..you know I been hearing quite a lawt
“I was never gonna do anything” is the equivalent of “I’ve only had two beers”.
he had no intentions with nothin!
He never even meant to dew it!!
"Here, I bought you a drink. Don't worry, I haven't drugged it."
you do not need a reason to dehumnize people, demoralize and then anything that happens ti them is thier own dam fault. no sex, no crime.
You also gotta appreciate the double negative they add like John dupee “I had no intentions of nothing” So you had intentions of something lol
Chris Hansen is a national treasure and we need TCAP back on air
"You're one of those weirdos!" has to be one of the best lines in TCAP.
Wonder if it even registered with this dope
He’s not crying because he got busted, he’s crying because his 13 year old waifu isn’t real
🤣🤣
BRO💀
💀💀💀💀💀💀
She's right there
Should’ve asked his sister, heard she’s good at figuring people out
One of their best decoys ever. Such a smooth response to his question about her hair. Saying “I dyed it” might seem suspicious but immediately leading with “do you like it?” asks for the perv’s approval and they get too sucked into that to question why she just dyed her hair yesterday. They want her to want their approval and she gets that and uses it to deflect from the obvious signs that this might be a sting.
I didn't think of it like that.. good point.
Yep. On his chatlog he goes on and on about loving her blonde hair pigtails... and openly admitted to "Kayla" that he had her 'photo' as his screensaver and just watches it for hours (what a creep, by the way). So it's not surprising that he noticed the different hair color in the decoy. She gave the perfect response. You're right.
What does it matter, he’s gonna find out it’s a sting in a minute or 2 anyways.
@@adammorris2265 Further incrimination and entertainment of course
She’s also simultaneously not very good either. Another predator during this sting asked to used the bathroom and she just said it’s broken as if that’s a normal thing
15:48 - gotta love how the cop is presenting Lorne’s items as if he was on the Home Shopping Network.
He’s driving with an out of state license plate very late in a small town but somehow he didn’t get pulled over on his way to the house somehow didn’t come as a red flag to him 🤣 They knew what’s in the car and wanted to show those items on national TV
This is the best one in TCAP history. Started out like it's the happiest day of his life. It's his birthday and finally meeting his dream girl after chatting with her for over a month. Then Chris walks in the door and you instantly see it changing from the best day of his life to his worst.
I love how Lorne went from having the time of his life with the decoy to being sad his life was about to be ruined 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's like... kewl.
@@eatabowlofshit😂😂😂😂
And he kept sitting like he was enjoying watching a football game. Steelers and the Ravens?
I knew what this is..i was just testing it
It’s you again! Fellow E65 fan
"Is Miss Vagina thinking about Mr. Penis"? Goodness Chris has me rolling! This is one of the best episodes!!!
That part fucking sent me too lmao
Best part by miles 😂
Sssnot😂
That part was like, KEWL
" oh, here's a good one" lmao. I feel as though Chris gets pleasure out of trolling these guys lol
Happy 16th Lornemas!
“Do you have kids?”
“No, unfortunately”
You mean fortunately? Thank god you don’t have kids..
I cried when Chris belted out, "You're one of those weirdos!"
his little pause before uttering that line was amazing
Me to lol
Just the way he said was too funny lol
I read his chat log! I fken hate this guy! He got everything he deserved and watching him break down was the cleanest best pleasure!
My favorite is ”I wish I were sticking it in you right now”. It makes Lorne look so embarrased as the camera zooms in on his face.
“This is getting hot, how come?”
My dude Lorne is quite literally in the hot seat 😂
“Oh here’s a good one” I love Chris
Seeing Lorne crying is like the cleanest best pleasure.
You a Boston fan?
@@mathew3267iiiuhhh actually I don’t even watch baseball
Top 3 coolest fish:
3. Salmon
2. Catfish
1. Cawd
Anotha blow ta lorne
Now go put them in da fridgerada!
@@jasminahaverinen5759 I will, in a minute.
@@everforward8651 NO GO PUT THAT IN DA FRIGERADA!!
@@jasminahaverinen5759 OK, but don't get drunk wid dat.
The fact Lorne was literally “in the hot seat 💺” is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Actually, I like to sit on the arm of chairs..."
With massage
OHHhhhh!!!!!! Lol
And the fact that the massager was still on while getting grilled is more bitter than sweet 🧁
It’s wild to think the whole time he was getting owned by Chris Hansen, the chair was still probably massaging and warming up his ass
Whenever I need a pick me up I come back to this and think...lifes not too bad 😅
Gawd! This one is always funny!! Yell at me whyDontCha?!
He really thought he won the lottery when he walked in. The moment Chris showed up, his dreams shattered in a split second. 😂
He went from rich to poverty just like that, lol.
Nah this man just threw away his life 🤣
Massive to flaccid
@@chad_b Exactly. Actions have consequences.
She is was hot tho 😂😂😂
"That's like kooooool" this dude is the definition of a predator
watch what you say about our lorne and savior
I hate too be a grammar nazi, but it's Kewl not koooooool...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@outdoorloser4340 - Well yell at him why don't you.
@@johnkeros9109 You misspelled Wayle and Dontcha.
You can tell he’s upset at the decoys somewhat "sassy", combative attitude; he instead wanted a submissive, compliant, sex slave of a child he could brainwash into thoughts and actions she'd otherwise be uncomfortable with. I believe he even said the ride was "terrible" because he didn’t get a kiss/hug as soon as he walked in.
Also, the second Chris walks in, you could slowly but surely see his entire future of being a country singer shatter before his very eyes.
hi by any chance is your MBTI an INFJ? because the way you read people's body language and behaviour is exactly like INFJ. I am an INFJ as well therefore I feel like I can relate or understand the way you view things. and if you search on google "which MBTI can see through people" the answer you'll get is definitely an INFJ. it's like a blessing and a curse at the same time. blessing cause you can read people's intention easily. curse cause most of the time, the things that you saw in people are negative impulsivity, making you grossed out by people. the way you describe things is just like how i would do it. so yeah by any chance??
I would be fulkin pissed if my online predator forgot the pizza😤😤😤
I can't imagine the change in emotion he must have felt when Chris came out.
Balls prolly dropped into his toenails
His stiffy went right back down
Internal monologue went sumthn like OH CAWD
He went from 😁 to 😔 in an instant!
Actually it’s an emotion that really starts at 04:05 & is officially called “fucked royally”- I believe it’s considered an “official emotion” right there along with sad, happy, etc. thanks to Lorne. It’s often associated with nausea…severe nausea…& crying!😂🤢🤮
I've watched this 10 times and the "Whale, yell at me why dontcha" part as well as the "Oh CAWD" never get old, gets me every time.
And when Chris asks him what he’s up to and he says “oh not a whollot” lol like he was about to say just getting arrested or something lol
Typical suburban middle aged white dude
@@dootdoot94xo44 what a strange reply, such a minuscule disagreement to warrant a comment. Do you scroll through all comment sections looking for any kind of disagreement to try and look for a reaction? Boredom gets to me sometimes too, but why not just watch something more constructive if you’re wanting interaction. Do you have a passion for something? Maybe spend more time on that. Anyways good luck fren.
@@YoungATUM ヾ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ノ♪
i thawwwt you had blonde hayyyyyyr!
Once again Happy Lornemas!
Bro sitting there quietly like "my life is ooooooover” 🤣
Lol if you have seen the catfishing content on TH-cam, its very true. They physically and mentally aged him and he will hopefully die soon from the cold winter due to him destroying his trailer and ripping it apart to "expand" it into a house.
I lost it when Chris said, “Oh here’s a good one!”
As soon as I saw this comment he said that and, I died✋💀
Me, too!
Is Ms. V thinkin about Mr. P. Holy crap man
That line was gold
@@Saltfly 🤣😂
It's amazing that Lorne was so desperate and pathetic, that his sister was able to tell within 2 minutes that the woman he was simping for was a catfish lmao 😂
He got catfished for several more years, that's nothing
@@Tommygunn258 It's almost as if he's addicted to being an idiot on that situation...
We'll never hear the truth from Lorne, but I'd bet Amanda James was a man named James. lol.
Loren's sister probably figured it out as soon as "Amanda" started talking. It didn't take two minutes.
He loved getting free Nascar memorabilia and Lorne was probably one of many suckers to provide it.
Well done, James, wherever you are. :D
@@Bullitt3401 Amanda James is literally the most fake girl name humanly possible lmao
@@TimmyMcGowan Lol it sounds like a generic porn star name
happy lornemas everyone!!
I was just laying in bed, couldn't sleep and I got that nagging feeling to watch this again for the 500th time in my life. It never gets old. Its so perfectly orchestrated. Chris Hansen's finest work. I think this is literally the pinnacle of his career and there is no going up from there.
You watch it because it hits home. It could have been you.
@@Ironwind1972 Kind of a weird leap to make
@@Ironwind1972 the most underrated comment on here.
@@Ironwind1972 Hello Ironwind1972 this is Chris Hansen. Do you know what "projection" means as a term in psychology? Take a sit please.
@@Ironwind1972 Since when me telling you that you are clearly projecting, because out of nowhere you wrote this weird answer to the first comment, is a projection by itself? I'm telling you that you are kinda projecting, when you make this accusation to the first guy. Also writing "ironically" doesn't really make anything ironic, other than your uncomfortable effort to answer. So please, will you take a sit here, or you are free to leave from the garage.
Is Mr Wrists thinking about Mrs Handcuffs??
😂😂😂😂😂
I really thought the Amanda James story was gonna get him off the hook. If only he mentioned he knew the Steelers were playing the Ravens he would have been home free
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hey boo lol
Happy Lornmas everyone…..except fawkin Rawd
RAWD!!!
"Oh here's a good one". Delightfully savage 😂
Chris was saying that as I read your comment, that made it even more delicious. But seriously...how says stuff like that..."Is Ms. Vagina thinking of Mr. Penis? What's she thanking?" 🤢🤮 He's a pro at grooming. Terrifying
@@krystalsutherland8392 Ugh seriously. That's cringey as fuck on both accounts.
If you've never read this particular chat, it comes highly recommended. The decoy was even trolling him. The part about Kayla's ex Derek had me in stitches. To see a 37 year old man get jealous over a 13 year old boy is priceless 😂
Where can I read
Dude, please let us into the sacred circle and give us a link already
@@daisiesofdoom I've tried 3 times, it keeps getting removed
I'll be checking it out, hilarious 🤣
@@DrSlippyFist86 TH-cam dares to suppress the (un)holy scripture of the Church of Cawd?
4:00 the moment it all began. The Lorneography
1:58 Lornes reaction his 1st night with his celly in prison. 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You said you'd like to spoil her like you spoil your nieces".
And just like that, this guys' sibling has to figure out how to find out if this guy has ever molested their children.
Christ, that'd be a horrible feeling and I feel it's something that doesn't get talked about as much when talking about Lorne because of all the other pathetic and hilarious things he says. I wonder if the sister disowned him. Pretty sure I read somewhere he didn't have a great relationship with his siblings anyway so I imagine this would be the dagger. Not sure though, no real way to confirm it. The only info we have are the things Lorne has come out with and he isn't exactly trustworthy and also has a massive victim complex, probably because he's the youngest of like 9 siblings.
Yikes yikes YIKES
I would think (hope) that anyone who knows lorne in real life would already know not to leave their kids alone with him. He's not quite dupee goblin level looks wise but he definitely has a very weird vibe that most parents would pick up on.
I know right. How do you tactfully ask a question like that to your children?
I was just thinking that...
TCAP was an instant classic. My parents generation thought the show was horrific as in the problem in this country. And my generation thought it was the greatest comedy lmao
Both were right imo
@@emmanuelsilvera8032 facts.
Older generations wanted to be insulated from the horrors. We take joy in watching the people responsible held accountable
yeah a bunch of people who think sex is easy will go out and get it anyway they can.
I use to laugh watching this with my pops
This is Hansen at his best. I can feel the hate coming out of him for this POS and I love it
Happy Birthday Lorne!!
His story about getting "abused by women" over the years was extremely anticlimactic LOL
“I sent her all my dale earnhart jr stuff.. 🥺😢”
Even after this he's been catfished at least 3 times. He's a quite bit off.
I'm watching that portion now. What a loser scumbag. Lol
"Someone catfished me once, so it should be okay for me to be a pedder ass"
@@ohduana6746 I think by now it’s like six times. By the same person.