Everything Wrong With Jennifer's Body In 18 Minutes Or Less

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  • Jennifer's Body is considered a cult classic by many in the horror-loving community. And we aren't going to argue with them about that. We actually only care about one thing: does the movie have sins. In this case, as in all cases, the answer is yes!
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  • @Sam_on_YouTube
    @Sam_on_YouTube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4299

    Biggest thing wrong with Jennifer's Body: It was marketed to an audience that was not its target demographic.

    • @db5094
      @db5094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @J Redfield who did they market it too

    • @ssa6227
      @ssa6227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @J Redfield Lol

    • @paulkim5839
      @paulkim5839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +468

      @@db5094 males. it was a story about feminism and coming of age for teen girl but it was marketed as a "sexy" film to boys. but then boys realized that it was literally about killing boys, and they were upset that they didn't get the "sexy" megan fox film. its so stupid cos this movie was actually pretty good T-T

    • @ssa6227
      @ssa6227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@paulkim5839 How feminism?

    • @CatMuto
      @CatMuto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      This dumb movie idea had a target demographic?

  • @tylervanmeter9678
    @tylervanmeter9678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9721

    The title makes it seem like they’re just gonna roast this girl’s physical appearance for 18 minutes

    • @darwintaylor3005
      @darwintaylor3005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      hobbes?

    • @toast_bath5937
      @toast_bath5937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Where's Calvin?

    • @messherup
      @messherup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Thats what i thought lol.

    • @xyriusd832
      @xyriusd832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      🤣 theres nothing to roast. Shes so freaking beautiful!

    • @andymcclurg9916
      @andymcclurg9916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey buddy!

  • @WhySoCuriousGeorge
    @WhySoCuriousGeorge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6375

    "Why is Jennifer into guys that Needy really likes?" They're lesbians, Jeremy.

    • @WhySoCuriousGeorge
      @WhySoCuriousGeorge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +900

      "I go both ways" "Then why haven't you murdered any girls?"- Not what she really meant, Jeremy!

    • @fsd2696
      @fsd2696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +611

      I think they're both obviously gay too. At first I thought Jennifer was a narcissist and went after guys that Needy liked simply just to hurt her but at now I see she was most likely just jealous of Needy and wanted Needy to herself.

    • @TheAnomaly00
      @TheAnomaly00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@fsd2696 It's both.

    • @fsd2696
      @fsd2696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@TheAnomaly00 you think so?

    • @TheAnomaly00
      @TheAnomaly00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      @@fsd2696 Well yeah. Jennifer wants to possess and control Needy. Thus she needs to keep her self-esteem low and hurt her so that Needy continues to rely solely on Jennifer for validation and attention. This also serves to boost her own ego and validate herself as superior.

  • @amandacollins5176
    @amandacollins5176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2870

    oh my god honestly chip clinging to life in the pool while the girls get into a yo mama battle gives me life.

    • @thebinlgbtisbabadook7832
      @thebinlgbtisbabadook7832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      It's like they were so engaged in their own toxic relationship that they forgot about him 😂 Oh, Chip.

    • @GyeongmiBaeb
      @GyeongmiBaeb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@thebinlgbtisbabadook7832 ok i love your name 😂😂

    • @user-pi2lq
      @user-pi2lq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You have only two comments ..haha

    • @DaOrangeKitty
      @DaOrangeKitty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now he has four🙂

    • @dewtech5681
      @dewtech5681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wake me up inside

  • @marlyroberts
    @marlyroberts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2692

    "why is Jennifer into guys that Needy really likes"
    who's gonna tell him

    • @imbored8478
      @imbored8478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      wait, tell me.

    • @emmielshof3442
      @emmielshof3442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      @@imbored8478 gay

    • @marlyroberts
      @marlyroberts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +602

      I'm Bored she’s in love with her/perceives the boys as competition

    • @imbored8478
      @imbored8478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Marly Roberts i fuck with that

    • @deerymeimhere
      @deerymeimhere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Well shit I never noticed

  • @mdog4909
    @mdog4909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    I wanna contest the sin about "why would Jennifer specifically kill the guys that needy likes" bc its obviously subtext bro pay attention

    • @valovinghunter
      @valovinghunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Fr. Me hearing that like oh... people don’t know

    • @user-nv5sn3tb4e
      @user-nv5sn3tb4e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      right?? did this guy even watch the fucking movie?

    • @prcervi
      @prcervi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@user-nv5sn3tb4e he did, but that also brings up the question of why jennifer thinks upsetting needy will get her a better shot when needy knows it's jennifer killing them?
      but that doesn't fit as nicely in a sin quip so surface level compliant(subtext is fine but surface level still needs to make some sense)

    • @thibautisserant
      @thibautisserant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Yeah, somehow there's a lot of "I'll murder my crush's lover to seduce them" in movies. And everytime they go surprised Pikachu face when it doesn't work.

    • @prcervi
      @prcervi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thibautisserant it's a trope, and can be done quite well by a clever writer, but it is not here
      a real shame this movie, a bit better overall writing and it'd be absolutely amazing since the core concept is one i'd been dying to see make it on the screen

  • @maria-ie6zd
    @maria-ie6zd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1924

    the meme “historians will say they were best friends” applies a lot to you jeremy they’re gay

    • @maria-ie6zd
      @maria-ie6zd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@ghostface9702 megan fox thinks jennifer is a lesbian i think she’s bi and needy and her were in love

    • @magster9338
      @magster9338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@ghostface9702 what

    • @magster9338
      @magster9338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@ghostface9702 are you homophobic or smthin haha

    • @athernaut7939
      @athernaut7939 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ghostface9702 uhhh

    • @niyonnad.7576
      @niyonnad.7576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ghostface9702 not all lesbian relationships aren’t like that…

  • @Isarai1705
    @Isarai1705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4778

    Whoever called the protagonist 'Needy' unironically takes the biggest sin.

    • @tiffanybaby13
      @tiffanybaby13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Irene Acosta The director Diablo Cody (stage name) said she created Needy as kind of a representation of herself and Jennifer as the cool sexy “Diablo Cody” who she aspired to be so the name is fitting!

    • @Thetruepianoman
      @Thetruepianoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@tiffanybaby13 Its not fucking snow white, these people are adults and that's the name they come up with? Might as well call her 'generic'

    • @Kingdom850
      @Kingdom850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@Thetruepianoman Needy is technically her nickname. Her name is Anita.

    • @harlowfitzpatrick9031
      @harlowfitzpatrick9031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tiffanybaby13 Diablo Cody didn't direct it. She was the screenwriter.

    • @GyeongmiBaeb
      @GyeongmiBaeb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Thetruepianoman seriously? What's your name that you can be so critical. There are thousands of people named Anita, not like she just made it up

  • @StinkyCheese3000
    @StinkyCheese3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4743

    The only sin you're wrong on is the "friendship" part, they pretty much go out of their way to tell you Needy is in love with her.

    • @mayfriend2959
      @mayfriend2959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      and vice versa tbh

    • @lavish263team5
      @lavish263team5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      That's gay...

    • @lunatree9139
      @lunatree9139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      They where in love with eachother

    • @leondeveraux4485
      @leondeveraux4485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      No, they were roommates

    • @ellie5995
      @ellie5995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      Leon Deveraux oh my god they were roommates

  • @invaderhydre
    @invaderhydre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2588

    I can’t believe CinemaSins bodyshamed a girl named Jennifer for 18 minutes

    • @lavish263team5
      @lavish263team5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Just by the name cinemasins you can tell they don't give a f*** about what they say
      If they see it as a sin it's a sin

    • @noahfountain7037
      @noahfountain7037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lavish 263 team True that

    • @karabiner159
      @karabiner159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@lavish263team5 I think you missed the joke mate

    • @thebinlgbtisbabadook7832
      @thebinlgbtisbabadook7832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂

    • @JennaLeigh
      @JennaLeigh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@lavish263team5 wooooooooshhhh

  • @bineetroy4581
    @bineetroy4581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2108

    CinemaSins: *Hates long intros with a fiery passion.*
    Also CinemaSins: *Creates a new longer intro for their videos.*
    *"You have become the very thing you swore to destroy."*

    • @Mystrohan
      @Mystrohan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      "You were the chosen ones! It was said you would destroy long intros, not join them!"

    • @johnrichardson5599
      @johnrichardson5599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Mystrohan "Bring balance to cinema, not leave it in boredom!"

    • @frostsilver5467
      @frostsilver5467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂FactZ💯

    • @Mystrohan
      @Mystrohan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@johnrichardson5599 “You were my no-intro oasis, CinemaSins. I loved you!”

    • @johnrichardson5599
      @johnrichardson5599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Mystrohan Cinemasins: Sins every intro in every movie
      "Only a Sith deals in absolutes"

  • @Gassy1337
    @Gassy1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    i'm not one to usually quote videos however:
    "If my sandbox pal showed up covered in blood yakking tar, i would talk to an adult because that's not telling on someone. That's saving someone's life."
    I can think of so many ways to utilize this quote it's basically a literary device.

    • @fr0stdr4ke95
      @fr0stdr4ke95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The problem here is that you can easily think of ways to use this quote.

  • @Tiegan168
    @Tiegan168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1518

    The only thing wrong with Jennifer’s body is how dirty their marketing team did them by making it seem like it was a movie for male fantasy. If you view it through the lens it’s supposed to be viewed through it’s a masterpiece. An elegant social commentary disguised as a campy shitty teen horror.

    • @eternyti
      @eternyti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      To be fair, lesbian relationships are often seen as just male fantasy fodder. So I see their reasoning, shitty and objectifying as it is.

    • @CT_Phipps
      @CT_Phipps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      What's weird is it does work as that. I mean...they are hot as hell. They're just engaging characters too. I mean, you'd have to be a misogynist to not want them to both....oooh. That's why it failed.

    • @graysonkemock7324
      @graysonkemock7324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I mean, I'd say the way they sexualize a character who is supposed to be a teenager is pretty wrong. People come up with all kinds of excuses for it, but frankly, this movie didn't have to be set in high school. Can you imagine if the actress was an actual underage teenager?

    • @Tiegan168
      @Tiegan168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sam Brady The age is actually very important 😂😂 If you know the actual point of the movie.

    • @Tiegan168
      @Tiegan168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DVOYD We all see their reasoning buddy, I literally said it in my original comment?

  • @Snomrade
    @Snomrade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1605

    The “that’s racist” and “this scene does not contain a lap dance” sins have become their own cliche

    • @IsSarcasmIronic
      @IsSarcasmIronic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Lmao right? Also the “ *insert name here* is not my girlfriend in this scene”
      Also “Narration”

    • @Zarlos01
      @Zarlos01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      And X seconds of logos.
      But the channel has logos now...

    • @IsSarcasmIronic
      @IsSarcasmIronic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Carlos Rafael Rodrigues Filho
      “you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.”
      “You were the chosen one!! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them!”

    • @jirachi_spl
      @jirachi_spl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That's the joke

    • @Zarlos01
      @Zarlos01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jirachi_spl that's far long overused, along with the SWJ attitude vs sexist/racist jokes.
      I like the channel, but is becoming more cringey than funny with time.

  • @SqueakyPie
    @SqueakyPie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    Jeremy asks why the school din't cancel class after the loss of 8 students and one teacher just hours prior, to that I respond with HAHAHAHA!!! My high school didn't cancel class when they found an actual students DEAD BODY right on the front lawn!!!!

    • @SqueakyPie
      @SqueakyPie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @Pixies Ostrich Duster
      Jeez that’s terrible.

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      also, covid

    • @-DarthLesbian420-
      @-DarthLesbian420- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Damn that's crazy. Worst our school did was ignore fire alarms. One math test the teacher just walked outside and after 30secs came back in and said, "looks like it's at the other end of the school, it will be a while before it reaches us. You have time to finish the test"

    • @croetrop2600
      @croetrop2600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@-DarthLesbian420- *I'm sorry what-*

    • @-DarthLesbian420-
      @-DarthLesbian420- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ​@@croetrop2600 Hahah, to be fair she was right. I don't even think there was a fire, just smoke I can't recall what caused it. But it was at the other end of the school and we had a pretty decent sized campus. Plus we were an outdoor school not an indoor school so it's not like smoke was spreading through the halls or anything. She kept an eye on it to make sure it wasn't anything serious lol, but I wont ever forget the looks on the other kids faces when she said that XD
      But ya occasionally they ignored drills too because that school was running them way too often and I think teachers were starting to get annoyed.

  • @arabidtheaterkid4204
    @arabidtheaterkid4204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Imagine you click on this video and it’s like “her eyes are the wrong shape for like any makeup”

    • @megamalby1414
      @megamalby1414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Can we get a Cinema sins channel but its just making fun of the makeup and hair choices?
      "Joker should've had PURPLE HAIR, 10 SINS!"

  • @bees7604
    @bees7604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Fun fact! Deer love eating corpses, and their favorite treat is fingers. In the fall at corpse farms (a real thing where they study decay), deer eating people's old dead frozen rotten fingers is like, a serious issue.

    • @kyoka1528
      @kyoka1528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Should I ask how you know this??? 😂

    • @melodramaticdragon5826
      @melodramaticdragon5826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@kyoka1528 They could be into forensics. I, for one, know about body farms because of an episode of Bones.

    • @kyoka1528
      @kyoka1528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@melodramaticdragon5826 True.

    • @TeriParker275
      @TeriParker275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kyoka1528 They may be some sicko

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kyoka1528 obviously because the op is not some kind of raptor (despite the name) but a deer.

  • @SlayerNinaFriki
    @SlayerNinaFriki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3328

    One sin because this movie is criminally underrated and another sin because how unfairly society treated Megan Fox

    • @cailynchaos3326
      @cailynchaos3326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Megan Fox is real and she’s an actress?

    • @eriklehnsherr5784
      @eriklehnsherr5784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Treated unfairly how?

    • @scaper8
      @scaper8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@eriklehnsherr5784 Wait, what? I legitimately do not know what has been done to Megan Fox, can you elaborate?

    • @abbyrose6660
      @abbyrose6660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +421

      Erik Lehnsherr cause the industry is misogynistic towards women like megan. ten years ago she spoke out about stuff that women are getting praised for now yet megans career was basically ruined because of it

    • @chefclehachet6171
      @chefclehachet6171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@abbyrose6660 bruh shut up

  • @darquesse7450
    @darquesse7450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    I feel like your review would have been a lot different if you would have actually understood that Jennifer and Needy were in love with each other and the movie was about toxic friendships/competition in friendships and closeted lesbians.

    • @cheryllang98
      @cheryllang98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It doesn't necessarily mean theyre closeted lesbians. I just got out of a friendship EXACTLY like jennifer and needy's and i was the Needy between us. We both are straight as hell but it was extremely toxic she didnt let me have any other female friend only male. And whenever i fall in love with a guy, she steps in to "eat him up" (steal him from me) 😂 when i confronted her for being a fake friend and being so damn insecure for doing what she did to me she answered exactly the way jennifer did with the "how can i be insecure im prettier than you"

    • @athernaut7939
      @athernaut7939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@cheryllang98 okay but jennifer and needy are in love with eachother so closet lesbians

    • @1940semochild
      @1940semochild 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@athernaut7939 Both characters could also be bisexual though,especially Needy.

    • @mahoganyk
      @mahoganyk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Daniel Day except that's what the writer and Megan fox wrote/acted it as. So they were

    • @bigtimecena3676
      @bigtimecena3676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cheryllang98 sorry you had to have a friend like that you truly deserve better

  • @telocho
    @telocho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    The "pencil sharpener" in the kitchen actually is an old style can opener. Makes more sense in a kitchen, sin off.

    • @leto9712
      @leto9712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was hoping somebody else knew this!

  • @IvyWolk
    @IvyWolk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    9:30 she’s traumatized. the real jennifer is still in there. the whole thing is an allegory for r@pe, and we think it is until we actually see what happened later. i took this part as jennifer dissociating

    • @user-nv5sn3tb4e
      @user-nv5sn3tb4e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      he completely lacks the nuance to understand this unfortunately lol

    • @nimeshsingh4943
      @nimeshsingh4943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      This makes sense. That blank stare with a look of incredulity is good acting. This film is so underrated.

    • @FadingPixel
      @FadingPixel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Why did you wrote rape like that? You though kids won't understand it? "Ratpe? What's that!?"
      Did you think the internet police going to catch you? "Boss, we have a code 23! Put her on FBI's most dangerous commenter list asap"

    • @bubba200874426
      @bubba200874426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You don't get points for allegory unless you have a point, and this movie decided it was actually a horror movie before making one. I remember being into it before that.
      She went crazy because she was raped could have been a point, but then the movie explicitly states it was demon possession and made the entire thing bullshit.

    • @user-nv5sn3tb4e
      @user-nv5sn3tb4e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@bubba200874426 clearly it was a mix of trauma from her assault AND a literal demon lol. there were times where she wasn't going around murdering people, so its not like the demon was always at the forefront.

  • @gaeb611
    @gaeb611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    One sin off for that Panic! At The Disco song

    • @corsiii
      @corsiii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Took the words right outta my mouth my dude

    • @taetaerinn_
      @taetaerinn_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yep, I agree

    • @sanvi8244
      @sanvi8244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      fuck brendon urie but that song is a bop

    • @MaCabaret
      @MaCabaret 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, ALL the sins for that song

    • @imtooqueerforthis
      @imtooqueerforthis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sins, not tragedies?

  • @S7-Envy
    @S7-Envy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I think that the licking of blood from their time in the sandbox might have something to do with "needy" and Jennifer's ability to feel each others feelings.

  • @KawaiiPockyEater
    @KawaiiPockyEater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    This movie is a fantastic time capsule for 2000s edgy/emo/scene culture. It's so nostalgic, I love it.

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      this movie is from 2009

    • @KawaiiPockyEater
      @KawaiiPockyEater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@jenm1 Believe me, I know. But still. The references to Myspace, the music, the humor, it gives me such nostalgia from growing up in this time period.

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KawaiiPockyEater lol, fair enough. i dont have good nostalgia for it cuz that was one of the worst time periods in terms of art/music imo. but i was like 8

    • @braiangalindo1265
      @braiangalindo1265 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alchile

    • @sharky_luv
      @sharky_luv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Saw this in theaters while stoned. Probably the only Megan Fox movie I actively enjoy.

  • @DerpDevilDD
    @DerpDevilDD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    7:31 Fun fact: The deer might actually stick around and gobble up some scraps because most herbivores (including deer) are also opportunistic carnivores and WILL eat meat when it's easily available. You can find videos of deer eating live birds, if you want those nightmares.

  • @prof.evilpictures8696
    @prof.evilpictures8696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3446

    “Everything wrong with Jennifer’s body” well her feet are too big, she has a weird head.... oh you meant the movie never mind

    • @maxtheleopard
      @maxtheleopard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Damn dude you killed her 🤣

    • @Porphyrios1
      @Porphyrios1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Toe thumbs.

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yeah she walks really weird too...
      Oh wait mov'i'e. Ah I get it now

    • @stevenmorales7814
      @stevenmorales7814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was so confused from the title lmao

    • @thatnerdoverthere2248
      @thatnerdoverthere2248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Reading this in jeremy's voice makes this comment 10x better

  • @charliebi5885
    @charliebi5885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    "Don't you know this is how birds build nests? or Snakes?"
    So birds are building snakes now?

    • @pokegard
      @pokegard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Of course!, it is for the revolution

    • @toxicity42
      @toxicity42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Trojan Snake!

    • @alexi4829
      @alexi4829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      glad I'm not the only one who thought this

    • @anprabh1
      @anprabh1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or are the snakes building nests?

    • @charliebi5885
      @charliebi5885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Aniket Prabhu or are snakes building mailboxes

  • @A-Oh-Trey
    @A-Oh-Trey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Watched Jennifer's Body on a whim years after it came out. Not normally big into horror movies, but I remember finding it much more enjoyable than I thought I would-- oh crap, how did I forget JK Simmons was in this!?

    • @PaulieAFantoneJays19
      @PaulieAFantoneJays19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why was the better question...I can understand Chris Pratt, he was still starting to breakout & be what he is today...But J.K. Simmons on the other hand? (He was already a seasoned veteran!! & already make a name for himself lol...I hope he got paid a lot of money for this film, bc I can't see why else he would look @ this script & be like, "Oh, sure I'll take this part!" lol

  • @deviltaco1
    @deviltaco1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    This movie gets a terrible rap. Not as bad as everyone thinks, Far from perfect but I was entertained.

    • @sleepless9994
      @sleepless9994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Rap? Or rep

    • @deviltaco1
      @deviltaco1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Either works.

    • @sleepless9994
      @sleepless9994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kirby 79 good day to you sir.

    • @pathetic2399
      @pathetic2399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I feel the same. I really liked this movie, but it was all over the place and I understand why it didn’t do well

    • @brianjlevine
      @brianjlevine 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's because you're a perv.

  • @hereontatooine4623
    @hereontatooine4623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    This movie low key a guilty pleasure of mines. This came out when I had a huge crush on Megan Fox and the movie is not half bad. And that song "Through The Trees" is still on my playlist today lol

    • @davidf6927
      @davidf6927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yep, entertaining little movie. Think the marketing screwed the movie over, was super missleading and set up wrong expectations

    • @bossza4445
      @bossza4445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/olqeS6pXGPQ/w-d-xo.html
      😭

    • @Novasigmia
      @Novasigmia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      7:18 if that was Seth Rohan instead, he’d be a happy man in his final moments

    • @SavageBunnyGetMoney
      @SavageBunnyGetMoney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its a shame like her time period I wanna say 2008 to 2014 she was getting so much roles killing it before she got blackballed by Steven Spelberg the Hollywood seemed like they wanted nothing to do with her it seems like she stopped working I was like what happened ? I don't see her anymore

    • @ashishsabat9178
      @ashishsabat9178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We've all crushed on Megan Fox at some point xD

  • @NikkiTaLance
    @NikkiTaLance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    "Blond" with no E is used for male hair. "Blonde" with the E is used for female hair. Leaving off the E by itself isn't a sin. Leaving it off when talking about a woman is definitely a sin.

    • @kaylanewman2364
      @kaylanewman2364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@teacup3370 Its still blonde in america

    • @NikkiTaLance
      @NikkiTaLance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@teacup3370 Originally a French word.

    • @Casocki
      @Casocki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      As I've heard it in the US blond is an adjective and blonde refers to a blond person

    • @NikkiTaLance
      @NikkiTaLance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Casocki If English didn't have a different rule-set for nearly every word... Lol.

    • @madisoncrum9212
      @madisoncrum9212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@teacup3370 Found the non-american.

  • @SirNerdLeroy
    @SirNerdLeroy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Since a lot of the "inside jargon" was made for the movie, that prevents it from being dated since they only say things in this universe in a way that makes sense to them. They did this in Heathers.

  • @taylordacquelclayton
    @taylordacquelclayton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    A friend convinced me to watch this for the first time this week. I was repelled but at the same time weirdly fascinated.

    • @Hokuto_Tongi
      @Hokuto_Tongi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      11 years late, but welcome to the party! Everyone I knew went to check this out the day it dropped because it was hyped up. Nobody liked this shit 😂

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It’s like car crash you know it’s terrible and should look away but you can’t for some unexplainable reason.

    • @ashishsabat9178
      @ashishsabat9178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's not academy award winning stuff. But still entertaining enough ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

    • @bisqwikbatter6486
      @bisqwikbatter6486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cool

    • @ironboy6210
      @ironboy6210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think I found out who are the parents of dipper and Mabel from gravity falls,please rate, th-cam.com/video/iS37TQgPtlE/w-d-xo.html

  • @DerAlteMalte
    @DerAlteMalte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "Everything wrong with Jennifer's body" sounds like the title of a blog article after a breakup.

  • @jodielee6253
    @jodielee6253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    I would like to say there's absolutely nothing wrong with this movie
    I might be biased

  • @k1ll5w1tch
    @k1ll5w1tch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    If I had a dollar for every time "succubus" was said, I'd have alot of succubus.

  • @nunya___
    @nunya___ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Pencil sharpeners were usually put over the trash bin because they were messy. Homework was done at the kitchen table because before internet you had to ask parents for help. So _PERFECT_ place for a pencil sharpener.

    • @seymourskinner2533
      @seymourskinner2533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nunya _ it’s a can opener

    • @nunya___
      @nunya___ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@seymourskinner2533 Nope. I don't think so, Can openers had a lever to "clamp" the can. Pencil Sharpeners had a simple _short_ crank with 3 grinding cylinders protruding (two can be seen) . The crank in this is shorter that a can opener of that style and there's no way to get the can between the cutting wheel and roller with out a lever. Also this is the CLASSIC shape of a pencil sharpener. Google it.

    • @seymourskinner2533
      @seymourskinner2533 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nunya _ lolz. Sure. Don’t need to google what I can see in front of me.

    • @ultimatedragon4281
      @ultimatedragon4281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait, "Homework was done at the kitchen table because before internet you had to ask parents for help"? What?
      She is a Highschooler, why would she be needing help from her parents for her homework that often? Not to mention the high chance of the parents not knowing any better about whatever she is needing help with.
      I would understand if she were younger, but she is a highschooler.

    • @SanFranDentist94301
      @SanFranDentist94301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ultimatedragon4281 Shutup the lot of yah. A lot of people live in houses *unchanged* from when they belonged to Grandma or Grandpa. The pencil sharpener has been there since 1950.
      And as a personal anecdote. In a great deal of apartments on Chicago's North side there are antique muzzuzahs (google it) buried under decades of paint, still nailed to the door jams. People move (or die) and forget to take it with them. The new renters owners leave it where it is out of laziness. Or its actual presence is obscured.

  • @Torvar
    @Torvar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    "She pegged the bartender........" Go on.

    • @AZDfox
      @AZDfox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Her Gaydar was on point

  • @brunna7995
    @brunna7995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    I fully expected this to be a blank video for 18 minutes straight. There is nothing wrong with this movie. It's a masterpiece.

    • @sethhill9690
      @sethhill9690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It’s not though? The movie is filled with things that don’t make sense and coming from someone with hardly any common sense. The directors could have made a better movie with Indian quality. No common sense involved, cheesy script, and over all just a bad movie. Sorry but you’re a bit biased

    • @ak.33212
      @ak.33212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sethhill9690 says u

    • @sethhill9690
      @sethhill9690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ak.33212 comeback of the year everybody

    • @ak.33212
      @ak.33212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sethhill9690 why bother writing a whole response to someone who can't even understand basic irony and lacks heavily in self awareness

    • @sethhill9690
      @sethhill9690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ak.33212 so that you could make a point? What point are you going to make from that bullshit? You aren’t smart here just saying random shit

  • @alexthebee3377
    @alexthebee3377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “nonsense everyone knows parents doent have sex at least w each other” DAMN JEREMY 😂😂😂

  • @bisexualichigo4227
    @bisexualichigo4227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    Me: “Cinemasins should’ve posted by now”
    **refreshes youtube to find a new video**
    Me: “Perfection”

    • @Hokuto_Tongi
      @Hokuto_Tongi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sixth sense

    • @joshuawilcox6989
      @joshuawilcox6989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait the vidio was posted 47 minutes ago and this comment was made 1 hour ago

    • @eznf98
      @eznf98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@joshuawilcox6989 never question TH-cam

    • @juuleusog
      @juuleusog 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joshuawilcox6989 Its called, seeing the video early

    • @ironboy6210
      @ironboy6210 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think I found out who are the parents of dipper and Mabel from gravity falls,please rate, th-cam.com/video/iS37TQgPtlE/w-d-xo.html

  • @bugthesda3480
    @bugthesda3480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    "You're lime green jello and you can't even admit it"

  • @type11
    @type11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    There was one bar in a rural Minnesota town of 7,000+ people? As someone from that size town in the upper Midwest I can say there should be at least 10 bars in that town. Plus 2-3 liquor stores. And one of those would have a drivethru for off-sale.

  • @anthonygill4795
    @anthonygill4795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    This was actually a pretty decent movie.. they could have been alot more creative but still a good, intresting movie.

  • @amarion3871
    @amarion3871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    You guys are really hurting Jennifer's self esteem. There's nothing wrong with her body at all.

    • @pretcil8
      @pretcil8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Omfg just stfu and let us just roast her

    • @mlikespizza
      @mlikespizza 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pretcil8 💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @chriswinkler284
      @chriswinkler284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, but there's definitely something wrong with you if you think a fictional movie character gives a shit about the TH-cam comments section :P

    • @CaptainCJ97
      @CaptainCJ97 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pretcil8 lmao

    • @livelybubbs6242
      @livelybubbs6242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think something flew over your head, Chris

  • @user-bd7lw6pz8d
    @user-bd7lw6pz8d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    "Nonescene. Everyone knows parents don't have sex. At least with each other." Brilliant

    • @crazyjoeshorts5256
      @crazyjoeshorts5256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe his did, and its his personal kink. As a succubus, she might have access to that knowledge.

    • @rookthabastad5055
      @rookthabastad5055 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hades 2 i mean mine don’t.

    • @brifromdowntown
      @brifromdowntown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Here comes the people with their parents sex trauma

  • @the-amazing-karnak
    @the-amazing-karnak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Being a teenage girl isn’t just hell, it’s BLOODY hell
    This is shown by the fact that last night I got my period at 3:00 am and the only reason I didn’t wake up a bloody mess is because I stayed up all night

    • @megamalby1414
      @megamalby1414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Im super glad to had the honor of reading that.

    • @mrdumbfellow927
      @mrdumbfellow927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@megamalby1414 I'll be honest I've got mixed feelings, also behold! The internet!

    • @WindyDays2009
      @WindyDays2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wasn't it exactly because you were still awake that you got it, though? Mine only comes when I'm awake, no matter the time of day.

    • @the-amazing-karnak
      @the-amazing-karnak 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WindyDays2009 idk, maybe

    • @SinHurr
      @SinHurr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Insomnia finally pulling some weight.

  • @CLuvTravels
    @CLuvTravels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "Haven't seen the movie but watched Cinemasins to decide whether or not to watch the real thing" cliche

    • @salvadorcastillo4537
      @salvadorcastillo4537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I only watch cinemasins when i've seen the movie

    • @megamalby1414
      @megamalby1414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@salvadorcastillo4537 That makes one of us. I use Cinema sins to observe movies I really don't want to waste time. Though I see the appeal in watching them first.

    • @chloe-qs7ue
      @chloe-qs7ue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you can do what you want but in my opinion, it’s a generally bad idea to use this as any sort of movie critique or review.

  • @thezonedingamerlo9207
    @thezonedingamerlo9207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    When She started screaming No..I was like wait for it...waiiittt for itttt. “No.” said Jeremy. And I laughed my ass off

  • @jdng86
    @jdng86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    This movie deserves another ten sins for implying Needy is straight.

    • @CT_Phipps
      @CT_Phipps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She can be AC/DC.

    • @donaldtusk2678
      @donaldtusk2678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      C.T. Phipps you mean back in black

    • @thebinlgbtisbabadook7832
      @thebinlgbtisbabadook7832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @mallorybrown2158
      @mallorybrown2158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      but it didn’t. half the plot is about how into jen she is

    • @mandarinablue8438
      @mandarinablue8438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean Jeremy needs to take some sins of or add sins to himself since he didn't understand the subtext.

  • @220nowlater
    @220nowlater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love this movie. A lot of the sins on here are just you not getting it or being obtuse to have something to sin. There are definitely some that are justified though.

    • @Mitrashi
      @Mitrashi ปีที่แล้ว

      thats what this channel is about. it's not a review

  • @ashantitheara
    @ashantitheara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You can’t sin this movie because it’s literally making fun of itself already. I love it.

  • @karl_alan
    @karl_alan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Wow...ain't seen that in ages. I don't think I even knew who Chris Pratt was at the time, so I shouldn't be shocked i don't remember him being in it.

  • @ArmlessAndOveractive
    @ArmlessAndOveractive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    I see nothing wrong with Jennifer's body.

    • @oscarwayne9910
      @oscarwayne9910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Was waiting for this

    • @alysssabear
      @alysssabear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Typical.

    • @Aro490
      @Aro490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How about plastic surgery

    • @thehobothatlivesoutsideyou9209
      @thehobothatlivesoutsideyou9209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jem Hamilton what...?

    • @Aro490
      @Aro490 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thehobothatlivesoutsideyou9209 she routinely gets plastic surgery

  • @thurstonbell1692
    @thurstonbell1692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "...and her clothes are magically resistant to plot holes..."😂

  • @JetWarrior
    @JetWarrior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:04 - That "Not Another Teen Movie" reference is well placed. Sinning for making me remember that Chris Evans was in something before Marvel movies.

  • @itslethal4050
    @itslethal4050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    I usually look at a Cinema video instantly, but Steve is out for Smash.

    • @Still_Drake
      @Still_Drake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trueeeee

    • @bikalpsatyal6699
      @bikalpsatyal6699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I still can’t believe that happened

    • @itslethal4050
      @itslethal4050 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bikalpsatyal6699 Me either brother. Are you excited? Because I know I'm.

    • @colinejayne
      @colinejayne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, Doom Guy would’ve been better

    • @Termin8or_115
      @Termin8or_115 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dante would've been much better

  • @nataliecoronado4206
    @nataliecoronado4206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    6:55 actually, this is pretty accurate on the movie's part. Public schools prioritize their attendance funding over the student's mental health all the time

  • @angelique4322
    @angelique4322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The only sin is the fact that their kiss wasn't longer😭

  • @dabdabthethird2410
    @dabdabthethird2410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I think the whole “why is demon Jennifer not full demon” tips bc maybe the demon and Jen fused? So the demon has her interests in men needy likes and shows it in how she’s stalking out prey and acting like herself.

    • @asadsapphic176
      @asadsapphic176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except she's choosing men Needy likes because she is in LOVE with her

  • @HannahG93
    @HannahG93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I’ve been watching too much Dead Meat, I got the sins and kill count confused half way through.

    • @TheFlock83
      @TheFlock83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe someone slipped you some mmmm drugs and that caused the confusion

    • @HannahG93
      @HannahG93 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheFlock83 Honestly it’s either that or my lack of sleep the last few weeks.

  • @californiapapii322
    @californiapapii322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1064

    This is actually the earliest I’ve ever been

  • @dixiecronin7791
    @dixiecronin7791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You have no idea how happy I am that you used the word "bemused" correctly. It's insane how often people use it as a substitute for "amused"...

  • @Sheep-Disrespector-of-West
    @Sheep-Disrespector-of-West 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Who else thinks that he should do the Japanese movie hero. He might hate doing subtitles but I would love to see his reactions to the broken laws of physics in so many ways like pointing your sword forward makes you levitate that way.

    • @ourveneratedoverlorde1551
      @ourveneratedoverlorde1551 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But if it would just be judging a movie without taking into account the stylistic and artistic differences, would it be a good video? Personally, I think it would be like watching Lord of the Rings, and sinning it because elves and wizards aren't real.

  • @xatiter
    @xatiter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Cinema Sins: Like that scene on Hocus
    Me: *I GOT A SPELL ON YOU!!!!*

    • @Jess-Rabbit
      @Jess-Rabbit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ahem...I PUT a spell on you

    • @xatiter
      @xatiter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Jess-Rabbit Seems we've got a true fan in our midsts lol

    • @Jess-Rabbit
      @Jess-Rabbit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xatiter you know it! Ive probably seen that movie over 50 times, no joke

    • @xatiter
      @xatiter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was actually my childhood favorite. Had those witches on repeat all the time !

  • @erikliljenwall8185
    @erikliljenwall8185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The creepy, evil dude says to a girl, “let’s go somewhere safe, like my van.” And CinemaSins doesn’t say shit.
    *Ding*

  • @thebinlgbtisbabadook7832
    @thebinlgbtisbabadook7832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I watched this movie countless times, I really expected you'd count the discontinuity shots, like when Jenn's shoulder bag kept appearing and disappearing when she was standing by Needy's locker. But you didn't noticed hahaha 😂

  • @hyrenfabregas5913
    @hyrenfabregas5913 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Welcome back, cinemasins!! Missed you. Love the improved intro :)

  • @esoroo1814
    @esoroo1814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The fact that CinemaSins, Dylan, and Trin have all done vids on this movie recently is amazing

  • @Zacman1123
    @Zacman1123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    So when do you think "Everything Wrong with Mean Girls" is coming out?

  • @princessthyemis
    @princessthyemis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My friends have an old-fashioned pencil sharpener on the wall of their kitchen, so I guess it's not 100 percent unusual...

    • @puellamservumaddominum6180
      @puellamservumaddominum6180 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you sure it's a pencil sharpener? I have seen wall mounted can openers that look like that.

    • @puellamservumaddominum6180
      @puellamservumaddominum6180 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you sure it's a pencil sharpener? I have seen wall mounted can openers that look like that.

  • @Vhlathanosh
    @Vhlathanosh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "A demon would never reference Jesus, they're not on good terms" LOL

  • @titanz1214
    @titanz1214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I only remember this movie from panic! at the disco “New Perspective”

    • @bellablondon6172
      @bellablondon6172 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same 😂

    • @use-lio
      @use-lio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/vV1Bv2tw3jo/w-d-xo.html

  • @davisphillips993
    @davisphillips993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Still waiting on that “Shark Tale” video. Like I said before, it deserves the Cinemasins treatment

  • @Will_WAR
    @Will_WAR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A sin off for how hard I laughed at Jennifer saying "my tit" 😂😂😂

  • @makeoutwithmedusaa
    @makeoutwithmedusaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    all sins are forgiven because of new perspective. it’s deadass the best panic song 😀

  • @NoahTNelson
    @NoahTNelson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    4:52 Of course they didn't start it. It was always burning since the world's been turning.

    • @minifeebas8911
      @minifeebas8911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nice reference, but i feel like a significant amount of people won't get it

    • @NoahTNelson
      @NoahTNelson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@minifeebas8911 that's such an iconic song though

    • @ninjamage5215
      @ninjamage5215 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice one lol

    • @SageLatrans
      @SageLatrans 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's shame that at the very minimum only 30 people got that reference

  • @jaysonpressley8642
    @jaysonpressley8642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I just realized that was "Young Neil" from Scott Pilgrim

    • @jankom.7783
      @jankom.7783 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you mean "Neil"?

    • @jaysonpressley8642
      @jaysonpressley8642 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jankom.7783 I meant what I wrote. Either way it gets my question across.

    • @jankom.7783
      @jankom.7783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jaysonpressley8642 It is a reference to Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. In the end Scott tells him, that he will be called Neil instead of Young Neil. It was a joke.

  • @-Sharky-
    @-Sharky- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Oooh, so I can't find a copy of The Adventures of Super Diaper Baby in my library, but books on the Occult and Satanic Witchcraft are super easy to check out?"
    If my local library during my teen years was anything to go by, yes.

  • @OkayOkay-le1hq
    @OkayOkay-le1hq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Next do "Everything wrong with cinemasins in 17 minutes or less"

  • @SuperCoolkill
    @SuperCoolkill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    The fact that Megan Fox was nominated for Razzie for Jennifer's Body is the biggest sin

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's just bullshit she would've won a golden globe weather than a razzie.

    • @Jaydavid25.
      @Jaydavid25. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No it ain't.. I didn't see any stellar actin from her here.. LOL..

    • @freeraynman227
      @freeraynman227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      wow I had no idea, i thought she played the part perfectly this was a great flick it wasn't meant to be a deep thought horror or thriller, I must have misread something along the way -_-

    • @Gamergirl-.-
      @Gamergirl-.- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jaydavid25. then you probably didn’t understand the character.

    • @Jaydavid25.
      @Jaydavid25. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Gamergirl-.- I understand the character it still wasn't great.. I didn't say it was bad, but definitely not stellar.. Megan Fox is not a powerhouse actress..

  • @Wendys-pw5ls
    @Wendys-pw5ls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Congrats on 9 million subs dude

  • @pikahylex5649
    @pikahylex5649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When she said "im not even a backdoor virgin anymore thanks to roman", i got an ad that literally said "congrats roman"

  • @mrosa4802
    @mrosa4802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As a Minnesotan, I cringed so hard when he said hot dishes rather than just hot dish.

  • @cuyfly2213
    @cuyfly2213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I didn't know this was a movie I really thought he was making an angry video about his ex girlfriend for a second

  • @Theshepherd209
    @Theshepherd209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    CinemaSins: “spelling blond without the e”
    Frank ocean is typing...

    • @bossza4445
      @bossza4445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/olqeS6pXGPQ/w-d-xo.html
      😭

    • @cyberjack
      @cyberjack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah American spelling

    • @Novasigmia
      @Novasigmia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Teds lawyer and sams girl from tf in one movie

    • @pasqualenoce1352
      @pasqualenoce1352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      E for girls (and Markiplier), no E for boys

    • @rat7464
      @rat7464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a dumb blond I can confirm this is how we spell it

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "If you're bitten by a demon and you live, you just might absorb the demon's abilities."
    Pretty sure that's vampires not succubi.

    • @lisathompson223
      @lisathompson223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Pretty sure that's Spider-Man

    • @megamalby1414
      @megamalby1414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Huh, I never thought of that. Classic plot convenience.

    • @lemmesmash7650
      @lemmesmash7650 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was made up, kinda why she said “something occult scholars don’t know”

  • @libramoons
    @libramoons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    there’s absolutely nothing wrong with this movie. zero sins, thank you very much.

  • @xharliei4202
    @xharliei4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    cinema sins really decided they had time to fight every lesbian alive today huh

    • @prettyfunny7616
      @prettyfunny7616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He missed the whole point

    • @nothingyet120
      @nothingyet120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fight? you've got issues girl...

    • @xharliei4202
      @xharliei4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nothingyet120 not to worry friend, it’s a joke!

    • @kittencorp.3295
      @kittencorp.3295 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Based?

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Now someone should do an "Everything RIGHT with Jennifer's Body"

    • @chillwill5989
      @chillwill5989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m gonna be that guy that says I see you everywhere today 😄

    • @raikazuchi2516
      @raikazuchi2516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would be a short video.

    • @nyxldx
      @nyxldx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      there's actually a channel that does videos such as "everything great about _title movie_"

    • @gregholmes6083
      @gregholmes6083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's easy. Megan Fox.

  • @meganb.2249
    @meganb.2249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:04 I would take off 10-20 sins if when she said "At least I have my fans" the camera had panned down to an assortment of about 5-10 desk fans. Missed opportunity.

  • @johnandreimayor822
    @johnandreimayor822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "that thing knows what she does in the dark" nice My Songs What You Did In The Dark reference

  • @jaylynturner9027
    @jaylynturner9027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I watched this movie at a very young age and that dude getting mutilated by her towards the end of the movie stayed in my mind for quite some time.

  • @madisongracedeluise
    @madisongracedeluise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The fact that I literally JUST saw Jennifer’s body after over 10 years of it being out a week ago and now you are JUST NOW doing a video on it really shows how perfectly you time things

  • @antenna_prolly
    @antenna_prolly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:09 - "Welcome to the Mental Olympics."
    She attended the Libertarian debate?

  • @damariusgriffin
    @damariusgriffin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:58 😂😂😂 I miss those captain underpants days. I used to be so hype when I found out super diaper baby had its own book series.

  • @celinalolz4953
    @celinalolz4953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    this movie is already such a classic. Really glad to see that people finally seem to catch up with it.

  • @burnabee
    @burnabee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    2nd favorite movie.
    The world was not ready.

    • @thebinlgbtisbabadook7832
      @thebinlgbtisbabadook7832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

    • @Permatrip
      @Permatrip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For a shit movie

    • @burnabee
      @burnabee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Permatrip Boooooooo

    • @Permatrip
      @Permatrip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zyy Loe yup and I’ll say it again

    • @burnabee
      @burnabee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Permatrip 😂😂😂 BooooooOooooOOOooooooo!

  • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
    @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:56, never thought I'd hear a reference like that on Cinema Sins.

  • @bullzdawguk
    @bullzdawguk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:02. That is not a pencil sharpener. It's an old-fashioned, wall-mounted, manual can opener. Since it's in the kitchen, it's the perfect spot to place it.
    Remove a sin. 🤣