Big tip: You would probably want to hide all of your things in case someone goes on a robbery spree. It will be very bad if you leave your home for the purge and then come back to all your things absolutely obliterated/gone. There is no way to hide your entire home, but at least hiding your things could be a lifesaver for the days after the purge.
@@nightstar6179 it shoots one bullet i think, it’s a Russian weapon that the spetsnaz used, only issue is that to aim it you effectively have to point the blade towards your eye
This might be a gross idea, but a dumpster with a cadaver might actually be a good thing. Hear me out: If you find a dead body in a dumpster hide under it. If it really grosses you out, find a large bit of cardboard to separate you from the trash bags and body. If a murderer looks in your dumpster and just sees a dead body, they're more likely to be thrown off since they wouldn't think you'd hide in a dumpster with a corpse. Dogs who are sent out to track your scent will approach your dumpster but all the killers will see is the dead body and most likely assume that was what the dogs were smelling. What I'd do if I had no budget is find a dark alley with a dumpster, dead body and carry a large piece of cardboard with me. Jump into the dumpster and drag the body and trash bags above me with the cardboard between us. Hopefully it's not to heavy, don't wanna suffocate y'know. Then don't make a sound and wait till the purge is over. It might be gross, but at least I'm alive \(' - ')/
And then proceed to commit mass tax fraud to the point it overflows and makes the government have to repay you for as much money as possible, thus fucking over the whole point of Purge Night (Saving money by eliminating 'bottom feeders')
Basically it's a perfect oportunity to not only kill but also kidnap people, opening up many business opportunities. It's especially easy to get black market human organs, work slaves, sex slaves, test-subjects or sacrifices but also to stock-up on people for nefarious purposes, like red-rum victims, fresh meat for cannibals or breeding stock. Also a good way to not have to pay your employees if you have them purged and than get new ones right after. Besides, all the bodies can be also sold, the necrophile market, meat-processing, medical education or anatomy fans for dissection and cause of death study... One might think the purge itself is not about killing people, even though it's in the spotlight, but covertly getting live human resources.
Starting a community garden without city permission. Distribute food from my home to the the homeless. Build a playground in an empty lot without filling out any forms.
@@lurkingShadows all those "crimes" last after the purge. And would be illegal and taken down at 7:01am. Except the homeless thing. But the purge was made partially to eliminate homeless so...good luck feeding them.
I've only seen the 1st and 3rd. The 1st was, you know, what it is. I actually really liked the 3rd because we got to see more of the infrastructure--like the EMTs driving around in an armored van to help the injured and the unspoken rule that you do NOT attack them. The underground safe spaces for the homeless and vulnerable, led by the veteran from the first movie. And that call from the wife who shot her husband--she kept repeating, "They said I'd feel better," but she DIDN'T, she regretted it as soon as she shot him. I think that little scene illustrates how the Purge affects average citizens who AREN'T sociopaths, who bought into the government's lies.
I know right, there are so many movies where the mc's problems could be solved by just getting outta America but it's like they don't even know there are other countries
@@veganlasagna325 I mean anyone in the middle or upper class can afford to move and that’s a significant portion of the population. It’s not everyone, but it’s properly like half of the population of America.
Tax evasion during the purge isn't illegal but that doesn't mean they would accept the tax return you submit. Everyone submitting a purge tax return would get audited outside purge night and made to redo the tax return. Sure government will never let you do things that threaten it but they dont have to play fair or be consistent. They will just change the rules if it really made a difference.
@@-ZH the boat one would cause you to be stuck in traffic as he said to drive to the lake a couple hours before the purge. I'm guessing the forest one would be dangerous because of the threat of wild animals, which the narrator admits can kill u. The dumpster one again has its flaws because of its high risk, anyone could just open the dumpster if they bothered to check. The tax return is clever but it's only possible assuming you already have other defenses set up. Still, the guy did admit that these solutions have their flaws, but they are still better than other solutions shown in the movies.
My ass would take myself to the middle of some woods I know relatively well, and find a blind in a tree with no lights. And then I would just sit there with my gun and prey.
I find it funny that they wouldn't go in a dumpster just because there's a dead body in it if my life was on the line I'd go under the trash and leave the body on top as a decoy its gross but ill survive
Honestly with the idea of going into the woods, you could climb a tree and tie yourself to it high up and just wear a leafy camo suit, the kind with the physically textured surface that breaks apart a human silhouette. General scent maskers and the like recommended as the purge would probably cause people to train hunting dogs for this specific purpose. For transportation, you could save up and get an ATV to drive out into the middle of the forest and just cover that thing with a camo net.
@@augustswater7845 step 1: dig 4 sand. step 2: go into inventory and go to crafting. step 3: put all 4 sand in the crafting menu and make sandstone. step 4: dig 3 blocks down and place the sandstone above you. checkmate
Yeah but it would be really hard to hide your breathing and you’d end up gasping for breath so the killers would look over at u struggling for air like a fish on land
I would go on a week long hiking trip in the mountains Good luck to anyone trying to reach me tens of kilometers through extremely thick forests and steep mountains
@@christianjamesmiller8388 I mean, not really? When people accidentaly go missing in the mountains they send multiple helicopters and teams of searchers, and they often takes days to find someone. AND thats with a person who wants to be found. Also, if a helicopter pilot REALLY wants to kill someone on purge night, their are probably easier options than flying a helicopter over mountain trails in the hopes of spotting someone who A) can hear the chopper, and B) Doesnt want you to see them.
How to Survive for dummies : 1. Take some red liquid and put it on your forehead 2. Jump into the nearest Dumpster 3. Play the dead (4). Bring a freaking knife in case if someone try to kill you, either, you will have the surprise advantage and the knife won’t do any sound, and can still throw it 5. *Profit*
That's genius dude! we could add to it, if someone opens your dumpster, and maybe kinda checks who you are, then finds you "dead" and keeps passing by, you shouldn't do the same next year.
How would they know if you killed someone after the purge ends anyway? Like, if nobody is around but you and the person you want to kill, who would know?
Yeah I mean, I don’t really know what I’d do. There aren’t any crimes I genuinely desire to commit, nor people who I wish to kill/think deserve killing. I also have no desire to go and save people so I probably _would_ do something mundane, like taxes.
Invest in a big sign above your door saying "OLD JUNK INSIDE. DO YOUR TAXES INSTEAD, GET NEW SHIT. Remember, all crime is legal right now. :)" Might not work, but if it does, the cost of construction paper and markers could save your computer.
An attack on an airport isn't remotely believable. An airport terminal is one of the safest places you could be. People don't even have so much as a nail clipper.
@@I_Fix_Trauma there is nothing stopping people from going into the terminal with guns during purging hours. Im assuming there's at least a couple people that want to go wreck an airport.
5 year old comment but who cares. The idea is so stupid, i know for a fact it’s already losing their government money. Why would hundreds of millions of people who were shook in September 11th with 300 casualties all of a sudden be cool with becoming murderous psychopaths, and want to kill? And then switch off the next day. It’s ridiculous
"Aw come on... I actually sort of liked cousin Matt! OMG. So grateful Ella is dead like I couldn't even with her sense of fashion." *peels head off of fence
Imagine youre 6 years old playing minecraft, you haven’t built a bed yet so what do you do? You dig underground and wait a bit. Now, imagine you make a fake grave for a fake relative, cover it with some sturdy block that can be opened and sleep the night in a comfy little casket unerground
Awesome video, great ideas. Two notes. 1. You’re right about how crowded it would be to travel out of the country two (or more) weeks before the purge, but you didn’t include how incredibly hard it would be for anyone to get time off from work before purge. Christmas x1000. Also the price you quote wouldn’t stay like that. There would be astronomical price hikes for any travel outside of the country for weeks before the purge. So it would truly only be the absolute richest and most privileged who could go. 2. The tax thing is really smart, except every tax return completed on the day of the purge would be audited, no doubt. The false report wouldn’t be a crime, but that doesn’t mean they would have to honor anything written.
@@Emmareid9 But what's illegal is having weapons over the category 4 weapon range and killing Government officials with the ranking of 10. They decide the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I suggest buying a huge piece of property that's nothing but forest out in the middle of no where and building a secret underground bunker in the middle of it and lie on your taxes during the 12 hours.
I live 2 cities away from the Mexican border, and am Mexican myself. Since I have a lot of relatives in Mexico, I can easily just spend the night at one of my relatives house in Mexico, where purge isn't a thing. Easy
I live 30-40 minutes away from Windsor in Canada. I live in Michigan I can cross the bridge or the tunnel to get into Canada. I can either go to Windsor which takes 30-40 minutes or go to Toronto which is about 4 hours by car. I would leave like 3 days before.
10 IQ: killing during the purge 100 IQ: pulling off a heist during the purge 10,000 IQ: making an account on club penguin even though you have to be 13+
I’m here 5 years after and this is still my favourite video on TH-cam! I love your humor. Please make more videos. Edit: how about a tornado shelter for the cheaper option?? You can just cover it with grass.
This is pretty good! My one critique would be that if you use the boat thing year on year to save money vs traveling, then people will know you have a boat. even though you travel to a different body of water the very fact people know you have a boat and it's not on your driveway on purge night means people can narrow your location down, and will be able to look for you. If you store the boat somewhere else it's still going to be fairly easy for people who know you to find out about it. also I love the tax part. I feel like the government would get around the whole thing by just sending a form out to people who filed that day just saying "really?" that you're also not allowed to lie on, and which comes on a different time of the year. They might not be able to prosecute you but they'll know any tax returns on that day are wrong and can simply refuse to honour them. Your better choice to filing online would be to fill the tax form out that da, and record that, so it can be proven your lies fell ithin the right time window, but arrange to mail it out a different day, that way it will be harder for the government to know which returns are fraudlent and which are genuine but if you're audited you can prove your "innocence". But well, that's not fun to nitpick like this so I love that solution.
IRS would just shut down their servers purge night. I would get an old 70 something pickup truck and build a hidden box made of metal under it in-between the a frame maybe armor it and insulate it. Hide in that box all night long. Put it on blocks with the hood open and nothing of value in it.
I will use hacks to get 420 enchanted golden apples and a fully enchanted set of armor and bedrock so i get banned from the purge and i dont need to do the purge
The problem with the tax solution is that the government would 100% shutdown the website or portal where you can submit the tax report during the purge
As for many rural areas, there's nothing stopping you from, say, secretly digging a hole in the middle of a field or in a tree line and creating a camouflaged cover to go over it. It's dirt cheap, easy to make, and finding you would be like finding a needle in a 10-acre hay stack. Hunker down with some blankets and hot hands and you're golden.
not only the rural area i think the dumpster idea can go much deeper like making your own fake dumpster with a area for you to stay confortable with some food and water and a mount that separates you from the thrash while inside the dumpster. (not sure if it made sense for you guys english is not my first language but its just a dumpster that has two levels, like a building, on the bottom one you stay with your food and water and maybe a blanket and the top one is just filled with thrash to hide you)
"All crime is legal"
Me: Enters the only employee room
enter the teachers lounge
WOAH WOAH WOAH WAYYYYY TOO ILLEGAL BRUH
OMG THATS ANOTHER LEVEL
@John Arat I think you missed something here...
@John Arat theyre joking 😶 but you ruined it
How to survive the Purge:
Be the cameraman
Truuuuue
blr2k WHO DAFUQ ARE U WOOSHING?!?
*cue clapping sound* such smartness
Ur a genius.
Love this so much😂😂
me doing taxes on the purge:
yes i have 400 children
wow... you've been.... busy...
Yes, I have 1000 children, so you might start giving me money
wow you are really..... busy
Congratulations! You're LVL 50 already!
Next Level in: 410 Children
How many children do you have?
*yes*
Big tip: You would probably want to hide all of your things in case someone goes on a robbery spree. It will be very bad if you leave your home for the purge and then come back to all your things absolutely obliterated/gone. There is no way to hide your entire home, but at least hiding your things could be a lifesaver for the days after the purge.
Jesus is coming back. Please repent to be saved.
@IloveJesus777j77 reported for miss-information.
@IloveJesus777j77if jesus comes back he better give me 10 billion in euros
This dude is going places. Never in a million years would anyone think to do their taxes on Purge day he's a genius
It doesn't stop you from being killed so idt that's practical
@@beautifullybroken4879 Do your taxes in the dumpster!
Ohmigod I am a genius.
@@anonymousme3571 LOL
That's almost as good as using the purge as an excuse to bring a bottle of water on a plane.
@@anonymousme3571 do your taxes in a dumpster that's on a boat that's in Iceland
Another method to beat The Purge:
Tell John Wick that the entire city plans to kill his new dog
Y do i see u everywhere
I swear I see you everywhere without even trying
Haha yessss
You've created world war 3
grow half a mustache
Imagine the day after the purge tho
"so you killed my brother yesterday"
"ye, sry bout that"
"ok, well this is awkward"
“You killed my father prepare to d-“
“Nope, I don’t think so, purge was yesterday, shouldn’t have filed your taxes idiot”
@the realistically speaking hey u know where scp tato at?
Your profile picture is cursed
"Bank of America what can we do for you?"
"Im here to rob you..."
*"Right this way, sir"*
The united bank of *mone*
@@pixelmace1423 th-cam.com/video/EEvv160Nnfk/w-d-xo.html
Good one
won't the bank ppl be able to kill the robbers and get away ?
@@h.hyunjin149 they can already
I can not POSSIBLY be the only one who thought
“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight”
“I D I D N ‘ T”
Don't bring a knife to gun fight, unless your knife shoots.
@@alterate9138 B A L L I S T IC K N I F E
Correct me if im wrong, dosent the knife gun shoot the blade. I think ive seen that before
@@nightstar6179 it shoots one bullet i think, it’s a Russian weapon that the spetsnaz used, only issue is that to aim it you effectively have to point the blade towards your eye
How? BECAUSE I’M BATMAN
"All crime is legal during the purge, so you can lie on your taxes"
Yoshi: **happiness noises**
m1nt_ how do you lie on your taxes
Could you file during the purge?
Probably not allowed. 🙁
One rule : don't purge
It happened
@@Mavrik9000 watch the video
Plot twist the dumpster guy wasn't dead he was just smart
One hell of an actor
He was just tird
Has anyone heard of a dumpster fire, pyros would have a field day: two for one =bargain.
Good one
Big Brain time
This might be a gross idea, but a dumpster with a cadaver might actually be a good thing. Hear me out: If you find a dead body in a dumpster hide under it. If it really grosses you out, find a large bit of cardboard to separate you from the trash bags and body. If a murderer looks in your dumpster and just sees a dead body, they're more likely to be thrown off since they wouldn't think you'd hide in a dumpster with a corpse. Dogs who are sent out to track your scent will approach your dumpster but all the killers will see is the dead body and most likely assume that was what the dogs were smelling.
What I'd do if I had no budget is find a dark alley with a dumpster, dead body and carry a large piece of cardboard with me. Jump into the dumpster and drag the body and trash bags above me with the cardboard between us. Hopefully it's not to heavy, don't wanna suffocate y'know. Then don't make a sound and wait till the purge is over. It might be gross, but at least I'm alive \(' - ')/
And then proceed to commit mass tax fraud to the point it overflows and makes the government have to repay you for as much money as possible, thus fucking over the whole point of Purge Night (Saving money by eliminating 'bottom feeders')
You’d probably either need to take a shower when you get home or see a doctor right after but yeah you’re alive
All fun and games until someone decides to set the body alight.
All fun and games until the local necrophile finds you 👀
“You’re hunted down if you’re poor”
Collage/uni students: *chuckles* im in danger
lol
fuckkkk
Collage lol
My poor what?
Yeahhhhh... if you’re talking about yourself being in College then maybe worry about your grammar first
the funeral business must be huge after purge night
True true
I thought they just threw away the bodies
And that's how you earn money for the next Purge XD
Basically it's a perfect oportunity to not only kill but also kidnap people, opening up many business opportunities.
It's especially easy to get black market human organs, work slaves, sex slaves, test-subjects or sacrifices but also to stock-up on people for nefarious purposes, like red-rum victims, fresh meat for cannibals or breeding stock.
Also a good way to not have to pay your employees if you have them purged and than get new ones right after.
Besides, all the bodies can be also sold, the necrophile market, meat-processing, medical education or anatomy fans for dissection and cause of death study...
One might think the purge itself is not about killing people, even though it's in the spotlight, but covertly getting live human resources.
How much do you think they make
"What are you doing for the purge?"
"Taxes."
IRS: 😰
😂😂😂😂
The Virgin murderer vs the Chad Capone
Starting a community garden without city permission. Distribute food from my home to the the homeless. Build a playground in an empty lot without filling out any forms.
@@lurkingShadows all those "crimes" last after the purge. And would be illegal and taken down at 7:01am. Except the homeless thing. But the purge was made partially to eliminate homeless so...good luck feeding them.
I've only seen the 1st and 3rd. The 1st was, you know, what it is. I actually really liked the 3rd because we got to see more of the infrastructure--like the EMTs driving around in an armored van to help the injured and the unspoken rule that you do NOT attack them. The underground safe spaces for the homeless and vulnerable, led by the veteran from the first movie. And that call from the wife who shot her husband--she kept repeating, "They said I'd feel better," but she DIDN'T, she regretted it as soon as she shot him. I think that little scene illustrates how the Purge affects average citizens who AREN'T sociopaths, who bought into the government's lies.
*crime is legal*
Me: *commits tax fraud*
Government: "You weren't supposed to do that"
Now that's smart
Yoshi is proud 😌
👏
All crime is legal
Me: *starts breaking the laws of physics*
Government: all crime is legal...good day now
Me: .....*grabs shotgun and goes to nearest bank* imma get me a new bike and house
"What crime are you committing on the purge?"
"tax fraud"
"fair enough"
"FAIR ENUF." if you get the reference ily.
"What crime are you committing?"
I'm gonna classify Paimon as a not emergency food
"Dude! Calm the hell down"
trump: wait tax fraud is illegal-
Dan - People knowing that everything is legal for the next 12 hours:
Oh no!
Anyway..
I would kill myself because I'm scared to die but if I kill myself Noone will kill me. Or I would pray so much until I become a scary nun
Imagine hiding in a dumpster and you hear a group walk by and say lets start a dumpster fire😭😭😭😭
Haha thanks for the laugh
Do you know how hard I just laid here and hollared 😂😂😂😂
LMFAOOO
😳😳😳😳Lmfaooooo
Joseph Parker 🤣🤣🤣
The second they would say the purge would be a real thing I'm just moving out of the country permanently
I know right, there are so many movies where the mc's problems could be solved by just getting outta America but it's like they don't even know there are other countries
There are a lot of people without passports or are too poor to even move to Canada.
@@veganlasagna325 I mean anyone in the middle or upper class can afford to move and that’s a significant portion of the population. It’s not everyone, but it’s properly like half of the population of America.
Go Away well in the last purge movie (and latest as I'm writing this comment) I saw they did do that but instead they went to Mexico
@@rachelcookie321
And even still there’s illegal immigration
Depends how fast you can run away from the Canucks
People during the purge: I’m gonna murder
Me, an intellect: clears student loan tab
Isra Berkani ikr
That's most evil thing i ever see
Do mine as well while you're at it please
Robbing every store.
*murderers watching this be like:*
*interesting*
😂😂😂
Oh yeah, intresting it is *Not a murderer 100*
@@mongolwarrior3425 *yeah*
*Interesting*
@@victorr7817 all might your hero
I love how he suddenly starts talking trash about ice road truckers.
that show is low key good
Yeah me too man ikr
I’ve never watched it
When the moon shines like ice road truckers
Happy 666 likes!
Tax evasion during the purge isn't illegal but that doesn't mean they would accept the tax return you submit. Everyone submitting a purge tax return would get audited outside purge night and made to redo the tax return. Sure government will never let you do things that threaten it but they dont have to play fair or be consistent. They will just change the rules if it really made a difference.
He went OFF about those ice road truckers
hilarious XD but he does have a good point
Bruh snapped
K but that pROFILE PIC SIS
your profile picture already says it XD
Beauty the Gamer HA!
“its so accurate its boring” is the scariest and funniest line ive ever heard
@@royhammel5205
The original comment was 4 months ago but I’m game.
How will each advice get you killed?
@@-ZH the boat one would cause you to be stuck in traffic as he said to drive to the lake a couple hours before the purge. I'm guessing the forest one would be dangerous because of the threat of wild animals, which the narrator admits can kill u. The dumpster one again has its flaws because of its high risk, anyone could just open the dumpster if they bothered to check. The tax return is clever but it's only possible assuming you already have other defenses set up. Still, the guy did admit that these solutions have their flaws, but they are still better than other solutions shown in the movies.
@@royhammel5205 cheers to you for writing this comment that very few people will ever read. Mad respect.
Imagine you do all this but still have snap map on
Damn thats fucked
Damn that's the worst but imagine you have no friends
Ha
😐...that’s just...that’s just..just sad..
fuck that
I love how you add the “we will be back after these short messages” and then the ads come on. Dude what genius.
Since I’m Living in 2020 I am no longer watching for entertainment I’m taking notes
same LMFAOO
HAHAHHA SAME
On god I'm try to keep my family alive
Mood ima start going to the gym soon cause if u ain't able to run u die
For real
Me, bringing a knife gun to a gun fight:
*Heres a little lesson in trickery*
_This is going down in history_
oh how the turntables
oh how the turns have tabled
Bayonet bowie knife
You brought a knife gun to a gun knife fight
My ass would take myself to the middle of some woods I know relatively well, and find a blind in a tree with no lights. And then I would just sit there with my gun and prey.
So you plan to look for and prey upon people with tarps? Clever.
Imagine just being some guy doing your taxes in a dumpster for twelve hours
king of the comments right here XD
Lmfao huddled in a little ceasers dumpster clutching a handgun, a flashlight, a calculator, and a tax form as pandemonium unfolds around you.
@@PTS156 living the dream
@@imaginethat1331 the American dream.🥲
Is that not how you do your taxes?
"What'd you do during the purge?"
"Did my taxes."
"Wuss."
Yeah but I frauded them. So loook who's laughing now?
Surviving a horror movie by going into the woods alone at night? This is literally the only situation where that’s a good idea
Until you're spotted by a wild animal that's looking at you like lunch meat
Unless ur living in cahgio with siren head
I would hide underground,
Katniss Everdeen style sleep up a tree
In the second purge movie, some of the purgers were shown with dogs. Their dogs would probably be able to find you in the woods.
Murderer: opens dumpster
Me chilling in it doing my taxes:
👁👄👁
“Yes, I have 4902 children”
He's giving us prices and product recommendations like the purge is actually going to happen....HE KNOWS SOMETHING.
Good thing I live in Canada!
I wouldn't be surprised
Prices wouldn't stay the same...
That's what I was thinking XD
Good thing I live in Germany.
Otherwise some citys would be full of toxic gas.
imagine all 8 million views relying on this advice so the purge just turns into a full on sea/forest battle
Hahahaha
I swear if I see katniss everdeen in The Forest I'm dead!
Or everyone commits tax fraud
@R.I.P Rick May The Mann Himself OML
Laughes in Navy Canon fire*
I find it funny that they wouldn't go in a dumpster just because there's a dead body in it if my life was on the line I'd go under the trash and leave the body on top as a decoy its gross but ill survive
What if they have dumpster fires
@@turbulator9000 to be honest that never occurred to me you win some you lose some I guess
I’d have a gun
“The fire’s shooting at us!”- Nard Dog
Kill or be killed a wise quote from idk
Honestly with the idea of going into the woods, you could climb a tree and tie yourself to it high up and just wear a leafy camo suit, the kind with the physically textured surface that breaks apart a human silhouette. General scent maskers and the like recommended as the purge would probably cause people to train hunting dogs for this specific purpose. For transportation, you could save up and get an ATV to drive out into the middle of the forest and just cover that thing with a camo net.
You could literally be the Call of Duty camper
How to survive the purge : sit in your living room. They can’t kill you in a living room
I'm voting for you to be the next priminister
@@bees9578 yyes
Big brain
when i first read this i was like " that's dumb of course they can what?" and then I was like "broooooooo logik"
Or hold a camera.
"all crime is legal"
*Starts breaking the laws of physics*
somewhere on the distant:YOU JUST GOT VECTORED
Makes earth new again an gets rid of disease or just make a pool of cheato dust
@No U Thanos could do the job without single stone!
*Goes into space*
starts breaking the law of gravity
"I'm outta here bois"
Purge: *exists*
Yoshi: "Time to commit tax fraud."
Too bad fat Yoshis ass claps alert the irs
This deserves to be pinned
Eyy seth
"Fetishes" joined the chat
Police: 'Catches Yoshi on the night of the Purge'
Yoshi: It's the Purge lol
Police: ...SHIT.
just dig 3 blocks down and replace one above you, jeez
Omg u right
@@augustswater7845 step 1: dig 4 sand. step 2: go into inventory and go to crafting. step 3: put all 4 sand in the crafting menu and make sandstone. step 4: dig 3 blocks down and place the sandstone above you. checkmate
Funniest thing to see so far
*Keep holding shift
@Cole torch not necessary
Everyone: "Dont bring a knife to a gun fight"
Me: *laughs in knife gun*
hahaahahahahahahahahha so true
For real 😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
*laughs in katana*
Could also use a knife grenade 🤔
I prefer gun knife
The purge: exists
Tax fraud: I'm about to end this man's whole career
What career?! lmao supa hot fya
Time to commit tax fraud
This isnt even funny
@@billyosullivan4514 no u
@@hellszhells Your a boomer and you dont even know it
How to beat the purge: cover you self in fake blood and go to bed.
im a my romance chemical fan too
Kelnaruto Uzumaki omg same
Yeah but it would be really hard to hide your breathing and you’d end up gasping for breath so the killers would look over at u struggling for air like a fish on land
And pray you don’t snore
Ngl that’s really goddamn smart
I would go on a week long hiking trip in the mountains
Good luck to anyone trying to reach me tens of kilometers through extremely thick forests and steep mountains
And they can't track you back to your car because your days away
That's the smartest idea yet
A load of these ideas are defeated by helicopters
@@christianjamesmiller8388 I mean, not really? When people accidentaly go missing in the mountains they send multiple helicopters and teams of searchers, and they often takes days to find someone. AND thats with a person who wants to be found.
Also, if a helicopter pilot REALLY wants to kill someone on purge night, their are probably easier options than flying a helicopter over mountain trails in the hopes of spotting someone who A) can hear the chopper, and B) Doesnt want you to see them.
@@christianjamesmiller8388 "thick forests" not even with animals is easy to find someone
@@ReiChiquita567 try to find everyone that went missing in a forest
All crime is legal
Me commits tax fraud:
Government: outstanding move
@gamer fish then you dont have to pay taxes, so win-win in my book
And blow up all government buildings, yay
How to Survive for dummies :
1. Take some red liquid and put it on your forehead
2. Jump into the nearest Dumpster
3. Play the dead
(4). Bring a freaking knife in case if someone try to kill you, either, you will have the surprise advantage and the knife won’t do any sound, and can still throw it
5. *Profit*
Necrophile finds you....
WHO WANTS TO START A DUMPSTER FIRE??
That's genius dude! we could add to it, if someone opens your dumpster, and maybe kinda checks who you are, then finds you "dead" and keeps passing by, you shouldn't do the same next year.
@@estephanievelasquez9640 you can just wear a wig and a completely different outfit each year
@@TheLiamis well at least you can go down with one last great time
Normal people: killing spree during the purge
Me, an intellectual: Tax dodge during the purge
I think normal people whould actually fuck on the streets, maybe illegaly party and steal stuff from stores and such.
I would totally rob a store or something
Nice 420 likez
@@spookyho5994 exactly, do something like try and rob a bank or an atm
I would *keheke* yell after 11 pm.
‘Actually don’t go to Hawaii they’re purging there’ 😂 *casually forgets Hawaii is apart of America.*
America owns Hawaii...
Purge: *ends*
My teacher:"What are you doing at my house?the purge ended 2 minutes ago."
Me af: "The bell does not dismiss you...
*I do*
"Me asf"
Omg
How would they know if you killed someone after the purge ends anyway? Like, if nobody is around but you and the person you want to kill, who would know?
Mastroy Boliscar tell em😭
Brenden Baca if u watch the purge the series the second season u can understand how
"All crime is legal"
Walks into a Walmart with Target shopping cart
*all crimes are legal except this one*
You sick hell spawn!
Two words: wheel lock.
But have fun being murdered while pushing a cart that has wheel lock.
Okay, Obama, stop this man.
YAS!
Me: *leaves for a two week holiday during the purge*
Me: *arrives back & finds out they moved purge night to tonight*
You came back and find out that your house was burned to the ground in a fire in your neighborhood. Hahaha that would be complicated
командир Кронос I didn’t even think about that 😂 what a scenario!
U r pretty as fuck
Weeknd XO haha thanks 😂
J star right 😅
The rage felt by this man to ice road truckers is real.
Small brain: Murder during the purge
Big brain: Robbery during the purge
Universe brain: Doing you taxes during the Purge
Gandhi the Terrible that’s a very Universe idea
Gandhi the Terrible
Infinite brain: littering during the purge
Infinite Brain: Underage Drinking
@@smugone3330 lol.
My question is why murder like there's a lot of better laws to break like going into a McDonalds with a pet, no shoes or shirt
Yes your right
Businesses won’t be open during the purge. Nobody will want to work the day of the purge
WolfPack 1030
“What sauce?”
*B L O O D*
YES Yes and yes
WolfPack 1030
Are you kidding? Getting paid to work but also being able to beat the shit out of annoying customers?? That sounds awesome
Purge starts
People are being murdered
Me:guess I'll do my taxes.
Yeah I mean, I don’t really know what I’d do. There aren’t any crimes I genuinely desire to commit, nor people who I wish to kill/think deserve killing. I also have no desire to go and save people so I probably _would_ do something mundane, like taxes.
@@redjive_industries3760 you can steal a lot of stuff. I'm pretty sure in real life there would be a way more thefts and arsons than murders
Likely more people will be interested in financial crimes than murder. The main danger would be someone robbing you and taking your stuff.
Invest in a big sign above your door saying "OLD JUNK INSIDE. DO YOUR TAXES INSTEAD, GET NEW SHIT. Remember, all crime is legal right now. :)" Might not work, but if it does, the cost of construction paper and markers could save your computer.
How to beat the purge:
Dig 6 blocks down
Put 3-4 blocks of dirt above you
Make sure to crouch when in hole
Wait 12 hours
What if your pinky gets tired
@@wolfboy2406 A simple rock should do the job
If you use water you can get into a one by one by one block.
But what if dig dug came?
why did this get so many likes
“all crime is legal”
*turns off restricted mode on school computer*
_ Abi hOW COULD U
CinnamonBreadz i know i’m so bad a-s
>:0
imma go do my parent's taxes quarentine style
R/madlad
you absolute monster
Everyone: murders and kills
Me: robbin the bank, Gucci store, apple store
Michael Scott sameeeeee and im only 11 but I want new technology products
Queen of Weirdness why did you feel the need to comment this 💀💀
Hey Bro fr lmfao
Lemme come too
Exactly, why would you kill someone when you can just take stuff
The purge: "RELEASE THE BEAST!!"
Furries: "Looks like its out time to shine....UwU"
😭😭😭😭
People coming home after slaughtering a bunch of furries: "This years hunt was great, can't wait till next year"
this just made me think of what all the people into necrophilia and bestiality would do on their purge night
thanks for that
They should make a Purge movie of someone trying to travel out of the US to avoid it but gettings tuck in an airport Purge
That would be the most realistic thing and even better since it's somewhat relatable lol
An attack on an airport isn't remotely believable. An airport terminal is one of the safest places you could be. People don't even have so much as a nail clipper.
@@I_Fix_Trauma there is nothing stopping people from going into the terminal with guns during purging hours. Im assuming there's at least a couple people that want to go wreck an airport.
@@I_Fix_Trauma well since it’s the purge and everything is legal people don’t give a fuck about bringing weapons inside
Stuck
“Hey Bill..... remember yesterday when you tried to kill me?”
“Sorry John, you know how I am with the purge....”
“..... why are you like this....?”
You aren't you when your hungry
Panda Cakes snickers, get some nuts
@@pandacakes6613 underrated
It's ok bill nvm just wait for the next purge :) 😂😂😂😂😂
5 year old comment but who cares. The idea is so stupid, i know for a fact it’s already losing their government money. Why would hundreds of millions of people who were shook in September 11th with 300 casualties all of a sudden be cool with becoming murderous psychopaths, and want to kill? And then switch off the next day. It’s ridiculous
How to survive the Purge:
Be the main character
Other then that😅
no be the camera man ! x)
louna pika yeah that too
Lul Ethan Hawke died tho
@@len_404_ Genius!
I wasn’t expecting to learn so much about the waterways of the USA in this video
"So what did you do during the purge?"
"I committed tax fraud"
"YOU MONSTER!!!"
When the purge is over the IRS will be hot on your a$$
The IRS would still kill you
Me, an idiot: Leave the country
You, an intellectual: Do your taxes
Y not do both 😄
What taxes? Just commit tax aviation
@@raccoon5046 ah yes tax aviation
Glorious T-34-85 we all love tax avation
Glorious T-34-85 oh like the 1%
imagine having to clean everything up the day after, and you see your cousins decapitated head stuck on your neighbors fence
"Aw come on... I actually sort of liked cousin Matt! OMG. So grateful Ella is dead like I couldn't even with her sense of fashion." *peels head off of fence
lerexia yup lol
I would love to see that!
Imagine that someone tries to kill you on Purge night and then you meet them next day at the grocery store
ew that’s so fucked up
Imagine youre 6 years old playing minecraft, you haven’t built a bed yet so what do you do? You dig underground and wait a bit. Now, imagine you make a fake grave for a fake relative, cover it with some sturdy block that can be opened and sleep the night in a comfy little casket unerground
Bring air tanks.
Everyone: *Murdering Each Other on the Purge*
Me: *Not agreeing to the Terms of Use in everything*
Lzio its not a crime to not agree to the terms🤦🏽♂️
Lzio r/madlads
@@Metal.combat r/wooooosh
Lzio dude same
It won’t let you proceed if you don’t, though.
I bet if the purge was today people would grab all the toilet paper.
I would as well Rob a closed GameStop. Since who the fuck would go to a store that's not a need to most and as well, well CLOSED.
Them: LETS RAID MCDONALD'S
Ur pfp says it all
They do that anyways.
And hand sanitizer
“Leave at least a *week* before the purge”
Bitch I’m leaving a whole month what you mean I ain’t coming back til April 1
l e m o n then April fools the purge is still happening 😂
Same
happy april fools then
Me😂
l e m o n same...
I got multiple places I want to go anyway: Australia, Japan, New Zealand, Uk, South Korea, Ethiopia
Awesome video, great ideas. Two notes. 1. You’re right about how crowded it would be to travel out of the country two (or more) weeks before the purge, but you didn’t include how incredibly hard it would be for anyone to get time off from work before purge. Christmas x1000. Also the price you quote wouldn’t stay like that. There would be astronomical price hikes for any travel outside of the country for weeks before the purge. So it would truly only be the absolute richest and most privileged who could go. 2. The tax thing is really smart, except every tax return completed on the day of the purge would be audited, no doubt. The false report wouldn’t be a crime, but that doesn’t mean they would have to honor anything written.
Me trying to learn how to beat the purge, ends up learning how to do my taxes.
they would just add a rule "faking taxes still illegal" next year
Or they would just move the day of the purge the next year to one that isn't where taxes can be done...
Or move the purge to outside of the tax window
The day just wouldn't be during tax season duh
but then they would be lying as they said ALL crime is legal
@@Emmareid9 But what's illegal is having weapons over the category 4 weapon range and killing Government officials with the ranking of 10. They decide the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I suggest buying a huge piece of property that's nothing but forest out in the middle of no where and building a secret underground bunker in the middle of it and lie on your taxes during the 12 hours.
Oh shit, genius
Oh shit, genius
Oh shit, genius
genius.
Oh shit, genius
I live 2 cities away from the Mexican border, and am Mexican myself. Since I have a lot of relatives in Mexico, I can easily just spend the night at one of my relatives house in Mexico, where purge isn't a thing. Easy
Wouldn’t the borders to both Canada and Mexico be packed though?
@@EnabIing that's why i would leave like a day earlier
@@BL4Z3_55 maybe a week in advance
@@EnabIing true just to be safe
I live 30-40 minutes away from Windsor in Canada. I live in Michigan I can cross the bridge or the tunnel to get into Canada. I can either go to Windsor which takes 30-40 minutes or go to Toronto which is about 4 hours by car. I would leave like 3 days before.
Doesnt that mean we can just raid area 51 legally?
Yeah but like....it's also legal for you to be gunned down before you step foot near it ://
Nah, just that they can use drones to get rid of all the naruto runners legally
No the government is still operational so they would have a even greater chance of killing you
Zappi OHMYGODYOUREGENIUS
That One Kid they already have authority to kill you if you trespass
Me: mom we need to go find somewhere safe for the purge
Mom: hold up I am doing my taxes
How to beat the Purge: *Clicks on Peaceful Mode.*
Amy Rosanova big brain
@@Michael-nj2hk more like p*ssy mode (this is a joke among my friends but apparently it's pretty well known)
Me: *turns cheats on, goes to creative mode* ha get rekt f*ckers
Spectator mode
XD
So,here is how to beat the purge:take a day off and go on vacation for like 2-3 days a year,so you just aren't there when hell breaks lose
Oh,and get a good insurance.
Purge happens
*Goes to Minecraft Christian Server and say "frick"
YuanStarz lol
That one guy with that one name
You crossed the line man, crossed the line
You going to hell
YuanStarz u can’t do that it’s too illegal
That's going too far
Imagine your birthday being on the purge
Happy death day
It would mean ur poor mother was giving birth the day of the Purge... OUCH 😓😓😫😫
March 21st haha
@@hermionegranger9965 maybe not when was the first purge
Damn you're profile pic
10 IQ: killing during the purge
100 IQ: pulling off a heist during the purge
10,000 IQ: making an account on club penguin even though you have to be 13+
FBI wants your location
ayooo LMAO
FIENDISH
It’s became too risky so they make it apart of the rules that you can’t
1,000,000 IQ raiding Area 51 during the purge
I’m here 5 years after and this is still my favourite video on TH-cam! I love your humor. Please make more videos.
Edit: how about a tornado shelter for the cheaper option?? You can just cover it with grass.
Another way to survive the purge would be the "Kevin McCallister's strategy" : deadly traps all over your house on a budget
Nice
What about grenades
Of course. The classic Home Alone strategy
Best comment
“Home Alone during The Purge”
“All crime is legal”
*Wears hoodie to school*
😱😱😱
They even banned everyone from wearing the hoods of the jackets. I just wanna wear it...
*opens umbrella indoors*
You have now been deleted off this planet
Brrrt brrt "where is the bully?"
Knife guns: putting a new spin on bringing a knife to a gun fight since 1999
bongo cat never bring a knife gun to a gun knife fight
Isn't that technically a bayonet on a rifle?
Mark L r/wooosh
@@markl4159 technically, the bayonet _is_ the rifle
@@innacrisis6991 ik I didn't watch the full video lol
This is pretty good! My one critique would be that if you use the boat thing year on year to save money vs traveling, then people will know you have a boat. even though you travel to a different body of water the very fact people know you have a boat and it's not on your driveway on purge night means people can narrow your location down, and will be able to look for you. If you store the boat somewhere else it's still going to be fairly easy for people who know you to find out about it.
also I love the tax part. I feel like the government would get around the whole thing by just sending a form out to people who filed that day just saying "really?" that you're also not allowed to lie on, and which comes on a different time of the year. They might not be able to prosecute you but they'll know any tax returns on that day are wrong and can simply refuse to honour them. Your better choice to filing online would be to fill the tax form out that da, and record that, so it can be proven your lies fell ithin the right time window, but arrange to mail it out a different day, that way it will be harder for the government to know which returns are fraudlent and which are genuine but if you're audited you can prove your "innocence". But well, that's not fun to nitpick like this so I love that solution.
IRS would just shut down their servers purge night. I would get an old 70 something pickup truck and build a hidden box made of metal under it in-between the a frame maybe armor it and insulate it. Hide in that box all night long. Put it on blocks with the hood open and nothing of value in it.
How to beat The Purge:
Dig 3 blocks down and cover the top with dirt
You can never go wrong w the Minecraft style 😏
I will use hacks to get 420 enchanted golden apples and a fully enchanted set of armor and bedrock so i get banned from the purge and i dont need to do the purge
Help i digged to lava
@Footer ` noclip my man
Don’t forget to crouch so they can’t see your name tag
Film Herald: dont purge
Ice road truckers: has 11 seasons
Film Herald: i must purge
*i must crusade*
The the truckers are coming for and they will run over ye balls brother and ye tities sister
Me, an European : haha America, not my problem
Also me: *whatching the entire video*
@Why Me this was supposed to be a funny comment, don't talk about politics here😂
Watching*
Laughs in asian
This guy pronouncing whatching like Stewie says cool whip lol
The problem with the tax solution is that the government would 100% shutdown the website or portal where you can submit the tax report during the purge
As for many rural areas, there's nothing stopping you from, say, secretly digging a hole in the middle of a field or in a tree line and creating a camouflaged cover to go over it. It's dirt cheap, easy to make, and finding you would be like finding a needle in a 10-acre hay stack. Hunker down with some blankets and hot hands and you're golden.
Or you could just hide in a hay stack, no one would think of looking there
I mean, there's always thermal goggles... Gonna have to dig deep.
not only the rural area i think the dumpster idea can go much deeper like making your own fake dumpster with a area for you to stay confortable with some food and water and a mount that separates you from the thrash while inside the dumpster. (not sure if it made sense for you guys english is not my first language but its just a dumpster that has two levels, like a building, on the bottom one you stay with your food and water and maybe a blanket and the top one is just filled with thrash to hide you)
Ditzy Rose that is really smart and a good idea
Dude dirt’s hella expensive
But this is a good one
*Me:* Jumps in dumpster
*5 other people in there*
*Me:* lemme guess. Film Herald?
Nah, just dumpsterdiving.
Them: yeah.
Me: so... truce?
Them: he’ll yeah, we stole some guns.
Me + them: *creates dumpster fortress*
Dumpster Fortress 2
Dumpmen vs Purgies (MvM)
Tho actually imagine something like this
Me:oh yeah
We're also doing our taxes but ya know
Yep.
*Some poor lady giving birth on the purge day.*
Hey at least she can have that extreme late term abortion she probably wanted
Spawn kill
@Lachs geräuchert kind of like this movie yea 😲
Lucca Buraglia 💀💀
just don’t have a baby around 9 months before the purge
People watching the video: hmmm these ideas are very interesting, see you on purge night😉
just be friends with dora, she’s got everything in her backpack
Yes she as a nuke
@@marrio504 I think dora is the true form of Kim Jung Un honestly
@@misterminutes4504 I’ve never seen that comparison before, but now I’m glad I have.
Lol
She pulls out the Draco